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>>62838024
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Yes, in 2 weeks.
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WTFWT
PUT WRITING ANON SAVED THE MARKET?
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Slurpers, I don't feel so good...
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WHY DID YOU PIVOT
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NNNNNRRAAAAGGGHHHH
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>did a put on SOXL at 70.25
>starts recovering
i might have called the bottom on accident
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Guys Cramer said buy!!! Does this mean we are back?
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ONE STOCK
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KEK
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MOMMY
MOMMMMMM
AMAMADHASDNASMSNDAHDNUHBRFABN
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I have become such a trading expert I can watch my portfolio get giganiggerturboheemed and maybe break a sweat at worst.
A few years ago it was heart palpitations, heavy breathing, tears, crying. Now I just shrug my shoulders and go about my day.
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>>62838603
Slurpers can’t drink blood
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AAAAAAAAAA!!!
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
WHY DIDNT I SELL IN JUNE AND GO AWAY!?
GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACKKKKKKK!!!!!
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>SOXL down 30%
Scoopsies its time to come home. I have a nice little room made up for you in my closet. It was a cute little experiment you had buying SOXL but its over now.
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it will just go back up to 7800 on monday
macros don't matter
economics don't matter
reality doesn't matter
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>>62838617
I think he already said he was wrong to say buy
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>>62838620
lmao
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>>62838617
yes mi lord
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This is by far the worst day of my trading life. I think I'm just going to liquidate my entire port and give up on this.
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>>62838619
AMD earnings will be the final nail for the bubble
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Im a retarded new investor, but if this is the AI bubble popping like people claim shouldnt this look at lot more catastrophic? Where is my ~50% drop in one day?
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>he thought it was a real bull market
>he boughtered the scam tech
AI-keks... you won't make it brahs
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>>62838635
If you're red YTD calm down I was red for like two days and went back in the green
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Good thing we all invested in safe fundamentals like VOO and VT and stayed away from LEFTs right /smg/?
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It’s over and it’s never been more over. I’m selling I don’t care anymore. I’ll just work a job.
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>>62838636
Or they'll cause a rapid recovery.
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>>62838635
Bottom signal
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this is the best bears can do? boring
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Confirmed: one of those AIshitter neo-hedgies got margin called again
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>>62838635
why? just hold for like 3 more days and it will be right back where it was
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>>62838647
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>>62838638
wait until ANT and OPAI are public
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>>62838654
3 more days trust the plan.
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>>62838643
I'm full port USO, cost average of 103. sitting comfy and enjoying the monthly rollovers.
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>>62838609
We're in the margin squeeze phase. Healthcare is the only sector that can extract whatever money it wants because humans are still fundamentally terrified of death.
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>>62838623
I miss the panic in some kind of way. Losing the elation didn't bother me much. Losing the terror, that makes me a bit sad.
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I probably won't be a $1m-airre anymore after today
worst week of my life (so far)
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The entire nation of South Korea will be margin called on Monday.
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>>62838620
Just needs more time
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Temporary relief coming.
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>>62838666
I
I
I
I LOVE LITTLE MIU AND LITTLE AND AND MY PRECIOUS ADORABLE LITTLE MATSURI SO MUUUUUUUUCH THANK YOU ANON
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anyone else that kinda doesnt care? im still up 25% YTD even after all these dumps
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Be honest anons, did you vote for Blumpft?
I won't laugh, i promise
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Haha wait guise, why is everything going down?
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Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You keep buyin the dip but the dip keeps dippin'
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Where are my SCHD chuds?
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how much can he fuck things up in the two months he practically has left in power?
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Well what did we learn about Triple Leverage ETFs?
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>>62838643
Niggas have been stacking SOXL since like 2022
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At least I got my XOM
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>>62838675
I'm just having some fun. Today's dump has me at about 12% margin utilization so far and I'm not very heavy in tech
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>>62838688
He's going to probably break the SPR because he'll draw it down until it breaks.
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>>62838676
I voted for Trump and I'm going to vote for him again next Tuesday.
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Why didn’t I sell at $980 two days ago
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Quick reminder that circuits breakers on indexes are not a thing anymore. Well, they still exist, but the april 2025 liberation day meme drop proved that (((they))) make sure to stay close to 0.1% of the circuits breaker, and continue the next day. It's now fully controlled to make sure (((they))) don't get fucked.
So don't expect any circuits breakers anymore. Doesn't change that (You) will be fucked all the same.
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>>62838666
>666
>Losing the terror, that makes me a bit sad.
Thanks Satan. I'll try to hold onto more of my terror. I believe it is fundamentally a very human defense mechanism.
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>>62838617
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The most terrifying thing is that he's not tweeting anything
First everyone on their side just casually cancelling all their rallies
Now this combined with total silence

