INTCels BTFO edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous: >>62836223
Guys I can’t get the seat off and my knee is swollen from kneeling on the floor
update >>62831608i sold. i shorted this stock because of twitch streamer ohnepixel, btw.
Gm
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WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTENALL THIS PAINALL THIS HURTALL THIS MISERYCOULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED
>>62836852Good shit anon
BASEDJAK, NO, DON'T FOMO INTO SOXS
Is this the biggest indicator that a recession is happening. Everyone is waking up and realizing ai isnt the future and cost of living is too high
I went all in on gold for safety
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
ARISE, MARKET
>>62836750who the hell doesnt have face ID turned on for their finance apps on their phone?
There are brown nick fuentes fans ITT right nowBe careful out there
Reddit is celebrating the ai bubble pop. they’re laughing at us bros. REDDIT is laughing at US
Anyone buying SNeeDK below 1200?
HOLY FUCK KEVIN EMERGENCY 100BEPIS CUT NOWWWWWW
>>62836869My phone doesn’t have fave if
so did anthropic really hack binance to fund its operation?
>>62836872im laughing at you too, and this is only the beginningi will be laughing much harder
Shkreli brutally height mogged by his wife
MR PRESIDENT PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE TWWEEET SOMETHING ANYTHIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62836877Nor autocorrect apparently
>>62836851Buy boomer stocks
>>62836872
>>62836872Redditors don’t make money
>>62836871>t. jd "jeetlover" vance
did you smiggers remember your training? you are buying today right?... right...?I hope you faggots don't wait until things pump 20% to buy the top again... I hope you didn't panic sells the bottom. I hope you weren't leveraged like a retard (I know you are).
>>62836859That retard has been completely fucking wrong, literally just look at the numbers you complete faggot.
GO LOWER
>>62836861i also have this position
Successful morning in the put mines bros
>PLEASE GOLDBERG I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK!
>>62836849i cant watch this kind of thing without risking cringe implosion
>>62836882i stopped watching him when his intern lost $60k on a sneedisk short and then the next day it was removed from his pnl to make it look like he was profitable... "dont worry guys i took over the trade" is what i think he said, meaning he ate the loss off screen
LOL
>>62836859so we bottom soon
>>62836895this
>>62836882I can't imagine looking out my window and seeing a giant wall of concrete, metal, and glass. City-goers have something wrong with their brains.
>>62836892Jokes on you, I am a Trump and Rubio enjoyerYou lost tranny
>>62836851Maybe crack open a nice glp 1?
>only -1.35%i was promised blood and guts on the street
>>62836852
>>62836906what happennnn
>I am a Trump and Rubio enjoyer
The only thing popping today is my gf's cherry (yes she's a virgin, she promised me she's only given a few blowjobs and did anal once but those don't count)
>>62836859
>>62836905they shorted AMD after reading the intel report, well see how that turns out
>>62836865is this the gold bottom?
>>62836878It was Grokbot actually(powered by opus)
>>62836906There's a ceasefire?
>>62836922That’s as virgin as you’ll get in 2026
Did I seriously miss the fucking amazon dip already
>>62836925did iran blow up one of amd's facilities as well?
>I am a Trump and Rubio enjoyerillegal migration bad, but brining in 10000000 indian H1Bs to flood the job market good
I THINK OF HOW I SHOT MYSELF IN THE BACK AGAIN
>>62836922>>62836929the "I only do anal" religious chicks in college are a special type of retarded.
Babe schizo is getting skullfucked by INTC as I write this
wheres that anon that bought RBLX puts yesterday? grats my nigger
SOXL UNDER $80
>>62836915ANON I WANT TO HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND (or you can step on me like Yui)
>>62836939rumor is his mom isn't going to let him gamble anymore she is totally fed up with his NOK/INTC/SOXL portfolio doing -60% every month
My investments are with good companies, my APLD, WYFI, MARA, TE, BW and GLNK will bounce back I'm sure
I opened up Youtube and got recommended this video from an hour ago. It's fucking over.
> BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record.>Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline in $INTC like this.
Lol,lmao even
https://progressives.house.gov/2026/10/reps-casar-waters-lead-democratic-resolution-opposing-a-i-bubble-bailout-for-big-tech-commit-to-protecting-american-people-insteadwhat do they know to do this?
