do the needful edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous: >>62835314
I bought so much SOXS
>>62836232Based, I bought too
Can't wait to lose money today.
Im not an expert but I think you should buy when its red and sell when its green, not the other way around
I'm down 14% pre-market lmaoHOW LOW CAN YA GO
i will buy INTC at $40
jesus christ Intel
lol they thought the AMERICAN stock market would crash im slurping
>QQQ down 2.58%
>s&p CRATERS to unchanged on the week
Tick tock tick tock, baggies.
Is it realistic to sell SOXS today at 54.2?
>>62836241How many billions have you made with this strategy?
>couple of months ago>certain sectors crash to 52 week lows>cash out an old retirement from my first job (about 10k)>yolo by buying leveraged positions>goes down some>inject it with 4k to buy the bottom>whole sector just plummets through the basement.Pretty gay desuI think I might just put the rest into something hyper risky but with huge upside. I don’t even care anymore. Just don’t want this decaying leveraged trash.
>>62836250
Bro... just shave it for crying out loud
>>62836250The point is the choppiness of the past 3 months. Implies something's wrong.
I think I’m gonna be sick
Told you intel below 70 and next is AMD
>>62836256None because he's a retard
*DING DING DING*The markets are open, tune in! (Halloween Edition):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdakGOTvkMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTJHA9kEqQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKg56Bc-anA
so just because jensen was possibly fucking a ''chinese spy'' o algo now NVDA has to dump 3%? short selling NVDA should be illegal.
GOLD IS FUCKING DEAD
>Google officially -1.43% for the 1YImagine holding this shit for an entire year only to see you're in the red.
what do you call this?
>>62836241You're supposed to buy whatever your local Rabbi tells you to in pre-market. Didn't you know this?
>>62836241I buy when stocks are green and sell when they are more green
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HALPPP
>>62836258>he boughtthat was your first mistakeonly sell even if you have nothing to sellFACT: you get money when you sellSELL SELL SELL
I've become so numb
>>62836270I'm going to buy gold today if it stays below 4k. It actually seems like a low risk bet, especially since everything else is crashing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>-8.57%
at least INTCucks are svffering more than me
buddy look at amazon computer
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>NASDAQ -2.54%
Jej baggies
nvidia crossed the threshold
GOOG gonna go green.
Guys don't look at CRWV lol
Rddt -24%There is a god
I have never smelled a beautiful woman's ass
CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAYYOU'RE TAKING ONE DOWNYOU SING A SAD SONG JUST TO TURN IT AROUND
lol, lmao
I think people need to take a step back and cancel those POs for the new graphics cards. AI is over, and we should be focused on figuring out the next thing, and that of course is the rebuilding of persia.
>INTCBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>62836302you're not supposed to scream that song
how long until we hit the breakers?
>>62836223>>62836236Based. We will GAINS.
HE WAS A SKATER BOYSHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOYHE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
>>62836288based mindset. I'm down 1.84% right now and its my worst day year to date but I just appreciate the cheapies and realize INTC trannies got what they deserved
im slurping AMA
>Intel
Imagine the KOSPI tomorrow.
>>62836320Anon it's Friday
wasnt amazon down like -10% after market close?
>AMD
>>62836320Satudays are really slow for the Kospi.
>>62836314i can feel the poopy inside me but it doesnt want to come out yet. what do
This is now a Klarna dominated thread
>>62836320
updated negro list
WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHH
>>62836325two-day long circuit breakers are a bit too long imo
>>62836332Holy INTCELS
>Load up trading account>Put entire margin into shorting gold>Check the one minute candles>If it goes down even a tiny bit just sell and pocket +200 USD per tradeWhy not just do this and make infinite money?
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
look at gold computer
How can intel be losing money I am literally using a used thinkpad from over 10 years ago rn
Smigstradamus. You cunt. Why didn’t you warn us.
I'm already +5% on Amazon.
what a nothingburger
>>62836342he was busy posting bart simpson with hairy tits
Niggas fell for my bait lol
>>62836344Up about half a percent
I sold my SOXS. Fuck you SOXL
>>62836213ty
this is the bottom btw
is intel kill?
>>62836350
Holy hell 29% on intel, is this cheap or do I wait?