Something REALLY big is coming
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>>62838704
That PE ratio makes no sense to me. Is the market pricing in earnings collapsing?
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>>62838690
>stacking 3X leverage ETFs
ISHYGDDT
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sooo how are the bags going? don't worry, ai is here to stay! amirite?
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I am now buying NVDA which means the stock will continue to lower today
You have now been warned
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>>62838710
>Is the market pricing in earnings collapsing
no shit
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There are people in this thread that hold fake intelligence and not oil.
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I put my entire retirement into google when it was approx $245 ayyyyy lmao. Still holding tho
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>>62838709
I mean he flat out said once the midterms are over, maybe even the literal next day, we're going into Iran really hard.
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>>62838704
it could be worse you could be holding intel
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>>62838654
No, it really won't. I'm just going to conclude I'm the worst investor ever and live quietly to earn my daily wages.
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>>62838713
Why?
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my claude just killed himself. i'm afraid this was it niggas
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>>62838703
Genuine retard
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>>62838709
My guess is some AI model said "markets are gigafucked, crash in the next few weeks, nothing you can do" and all these dumbass boomers just slurped it up and decided to run for the bomb shelter instead of trying to do anything about it
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Here is what will happen, Trump will TACO and announce 100percent legit Iran peace deal on Sunday, to save face for the midterms. Market goes up.
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>>62838724
Thank god I'm only holding SOXL and not Intel.
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when somebirdy picks up stuff they can put it down. when they do it to make a house to serve a reproductive purpose they make more that do that behavior. the only productive thing they ever do is build houses. they have bird brains. their real estates are all they have as evidence of their productive activity. if you have a bird brain, you might think that showing off an image as evidence that your productive activity occurred once then stopped has value.

when somebirdy and anotherbirdy have stuff they sometimes want to take each others stuff. they will posture and social distance to negotiate an understanding that they both intend to keep what they got and do nothing. they do not share stuff they pick up with others.

everybirdy doesn't know how to trade, that's how he was made. different critters play different ways but we all play the same game, so there's room for all of us. I love everybirdy and so do you so we help them grow. But we are not just anybirdy, our brains are different so we do different behaviors to negotiate an exchange between limited natural stuff that we pick up because we are all critters that pick up stuff and put down stuff and eat stuff so we all get along. What beauty!
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Mr. Aschenbrenner...the van is waiting for you outside. Don't worry, you'll get your own room and our, ehm, clinic, will provide you with all the medication you need.
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AYYYYY LMAO
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>>62838689
That they present great buying opportunities
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>>62838741
wow these local models really suck
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>>62838739
Trump actually has nothing to do with what is going on right now, retard.
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>>62838736
The market is crashing because people fear a Democrat win. So vote Republican.
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Looked at my portfolio, lol! The dump almost entirely sideskirted by my tradimg strat

I'm down today about as much money as I went down on Thursday. Wew it actually paid off.
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all aboard. next leg down is leaving the station.
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>>62838738
so AI bulls all pooled their investment just to create an AI giga-bear
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>>62838731
Still up 65% ytd lmao
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>reddit is down 30%
hoooly shdit, what the fuck happened?
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>Power hour coming on
But why tho
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>>62838749
> Trump actually has nothing to do with what is going on right now,
But his economy policy is so gay
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>>62838757
They announced that they are going to require everyone using the site to log in. So no more google search / bot traffic / ai training.