When does reddit stop dumping?
>>62836949This isn't about any bubble, it's about the company losing its manufacturing capabilities because it got blown up in a war-torn region.
>>62836949why was that dogshit so pumped to begin with?
Keep catching ServiceNow knives ;<(
>>62836949would be hilarious if the exact same dogshit glownigger company starts another bear market
I really think this is the end this time. I've already lost so much...
>>62836925as a tech bull i hope it doesnt turn out
>>62836940That shit goes down at least 10% every earnings I swear. How a game with 150 million daily 12 year old players is incapable of making a profit is beyond me.
I SOLD MY SOXS TOO EARLY AAAAAA
>>62836955>Chris Deluzio (PA-17), Valerie P. Foushee (NC-04), Jesús “Chuy” García (IL-04), Pramila Jayapal (WA-07), Analilia Mejia (NJ-11), Delia Ramirez (IL-03), André Carson (IN-07), Jan Schakowsky (IL-09), Brad Sherman (CA-32), and Rashida Tlaib (MI-12)
>>62836955>what do they knowThey know they need the votes and people hate data center noise and AI replacing them at work. It's populism.
>>62836960Reddit's down 27% kek
>>62836859>>62836924Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD-U_gMJEl4
Now that the western banks have smashed paper gold to absurdity and all that gold goes to the east, what can we say we got over here?
>>62836962president owns 10% of the bagsthey opened 10000 facilities in israelthat's it.. that's the whole bull case. its worse than a shitcoin its turbo aids
do NOT look up what the ServiceNOW CEO looks likenigger is a mix of Jensen and Wesker from the RE series
Buy INTC dip or nah?
>>62836934HE HAD A LOT TO SAYHE HAD A LOT OF NOTHING TO SAYWE'LL MISS HIMWE'LL MISS HIM
Something possessed me to buy more voo of all thingsWeird
>>62836962Government deals and being involved in Elon's Terafab.
>>62836955>progressivesThose commies are legit fucking ludditesStop paying attention to demoncRATs and vote STRAIGHT TICKET REPUBLICAN
When does LLY finally crash
>>62836982I'd say 90s Tim Allen and Wesker
>>62836974but i read somewhere that usonians never held as much stocks as of now, if the ai stock crash, they will suffer too.
>RDDT
>>62836925intel started going up after Trumps involvement while AMD had been slowly overtaking it for years, I don’t consider them the same as they were on different trends
>>62836982Why do you think I’m buying more? You’ll have to be a little crazy if you want to survive the SaaSapocalypse. I have faith in the honkler CEO
>>62836963This is the man you trusted with your money?
Fuck I was looking at full porting SAP back in June, it's up like 50% now.
>>62836983It's definitely going to 120 again in 2027.
>>62836802any data on how big the fuel consumption is? I thought it was mostly for backup generators.
>>62836992I think the number is around 50% of all Americans and most of them probably put less than $500 into it per month.
OIL.
>>62836998Wow is that real
>>62836989I don't vote but if I did I would full ticket (D) for the first time in my life just to stalemate/cuck our retarded government. I wish we could legit execute every government employee and pile them in a giant ditch and burn it on TV
>>62836990>double digit % INCOME increases YoY on billions and billionsWhen people stop getting fat.
its me pmg lurker again,am i right if i assume that if GSR goes 100 or something.. that we're in a liquidity crunch?since its a sea of red across the markets
>>62836949this shit has been at 30 for like 2 decades for a reason30% is kinda funny tho
>>62837002Jimmy Savile?
>>62836998YO ADRIAN!
>>62837002he's a decent dude. the sunglasses are because he lost his eye after falling down a set of stairs and he's embarrassed about people seeing his fake one
>>62837021:(
>>62836864>Everyone is waking up and realizing ai isnt the futureeveryone knows this nigga lmao we are just pumping and dumping tsia bubble slopstocks have no future it's all speculation
>>62837015The GSR has been absurd a long time and I don't think there's some magical ratio that means anything.
>>62836989>REPUBLICANthey are turning against data centers too. People had enough of this shit. https://www.axios.com/local/austin/2026/10/28/greg-abbott-gina-hinojosa-texas-data-centers
>both Lum and whoever is the mascot for gold getting absolutely raped todaygrim
>>62837002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tSx6X-oT4A>7 minutes
>>62836982Faaak! Dude looks like Futureman.
