Last thread >>35040783
First for being honest about one's intentions in a relationship
atoga foids pretending to be a milk snakebut they're really coral snakes
>>35045381>Ask The Other Ducks AnythingThat would be ATODA, dumbass
>>35045386I don't hide how dangerous I am.
>>35045389Sweet as grandmas cupcakes
is a foid with a bodycount of 3 a whore?
Wonderful femanons of atoga, you are all fabulous in my eyes. I see underneath your physical exterior and I see extraordinary beauty!
Chat, are you not analyzing your convos like chess yet?https://youtu.be/m9TMo9J-1x8https://youtu.be/aHRxOKmHzbM
>>35045390I like to think I can be very sweet when I'm not being instigated or teased.
>>35045387Yes, but I decided to spell it out. I'll do better next time I make a thread.
>>35045393Depends if you made others than these 3 cum a total 3 fucking your thighs while touching you. Alternatively, in some patriarchy jurisdictions deepthroating cock and taking it really deep up your ass don't contribute towards body count. Verdict therefore impossible.
>>35045393A whore is someone who has sex for some sort of gain beyond intimacy, right? So body count doesn't tell you if they're a whore or not.
>>35045397Aww
>>35045402I'll pretend you're not teasing me.
>i already did thing thing without thinking, am i thing you guys?Kinos for this feel?
>>35045403Just a little:)
women, how often do you get approached by men ?
>>35045405That I can handle.>>35045406Like approached as in asking me out? It only happens a few times a year unless I go to an event meant to meet new people like that.
>>35045409Tell me about the last time somebody asked you out.
>>35045409>Like approached as in asking me out?yes. > few times a yearreally? that's low. i was expecting atleast like 100 + times a year
Why the FUCK do women like ostrich headed zestybois?
>>35045410Went to a Halloween thing in a neighboring town over a week ago. I was checking out the stalls alone while the rest of the people I was with were candle shopping and shit like that, a guy at the face painting booth asked if I wanted to get painted and I said sure to a cool eye design on my hand. While he did it he was complimenting me and asking about the event. The moment I mentioned I was there with my bf he definitely got less talkative. I hate to be like that, but there really isn't a more subtle way of putting the breaks on flirting.>>35045411I don't really go out much anymore. I go to work, grocery shopping, and to restaurants/movies with groups, that's about it. Also I drive everywhere now. Back when I was single, taking public transportation, and going to more shit, I was getting hit on more.
Tried to hit on this cute girl but she was just nodding and saying yes to everything while smiling so I backed off because I thought she wasn't having it.
>>35045414Some people are better listeners than talkers, I don't think you should've bailed so soon.
>>35045397you need to have cups to be a cupcake
>>35045381A few halloweens ago my mom and I got drunk and swapped underwear for the evening. Is it ok to suggest we do it again?
>>35045415I don't know. It didn't feel like she was interested.
>>35045329>I'm still so salty about how avoidant and uncommunicative he was about ending thingShit happens, unfortunately, and I understand your feelings.>I still want to be friendsAsk yourself if you are ok with being around him when he is kissing his new gf in front of you. That's a very good indicator if you can be around him or not as just a friend.On the other hand, you probably don't want to hear about my opinion on anxious and avoidant people. lol>God I wish I was in the woods even though it's cold.I used to try doing hiking, but I just ended up constantly thinking about her at most steps of the way. I still kept on hiking though, because I like it despite of that. And now I barely think of her anymore during a hike. Though it did take me a year.
>>35045416I might not have the cups, but I have more than enough cake.>>35045418That's fair. If you don't feel like a conversation is worth your time, you're not obligated to continue it. I would worry less about them possibly hiding their disinterest and more about what makes a conversation worth it to you.
>>35045420>what makes a conversation worth it to you.1. We have a common interest.2. I want to find a girl to marry.
>>35045421That last part puts a lot of pressure on the conversation. Conversations can lead to meeting someone special, but they shouldn't be all or nothing interactions if you ask me.
>>35045423It's more about it slowly trnasitioning into something. If I make friends with a woman in a purely platonic way I feel like I might catch feelings for her sooner or later anyways unless I already have someone.
i wish i had green or blue eyes. i have super dark brown eyes, they almost look black and lifeless
>>35045425Could one get lost in those black eyes of yours?
>>35045396>"Chat" is a mistakeThe majority of /atoga/ consists of millennial men.>Better was: "Faggots"
>>35045424Do you catch feelings for every woman you get to know while single?
>>35045426no one ever has so probably not
>>35045428I think I eventually got to the "damn, she's kinda cute" phase for most women I got to know, but not every (like fatties and women who use a lot of makeup), so to speak.
>complimented for my intelligence>complimented for being athletic>zero life achievements>zero social achievements despite trying my bestWhy do people need to lie this much? Can't they just say I'm mediocre so I can start working on something?
>>35045425Green and blue eye havers tend to find dark brown eye havers pretty attractive. Every girl I've dated had dark brown eyes.
>>35045413Maybe I'm too autistic to understand the subtleties of what is means to ask someone out. Asking if you want to get painted is code for asking you out?
>>35045428NTA, but I do, mostly, yes.
>>35045438He was asking me about the event, what I've done there already, if I wanted him to show me around after he's done in a bit, etc. It wasn't just the hand painting.
AAAAH MY PEENUS WEENUSWOMEN DID THIS
Do you have control over your life? I am in a cage
>>35045442>if I wanted him to show me around after he's done in a bitI guess this part would technically be asking you out.
>>35045447Exactly. I don't assume a guy is into me that way until he's propositioning things or turning things sexual/romantic.
>>35045445Despite all your rage.
>>35045449I have no rage
Is kittenposter OK? Last thread she was saying she needed help over and over.
>>35045456Doesn't look like she's ok, but she's also asking in the wrong place.
>>35045386Red on yellow will kill a fellowRed on black you’re okay Jack
>>35045456Do you care about every schizo breakdown ITT, or only the ones done by the girls who post nudes?
>>35045456You can't help those with BPD.
>>35045387>Ask the Other Gadwalls AnythingFucking cement walkers I swear
I want to leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(not atoga)
I love myself and my life. I think I’d rather be single than be with someone I didn’t think was super hot and awesome. Anyone else feel this way?
>>35045467Nope. I live myself and my life, and I feel that my relationship only enhances those things.
>>35045466You should leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(atoga)
>>35045469I like it here.
>>35045468I’d love to find someone who enhances my life as well, I guess I just haven’t I also couldn’t date someone I wasn’t very physically attracted to
>>35045473Yeah, getting lucky and finding someone who's compatible with my life and my preferences sometimes felt impossible. It took me a looong time, but I'm glad I finally found a relationship I feel perfect in. The only trick to it is to keep looking and never get dissuaded by failure.
>>35045475So you are attracted to the person you are for their character and you are attracted to them physically?
>>35045478Correct.
Caught my wife with the family dog, a golden retriever, AGAINHow do I stop this from happening? Should I knock?
>>35045484>anon confuses his wife putting a leash on the dog to take it for a walk as something else AGAIN
>>35045481That’s awesome I’m taking my time and hoping to find a good partner / fit eventually!
>>35045487Good luck, it's worth it.
Im good
>>35045491Fuck you
>>35045492Yeah real nice
>>35045406I don't put myself in a position to be approached all that much so pretty much on par with the other answer a handful of times a year. >>35045419I had an answer to this before the other thread got removed but I don't care enough to try and remember what it was. Gist of it was I'm probably delusional but I'd like to get to a point where I would be okay with that, and then I was beating myself up for being autistic and weird and that maybe I'm not cut out for romance.
Eating plain skyyr to reduce my sugar intake and honestly I don’t like it that much. Why was I born with a horrible sweet tooth
I'm not posting a picture but how do I get over thinking my vagina looks weird? my labia majora is super puffy and ive never seen one quite like it
>>35045496I can relate I love sweets but I have no clue what a skyyr is
>>35045498just get the surgery sis
>>35045498Everyone thinks their junk is weird. Unless it's disfigured by trauma or disease, it's almost certainly fine by the standards of anybody who will ever actually see your pussy.
>>35045467I hate myself and my life so a person I love will only be an improvement
>>35045498MUh, it's not like it makes sex worse or better, like the dick sizes. Why bother?
>>35045498My labia looks fucked up and nobody has cared, I’d say look at artsy photos of labias until you find one like yours maybe you need some representation
>>35045503my practice gf had a roastie so i never went down on herkind of a shame because it wouldve been good practice
>>35045501It is a yoghurt of some sort
>>35045498>>35045506Most of us don't know how a normal one looks like
>>35045502i dont think there's a surgery to reduce labia majora. my minora is fine>>35045509vulvas have insane variation when compared to penises ngl
got yelled at by a customer idk if i want to kill myself or blow up this entire building rn. i hate this job
>>35045514I hate women.
>>35045515it was a man who yelled at me and im a woman so you must love that
>>35045514Let it run off you, like water on a duck.
this girl wants me to text her everyday but were not in a relationship. were in the dating phase. do you think this is normal? also state your gender.I dont do this usually until were official
>>35045498is your nether region hairless and pale? you're good to go then
>>35045520no I have a bit of hair above my vulva but its insanely long
>>35045498MI’m sure I’ve seen one like it on the internet. Doesn’t sound weird or unfamiliar.
how do classy girls fuck?anyone got experience? for example its well known that very religious girls are crazy in bed with a lot of degenerate fetishes, but what about classy ones? are they starfish?
>>35045526They don’t fuck they just cut straight to the part where they are smoking in bed
>>35045526I'll tell you if I get to fuck this classy lady I'm fancying right now
>>35045498https://brightonbodycasting.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Jamie-McCartney_Great-Wall-of-Vagina_Panel-5_s.jpgyour vag is probably fine. it's in your head. look at all these coochies
Can a fat woman be classy?
>>35045517i don’t know how to do that.
Do other ducks truly only care about looks?
>>35045541Was the yelling warranted? Then learn to do better next time.Otherwise they were just being an asshole, probably having a bad day themselves, and it doesn't matter.
Why was the last thread nuked?
>>35045467Wouldn't say I love myself or my life, but I'm comfy enough that yeah, I'd rather be single unless I meet someone who blows me away>>35045445Not really desu>>35045425Having blue eyes kinda sucks, I have to squint or wear sunglasses when it's bright >>35045539Ofc>>35045547Was it? Based, they all should be nuked on sightEspecially with that spreadsheet creepazoid trying to datamine
>>35045467Also this reads like a painter boy post. You're saying this now but soon enough you will be posting about some other bimbo you're banging and how you can't live without her and if you're good enough for her. Admit it chud you are no more an island than the other niggas here
>>35045482>Get independence>>35045488>in my childhood bedroomWhy did you delete?
>>35045467Most well-adjusted people feel this way.
Do you think Lucy Craig, the cocksucking Cornell whore, regrets bringing her lawsuit forward which resulted in the entire world learning what a slut she is?
>>35045555Most people aren't well adjusted then because most people rush into a relationship with the first person who gives them attention>>35045518M, I don't see anything wrong with that, sounds sweet desu
>>35045467this is 100% me and i am a man.
>>35045558>Most people aren't well adjusted then because most people rush into a relationship with the first person who gives them attentionYup.
You're not pretty enough for my effort.
>>35045557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6scEelE114
women would never sniff a men's underwear but every man loves to sniff a woman's panties and get a diamond hard boner.men are the true romantics
>>35045498>>35045524Sounds hot desu
>>35045564They like to steal our hoodies and sweaters though and huff those
I feel bad for Tamara.I need a weird artistic gf
>>35045564>but every man loves toSpeak for your fucking self.
You have spurned me, femanon.
>>35045568Nta but if you don't like panties are you even straight
>>35045570You too?
>>35045567>TamaraWho, this babe?
>>35045577no this cutie patootie
>>35045550>>35045553I believe that I am learning to surpass those issues But this is painter boy indeed Breaking up with the last one taught me I really do have to be happy with myself before I can be with anyone else And I’m learning to do so truly The side effect is not wanting another relationship unless I am really excited and secure in it The issue is I’m still trying to build confidence to tell myself I can indeed have the woman I’d like
>>35045577who the fuck is this ? this is one fine ass woman holy fuck
>flirting with gf>Hey I touched myself to that picture you sent me>Good girl, did you cum?>Yeah~ I got a 20 centimeters dildo!>...>It also vibratesI didn't say anything but now that we have sex planned for Halloween it's making me kinda insecure
Painter boy?
>>35045579So is she or is she not trans
>>35045582>t. boomer looking at a bad resolution movie cover with a random skinny chick at blockbuster
>>35045581>The issue is I’m still trying to build confidence to tell myself I can indeed have the woman I’d likeYou’ll get there.Something to be ready for is the chance that you still might meet a desperate woman forcing herself to be interested in you. She might even call you desperate for actually being into her.
>>35045583Get a sheath and turn the lights down low
>>35045583Next she'll have you do NNN
>>35045585She’s not, you’re safe to thirst
>>35045586im a zoomer u fucking moron. and she is hot as fuck. have fun jerking off to trannies, dickhead
>>35045594it was a joke kid.
>>35045545im biased but i dont think it was
I was a joke kid
>>35045595I like that exchanges like this can still happen on this website.
>>35045581Nta but don't fall too hard into the confidence rabbit hole. Confidence occurs when you have abundance and things built in your life, the confidence can't be manufactured out of thin air especially for men. You get it when you feel secure in knowing that if you fail X you still have Y, or if you don't get Y you still have X, that sort of thinking. In order to get those things in life whether it's a friend group or a relationship or a job or a hobby or a personal goal you might wanna look into courage to get those first and then confidence comes. If you feel anxious and uncertain about things then you are ready for courage, courage is feeling unsure or anxious and doing the things that need done anyway while feeling shit at the same time
>>35045582Jenny Dewan, she's also in Step Up, Witches of East End, and American Horror Story... yeah she's fine af>>35045581>The side effect is not wanting another relationship unless I am really excited and secure in itThat's not a negative desuHope you can find confidence and security thoughYou know from past experience you can pull baddies, you just need to internalise that you don't need others' validation>>35045584An anon who had a house painting business>>35045586I miss going to blockbuster and these campy witchy flicks>>35045597Aren't we all
>>35045597Me too. My father was a pie tin full of whipped cream, and my mom was a lapel flower that squirts seltzer water.
Who tf is painter boy
saw a tall skinny girl with an amazing ass. i just cannot get her out of my head. she had no tits but her ass was just something else. i think i need to break my 2 week nofap streak now
>>35045584>>35045602If you don't know you shouldn't care.
>>35045600Sorry *Jenna Dewen, bloody autocorrect >>35045602This nigga >>35045581
>>35045599>>35045581Or in simple terms:Confidence is a downstream attribute. Confidence occurs after things are built in your life, and confidence is less of a feeling and more that other people outside of yourself perceive in you. Courage is the upstream move where you will wrestle with negative thoughts or feels but you choose rationally and consciously to make moves while carrying the burden of anxiety or fear or stress.
>>35045604I’m the first guy that asked and was just curious if that was another long-gone namefag or just some type of guy that social media users talk about.
what happened to the other thread
>>35045609A mod looked at it and went oh hell no
what should i do if a girl looked really good in her photos but less hot IRL? she is still cute but it's like i got catfished ifkwim. she looks heavier irl
>>35045579is it too crazy to think I could hire her to do art for a videogame Im planning to do in the future or not?
>>35045609An incident.
>>35045612Everyone lies online
>>35045614This leads me to believe KP crashed out>>35045611Hm...
>>35045613Do it. It might rake in some audience
>>35045581I thought you weee dating someone you really liked
>>35045609Someone made a new thread prematurely and the mods culled the old one. Nothing particular bad happened
>>35045613Not at all. I don’t think her reputation is going to be negatively affected by her affair with Ethan Klein by many people who matter.
>>35045621Is that really all that happened? I suspect it was because kp was having a meltdown in that one. I haven’t seen them archive early threads in a while.
>>35045611Based mod>>35045612Give her a chance anyway, and be honest with yourself how much you like herHonestly it's valid to not want to proceed bc she's not what you expected. But you should still give her a chance cause you may like her anyways
>>35045613Negative attention by people who don't play videogames is free advertisment
>>35045624Yeah it was unusual but if you check the 4plebs archive you can review the last moments of the thread
>>35045621They usually let the old thread wither and atrophy, we used to have like 4 threads up at once because mods didnt care
>>35045626The affair is probably only going to end up getting her more work but cost everyone else there their jobs lol
>>35045620I had recently met someone but she does not want kids, and when we communicated this she suggested we probably shouldn’t spend time together because she doesn’t want or need family etc >>35045602Lol >>35045600I’m doing pretty good on that regard! >>35045599I feel pretty good about my life and things I’ve built and been through I suppose I get tripped up about wether my expectations and wants in a relationship are reasonable and warranted
Thoughts on Pokimane dressed as Sabrina Carpenter for Halloween?
i find the public that went against this tamara chick so funny. its mostly vibe-energy bs 30-40 yo women who get creeped out by tamara's art and stuff.i guess it's all the gossip youtube that I do not participate in
What makes men so endlessly obsessed with celebrities?
who is the GOAT atoga poster?
>>35045633A subhuman dressed as another subhuman
>>35045599>>35045607However I do agree with what you’re saying Part of what has led me to feel more confident now is overcoming more bull shit Especially a bad relationship I left last year And exceeding in a new career, building myself and my life despite set backs, etc I’m torn between “I could never accept that kind of relationship again” and “become the man who can hold the relationship with the right woman” >>35045608I’m “painter boy” I never name fag but some anon handed me the title because I post here a lot lol
>>35045633>PokimanePuking.
>>35045628>4plebs: "now it's clear that we will need your support to continue running this site... we are not looking to shut it down...">Yearly total cost: $7,200What a fucking waste of money and resources, don't donate to this shitstain of a website, they should shut it down and spend the money on something actually beneficial to society>>35045632>wether>>35045633Good cosplay and love Sabrina, is Pokimane even still relevant though>>35045634She's a retard for sleeping with that Ethan fatass, but her art is really cool. She should probably stick to making art instead of sleeping with married men
>>35045636Me.
since she wont bite on any of my indirect attempts to move our coversation out of the office, i can assume shes not interested in me in any substantial way?
>>35045420>I might not have the cups, but I have more than enough cake.Underrated joke. 10/10.
>>35045645Disappointing that she ends up shorter than him, where's the fun in that>>35045649I mean, yes probably desuI had a couple of girls like me at work before and they asked me outIf she's not keen on doing something outside of work then I wouldn't pursue it. It's risky to date someone from work anyway
>>35045645Oh hey San Pietro I was just there.
whoever invented mushy apples should be killed
>>35045649Yes.
>>35045651im sick of the dont date at work concept. 10-20% of couples met at work. agree its risky which is why i need to be indirect instead of just asking her out. not even sure I want to date her. just seems like a cool person Id like to connect with
>>35045645How is his aiming 6 grades above his league fighting hypergamy?
>>35045655Agreed, if there's no crunch and texture then miss me with that shiiWe have some apple trees and I just sell the mushy ones to a cider works
>>35045662i wasted like 4 mins cuttng up one and then i take a bite and its basically mash potatoes, just awful, it will be thrown away
>>35045661Men who bitch about "hypergamy" really just want unattractive men to be with supermodels and are disgusted by the idea of mid to ugly men being with their looksmatch.
>>35045655Fried apples are the best, tho.
>>35045661They would be a cute couple in the OG form tbfBut yeah bro is punching up>>35045660Do you have her socials/number or whatever? That might be a good place to chat more It's worth taking a shot anyway tbf if you like them There was a hot girl at another job I took a shot with cause she'd send me risqué selfies etc., she wasn't looking for anything serious after a breakup though and then moved awayWe still stayed friends and chatted for a while though, you've nothing to lose really
State gender, who is your favourite from Monster High?
>>35045667Unfortunately this Hypergamy rhetoric is just “hard pills to swallow” dressed in wanna-be-psychology Yes, attractive women will have options and will try and do the best they can Hot, cool, successful people tend to want to date eachotherAverage looking men end up with hot women all the time because they are confident and believe they can All the cucks at the bottom of the ladder seethe instead of building themselves up like all the real winners had to do at some point
>>35045636Me
Gender ageDo you have a video or pictures from the day you were born?Bonus question, do you have younger or older siblings
>>35045669i cant get her to hand them over. ive given her mine but she hasnt used it. everything tells me shes not interested until we meet the next day and shes happy to see me and we chat for 20 minutes.
>>35045645Personally I find this joke in bad taste. Not my kind of humor, but to each his own I guess.
>>35045676M24my parents didnt click any pictures unfortunatelyolder brother, that's it
>>35045672M, I don't know what that is but Goobert looks like a fun guy.
>>35045676FYeah my parents have a small album of my baby pictures, including of when I was a newborn and when I got baptized. I have one older brother, but I'm not sure how that's relevant.
>>35045676MI think there might be a photo of me and my mom in the delivery room somewhere. I have a brother who was born the year after I was and a sister who was born two years after that. I can remember going to the hospital with my dad and my brother when my sister was born.
>>35045672None of these are monsters, these are just Bratz dolls with wacky skin colors.
>>35045661they're both equally attractive. the AI woman has had work done, her tits ass and her entire face is not real. the man is just short and semi bald, otherwise he has a good handsome face. you're blinded by your hypergamy.
>>35045676M28, yes, and yes I have four younger>>35045677>cant get her to hand them over. ive given her mine but she hasnt used itOof sorry buddySounds like she likes you well enough as a work colleague but isn't interested in anything moreAt least in my experience if zoomettes do like you they will hound you for your socials and spam you lol
>>35045681>don't know what that is You shouldYeah Goobert's a very chill and nice dude, would prolly be fun to hang with>>35045685>None of these are monstersTell that to their face>just Bratz dolls>justDon't diss Bratz like this
>>35045645I hope young people don't take this seriously. I'm not a leftoid, but FN is not something that is going to help our country if voted
>>35045687i dont exist on social media. maybe thats the problem. i might as well be on the moon
>>35045689>You shouldNo, I don't think I should.
>>35045686>they're both equally attractiveLol she is hotter than him, but yeah it's not an outlandish match desu, if she's into the dorky type
>>35045636That would be me
>>35045667>>35045661I dont understand people like you. Ive read countless times that men fixating on looks dont understand how women approach relationships with women and then you say stuff like this.
>>35045691>dont exist on social mediaYeah same, a zoomette colleague got annoyed I didn't have snap or insta or whatever they use (so we just talked on WhatsApp)>>35045692K your loss>>35045696>how women approach relationships with womenYuri mentioned
>>35045636it would be that cute shy femanon who doesnt post much here. she is probably reading this rn :)
>>35045667>want unattractive men to be with supermodelsWhat was that about hypergamy again?
>>35045689>Tell that to their faceI will. I'll say "I've seen better Halloween costumes than whatever y'all are supposed to be.">Don't diss Bratz like thisThey surely contributed to the lip filler epidemic to some degree. I'll never forgive them.
I know the most hated Femanon
>>35045696>>35045700The point is men who bitch about "muh hypergamy" engage in the exact behavior they accuse women of.
>>35045702Namefags don't count.
>>35045702is it me
>>35045693the AI woman, if we are being honest, cannot exist in reality. that height, face, tits, ass, that's like 1 in billion genetics. that was my point. A woman can only look like that if she has the money to get work done on her entire body and face. the man isn't even ugly he is just short, and needs a hair transplant and they're now in the same league technically
>>35045703Yes, so you said.
>>35045703Hypergamy is real but I don't have a problem with it, just because a foid is hypergamous doesn't mean she's gonna succeed at it.
>>35045676I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older.>>35045672>who is your favourite from Monster High?The only one I know is Clawdeen, because she's the one I bought for my niece years ago, since that's what she wanted.
>>35045701>surely contributed to the lip filler epidemicIf someone is getting lip filler because of a doll, they're an idiot>seen better Halloween costumes than whatever y'all are supposed to be.I hope they scare you at night>>35045706>cannot exist in realityTime to cry
>>35045705Of the last two months yes but all time not even close
>>35045411>i was expecting atleast like 100 + times a yearAre you completely fucking retarded.
>>35045702blue whale for sure
>>35045713whos of all time then?also i will work on being less hateable..
>>35045709Your niece has awesome tasteI used to have a Clawdeen doll also>>35045714A lot of people here are a bit out of touch I suppose...
>>35045406I've been approached 3 times: at 19, 28 and 31
>>35045702Is it you?
>>35045716>whos of all time then?She who shall not be named
>>35045720Damn, I get approached by men more often as a man myself
>>35045649ggwp go next
i was sexing with a woman last night and we both enjoyed it. whats the cooldown time before i should talk to her again? I've blown it in the past where the woman isnt horny for a while and then ghosts me because she thinks I'm being needy.
>>35045722spooky.. will it summon her if u say it 3 times?o_o
>>35045720bro what. why arent guys approaching femanons here. what's going on
>>35045722How vague.
>>35045672MI know nothing about the characters but my gut tells me I’d like Ghoula and Elissabat
>>35045667Women who try their hardest to claim that hypergramy isn't a real thing are usually the ones holding out for the billionaire werewolf serial killer prince.
>>35045495You mean delusional in the sense that you can be friends or... that you can get him back?I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but the way you talked about him didn't seem like he put in the energy to make it work, thus he sounded not worth it. And I doubt he'd be that different as just a friend. But I'm sure he had other qualities that made you want to stay.I'm not autistic and just a bit weird, but I don't think either are a defining factor of whether you can make a relationship work or not.
women, if u had a attractive stacy friend, would you help your male incel friend (assuming you have one) date her if he asks you for help and relieve him of his virginity? why or why not
>>35045699>me, her archnemesis, a handsome ballsy femanondaaamnn youuu csf!!!!! foiled agaaaainnn!!!>shakes fist ruefully as fuck
>>35045730This is your brain on gender war slop.
>>35045650>10/10Just like my ass.
>>35045727>why arent guys approaching femanons hereThis place is full of introverts and autists>>35045729Nice, Ghoulia is a geek chic icon and Elissabat is the vampire queen >:)>>35045732>attractive stacy friend>incel virgin friendWhat could go wrongDepends if by incel you mean misogynist or just awkward nerd
>>35045736I will admit that I've gotten a bit tired of the whole:>What you're seeing with your own eyes isn't real, listen to this person instead because she's a woman and has A LOT of dating experience dating regular men (not like you, but regular men) and she knows better than "incels"
>>35045738That's surely not underrated though.