Which means they are about to lose 99% of their core base
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Smigsteradamus was right.
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>>62838749
Trump is the most powerful human ever to live! He can do anything and is never wrong.
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>>62838763
is that why he's bag holding GRRR?
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O CHADS KEEP WINNING
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>>62838763
He better be right about the retard rally until feb. or im gonna say mean words about him
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>>62838709
Isn't it beautiful? VOO and VT cheapies are just over the horizon!
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>>62838763
no, he wasnt?
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AI should be trained on 4chan instead
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>>62838749
>causes uncertainty because who the fucks know
>market doesn't like uncertainty
>Trump actually has nothing to do with what is going on right now, retard.
lmao
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>>62838760
Bottom is in or they're trapping bulls for Monday's continuation. Place your bets
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ok wait so qqq is down 4% but sqqq is up 14% i thought sqqq is just negative 2x qqq so why is up so much more? oh shit i should ax an ai right
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Sam Altman just announced AGI was reached and its first words were "I denounce the Talmud"!
BUY EVERYTHING
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>>62838757
>>62838762
I've only ever used reddit to look at porn, in the pre onlyfans days the amateur stuff was great. Never bothered with the rest of the site, the whole karma shit was annoying and some subs require certain karma amounts and rules mean you can have comments removed just because. So fucking stupid.
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-10% day tomorrow screencap this
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>>62838772
>bollinger bands with extra steps
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>>62838780
woah sqqq is 3x wow who knew
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>>62838749
he drove up oil prices, which drove up bond yields, which caused the Fed to raise rates
he has everything to do with it
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>>62838739
He can't decide anything lmao. Doing le burger eating surrender monkey thing again won't change anything when the other party just want to see you crash and burn. And houthischads will keep blowing up Saudi refineries anyway.
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>>62838777
Bulltrap just like Monday and Tuesday were. Every time we get a "relief rally" it's been rugpulled days later and we go lower.
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
deploy the V right fucking now!!!
we are running out of time!!
KEVIN
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please, no more
I want off this ride
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>>62838784
it's saturday dude, trump will push a bunch of bullish fake news all weekend and the markets will open up slightly green monday, crash will continue after election day on wednesday
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>"YTD, YTD"
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DIE VIX
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the market got raped on no news, what the fuck happened?
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>>62838769
Can someone explain O to me and why it just seems immune to fucking up.
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AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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you didn't buy tech at the top again right anon?
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>>62838769
ok this time u right and don't forget epr
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>>62838806
It's, like, a real thing you can touch
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>>62838805
some giga-jew somewhere pressed the button
what exactly do you think the market is lol
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>>62838805
CEO of intel warned that they won't be profitable at all until 2028 or even later. He was supposed to keep the party going and say AI will magically make them money next year
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>>62838805
Nigga Intel's facilities got bombed
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>wednesday of this week
>market has been crabbing for a while
>good time to do some bull credit spreads
>need a boring, generic tech megacap
>never traded GOOG before
>sure that'll do
>wednesday @ 4pm
>earnings report
>GOOG at the epicenter of an atom bomb going off in the market
>"h-heh, might still be okay, seems like an overreaction"
>...thursday...
>Google posts its biggest single-day loss in its entire history as a publically traded company