CHURCHS CHICKAAHHHNNCHICKEN WINGS AND CHICKEN THIGHSGOTTA HAVE DAT CHICKAHHNTWO PIECE WIDDA DRINK AN FRIESCHURCHS CHICKAHHHN
>>62837013Ywds
>>62837002There's no way that's a human.
>>62837002On a scale from 1-10 how much of a homosexual is he?
>>62837002He looks like an old lesbian woman.
>>62837002Dude looks like the Bogdanoff brothers took some Benedryl.
>>62837025that its been rising this week, and if it rises much higher within a week or two - might indicate that silver is being sold off faster than gold. which is a marker for a crunch
>>62837002Sex
>>62837026Texas is such a meme. They are consistently the most jewed state just bending over and selling ass to corporations and bragging about it because "freedoms" or something
>>62837002https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?si=d6w6u1Pm9CSWxtRB
>>62837002I’m goofball CEO maxxing. It’s the only way through the mess we’re in
I'm financially ruined all my gains and more have been completely wiped out
>>62837026>Gina HinojosaLook at that schnoz
>>62836983Wait AMD below 460
>>62837026Vile goycattle need to stop getting in the way of progress
REPORTS COMINGACROSS EUROPE, PEOPKE UNABLE TO WITHDRAW CASH FROM BANK ATMS AND INSTITUTIONS, IF YOU ARE IN NORTH AMERICA OR ELSE WHERE, SELL, WITHDRAW ALL YOUR CASH, THE AI BIGGER CYBER PANDEMIC BEGUN , THIS IS THE GREAT RESET
Alright I reached my profit goal for the day I'm out, have fun trading this market biz bros
>SOXL Tarot Reading from October 20th 2026>Some SOXL technical Analysis>The Core Reading: Past, Present, Future>Past: Wheel of Fortune – The stock recently enjoyed a period of standard cyclical momentum, high liquidity, or a natural upturn. This was a phase governed by broader market forces or regular earnings cycles where things were moving upward.>Present: Death – The asset is currently experiencing an absolute ending, a severe correction, or a complete structural shutdown. This is not just a minor dip; it represents a major trend reversal, the death of an old business model, or a massive sell-off.>Future: Wheel of Fortune – The stock will eventually return to its cyclical nature or experience a rapid rebound. It suggests that the bottom of the "Death" phase will trigger another upward swing or a return to active trading volatility.Core Advice: The Hanged Man>The Hanged Man strongly advises complete inaction, waiting, and viewing the asset from a completely different perspective. Do not attempt to catch a falling knife or rush to buy the dip. Voluntarily freeze your positioning, step back, and wait for the market sentiment to settle.>The Shadow Reading: The Hidden Forces>The shadow cards mirror the core timeline but reveal the hidden mechanics behind the scenes, culminating in a much more aggressive warning.>Shadow Past & Present: Wheel of Fortune & Death – Underneath the surface, the transition from cyclical highs to a complete structural wipeout was already locked in. The "death" of this trend was an inevitable consequence of the cycle peaking.>Shadow Future: Wheel of Fortune – The underlying mechanics guarantee that extreme volatility and rapid price swings will continue to dominate this stock's future.
>>62837002
>>62837057Strangely im up but im a conservative ETF kind of guy.
>>62836955If you're an AI bull who's confident this isn't a bubble, then this should not worry you at all.Of course, the second conditional is something very few people genuinely believe.
There's no way to bailout the tech bubble. The trillions that would need to be printed to do so would cause massive inflation and permanently kill whatever party tried to do it.
>>62837070Interest cannot kill inflation but stock market crash can
>>62837002bro looks like gay epstein
>>62837070Ok but when is we getting 5000 dollar checks?