>>35045739>Depends if by incel you mean misogynist or just awkward nerdlets say a awkward nerd with some occasional misogyny that pops up sometimes
>having a friend who you feel is intellectually and socially smarter than you but who falls for jewish tricks and lies that are obvious to you
>>35045740People in relationships do have a better understanding of how relationships work than people who've never been in one, yes.
>>35045742>with some occasional misogyny that pops up sometimesThat's a red flag to anyone, if he could iron that out maybe he'd have a chance
>>35045746I'm not really talking about relationships though, I'm talking about preselection. Preselection done by women, but that's self-evident.
>>35045743Could it be that your friend simply has different opinions than you?
>>35045667most unattractive men are with better lookign women than themselves, not supermodels but cute enough.I on the other hand am a hypergamous male. im holding out for my irina shayk lookalike and im perfectly aware odds of that happening are < 0.00000001% despite me being not ugly and not short
honestly what is it like for those of you who live in this world of constant arguing and discourse and politics? twitter shit, gender wars, etc. how is life to you? where do you find the time to invest and give a fuck about it all? i was bullied for most of my life and am pretty measurably a loser but i'm okay and i have my internet friends and my hobbies and music and shows and i get by every day trying to be happy when i can be happy. i can't imagine spending even five minutes looking up these things and getting mad and staying mad for hours. how do you live like that, and like, seriously, why?
>>35045739>naturally gravitated to the geek and the vampire queenYeah, I’ve definitely got a type
>>35045748Your belief in "preselection" shows just how fucking stupid you are.
>>35045751how would you live without your benefits and advantages?
>>35045751There's nothing wrong with how you are. Politics interest me and I'm concerned about leftists gaining power because they're pure evil and literally want to kill me, so I do try to keep up to date and learn what I can do to stop them. But you should enjoy your hobbies and friends to the fullest.
let's playhttps://world-geography-games.com/en/flags_world.htmlgo to options and pick 197 to play the full gamepost your results- no cheating pls
>>35045751>where do you find the time to invest and give a fuck about it all?This is what I wonder also lolI barely have time to post here these days let alone follow all this Internet bs>>35045752Godspeed>>35045750>most unattractive men are with better lookign women than themselvesI see this a lot IRL and it's kinda hopiumThen I realise these guys probably have a good personality and I'm like nevermind>>35045756I'd be lucky to get like 10 desu
has anyone here played omori?
>>35045753By preselection I mean women picking the men they'll "give a chance to" (their own words). The topic you're most obsessed about, which is, to quote you, getting laid, requires women finding you attractive and dateable. This is what we're discussing here.
>>35045757its not that hard since they give you 4 options per flag. and at the end of the day you're learning
>>35045758Yes and it's peakYume Nikki and Earthbound also classics
Attractive tall men who smell nice please interact with me.....
>>35045763Sorry I'm 5'7
>>35045757>I see this a lot IRL and it's kinda hopiumIt's always been this way. despite what the blackpill stuff tells you, most women just aren't that swayed by male beauty. a man can look like prime henry cavil and he still wont have 10% of the pull some average young fit woman in a bikini can have. guys worrying about their looks are morons. a lot of relationships and dating is basically luck and proximity if we are being honest. I think most anons here were recluses growing up, never socialized and stuff that's why so many are incels and perma singles. im sure everyone here has seen someone shorter and uglier than them in a relationship
>>35045763what's tall for you, in meters
>>35045751When I dated I couldn't believe how shitty it was and it was a respite hearing how right I was and how much everyone else hated men too and experienced nothing but manipulation and abuse and betrayals with them. It was comforting and addicting. I obviously don't feel that way now that I'm single, the gender war slop I see ranges from tiresome to funny.
>>350457661.82
>>35045765>most anons here were recluses growing upSome of us still are...>most women just aren't that swayed by male beautyYeah, back in the day when I was on my fitness and beauty shii, I just ended up getting hit on by more men...Then I dated the most when I was at my ugliest cause I was meeting more women
>>35045770Ok i didnt make the cut. How tall are you?
>>350457741.52....
>>35045763>attractivei look very similar to dr house. does that sound like an attractive face to you?>smell nicei do>tallis 182 cm tall?
>>35045775
>35045763I was 1.82m which is right under women's 6ft cutoff. Hopefully now I'm 1.81 and postponing a shower for another 3 hours.
>>35045770I would not call that tall desu.That's nearly 10cm smaller than me.>>35045775You're a midget, slim?
>>35045763googling durian cologne rn
God I need to smack her butt
>>35045761yume nikki’s atmosphere and soundtrack is great, i just wish the game had a story or lore of some sort besides her just being a neet who anhero’s
>>35045776>>35045780It's tall for me ok :(
hunching my back when foid approaches...
>>35045780It's all relative. You're short in a basketball game.
>casually avada kedavras the foid
where r the 5’7-5’8.5 moids at?
>>35045785my height is tall to you too, but you make a random cutoff at 1.82, so it doesnt make sense..
>>35045759You seem to be strawmanning me, I never mentioned anything about "getting laid".
>>35045775WAAAY too short for mefor me the minimum is 175
Gender. Do you get along better with your mom or your dad?
>>35045785a midget is tall relative to your short ass>>35045792thats exactly 6 feet so im guessing she's a burger and threw it into google to convert it
>>35045794State incentive then. The incentive to pretend like women's preferences and hard requirements aren't real.
I did not smoke weed today and my emotions are rampant I quit drinking and got that under control awhile ago. Feel way better. Quit jacking off every day and feel more confident and motivated. Feel way better. Told myself I could still smoke weed. So I smoke everyday. Right when I wake up. Before work. After work. Before gym. Before bed. Etc. Start to question how it’s making me feel and if it’s actually serving me. Notice it makes me anxious a lot. Makes me tired and less social. But my brain wants it. Feels good to be outside and look at trees when I’m stoned but also just feel anxious? Wake up this morning and decide not to smoke. Anger. Rage. Impatience. Irritability. Headaches. I feel like tired ironically. Is this what happens? At any rate as much as I love weed I’m taking this as a sign that I do indeed need to stop, if this is how I am when I don’t have it.
>>35045782Men lusting after women that aren't me usually doesn't bug me, but these sorts of vagueposts really piss me off because I assume he's not talking about me.
>>35045796F. I get along extremely poorly with my dad, to the point that I've cut contact recently. But at least he didn't flee the country when I was a kid, so I still hate my mom more.
>>35045801you're insane
>>35045799>The incentive to pretend like women's preferences and hard requirements aren't real.More strawmanning, my incentive is to call out retards who believe in stupid bullshit, that's it.>>35045800THC withdrawal is real.
>>35045801ntado you have a spankable butt?
>>35045796MI love them both and I hope I can make them proud.I'm closer to my dad though because we're both into doing shit with our hands and so there's tons of days where I'm helping him out, especially now that he's getting older
>>35045800The weed numbs you through euphoria and makes you not care about a lot of shit but it gets better after about a week once you stop. It just makes it easy to not deal with certain shit which isn’t a real strategy.
state gender and will you invite someone from atoga to your wedding?
>>35045804>More strawmanning, my incentive is to call out retards who believe in stupid bullshit, that's it.Your incentive is to assign the incel label to people and then insult and gaslight them until they kill themselves. I know what you are and I've seen you here before.
>>35045811Myeah, only JH so she can see what she wont have
>>35045754what
>>35045803Probably.>>35045805Yes.
>>35045796f, my dad and for as long as i can remember. my mom always just felt more like an acquaintance to me, never a super close bond. idk if it makes me a bad person to say i wouldn’t really be affected at all if she passed away suddenly
>>35045812Kek, calling out retarded bullshit is somehow gaslighting someone into suicide. Any person who kills themselves because someone online thinks they're retarded is pathetic.
>>35045811Myewe'll be in international waters ofc
>>35045796M. I have a good relationship with both. My dad is the dumber of the two and falls for a lot of get rich quick schemes he cooks up in his brain and gets him into trouble a lot so I get pissed about those but he’s also more fun. My mom is hyper normie but much more stable.
>>35045756My flag autism used to be stronger, but now it’s just funny to me how completely inconsequential 99% of these people are to the world at large. I’d like to think I would kill myself if I weren’t born in the West, but maybe I wouldn’t know any better.
>>35045796Mmom.my dad is very autistic and a narcissist. no can get along with him honestly
>>35045818
>>35045819There's no retarded bullshit in a simple statement like: women's preferences are the primary things that matter in dating.Apparently stating facts here leads to some incel hunter troon coming after you and then refusing to state any of those things: its body count, whether it is in a relationship right now, and whether it's able to go out itself and do the things it preaches.
>>35045817>Yes.
>>35045826>There's no retarded bullshit in a simple statement like: women's preferences are the primary things that matter in dating.Yes it is retarded, especially when your kind assume that women only value the exact same things in a relationship. You're not stating facts and the fact that you're accusing me of being a tranny just for criticizing you is hilarious.
>>35045804>>35045810I’ve quit before and ironically always feel better when I’m not doing it But today is insane I’m so fucking just like mad for no reason I hate this and relying on any type of substance Sobriety is so under rated
>>35045785You didn't answer my question though.
>>35045829Women value certain things when they select men. I'm not discussing relationships, you're the expert at those. I'm discussing how women pick their candidates.I also asked you questions, answer them.
>>35045825don’t make it weird..
>>35045830Yeah man. It sucks being on shit. I went from smoking daily to drinking daily to smoking again and didn’t really unfuck my life until I went cold turkey. Then I had about a decades worth of problems to unfuck and just said fuck it and moved somewhere new to start over. I don’t have a whole lot of close connections now but I’m not a total laughing stock either.
>>35045833Yeah I'm a biological woman, which is how I know all the shit your spewing is garbage. Also:>I'm not discussing relationships, >There's no retarded bullshit in a simple statement like: women's preferences are the primary things that matter in dating.Your last post was literally about dating/relationships.
>>35045817You never posted your ass, so why should we trust you.
guys i went to give a job interview a few days ago. the girl there seemed to be very attracted to me. she was blushing and kept breaking eye contact downwards. i've kinda never thought of myself as attractive so it's kinda confusing to me
i went to the hospital to get my clogged ear cleaned. Yeah yuck whatever, it happens. I forgot to use the droplets everyday so it got bad.Anyways, at first it felt nice when they were vacuuming it but then it hurt quite a bit. I left the chair dizzy, staggerin my way out lol
>>35045837Dating =/= relationships. Dating is women seeing a bunch of men for various purposes.I asked you questions.
>>35045763How tall are we talking here, how tall are you
>>35045770Gonna kms myself
>>35045839Well it was a job interview so I’m guessing you put in a lot of effort into looking good. New place, new people, and putting some effort into your appearance can make a big difference.Reminds me of when I got my first big boy job and we onboarded a new girl. She forget her access codes which were the same as mine so the manager just told me to whisper them to her so she could get into something and when I did her face turned bright red in front of everyone and all the girls made a big deal about it. I felt like a stud for the rest of the day.
>>35045842>Dating =/= relationships. Dating is women seeing a bunch of men for various purposes.You serious? That's not how dating is understood as a concept by anyone.>I asked you questions.You only asked me one question (What is your incentive) and I answered it (I like to laugh at retards).
>>35045796MI get along with them both well, but they feel more like old friends than my parents. Felt like that when I was a kid too.
>>35045839i love guys who smile and look down when talking to them, looks so cute. but yea i guess not necessarily everyone who does this does it out of attraction. i think a stronger sign of attraction is smiliness even at 'inappropriate' moments where there isn't any reason at all to smile and doing it often with you.
>>35045841I went through that as a kid. They kept blasting a huge chunk of ear wax with water and it wouldn’t come out. It’s fucking torture.
>>35045848>You serious? That's not how dating is understood as a concept by anyone.I talked to femanons here and that's how they understood it. Dating doesn't even necessarily mean having sex with the men.>body count?>whether you're in a relationship right now?>wheter you do the things you preach, either as your biological gender or as a "woman"?
>>35045853Here's the dictionary definition of dating since you're an idiot:>A form of romantic courtship typically between two individuals with the aim of assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. The result of dating may at any time lead to friendship, any level of intimate relationship, marriage, or no relation.>body count?One>whether you're in a relationship right now?Yes>wheter you do the things you preach, either as your biological gender or as a "woman"?Not sure what the fuck this is asking as I'm not interested in preaching, just mocking retards like you.
>>35045763actually hot and tall men dont post here lol
>>35045770that sliterally averag height +/- 2cm. As if you would even realize if a man is 1,80 or 179 lmao
>>35045800Yup, that’s what happens. You might feel like this for a week.
>>35045801She's 5'2 but she's white and slim
>>35045859>A form of romantic courtship typically between two individuals with the aim of assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. The result of dating may at any time lead to friendship, any level of intimate relationship, marriage, or no relation.So I'm the idiot for pointing out that dating is courtship and preselection rather than synonymous with relationships.Faggot, are you intellectually disabled? What's the point of gaslighting people online like this, does it get you hard or something?
>>35045860we do
Like, you actually need to get a vacation for low quality posting, holy shit. You're a literal retard.
>>35045865>So I'm the idiot for pointing out that dating is courtship and preselection rather than synonymous with relationships.Your an idiot for saying dating is only based on women preselecting men. Did you read the definition? The term "preselection" was never used at all, and most people would never think that dating begins and ends with "women's preselection". Calling you an idiot retard isn't gaslighting.
How can I find especially short women as a tall, moderately unattractive male
>>35045869>Your anHeh, it seems I was right. You're an idiot.
>>35045869>Made a typoFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-whatever
>>35045870what is the appeal of dating a short girl as a tall guy? tall guys should be w tall girls
>>35045870Men are more obessed with short women than women are with tall men, and making women believe the opposite is the biggest modern psyop.
What if you died?
>>35045871>YOU MADE A TYPODo you have an actual argument, especially since I'm well aware of the typo I made? >>35045872
>>35045875spend fortyfive nanoseconds on twitter. Women beg for Elordi to rape them.
>>35045869What the fuck are you talking about? Preselection a selection process. Women are doing most of the selection. Before they even start dating, which we already established is not the same thing as starting a relationship, they select the people that they are willing to go out with. Dating begins with a woman agreeing to go out with you, after you ask her out.Take your fucking pills, retard.
>>35045879Men are wayyyy more obsessed with short women nice cope hon.
>>35045877>getting triggered this hardseems I wont the argument... equally hard.
>>35045876GOOD. Onto the next life
>>35045877I've hard an argument ever since my first message, you're just too tweaked out to understand English.
>>35045873i have a small penis and i heard smaller women dont have as much space so it would be a good match
Do men like women that sort of look like teenage boys?
>>35045883jocko willink fan i see
>>35045876>What ifyou're never gonna believe what happens to every single human at some point, brace yourself
>>35045880>Women are doing most of the selection. Before they even start dating, This is objectively false, but I know there's no point in arguing against your delusions.>Dating begins with a woman agreeing to go out with you, after you ask her out.No actually, dating begins when two individuals are interested enough to go out with each other. Men have this weird thing called "autonomy" you know.
>>35045880>Dating begins with X>after>you do YNot reading this whole reply chain but holy shit you're retarded
>>35045892>dating begins when two individuals are interested enough to go out with each otherWhich requires:1. a man asking a woman out2. the woman having selected him in advance
Why do people cheat? Is it just novelty and thrill seeking like anything else?
>>35045890The Navy SEAL to politically retarded pipeline remains unmatched.
women, how do you goon? do you just rub ur pussy thinking about someone or......?
>>35045894It begins with something, that's for sure. I can be delusional and think that I'm dating some woman I'm fond of because I agreed (with myself) that I'd want to date her. It doesn't change the process she uses to select from her options. I might not even be among her options at all, but I can stay delusional.
>>35045895>2. the woman having selected him in advanceSo, do you just believe that women never change their minds on anything ever? Because that's the only way your "MUH PRESELECTION" logic makes senses.
Anon, you still think they are "women"? Desu, wake up. They are biologically engineered infiltrators deployed by the Intergalactic Federation to monitor our chlorination levels. Every time a "female" makes eye contact with you, her retinas are high-frequency scanning your pineal gland to report back to the Saturn matrix. Your mother? A highly sophisticated deep-cover android model from 2004 running on a subterranean lithium grid. Your crush? A holographic projection generated by the local 6G tower to test your resistance to pheromone-induced electromagnetic waves. Do not comply. Do not acknowledge the carbon-based illusions. Consume raw copper wiring to disrupt their sonar tracking.
>>35045899>rub pussyes>thinking of someone nay
>>35045902Where are all of those women who, when you ask them out, sit down and begin reasoning about their options? They already know what they're going to respond, the decision is made in advance. Through selection. Preselection is a process through which candidates are... selected in advance.
>>35045899>how do you goon?There's no singular way. Sometimes I use porn, sometimes I use imagination, and sometimes I don't need any material because I need release so badly on a physical level. And that's saying nothing about the method.
is it wrong to jerk off to the idea of having a gf that had much rougher sex in the past with a bigger bf and having sex with her knowing she hates how I do it?
>>35045895Do you think we look at every man in the room and go "would, would, wouldn't"? Dating begins with1. A man selecting me out of all women to approach2. I look at the man who selected me and decide yes or no
>>35045896Selfishness and a lack of self-control is what it always boils down to.
>>35045905So you really are a braindead retard who thinks that women never change their opinions on anything ever and they only ever judge men on their very first meeting. As funny as you are this conservation's going in circles, so I'll stop now.
>>35045910No, but it is masturbatory on multiple levels.
>>35045912Nope. I never feel attracted to other women when Im with someone, the self-control thing is a cope. If you think sexually about other people thats cheating too.
>>35045911Yes he really does: >>35045905
>>35045784>just wish the game had a story or lore of some sort Yeah it's more of an art piece desu than an actual game, there are some cool fanworks tho>>350457915'7 here...>>35045796Error 404 dad not foundI'm close with my mom>>35045800I went straight edge and never looked backNo drugs, no fap, just live good>>35045811No
>>35045915You are better than me, thanks for noticing. This website fucking sucks.
>>35045911>selecting me out of all women to approach>I'm the protagonist of realityPrincess complex is a disease. Regardless, you apply your standards and expectations for how men should look when you look at the man. That was what I said as well.>>35045913How does that affect me? Women can change their opinions whenever they want. Before, during, or after rejecting the majority of the population. It's not actionable, it's not my problem. Do what you want.
I have a legday todayfoids talk me out of it
>>35045897Says the army vet LMFAO
>>35045802Where are you living currently?>>35045830>Sobriety is so under ratedReal>>35045851>love guys who smile and look down when talking to them, looks so cuteReeeee>>35045887If they're lolicons
>>35045917>5’7 herehello there anon
>>35045920You'll get a leg up if you do it>>35045860I don't see how looks correlate to posting on an anonymous anime imageboard. Autism however...
>>35045922The day I start some bullshit podcast or start writing political fanfiction like Jack Carr, then that reply will carry some weight.
women. If you shrank to the size of tinkerbell and your bf was deep asleep, would you check on his penis out of curiosity?
>>35045925Hey wassup
>>35045930Honestly, I think I'd wanna hold it like one of those anime waifu body pillows.
>>35045930Yeah. Or up >his nose. Or marvel at >his eyebrows.
>>35045930Someone post the chibi hiding in the foreskin
Genders in the 40's, fox news says you shouldn't get gta 6, what say you?
>>35045930sure why not, i’d trust he wouldn’t try to have sex w me while i’m like that, sounds like a bad way to go.. this hypothetical reminds me of that one scene from gen v of that girl w the shrinking powers who’s riding some guy’s p*nis, her entire body working as some sort of handjob (?) idk, >>35045931hey let’s get marrried
>>35045899the last time i talked about this i had an entire non-atoga thread laughing at me
>>35045928You write political fanfic in here every day though
>>35045887No I'm attracted to women not teenage boys. In what way do you resemble one
Women, have you ever been cheated on? Was it physical or emotional or both
>>35045887Not in the slightest.
big dick moid who never gives oral or small dick moid who does it happily
>>35045938Fox News says a lot of shit, and it's always wrong.
>>35045947Small dick moid who eats pussy obviously.
>coffee gives me the jitters>Start putting an extra tablespoon in when I make it>Stop getting jittersIs there a name for bullshit like this
>>35045947big dick, i do not wish for oral to performed on me, im scared of a man thinking my pussy looks ugly or tastes weird
>>35045933>>35045934>>35045937>>35045939what if you could feel his pulse while hugging his penis though. that would be weird or something
>>35045939>let’s get marrriedOK where do you want the wedding? Can we have a monster high cake>>35045947>big dick>does oralNot hard to find a guy with both>>35045950ADHD
>>35045902Women have never changed their mind about a guy for the better, only worse ("getting the ick"). If she doesn't like a guy there's nothing that will make her go huh actually I do like him.
>>35045919>I'm the protagonist of realityWhat are you on about? Men select women to approach all the time. He probably selects one per month if not even more often. And a lot of men seem to select rashly. Nothing in my post implies that only royalty get selected by men. Just that dating begins with a guy selecting a woman to approach.>for how men should lookI don't know if you took that literally as assessing his face as opposed to his compatibility with me but yes, after the guy has selected me I get to do my part and select yes or no. And then we go on dates and have to keep selecting one another for a relationship to form.
state genderopinions?
>>35045947the latter obviously but the kinda unfortunate truth is that most men will eat pussy regardless of their size and "just get good at oral bro" is kind of a cope for smaller guys.
>>35045953I was just thinking about that the other day, how it's weird that you can only really feel the pulse in one side of the dick. That and the fact that some veins are fixated while others can move around were the things that surprised me the most about dicks.
>>35045938I'm a gender in my thirties but don't think anyone should play gta6 because we shouldn't reward game developers for the practices that allowed them to develop such an absurdly expensive game over such a long period of time. No video game is worth a hundred dollars.
>>35045915That's not normal 2bqh
>>35045959Happy for them. She's an adult and can make her own choices.
>>35045961well, we usually have one big vein on top of the dickwhat do you mean move around though? Yeah the veins that are on the foreskin "move" because the foreskin moves. But as far as I know every vein is in the same place verytime I look down there lol
>>35045964He is lying to himself and about himself to the internet so he can feel good about himself.
GenderHow did you stop being afraid of everything?
>>35045955either gender how would u feel if ur partner still kept the nudes sent to them by their ex when the two of them were together or sometimes masturbated to them?
>>35045971>>35045955didnt mean to reply to u, sorry anon
>>35045971MNot good. I delete any nudes from my ex well before I even consider dating someone else.
why do foids never ragebait atoga
genderHow badly do you want children?
>>35045955>ADHDElaborate
>>35045958>Just that dating begins with a guy selecting a woman to approach.No, it begins when the woman agrees to go on a date with him, which also requires the woman assigning him to a category of dateable men rather than men she doesn't consider datable. The effects of this process are even more pronounced online, but the main barrier of entry everywhere for men who want to date women but cannot date them is women's advance selection process.>I get to do my part and select yes or noYour part is selecting. His part is bruteforcing through rejection until he gets selected.
>>35045976fnegative want, i hate how this country i apparently makes it hard for grown women to get hysterectomies just cuz they want one.
>>35045975We get plenty of men larping as women to rage bait, I’d love to see the inverse sometime
>>35045959What's his stackAlso he's ugly as fuck and his hair sucks
>>35045977NTAPeople with ADHD don't react to caffeine in the same way regular people do.
>>35045976MPretty badly.
>>35045951I'm terrified of meeting the girl of my dreams only to discover she doesn't want oral performed on her. Wonder how common it is?
>>35045985So how do they react and why would a lower dose have more pronounced effects than a higher dose
>>35045959MHis haircut is hilarious.
>>35045987would it be that big of a deal? /gi’d honestly assume a guy has some weird hidden submissive tendencies or fetishes if he was that into going down on a girl, it’s kinda a turn off, makes me see a guy as kinda feminine or less manly in a way, idk
>>35045968>what do you mean move around though?Two of the three guys I've been with have one or two big veins I can move from side to side like a spaghetti noodle.
>>35045975They only do it with text, not screencaps.
>>35045991>some weird hidden submissive tendenciesNigga look at who you're responding to. He's a beta
>>35045959tall, extremely muscular, no signs of hair loss - this man is certainly one of the selectors being selected.
>>35045989Usually caffeine doesn't make them tired compared to other people. Which could be a factor in getting less jitters.
>>35045994i’ve seen several men in these threads talk abt wanting to perform oral tho, not just him
>>35045994That harmless man I'll never encounter in my real life makes my skin crawl.
>>35045992hm. I guess my veins can be moved around but I dont know what you mean. I will have to check on my friends to get more info.
>>35045997>I've seen several betas in the thread full of betas Waow
>>35045996What do you mean tired. The whole point of caffeine is to get you wired
>>35045991>hidden submissive tendencies or fetishesOh I don't hide mine really.>it’s kinda a turn off, makes me see a guy as kinda feminine or less manly in a wayOdd. Well I hope your viewpoint isn't shared by many, don't think I could go on without that ambrosia.
>>35045978My deeming him dateable takes place after he's chosen to approach me. Claiming that it comes first is like arguing that reproduction starts with a woman giving birth.The guy can't be rejected unless he's chosen to approach someone.
Plap
>>35046004Shit I made a typo. My bad. But yeah, caffeine doesn't hop up people with ADHD in the way it would for normal people.
Milady
>>35046006So you preferences don't exist. Men can have any appearance, it's all about vibes and the voices in your head.
>>35046005so u agree that going down on a girl is a submisssive act for a man to do?cause i dont see anything wrong w that if that’s what ur into, its just not personally my thing. however ive also seen men say it’s somehow dominating to do oral and that i dont get.
>>35045951>like a nice girl>she wont let me lick her pussynightmare fuel....
>>35046014a guy eating puss is a turn off, sorrywe are not in a lesbian relationship so if we r having sex, u should be using ur penis imo.
>>35046009I do feel more or less normal after drinking it
>>35046016But sucking on your swollen testosterone clit would be so fun
>>35046012>so u agree that going down on a girl is a submisssive act for a man to do?Not inherently. That logic comes from "The guy is giving pleasure and receiving none of it" I assume. By that logic, the rope top in bondage is also submissive, because the person they tie up is getting the pleasure focus.>if that’s what ur intoIt is, but I'd be into it regardless.