Bros I know the idea of getting Bog'd is a meme, but it seriously does fucking feel like the entire stock market is a conspiracy made to target me specifically. The literal exact day and exact stock I choose for a bullish options play turned out to be the literally the worst possible play that I could have made in the 20 years of Google's entire history. That's not an exaggeration. Like it's literally unbelievable, I would have had better odds of getting struck by lightning.
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>>62838799
thatsthejoke.jpg
But in all seriousness I'm waiting on the sidelines for an entry. Glad I didn't rush in because this ain't over.
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>>62838810
is he okay?
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>>62838806
dude look at its 10 year chart, is it even up? it's ok if u need income but it underperforms the market bad
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>>62838749
LOL!
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>>62838762
How is that any fucking news? Anybody that ever search something/a fix/how to do whatever on google on their phone or whatever, and clicked on the link ended up opening the thread, and you could only scroll like 3 posts before being locked out and it asked you to create an account.
Like, I've been complaining about this shit when we were talking about overall entshitification in this very thread, when I was fixing my car and needed to check something on the internet.
This shit is nothing new, it's MONTHS old.
I truly believe the market is utterly retarded and doesn't price ANYTHING properly nor can't look forward past the next 2 days.
I don't even want to know what it didn't price forward regarding oil.
Holy fuck, run.
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>>62838688
>two months
You mean two years? Or am I missing something?
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>>62838818
you got goybeamed
it's quite common
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>things getting raped
>no cash to buy with
:(
meanwhile my dad is sitting on 600k that he only wants to deploy into boomer norwegian stocks lmao
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>>62838805
I... I boughted... I'm so sorry...
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>>62838829
>He doesn't know
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>>62838806
Real estate, attractive dividend, consistent performer. REITs are more affected by interest rates, and people seem to believe they're going to be big performers for the next while.
I like the stock and have a small bag
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>>62838805
>No News
Do you not listen to the news?
One of the major chip makers lose 30% of its production capacity.
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>>62838786
'no'
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>>62838818
It comes for all of us anon. I'm convinced the market is some quantum reality where we're all simultaneously losing at the same moment, no matter what we do.
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>>62838819
i sold a little nvidia and put it in sqqq lol but not much i'm not a degen gambler
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slurping Intel like a man possessed
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AI bubble was gonna crash regardless of who is in control, the problem is that it makes no fucking money.
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>>62838818
Dude atleast you didn't short Nvidia during it's bullrun because you wanted to reverse /smg/
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>>62838780
sqqq is a 3x fund, lad. the 2x bear is QID.
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>the subreddit for the reddit stock has 800 + comments in their daily, on a sub with 22k members, that usually has maybe 50 comments
lmao
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>>62838835
>chip fab blows up
>chips become more expensive
>semi companies make more money
Bullish
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My tqqq doin a lil some
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>>62838810
strange looking bull
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so...uh....it's all going back up on Monday right?