>>62837065That's a cool read anon*hugs and kisses you*
>>62837006https://www.latitudemedia.com/news/the-data-center-boom-is-a-diesel-generator-boom/dated mar 2026basically they are meant to be backup but they are being increasingly relying on diesel generation to participate in demand response and other flexibility initiatives, which is happening more often now resulting in the datacenter being on diesel energy longer than usual
>>62837052yeah were getting jeeted, but hey red white and blue, lone star state, yeehaw americaaaaa
>>62837075Thanks.*cups on you*
smiggers, the day is just starting, please make better posts, it's too early for your gay bullshit
>>62837067I will never recover from the great 2026 AI bubble crash
>>62837070what's even to bail out? their only equity is warehouses full of rapidly aging hardware it isn't like the banks where they can say "oopsy woopsy we'll go back to doing things the normal/safe way", all they can do is continue throwing billions at the problem
>>62836949>>62836939But he told babe AI wasn't a bubble
>"nigga its over" (NIO) coin is up 180%
>>62837021he shoulda wear an eyepatch insteadthe sunglasses make him seem pretentious
bought 200 soxx, average 474.19
>babe schizo exits SOXL to reduce risk>maintains INTC position>INTC down more than SOXLkek
>>62837068I'm bullish on the tech itself but not the companies spending massively, but they feel like they can't stop. Large parts of MAG7 earnings growth is tied to cloud AI compute. If this 'pops' by even half then its ogre for the near future, multiples would moon at current prices.
>>62837087I'd take one of those graphic cards for like $100
>>62837096godspeed anon
sell all our jets and tanks and use the money to bail out semis, fuck iran fuck israel we need to defibrilate tech stocks
SOXX just broke under the 200 day SMA.
>>62837098he will have enough left for 1 more vacation before xir kills himself after losing 80% of his unrealized gains
>>62836939
>>62837104This
>>62837078thanks, learned something new
Who are the goyim, and why must they deal in the real world?
Gentlemen, I am now officially outperforming SPY YTD. Thank you
it says right here if NVDA goes under 200 the united states is contractually obligated to nuke China
>>62836962US gov owns 10% of outstanding shares. Only American domestic advanced semi fab. It has geopolitical strategic importance. Pelosi is also long on it. These are my copiums. But it also has a reputation as being a shit company (for good reason). So people are a little less risk tolerant for any signs of its weakness. I think this sell off is a little overboard but that’s what I’m gonna tell myself so I don’t an hero.
>>62837126Bullish for uranium.
this dump is just a halloween prank to scare us
>>62837111How is he going to be able to provide babe with all the useless shit she needs to buy if he lost all his money on Intel?
>>62837137he is probably going to Uber for a little bit so he can buy the dip
>>62837104>Sell to who lol. Europoors + japan are broke and they're the only ones with any money or interest in US gear. sudacas and niggers don't want fancy jets and carriers
>>62837132What happened to Obamas solar companies? The government running anything is always a disaster. That’s the whole reason we have capitalism boss.
>>62837124Same Thank you based REITs for letting me buy the YTD low
>>62837135This is best coping
>>62837122
>>62837152Pic relatedAnd getting divvys on top of this?Too sweet
>>62837144Yeah, but that's a good way to get your car stolen.
>>62837148People just mistakenly believed that a 10% US stake in the company would mean something, but it didn't. Trump just wanted to get something for the CHIPS Act funding that INTC was already going to get, he wanted a deal. Once that was in, nothing happened after it.
>>62837159Based
>>62837144i just bought the dip.
Intel was my best investment ever, rode it from $20, sold the top, cashed in fifty thousand profit. But fuck me 2025 was painful. Wish I had such a clear thesis again I have no idea what the fuck to invest in now so I sit all in cash
>>62837063Is this real chat
Uhh BWETgods even we're losing steam
>>62837159>ex-USA outperforming S&P
Go up Amazon you benchod just a little green
Holy shit>Cisco’s president Jeetu Patel has given a 27-year-old engineer unlimited AI tokens to try to rewrite 98% of the company’s legacy code within 24 months, Fortune reports.
>monero flat as a board>monero more stable than bitcoin>which is more stable than the stock marketextremely bullish for monero
SOXL nearly 25% downWhat a fucking wipeout. My year has been nothing but boom and then bust. I basically didn't make any money as far as my account total is concerned.
northflank hacked. it just doesn't stop.
>>62837178We full satire timeline now
>>62837178>jeet gives other jeet a nothing job
>>62837178>Padmanabhan Krishnamurthywe have all died and gone to hell
>>62837178If there's any name I trust, its Padmanabhan Krishnamurthy.
>>62837178>CEO of EzDubsInb4 his startup was all about getting dubs easy
>>62837159Can someone explain to me why people buy bonds again?
>>62837189Paddy is a real nigga.
>>62837178The pajeet circular economy
>>62837183Who?
