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What should I do with my life if I don't get to have sex and my dick isn't big?
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you could put a bullet in my head because im too much of a coward to and i dont wanna be alive anymore

what you do after is upto you
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>>35045936
Do it yourself, pussy

>>35045929
Maybe you could still try to have sex even though your penis isn't what you want it to be.
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>>35045929
Get a sex doll
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>>35045929
Pray and hope God feel pity for your meaningless life.
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obsessively pursue a hobby/career
meditate
do psychedelic drugs
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>>35045929
Seek love, fag
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>>35045929
I'm raising goats and homesteading.
A stay cat has joined the team recently and their milk guess something killed her mom.
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>>35045929
You could look into drugs. Just do ayahuasca dude, best drug there is. Swallow 3.5 grams of powdered Syrian Rue. Then swallow 4 grams of powdered Chaliponga. You will experience some crazy shit I promise. Pic related.

Get a blender/mixer, a scale sensitive to 0.1 grams, and zip lock bags, muffin liners (to swallow it with). And here you get the Syrian Rue and Chaliponga:

https://mayaherbs.com/ethnobotanicals/aya-plants/syrian-rue/syrian-rue-peganum-harmala-powder/
https://mayaherbs.com/ethnobotanicals/aya-plants/chaliponga/ecuadorian-chaliponga/

Good luck and much love! <3

Oh, also, there's tons of video games to play. Endlessly many basically and they are free in practice with emulation gaming:

https://vimm.net/vault

Also, about that whole sex thing, there is a solution: Date MUCH older women. Even if you are really ugly, dating 70+ and 80+ women is still the Chad experience levels of easy. Even if you are a 2/10 in the face for your age, you will still be swimming in ancient pussy. Also, go for really ugly and/or fat women as well. In other words, aim for women with extremely low SMV.

>but if I have a micropenis?
Even if so, you can still have oral sex with each other. The 69 be thy friend.
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