>>62836326Every time that happens to me, the market is about to break out.
Bring it on bitch.
Sold my SOXS at 50.25, the market may now nigger pump if it wishes
what brokerage should i use? currently use e-trade, but i've been thinking of switching over to Schwab or Fidelity.
Lmao is amazon closing green today?
>this is the strongest buyback AI-keks could musterwe're leaving y'all broke niggas in the big 26, y'all ain't making it to 2027 fr lmao
>>62836301I have. It smells like ass.
>LMT RTXheroically keeping my portfolio green
APOLOGIZE And I'll make it stop.
>Lilly still mega pumpingwhere are the brakes on this thing
>>62836339How are we feeling about Palantir bros?
>>62836363I'm still holding
>>62836232>>62836234>loudly celebrating shorting on day 2 of red>>62836241We're at the stage where large financial institutions exit. If they leave, these stocks will never reach their former peaks again, like what happened in June. However, buying then would have been rewarded if people remembered to attempt to sell the top.
Bought a bit more PBR in anticipation of Trump's post-midterm crashout next week. I encourage you all to do the same.
>Mag7 crashing because their capx is out of control>chip manufacturers who are the recipients of said capx are also crashingWhy though? I get it with Intel, it's a shit company, but why did it drag down AMD and Nvidia as well?
>>62836344my take two is losing more than AI stocks this is gay
>Shorted goldI win.
Spcx put printed in 2 minutes
>>62836326Don't squeeze too hard, your brain might pop and you'll have an aneurysm:)
What if I try to buy the dip and Drumpf restarts the war this weekend?
>>62836381It's starting to look like AI isn't profitable. So there are doubts as to whether this massive buying spree will continue.
how is this real life
BLACK FRIDAY!SMIGSTERAMADORUS WUZ RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!
Wait spy below 740
amazon is back
>I'm still trying to cost average my Gold baggiesTell me I'm an idiot please
>>62836250Total crab victory. One thousand years of calm sleeps and uneventful days will befall us all
>>62836381Because despite how retarded the market can be, it realises that treating all of these companies as self-contained systems (like what you're doing) is even more retarded.
>>62836394prease understandu
>>62836379I bought it before, not now.I bought on Wednesday and Thursday.Will sell today
>Apple down too kwab
>>62836374The timing of this image was all off and you should stop posting it, namefaggot AI tranny
>>62836394funds spacu
>>62836405All they have to do is say they never invested in AI without accidentally triggering Siri.
>>62836405Apple is down because of spy.
DO SOMETHING YOU FAT ORANGE PEDO FAT RETARD FUCK
Trading this month was pure cancer
What was that ETF that had like top 500 NASDAQ but excluding top 50 or something like that?
At what time does the pump beging?
Have you guys ever seen what happens, when the next shoe falls off?
Ai is the future dont bet against the future
>>62836411That faggot was also shilling GRRR when it was in various prices around 14-15.Now look at it. He is straight up an evil person who gives no shits if he tricks some sucker into blowing up their portfolio.
>>62836381>Why though?AI is a borderline useless toy
>>62836394This is a threat to dump spacex stock to help balance out there stolen loses ya?
>midterms Nov 3rdthe blue wave will take care of this dump
EVERYONE FLEE INTO GAW
>>62836421AI is so 2025, the future is SI.
I sold all my Amazon for an easy +6%, thank you mutts.
INTCels...
>>62836426blue wave will fuck rich and you.
I think I'm gonna buy intel when it drops below $50.
I'm buying 7 AMDs.
>>62836433This. Voting straight red.
>>62836339>AAPL beats>dumps 20%>AMD beats>dumps 20%>MCD pumps 30% in flight to safety>AMC pumps 30% because its funny>QCOM pumps 20% because its in SCHD and boomers are buying it by accident>CELH pumps 20% because its funny>MRNA dumps 60% on news that its cancer cure doesn't cure cancercant wait
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon has made peace with it editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62836426Blue Wave won’t prevent Trump from nuking the Middle East and causing the greater depression after midterms
history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme
>the fact that INTC dumped so hard it doesn't even look like it's moving now
>>62836394He should dump all his SPCX shares (as a prank)
gold is worth nothing
INTCbros??? There is still hope???