I'm a sadomasochist but also fairly disgusted by sex. Do I see a therapist to fix myself, or embrace that I am an asexual pervert and beat people up, clothes on, in a dungeon all day?
>>35046020well it is pretty sensitive, any mouth or tongue or god forbid sucking sensation on it would be sensory overload,
I am so god damn nervous about this meeting that I scheduled.
>>35046016im sorry this is blasphemy to me, i simply will not hear it. begone demon
The women I was supposed to date were hotties buying their own sega saturns in 1995 before I was even born. This is the worst of existences. Foids literally cannot comprehend how us men were never meant for anything past the year 2001
>>35046026hypergamy went into overdrive during the past 20 years or so
>>35046026>hotties buying their own sega saturns in 1995Salarymen and BBS posters, you mean?
>>35046021> That logic comes from "The guy is giving pleasure and receiving none of it"that’s part of it, but it’s also the position as well, like his head is down in my groin, his mouth is literally where i pee.. and im looking down on him, maybe even my hand on his head, i’d feel way too weird like im dominating him and i never wwant to be in a dominate position >>35046025to each their own
>>35046010Malady. Pestilence.
>>35046030Dude you're blowing my mind right now.
>>35046029>i’d feel way too weird like im dominating him and i never wwant to be in a dominate position would him punching your stomach every few seconds remind you of your place and make you horny again?
>>35046011I'm not picky about appearance outside of him not looking too old but that overlaps with my standards for my partner's age anyway. I do have strict standards for lifestyle which is what I'm looking at when I assess him.Nothing about this implies that I would or could select men before they approach me.It's true that I wouldn't date someone who's 15 or 40 but it's not like I'm actively ruling them out. The dating angle would only cross my mind if they approached me, like with any other man whether or not he's up to my standards.
>>35046012>however ive also seen men say it’s somehow dominating to do oral and that i dont get.You've got her squirming under your tongue
>>35046033maybe (?) but even after the oral and we had normal sex again (piv) i feel like it’d be subtly ruined for good cuz i’d just be reminded that this guy who’s dominating me again, can just be dominated back, i don’t think i’d be abl to see him the same way again >>35046038u can make a girl squirm and edge w ur penis in her, not just with ur face in her groin like some peasant
>>35045991>even ex pooner fat fetishist foid 4chan spammers are instinctively repulsed by the mere risk of a man being remotely submissivethe millennia of submissive moid humiliation
>>35046036Not being picky isn't the same thing as actual willingness to select someone. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
>>35046041The penis is expected
>>35046042I'm into subs >>35046022But you're not getting laid daily and you occasionally have to hit me back.
>>35046043NTAWhat the fuck does that even mean?
>>35046044so? >>35046042i mean am i really that wrong to assume the average man would be completely content with a sexual relationship that is almost 100% piv while oral (on her) is forbidden?
gentle reminder that women have done it to themselves
>>35045975What makes you think they don't?
>>35045381I have a question for males. My boyfriend is a fairly sentimental person and there are many times I've seen him break down crying, especially earlier in our relationship. Mostly we do not talk during this, I just pet his hair and hug him. my point is these episodes are not uncommon and they last a significant amount of time, In the moment neither of us technically acknowledge that he's getting tears all over my shirt but it is not arguable that he is. I recently referenced one of these episodes in passing and he claimed it never happened. In fact he claimed none of this had ever happened. he acted as if he truly didn't remember, aside from one or two instances which he claims he "didn't really cry" at. He wasn't joking and it would be very out of character for him to try to "gaslight" me out of believing this happens. He appears to memoryhole them completely, or maybe just can't aknowledge them even to me? I don't think of him as the sort of guy who'd be so ashamed of something like this, even if he presents as a "strong silent type" to others. And either way obviously I know it happened there's no point in lying to me, I was also there. I am not an openly emotional person so maybe he feels ashamed about the contrast there and that I've never cried in front of him? Is this typical male behavior and I'm overthinking it
>>35046045im not one of them lmao i think they're faggotsi just like seeing my bias confirmed
>>35046046If means that for all the talk about being lenient with regards to men's appearance, height, skin color or muscularity, at the end of the day the men these women actually go out with tend to check more boxes than women would admit in a conversation like this one.
>>35046041My penis is way bigger than my tongue
I am a warrior poet.
>>35046029>his head is down in my groin, his mouth is literally where i pee.. and im looking down on him, maybe even my hand on his head, i’d feel way too weird like im dominating him and i never wwant to be in a dominate positionWell you're imagining it all wrong. There's definitely dominant ways for a dude to give oral. He could command you to present yourself. Tie you up so you're at his mercy. Take a break just as you're getting close, and make you beg for him to keep going. He can be in control despite the lower position, it's all about mindset and attitude.
>>35045445>I am in a cageCuck
>>35046052...So basically, typical blackpill incel shit but said more pretentiously, got it.
>>35046050>frequent crying>denying a thing ever happenedsounds feminine. this happens with women a lot. wouldn't be surprised a low T guy would do the same thing
>>35046041>be able to see him in the same way againYou have an oddly masculine view of sexual dynamics. Men talk like this abiut sex often, women not so specifically with regard to "being able to see him the same way".
>>35046042She just has an insane CNC/domination thing.
>>35046047>i mean am i really that wrong to assume the average man would be completely content with a sexual relationship that is almost 100% piv while oral (on her) is forbidden?Yes.
>>35046016Moid hands
>>35046050He's definitely either ashamed or gaslighting you. Keep an eye on him. It would've been sweet that he was comfortable crying around you but the pretending not to remember is really sus.
>>35046050>Is this typical male behavior and I'm overthinking itNo, it's really weird of him to lie about something like that.
>>35046057You can come up with a lot of descriptions for what essentially boils down to women being very picky, but pretending that the reaasons why men are single have nothing to do with that, at the same time.
Women would you attend the music bingo brunch?
Cold cold hearts
>>35046066I'm not elderly, so no.
>>35045445I'm in the process of clawing my way out of the cage.
>>35046050If he's an autist of some kind it would make sense. They have burn out or melt down episodes where they go into fits of crying then they go catatonic and ruminative even non verbal and then once they become alert again it's as though they had been rebooted like a computer and they act as though it never happened because in their minds they feel it didn't, because they were dissociated. The mind tends to bury emotional memories that were distressing like that. He will have a nagging suspicion that it happened, it's not like he has complete amnesia but a big reason he will try to sweep it under the rug and memory hole it is because he will naturally feel shame for crying in front of you, you are a girl and his girlfriend and men typically never want to appear weak in front of the woman they care about. He doesn't need to acknowledge them to you, what's important is he feels safe enough to cry and confide in you physically as it happens, that is more than most men would let themselves do
Do girls who dress this way only date rich guys >my type exactly
>>35046057>>35045913>I'll stop now>Continues talking to him
>>35046052That has nothing to do with preselection. And I know a ton of girls and their bfs and so far those guys have all been average and pasty with beer bellies, hell, I've never even had a gym guy in my circles despite a lot of my female friends working out.
>>35046053u can make her squirm by putting it in slowly and/or just the tip at first or plenty other ways. teasing her with it i mean, that is 10xs hotter, for me at least, than tongue action. like u said, the tongue is small, whatever is happening at the start is most likely all that will happen by the end of it. but with his penis, i know said teasing can lead to him ramming it all in at any second, which is so hot even just thinking abt it. >>35046059lots of women showed this similar side to them on how they couldn’t view men as masculine when the whole “would u date a bi man” debate went around social media an couple months back, it’s more common than u think. >>35046055the things u described do make it sound better yea, but I just can’t help but think abt how all this situations would be so much better if it was piv instead.i think it’s just a matter of different taste.
>>35046070I want you to make it. I am still doing nothing about it
>>35046075Moid hands
>>35046074Why don't you talk less about others and more about the men you've chosen or fucked casually? Or about the men that your friends have fucked casually? Those are better indicators, if we accept that dating isn't relationships.
Is Seeing baby and child pictures of your spouse supposed to give you baby fever?
Foids, your future husband is on his way to get mcdonalds RIGHT NOW and he ISN'T THINKING ABOUT YOU AT ALL
>>35046083yay i hope he orders a lot >>35046079what makes u say that
>>35046082yes
>>35046083Femanon's future husband has more expensive tastes
>>35046081I haven't fucked anyone casually and neither have my friends as far as I'm aware. And even with casual sex it's still men selecting women to approach and then women selecting whether or not they want him even if they are open to casual sex. That doesn't change the dynamics.
>>35046076Thanks anon. I know you can do it too.
Foids, I have only been in a mcdonalds three times in my life and I only ordered two times. Ive also never used amazin, ebay or temu and all those large corporations
This guys license plate is FAP P0V
>>35046075the bisexual male x straight women shit was a surprise to nobody except straight men or bi men whove never dated.any bi male thats actually been with women was probably surprised at how tame the responses were lmao
>>35046088Casual sex and dating in general are things revolving around women's preferences. And if you're saying that none of your friends have ever had casual sex, you're lying. Gather everyone's real body counts and suddenly we'd discover how many things are unaccounted for. Give me a break.
>>35046075Or I can have her at my mercy with nothing but my mouth.
>>35046095Yeah, speaking from experience, I don't feel very dominated by a puddle of jello.
>>35046082Did it give you baby fever?
>>35046091Fap mašina
>>35046071Yeah I dont really care about talking it out afterwards or anything, id never brought it up before, I just thought it was weird that I said something along the lines of "oh yeah we went here before, remember the day you were so upset and I took you to the park to cheer up after you finished crying" and he decided to claim this never happened and actually none of these episodes have. But it makes sense he's sort of compartmentalizing it
>>35046097Huh
>>35046095im not denying that, im just saying u can do that with ur penis as well, even more effectively imo. all while still maintaining ur dominant role towards her
>>35046094Nta the figure is 75% ~ 85% of single adult men have had at least one casual sex encounter. For single adult women it is 58% - 68%. And 80% of both of these groups a typically have them in college. Casual sex is almost exclusively a college phenomenon
>>35046069Nta but bingo is kinda lit
Femanon finna get sum bbc 2nite
>>35046094I know the roommates I've had were having 0 sex because they slept in the same house I slept at and brought no one over. When they went out at daytime it was to school which was also where I was, doing group projects and shit instead of fucking. It looks like you're projecting male desires and maybe homosexual male lifestyles onto women.
>>35046108Grandpa dont use that word you're embarrassing us
>>35046098I think so
>>35046075>I just can’t help but think abt how all this situations would be so much better if it was piv insteadI think a dead bedroom is inevitable if PIV is the only thing ever on the docket. Variety is the spice of (sex) life, no?
>>35046112why is this kid sitting next to my colostomy bag
>>35046104When one man can make her cum one way and the other can make her cum in 10 who's really on top
>>35046100>But it makes sense he's sort of compartmentalizing itHe most likely is and most men do though to which degree varies but our emotions can be selective, which means we treat emotions like a deck of cards and some times we want to hold them very close to our chest and not show them. Not even because we don't trust the other person it's nothing to do with that it's more of a pride thing where we can feel like if we express or acknowledge the feelings then it validates the fear behind them that whatever bad scenario in our head we worry about will come true if we allow ourselves to become ruled by our emotions so we have a tendency to fight them or suppress them within a good bit. Men do this in pursuit of competence, in his moid brain he wants to be competent and strong and stable because that's what men want to be for the woman they consider to be important
I wish I were a djinn or an undead liche
How come femboys (the good ones anyway) are better at being cute than actual women are? If femboys were physically smaller irl they would be mogging you lot, but unfortunately when you see them in person and they're like 6'ft the illusion is broken.
>>35046114Have him get you pregnant
>>35046123Faggot
>>35046123Because you're gay anon.
Would you rather meet a baker or a wolf in the woods?
>>35046123You appreciate feminine beauty
>>35046116variety can some in the form of different positions, different role play, different speeds, not switching who’s dom vs sub >>35046120fair point but i still wouldn’t be able to take him seriously anymore if i had to watch his go down on me, it’s just too girly
>>35046123It’s a necessity for them to minmax their stats unlike bio women.>they’re like 6ftRip to you, one of my buddies trooned out and she’s like 5’1” He was never gonna make it as a dude but fortunately for her she turned out as a genuinely cute tranny
>>35046122I wish I were a shapeshifting blob of slime
>>35046130Is the baker any good at making cakes and other sweets?
>>35046134Do you suck their dick?
>>35046139No but sometimes the intrusive thoughts enter my mind and I think about mashing their prostate
>>35046136Well thats odd to me, but I wont judge and I can understand
>>35045425Cute if female
Ive got hazel eyes.
>>35046144That's a dude
>>35046147Best color
I really wish my mom hadn't cheated on my dad brosisters.
>>35046147Are they diarrhea colored?
>>35046150Awesome
>>35046090weird
are there any heterochromia anons here?
>>35046124Hell no
>>35045959Good for himTake what you canHave what you can keep
photo of a squirrel i got to show u guys before it tried to attack me
>>35046130F. Wolf. For obvious reasons.
>>35046123Because they share your masculine standards for what is attractive, and because you're comparing a small niche that lives to make your pp hard to a large demographic that's 10% as invested in your pp
>>35046159I don't have a problem with gay people.
>>35046072Bump
>>35046161If he's your spouse, why not?
>>35045959MI respect both of their physical appearances they clearly worked hard and the age is whatever she is an adult. My only issue is the selfie style flaunting shit if they have to appeal to an audience for validation if what they have it gives off the impression they ain't secure in what they got so I hope they don't waste it
>>35046167Yeah, that makes sense.
>>35046172Illness
>>35046164LOOK AT ZIS BAYBEE SQUEE-WEWLJEE-JEESQUEE-WEEEEWL!
wow the messages for the last hour and a half have been nothing but shitgood work keep it up
>>35046178How do I become an actuary? Is it too late if im 26 and have no math experience?
>>35046123>Why do femboys with honey catch more flies that foids with vinegar?One is trying to appeal to you and the other isn't.
PTSD FEELS FAKE AND GAY
I just fell asleep standing up
If a girl always want to suck my dick but never to kiss me with tongues, does it mean my mouth stink?
>>35046175Use a surrogate
>>35046187yesatoga moids don’t know how to floss
>>35046187I just think tongue kissing's gross.
>>35046191if you don't want to tongue kiss your partner, you don't love them and you're just using them
>>35046190You know this from experience?
I need a nosejob. I hate this ugly irish snub nose.
Cried at work like a boss
>>35046194I flossed her teeth with my dick.She later then cheated on my with a guy who's got a bigger dick.
>>35046195Never get nose jobs as a man unless you want to look like an ugly woman.Because all the surgeons only ever do female noses since only females are bothered enough to do this shit.
Honestly realizing that real moids have dicks so much smaller than those in porn is extremely disappointing
>>35046198Im not a man.
>>35046200oh then go ahead, it's your life to lose
>>35046190ok I'll go to the dentist so the cute assistant leans over me and the dentist checks for plaque and puts her fingers in my mouth then
are 8 inch dick men even real
>>35046199Not only that but you also have to get them hard and your person might stress the moid so bad that he loses his erection
>>35046204Is it uncommon? I only had 1 girl say its big
>>35046205>your person might stress the moid so bad that he loses his erectionNever happened to me
>>35046190I floss at least once a day! Rude!
>>35046208that's because you only fuck experienced guys who are mansluts too.
>>35046208Give it some time.
>>35046207where do you live that it's common?
I got 666 wassup
>>35046204My cuddle buddy has a 8-incher but its intimidatingly girthy. My ex was 7-inches, too. I feel like big guys are far more common than you'd expect.>>35046191Tongue kissing is so nice though. I really miss it. :(>>35046199Never encountered a small dick but I wish I had. Big dicks are so scary.
>>35046209u get a gold star for ur good behavior
I'm so sick on this guy.
>>35046182>How do I become an actuary? Go to school for it, pass some exams, get good at spreadsheets, and probably get an internship.>Is it too late if im 26 and have no math experience?No, but you're way behind the curve in both age and abilities. Where you're at now, provided you have the aptitude, would probably take you about 10 - 15 years (on the low end) to reach fellowship. You saying you have no experience with math means you'll have to learn calculus, statistics, linear equations, and so forth, which most actuaries already have down by the time they graduate high school. From there, you'd need at least a bachelor's in actuarial science or a related field, while also taking a lot of economic and finance classes, which will take additional time to learn. I will say the one really good thing about the field is that it's a legit meritocracy. I know like ten people with a post-graduate degrees because being good at your job always trumps a piece of paper.>>35046195>I need a nosejobI'll pay you to sniff my sweaty underwear. Is that a nosejob?>>35046204>>35046207Less than 1 in 10000 men have a penis 8 inches or larger >>35046209Based and oral hygiene pilled
>>35046199I've always wondered why men want porn dicks to be so much larger than theirs. It's already weird that they can get addicted to watching someone else have sex, why do the actors' dicks also need to be so big? Do big penises really turn male viewers on? Why?
>>35046216And you get a gold star for giving me a gold star. This is how we create infinite wealth.>>35046217Well get off of him.>>35046221>Based and oral hygiene pilledMy teeth may not be the straightest, but I'll be damned if they're unhealthy!
>>35046221Why are you such a gross pervert? I dont want your musty ass underwear fucking freak.
>>35045655It was old people, you fuck.
>>35046222Moids are extremely homosexual
>>35046196Over what?
>>35046204No.
>>35046228+1 Straight men are much gayer than gay guys. I wish theyd just be honest with themselves and stop being so suffocatingly repressive.
>>35046213DRC
I gained an extra half inch from jacking off multiple times a day
>>35046204Yes but they make other men seethe so much that they're forced to be humble.
>>35046224>My teeth may not be the straightest, but I'll be damned if they're unhealthy!I've been through hell with my teeth, so I make sure to take really good care of them. Never had a cavity in my adult teeth, which is my flex. >>35046226>Why are you such a gross pervert?That's why you've got a pug nose, you ugly Irish troglodyte. Your family was inbred potato farmers and you're the Quasimodo they left on America's doorstep.
>>35046217it's just one guy, and he's a rapist
>>35046213idk if its common, but only 1 woman said that
>>35046234I gained an extra half inch from quitting nicotine
>>35046229Traumatic flashbacks and intrusive thoughts and the ensuing feelings of hopelessness, despair and smallness
God damn it my ex is transferring back to where I work right as I was making headway with the single mom that just lost all that weight and still has low self esteem.
>>35046239>Never had a cavity in my adult teeth, which is my flex.Damn, not even I can flex my teeth. Yours would beat mine in arm-wrestling for sure. Or whatever the teeth equivalent to that is.
>>35046239Wtf do you have against the irish?
>>35046243Gay lol
>>35046244If you play your cards right you could snag both of them
I have perfect teeth without trying losers.
>>35046248It really feels that way lol I hate having my brain inside my skull man
I should knock one of my teeth out and replace it with a silver one
You will never understand
>>35046253?
a lil bit of crooked teeth can be cute on a guy 2bh
Women if it were the year 2276 would you date a rocket ship mechanic.
>>35045839That’s like when I interviewed the woman once and she had a low cut top
moids,are you still hung up on the sex meme? it's okay to be a virgin for life yanno. adn you don't need access to a vagina to be happy in life.
>>35046199moid hands (i hope)
>>35046256We are so back
>>35046256My ex had these really sharp canines and I found them so, so, so cute! I wouldnt mind if my next partner had some imperfect teeth. Theyre charming.>>35046257Blue collar Martians are soooo hot.
>>35046262>my ex hadlol
>>35046258>I have just the job for you>Unzips pants
>>35046256Same for gals. And on the contrary "perfect," blinding teeth can be off-putting.
Why is it so hot in here
>>35046263Why rub it in. :( I tried. I really was the perfect girlfriend, just not enough for him. Hes happily single now and I think he wants to be single for a long, long time. He mentioned spending too much of his life trying to find happiness through others rather than himself and I understand. Its very noble, but unfortunately his self discovery cost me the love of my life.
>>35046259>its okay to fail the singular, fundamental, basic objective of existence cope lol
>>35046269too many rapists
>>35046267Nah. If their teeth are fucked up absolutely not cute. Yank them shits out and get veneers.
>>35046259I need to fuck a Revy cosplayer in my life
>>35046137Yes, but he's also out of money and goods
>>35046259Best girl
yall see the russian reporter panty shotneed a girl like that
Hi girlsShould I be a cowboy again or try to throw together an ultra low budget Samson costume?
Would you care if your spouse were a sinkpisser?
>>35046279Have not, but now I'm shamelessly going to go look it up
need birdanon gf
>>35046247>Wtf do you have against the irish?Their food, their culture, their accents, their history, their people, their whiskey, and their geography, mostly.>>35046259Based Revy poster coming in with the trvke
>>35046284I don't think my bussy could handle it
Girls are so cute. I want one.
>>35046259I'm getting tired of gooning I need a pussy tod estroy
>>35046286Hot women though>and their geography,It's a beautiful country, c'mon now
>>35046276I will have my parents provide for us
>>35046286brown lol
You will submit to Daddy
Femanons, have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
>>35046286I used to dislike the irish but then they were the only place I could order books from an independent book shop that does deliveries to my country, kennys bookshop, and an irish girl with green eyes wanted to be in an relationship with me, i refused, so ive been easier on them
wanted to spend like $80 on vidya mtx, but I stopped myself, I'll wait until next month, at least.
>>35046287I regret ever mentioning pegging here. Its really not that important to me. I'm really just a sweetheart. My perfect night would entail getting all cozied up in a thong and a comfy oversized t-shirt, eating yummy food, making out and cuddling all nestled away in a strong mans neck, hiding away from all the scary parts of a horror film. That sounds marvelous. Sex isnt too important to me, though it feels really good.>>35046295I dont really get the whole daddy thing. With my figure it just feels forced and awkward.>>35046284Im very doting. I want a man to preen and feed, though Im a terrible cook. I get too frazzled trying to manage everything at once and my dishes end up somewhere between inedible and godly. Its like russian roulette hahaha.
>>35046269Cuz I just walked in
>>35046297Have I been scared I would get pregnant? Yes. Was it rational? No
average girls, have you ever accidentially friendzoned a guy because you thought he was too good to be interested in you?
>>35046262>My ex had these really sharp caninesI have an extra pair of top canines. It looks pretty creepy honestly, but enhances every Halloween costume.
>>35046302You're the rapist people have been talking about?
>>35046305hot..
>>35046301That's cute, but I'm honestly just memeing
>>35046279WomenHow would you feel if someone got a panty shot of you and it was reposted on the internet millions of times
>>35046303Just scared you might get pregnant, or scared you actually were?
I am super scared my gf is going to stop loving me. I don’t understand why she loves me in the first place.
>>35046310embarassed but i think i could be fine w it as long as my face wasnt in the photo and no one knew it was mei might even be flattered if i saw ppl saying nice things abt said pic
>>35046306Not rape they want it
>>35046310This is why I rarely wear skirts.
>>35046301Every poster needs something to rib on
>>35046291I was just being facetious.>Hot women thoughSome of them. Some are built for winter. That said, women with Northern Irish accents are probably my third favorite. >It's a beautiful country, c'mon nowYeah, but they will agree that them being so geographically close to the UK was the leading factor in most of their issues. British gonna British. >>35046298On some real shit, the only thing I don't like about Ireland is how they view Americans as fat and ignorant when a lot of them are also fat and ignorant. British people do it too and it feels more like friendly fire than anything.>>35046306>You're the rapist people have been talking about?John Rape
How do white 6'+ men justify being incel? Isn't that male easy mode?
>>35046318I hope you get beat up by a pasty drunk ginger in flat cap and an undershirt speaking incomprehensible nonsense
>>35046319Being ugly or extremely autistic
>>35046305Cute...
>>35046312Yea that’s icky, you’re doomed
>>35046322It's usually the horrendously bad personality, like malicious, not autism, straight up to the gulag for correction type personality.
>>35046324lol
I keep having dreams of people I used to know.Feel abandonned.
The dog is dogging
>>35046328iktf
Got the whole club looking at me
I have real fears for future generations with all the fake content I see online that isn't obviously presented as fake. People don't have a grounding in reality anymore unless they grew up pre-2020, and people in passing are scrolling just random little videos that serve no purpose other than engagement via misinformation that aren't important/high-stakes enough for people to bother thinking critically about unless you already know the reality. But people's worldviews are built out of all these little bricks and now people are starting to get a bunch of bricks that are styrofoam and they don't realize it.
moid, its nap time, cmon
>>35046321More likely he'd put a bomb in my car.
State genderWhat's the most insane thing a therapist has ever told you?MI had a therapist repeatedly ask me if I was closeted gay/trans despite me being there to talk about work stress and gender/sexuality having absolutely nothing to do with it.
Replied to her after a week.
>>35046333No, it's plap time
>>35046331Are you gonna get low?
>>35046339low low low low low low low
>>35046338but im sleepy..
>>35046336Lmfao
>>35046337What'd she do to you?
>>35046337I have one on the back burner that I haven’t replied to in a month because I know she would respond immediately
>>35046336you are, anon
>>35046336>What's the most insane thing a therapist has ever told you?My first therapist, who was a man, basically told me to get over it. In regards to years of childhood abuse. I never went back after that.
>>35046332I worry about it too anon. Society is going to look unrecognizable to us in thirty years.
>>35046306This is the 2nd time I've been asked if I'm "that rapist". Do I give off rapist vibes
>>35046349And the worst part is we wont have atoga or 4chan
>>35046353The horror...
So do I get a red headband off amazon and make a ghetto prop jawbone or stick with my hat, boots, and gaudy belt buckle?
>>35046359those cats remind me of atoga moids
>>35046332Read some Jean Baudrillard, buddy. It's only going to get worse, this is Hideo Kojima, MGS 2: Sons of Liberty territory!
Moids, I've got a dating advice for youOn a date, tell the girl that you need to take a shit. If she responds "then go to the bathroom," you reply to her that she won't be ordering you around and take a shit on the floor right next to her. She'll be in shock and ask "why," you reply to her that "a real alpha man doesn't listen to anyone." She'll be so thrilled that she'll immediately suck your penis.