...right?
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>>62838843
Trillions put into a chat program that will have sex with me and cannot say no. Money unironically well spent
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>>62838835
>building critical infrastructure in israel
kek how fucking stupid do you have to be to think that was a good business decision. this country is so zogged it's mind boggling
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>>62838832
>women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible.webm
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State mandated robot gf program has been canceled
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>>62838856
Probably
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>>62838810
he was dead before they threw him in there r-right?
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time to buy
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>>62838856
Tuesday is erection day
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>>62838761
The fact him and iirc Cramer have acted like the AI trade is no big deal, makes me suspect that it is actually a big deal that will drag the market down with it
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I'm feelin' a bit frisky. What do I buy for a quick bounce on Monday? CAT? NOW?
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>>62838856
Fuck no. It's going to keep going down as more people hedge positions before elections and the rest of the AI gang reports.
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>>62838835
kek based Iran
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>he full ported INTC
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>>62838869
Yeah. You can see where its throat is cut. Butchering chickens is nasty work
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That intel fab was PROMISED to them 3,000 years ago!
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>>62838817
It was just a nitrogen explosion from some retard not inspecting a tank correctly and the factory should be up and running in a week. The problem is that literally all of Intel's fabs can't keep up with the orders with it down and it'll set them back a month and half a billion dollars. All because some retard fucked up at some point.
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>>62838738
>Ai figured out teh best way to predict the future is to cause it
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>>62838832
oddly arousing
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he warned us, you only had to listen.
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>>62838827
You're lying. I could scroll the whole thread. Then again msybe A/B testing and you were only allowed to scroll 3 posts lel
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Why shouldn't I just go all in on Intel? That's such a juicy slurp
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Nigger market
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>>62838871
it's going to be a bloodbath
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okay whatever I don't give a shit about intel, but why is spacex down 6%??
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>>62838666
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>>62838877
I don't think it was Iran. I think Israel has been placing explosives into the intel chips it makes for portable devices like phones and they made a boo-boo. There's no other way to guarantee that their explosive devices end up in the hands of the people they're trying to kill.
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>>62838891
cute jane
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>>62838891
This. Intel has glowie support and is too big to fail
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>>62838890
They were A/B testing. Google it, I then found multiple threads on plebbit talking about it.
I wouldn't care about that shit if it didn't became the de-facto board for a lot of things.
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How many blowups do we hear about at MOC?
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>>62838861
>this country is so zogged it's mind boggling
>Mark Levin gets on stage at a ZOGnald rally and calls Trump the first Jewish president
>things unfold Jewishly
>goyim confused
it’s really something that people keep falling for it lmao.
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>>62838886
>$600 million in damages because some grug made a mistake while doing a routine task of unloading common materials
you should hope that isn't true because that sounds ultra retarded. it would unironically be better for their financials if they blamed it on a terrorist attack
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>>62838805
>on no news
THINK AGAIN
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FUCK MY ASS WITH A CHAINSAW AAAAAAAAAAA
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here it comes
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>>62838818
I personally believe your order flow is sold and if enough people trade one way then they will make the stock move the other way to screw you over.
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damn you niggers should have bought something other than tech. that shit was definitely a bubble
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>>62838914
>come, stark....i'd rather you die sword in hand
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>>62838911
>>62838886
And that point it's not even that workers fault. The system should be designed to be completely fault proof. It'd cheap management design
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so you're telling me we've dropped all that heavy ordnance on Iran and they do this with a single bomb? bullshit
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THIS IS IT SMIGGERS BUY BUY BUY GENERATIONAL BOTTOM
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I bought bonds
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>>62838927
By what right does the bear judge the bull...
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>WE ARE SO BACK EXTREME OPTIMISM EDITION
WATAREYA:
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>babe poster went full port into Intel
>didn't post at all today
He might have actually blown up his account.
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>>62838930
Dumb nigger dog
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>>62838939
i hope he never comes back. unironically one of the worst posters in /smg/
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Just bought some SCHD and VT. Slurping season is here.
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>>62838939
He probably blew up his head with a 12 gauge.
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>>62838906
I take back my accusation. Sorry anon *hugs you*

I remember when they protested and closed boards. Was looking up something health related on google only to see this health related board closed, pissed me off as I couldnt find much more potentially relatable info elsewhere.
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>>62838930
>at this point the dogs dissapear
he dindu nuffin
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>>62838930
>5 dogs and a cat in the same small house

imagine the smell
>>
Look at this photograph
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Who else slurping the dip?
Black friday sale came early bros
>>
Yeah, we're fucked
Freak the fuck out and sell everything, etc.
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>>62838947

>buy the 52 week high of SCHD

ngmi
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>>62838939
>didn't post at all today
>>62837301
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So is the market going to keep steadily dropping until Drumpf is gone or will it eventually recover with him still in office.
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>>62838963
Yeah I sold that shit and put most of it in SGOV. I’m preparing my slurp reserves for the real dip.
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>>62838962
He also said Obama would start a war with Iran
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>>62838939
>Israel liquidated babeposter
You know what, maybe I was too hard on the Jews
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>>62838962
Miggers are dumb enough to believe this.
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>>62838968
I mean, he's fucked it with the Iran thing. If the Jews want to continue being a parasite sucking the blood of America, they better buttress support for its failing economy quickly
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>>62838962
but the gop controls all 3 branches today? they caused all this?
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>>62838962
>Raise tariffs like the Smoot Hawley Act
>Says this shit
Is this fucking nigger serious
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>>62838962
Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>
Gold only pumped in the 70's because the CIA short squeezed everyone who was betting with the dollar
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>>62838975
"i will stop the war in Ukraine in one day"
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>>62838984
Actually this is all Joe Biden's fault, maybe even Obama's
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>>62838969