>>62836426You mean the Democrats? We're going to get the old data-center-limiting laws back. The entire market will crash because we'll enter the point were everything will dump because one sector lost too much, so it must mean the market is crashing.
I won't have a loss if I don't log in to check
>>62836438:( *holds you*
INTCbros, how we doing?
Just dumped memi and weed stock I had. Only oil majors remain.Because I'm mostly in cash now I want things to go down. ACCELERATE
>>62836395We've got a ways to go to get to 730 SPY and midterms are Tuesday.What is with this gap down overnight and crab during the day shit, though?
>>62836394Threating to dump shares is lowkey illegal. it would be a shame if someone called the SEC
>>62836436>voting for the orange pedophile protector who simps for IsraelI'm voting Democrat for the first time in my life because Trump is a retard.
Who cares about the market, post some bobinas!
>>6283644830%? Lmao
>>62836394
>>62836432lmao -30%
>all my fucking gains from the year, wiped out in two weeksI can't even look at the charts today. Is there any chance of recovery? Post midterm pump? Maybe a Christmas miracle?
>>62836448No. They were cooked when they decided to work with Israel.
>>62836435I bought 1 INTC for intcel solidarity.
>AMZN about to go greenyeah dude the dump is over. full port bull
posting nigger women to reverse the market
this is why i dont come here anymore every ''crash'' is a nothing burger after the high of 2020 this means nothing to me, the only thing that could make me excited is a true blue ai bubble popping crash
what went wrong
THE INTEL SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUR
>that anon who recently proclaimed gold reached bottom
>>62836474based
Reading the CZ and Elon exchange, you really realise these are just a bunch of lames.
every commoditiy that isnt oil is getting raped
How the fuck is Intel doing worse than SOXL by a huge margin?
>>62836455It's going to V hard next week, and I don't even want it to. Every "crash" we've seen has recovered in under a week. Market will never go down to a reasonable level again.
>Plebbit under 100 dollarydoosKEEEEEEK
>>62836481That was me. I've been saying that for 5 years on every draw down
slurping the pre election and impeachment dip.
intcel was in the 40s before the giga pump in april btw. this shit is going back down to the 20s-30s.
Don't worry bros, everything will go green next week right before I get the chance to buy the dip with my paycheck, as usual.
pray for our neocloud smiggers
>silver
>>62836491Nah. If the midterms go the way they look like they're going to go, we're going to go into a bear market until the end of February/March.
>alert: your position is 20% down>alert your position is 30% down>alert: your position is 40% down>there's still six more hours of the trading day left
>TTWO at 52w lowI bought
>>62836505What the fuck are you holding
why the fuck do democrats want to nerf AI anyway like what the fuck is the point, AI IS the future, are they really going to fuck ai which will fuck america just because its low hanging populist fruit
>HOOD
>>62836418You mean the equal weighted index? RSP
fortunately anons are smart enough to have sold all of their SOXL, right?? they wouldn't stay in a sector specific 3x ETF for this long...right??
I wanted to get amzn at 230, it seems like I missed the train
>>62836369hot
>>62836504Why? Aside from the INTC investment and "great time to buy!" truth, the market doesn't like it when Trump opens his mouth. I would think that taking away his allies in the legislature would be bullish, not to mention the fact that the midterm uncertainty will be over.
>>62836484turns out if you give lames a bunch of money they are still weird autistic faggots at the end of the day
>>62836418It's NDXE and QQQE for ew nasdaq, mb
>>62836507>buying the Intel of gamingBro.
>>62836503>ride the oil surge>rotate to silver/gold when oil tops out and ride it through the inevitable nigger money printing and hyperinflation it's a foolproof plan, no way I lose.
I'm trying to catch that gold bottom you feel me
>>62836508For me? It's cash.
It's the great reset, it is a everything crashStocks? Worthless Commodities like gold? Worthless Crypto? Worthless Cash is the only thing now The only guys getting out of this are the ones who have 100million or more, so much cash they could give less of a shit about inflation Times up for us.
>>62836474Aye carumba
Everything crash. And GME warrants expire today. It’s like pottery.
>>62836507Because of GTA6? That's the most priced in shit of all time It would need to beat expected sales by one gorillion for the market to care.