>>62837100datacenters are not running on 5090s
>>62837197The Chinese are hoovering them up because they can't get the industrial rigsVRAM is VRAM
>>62837178>sells tokens
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
>>62837178This isn't that crazy. There's businesses rewriting their shit with AI with success these days. I'm worried he might not be able to put it all together though.
>>62837178Sounds like a comfy way to spend two years
>>62837178bearish for Cisco but bullish for AI>UNLIMITED TOKKEN JEET MAXXING
VIX 20 evens are trading
>>62837099My biggest problem is that AI itself really isn't a product in and of itself. It's also a "shovel" for other people to use in their new and existing business. So you have people selling shovels for people to make shovels and a big chunk of the economy is now companies fighting over shovel making shovels to service shovel making companies.But network effects are such a strong factor that all we've really got instead are really cool projects that don't actually make any money, fun pet side projects, layoffs at major companies since they just need the efficiency, and mountains of new vulnerabilities. Think the build out would make more sense if other industries were willing to cut headcount as hard as tech, but that seems to have stalled and token prices are continuing to fall. At this point it feels more like the market is pricing in consolidation rather than expansion anymore.>>62837168I'm also out of thesises at the moment. KMB is too expensive for me to even buy at this point. I'm out of ideas other than just keeping my existing holdings and having any new money in cash and getting the risk free 3% after tax until the market can make up its mind.
REMOVE CURRY remove curryyou are worst ceo
>>62837199To support massive AI bandwidth requirements, HBM is the only viable solution. Consequently, heavy HBM production will squeeze normal DRAM manufacturing capacity.
>>6283721177 SOXL EVENS ARE TRADING
>>62836962Retards fomoing into a literal turd because le orange man made le trade. Now they're getting rugpulled, as it should be, while some other made bank on their retardation.Can't wait for the retarded CEO to tweet gain some proverb from the Bible
Nice friday evening dumpening we have here
>>62837178Cisco have been finding vulnerabilities basically weekly, really fucking annoying sending out all these emails to customers to check their shit
>>62837178Legacy code as in the stuff that old neckbeards from 26 years ago poured sweat into that made the company what it is?
>>62837220SOXX taking some Ls recently isn't it? Should've called it SOXW instead! Like and subscribe if you agree!
I don't give afuck I'm not selling this casino can liquidate my shit, and walk me the fuck out i ain't selling
>>62837229based
>>62837203>AMD earnings on election dayIt's Over!
I bought. Will it be alright? Or are we going to zero?
WAKE ME UPI CAN'T WAKE UPSAVE ME
>>62837230diamond hands, fellow apes, we're going to the moon. The mother of all short squeezes is upon us! Don't fall for the short ladder attacks
>fed in 2027 only wants to make 7 of 8 meetings dedicated to FOMC rate adjustments and 6 of 8 in 2028 and beyondOptions chads about to feast
>>62837026There isn't enough space in the country? Couldn't they build their shit in the middle of nowhere a few km away from the city? Housing isn't high enough, they have to occupy the land where it's needed the most to live?
>GME outperforms NVDA YTDthe absolute state of the stock market
>>62837178>jeetu patelbravo kojima
>>62837178How the fuck do you pronounce this street shitters name?
what are we buying on these early black friday sales on the stock market
LOWER
>>62837234Wait, I recognize this guy. Is that the current pope?Also, yes, we will be fine. Depends how long you intend to hold though.
>>62837241they need tax reductions, your water and your electricity. please think about the jobs.
>>62837242YTD is a meme. NVDA will be up 20% YTD in a couple weeks assuming it remains relatively flat
>>62837223That frankly looks like a disaster of a company.
>>62837220Lucky 7s! Buy buy buy!
Which one of you took my fucking money??
>>62837026>>62837241That datacenter isn't even in Texas, it's a decade old and in Massachusetts. It makes 0 sense to build new datacenters like that, the electricity is way too fucking expensive.
Mistral AI (France) just released the best open-weight modelhttps://mistral.ai/news/mistral-large-4-oss/How long before Dario and Altman ask for the ban of french models too?
>gold and nasdaq down identical percentageswhat in the heck
>>62837264i'm sorry
>>62837264
>>62837264surprise mothafucka
>>62837254Can someone tell me why is Nvidia going down so hard today?
