>be me>library has a strict no food policy>bring a granola bar anyway>hide it in my hoodie pocket like contraband>open it as quietly as possible>wrapper sounds like gunfire in the silence>everyone looks up>librarian makes eye contact from across the room>freeze mid chew>she holds the stare for 3 full seconds>goes back to her computer>did not say anything>somehow worse than getting yelled at>finish the granola bar in one single bite like a criminal>wrapper crinkles one more time putting it away>she looks up again>I am now on a watchlist of one>mfw I cannot even look at granola bars the same way anymore
>>35045394idk just eat it in the bathroom mby?
>finish the granola bar in one single bite like a criminalmomma im a criminal
>>35045394You have just summarized Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a few lines. A guilty conscience is the greatest accuser and its own punishment
>>35045394If you didn't get banned or kicked out, just don't eat inside the library again.
>>35045394Do it again.
>>35045394be strong next granola can still hits on a better way