>>62836529I keep slurping the dips slowly, I got 30k more to burn
>>62836538BBBY status?
>>62836383scratch that
Kioxia's forward guidance was fucking dogshit. It is going to nosedive when Tokyo opens on Monday. I sold. I am free.
OH YES IM FREEIM FREE FALLINNOW IM FREEIM FREE FALLIN
>>62836544If you thought the dips you already slurped were any good you'd have gone harder into them. Hell you'd have just gone 100% on the best one. To not do so would be illogical.
I wished I was an oil smigger
>>62836553>thirdies investingit's so over
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN
slurped more IREN and GOOGIREN avg $27GOOG avg $281
>>62836437How many fucking time do you need to be told. The market prices the future not the last.
>>62836543nigger the stock was 40% higher a year ago when they didn't even have a game release date
>>62836553what the fuck are you doing?
>>62836527Oh yeah thanks
>>62836562THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>62836421Doesn’t mean companies associated with it now will be around to see it. Or your bags if they are attached to them. Why can’t you get that?
>>62836565the market just does whatever fucks over the most people boss
>>62836553Nigga invested into straight bullshit
im slurping mako generating stocks today
I think we should hold off on investing in super intelligence until they can start producing ludicrous intelligence agents.
>>62836425Yeah. And as someone said not entirely kosher.
>>62836524Just a thought.
IS THERE NO END TO THIS RAPE
Vix isn’t even that highCan’t decide if that’s good or bad in this scenario. Maybe we get a steady decline without true panic setting in
>>62836579
>>62836369female ass, though, surely
>>62836585Buy boomer stocks like Costco
>intlelTOP KEK
if everyone's a genius in a bull market, does that mean everyone's a retard in a bear market?
XOMmybros, TO THE MOON
>>62836576Man fuck Final Fantasy 7 remake. I spent my entire life calling it MayCo energy then when they put the voice actors in they're all calling it Mahko energy and I had to just fucking shut it down and examine the choices in my life that had lead me to that moment in time. I still don't think I have fully recovered from this.
Shkreli just said AMD is a short after seeing Intel earningsGOGOGOGO
>Bizraelis don't like TTWOA good indicator, I'll buy more
If it keeps dumping, we hebben een serieus probleem
>>62836564Adios mio
>>62836600Niggas itt thinking everyone except them has had the bright idea of investing in the company publishing the most anticipated video game ever
>>62836595Nah they’re equally retarded in both cases
>>62836597im actually really looking forward to the final installment of the remake
>>62836579Nigga what’s it like playing five straight minutes in overtime? That shit was crazy
>>62836600yeah it just double bottomed on the 52 week. I regret not adding
>KO silently moons
>>62836611It was really easy because of the delayed penalty, so there was only about 30 seconds of that 5 minute OT period that was actually 3 on 3 hockey.
Damn, look at AZN. Too bad I sold at 168.
>>62836509We don't want to "nerf AI", we want to ensure that AI companies aren't handed a taxpayer funded bailout when the bubble inevitably bursts, that people don't have their jobs taken by AI chatbots, and that data centers don't drive up utility costs for everyone in the surrounding area.
>>62836626>We
>>62836626>weit's not your football team nigga lmao
>AXIOS' RAVID: MULTIPLE US OFFICIALS SAY FOCUS OF YESTERDAY'S MEETING WASN'T STRIKES; MORE THAN 20 ATTENDED, BLOCKADE AND ECONOMIC PRESSURE DISCUSSED AT LENGTH; STRIKES COULD STILL HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE MIDTERMS
>>62836626>WeYou ain’t part of the team nigga
>>62836626>we just want AI to do nothing at all and go awaySo a nerf then?
Bors, what is the bottom of SPACEX? Be honest with me
>>62836549Yep, the whole storage and NAND sector is going to get raped thanks to this.
time to buy buy buy intel?
I just got word from the SEC. They say stonks breddy gud. Buy RCEX https://youtu.be/ncbaoJ3xZ0g?si=Xzsz9RKWB_4y_85J
>>62836626>we
>>62836620>hockeyits knuckle puck time!