>>62837250Until price to earnings for sound stocks go back to reasonable levels. I look at the numbers and there is no way other than seeing this as an unreasonable fear. I'm not sure if it's early to buy or if I should have waited a bit longer before buying.
DAVID, PLEASE, LOWER YOUR PRICE TO 30$.
>>62837246Only buyin a bit of PBR for now. Seems like its found its footing at $22, set to rip once bombs start droppin again next week.Saving most of my cash to slurp some tech once it bottoms out from this latest shakedown.
>>62837278People selling their S&P ETFs and the owners of those funds rebalancing.
>I'm slurping haha I'm so much smarter than the normalcattle>jerks off
>>62837270Local AI is a complete meme. Have you seen how much Intel's PC shipments are down? We just need to see that same drop from Apple and AMD.
>when you realize everything still looks too expensive
>>62837183Legit, what's the best IT security ETF I can buy?Shit just doesn't stop
>>62837203iqm on friday
My grandma died and soon I'm gonna put the inheritance given to me in my stocks and shares ISA (£20,000) and again next year, and the year after, then probably buy £20,000 of gold, then keep £10,000 for myself and then £10,000 for a holiday
>>62837148Solar was genuinely a meme back then. Still kind of is. Chips used in data center build out isn’t. >>62837163Intc pumped hard after the chip act
this is the 3rd time intc has dropped over 20% in a day since i've held it. it's not my first rodeo, and i'm still very much in profit. i've told you all many times it takes a strong heart to own this stock and most of you just are not cut out for it. none of you listen to the earnings calls or are familiar with pat gelsingers vision and what's going on with the company and what the future is going to be like. the things i am invested for haven't even come to pass, i am holding this stock into the 2030's. i'm still outperforming every major index and i've also booked 130k trading with other people's money. i'm having my best year ever in the stock market and this is a temporary speed bump. reading all these nasty and uninformed comments bothers me, but i don't have time to correct every single one. babe was up early this morning sassing intc but i told her to buy when it was 20, she's been wrong since the beginning, as have most of you, but you'll latch on to any little thing to try to steal my victory and claim it for your own. but you can't do that.
>>62837292Name one, you stupid motherfucker.
>>62837301i ain't reading all that, i'm happy you're managing to cope with the situation though
>>62837292Basted. You could rustle some jimmies with this meme.
>>62837302almost every tech company needs to lose another 30% before I consider buying
>>62837285based if true
>>62837297Good for you, man. When my dad died all he left me was debt that I had to waive at a notary for £50 so the next dumbass in line (his retarded wife) has to pay it.
Buy the INTC dip yay or nay?
>>62837234bought what? doubt the shit and piss is going all the way to 0
>>62837178BOY I SURE WONDER WHY THE BUBBLE IS POPPING
>>62837178Change the names and this would be bullish desu
>>62837271Selling paper metal to cover margin requirements
>>62837309Your gut feeling doesn't mean they are expensive. They are extremely cheap by any financial metric. And you'll be buying back when they are up 20%
Haven't checked my AMD today yet. It recovered right?
>AMD earnings the same day as the midterms
At what time is the FDA decision for this shit?
When do I buy I actually sold before this wow lol
How does Nasdaq futures get a half percentage point wider than the cash Nasdaq during market hours?
>>62837323nigger half the shit you faggots baghold is negative p/e dogshit like NBIS, CRWV, IREN whatever fucking meme shit. the rest of the chipshit is 10000% beholden to megacaps having an infinite blank check to prop up a forever bubble that gooks are buying with leverage on credit cards
>>62837314Personally nay. They got their shit blown up, this isn't just an AI scare selloff.
>>62837292there still hope for more downfalls:AMD, Qualcomm, IREN earnings next week.CoreWeave earnings the week after.If iren crashes on earnings, i triple my puts on coreweave.
>>62837315Cat, intel, amazon and Alphabet.
>>62837323>financial metric
been accumulating cash for this moment what should i slurp?
>SOXS +25%
>>62837335>StrawmanningI wouldn't touch any of the shit you listed there.
so when all these companies implode, will I be able to buy a server for like 2k dollars and host a really good local model for unlimited free AI gooning?
>>62837314They lost 30% of their manufacturing capacity, so
>>62837343This anon has a very big cock
>>62837343Can someone do a wellness check on John Soxl?