>>35046349I know people in the past have suggested that china's psyop is to feed americans content like brainrot and OF girls, while they feed their youth things about work ethic and education. I think this new bout is actually so damaging that it really might be a psyop. It's a lot more subtle, and it' shard to explain why, idk, seeing how some widget in a factory is made in an AI generated way that looks plausible but has no bearing on reality. But especially in this time when a lot of people are going to have to be set up for real physical jobs because AI will take all the non-labor work faster than it will take the labor work, it's like somebody is specifically trying to set the generation up to fail specifically in key future paths like construction, manufacturing, and farming.
>>35046363I'm getting tired of some women ITT baiting men to entertain their disgusting fetishes.
>>35046367That's also the rapist guy
Could never date a man named Josh. It’s just not my style
>>35046361AI robots controlling the information ecosystem on their own would be vastly preferable to the people controlling it now if I'm being honest.
>>35046363Wow you're being serious? Wow…
Could never date a woman named Kate. It's just not my style.
Man I slept like four hours today. I hope I didn't accidentally give her the wrong number.
Did you hear? Katherine and Joshua went on a date.
>>35046372what if her name was kat?
>>35046370I find myself coming back to select passages and chapters of Zuboff's The Age of Surveillance Capitalism more and more after having first read it years ago.
Why can you losers just keep it in the discord.
>>35046370NTAI agree, but my one issue is that AI bots will be programmed by humans who have their own biases.
>>35046370I'm sorry you've managed to reach that conclusion and sincerely hope you change your mind, or I likely won't be considering you a fellow human past a certain point.
>>35046365This really not all that different from Cold War 1, with the flood of covert Soviet agitprop and the heated debates over the ethics of cybernetics and earlier digital computers.
>>35046379Where else would we put it but in our discord? We cant have an argument without it
>>35046379no one wants to talk to me :{
>>35046376>Kate>Kat>Katie>Kathy>Katherine>Kaitlyn>All of the above but starting with C instead of KAll icks.
>>35046297no but a doctor sure as fuck tried to spin a random bellyache into one.>are you pregnant maybe?>no>are you on birth control?>no>then how do you know you're not pregnant???>... i'm not sexually active.ffs the one time i had my mom with me too because i couldn't drive while dizzy and the doc tries to spin this into some "stupid college whore gets knocked up by random punk" cliché.
>>35046372>Could never date a woman named Kate.I would do unspeakable things to Kate Lavrentios.
>>35046381ntamost of the best things to happen in human history were forced down the throats of the masses with a similar mindset to that. Not really that crazy for anon to condone such a mindset.
How exactly do I make a move on a girl I like? Like what do I actually do?>just ask her outNo no no, we're way past that. How do I actually make a move in the moment in person >just wait for her to give signalsWhich will never happen because I don't know how to give signals myself
>no reply in 2 monthsShe's just busy right haha she'll text me back she just forgot
>>35046215>I feel like big guys are far more common than you'd expect.And I feel that women are shit at measuring. Even most guys in porn don't have taht size, its all angles and lighting.
>>35046130The wolf having a visible dick will never not be crazy to me.I'd rather meet the baker than the baker's wife lol.
>>35046307>>35046323Is it? I try not to smile because of it, frankly.
>>35046392I’d say it would be very crazy and extremely short sighted to allow ourselves to be governed by machines. I genuinely believe we would stop being humans.
>>35046390You’d do all but date her
>>35046333Nuh-uh, it's writing time.
>>35046381It's not that I like AI, it's that currently the people who actually make decisions that matter are just infinitely worse.
>>35046369They're kinda douchey in my experience
“Let’s go grab a bite after class.” I said to my /atoga/ friend group at uni
>>35046393Start small and escalate. Start the date with a hug. At some point go for her hand. After that put your arm around her when you're sitting next to her or gently pull her closer at some point or embrace her from behind. Kissing is the hardest one to gauge IMO but girls have tells when you're face to face and close that now's the moment.You don't have to do all of this on the same date and honestly it's probably better that you don't. Everyone moves at their own pace. Rule of thumb though is you want to have hugged her by the start of the second date at the latest, and I'm pretty sure women get offended if you still haven't kissed them by the end of the 3rd/4th date.
>>35046400Yeah, she seem pretty annoying. Definitely not wife material.
>>35046401more monsterfanfic?
>>35046406I just gave my awkward fellow freshman some dating advice.
Tochter aus Elysium..
>>35046259I've heard about a volunteer program at my local hospital, where you keep elderly folks company while they die because they have no family. Apparently it's a very common thing. I also had several old people break down in tears in front of me when I used to go visit my grandpa, because they had no family to visit them. I don't know the secret to life or anything, but I think strong relationships are important. I don't want to be one of those people.
>>35046336Have only been to two sessions, but for some reason my therapist started asking about the games (and characters) I play. You got any idea how difficult it is to describe playing "a psychotic assassin with poison-claw-chain-whips" to a non-gamer?>>35046348Yeesh. You just know the dude had a kid he abused and was projecting that broken relationship onto you.>>35046412Fanfic?! My novels are original characters and stories, thank you very much.
>GenderWhat are the hottest names?
>>35046421country boy nameshunter, wade, luke, austin, clyde, james,
>>35046421MAlways liked Claire and Leah but never dated any.
>>35046421FTyroneJamalSaquon
>>35046421I want a chad named tyler to pull my hair and spit in my mouth.
Patrick Stewart died. :(
>>35046421FRanjeet, Dikshit, Rajesh
>>35046421FI've never really thought about it I only know which names I have personally tested that are not hot
>>35046418>but I think strong relationships are importantthat we can agree on, moid.but i'd say maybe 0.0000001% of people who pursue relationships consciously have that in mind.
>>35046421MFrench names like Amelie, Margot, etc. French is so fucking hot
>>35046434Noooooooo!I now have to rewatch all of TNG and it's going to take forever.
>>35046439There are like 2 streamers I occasionally drop in on who are french and I don't understand a word they say but them talking in french is just so hot.
how are femanons meant to survive this winter without a nice warm moid by their side so they dont freeze and die?
>>35046433male hands
>tfw not named Josh
>>35046421MProbably unpopular but I love the name Esther. I just imagine a nerdy Jewish girl which to me is hot
What about Cate, Catherine, Cathy
I'm going to have a sexual intercourse with my moid today
>>35046443Women are the dominant sex now and can just buy a fur coat with their 6 figure income on their own
>>35046443I am meant to freeze and die. Unfortunately I will not due to the somewhat modern invention of steam radiators. Maybe I should wander off into the woods to die of exposure.
>>35046434I'm gonna crash tf outI'm gonna see him in Doomsday and start bawling
I want sexual intercourse with a moid who keeps me warm during the winter (not fat and ugly)
>>35046421Claire, Holly, Autumn, Scarlet, Jade.
>>35046452well dont do that>>35046451stop it, i dont have a single dominant bone in my body
>>35046447Replace C with K and it's much better.
Should a guy who makes this much and works this hard really still have to change diapers?
>>35046454Hey
>>35046458If his wife has a job, yes.
>>35046458Is she working? Can he afford a nanny to give her a break? No? Yes? Okay he doesn’t change the fucking diaper.
>>35046456>don't do that But I would only be doing what nature intended. I don't contribute anything to the species I'm a drain on resources.
>>35046458Yes.
>>35046434If I wasn't trying my best to be sober, I'd start drinking now.
>>35046456Your dominance is not in your bones but in your brain
I keep my radiators at 24C is that too hot for you femanon? Ive got two in my living room
>>35046434Based Shat outlives another
Woen, do you see a man who does not have a lot of sexual experience as below you? Does it make you feel superior to him?
>>35046466my brain has none of that eithergirls r supposed to be dominated.. not be the dominators >>35046463still dont do thatcome nap with me instead
>>35046464>>35046467Why? He buys all the stuff for the baby in the first place.
>>35046460you are fat and ugly though
Is to gay to kiss your daughter on the cheek? Will it give me wife the ick?
>>35046475Because refusing to care for your own children is deadbeat loser behavior.It’s also childish and makes him sound like a huge pussy. Ewwww poop, how gross.
Going back to uni next year ill be 25 but i was asked for an ID the other day at a shop when I was buying my father cigarettes so ill be fine
>>35046426Cletus?
>>35046476I'm fit and handsome actually
>>35046481too hillbilly for me
>>35046482proof
FUCK NO NOT CAPTAIN PICARDI wish P.Stew had been put in a robot body and kept around forever just like Jean-Luc, FUCK
>>35046478>Because refusing to care for your own children is deadbeat loser behavior.He literally provides millions of dollars to the child, somehow I don't think the phrase "deadbeat loser" applies here.
>>35046484Come over and I'll show you
>>35046447>What about Cate, Catherine, Cathy Sounds like the name of a young woman who has an adulterous sexual affair with her possibly half-gypsy stepbrother that got serially beat up and raped by their drunk, religious fanatic caretaker when they were growing up
Oh no who will voice bullock from american dad now? Wonder how my future American Dad gf is feeling rn
>>35046487scary
>>35046486A man can make all the money he wants, but refusing to actually care with his children for his own two hands makes him a loser.
>>35046486NTAThere's a reason why the "Workaholic dad who spends too much time at work and rarely spends time with his family" trope is so prevalent in kids movies. There's more to loving your children then buying shit.
I can’t have sex for four weeks
>>35046493Oh no, poor you.Its NNN in a day anyway.
>>35046491>>35046492But if he has to change diapers how will he have time to cheat on his baby mother?
>>35046493What happened?
>>35046477Yeah? You gotta kiss her on the lips.
>>35046492It's a baby. Do you remember how much time your dad spent with you when you were 9 months year old and what you did?
>>35046259I really have to disagree with this.
>>35046498Rip men's cocks off
>>35046485It's one of the world's greatest injustices that Shatner outlived him.
>>35046498Oh my fucking god you can't be serious. Lack of attention given as an infant can severely impact a child's development and give them anxiety.https://www.familyeducation.com/kids/development/how-does-lack-attention-affect-child-development
>>35046421MFor women?Veronica
>>35046503Blame that on the women who don't breastfeed and act like corn syrup in a bottle is a viable alternative. Why doesn't society ever give them shit for that?
>>35046470Yeah, I like to keep them at 20C in the winter and 18C in the bedrooms. >>35046458Yeah, parents should take care of their children.
>>35046502I've been a Trek fan since I was a child and the first one to drop was DeForest Kelley.Understandable since he was like pushing 50 when he was on the OG Star Trek. But part of me was hoping no one who had a leading role on Star Trek would die, or some science fiction technological miracle would revive them like keeps happening to their fictional characters. Not sure how I'll take it when Scott Bakula or Avery Brooks eventually go....
I need to date a girl who's the same ethnicity as me and who shares a culture with me
>>35046508>68F in wintercrazy people, absolutely crazy
Thoughts on David?
>>35046503How does being raised by a nanny impact children?
>>35046507>It's okay for deadbeat dads to be deadbeats 'cause formula feeding is a thingI'm so glad you don't have any children
>>35046490They do call me "that rapist"
>>35046512child's name
>>35045959He looks like a video game character >>35045970I didn't desu>>35045971I would think that's hella weird>>350459760, I'm a cat unc, dealing with students is enough >>35045977Idk but I react the same way to caffeine and other stims and have ADHD
>>35046492My dad was a workaholic too. I never bitched about it like a whiny faggot. Thanks to him I got to go to private school, participate in sports, go on vacations, have food in the fridge.
>>35046512The Michelangelo statue? I want to say he's hot but I'm sure David as portrayed in the statute was supposed to be like sixteen so idk, might be gross to say that....
>>35046443i'm an ice queen who loves the cold.besides, i'm high maintenance and that makes the christmas holiday season notoriously expensive for a moid.>>35046458don't get too cocky. it's 2026. pic related is what awaits most moids.
>>35046493Lucky you
>>35046513It turns them into spoiled little shits
today is Amber Glenn's birthdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17syuX0B48
>>35046516It's a good respectable Jewish name, probably something I'd name my son. I have a preference for Solomon as a baby name though but that might be a little TOO Jewish.
>>35045990Clash Royale ahh haircut>>35046009It doesn't make me "hop up" it just helps me lock in (at least it did when I drank it)>>35046026>hotties buying their own sega saturns in 1995Tfw you will never NiGHTS into Dreams... and chill with a 90s baddie
>>35046519I got to do those things too even though my dad wasn’t a workaholic.
>>35046513Their dad not being in their lives is going to cause issues regardless if a nanny took care of them or not. What the fuck is with men saying they want kids and then being annoyed at the idea of having to care for said kids?
>>35046514So despite posting that article you think "formula feeding" is a viable alternative to breastfeeding as nature intended? Is breastfeeding not the greatest form of bonding between mother and baby?
>>35046525its not a name suitable fora grown adult, child only
>>35046511It's pretty cozy! What temperature do you keep?
It's so funny watching cooking channels on YouTube and they just dump a bunch of shit from cans and packages into a dish and bake it, I almost can't believe that it's not satire
>>35046513Usually fucks up their relationships with their parents, and that can cause all sorts of problems with their own self-image and models of what healthy relationships are supposed to be like.
>>35046066>music bingo brunchNAG but I did this during the summer, and I was one tile away from winning but some old hag beat me to it>>35046108Once I won an entire wheelbarrow of alcohol from a bingo night>>35046123>femboys (the good ones anyway) are better at being cute than actual women areNigga I got something to tell you... >>35046130Wolf if it's the reporter from Hoodwinked
I made a new black woman friend and I think I’m into nerdy black women now. I’ve previously only dated white women and asian.
>>35046531around 74 degrees so like 23 C
>>35046529Did I say I was pro-formula feeding? I'm calling you out for randomly changing the subject.
My place is 24c in the winter and 26c in the summer
>>35046527My point is I was born on third base because of my dad's hard work, not because of my mother's emotional bonding or whatever. I'm even inheriting a house when nobody my age can afford one.
>>35046536>Once I won an entire wheelbarrow of alcohol from a bingo nightNigga I am salivating
>>35045959MThis is disgusting, she's 23, just a kid!
>>35046525I think the only names more Jewish than the two you’ve chosen might be Moses or Abraham
>>35046536You don't need to tell me high quality femboys are cute (if you ignore their actual size and only look at pictures). It's okay, I know.
>>35046259>it's okay to be a virgin for life yannoI'm on my monkmode shit rn, approaching wizardry>>35046269Bc I was baking
The stuff women tolerate if they like you is insane. We dont deserve you ladies
>>35045959Disgusting that she'd stoop so low to date an old man.
>>35046541You should go tell your mom that and let us know what she thinks. You sound like a real fuckup.
>>35046458Shitty father to be completely honest. I dont care how much he makes, its a part of fatherhood and he needs to play an active role in his child's life instead of being some deadbeat paypig.
>>35046541You act like a little shit and you don't even have a wife and kids despite all that THO
>>35046544>picBet she was dating older guys before hitting the wall.
>>35046304Yeah. It was very embarrassing. >>35046538Oh no, that's too hot for me. I keep it around that temperature in the summer, and in winter I like dressing cozy.
>>35045959MI have a fetish for younger women with ugly older guys, and him being muscular doesn't make him attractiveThis is basically softcore porn to me
>>35046524ew. when are russian athletes going to be allowed to participate in major sports tournaments again? i'm so fucking tired of having to pretend that 2nd rate american figure skaters can hold a candle to russian goddesses.
>>35046548same applies to men <3
Women I just want to say that i find your very thin hands and and arms very dainty and cute
>>35046553>hitting theMy nigga she is smokin
>>35046557>child abuse victims are actually better than real sportswomen
>>35046541What the fuck is wrong with zoomers?
>>35046333Nah but it's approaching bedtime>>35046369What about Joshua>>35046427I knew a MILF called ClaireI knew a Leah but she was a bitch>>35046506Based, I had a crush on a baddie called Veronica>>35046455I had a colleague called Jade who was super cool
>>35046548Men are literally the same though.
>>35046561smokin weed probably, judging by those eyes.
>>35046564That guy is probably 30+, zoomers don't own houses
>>35046563>hard work is abusethis is why china will collect more gold medals than the US in the next olympics. which will be a double embarassment since they'll be held in the US, so burgers are going to get humiliated on their home turf.
>>35046561>she is smokinsimps and their consequences have been a disaster for men.
>>35046421I don't know about hottest, but my actual crush has the name I associate with the cutest persons. I've had countless (2) crushes and know 2 others that are the nicest person on earth
>>35046570There’s no way that guy is over thirty with the way he’s talking about home ownership as if you have to win the lottery to achieve it. He’s some dipshit twenty-something.
>>35046550>>35046552Even if I am a mentally ill fuckup, I get to be one in a paid off house with a half paid for car, and not rotting on the side of the road with a drug addiction. Why am I supposed to hate my father because he didn't change diapers? There is a difference between not being physically present and being a deadbeat absent father, a massive difference.
>>35046480Based The perks of looking young>>35046546No I was going to tell you you're hella gay
>>35046572Please keep your pedophilia to yourself anon.
>>35046576>Why am I supposed to hate my father because he didn't change diapers?Nobody said you had to.>There is a difference between not being physically present and being a deadbeat absent father, a massive difference.There is much less of a difference than you may realize.
>>35046578you literally groom underage girls on discord, don't bring up pedophilia
>>35046572She looks pretty damn good
>>35046574>with the way he’s talking about home ownership as if you have to win the lottery to achieve itNo, this is something you realize is true in your 30s. The only way an American can achieve a decent life is to move to Europe or go teach English at a university in China or the Middle East.
>>35046319I'm not over 6' but I'm a good looking white maleUnironically my personality is just ass so I'm on that truecel shii>>35046570>zoomers don't own housesI know some wealthy ones who do>>35046556>I have a fetish for younger women with ugly older guysI have the opposite fetish
>>35046574Being the owner of a fully paid off house in a decent area in your 20s is vastly different from getting a mortgage at 35 or whatever. You don't truly "own" your house until that mortgage is gone.
>>35046500How about we stitch women's vaginas shut with only a little room left to pee until they are ready to consummate a marriage as virgins?
>>35046576NTA but you can be successful and work long hours outside the house and be a present father when you are home.My father in law was a very busy with his job, and he changed diapers when my husband was little. He was the one waking up at night to take care of my husband and his siblings. He cooked him breakfast and dropped him off to school every day. As he grew up he was the one who went with him on sport trips. They went together to sport events 2-3 times a week until my husband went to college. He always made being there for his kids his priority, and it was the most important thing for him. He is still my husband's best friend. Obviously he is very grateful about the life he was able to afford him thanks to his job, but he speaks wonderfully of how he is as a father and how kind, loving, caring and present he was.
>>35046584Who is that? Is that moot?
>>35046585>You don't truly "own" your house until that mortgage is goneYou never truly own it because the government can take it away from you at any moment
>>35046591That’s actually me. I’m posting from heaven
>>35046591No that's snax
>>35046577>No I was going to tell you you're hella gayOh. Nah, I don't think so.
Is changing the diapers the only thing I have to do to be a present father?
>>35046591>Who is thatA supreme gentleman
>>35046596Nope.
>>35046589HAHAHA Men are so retarded they think women pee through vaginas
I am the anon who occasionally posts about how horrible situation in the break room at work. I haven't posted lately because I'm now hiding in the supply closet during my breaks. However, a new issue has arisen. My morbidly obese neighbor in my townhouse likes to sit in front of his door, which is therefore just outside my door, and draw in his notebook, and listen to the radio while he does it. This really irritates me. I hear his stupid music while I'm trying to watch TV. I can't escape it. Everyone in the world exists to bother me.
>>35046596According to reddit and /atoga/ femanons you must not only be the provider but also go 50/50 on everything at home, and if you think that's unfair then you get divorce raped.
>>35046596No, it's just part of taking care of an infant.
>>35046512>Thoughts on David?Some of the worst protein bars by one of the shittiest people.>>35046521>that picAbsolutely untrue, plus she's fat.
>>35046319Mostly balding gets em I think. Or being fat.
>>35046601Do you really think it's an extravagant expectation for you to take care of your own children while you're at home? Why would you even have children if you have no interest in caring for them?
>>35046319>How do white 6'+ men justify being incel? Isn't that male easy mode?I've never spoken to a woman in my entire life outside of school/work/familyI just don't know how to.
>>35046599I don't know if you know this but in everyday conversation people typically refer to a woman's entire genitals as a vagina. We aren't in a medical office.
>>35046600>hiding in the supply closet during my breaksNigga is there nowhere you can go walking outside during your breaksThat is annoying tho, I'd tell the neighbour to keep it down, and get earplugs and noise cancelling headphones>>35046609I have but I have no idea how to flirt lol. I can be platonic friends with women but any dating attempts crashed and burned
>>35046259Just like you whores lined up to jump down the window because during the scamdemic you had to stay 2 weeks without chad? Like you pump yourselves full of antidepressants to kill your libido chemically to spite men and subvert society yet you still chug down plan b because you get constantly creampied by dudes you don't even know the name?Women do not deserve sex, ugly women do not deserve air.Women owe men reparations.90% of women are unrapeable without 3mm of makeup.
>>35046610Did you grow up in a favela? How uneducated are the people around you that they don't know what a urethra is?
>>35046610That doesn't matter since you acted like you understood the anatomy. Sewing the vagina shut doesn't impede on a woman's ability to pee.
>>35046616Nobody walks around and says "my urethra". I know you're desperate for a win, but quit being pedantic.
>>35046544Hilarious, last time a vagina called me a schizo because she said noone says this (but still supports it in secret).Women should get executed the day of their 30th birthday.
>>35046619And how would stitching the vagina make it difficult for a woman to pee?
>>35046622NTAHey sport! Did you do your homework yet?
>>35046618What part of "in everyday conversation people typically refer to a woman's entire genitals as a vagina." didn't you understand?
>>35046544I will correct you. You are wrong. Adults can do whatever they want.
>>35046626Retard-kun, I know you've never seen a vagina before but the part of the "vagina" that pee comes out of is too small to stitch in the way you describe. Please stop embarrassing yourself.
When I refer to a vagina I usually mean you
>>35046623Acktually, you didn't punch me in the stomach, you punched my abdominal wall.
>>35046622SHE WAS 38 YEARS OLD, 11 MONTHS, 29 DAYS, 23 HOURS, 59 SECONDS, 999 MILLISECONDS OLD YOU SMALL DICKED MENTALLY ILL PEDOPHILE.>ew I'm 17 and he's 17 too? he's not a real man yet (probably he never will)
>>35045959F. Do they do porn? He's pretty ugly, and it seems like a trashy video to make.
>>35046631>couldn't answer the questionThank God you'll never reproduce
>>35046625How many blue eyed babies did you gave birth to?Have you washed the dishes?The floor? Is it clean?I don't ask you if you cooked because you women are retarded at cooking.
>>35046636Be sure to do your homework champ, you need good grades to succeed in life.
>>35046633>it seems like a trashy video to make.show me a social media video that isn't trashy
Woah… dejavu
>>35046639Go wash the goddamn dishes you worthless retarded parasite.
what happened to kitten poster? she sounded like she was cutting herself last night
>>35046642I have been in this place before
>>35046635Acktually, you didn't break your arm, you broke your forearm. The arm is the part from the shoulder joint to the elbow joint.
>>35046641Show me a woman that isn't trashy.
>>35046599Do women poo out there vajinas?
>>35046474>come napI slept until 4 pm I don't need or want a nap I want to be fertilizer
>>35046643You can't skip homework champ.
>>35046647You're such a clown lol
>>35046651The sink is still full of unwashed dishes you lazy loser.
>>35046532It's for the poor people with no time Better than mcdonalds
>>35046655No you can't have chicken tendies for dinner again, you know what the doctor said about your BMI.
>>35046641I think this one is pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sHLHLgW9q8A
>>35046652I know you are, but what am I?
>>35046520So what, 16 year olds can’t be hot?
>>35046659No no, go ahead and tell the next women you see that you think she pees out of her vagina. She definitely won't think you're retarded
>>35046657I weight less than you you fat whore.THE SINK, HURRY THE FUCK UP THE DISHES AREN'T GONNA WASH THEMSELVES YOU LAZY PARASITE.
I need to be kabedoned by man so bad
>>35046600I would say something to the neighbor as politely as possible. Headphones exists.
I've only recently become able to accept praise, but only when I can guarantee its not insincere or patronizing. Which makes it effectively only my employer, as they pay me. I don't trust anyone else complimenting me.
>>35046644Man, shut the fuck up
>>35046667Looks like someone's having his boy period.
>>35046647I broke my forearm but the doctor said I broke my wrist
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Men don't even want to be fathers, they just want the status of living proof that they fucked by having kids. Same reason why they only show off their hot girlfriends and never tell their friends that they have one if she's ugly
>>35046669What is that
>>35046660Did you literally kick them in the gluteus maximus, anon? The meaning of words matter here.
>>35046676Are you really saying that I'm a troon faggot? You're dumber than expected, even for a woman.LAZY LOSER HURRY THE FUCK UP.
>>35046682Melty
>>35046682If I get another call from school because you didn't do your homework, I will take away your computer for a week.
>>35046683I'm not the menstruating bitch, what's the problem? You can't wash the dishes because you got PMS? Gonna strangle your children because instagram told you you're sad?Lazy piece of shit.
>>35046671Ill take all kind of praise. Even when its insincere. And it never is
>>35046675No, the only shooter that's gotten my attention is Space Marine 2
>>35046680
Why are men itt surprised that femanons don't want them? you guys are bottom of the barrel trash. Femanons are at least working and/or in school.
>>35046685Your faggot father should get the slaps in the face he didn't have the balls to give you because he's a pussy.
I say heyo as a greeting a lot
>>35046666Nah, I think that's just you actually. Most people don't have pedantic temper tantrums.
>>35046644I hope she's doing okay, even though she was very mean to me for no reason.
>>35046693Okay mister, no Fortnite for two weeks!
>>35046692Plenty of anons work that's not why we don't want them
>>35046679I'm the opposite desu, I lowkey like the idea of being a dead but the whole relationship and social game thing is too much of a headacheI'm happy just looking out for my students, maybe one day I'll get some chemical X>>35046694You'd do well up norf>>35046692I am working and in school but also not surprise
>>35046692What makes you think that we want them? What makes you think we want YOU? You entitled spoiled piece of shit brat.You are so pampered by the system to the point of being delusional.
>>35046686You're very emotional for a man
I shower twice a day, wash my ass, exercise 4 times a week, self-improve, have hobbies and a stable job.According to women online, I should be drowning in pussy.
>>35046692They don’t want me because I’m extremely strange and live nowhere near them.