>>62836575Its a sad day when i trust IREN more than Intel.What has the world gotten too.Good thing thats only my US acount and didnt put that much money into that dogshit kek.
-3% on the Q's shieeeet
>>62836634>>62836636Lmao
>>62836641If you like it now you´ll love it at 38.
>>62836626Democrats are going to regulate what counts as "right" and "wrong" in AI outputs. In the near future, they will ensure AI enforces the approved narrative on climate change and other party-line issues. But humanity is doomed anyway, and I genuinely don't care.
>>62836641What makes you think the line will go back up? Cisco took almost three decades to recover from the dotcom bubble.
it smells like feembrap in this thread
the end is really nigh isn't it.
>>62836567No news is good news. Initial sales numbers Everyone already knows that GTA6 is going to be the best-selling game of all time. You're praying that the market will be impressed by the live service element. There are far better ways to spend your money.
32 VIX or nothing. The casino will stop me out
bruh dis shit still drillin
>>62836663We need spy have a healthy correction
wow it just keeps going down
Trump. Now would be the time to drop the; "We have decided to leave the ME and end the war, peace" bomb.
>>62836620I wish my flyies would play Michkov like that
The chink market truly is something else
>>62836660I got some Nintendo stocks ahead of the GTA 6 release.
>Gold is below 3900Uh guys what is going on
chances of a V later today?
>>62836684Just give in lil bro.
>>62836680isn't red the good one in china?
>+1%
>>62836680why companies care about shareholders when government can do what they want to fuck them. If you don’t understand this point, you shouldn’t touch chink market.
>>62836684leading into the Shabbat? get a load of shit goy.
>>62836690that's korea
>>62836683gold bubble popped
niggas will watch a football match and talk about>we scored a goal
Let out a HUGE INTC, hadn’t done one in three days so was a bit concerned desu, feeling bullish (and notably lighter) after that
>>62836701That's not what they say, they say he kicked a field goal, because everyone knows the kickers aren't even really on the team like the rest of the players and the fans.
Jones Jonathan, Chief Revenue Officer at Coreweave, receive 43k shares on 11 October and then sold almost all of it right away. At the same time, people here were telling us to "buy the dip".
Bottom is in. Heed my calls. Welcome to negro Friday.
Future of finance.
>>62836682Nintendo is comfy Retarded hedge fund use it as an hedge for their AI meme trade Whenever AI shit dumps, Nintendo goes up. Whenever AI memes go up, Nintendo goes down.But it's only down for AI memes from now on.It won't short-squeeze because it's too big for that, but it should behave decently for the next few weeks while everything gets rekt.Until the global depression comes because of no oil, that is.
>>62836491>Every "crash" we've seen has recovered in under a weekthats a strange concept of "recovered" you are using
>>62836701>fuck le heckin sportsball!Back to plebbit, pal
kek oillmao gold
>>62836709>cryptofags have to test their transactions before they commit
>>62836709>I never sell, only buy.the only thing more retarded than buying high and selling low
>>62836703>shart'd the dipngmi
>-8% yesterday >-8% already today AI bubble pop is here
Buy.
>>62836712Way to completely gloss over the recent jailbreaking of the switch 2 from Nintendos dystopian levels of DRM.Piracy of bing bing is the future.
>>62836714https://x.com/groypzilla1/status/2099295118343762224>1pbtid
>>62836723Maybe monday
Binance closed for 48hrs? That’s half the crypto market. If they can’t open it by then. Things will get dicey. Panic. Maybe rush for exists. Disorderly opening.
>>62836717It’s a bit like bank transfers via an app desu, except the bank will show you “Mr A. Faggot account 1234” so you know you’re sending to the right person beforehand
>>62836723I bought Costco and feel good now
>>62836727funds are safu?
Bottom is in.
>>62836724>dystopianAin’t seen nothing yet, people hacking consoles will lead to all games becoming always online to prevent it
>>62836724Wow that totally never happened before, how will they survive!lmao. And stop believing clickbeat /v/ twitterposting headlines, pajeet.
>>62836725>nick “vote democrat” fuentes
>>62836735are you offering your bottom? if so i am interested.
>>62836707>>62836735
>>62836717>Just be your own bank bro!