my hands are all mangled as fuck trying to catch knives

>down 2.5% today
>up 3.2% this month

as long as we stabilize here my cope is that I have a better QQQM average than some faggot that has wasted the last 8 months boggling the shit
>>
>look at options
>still heavily overvalued even far otm and short dated
I hate this
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>>62838981
you can find other sponsors like India
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If it's the midterms causing the crash then TSLA and SPCX would be crashing hard, but they're not
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>>62838703
Same
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>>62838976
This babe schizo is literally jewish. He's a test tube baby from a sperm bank. I think his mom is a goy, but his dad is a jew, financially speaking.
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SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. ELON TRUMP H ELP
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i feel better after having some yogurt with granola on top
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>>62838966
He has to be Indian. No one white talks like that.
>>62838975
>>62838962
Outside of this war and the tax bill that seems to have done nothing, what have they even done since taking power?
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>>62838966
blemmy built to never go blammy knows bird is the word. he builds what is already built and puts what's there already there. when a bigger critter makes his house for him he still tries to build a house inside the house. he won't stop getting what he wants because he already has it. some people call that winning! it's a birdy boy bonanza!
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>>62838989
gold "pumped" because it was literally illegal to own prior to 1974
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>been eyeing pepsi for a while for dividend yield, but figured I'd wait for AI to crash the market first
>all soda stocks now mooning
Is it because the water is freed up to become soft drinks again? wtf
>>
>>62838999
They probably gigadump if dems win though
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>>62838672
Don't go down if you're gonna go back up again. Kuso
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Anyone buy TECS before today? or they might as well bought SOXS?
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>$75 strike on soxl is equal to about 7% of the stocks value
Kek what a rip off
>>
>>62838962
My only crackpot theory for Trump to reverse this is in the event of a Republican victory he does a full withdrawal from the war while simultaneously declaring victory and the only reason he hasn't already is because all the retarded MIGA voters would hate him for it. It's all I've got.
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>>62838999
its the AI bubble
nothing to do with the midtterms
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>>62838997
the difference is the Jews can't skinsuit themselves into the politics of India as its an ethnostate and they would stick out as interlopers. Also they wouldn't want to live amongst the Indian golems
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>My PEP stocks pumped
That anon who called it the other week just made me another $500
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>>62839005

tariffs were clownish as fuck and straight up gimped the market. hopefully orange nigger lifts some now that they are going to have to find panic cope to stop the selloff
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I am officially down 50% on IREN. I need to sell but don't have the heart to do it.
>>
>arrghhggh reeeee when will it go up/down!
lol
>>
Going to Ollie's. You guys need anything?
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>Friday evening
>retard tech bubble crashing
>bottle of Czech pilsner in hand
>All in cash after making a killing on Intel in spring

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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>>62839024
it was beyond niggerdly that the tarrifs got refunded to the companies, and not the consumers.
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>>62839017
>calls on a LETF
We have so much further to fall.
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>>62839014
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IM PANICAN BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE DIPS
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>>62838751
I will never understand retards who vote one party. If you want small government split your vote. How does the trifecta benifit anyone? Pure brainwashing.
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>>62839023
Tfw bought PEP way too early and still down 1% even after averaging down
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>>62839028
Rope....of licorice
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>>62839022
>india
>ethnostate
What fresh level of retardation is this?
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>>62839034
The US government has a major stake in Intel, it's not like this is a secret
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>>62839008
Nope, CIA rigged the zurich gold exchange to pump gold because everyone was betting against it after the monopolar political entity of the United States decoupled it's currency from it
>>
>>62839035

seems like massive collusion on every level to make the books look really fucking good for 1 quarter and then nigger rug pull it the next
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>>62838963
I'm up +20% on SCHD. I can take the average up. That's pretty much all I was buying during the TECH retard run well that and O.