>oooops, I've jusy ruined your marriage and fucked your husband, sorry!
>>35046698I would puke if I ever played fortnite, but since your immature brain biologically blocked at 14 makes you project everything, I'm not that ugly piece of shit you shat out of your pussy that you call "son".
It's very validating when women call me genetic trash
>>35046709yes, she sucks, but ethan sucks the most by far here.
>>35046706Are you at least decently cute, pleasant to talk to and do you talk to women?
Fortnite is fun. I can make Vegeta shoot people with guns and then hit the dab
>>35046705If I were emotional you would have had your nose and jaw broken into pieces and your elbows snapped.
>>35046710Son, I know you think watching gore clips makes you a tough badass, but you gotta calm down.
>>35046714Yeah but he's always seemed sleezy and she had that quirk chungus aura
>>35046716>least pussified zoomer
>>35046709She looks so much like Ethan, it's uncanny.Also, I spent way too much time over the last 3 days looking into this.
>>35046696Nice deflection for someone who doesn't even know how a vagina works
>>35046512>DavidYou mean the State of Florida's driver's license database?
>>35046691I should do this to her
Are you excited for Jake Pauls return to the ring?
>>35046692Femanons are disagreeable for the sake of being disagreeable. That's why they're still unmarried and can't get men to commit. No man who values his sanity want to deal with that.
>>35046719Thankfully I'm not your son, plus I would be ugly if I were.Why don't you post a pic of your face so we all know if your opinion is worth listening to?
>>35046715How should I know?Probably, if work is anything to go by.Yes. Could up the numbers but doing so does undermine the premise women present.
>>35046666You and JH would make a good couple
>>35046721I’m a millennial and don’t even have the game installed right now, but the battle royale mode is fun.
>>35046720So what? quirk chungus is just annoying. Adulterers deserve the rope unironically. The chungus didn't make a legal and religious vow to Hila.
>>35046723You're that desperate for a win, eh?
>>35046730Women literally had to implement a planet wide pussy embargo to force men out of thirst to pay attention to them and stick around, literally burning food so they can sell you hay for 10K per pound because the alternative is starving.
>>35046734I don’t know why anyone would buy it aside from FOMO.
>>35046730>Femanons are disagreeable for the sake of being disagreeableMaybe I'm not so different to the femanons after all
>>35046731You can't post revenge porn of your girlfriend son, especially when you're both underage.
>>35045381M or FDo you like how her dress looks?
Ouwieee my head
>>35046723A vagina doesn't work, it makes others work for her and then plays the victim.
>>35046692I'm not surprised that women don't want me (I'm mentally ill with few real interests) but I'm in grad school and since they pay me it's a jobPlease slander me correctly
>>35046738Nah. Winning is effortless seeing as you'll never have sex in your lifetime.
>>35046746M it looks good for these sort of events but outside of that its a no. Maybe remove the shrooms and and hills and the trees
>>35046743You're my girlfriend now? You're just in full delirium now. PMS played a number on you.
>>35046747
>>35046485I see you, friend.
>>35046730>disagreeable for the sake of being disagreeableOnly here I'm disagreeable because of anxiety in the real world
>>35046746MNo I like the underlying artistic ideas but the material looks too solid and crunchy
>>35046721>Having fun makes you a pussy
>>35046746>Do you like how her dress looks?M. No, it's way too busy.
>>35046758>zoomer>pretends to not understandHang all teachers.
It's funny how desperate men are for pussy that they project it onto women who just want to be left the fuck alone
>>35046746I like it for the occasion, it's supposed to be an hunger games event I imagine? I do not think the neckline is doing much for her, tho. Gorgeous girl, tho.>>35046760Moderate. I have a nice family, friends, had a pretty nice job, am educated, own a home. I still am introverted and not very outgoing.
>>35046760I’m not a loser.
>>35046754>copypastes pochaontas>makes everyone a blueigger>heh, the goyim will never notice
>>35046746FI don't like the color of the bottom it doesn't feel cohesive, but the beading is really cool. I like how colorful it is and the 3d elements.
>>35046746MDefinitely interesting. It's a statement piece
>>35046750>you'll never have sex in your lifetime.That's a good one, I'll have to write that down.
Moids, what should I do for you to consider me a BADDIE?
>>35046765>>35046739Vaginas and simps are physically incapable of not lying.Also they still piggyback of when a nice guy who genuinely loved her 15+ years ago got backstabbed by that bitch who wanted to hurt him for the sake of hurting him.
>>35046764Reddit and your boomer parents really did a number on all you millennials
>>35046773Wear a sundress
God I fucking hate Not Me
>>35046771>ugly woman thinks men want to have sex with herIf it only weren't for the feminist brainwashing we had to endure the past 100 years...
>>35046773Bounce on it
>>35046768It's worse than Pocahontas. At least she felt like the main character but in Avatar it's the sympathetic colonizer who's the star. The cartoon version is a problematic love story I guess but the blue people one is wish fulfilment for men with no power in this world lol.
>>35046733I mean, all of those things are important. Obviously there's no short list of qualities that will guarantee that every woman will like you. I am sorry if you were told so.
>>35046771>sex is the only.unit for valueMen themselves admit to it. You do too, it's how this conversation started after all.
>>35046775Millennials really are starting to become their parents
>>35046746M, yeah it's awesome and she's hot>>35046760Depends how you define a loser. By societal standards I am I suppose>>35046773Scratch my back with your nailsAlso own a broomstick and cauldron
>>35046775I made several redditors kill themselves.Again, the delusional retarded vagina all she knows is spewing canned phrases hoping they get the result she wishes.You poor, poor, sad, delusional, little loser.Kill yourself.
>>35046781When I was a kid and my parents forced me to watch that ugly movie I was like "But she's ugly! Why is he in love with her?"
>>35046773Be honest and loyal that would be badass
>>35046789*hits pipe*Well, he's getting good ROI.
>>35046789>falseflagging simpAnd thus, today we reached a new low.
>>35046773look like this
Men have never been more worthless than in the modern era. Women no longer need to rely on them financially, so there's no reason for women to date them and put up with their faggotry. That's why women choose to hook up with handsome men and ignore men otherwise.
>>35046768it's actually Dances With Wolves. though, Pocahontas also ripped it off.
RIP Patrick Stewart. You will always be remembered as Poop Emoji in The Emoji Movie.
>>35046797Good riddance, you won't be missed.
>>35046791Can't relate. I was kind of grateful for a squareish jawed princess myself. And she liked the woods. Pocahontas and Belle were my favorites.Growing up and realizing John Smith is Mel Gibson was a trip.
>>35046789Nah my fantasy is an older woman pinning me down and teaching me a lesson>>35046797Worthless in dating does not mean worthless generally
>>35046795>implying it's a bad thingIt's my fantasy as well
>>35046797>she says on a machine invented by men in her house built by men with electricity from a grid built and maintained by men
>>35046805I can't see how it would be a good thing
>>35046805It’s a little emo
>>35046709Thb I like her insolencehttps://files.catbox.moe/n5lqgd.mp4
>>35046806All invented in the past. You're right that men are still useful as workhorses, though.
>>35046789My fantasy is actually just becoming the Yoshihiro Togashi to someone’s Naoko Takeuchi
>>35045381vaginas are fucking gross, imagine putting your penis inside of those
>>35046797If you imbue women with honesty, they just prove incels right every time.
>>35046778Say that again to my face
Guys, do you get triggered now if your girlfriend calls you babe? My boyfriend does it seems like ever since the Wifejak meme took off and I don't understand it.
>>35046810Not so insolent now.
Dreaming about my American Dad compilations gf and occasionally athf clips to spice it up
>>35046818Are incels really surprised that no one wants them?
>>35046812>You're right that men are still useful for building and maintaining literally everything around me>but other than that they're like totally useless teehee>unlike me, I provide so much value by doomscrolling social media all day
>>35046810>oh no he cheated on his wife when she had cancer1/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 men do thatOH NO WHAT A MONSTER>every single woman of our species will cheat on you if you get cancer or even a mild flu*crickets*We should honestly just shoot in the head anybody who works in the television/social media industry, then we take care of the women.
>>35046820wtf lol no
>>35046813>Yoshihiro Togashi to someone’s Naoko TakeuchiBased, couple goals desu >>35046820No, babez is slang here though even between frens
>>35046791Based, why do we have this brainwashed out of us in adulthood
Why do you think the homosexuals came to his house and anally raped him?
>>35046810There's something really neat about having your wife and mistress dressed up as Thing 1 and Thing 2
>>35046819All Not Mes are BAD. I am BETTER than YOU!
>>35046824Just because you implemented a blackmail infrastructure the size of a planet doesn't mean nobody wants me, if anything, it filters out the weak and the losers.
>>35046824Well you said "men", meaning everyone, with no limitation to incels-only until I brought them up.
I have a prophecy about your future.You will live in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania.That is your future.
>>35046825Yes, that's all they should do. Do that while not murdering, beating, or raping women and children.
>>35046832Iz jus' dey culcha!
>>35046833I’ve been having way too much fun reading about all that shit.
>>35046824NTA, no I am not. I wish they did, but I don't find it surprising that women don't want me.
>>35046841Didn't women just cheer for and raise a million dollars for a woman who murdered her children?
>>35046840Thats a very long way from me. Oceans apart. I hope my journey there will be thrilling
>>35046841Okay, we'll keep building the houses and limit the rape-quota to just (You).
>>35046833At least the wife was thing 1
>>35046707Why you strange
>>35046837If a woman goes for a nice guy that truly loves her the other women will go full pinkerton on her and break her legs because she broke the cartel curfew.
>>35046826This is demonstrably the opposite of real life. Men far more frequently just leave their terminally ill partners as compared to women.
It really depends on the individual
I am ice motherfucking cold
>>35046850Mentally ill.
>>35046791>I was like "But she's ugly!Nah you must be gay or non-white if you don't want to colonise that shii>>35046835>was imagining finding 500$ on the floor and i ended up finding a 5$ billI must just be a pessimistic person because I'd be pissed if that's all I found >>35046840Get me a green card then>>35046845>raise a million dollars for a woman who murdered her childrenClown world
>>35046833The mistress chose the costumes, it's really fucked up. Also he has that fugly tattoo of his wife, so when they fucked the mistress was looking straight at the wife's face.
>>35046746NoToo slutty
Has glock9 ever done a throwable only run?
>>35046862>Get me a green card thenOkay I'll marry you and we can move there together. We can take our children to Kennywood on weekends.
I'm hot so none of this gay shit affects me
>>35046865english, please.
>>35046867Gay
What are your opinions on BoxLunch, the parent company of Hot Topic?
>>35046867>I'll marry you and we can move there togetherWait really>our childrenWhat about cats>Kennywood Will Kenny G be playing
>>35046853Not true, but if true, I wonder why...
Should I let go and slut out as a man? My body count is only 4 rn
>>35046869I'll make a comment about it on his latest video
>>35046856Why, we Americans removed your dumbass leader and taught his supporters a well deserved fucking lesson. If you support Maduro and hate America, eat shit.
>>35046876Do you want to? I wonder if I want it sometimes too.
>>35046856Especially if you are a big dad.
>>35046879Kinda I do like pussy but I'm afriad of getting super aids or something
Moids, why are you so bad, awkward and incompetent at sex?
>>35046882Because you wont tell us what to do
>>35046876Yes. I need to get my count up to >7, preferably >10. If I have to marry the sluts in my country, I will not do so until I beat their body counts.
>>35046882I’m great at sex. What you are describing are my dating skills, unfortunately.
>>35046876You’re already a manwhore
>>35046883I'm not your teacher
>>35046876>only 4>onlyYou're already a slut bro>>35046884>need to get my count up to >7, preferably >10Why >>35046882Had a bad hookup?
>>35046876Do you want to? I personally never slept around because I had no desire to and I would not live well knowing I fucked random people.Do you want to sleep around? Would it sit well with you?
>>35046882Cause you don't deserve good sex.
>>35046882>vagina>false accusation
Why are most drug and alcohol rehab programs so creepy, controlling and cult-like? Like why isn't there one that's like "you have free will but you need to use it responsibly".
>>35046881Same. 3 for me. I’m more afraid of getting attached to someone who isn’t good for me than superaids.
>>35046888You're joking
>>35046886>my dating skills>be rich>be an assholeDone.
>>35046889>Had a bad hookup?Yeah
>>35046884>>35046876The only way I was able to do this was by choosing bisexuality and including men I did gay pee pee play with among my body count.
>>35046889A study showed that in 2012, 50% of women aged 25-29 in my country had a body count >6, with 28% >9.Like I said, I will have to marry one of these things, and I'm unlikely to find a chaste one. So I have to outdo them.
>>35046900Lol unlucky>>35046901>including menThat's cheating
Friendly reminder that vaginas are clapping and cheering.
>>35046901Counting men is like counting prostitutes.
>>35046902Hot if true>I have to outdo themBut why lol
>>35046906Men have sex because they want to make you happy, prostitutes (or we can just say women since it's exactly the same) have sex to make a profit.
>>3504690213yo women are getting nose rings right now. millions of them.
>>35046905One step closer to equilibrium I guess.
>>35046905Grim, can't tell if this is satire...>>35046908Based, I was listening to Francoise Hardy while in France earlier this year
>>350469071. I will not be outdone by the woman I marry2. I need to kill my desire to be a loving husband because a woman with >6 bodies is not deserving of that. Hence, I need to lower the value of sex and women in my head.
>>35046887Wtf that's not even high, what's yours>>35046895>>35046891I've never gotten attached to them but like, that's kinda the problem I think. I've never been "in love" with a girl just high on her scent for a while at best, so if I never find it I may as well bed some hotties anyway
>>35046894Because that doesn't work, you can already see how they use their free will by watching them shoot up in the streets. To get it to stick you have to brainwash them and drill it into their skulls, hard drugs are crazy because they literally rewire your brain
>>35046915>not be outdone by the woman I marryIt's not a contest...>woman with >6 bodies is not deserving of thatWtf why>>35046894A lot of them have religious affiliations or financial ulterior motives. No organisation like that is truly innocent and always has your best interests at heart>why isn't there one that's like "you have free will but you need to use it responsiblyYou have to really internalise this for yourself and make a decision, nobody else can do it for youI used to be an addict, tried the AA shit which was useless for me, then one day I just decided to stop and now I'm straight edge. You have to truly want to get off the sauce and live better or you will be forever stuck in purgatory
>>35046914>Grim, can't tell if this is satire...Steven Pinker is a fraud who genuinely argues that world peace will happen in our lifetime. No, it won't, and Steven Pinker is a douche.
AO3 is down for the next month. How are femanons coping?
>>35046922>scheduled to be down for a monthWhat kind of website does this? that doesn't even make sense.
Really want to try “7 days to die” as soon as I replace my laptops broken screen
>>35046920>It's not a contest...It is, but it's also just levelling the playing field.>Wtf whyThis hypothetical gives away freely to other, then expects commitment from her husband. I return the favor.
How do you budget carefully so that you aren't spending most of your money on frivolous bullshit like energy drinks, fried chicken sandwiches, and vape juice that will break the bank?
>>35046927The kind run by one guy who's putting it off cause he's lazy
>>35046931Very easily.
>>35046692>you guys are bottom of the barrel trashThis is true I suppose, but that begs the question what femanons are doing here at all.
>>35046931I give myself an allowance lmaoWhen I was reckless I gave myself a weekly allowance, now monthly. If you're more reckless than me, daily also works.
I wanna take her on a motorcycle ride
>>35046934Getting attention?
>>35046931I used to vape all day long, drink energy drinks and but meal deals every dayI just stopped and started taking packed lunches to work. I still go on smoke breaks with colleagues but just don't smoke myselfIt's really that simple, you just stop wasting your money on dumb shit
state gender. If you had infinite free time and didnt have to work, how long do you think it'd take you to complete your media list (things you want to read, watch, play, etc)?I wouldnt endlessly consume 8 hours + a day, but i think 3-5 years would be enough.
>>35046931Let someone more responsible handle your finances
>>35046931Impossible. That requires math, You can't do it.
>>35046939>your media listInfinite...Mostly because I end up spending 90%+ of my true free time making music and other projects, so barely actually watch/play anything (been reading some books at least, but mostly at work)
>>35046937From bottom of the barrel trash?
I cant browse internet comfortably withouit incrementing text size by at least a 40% anymore
>>35046931Just make more money. Vapes and energy drinks keep me going, so they're an investment.
>>35046900Have you tried not being a whore?It’s not surprising that a dude who just wants a cumdump doesn’t give a shit about you.
i'm not really a loner. but nobody wants to go to the movies with me, so i'll have have to go alone. i wouldn't mind going alone except going alone on halloween is a bit sad. well i'll go anyway because not going out of feeling pathetic would make me feel even more pathetic ngl
>>35046943I mean women find like 80% of men as below average so wading through filth is pretty normal to them.
>>35046939You're making my free time sound like a job.
>>35046945How's the back and knees?
>>35046931Call me fat but restaurants on uber offer a lot of buy one get ones. I can get two filling chicken sandwiches for $8.50, but ordering it in store would be one for like 6.50$.I don't pay for delivery, only pickup. If not for buy 1 get one free I wouldn't eat out at all unless i really really wanted to try something,.
>>35046918>not even highAnything above 1 is high, and even then, that 1 should be your wife.
moids be like:>is it a woman? Is it a female human? Oh God, my penis is twitching and growing, my heart is melting, I can't stop thinking about her, I'm going to jerk off and keep thinking about her
>>35046914>Grim, can't tell if this is satire...It's not satire, IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE, also steven pinker is a jewish psychiatrist who was very close friends with jeffrey epstein, you know, women's favourite.Take your meds incel.
>>35046922>AO3 is down for the next month. How are femanons coping?It's supposed to be partially back up by tomorrow, with temporary outages for the next two weeks.
>>35046947Why do moids hate female sexuality so much?
>>35046894Because people who use their free will responsibly don't end up in drug and alcohol rehab programs.
>>35046882Because you won't let me get enough practice.
>>35046950I think you underestimate what you could do with 8 more hours a day (plus commute time) was given back to you. Even just 3 hours of playing a game, watching tv, or reading a day could be a lot in terms of cutting through a list.
>>35046954Again, vaginas calling men horny bastards porn addicted freaks that are always thinking about sex and touching themselves is just the same as benjamin netanyahu calling palestinians chubby gluttons that are always thinking about food.You vaginas deny men sex on purpose because you want this very outcome.
>>35046954Foids be like>is that a canine male? Oh God, my mucus hole is extra moist!
>>35046960Please stop it.
>>35046954Yes it is true, but you're not that woman
>>35046951good. I can feel my knees though, so thats not good.
>>35046966Ello normie
You will be fellated.Please do not resist.
>>35046966t.
>>35046963>implying women don't go full retard when a 7'2" roided billionaire chad with tattoos is around
>>35046968he's pure don't bully him
>>35046971Wrong, he's not a werepire.
>>35046939I would start a full time job as a novelist and get in touch with a literary agent is what I'd do.
I can't lie, most of you guys are kind of boring. State gender. What personal accomplishments have you done outside of your job/school/dating?
>>35046965Women are fully aware their vagina is their only worth, and that men are too nice to do something about it.
>>35046953If I was so unfuckable that I could only pull one bitch in my entire life I would kill myself
>>35046873Huh?Hot Topic is the parent of BoxLunch and Spencer Spirit holdings owns them both as of recently.
>>35046975>What personal accomplishments have you doneI banged ur momIdk what counts as an accomplishment
>>35046957Because they're not the ones getting laid. Jealous and all
>>35046975I will be publishing an indie game soon.And I will give no further details.
>>35046952Discount Culture is keeping you poor
>>35046975I read both parts of faust in a little over 2 weeks as an esl
>>35046976So don't be nice about it just ignore a woman if she is being a bitch
>>35046970Is that a shop, what is that thing
>>35046957Never ask a foid her opinion on fleshlights.
Would you rather have roast beef for dinner or "roast beef" for dinner?
>>35046963That's knot true.
>>35046989Those are not the same thing you take that back right now anon. Men don't create unwanted pregnancies or spread communicable diseases with flashlights
>>35046991She's very cute I like her eyebrows, I'd do her in missionary while holding her body tightly with my arms and get her pregnant
how do i get a male fwb who also wants to be friends and hang out?
>>35046957It destroyed society
>>35046931Vape juice is like $30 a month it's the takeout and energy drinks.I don't even have to think about it at this point if I don't need it and it's not one of my approved vices (nicotine and weed) I don't get it.
>>35046998>How do I get a man who will fuck me and become my companion who commits to being around meIt's called a boyfriend
>>35046957I hate all promiscuity. >>35046977Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. And just because you didn’t do something doesn’t mean you couldn’t have.The only case where what you say would always be true is if you’re an impulsive smoothbrain incapable of self-control. So, fair enough, I guess you can’t help it.
>>35046882bc my penis is small
>>35046986Last time I listened to a woman was in 2014.
>>35046998Hey
>>35046975Male. I have read the entire Bible cover to cover... for fun.
Good night, atoga. I hate women.
>>35047003how do i get a boyfriend?
>>35046980Yeah, kinda like how women are when men go for younger women.
>>35047003You mean a husband.
>>35046966F.In no particular order.-Spore-Sims 3-Crusader Kings 3>incest eugenics in medieval times, whats not to love?-Mount and Blade Warband Game of Thrones overhaul mod-The Isle-Path of Titans
Listening to silk by alice wolf
>>35046939I think the list would keep growing so I'd never actually get to the end. I'm the type of person who likes to rewatch my favorites so it would take me longer. I'm a fast reader though.
>>35046998>women are so brainwashed by feminism and deep into the gutter they forgot what a boyfriend is
>>35047012husbands just want to use women as baby makers and housekeepers
>>35046649Do men poo out of their dickholes?
>>35046939MI would never finish, that'd be my life's purpose and it'd be nice
>>35047010>how do I get a boyfriend?Be pleasant to be around, look nice, act prim and proper, drop hints that you are interested.
>>35047002You're still fucking killing yourself by vaping
>>35046939Hard to say since I'd be blackout drunk for most of it and have to keep watching things again.
>>35046939My backlog of hundreds of movies would be done in a couple years.My backlog of hundreds of books would still take me a lifetime.
>>35047015The got mod? But its so lame. Warsword conquest is the best overhaul mod for warband. I guess i never gave the got mod much of a chance. The universe never interested me.
>>35046991You tell your boyfriend if he's got beef, I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
>>35046975What counts as an accomplishment?
>>35047012That too >>35047019>husbands just want to use women as baby makers and housekeepersYes and so what? In return you will get a jar opener, IKEA furniture assembler, grocery bag carrier, and spider vanquisher in return
>>35047016Post thoughts
Women don't really look my way which leads me to believe that they aren't interested. At least I don't think they do.
>>35047023none of that would motivate a man to become friends with a woman, just have sex with her
>>35046991Roast beef for dinner and "roast beef" for dessert>>35047002>$30 a monthThat's still a waste of moneyBut yeah energy drink and takeaways are worseMy old roommates are still poor living paycheck to paycheck while I'm stacking paper, because of shit habits
>>35047024So? Dying earlier will save me money too.
Women can gatekeep sex so men are forced to commit but they don't want to do that.
>>35047035I like it a lot I've been listening to it for years now. I enjoy singing it and it's relaxing.
>>35047015waow i can't believe there's another femanon who plays path of titans, 5/5 taste (for the spore too)
>>35046939MI'm already a NEET, so not that long. I want to finish the Yakuza franchise and that's about it right now. When you actually do have all that free time the act of consuming entertainment becomes boring.
>>35047030Nta but thanks for the nostalgia
>>35046998That's what a boyfriend is.
>>35047040Ok that is why you are the female you are the selective sex your job is to make wise selections by socially rigging the odds to filter out those types of men. Every man who will become friends with you will want to fuck you if you're attractive. Your goal is to find the man that wants to fuck + wants a relationship while filtering out the man who just wants to fuck and that's all so choose wisely
>>35047033>Yes and so what?i want to be equal companions. and i do all of those things by myself alreadymen make the prospect of a boyfriend or husband so unappealing
>>35046966If we're giving actual answers here for top 3 games>NiGHTS into Dreams...>Sonic CD>Space Channel 5: Part 2Close runners up>Cuphead>Crash Team Racing>Yume Nikki
My moid bought me a cardigan
>>35047041>still a waste of money I would be very cranky and unproductive without it. $30 a month is worth not having to do the difficult thing, quitting.
>>35047010>do not backstab him>do not get the ick when he opens a backpack or drinks a glass of water>don't be disingenuous>cuddle him>kiss him>make him cum, a lot>be there for him>protect him>be a friend for him>listen to him>become one person>walk the path together wherever it might bring you>cook together>learn things together, go to museums, read books (good ones please)>put your tits in front of his mouth and say "suck them"
>>35047054Men and women are not equal. We are equally different but not equal. We don't have vaginas and we don't have a womb, you do.
>>35047049Thanks, but I'm already in a committed relationship.
women do you like having sex with white guys?
>>35046939MI'd probably spend the better part of a year reading, watching and playing a lot of things, but I'd spend the rest of my life making other people's lists longer with my own works if I had truly infinite free time and no bills to pay.
>>35047060>>35047061men are vile and just want to use women
>>35047054Time to lez out.
>>35047040You are retarded.
>>35047063It's sort of my fetish, yes.
>>35047052if this >>35047060 is what men consider a good relationship then i don't want one
>>35047004Sounds cucked
>>35047049What's stopping you from getting a job?>>35047024Tbh that one thing that sucks about quitting vaping, I liked the fact I was slowly killing myself like an edgelord by doing it>>35047059>very cranky and unproductive without itOnly because you're hooked on it. Man up>>35047058Cute, what colour>>35047065I would rather get used by a womanIt usually ends badly though
Women when they get the option to sit home all day and take care of the house and their own children: :((((((((((((((
>>35047054And the halfway appealing ones dump you.>>35047063Sure. I'm white, it'd be weird if I didn't.
I was abducted and used for homosexual purposes by my captors
>>35047058Post it
>>35047065If we wanted to use a woman we would just fuck her and bounce. Men who want a relationship aren't in it to use the woman. It's your choice foid, pick getting used by casuals if you want makes no difference to me
>>35047073>Cute, what colourred
>>35047070This will always be one of those tracks you hear at a club and you step back and go damn ..... I felt that in my soul
>>35047073>Man upWell that's going to be pretty hard to do since I'm not one lol. Like I said it's worth $30 a month to me to not have to "man up".