>>62836733I’m not even sure they have a handle on the full extent of the hack. If they reopen and the system is still vulnerable. What then?
>>62836626the only energy ai has driven up is diesl costsiran war is a smokescreen for ai diesel usage
INTCels on suicide watch.
>>62836721Not yet. We've still got one more AI bullrun on the docket. Load up on AI stocks and ETFs now while they're heavily discounted, but be ready to jump out by year-end.
KEK and SoftBank did its daily -6%
I bought the dip
>>62836750>staying logged in Why the fuck would someone do this? I autistically log out of my DK account after I place a bet, let alone my banking.
>>62836735>Bottom is in.Your dad's back in town?
>>62836761>when you already bought but she's still dipping
I think we're gonna have a nigger monday
Every single ticker I own is green except SPY and FNDX
would you gear rn?
Does anybody else feel like it's 11:59 on Friday night, and we're about to have a happening?
>>62836773Its gonna be red all next week between midterms and the Iran kerfuffle starting back up.
WHAT DID YOU DO!?WHAT DID YOU DO!?WHAT DID YOU DO!?WHAT DID YOU DO!?WHAT DID YOU DO!?AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>62836777I think anyone who goes short over the weekend is going to get financially raped on Monday.
>300+new thread wen? :3
>>62836784What about muh October Surprise and muh Hunt for Red October boss?
>>62836784How about upro and soxs
>>62836785when you get off your lazy ass and bake it yourself
>>62836784Same people who think war is going to restart literally on the eve of the midterms are delusional. A fake peace announcement is much more likely
>>62836755>ai diesel usageQRD?
>>62836786Uuuhhhhhhh
Alright, first they make everyone panic about long bonds when they reached the 20 year high after a steady selloff like they're toxic waste. That marked the bottom.The next move is to make everyone panic about rocks as toxic waste, which will mark the bottom.
this is the pre-pop, bubby isnt actually popping before OAI and ANT get their bagholders
>>62836785i baked the last two... someone else bake
>>62836792I've seen the war plans, they're fucking awesome, and we should have just done this in the first place.
>>62836793they cant use the local electrical grids because they are banned by local governments so theyve been using lots of diesel generators to power their datacenters
They told retail goyim to pay 1% management fees to baghold SOXL from 300 to 75.You guys are unironically going to underperform 5% bonds.
>>62836783Told you AAPL would be the only winning one out of this.Told you again and again if Apple, the one company that knows how to take any existing shit and make it print money out of retards couldn't find a way to do this with AI, then it means AI would never print money.They dodged the bullet. They'll be the only company left standing after the shitshow.
>>62836684Idk maybe, mite be cool
I went all in on gold just now
FUCK YOU FX-CHAN YOU WERE THE TOP SIGNAL
Bros, LLY. Also KO. Bet on diabetes.
>>62836816He was right
When dotcom crashed, the internet ceased to exist.
haha um wtf is happening
>>62836822Accidentally correct post
>>62836816>buy athcouldn't be me!
I'm willing to buy your SOXL bags for 12 bucks. And I'm being generous here as it will soon go back to the single digits. Take it or leave it.
Reddit is celebrating the ai bubble pop
>>62836820Buy companies that make money off of obese, elderly, and addicted people. LLY, KO, PM, TRV. Medicine, insurance, soda, drugs.
NEW THREAD>>62836845>>62836845>>62836845>>62836845MIGRATE
>>62836838>AI bubble pop>VIX is not going parabolic
>>62836838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI
>>62836848Literally me rn.
>>62836834>buy LLY high two and a half months ago>up 15% since thenBuy good companies. Lower your cost basis if they dip. Not buying ATH is an absolutely retarded take. From 1950 to now in the S&P, there has never been an ATH that saw a lower price 5 years out from the previous high.
>>62836802any data on how big the fuel consumption is? I thought it was mostly for backup generators
>>62836474thank god for webms on iPhone I fucking love chocolate womenthat being said I am not fond of nigger friday
We've been through this a few times already and you absolute fucking retards didnt see it coming once again. You cant even be a pattern recognizing autist, can you. Yes you.
>>62836848''surely they will pay for my overpriced commissions now''
Just when I thought my anus couldn't bleed anymore, it did...
>>62836293>QQQ -4%