>>62837342Are you sure this moment is THE moment?
>>62837340They are both profitable and they are investing in future. I would be hesitant to invest in a full on AI company that cannot fall back on other products.
>>62837338I'm also expecting news about AI startups failing to be announced soon. Some of them just can't compete with frontier models like claude.
ERRYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW PANIC SELL IT ALL
When I get to the bottom, I go back to the top of the slideWhere I stop, and I turn, and I go for a rideTill I get to the bottom, and I see you again
>>62837343I will sell at SOXS 30%
>>62837342>slurpway too soon, next week will be chaotic.
Qqq needs to drop 1 more percentage point to enter correction territory
>>62837342GOOG now flat after destroying every other tech company. Best MAG7 opportunity
>>62837212>>62837168Gold. Silver/gold is the gauge, once silver starts to outperform again thats when you pile onto minors. Should happen Dec/Jan.
Stop the count.
>>62837347they will destroy them just to keep artificial bubble prices even into a recession. they will buy new ones on credit while paying mexicans to smash unused boxes full of old ones
I doubt the S&P 500 will close sub 7600, but the fact it still went that down intraday is impressive.
Don't tell me people suddenly realized they can't buy PCs. Dumping doesn't mean prices are coming down. How long until they finally realize THAT and start organizing protests? 5 years? Oh! But look at that. My $1100 buy limit for SNDK is finally gonna be hit. :DDDDD
>>62837361He actually holds Google?
>>62837314absolutely. listening to the ceo will instill confidence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2XL9slFno&t=188s
QCOMM getting close to what I bought it at before I sold it just under $200.Tempting.
EVERYTHING IS DUMPING WTF!!!!!
WHERE ARE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>>62837250Yeah that's leo
Can't wait for pic related again as a cope for the midterms, this will be delicious
So, why exactly are we cashing?
>>62837347https://www.ebay.com/itm/880041409723
>>62837380We cashing because we crashing
>>62837369>we need to protest because I can’t get my gamer pc
>>628373622 more weeks
I put my hand up on your hipWhen I dip you dip we dipYou put your hand up on my hipWhen you dip I dip we dip
>>62837377Leave the San Diego Convention Center alone!!
>>62837379Communist is a euphemism for Jew.
Professor G liedPortfolios died
>>62837376Everything? Seems like the blue people announced reinstatement of certain data-center restrictions somewhere.
>>62837380Google ain’t got no money
>Treasury Department announces new Series I bond rate of 5.51% for the next six monthsThat's what happens when you hire a shit hedge fund manager, he gambled that rates would go lower so he didn't issue long term debt, now rates are higher than ever so even the short term debt is up massively
>>62837379we rallied hard as fuck last time off that narrative>you have to buy>its a patriotism to buy the stock market
>>62837377We're less than halfway to the first nasdaq circuit breaker
>>62837372He bought $4 billion at $225 $12.6 billion at $315$17.20 billion at $360So they're underwater by a few billion now lol
>>62837398Yeah well, with oil reserves being what they are, this won't work this time.
>>62837380MAG7 and semis earnings misses, Iran war restarting possibility, Midterms (nothingburger imo), rate hikes. Pick your FUD or bake a cake with all of them.
>>62837381Can I put this on Klarna
Baggie are you ok? Are you ok, baggie?Baggie are you ok?Are you ok, baggie?You’ve been raped by a smooth criminal.
>>62837380remember all that stuff you guys said didn't matter?>oil prices>interest rates>inflation>war>tech debt>housing bubble>bondsyeah all of that shit did matter the whole time but they are just now doing the "ahhhh it matters" thing
>>62837388Jews are pro Trump THOhe's the most jewish president in history
>>62837391>listening to youtube griftersdont tell me you also bought his course and paid to be in his trading discord
>>62837397Those are some juicy I Bonds. But at these rates, I don't see where, mathemattically, they come up with the money. It's almost like it's all arbitrary without some kind of backing or limit.
>>62837387oooh a rare oneAI generated?
News?
>>62837354Everyone invested in the future a year ago. Now people are starting to wake up to the fact that AI is a giant unprofitable dud. It will still continue to exist because it's a useful tool, but it's a giant money sink. Have fun holding those bags, they might turn profit in 5-10 years.