>>35047071What's a good relationship then? Listening to you nag and complain 24/7 about inane bullshit, being entertained by a jester and receive free money?You are trash and you deserve to die alone eaten by your cats. Oh and you don't deserve sex. Plus by your opinions I already know you're fucking ugly.
>>35047052nta i never had any issues with that. made me feel like i'm somehow not fuckable enough that nobody ever wanted to ask to just fuck/be fwb/etc. lmao. i have accepted my asexual role because men don't treat me as sexual.
How misogynistic is the average man? I've met men who treat women like equal and respect regardless of attraction, without worshiping, and then theyll say something about being hesitant to marry a "whore".Then I find seemingly normal men who subconsciously have anti-woman bias like appearing unease seeing a female pilot or driver or something.
>>35047074It's not chad's children.It's literally better to be a cog in Goldbergstein's yacht, owning nothint and living in a 3 square meter apartment in the Big Apple.
>>35047073>Man upMoments later>I would rather get used by a woman
>>35047079men use women as baby makers and housekeepers and emotional regulators and cumrags. yeah, no strings attached fucks with hot guys whenever i want sounds a lot better
>>35046966Oh, how I've wasted my life.
>>35046988>wish i never played videogames and spent more times playing sports, learning instruments and develop social skillsI feel the opposite way desu. I wish I spent more time playing vidya instead of trying to be a normie and doing sports, socialising and music, which ultimately just aren't as fun. Trying to make up for lost time and play more vidya, but I still find myself spending more time on music and sports again (and have no backbone to decline social invites)I'm gonna go play some vidya now before bed
>>35047090about as misogynistic as the ihatewomen poster
>>35047074I want to sit at home and do crafts and be able to leave and go do stuff when I want to not take care of kids I didn't want. 32 hours should be "full time" and enough for a single person to live at least semi comfortably this is bullshit.
>>35047077similar to picrel but longer
Why were you raped?
>>35047090>female pilot She might feel postdepartum depression.
>>35047074Vaginas are so disigenuous they are looping all the way to such an extent they are dropping the disigenuous facade and now feminism DEMANDS SCREAMING that women have to stay protected inside the house while doing light work as men bring the bread home.Plus women are emotional retards and shouldn't be held accountable if they strangle their children because they hate mondays.
>>35047084Sorry, woman up thenYou do you, trust me you don't need that shit though. I say this as an ex-chainsmoker >>35047070Holy shitt this brings back memories from my partying days lol. Excellent track>>35047083Lol I just saw this comment>>35047094>get used by a womanThis takes more balls than using a woman>>35047096>wastedWdym, this is some peakI wanna play mk64 and mother 3 now
>>35047085women make enough money to support themselves without a man>Listening to you nag and complain 24/7 about inane bullshitmeanwhile men just beat and rape their partners if they're ever in a bad mood
>>35047090It seems likeall of them are even the ones who are actively trying not to think like that still do. Like I'm sorry if you yourself have 30+ bodies you can't be judging anyone else for their body count. He saw women who "gave it away for nothing" as less than but he can fuck some slut in the woods and get poison ivy and gonorrhea and that's just fine.
>>35047095And then that stops when you get old the hot guys don't want you anymore and when you change your mind about being with a man long term all the high quality ones won't be interested in you have fun with that>>35047086They probably don't treat you as sexual because you victimize yourself without even being a victim it's a bummer to be around
>>35047090Treat women as an equal and she will accuse you of hating women.
>>35047099Most grounded and realistic foid take.
Friends!
>>35047102LmaoI mean, all pilot suicides so far have been by men...
>>35047104>don't need >trust meI mean you're entitled to your opinion and obviously it isn't a need but I also feel no need to quit. If I were to stop right now I would be so angry in four hours. It's not worth it to me to try and quit.
As an accelerationist, I love when the gender war goes hot.
>>35047090I'd say the average man is about as misogynistic as the average woman is misandrist.
>>35047106>women make enough money to support themselves without a manBecause kikes literally extort with violence money from men's pockets so they can give them to women for free.>meanwhile men just beat and rape their partners if they're ever in a bad moodOh I see you're a mentally ill feminist that lives in the world of television.
>>35047113>also feel no need to quitDon't complain about being broke and having poor health then>would be so angry in four hoursLearn to control your anger, it can be done>It's not worth it Defeatist mindset
>>35047074Men pretend that they're so generous burdening women with taking care of the house and children while they themselves refuse to take any part in it
>be woman>wants to be a 9 year old her entire life
>>35047029I like to immerse myself once in a while in the GoT world to live my own little self insert life, even if the mod is limited. 50% of the adventure happens inside of my head.>>35047046I dont play Path of Titans too often these days.I used to run with three other girls in our little pack/herd, but they have quit and I just feel a bit lonely in the game these days and miss them.
>>35046975f 700k likes on one of my social media accounts with 17 posts
>>35047086I feel like I accidentally did this in high school I was a completely sexless entity. Literally no one expressed interest except for the fat kid in anime club with me. it's a behavior thing you need to learn how to be flirty and suggestive but not so much that they get turned off by it.
I wish I was in Oaxaca staying with a family of beautiful, thicc ass Mextica women taking turns sucking mi pajarito
>>35047090>I've met men who treat women like equal and respect regardless of attraction, without worshiping, and then theyll say something about being hesitant to marry a "whore".Because no man wants to marry a whore. Men have to bust their ass working a dead end job to save up thousands sometimes tens of thousands to pay for a good ring, a good suit, a good venue, the entire wedding procession, all for 'her big day' if a woman wants that from a man she needs to be worth it. Whores are not worth it.
Men are disingenuous niggers who hate the idea of being a househusband even if the woman makes enough money to support it, because they don't actually care about raising children, just having children and making women suffer by doing all the work raising them
>>350471219 year olds can't drive though, or make their own money.
>>35047111>Friends*shudders*>>35047130>hate the idea of being a househusbandWdym this is my ideal life>>35047121Who doesn't
>>35047123oof. i wish i had other girls to play with, maybe it's bad luck but i'm pretty sure every time i've added someone to start a group with me (if they chat) it's always a guy lol
Time is my greatest ally. I love the passage of time. I love the rota fortunae. I love the danse macabre.
>>35047116>muh jewsyou deserve to get extorted by them you retarded faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpyLMIfsNXc>watched vid rel>now I'm mad at my moid even though he didn't cheat on me (as far as I know)
Men, when you're about to have sex with your gf and you wait a second then say you've got to use the bathroom real quick and come back a few minutes later and jump straight into sex, why did you leave for a bit?
>>35047115most women arent misandrist at all
>>35047115Men hating women is something that a man learns to do during his life, when I was in kindregarden I already saw women act like total lying whores, women hating men for no reason and then making excuses and lying is something they are born with.Women inherently see men as objects to be used, and lie and project all the time.
>>35047123Yeah thats a great way to play. Enjoy
>>35047125i hadn't thought it that way honestly. and yeah they suspect i have the tism so maybe that's a part of it, that i lack some kind of sexual essence most women have. but i also don't know how to train for it. feels too much like going from 0 to 100. how did you start ?
>>35047130The workload was balanced in the days before feminism. The man did hard labour and brought home the money, the woman did her full time job at home raising the kids. It was equal responsibility just different roles. Being a housewife and mother is a very hard job which no good man can deny. However women for some strange reason decided:>I want to become a corporate slave and work 9 - 5>And be a full time mother as well>I want to double the labour and mental load >For some stupid trend called feminism Women asked for it and they got it
>>35047140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
either genderif they created very high-tech fool proof vr reality that was 100% realistic in every way, would you full delve into ur fake vr life in which u can live as exactly who you want to be forever?
>>35047139We are all homosexual and in order to have intercourse with you we need to go to the bathroom and take a viagra.
>>35047090>whoreWhat counts as a whore? A woman who had a shit ton of 1 on 1 casual sex? A woman who barley had casuaul sex but got gangbnaged by her male co-workers one time?Because I'm cool with the first scenario, but group sex or open sex kill any hope in me. It's why I don't ask. Don't want to find out you got gangbanged when I already consider you my future wife.
>>35047145>>I want to become a corporate slave and work 9 - 5>>And be a full time mother as wellAre you retarded? Women argue for the parenting to be split between both working parents, how hard is that for you to understand?
>>35046537Anons got jungle fever
>>35047140Most women are unconsciously misandrist and have anti-man biases.
>>35047147I’d probably jerk myself off to death
>>35047139He probably had to pee or maybe fart. I have occasionally excused myself to the bathroom to run warm water over my hands because I know they can be cold sometimes.
>>35047147I would dedicate my life to killing the people who made the pleasure cube if the pleasure cube existed.
>>35047145>>For some stupid trend called feminismCan YOU afford to support a family on a single source of income?
>>35047153At least misandrist women will turn it off for the right man. Misogynist men will just beat the shit out of you and double down.
>>35047137>now I'm mad at my moid even though he didn't cheat on mewoman moment>>35047139sometimes we need to piss>>35047070listening to this banger rn reminiscing about the party days... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qycAC_6Bbto (I got to go to a rave on the weekend at least)>>35047152>jungle feverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqBRPKlUpA>>35047154epic way to die desu
>>35047151Nta but when you think about it pregnancy and childbirth definitely can't be split. it sounds twisted, but in an equal world if we want men and women both to work and for things to be equal, the man should pay the woman for the pain and trouble of giving birth, or something else that makes sense. modern relationships already can't be fair.
>>35047151And that's what they get. The bad faith assumption that men don't contribute towards housework and child raising is a projection from women with daddy issues, known as feminists. They seem to think every household was like their own and that every man/husband/father is like their own. When a woman argues about this before she has gotten married or had kids she scares away all the men who would have been keen to be a reliable man for her that's why those types of women are either stuck on the cock carousel getting used like a toy or they just transform into the lonely cat lady
>>35047130Being a genuine and true house husband is built into my marrow
>>35047160Men are useless pieces of shit that can't even support families on their own anymore, that's why the woman also has to work in the first place
>>35047157>Can YOU afford to support a family on a single source of income?Not anymore because women entering the workforce inflated the economy. Double the work force, double the wages, double the costs of goods and housing. Thank you feminism you really showed the patriarchy by lining the elites pockets.
>>35047162Low quality men like you and the rest of this thread are why feminists exist
>>35047130Id love to be a houseband. If being that meant I get to shop for clothing all day and be out all say eating out
>>35047144>how did you start ?Clumsily and far too forward. It gets easier once you've actually had sex and at least feel like you know what you're doing after you get them. I'm not very good at flirting with words unless it's the "making fun of things that you like about them" kind of flirting but if you are successful in getting a man to hang out alone with you at either of your places it's reasonable to assume that he wants to sleep with you so some of the pressure is already off. Ngl my go to move when he isn't making a move but I'm pretty sure he wants to is to climb on top of him. Straddle him and if he's still not taking enough initiative but is clearly pleased take off my shirt. Like if he's kissing you back but is still afraid to do anything with his hands. This is coming from someone with more than a touch of the tism though take all this advice with a large grain of salt.
>>35047166extroverts dont have souls, dont fall for it
>>35047009>t. Eurocuck
Your girl is going. You haven't forgotten that have you?
>>35047147FI don't think I would like this at all. Even if it's 100% realistic you still know that it isn't real.
>>35047166The grass is always greener...You can be social and make memories at any age though>>35047168>and the rest of this threadDon't lump us all in D:>>35047173>Your girlWho
>>35047167>pathetic moid whining about women ruining the economy by...workingYour bloodline will end with you
>>35047168>Low quality men like you and the rest of this thread are why feminists existYou don't know my quality, and even if it were low that wouldn't be the reason why feminists exist. Women don't turn to feminism just because a man upset a woman, women turn to feminism when they happen to be grossly unattractive and they want something to blame
>>35047173She's going my way to introduce her self. Eventually
>>35047049Commenting on her sexual attractiveness can be construed as harassment
>>35047173My girl is playing footsie with me under the covers as a tap this out. She ain't going anywhere.
>>35047167NOOOOO only men should be allowed to escape from family life and all responsibility by having a career!!!
>>35047158>At least misandrist women will turn it off for the right man.
>>35047179You posted this the other day and it wasn't funny then either
>>35047178>when they happen to be grossly unattractive and they want something to blameSo that's why so many men are misogynists...
>>35047173I have a girl? Where is she going?
>>35047179Isnt this from an episode of F.r.i.e.n.d.s?Didnt Joey or Ross do this while dreaming or something. no?I am sure this is from that sort of franchice
>>35047173I don't have a girl.
>>35047158>Misogynist men will just beat the shit out of you and double down.No if a man is open about his frustration with women he is the least likely to beat the woman since he doesn't suppress it and implode. The man who beats the woman is the fake BPD nice guy who pretends to be a submissive push over but when you tell him you don't want sex tonight then the fists start flying
>>35047184Fucking unbelievable, I knowI know from experience that they will not, even if they say they will
>>35047187>So that's why so many men are misogynists...Probably yeah women have become uglier in character they still look hot and all but the collective attitude of women has become repugnant and not lady like. I am not talking about individual women but the caricature/archetype of the modern woman is hideous
Good god American women are annoying
>>35047043>but they don't want to do that.Why don't they want to do that?>>35047090>How misogynistic is the average man?Most Western men don't actively hate women, but virtually all men have inherent biases against women.>>35047126Lot of negritas in Oaxaca. What are you saying, anon?>>35047140>most women arent misandrist at allI would argue we don't hate men enough.>>35047109>Treat women as an equal and she will accuse you of hating women.All women want to be treated as equal but want to cry when a guy randomly punches them in the chest. Pathetic.>>35047198Niggas really be naming their dog Oreo because he looks like this.
>>35047187ntaunironically yesugly people have ugly minds and souls. Most people easily hate the rich and beautiful, but do have the courage to hate the ugly loser?
>>35047192"The One with the Nap Partners", where Joey and Ross accidentally fall asleep cuddling on the couch and get caught by the rest of the group iirc>>35047200Loud American women are cute and I like their accentsHowdy partner ahh
>>35047199>women have become uglier in character they still look hotMen can't even accomplish the latter. Sad.
>>35047090>I've met men who treat women like equal and respect regardless of attraction, without worshiping, and then theyll say something about being hesitant to marry a "whore".That's only misogynistic if they're a hypocrite. It's entirely reasonable for someone who's more sexually reserved to want a partner that's similar. Promiscuous people are probably a better fit for other promiscuous people as well.
>>35047200what did we do this time
>>35047192They didn't kiss they just took a nap together while spooning, the joke was that they got great sleep but were afraid of being gay.
>>35047170i see, thank you. i def wouldn't be able to do that so maybe i need to be more forward, as in going from 0% to like 10-20%.
>>35047209Playin too much
>>35047206Who cares? Girls get over their pretty boy fixation after their teens. If a grown adult woman wants the pretty boy then all she will find is homosexuals
>>35047212i never play, i only serious
>>35047214Men don't need to be pretty boys, they just need to be attractive. And they can't even do that.
>>35047217Just a girl teehee FUCK OUTTA HERENot you personally of course but FUCK
>>35047218That's your problem. If the attractive ones aren't in your radar it's because you're not attractive to them
Fuck atoga "men"
>>35047199>women have become uglier in character they still look hotWhere to meet these bitchez? The women I know IRL are too nice, I need some bullying>>35047216>to bear children>peterweird name for a foid>>35047214>all she will find is homosexualswe're not all gay>>35047217why so serious>>35047202>Niggas really be naming their dog Oreo because he looks like this.lmfaoaren't dogs allergic to chocolate thoI ate dog ice cream on an outing, it was actually pretty good
>>35047197I too deactivate my misoginy with the right woman.>>35047181This is why men must keep ignoring women, even the ones that approach you.>>35047177I hope you get murdered.
>>35047220There's maybe 3 attractive men in any given city. Men are just overwhelmingly ugly.
>>35047221>Fuck atoga "men"when we fuckin
>>35047208>Promiscuous people are probably a better fit for other promiscuous people as wellNta they are, it's actually really good to see when they marry each other and get their shit together they surprisingly make for a very strong couple
>>35047224That's grim. it means all of the city's men save for 3 of them are not interested in you.
>>35047221I’m the worst, I know https://youtu.be/lqku63PK-x4
>>35047221Don't fuck atoga "women" (spoiled retarded babies, but all women are children)>but virtually all men have inherent biases against women.It's called survival instinct.
>>35047224unironically are you sure you're not a lesbian>>35047223>men must keep ignoring women, even the ones that approach youI like attention too much>deactivate my misoginythis is wild
>>35047230I said attractive men, I never specified that they had to be available. The entirety of attractive men is a fraction of a percentage of the population.
I just bought a carnitas burrito and it is restoring me back to full health.State Gender, what food(s) nourishes your soul.
>>35047219why are u so angry today
>>35047221I tried, but I couldn't get Exhib's deets.
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend called you a "femshit"
>>35047238Not really, I don't get pussy either but it's not that big a deal. Certainly not worth killing over.
>>3504723890% of them are kikes.
>>35047241claw grip his balls and threaten to squeeze if he doesn’t say sorry
>>35047235If they're not available it's because they make themselves unavailable to you. I can admit men are horny bastards we are like dogs at times which means for women the looks department is an easy win. The only way a woman can fuck it up so bad that the high value or mid value men don't want her is if her personality was as appealing as pig vomit.
>>35047241I'd fuck the internet buzzwords out of him.
>>35047245We need to bring back woman beating.
>>35047238technically not what youre asking but whatever
>>35047236>State Gender, what food(s) nourishes your soullasagna>>35047238no, killing innocent people bc you're depressed is lameI sympathise with picrel though
>>35047250how r u gonna beat up anyone when i just squeezed ur balls to oblivion, that sort of incapacitates u guys pretty well
>>35047247No one gives a shit about men being horny if almost all of them are repulsive, they'd just be sex offenders in the making.
H3h3 blackpilled me on men. You give any man any glow up, whether it be money, weight loss, fame, they’ll be a cheating piece of shit.
They have forcibly circumcised him.
>>35047254I can still break your temple.
I love H2O
>>35047262:/ not cool
>>35047248>be moid >have foid gf >she cooks for me>first meal she made i kissed her and said thank you and called her based>she asked what based means >i tell her she is based that is what it means >she says huh??>I start chanting based based based based based based to her >she starts blushing and smiling
>>35047241F.I have heard my bf call my opinions or attitude shit or stupid, but never anything about my gender.Scenario just seems a bit unreal. Like someone would use internet speech in real life unironically.I dont know honestly. I would propably just cringe really hard on that, the same as watching some Adam Sandler movie along with complete bewildered silence, and immeasureable amounts of second-hand embarrasment
>>35047216>peter wessel zapffeDude was like Schopenhauer if he wasn't a closeted faggot.>>35047222>I ate dog ice cream on an outing, it was actually pretty goodI ate some of those dog treats that look like golden oreos and they weren't that bad. Not very sweet, tho.>>35047236>what food(s) nourishes your soul.Not to reinforce stereotypes, but fried chicken. >>35047264>I love H2OWater, or the show?
>>35047269Aqua. The show never clicked for me.
I’ve smoked weed since I was 15. I’m 30 now. I didn’t take my first break til I was 24. I stopped for like 6 months. Then I stopped again for a little while when I was 27? 28? Then started again. I’m 30 and I took a break earlier this year and felt great. Idk why I started again. But now I’m trying to quit and today has been miserable. I quit drinking awhile ago. That’s been great. But I want a drink so bad right now. Like one glass of wine to take the edge off. Or maybe just like a hit of the weed before bed. I did go all day without it. I’m so heavy on edge and irritated and I’m thinking so negatively.
>>35047266no way anons here are this autistic irlcute story tho>>35047269>the showts was so tuff>>35047270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hUQWym33ZY
>>35047268>I have heard my bf call my opinions or attitude shit or stupid, but never anything about my gender.Your retarded opinions and your stupidity is directly related to your gender.
>>35047257It should only really blackpill you on fat kids who marry the first girls who give them attention desu. You should also consider that Hila is pure evil and that you likely aren't.
>>35047271Go to sleep painter boy, tomorrow will be easierYou can't give into the temptations, stick with it
Really regret saying “I love you” to this girl couple of years back. We were great friends I didnt even love her she was just the only person I talked to for like 2 years. But that didnt stop us from talking to each other something else did.
>>35047276Ah I know I’m pushing. I know I’ll be fine. The past few weeks I’ve felt so good and positive and today was just a shit show. My brain is set on making sure I fail. But I know this will pass in a day or two. Typically if I can get through the first night or two, I’m set. How have you been?
>>35047238No.
>>35047262The second temple was already destroyed.
I can't believe Kirk outlived Picard.
>>35047275This. I've never cheated a woman in my relationships and don't intend to start. But for Hila I would consider it. Most cheating men just pick a random chick fuck her once and shuffle the deck, Ethan was not just cheating that was a whole affair for half a year, he most likely intended to leave and get with her. Men rarely have long passionate affairs like that it's usually pump and dumps on the side
Finger guns go finger-bang
>>35047281Cheese on display? Cheese owned by the shop? Cheese with a price. Oh yes a grocery. Gotta buy it first
>>35047281They are not'yo nacho's.
>>35047286dootr dootr dootr
>>35047273>ts was so tuffReal. I had such a crush on Emma.
>>35047257>vagina projecting againMen become cheaters only after the millionth backstab when they decide they got enough and accept the truth about women, which hilariously makes them super attractive because showing feelings is an instant friendzone and women love men who give cheater vibes.Again, you whores reject any accountability.You intentionally create the problems you complain about.
>>35047284Can't out-scat the Shat.
>>35047285>But for Hila I would consider it.Hell I won't lay I say I wouldn't consider it, but I definitely wouldn't cheat. I'd like to think if I ever found myself in a relationship that dead that I'd just break up or file for divorce.I agree that he probably intended to leave Hila for Tamara, but I'm not sure if he will or not since he seems to be, without exaggeration, insane.
I get all my news and rumours from atoga
>>35047211Give it a shot. You don't have to be explicit but reciprocate interest. Look them in the eyes, make excuses to touch their arms or hair, laugh at the things they say and compliment them but not so much that it feels disingenuous.
>>35047295*won't lie and say, I meant to type
>>35046975I made a 1:1 scale mod of the world trade center for gta san andreas. It's the only wtc mod in gtainside.com with the "feature" seal.https://youtu.be/rv8mqP0utNg
>>35047296That is dire. Forgive me for my boring gossip about a podcast I didn't even listen to, genuinely
>>35047295He won't, Hila has him by the balls the fact she was able to social shame him into giving up his own podcast means she has a lot of shit on him. I always found that monotone voiced SSRI eyed horse faced woman to be creepy and unsettling so I expect she will keep her long spindly claws in Ethan
i wish i could use his soft arms as a makeshift heatpad for my uterus ouchies
I have observed your toes. I will lick the sand off your soles and toes. I will ejaculate on your feet.
>>35047301They both seem to be really disgusting people, yeah. Hopefully their kids are able to escape those bad influences in adulthood.
h3h3 is why you should never go for fat or ugly guys. they will get cocky and cheat on you throwing years of a relationship away
Modern man has bowed in submission in simpery to women so hard that all his eyes can see is her feet that is how low man has fallen
>>35047307plenty of fit guys cheat too
>>35047296>all my news and rumours from atogaleeeet's get rooooight into the newsss>>35047290based, I always liked Rikki lol>>35047299>Gunsmith Cats Minnie May Hopkins Skin Modunfathomably based>>35047303>lick the sand offI just took a shower>>35047307Facts, but cheaters gonna cheat regardless
>>35047304Agreed but their kids are probably already fucked. I always assume any child to a podcaster or YouTuber is going to have a fucked childhood because all they will see is their parents backs facing them taking to a camera, they will probably internalize the feeling that mom and dad give more of a shit about the approval of strangers than the love of their own children.
>>35047308>all his eyes can see is her feetNah I look at her legs
*looks at the crowd of women*We're not gonna take it! No! We're not gonna take it! We're not gonna take it, anymoreeeeee! All eyes on usI wanna scream and shout and let it all outAnd scream and shout and let it outWe saying oh wee oh wee oh wee ohLets go twisted brothers!
>>35047307Same applies to ugly women, ugly women should just all die.Also isn't that channel created by a kike?>throwing years of a relationshipThat's only relevant because it might damage the man, you women aren't owed shit, learn your fucking place, trash.
F.As my dad is my only surviving parent, 60+ I have already started to save money for his christmas present.Its that most stuff he really needs I cant afford, and what I can, he can too.Moids of atoga, lets say you already once got a present from lets say Ryobi brand, a tool. Would you love stuff from same brand, like a new tool/battery that is the same brand?A guy I know irl said its something at least he would really appreciate, but I want a bigger sample size before I commit into some of the higher tier stuff that is costly.>Ryobi is just an example brand not what I am buying
I am going to masturbate you.
Why do I hate white people but want to breed a white woman?
>>35047307>The fat or ugly man will get cocky>Because I consider myself to be better than him and he will think he is hot shit because I am so special and hotDon't flatter yourself you're posting on /atoga/ of all places
>>35047322Prob because you're a nigger.
Sigh
>>35047322You hate white people because you see them as having more abundance and wealth which you envy. You want to breed a white woman to try to covet that abundance and wealth by inserting yourself into the genetic stock
>>35047320>Would you love stuff from same brand, like a new tool/battery that is the same brand?yeah that sounds like a great gift>>35047321no thanks I can do that myself>>35047322>Why do I hate white peopleare you white yourself>>35047324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05d2lNr_KX4
>>35047311I liked Rikki too, but I always hated her relationship with Zane. I wanted to punch him right in the schnozz. At least he was better than Barry.
>>35047325what is wrong?
>>35047311That skin was a good idea terribly executed, no idea why her face end up like that. Thank God I found a high quality model of the brown girl, she is on my "to do" list of skins :D
>>35047331Oh nothing horrible. Just tired.