Anyway it's Friday. Catch the knives while you can.
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>>62838572
This was almost exactly the absolute bottom lmao
>>
>>62839040
>>62839023
>PEP still down 6% for the 1Y
>KO up almost 40%
What's with this divergence?
>>
C'mon Drumpf you only have 4 days until the midterms get the markets pumped or else your party is going to be fucked.
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>>62839039
The only candidate who had an actual plan for shrinking government in my lifetime was Ron Paul. The party doesn't matter when it comes to that.
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Bubbles don't exist.
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>>62839028
The biggest cookie cake they have, 3 of them, good sir
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>>62839009
Just money fleeing into defensives.
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My portfolio is now hash cash, half stock
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>>62839022
What a weird screenshot. Wasn't that one of the first go fund me projects?
Wonder what became of the creator.
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>>62839049
how do you bet against gold when normalfags are literally banned by law from trading it?
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>QATARI NEGOTIATORS HOLD 12-HOUR TALKS IN TEHRAN TO UNLOCK US-IRAN DEAL - AXIOS
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>>62839047
They have a highly leveraged position actually
>>
>>62839058
I think that dude from Florida was pretty good because he was the only governor to not destroy his state with the covid stuff. But the second he tried to run the media destroyed him.
>>
>>62839045
India is Hindu-centric
>>
it just keeps happening!
>>
>>62839065

how much did you take in realized losses selling the bottom? you can tell yourself its just a tax deduction bro.. you are making money right?
>>
how are you faggots still doing the two party gimmick show when both parties swear their allegiance to Israel, holds dual citizenship and married to kikes as well?
>>
>>62839070
Iran keeps falling for it
>>
>>62839025
I sold at like -30% wasn’t a huge position but I had enough, this was before the Monday recovery too so could’ve been less painful
Oh well it is what it is
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>>62839058
And his son and Massie were the only ones that didnt follow the cult. Thats my point, split government beats any party in charge unless you are a boot licking simp.
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>>62839060
>Bubbles don't exist.
Fact check: FALSE
I have VIDEO EVIDENCE
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230-3pm on friday 30 October 2026 will be remembered as the generational bottom. the stonk market is literally the only thing trump cares about you’re nuts if you don’t think a peace pump is coming this weekend
>>
>>62839069
Because banks aren't, normalfags don't move markets
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Bought SOXL calls :)
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>>62839001
he's like 25% or less jewish, kek
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>>62839056
They're cursed for discontinuing Sierra Mist.
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>>62839079
the false binary is the ultimate magic spell, the normie mind cannot escape it. it works 100% of the time
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>far otm option play
>unleveraged unlike SOXL
>also rip off price
Man it's like they corner any potential gains to be made
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>>62839085
Trump doesn't care anymore
>>
AMD back to $500!
>>
>>62838713
It paid off my mortgage this year off a $5k initial investment. I might throw more in during this bloodbath desu, I want to redo my kitchen
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>>62839085
> generational bottom
Semi are still expensive when AI hype will be killed by Democrats
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>>62838721
Based Moogler!
I bought GGLL at $69.91
Mooglers shall prevail
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>>62838962
it's hard to believe trump. he's messed up every single decision this time
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>>62839097

