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    How do you not let your criminal record constantly remind you of your past?

    Especially when you have to answer on applications if you've ever been convicted of a crime?
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    >>35050884
    what'd you do?
    just become a roofer like every other felon. it's like winning the dei lottery for that career
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    >>35050884
    Open your own business. Wagies are cucks either way. God is showing you the direction. Bless you
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    >>35050901
    >what'd you do?
    attempted breaking and entering which I took a plea deal for misdemeanor trespassing and spent 5 days in jail this was 20 years ago

    >>35050934
    >Bless you
    thanks
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    >>35052027
    >his was 20 years ago
    Isn't there some sort of time limit on how long you have to keep declaring that for?

    >attempted breaking and entering
    So you tried to break into somewhere but failed? I can see that would be embarrassing.
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    >>35052060
    Oh it's more than embarrassing. The guy that owns the property I tried to break into caught me as I was trying to run away and split my head open with a crow bar. I tried to run like usain bolt across two blocks but the guy must've been on crack or something cause he was on my ass like speedy gonzales. The cops then later gave me a visit at the hospital. What really gets me is that I don't think I would've been charged at all if I kept my mouth shut when the cops were there in my hospital room. But I was young and stupid and didn't know that. The guy that owned the property was spouting all kinds of crazy shit to the paramedics when I was laying on the ground bleeding buckets of blood all over the place. I remember he claimed I tried to rape his wife and that I assaulted him, which never happened. Guess he wanted as many charges as he could get. Honestly, I was horny that night and wanted to masturbate on someone's property cause I had a fetish for masturbating outside. Something I used to do when I was 12.
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    >>35050934
    Are you still a wagie if you earn $80K a year?
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    >>35050884

    you usually dont becasue I get reminded everyday and I got released in 2022

    you usually are never the same anyway after years of solitary confinement like i did during the covid years for incarcerated individuals was rough

    youll be reminded when you want to travel, if your kids want to do something thats involving a school fieldtrip
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    >>35053347
    How many years were you in prison?
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    >>35053424

    2
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    >>35053440
    Damn
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    >>35053347
    >if your kids want to do something thats involving a school fieldtrip
    they do background checks for that?
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    >>35053469

    Yes I spent 18 months in solitary confinement completely alone because I caught covid from being locked in a small booth with a guy who caught it from being in the hospital while incarcerated, we both were on the same controlled medication (methadone) so i was forced every day to get my dose, so i eventually got stuck in a med seg cell which is the best cell because the TV is big and very close to the door and you can hear it

    eventually got shipped to a whole new city for a year and got put on a wing alone i wasn't allowed to be around any other inmates or staff, it was basically a segregated wing for those who tested positive. some of the guys who go crazy and bang on the cell door for 12 hours a day

    I had no books (only a bible KJV from the Trinitarian society. i had about 2 phone calls in 12 months because all my calls to family were long distance and cost 10x more

    at one time i truly thought the loudspeaker was talking about me in the morning
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    >>35053560
    What the hell were you in for?
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    >>35053560
    goddamn that covid lol it's the gift that keeps on giving huh? lol did they make you take the vax?
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    >>35053560
    Holy f anon you got freaking unlucky with the covid...
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