>>35047332>the brown girlYou mean Rally Vincent lolYeah that would be dope>>35047334Samsies, let's go zzz soon>>35047330>wanted to punch him right in the schnozzlol based
British people be like “have a day off mate, we’re a long way from starbucks”
Really want emojis to be a thing here
>>35047334are u going to bed soon?screentime before bed is bad
>>35047339Kill yourself.Sincerely,Anonymous
>>35047336>Rally VincentI always forgot the names of these walking fleshlight. Another skin i have planned to do is Irene sanders from desert Rose
>>35047320lmao my mind went to batteries for his tools before I even got to that part of your post, so I definitely second what your friend said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKcDRIvhcOkVaginas all their opinions they have on men they get them from the television.>marie the baguettes hurry upIf anything feminism revealed the truth about women.
>>35047238In the sense that a lot of them probably started out as decent but sick people who ended up not getting help, sure. But that sympathy doesn't go very far since, y'know, mass murder.
>>35047336Zzzz>>35047340Yes I am going to bed soon. I know but nothing I can do about it now
BIG!MEATY!CLITS!
>>35047339I honestly wouldn't mind them. The April Fool's prank where we got to use emojis was a lot of fun.
>>35047238Martin Bryant case is kinda sus
>>35047343
>>35047349THESE CLITS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTIN' MATES!
I want him to touch me nonsexually
men, would u like a tungsten cube as a gift?
>>35047357Tell him dat
>>35047351Yeah I think it would be a fabulous feature. And to prevent spam you'd be limited to like 5 of them per post
>>35047358no
Sometimes pussy looks like the mouse of a computer. Left click the left labia right click the right labia and the clit is the scroll wheel
>>35047358No
>>35047360He won't listen
>>35047358Waste of space and looks ugly. So no.
>>35047337You can't swing a cat without hitting a Starbucks here>have a day off mateI should be so lucky>>35047344>walking fleshlightShe'd kick you in the balls and handcuff you for saying that>desert Roseyou have peak anime taste at least>>35047358no what am I supposed to do with that
>>35047358Yes that is a really cool gift
>>35047363>>35047365>>35047367>>35047370noted what other gift ideas would u guys prefer instead? no dirty answers allowed
>>35047366Consider breaking up with him.
>>35047358Sure
>>35047367>Waste of spaceIt's denser than anything else you own so objectively it's the least wasteful use of space.
>>35047373I want the tungsten cube
>>35047358Not at those prices, no. Save your money for something useful and/or meaningful.
>>35047373The best gift you can give to your bf is not be insufferable.
>>35047341>I just love ginger girlsmove to scotland or something>>35047373>what other gift ideas would u guys prefer instead?cube of cheese
>>35047370>no what am I supposed to do with thatPut it in a sock and bash Pakis' heads in.
>>35047370>no what am I supposed to do with thattungsten is a very dense metal it's supposed to be neat that it's so small yet so heavy, feels exactly like something a woman would buy as a gift for a guy because she has no idea about what men actually like>>35047371foid hands
>>35047373Just cook me a nice dinner, but you can't because modern foid.
>>35047378what will u name him>>35047380rude answer, i obviously meant something materialistc, >>35047382nice answer, i can work with thiscolby jack okay?
>>35047364Never gonna be able to unsee that, so thanks.
>>35047373Something from ebay, etsy or a small business relevant to my interests. Maybe a book or a movie I've shown interest in.
>>35047377Denser than me? I don’t think so
>>35047384Not foid hands I genuinely would like to have that as a paperweight for my desk.
>>35047382Isn't irland the world capital of gingers?
>>35047384>something a woman would buy as a gift for a guy because she has no idea about what men actually likePiss off. Some of us are dorks.
>>35047382>cube of cheeseMouse hands.
>>35047388>Never gonna be able to unsee that, so thanks.No problem, remember not to scroll too hard on the mouse wheel it can break
>>35047392Worth imo tbqhwy.
>>35047373Anything related to my interests or handmade
>>35047382>move to scotland or somethingOI INCEL, DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT POST?Do you still live in 2008 or something?
>>35047373I've been thinking of a nice fountain pen lately. Maybe get him a set of a fountain pen and a pen. Or a nice perfume.
>>35047387>colby jack okay?yesss lessgo>>35047383wtf that's raycis>>35047393probably, idk I've never been>>35047398>Mouse handsme and the girls like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvgUouPio0
>>35047395this is a long shot but you wouldn't happen to be that homo that posted his cube on /g/ would ya?
>>35047402I mean I've been to scotland and there were many gingers, this was many years ago tho>>35047404that does sound awsome>>35047407>posted his cubethis isn't a euphemism is it
>>35047403Do you already have a fountain pen? I started writing and sketching with those this year and love them.
Top 5 gifts for Gen Z moids>Roblox Robucks >Fortnite Skins>A new graphics card (compatible for AI porn generation)>Subscriptions to OF girls>A Fleshlight >A footjob
>>35047387Men only want 3 things:1. Respect (dont dress or behave like a slut) 2. Loyalty (dont cheat on him)3. Peace (dont be insufferable. You must be her ideal help, not another problem/drama he must solve in life)
>>35047407Nope.
>>35047405>wtf that's raycisAnd?
>>35047408>this was many years ago thoMASHALLAH BISMILLAH *STABS YOU IN THE NECK* FUCK THE PATRIARCHY LONG LIVE THE SULTANATE OF BRITBONGISTAN! Last time you could see a blond or red head was like 10 years ago.
>>35047411No I don’t. I was thinking of getting one with a medium nib. My budget is around 80€. I really want one for notes and writing.
Women, thoughts on your man rubbing and touching your legs and feet. Is that annoying to you? Esp during sex
>>35047412If you ever give me a footjob instead of a pitjob I'll know that you don't love me
>>35047408>this isn't a euphemism is itno, I've seen an Anon with one of these before on /g/ also used it as a paperweight instead of using cool-looking free rocks he found outside like a real man. I still have some rocks I brought home back when I was in middle school
>>350474131. Isnt respect, that's self respect for the foid. When we want respect from a foid what we are asking for is she needs to stop being petty and sassy and nagging basically don't talk back to us when we are in the middle of a dispute it's every man's #1 hate with women especially when they bring up the past and keep count of past resolved issues
Do people need paperweights anymore? How much paper does the average person even use?
>>35047412Here are some gifts I've given a gen z moid over the last ten years:>wrasslin action figures>wrasslin ring and chairs and shit>vbucks>fifa bucks or whatever>basketballs>the Holy Bible>Young LA gift card>a shitload of air fresheners>cash
>>35047420Don't touch my feet
Tickling femanon's toes mid-coitus
>>35047425It's more of a decoration at this point. But if someone writes or works at an office it is a nice thing to have
>>35047413>dont dress or behave like a slutI love sluts tho>>35047418>Last time you could see a blond or red head was like 10 years agoI know many IRL so that's bull lol>>35047423>instead of using cool-looking free rocks he found outside like a real manidk the cube looks cleaner>>35047426>the Holy Bible>vbucks>cash>a shitload of air freshenersthis is all a real nigga needs tbf
>>35047425Nobody really needs a paperweight, but there are still plenty of people buying them. I use a lot of paper for no good reason. I like to draw and write. I go through a couple reams of copy paper and a few sketchbooks every year.
>>35047416touche>>35047425>people need paperweights anymoreppl out here still using paper in the big 2026 lol
Oi mate ooja fink you ah you avin a laff focken jog on lad
>>35047433>this is all a real nigga needs tbfYou'll notice that a lil white nigga started locking in fr in the 2010s as he became a teenager. He's gonna go to vocational school after college and wants to run his own business in the future.I wasn't sure if he was gonna like the Bible or not but apparently that's the best gift I've bought him. That was nice to hear.
>>35047374We're not dating
Men. Why are you so afraid of being pegged? Is it the patriarchy?
>>35047424Women dressing like sluts it's because she wants be seen and be desired by other men, and that translate like "look everybody i dress whatever i want because my bf is a cuck, you can look and hit on me all you want because im publuc propiety, i dont belong to my bf"
>>35047439Get bent
Gifts my foid gave to me>A ps5>A vacation to Europe>An entire fully modded portable game device stacked with roms thousands of roms>An expensive leather jacket>My favorite cologne >Three pairs of shoes>At least a dozen shirts>A wristwatch >Wireless earphones>Headphones>Hand written personalized love letters written for every possible mood I might be in for me to read for comfort >Breakfast lunch and dinner every day Needless to say I am going to marry the fuck out of her
>>35047442I would use you meat bean like a chewing toy
>>35047430>anon REALLY wants me to pee during sex but won't straight up say it
>>35047441Sounds like a confusing situation.
>>35047442Seems like it would hurt
>>35047442It does not feel good.
>>35047447Jelly. I still wouldn't marry
>>35047439Time for an argy bargy son, you'd best be going home>>35047442>Why are you so afraid of being pegged?I'm not really but I'd only let my future wife do it. my ass is precious>>35047443or maybe they just like being hot, it's not that deep>>35047447this is like more than I ownhow rich is this bitch
>>35047437>ppl out here still using paper in the big 2026 loldis nigga writin on trees lmao
>>35047450It's hot, I'm hot, I need refreshments. Get to dispensing. Tickle tickle
>>35047442I let an ex get a pinky in there one time and felt like I was being raped, so I think I'm good.
>>35047457nah I just get my students to write things for me
>>35047456She is not rich at all she just gives more than she takes she puts others first and she isn't a bitch
>>35047447>her virginity it's not on the listThis is not the flex you think is...
>>35047457I'm excited to be an old nigga in the 2060s and still doing caveman shit like writing on leaves with dye and typing my words into computers instead of thinking them into the computer
Women if your man gifted you money for your birthday would you kill yourself
>>35047433>idk the cube looks cleanerto each their own I guess. feels way more like clutter me I'd feel very annoyed by having around it seems so pointless I almost never need to weigh down my papers and when I do I just use whatever I have at hand that is heavy. I cannot realistically picture a situation where I have paper clutter that's in risk of being blown away and my first thought is>Oh I know, I'll get my gay little cubebut that's just me.
>>35047427Why not
>>35047447And what have you done for her?
>>35047329>>35047345Thank you Anons.I think I am ready to commit to my gift idea, that is super long life battery for his tools.To me it sounds a bit plain, but if Moids like the idea. I think my dad will too.Thank you for your contribution Anons
>>35047447No enough
>>35047462>She is not rich at allthat stuff expensive tho>she isn't a bitchsoz I didn't mean it like thatshe sounds like a keeper tho>>35047463>caring about virginity unironicallyle yawn>>35047465I joke but I actually still use pen and paper a lot and always carry around a notebook to write things down>>35047470us moids are simple creatures, I'm sure pops will enjoy>>35047467why is so much wind blowing your papers anyway
>>35047458I genuinely hate when that accidentally happens, even if it's something the guy is into. Calling it squirting or whatever you want doesn't make me feel better about being so out of control of my body in an unfun way.
>>35047467I like the gay cube, but I'm also enough of a douche to enjoy some "executive toys" and shit like that as well.I keep a figurine at my desk and just use that and my pen cup as paperweights when necessary.
>>35047472Yea it is expensive but it's been over a period of time it wasn't a burst of spending, and no worries man I half guessed you didn't mean it and yea she is a keeper I'm proud of her
>>35047433>I know many IRL so that's bull lol>I know at least 50 chinese people that hate riceNow try to understand per capita.
WomenHow do you name your sex toys?
>>35047070on some tuff shit rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCP3-q-6sFghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2pYjHDIF74https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n_zadNmJzIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUpMQMU630Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onuIkuYqM-8time for games + zzz, nite>>35047478my area is still majority white>>35047475<3
>>35047469I hope nothing.
>>35047472>why is so much wind blowing your papers anywayIt doesn't that's my point, I have no use for it. It has no sentimental value for me. I don't find it the least bit intereating. What am I supposed to do with a cube? I have no dedicated cube space. It won't look good anywhere anyway and because it's always this way the one time I'd have a use for I won't be able to find it.
Men hate when women vent or express any emotion short of lust or affection towards them, yet expect women to be at their beck and call for their every emotional need?
so clothes, possibly shoes, and a nice meal is a more preferable gift than the cube for men?im not really buying the whole, men like homemade stuff, unless she is actively skilled at whatever homemade thing shes making u
How do we feel about boob veins?
>>35047470You're welcome. Extra batteries are always super handy and well appreciated.We appreciate being given gifts that we use often, even if they're boring things like that.
>>35047487>yet expect women to be at their beck and call for their every emotional need?No? That's humiliating for me I do not want my gf to act like my mother
>>35047488I'm a simple moid, just give me a lock of your stomach hair as a token of your affection.
>>35047489were I a vampire I'd suck on 'em
>>35047487>quoteless post>inflammatory lieVagina or troon, call it.
>>35047489ON plastic boobs like th? Bad because plastic boobs are bad. On natural tits they indicate juicyness.
Women, are you racist?
>>35047498M no
>>35047489hot, and this woman is hot>>35047488>clothes, possibly shoes, and a nice meal is a more preferable gift than the cube for menfor me personally, yeah>not really buying the whole, men like homemade stuffnaw it can be very sentimental and sweet
>>35047492im trying to be normal for once w you guys and this is how im rewarded>>35047498by woke standards, maybe, but in actuality standards, no,
>>35047487I wish women would vent to me more often actuallyIt makes me feel useful, and useful is an amazing way to feel when you're a guy interacting with a girl
>>35047498All men are evil regardless of race
>>35047474F."squirting" is a weird thing.I have no idea what happened during sex. I dont think I pissed the bed, but after that massive orgasm there was a very, very large wet spot on the bed. right between my legs, his chin was glistening and the arm he used to finger me was too.>his expression was similiarly amused and surprisedI got one of the best if not the best orgasm in my life, but I kicked him out, made him go to shover while I bulldozed the bed and changed the sheets and everything else so he wouldnt see it.>I know he already did, I did it literally to his face.>Slow work, legs shakyI have no memory of peeing. I ruined that night anyway with my reaction.It was a weird night.
>>35047505Except for me :^)
>>35047488Clothes and shoes are a pretty huge gamble until you've been serious for a while imo. A woman would have to know me well before I'd feel comfortable letting her dress me up.Unless the guy specifically likes knick knacks like the tungsten cube, a nice meal is a much better gift. Anything related to our hobbies is also better than the cube.
>>35047488Can never go wrong with comfy neutral looking socks, no man has enough socks. Honestly I'd rather get a rock with googly eyes than the cube, I think that's pretty cute. I think a lot of men like cute things but we can't really buy them, however a cute gifted thing is permissible.
What gifts do nerdy men want?
GenderWhat are you up to tonight?
>>35047469>And what have you done for her?In terms of spending she is reluctant to let me spend big on her she is very modest but any book she wants she gets and when I can figure out where to get them I try to make sure I get the signed editions. Each week I buy her a bouquet of flowers, and I take her out often generally idk what I do for her that is considered good I just do what I do and she seems to really like it. I take care of her even saved her life once
>>35047505Even the black ones?Even daddy?Even george floyd?Oh right, I forgot, adulthood is "realizing your father is an incel".
I dislike firearms and automobiles.
>>35047512>a lot of men like cute things but we can't really buy themspeak for yourself, I'm always getting cute shii>>35047514shitposting here instead of sleepingalso making beats, listening to music and vidya>>35047513blowjob>>35047518same except in fiction they're hella tuff
>>35047514MMight watch a movie or something, I dunno.
>>35047519I like black powder weapons in fiction and cannons
>>35047521Same. I'm thinking of finally watching Terrifier. How about you?
>>35047513Get me some sort of independently published TTRPG hardcover. If you know my tastes well, any sort of coffee table book or art book would probably land well.If I'm complaining about a chair, a wrist rest, a mouse pad or what have you and can't seem to find the brainpower to replace them myself, consider buying me one of those things as well.Art supplies are also well appreciated.
>>35047513Seconding blowjob.More serious answer: mini straandbeest
>>35047519>cute shiiok but you're clearly a fag and as such an edge case it's different
>>35047511>A woman would have to know me well before I'd feel comfortable letting her dress me up.really ? howcome? can’t she just buy stuff based off what u already wear? >>35047519what is the cutest thing you have bought?
>>35047526Idk about being a fag but he IS the most autistic person here, quantifiably
>>35047523>How about you?Maybe that Faces of Death movie from this year, seems like it was polarizing but some people with taste I respect liked it.
>>35047530lol my goat qt got the high score?I think I got the lowest or close to the lowest, 25
>>35047524>independently published TTRPG hardcoverthis was the first thing I saw when opening this thread and you are a godamn embarrassment to the human race. go back.
WomenThoughts on a thumb in the butt during doggy?
Holy shit, the autistic skills and techniques just for that business...https://youtu.be/Sd5SQ40sCoI
>State genderIf (You) were a Fallout character, what would your S.P.E.C.I.A.L values be?
>>35047532234/240
>>35047533Uh oh, stinky, someone's having a bad day.
I think I'm too squeamish to do anal raw, I'm wrapping it up at least.
>>35047339
>>35047533We're on the pathetic dork website man. Why does it come as any surprise that I enjoy collecting useless books full of tables and drawings of goblins
>>35047526>you're clearly a fagI'm not though I'm str8>>35047527>what is the cutest thing you have boughtidk probably a dog show playset and salon for the dogs>>35047530>he IS the most autistic person herefacts, I have the exam results to prove itI'm in my autism era rn. next time someone tries to talk to me in public I'll say "sorry I have autism">>35047532>I think I got the lowest or close to the lowest, 25what's up chad mcnormalfag>>35047522like some medieval shit? yeah I fw thatfr I gotta dip now
>>35047534Kill men
>>35047536M>S.P.E.C.I.A.L 4.9.5.4.7.5.4
>>35047531Interesting. I hadn't heard of it. Hope it's good.>>350475364 Strength1 Perception4 Endurance5 Charisma8 Intelligence6 Agility2 Luck
>>35047542>what's up chad mcnormalfagNot much just failing at being normal, aggressively
>>35047534I'd freak out instantly
>>35047542>I'm in my autism era rn. next time someone tries to talk to me in public I'll say "sorry I have autism"lol
>>35047546>2 LuckAs a white westerner?
>>35047498Probably >>35047238I honestly sympathize with lanza He was a pseud and massively unpleasant but he was too autistic to exist in this reality so I don't blame him
>>35047536MS7P8E10C7I9A10L10
>>35047542>>35047549Dangerously based.
>>35046938I used to spend $60 every month on energy drinks
>>35047550Yeah.
>>35047505What's wrong honey? You have barely touched your white supremacist toon link
>>35047547>just failing at being normalmaybe the test is bullshit after allhang in there chad>>35047555>$60 every month on energy drinkstf were they gold plated or somethingactually I prolly did too>>35047536F.A.G.G.O.T.R.O.N.>>35047549lulz0rsgoodnight yomies <3might not post til after halloween
>>35047508It doesn't feel like peeing, but it might as well be if you ask me. It's not like spilling some artisanal water on the guy, it's a fucking bodily fluid.
>>35047513Do it raw with his gf cosplaying his favorite fictional girl
>>35047559I wish you limey types actually celebrated Halloween
>>35047558I hated Toon Link and that entire era of Zelda honestly
state genderwould u rather date a person who is very knowledgeable on things and smart and rarely doesn’t already know the things you tell or show themor someone who is a little dense and has below avg common sense and is often starstruck by the things u tell or show them?
>>35047534Extremely hot if I prepped. Absolutely off the table if I didn't.
>>35047550He became raped trash at a young age and then dated BV so it checks out
>>35047536Male3 Strength7 Perception 1 Endurance 7 Charisma 7 Intelligence 2 Agility 1 Luck I can read people and I am a good bullshitter
>>35047564MFirst person. I like smart people and when someone is smarter than me. Its always a good way to learn something new, they can challenge me, and it helps me grow.
>>35047561>tfw most fictional girls I see men obsess over are on the whiter end of the spectrum
>>35047536MI wasn't sure how many points we get, so I looked up how many you get in the first game.For anyone else who was curious: 40 total among the seven stats, ranging from 1 to 10 Strength: 5Perception: 5Endurance: 4Charisma: 7Intelligence: 7Agility: 5Luck: 7
>>35047536>Male>CaucasianS: 4P: 9E: 5C: 4I: 6A: 6L: 7
>>35047562>actually celebrated Halloweenhdym?I mean I am celebrating it for the rest of the week (and giving out a lot of candy on sat), it's my fav holiday>>35047564I've always been the stupid one in relationships, so the former. it would feel weird to date a girl dumber than me
>>3504757040? I went with 21
I miss >him but he's an asshole to me. He doesn't even want to use me for sex.
>>35047536Can I get an explanation of what this means? If there a site for it?
>>35047542I want to put your head in a vice
>>35047575Id help you forget about him by making you feel the same way about me
>>35047575He wanted a virgin wife
>>35047575fuck off nameless (obese) namefag
>>35047510Koreans aren't known to be the nicest people
>>35047575How'd you >meet him?
>>35047576Strength PerceptionEnduranceCharismaIntelligenceAgilityLuck
>>35047487Showing emotion in front of a woman is humiliating
>>35047576What kind of 3rd world country are you from where you don't know what fallout is
>>35047585in front of the right women its not
>>35047534F.Admittedly I am somewhat drunk but anyway, i'll be honest.During a quicky? Never, I havent prepped. I will squirm and worm my way to escape if it happens, you dont know what your thumb will touch. I might have one in the chamber, ready to go.>I have fingered my own ass to masturbate and even if I dont feel like I need to poo, it might be there ready at the launch line.>yeah that is not sexy, it is what it is.>This is why I think spontaneous anal is porn only thingBut when I am in the mood, got myself ready and drag my man into bed by their belt? I will ask for it.
>>35047564The former.>>35047576>"S is for Strength, and that means I am strong! I can carry lots of toys and swing stuff all day long!">"P is for Perception, a long funny word! It means what I tasted, smell, saw and heard!">"E is for Endurance, and that's how long I can play! I'm always really healthy, and have energy all day!">"C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile, and never want to hate!">"I is for Intelligence, it means I'm really smart! I use my brain for lots of stuff, like science, math and art!">"A is for Agility, that's how I get around! I move real fast and easy, and I never make a sound!">"L is for Luck, and it's simple, you see! It means that good things always happen to me!"
>>35047576They're the stats from the RPG system that the Fallout games use.I tried to explain how the scales for the stats work here: >>35047570You rank each stat one to ten, but the total of all seven stats can't exceed forty.
>>35047541>useless books full of tables and drawings of goblinssightry battletech sourcebooks
Atoga foids are thoroughly run through
>>35047586It's after JH's time
milk men until they bleed and they pass out
>>35047587They all think that.
>>35047586>implying fallout isn't huge among third worlders
>>35047594>milk menI'm lactose intolerant>>35047577>want to put your head in a vicewhat colour is the vice>>35047575you should learn to value yourself>>35047070speaking of bangers, lost Daft Punk mix from 1997 just dropped https://soundcloud.com/ralphlawson/daft-punk-feb-97-dj-mix
>>35047586That is such a bs thing to say. Do you not realise how small video games are? And the amount of people that know about fallout is even smaller?
>>35047594I've jerked off past the point of bleeding before. You don't pass out.
>>35047600Fallout got a mainstream TV series….
>>35047591You know what, I might. I've read some pdfs and enjoyed them.
>>35047583>>35047590>>35047589Oh, ok.>Strength4>Perception9>Endurance7>Charisma6>Intelligence6>Agility3>Luck5>>35047586>>35047593I'm sorry I don't play every video game ever.
Women would you get the ick if a man smells to nivea cream? That's my favorite brand to jerk off with. But i have noticed that the smells stay even after washing my hands so i just wanted to know if women can notice when a guys uses hand lotions to masturbate
>>35047566BV said that never happened
>>35047599>what colour is the vicecobalt blue
>>35047603So? How many people have seen it? How many people even know it was a video game? Even if its 50 million and they all have that knowledge in the grand scheme of things its irrelevant
>>35047600>Do you not realise how small video games are?NTA. It depends on your age. Zoomers and Zillennials are more interested in video games than movies or TV.
>>35047600Take your meds and go to bed, grandma
>>35047594Do you mean hand domination? Chloe Skyy is one of my favorite girls on this subject
>>35047611>cobalt blueok nice that'll complement the fit
>>35047608>I'm sorry I don't play every video game ever>giving me sass when I defended you>9 perceptionI think the eyeglasses fiasco should knock you down at least two points.
>>35047600Nta but Fallout is hugely popular... I'm not into the genre at all but still know of it and the series... you must live under a rock lol
Tomorrow is the day before Halloween. I want to go out and do something, but I have no friends. What are my options?
>>35047612>Even if its 50 million and they all have that knowledge in the grand scheme of things its irrelevantI mean, you could say that about entire countries.
>>35047599Tbqvhwy this mix is kinda boring and pales in comparison to Alive 2007
>>35047600Only a billion dollar industry>>35047596That makes it even worse
GenderFavorite cheese?
>>35047623>That makes it even worseoh I wasn't saying that in that anon's defense
>>35047619You could probably trick or treat if you're small enough and fully covered
>>35047617The anon said it was about physical senses. Honestly that stat system sucks donkey dick. There's no Wisdom stat like in D&D, so intelligence has to do a ton of heavy lifting as to what "smartness" means. Not to mention "luck" being a dumb metric.
>>35047625mit's been asked here before not long agojust the regular cheddar and eidam I like nice basic smooth milky cheeses nothing fancy
>>35047625Blue Cheese.F
>>35047625F. Pepper Jack.
>>35047625MLimburger
Men, would I be disqualified from ever dating you if I was previously an open flirt. What if it was openly known I’m promiscuous (for example, in our mutual friend sphere). If I became interested in you and wanted to pursue you romantically, how would you feel?
>>35047625MBlue cheese with something hot. Probably mozzarella otherwise.
>>35047602NTA. Why does the idea of men hurting themselves while jacking off make me viscerally upset and sad?
>>35047622Yeah fair enough, it's a radio house/techno mix from '97, might not be up your alley>Alive 2007Brilliant album but I prefer Alive 1997 (and Daftendirektour generally) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JSQVYhNcRs
I shaved off my 2 week neckbeard.
>>35047625F.I really dont have a favourite cheese.I do like blue cheese and pineapple on pizza.I like mozzarella in my burgersNuts and camembert with sparkling wineEvery cheese has to be paired with something else so its flavour can shine trough.
>>35047627I meant something I could do with other people 21+.
>>35047634No, I don't care about shit like thatI dated a girl who had a body count of at least 30 before
>>35047619i have the same issue since nobody wants to do anything and the rest already have their own plans. going to see a movie alone lol. i'm going to go very slightly drunk so i don't jump at every possible jumpscare because i tend to do that.