nigger just buy SOXX and hold it until +10% in one fucking day and then click sell and bag the gains. why do you niggers have to leverage max fucking everything
>>
>>62838938
>BUYAN
Nothing lmao
>SELLAN
Sold my gold futures last night before the crash today
>HODLAN
Nothing rn
>PLAYAN
Minecraft and Bloodborne PC
>WATCHAN
The Sopranos
>LISTENAN
Exodus
>READAN
Attack on Titan
>EATAN
I made some spicy meatballs
>DRINKAN
Litre of coke
>FAPPAN
Nothing
>FEELAN
Not good. My normiecattle friends are likely gonna go to a Halloween college party tomorrow and part of me wants to go and lose my v-card but another part only wants to lose it to a girl I intend on marrying, and I recently broke up with a girl who was also a virgin and I loved very dearly, that and I don't feel entirely confident with myself just yet. Im unsure whether or not I'll go, but I still want to focus on my self-betterment for now, physically and mentally. But maybe going would lighten me up a bit. I dunno.
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>>62839074
DeSantis might be the best GOP presidential candidate, JD sucks and Rubio is a dipshit. That said I don't particularly like him either, too much of a zionist.
>>
>>62839005
Their main objective has been making as much money as possible for themselves and their friends
>>
>>62839095
>Sierra Mist
It had a good flavor at one point. Iirc they then changed the flavor and I stopped liking it.
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>>62839022
>They wouldn't want to live among the poos
Is that right?
>>
>tfw TLT is up
>entire market is killing itself
hmph, toldya
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>>62839076
Serious question, what the fuck are all of those crap in your graph?
>>
Pepsi sucks and Sierra Mist was for niggers. Doritos are good though.
>>
Cash gang when do we slurp?
>>
Anyone going to be playing WoW Forever next week?
>>
Oh wow it was fake tiny pump, probably to lure retail into thinking
>its pumping back up buy now!!!!!
And thus fomoing

>>62839109
To get rich faster
>>
WHEN DO WE SLURP NVDIA?
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>>62839116
there's that high jewish verbal-IQ we all keep hearing so much about
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>>62838594
>>62838594
>>62838594
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>>62839085
Trump cares more about his ego than the stock market, and Iran has really made him butthurt. War will resume after midterms not because of any strategic objective, but solely because Trump wants to punish Iran for not giving him an easy out.
>>
When was the last time smg was this fast
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>>62839079
Because there isn't a choice. "IMMA VOTE TURD PARTY" this has been as much as a psyop as voting two parties since the 50s. You may as well just not vote and save the car trip.

It's best to be in the system and try to manipulate it from within than having delusions about this magic third party that's going to overturn the institutionalized power that's making both parties subservient to Israel in the first place.
>>
>>62839056
Coke is better
>>
>>62839117
I dont fully understand how it works desu. I thought it only went up if interest rates go down
>>
>>62839117
What does it mean? Anticipated rate cuts?
>>
What are we expecting on Monday? More dumping, pump? a pump followed by an even bigger dump? I feel like we'll get a temporary pump before dumping even harder.
>>
i dont like this game anymore 3/10
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>>62839153
This dump is just shaking out retards. Back to ATH within a few months.
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>>62839153
>I feel like we'll get a temporary pump
Is this an objective statement or do you want a temporary pump so you can get your own investments out of dodge? Next week are midterms followed by the restart of the Iran War and civil calamity in the US which the market is pricing in as we speak. Me personally, I got out while I still could and I'll buy back in once these events occur.
>>
>>62839153
They dump on Friday to create liquidity for further dumps.
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>>62839122
I got a Tauren warrior pre-rolled. Mulgore is peak comfy.
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>>62839153
AAPL will determine the entire trillion dollar market's fate
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>>62839134
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>>62839169
AAPL is already clearly leading the AI race. A truly innovative approach.
>>
INCEL SHITCOIN IS DOWN 30% OH MY DAYSSSSSSS
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>>62839063
do you think it'll flee again into dollars later?
>>
Just threw some extra dollary doos in a roth ira a few months ago. Bought SGOV and SCHD. All the retards were buying tech and saying there was no crash coming. Lmao.
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And just like that, SOXL never dipped again
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Is this shit getting slurped?
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welp that's it for this week tip your brokers
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WHY WE PUMPING WTF
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>>62839085
>the stonk market is literally the only thing trump cares
Using "literally" as an intensifier only adds to how fucking retarded your statement is
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Are you ready to apologize yet?
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>>62839460
You made it worse.
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>>62838818
Well I mean if you did spreads you at least capped your losses. I got to watch my long shares in google drop thousands of dollars in seconds.
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