>>62837380Google directly saying AI is making their biggest revenue stream less profitable and a senator saying he was briefed that the plan is to restart the Iran war after midterms and Trump is going to completely chimp out because midterms are the last thing he has to care about in his presidency
>>62837385this time its different
>>62837411Jews are all Pro-Jew. Even Bibi backstabbed Trump multiple times in 2019 and 2020.
>>62837410The best part is now it's all at once. And oil isn't anywhere which is should be yet for it to actually matter. It will do its x2 to be back at the 2008 equivalent inflation adjusted to start really hurting. We've seen nothing yet.
>>62837419apocalypse
>>62837417A rare one what?
>>62837401Amazing. They’ll be bagholding for years
>>62837402greatest peace deal ever in the history of peace deals. they cant stop talking about how amazing it is.
>>62837381>only $650 shipping for 60 million dollars worth of productalso a100s are going for like 5k on ebay right now, if we do crash I would totally slurp one for 2-3k
>>62837432Yeah but Warren will be dead and that retard Greg Abel will be stuck holding the bag.
>>62837414Salacious lies.I went with ClearValue Tax's
>>62837401I doubt it was him. He was already one foot out the door when they got that. It was probably the guy taking over having fomo, which says a lot.
What's up with oil?
NOTHING BURGER
>>62837443upYou asked.
Cramer says buyMake of that information as you will
>>62837439Kek goldbaggies
>>62837441Buffett confirmed that he still has an office and "gives advice"
FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY ERRYTHING
>>62837423>Google directly saying AI is making their biggest revenue stream less profitableThis is bullish though, disruption is always bullish in the long term. Google is saying that AI is biting into their search monopoly because their product is poor, bearish for Google, but not really for the AI trade.
>gold -3%wew
>>62837453I moved 10k over to buy SPY calls.
PANIC. SELL SELL SELL!*rubs hands*
I still don't know how the memedaq is only down -3.5% when the big hitters are down way moreWhat the fuck holds it? Other than memepple
>>62837449its so fucking over. AAPL miss -20% rape session into new lows on QQQ
>>62837451In other words, one foot out the door desu genius.
>>62837464Nah Apple isn't gonna miss. Not with Klarna existing.
SCHD chads wonSimple asI apologize for being part of the FUD
>>62837456>money printing machine replaced with money burning machine>bullish
>>62837466>>62837466>>62837466
sold my lmt. told myself i should before midterms. ill buy back in after the doomp
>Yes, Mistral AI released open weights for flagship model: Mistral Large 4 (internally codenamed “Le Chonk”).>It is one of the most powerful open-weight frontier models available, particularly excels at agentic coding, software engineering, and terminal tasks.>Le Chonk>Agentic Coding (Terminal-Bench 4.0) Scored ~41%, putting it at the top of open models alongside GLM-5.3 and ahead of previous open baselines.>Token Efficiency Achieves top-tier agentic coding scores while consuming roughly 47% fewer tokens per task compared to competing models in its class.>Hallucination Rate Improved drastically to 28% on AA-Omniscience (down from 41% in earlier preview builds).
>>62837421>AI is a giant unprofitable dud.You are a fucking retard. I'm in the industry and 70% of white collar jobs are becoming obsolete this very moment. AI companies will charge whatever price they want and everyone will be lined up to pay it.
>>62837486all the "ai is useless" people are tradies.
>>62837267I still want to know what zoning allowed that.It’s just sitting in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
>>62837314Do it, I love seeing pinkjaks.
>>62837397Damn, with how I'm feeling about the next year of the market, I may get in on that
>>62837343Should I watch this show?
>>62837335NBIS has actual potential, so long as the bubble doesn't pop. I agree with the rest thoughever.
>>62837717It's a /biz/raeli quintessential. That show was made for us.
>>62837441yeah that's what i figured. Have the new guy make a decision, if it works he gets all the credit, if it doesn't, blame it on Buffet losing his touch. It's stupid, but gay corpo culture do be like that, even in one as well-ran as Berkshire.
>>62837343Richard Soxus wrangling that buck Soxl!
>>62837178>Jeetu Patel>Padmanabhan Krishnamurthywe are living in a simulation. the sheer jeetery is impossible
>>62837193something about short term treasury bonds you'd want to buy during a liquidity crunch - which this might be.. or not
>>62837386I'm so fucking old