Who are the most iconic and influential women of the past three years?>Lindsay Clancy>Sydney Sweeney>Kamala Harris>The hawk tuah spit on the thang girl>Caitlyn Clark>Greta Thunberg>That corrupt jewish woman who is the president of MexicoFemanons, are you proud of this list?
>>35047634MIf it's just being a flirt, maybe notActual promiscuity is a hard passI would not feel anything about your feelings towards me, I would just reject them and you
>>35047638another angel lost her wings </3
>>35047639Not mozzarella, I pair that with vinegar soaked tomato slices with salt and pepper.I meant cheddar in burgers.Sorry, I had cheese in my brains
I'd probably kill my moid if he cheated on me
>>35047625MHonestly Brie because it reminds me of my crush.Feta is my second favorite.
>>35047634Idc about flirting and bodycount, desu I'd probably just worry you weren't looking for anything serious and would get bored of me, but if you actually wanted to date (and I liked you ofc) I'd give it a shot>>35047625Camembert>>35047619Go to a bar or club maybe and try talking to people>>35047650Based
>>35047650as if
>>35047646You forgot Tamara
>>35047650Would you be okay with him killing you for cheating in turn?
>>35047634I might be a little wary but wouldn't write you off completely. If that really is in the past, it likely wouldn't be a problem for me.
>>35047650I thought you were in a polycule isn't opem cheating the whole idea
>>35047631Gf material.
>>35047652>>35047644>not caring about bodycount Are men moving left?
>blue cheeseu guys are eating mold
State gender.Why are you here, anonymous and poor, when anyone can get a guaranteed 100k views on a video just by putting a Jewish star or Hebrew text in the thumbnail?
>>35047625MManchego. I also really like that parmesan/cheddar hybrid that Sartori makes.
>>35047659>men moving leftI've been left wing all my life>>35047660good for immunity and that>>35047661I'm not anne frank bruh
>>35047636I'm not sure. It's a nice sentiment, but there's people way more deserving of empathy than us coomers.
>>35047661mI have morals
>>35047659That's not a left thing
>>35047660Moldy cheese is goated.
>>35047636I've calloused it before by doing it too much. One time I edged for an hour and got blue balls and I was rolling on the floor for half an hour
>>35047646For me, it's Snood.
>>35047090Hating whores =/= hating women. If you think they’re equivalent, you’re infinitely more misogynistic than I could ever be.
>>35047663why can't you be the cancer curing or at least train kind of an autist instead of this fake zoomer faggotry genuinely most annoying nigga ITT including the regular freakshows I'd take BV posts over you
>>35047659NTA but my reasoning isn’t pure “I don’t care about that stuff, past is the past, free flowing love and sex and freedom women woohoo!”1. I live in one of the most popular cities in the world. I expect every woman to sleep around. When everyone is a whore, no one is a whore.2. I enjoy sleeping around myself, granted I compartmentalize a little bit. But I would feel too hypocritical if I cut off promiscuous women if I’m promiscuous myself. Hell, even if I wasn’t promiscuous, it wouldn’t be because I’m a tradguy, it’s because I suck at getting casual sex, so I’d still consider it hypocritical.
Emojis….
>>35047652>Go to a barThis was my plan, but in my experience, people are either suspicious or just straight up don't want to interact with you if you go alone.
I only care about his cock
Reminder:
Guys, why can you dish it out but not take it? You all want to give us facials, but the minute you run into a squirter and you're getting it right back you don't want anything to do with that. You get shy and sheepish and suddenly you feel humiliated by getting a face full of girlcum?
>>35047646Sophie Cunningham has eclipsed Clark in popularity at this point. You also forgot Elizabeth Holmes.
>>35047664Please take better care of yourself.>>35047668Maybe it's because I empathize with orgasm chasing to the point of injury.
>>35047677Squirt is pee, do you want me to piss on your face?
>>35047671:)
>>35047676i would eat a singular small cube of cheese out of his hand like im his dog
>>35047671>genuinely most annoying nigga ITTmission accomplishedbye-niiii(I'm busy all weekend and back at work next week so you can have a break from my posts)>>35047674Try a different bar thenOr just stay in and watch scary movies
I must say my sister got a very handsome moid
>>35047683gross
>>35047681No its not. Learn a bit of female anatomy!
>>35047646You should also mention Lucy Craig, Amouranth, Margorie Taylor Greene, and Taylor Swift.
>>35047687He is plapping her
>>35047666Yes it is. The right demonize women for sleeping around and will use offensive words. The left will see a girl get all her holes filled right in front of them and immediately disregard and date.
>>35047687Your sister sucks cocks. Plural.
>>35047634I like sluts, personally.
>>35047692>The right demonize womenThat's not a right thing
I must say my brother got a very beautiful foid
>>35047689No uhttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/iju.15004
>>35047687and the egg is cracked
>>35047634The besr title i could give you is the title of "walking fleshlight" but i would never give you the title of gf, much less the title of wife. You are just for pump and dump. Virgin women worth gold and only virgin women deserve the title of gf and wife. You already threw away into the trash bin your worth of woman literally for nothing, now take accountability.
>>35047680Thanks. I'm almost a week into nofap, so we'll see.
>>35047536Is this relative or compared to everyone else as a whole?
>>35047699Wish I could crack my sister's eggs if you know what I mean>>35047701>besrMinor typo detectedHow are you going to kill yourself to atone for such a grievous fault?
Are there any unusual here that can comment, was it always this way? Im shocked by how many girls have been escorts, done OF, fansly, sugar daddy stuff. Like what the fuck happened?
>>35047701ik i'm responding to bait but incels don't actually think virgin vaginas look like bottom left, right?
>>35047692>The right demonize women for sleeping around and will use offensive wordsProbably because prior promiscuity is one of the top predictors of a failed marriage. Leftists don't care because they're eternal manchildren and sex pests, and even the ones willing to commit are passive doormats.
Some of you i swear
>>35047692>The left will see a girl get all her holes filled right in front of them and immediately disregard and date.I thought the stereotype was that cuckolds are secret conservatives? Or conservatives are secret cucks.
>>35047661F.Originally I came here, a bit antagonistic, to boast about my relationship status about 10 years ago.Then I found this place is a genuine place to ask questions even if the quality of answers is variable.Then I decided to answer as many as I could for the guys of the thread, to help.Now I am just as alone and miserable as anyone else in here. But this /atoga/ thing started to feel like a community who doesnt know me, or who I dont know, but I want to return to almost every day.I would say its the Barrens chat, and we're all looking for Mankriks wife. It has the same appeal.And I love it these days
>>35047661My identity is cancer so I prefer staying anonymous
>>35047703As a wholeConsider 5 to be average
>>35047705It's easy
>>35047702I actually hate nofap, too. Guys here should be jerking off all the time, but responsibly.
>>35047650Imagine if I was your moid and I made out with your neck
>>35047705You feel like there's more because it's easier to find out about them, it's the same sort of thing that's happened with crime since the 20th centuryThe world's safer for most people but it feels scarier because it's easier to hear about scary things, except in this case replace fear and crime with being horny and porn/sluts
>>35047711I wasn't in barrens chat myself but appreciate the post. The furthest I got in vanilla and tbc was twinking around in the battlegrounds.
Both genders: which one are you taking?M, I'd probably go with the pink one in the middle row. No idea what it is, but it looks good.
Only virgin incels are retarded. In real life when romantic attraction come into play, the past is nothing, that’s why you always see jocks who call some women sluts end up marrying a former slut.If you’re going to date a virgin, it’s not going to be because you looked for one. It’s going to be because a woman who you felt mutually attracted to just happened to be a virgin.This isn’t even about options. This is about biology.
Picking up steam right as I am about to sleep
need to get my hair cut, but I don't want to book an appointment, because... idk.
>>35047675Hi
>>35047719Yeah probs pink or the lemon one. I prefer my holes filled.
>>35047715I can't. Any indulgence results in a complete relapse within days.
>>35047722Just go in and ask if they have anything free in the next hour or so.
>>35047721I'm sorry for being one of the stagehands working the satanic puppet show this evening anon
>>35047719f, top left, middle right, i'm done
>>35047719I don't want to answer because of the inevitable sexual implication that will be brought up
>>35047719F. BOSTON CREAM.
>>35047680Would you ice my balls
>>35047720Yawn. I wonder how people don't get tired of obsessing over this shit.
>>35047675My pp is a bit longer than a can of monster energy. Are you a pretty ginger?
>>35047719MNo blueberry! wack. I'd pick the maple one in the bottom right.
>>35047715Fine, fine, I'll jerk off since you insist>>35047719I'm partial to a Boston creme but a plain chocolate frosted is good too
>>35047687Steal him.
>>35047725I purposefully sabotage that shit for guys here, just so you know.>>35047731Is that a thing guys actually do?
>>35047711Y-you came here to boast about having a bf?
>>35047728>woman>takes two donutsthere's a moral here somewhere
At a ripe 30 year old age, this balding fat man is in his trinket collecting era.caught myself thinking about going to the mall to window shop for amusing desk trinkets just the other day.
>>35047736>listens to me when I tell him to jerk off AND likes the best kind of donutYou're a good one.
>>35047720Men do care about your past for the same reason why banks care about your past :^)
>>35047727That's air tight. That's how I say alright.
>>35047741It has begun
>>35047741hey
>>35047720>"in real life">jocks>incels>slutsI don't think real life is just a bunch of 1980s high school movie cliques but ok.
>>35047715>Guys here should be jerking off all the timeWhy? It's a waste of timeI'm on my monkmode shit, haven't fapped in months and have no plans to fap ever again>>35047719M, third one along on the bottom>>35047722Just do it>>35047711>And I love it these daysReally? I hate it here>>35047741Trinkets are awesome
>>35047705MWorld's oldest profession meets the obliteration of the middle class, and the largest wealth gap in history.
Bits and bobs
>>35047748>Why?Because I think it's hot.
>>35047711>feel like a community who doesnt know meIdk if it counts but I've been taking notice of your posts so I do know you a little now
Alright cut the shitWhich present namefags have the most and least drama?
>>35047752>I think it's hotI'm not going to do it ever again then
WomenHow do I make you orgasm?
>>35047738>Is that a thing guys actually do?It helped a little
>>35047755its me. i have the least drama. this is my first named post in my life and it will be my last. goodbye
>>35047705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF63MLEApE4
>>35047738We don't have the same peccadilloes, JH, I'm good. Thanks for the warning though.
>>35047756Never say never.>>35047757Depends. Are toys on the table? How much time is there? What's the setting?>>35047758What about frostbite?
>>35047757You can't
>>35047634Yes and yes. The former is deeply unattractive and also makes me think she’s a slut, and there’s no practical way to prove otherwise. Even if she somehow did, it still shows a complete mismatch of temperament at best, so there’s no reason to give her a chance.>how would you feel?I’d probably just mope about it after shooting her down. It’s life toying with me at that point. It’s hard enough to find someone, but for the opposite of what I’m looking for to throw herself at me is insulting and sad.Being mean doesn’t come naturally to me, but if she forced my hand by aggressively flirting in public, I’d be as forceful as I need to be to say no.
>>35047719The yellow one. Looks like lemon and probably has some nice cream inside
>>35047762>What about frostbite?I obviously don't hold it long enough to freeze my balls off
>>35047625Gouda probs
>>35047761Learning moderation instead of extreme avoidance would be a healthier goal.
Women, how many tattoos do you have?
Has been already 2 years. Why do i keep whispering her name each time i cum? I have avoidant attachment so for me it's hard open up to other people, specialy in a romantic way.
WomenLet's say we're friends and I'm bad at keeping in touch. How long can I go without reaching out before I should just consider the friendship dead and buried?
>>35047634How promiscuous?
>>35047676WHERE IS MAH CHEEEEEESE
>>35047741check em
I feeeel horrrribleeeeer
>>35047768I'm working through this with a psychologist, thanks.
>>35047683Get out of my skin
>>35047776y
>>35047775777 you should buy a lottery ticket
>>350477690>>35047771For me personally I'm the same way. So you could probably reach out to me at any point and I'd catch up
>>35047775what meaning does the bull in the back have
>>35047770That's terrifying brother!
>>35047775Cucked >>35047777
>>35047769Bro wanted to give me a free tat. Probably to see my tits
>>35047766It sounds too complicated for a body part that's so fragile.>>35047769Just one. A little thing on my lower back.>>35047771I always respond to someone reaching out to get back in touch if we stopped talking on amicable terms. Just don't expect things to be back to the way they were overnight.
>>35047784my zodiac
>>35047772Nta but once the hymen of a woman is gone there's no way to know her real body count anymore. The same way there's no way you can know how many people have shoved their fingers inside a bottle of pills with their garanty seal already broken.
>>35047659They’re just manwhores.If you want a relationship primarily based on sex, then go hog wild; they won’t judge you that much.That’s very different from emphasizing commitment, though, and even if they claim to care about it, the promiscuous demonstrably don’t care as much in practice. Hence the infidelity and divorce rates.If you’re not promiscuous yourself, “sex positivity” is a really stupid thing to look for in a committed partner. Goes for both genders.
>>35047780It’s three in the morning and I am still awake
>>35047748>Why? It's a waste of time>I'm on my monkmode shit, haven't fapped in months and have no plans to fap ever againBased
>>35047777I'm glad to hear it. I wish my sex therapist didn't get weird so I could've had some similar progress made.
>>35047790Retards out full force tonight
>>35047771i don't "keep in touch" with moids unless we're dating/together though.
>>35047787With all due respect, shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to see those.
>>35047677I think it’s degenerate and would never respect a woman who even considers allowing others to treat her like that.
>>35047792Heh owned. I feel like I'm going to end up doing the same thing tonight.
>>35047795It's not my problem if you are offended by the truth
GenderWhat civ do you play in Civilization or other such games?
do men really like trinkets? what about keychains?
>>35047790Maybe that's why I asked her instead of asking to inspect her hymen? You spastic.
>>35047800Bro really responded to hour old stale bait
>>35047805F. I actually just helped my bf play Civ last night and we were Augustus as the leader of Carthage.
state genderwould u be more upset that ur dad toldu ur mom wanst ur actual mom or ur mom telling u ur dad isnt ur actual dad?
>>35047794I bet there are a lot of weirdos in the profession.
>>35047807>>35047795Don't reply to esls
>lay down>cat jumps up>head butts my hand to pet them >head pets>decides to bite the shit out of my hand and run awayBut why
>>35047805I remember Rome being easy, but I think Spain was my favorite.
>>35047809>Augustus>CarthageWhat the fuck!?
On the same topic, how cringe is it that i still look at that spot in the parking lot whenever i come home because i remember when his car was there.(we weren't even together or anything, when he visited it was a group hangout thing. but i still stare at that spot every time)
Didn't the men here graduate from college? Why are they so dumb?
>>35047812You'd think they'd all be ousted sooner than later.
>>35047811FI was adopted and some of my first memories are being ripped away from all the people who loved me and being put into a hostile environment. At this point I really don't care and practically don't have family.
>>35047805f, i like the randomized option. china maybe if i had to choose. wbu?
Finally a realistic portrayal of moids in vidya
>>35047814Kek, I forgot about this guy. Whats his @?
>>35047817You pick a leader and a civ separately in the new one. So you can be Napoleon of the Mayans, for example.
>>35047818It makes me feel almost nothing. It is a completely mundane and normal thought.
>>35047811MaleThe latter, since it’s far more likely to be a result of cheating.
>>35047799Lol. Nobody asks to see your tits, grumpy.
>>35047824this is how I'll be spending my time.romancing Luciafinally getting a gf.
>>35047822Cute traumatized femanon, do you hate your family
men, red or green flag if a girl does want to get married but doesn’t want a wedding or really any sort of gathering of celebration for it?
>>35047826No clue I just have the gif. He's probably dead by now
>ao3 down and billions of pixel money stolenBad day to be a degenerate lmao
>>35047824what's wrong with being efficient with my time I have many-a woman to enseminate so there are enough heirs to the throne time spent having sex is time not spent on intrigues and machinations
>>35047819Bush and Trump graduated from college
>>35047791>They’re just manwhoresI'm a virgin.... I would want a committed relationship, if they did too, then who cares about body count>>35047792Same (almost), hope you get to sleep soon>>35047819>Didn't the men here graduate from college? Why are they so dumb?I failed out of college so I'm allowed to be dumb
>>35047815maybe a hurt ear? but some cats are also mean and bite if you pet 0,01 seconds too long.
>>35047837My dream wedding. And maybe a dinner with parents and siblings later.
>>35047837Green I don't want to spend thousands of dollars on that bitch.
>>35047837My ideal wedding is just a banquet for friends and familiesno ceremonies, and then wedding photos.
>>35047842>foid with a college educated bush
>>35047813You wanted rode the cock-carrousell.Now it's time to take accountability.
>>35047837Green flag but I think a small ceremony at least would be nice
>>35047823Germany:)
>>35047824>she needs him to be a low inhib criminal murderer to orgasmRealistic portrayal of foids too
>>35047822Do you have no idea who your original family is?
>>35047720I would be disgusted and depressed if I learned that a woman I was interested in was just another whore. I’d probably snap if it happened too many times.
>>35047837Red
>>35047831it just annoys me because i've been trying to get rid of the feels and focus on other people, but they come back constantly because of that
>>35047836Hate is a strong word but I am irrecoverably fucked
>>35047858elaborate
>>35047806Yes keychains are awesome too>>35047851>carrousell
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend liked to host parties once every few months?
>>35047805Usually Japan. I also like Rome, and occasionally I use France or Russia.>>35047811>ur mom telling u ur dad isnt ur actual dad?I went through that. Apparently I cried and didn't stop crying for a few days. I learned that the person I called dad wasn't my dad, and wanted nothing to do with me anymore, after all.>>35047837Green. It's not a red flag to want a proper wedding either though.
>>35047865nice
>>35047861If I was your bf I'd keep giving you nice things and taking them away once you got attached including my love and attention
>>35047837I guess orange? It's a green flag if she wants a modest wedding.
>>35047837If she is not a virgin she is just larping. Imagine be a woman, gave your virginity to a retard behind the dumpester of the local WALMART and then dare to request a traditional wedding when you are not traditional woman.
What the fuck
>>35047851Saaaar
A “modest” wedding still costs like $20,000 btw
>>35047805Murrica spread like cancer
>>35047853huh, have you ever played hoi4. don't answer that actually.
Should I give an incel a chance?
>>35047878Never.
>>35047875Even those fast las Vegas weddings?
>>35047875That's literally my salary lol >>35047878Maybe
>>35047855Yeah I met them, my dad died a year after I met him and my mom was so unstable I ghosted her for years. Haven't talked to my adopted family since I got kicked out at 18.
>>35047875My brother's wedding was 12k. This was 2019 though.
>>35047843You have a whore mindset. Promiscuity is, at its core, a lack of discernment. You’d have sex without commitment for the sake of sex, and regardless of how much you claim to care about committing, that kind of behavior always erodes commitment in practice, as evidenced by the past half-century.For women who want commitment, dudes like you are far more dangerous than the bonheads who openly seek sex alone. Those are easy to spot and avoid. But you are much more difficult, since you genuinely believe you’re different, even though your behavior in practice is much more similar to the coombrain.
>>35047875A marriage it's a deal between 3:God, the husband and the wife.That's it.
>>35047877I think you know the answer>>35047878Give a /atoga/ anon a chance :)
>>35047878Bodycount 1 post-incels always admit online that they always get the urge to cheat after losing their virginity because the goal posts change. Now the goal isn't losing your virginity anymore, it's being able to be with more than 1 woman.
>>35047863What is wrong with her, does she hate her family and having fun. Does she think I'm broke. Why is she giving the cheapest lowest effort option possible off the bat, does she hate herself, does she think I'm gonna be impressed by her "humility" and how little she demands
>>35047888what if shes atheist
>>35047878Incel as in virgin, or incel as in misogynist? What happened to the doctor btw?
>>35047875You should earn back half of that from the money guests bring you
>>35047871WHAT
>>35047892It's even worst. Because for that kind of people their God is cultural marxism.
>>35047885That's rough. No siblings?
>>35047891shes shy, introverted, and doesn’t care much for big events or the pressure that comes with it>>35047898if shes atheist she has no god
>>35047713Strength: 6. Stronger than men who don't lift at all and about 98% of women, but eclipsed times over by the strongest and biggest men.Perception: 8 or 9. I have incredibly sharp senses, can pick up information very quickly, and tend to notice things that almost everyone else misses, which makes me an asshole to watch movies with.Endurance: 7? I pride myself on my stamina and durability, but I'm a far cry from the David Goggins of the world, running ultramarathons and being able to push through insurmountable pain.Charisma: 3. I'm a cunt. Intelligence: 7, maybe. Not to toot my own horn, mind you. Most people are just fucking idiots. Also, my intelligence has a certain wheelhouse.Agility: 7. Again, I think I'm brought down because of men, but I've always been athletically gifted. Naturally fast with very good coordination and a strong mind-body connection. You should have seen me play dodgeball.Luck: 4. Nothing too bad ever happens, but bad things do tend to happen, especially when things are outside of my control.>>35047719Raspberry jelly-filled>>35047743>Jupiter is the only one repping Grove StreetMy nigga. But that means Saturn is a Balla.>>35047769>how many tattoos do you have?3. They're all small and inconspicuous.>>35047824If it doesn't let me fuck strippers and hookers as Lucia, I'm not buying it.>>35047865>how would you feel if your boyfriend liked to host parties once every few months?What kind of parties?>>35047875>A “modest” wedding still costs like $20,000 btwA lot of that is just catering and venue. People charge out the ass for that stuff because they know you're willing to pay. Don't tell them it's for a wedding and it's a lot cheaper.>>35047805>What civ do you play in Civilization or other such games?Doesn't matter. I only pick Teddy because I'm not a fucking communist.
>>35047895Plus your parents and family members and your partners family will contribute. It is a family celebration after all.
>>35047901So she's a loser
>>35047891nta but that's interesting since it seems like 99% of the men here for example think absolute "humility" like that is ideal even.
>>35047887>You have a whore mindsetHow though if I'm almost a wizard. I would rather just sleep with one person for life if any>dudes like you are far more dangerous>your behavior in practiceSay what
>>35047901Just take a look to atheists, their God is Karl Marx, their cult is woke shit and their dogma is cultural marxism
>>35047904is she? for not being extroverted?
>>35047902Shut the fuck up, nobody cares
>>35047897Sheesh nothing
>>35047772>How promiscuous?Erm... It depends on how you're counting it. Between 42 and 67.
>>35047909christians and their superiority complexes, tale as old as time
>>35047902Norm was such a hypercritical pussy pretending to be edgy.
>>35047911Rude>>35047910No>>35047811>more upset that ur dad told uThis bc I'm afraid of ghosts
>>35047905They're also people like that, losers>>35047910Yes, why are you so afraid of people. How are we gonna go out and do anything and have a life outside of each other, do you have any friends
>>35047911Why would I ask if I didn't want answers?
>>35047893I went on a couple dates with the doctor but he started to creep me out a bit. He just had this really unnerving way of speaking that I cant quite place my finger on. He says it was just autism but I dont know. Anyway. He wasnt a match.>>35047890I think this is my biggest fear with virgins. I dont want to be a practice girlfriend. Im ready to get serious.
>>35047912WHAAAAT NOW YOU HAVE TO SAY
>>35047921introvert/ shy doesn’t equate to being scared of people, are u confusing those terms with social anxiety?
>>35047915>42The issue I'd have with dating a woman with a 40+ bodycount is I would doubt she'd actually commit to me, and not get bored and want to keep sleeping with other peopleIt's not the body count I care about, but the likelihood of things working out
>Boys, I’ve met a 10/10 fun, intelligent women with similar life goals, paths, excellent sexual chemistry and financial status…but…. She sucked and fucked some dicks casually before, even 3 at once like 6 years ago… what should I do boys? That’s how retarded some of you sound
>>35047901> if shes atheist she has no godThat wasn’t what anon meant. Leftoids behave, for lack of a better term, “religiously” when supporting their in-group. I’m sure you’ve seen the type who are just as dogmatic (arguably more so) and inflexible as the craziest fundamentalists in pushing their ideology. While not all of them act like that, they do, by definition, agree on the issues. Their “god”.
>>35047925Do you have any friends
>>35047918A hypocrite about what?
>>35047866>I went through that.Nobody cares bro, broken moids are disposable
>>35047907I’m saying that, in practice, you’re much less likely to end up with your first and only.
>>35047928Did she take any bbcs?
>>35047634Hard to imagine myself in a social circle like that, but my initial feeling is No, not disqualified. I might feel like "Oh, she's just flirting as always" and not believe your romantic advances at first
>>35047924i forgot. Sorry.
>>35047923>went on a couple dates with the doctor but he started to creep me out a bit. He just had this really unnerving way of speaking that I cant quite place my finger on. He says it was just autism but I dont know. Anyway. He wasnt a matchDoes he talk like G-man from Half Life?
>>35047927>the goalpost is now 40+You retards are almost funny at this point.
>>35047936Fuck you IDIOT you always forget everything just like how everyone forgets you
>>35047805MaleIf you aren't Egypt then you're being gypped.
>>35047929if its not an actual god they believe in then they are atheist, u can criticize atheists without making stuff up >>35047930im in between friends atm
>>35047940YEAH
>>35047928I don't think men truly grasp how inconsequential sex can be between various other men. It's very porn-brained.
>>35047942>im in between friends atmWhat does that mean, yes or no
>>35047923You're not going to be the practice gf. Your bigger concern with a virgin imo will be him getting obsessed with you.
Women would you rather a new brand sealed can of Pringles or one that has been already open and that had 7 penises inside?That same disgust feeling you feel is exactly the same feeling that men feel when they know that a girl is not a virgin anymore.
>>35047939That anon said their bodycount was 42+ thoUnless I'm being dumb
>>35047949Women are not food
>>35047947no but yet again that doesn’t equate to a fear of people
>>35047940>>35047944Fuck you both
Women are friends, not food
>>35047946Your church says I should marry another virgin.
Birdanon is probably big enough to crush me to death if she jumps on me while I'm lying in bed
>>35047958I'm about to eat some foods.
>>35047933>in practice, you’re much less likely to end up with your first and onlyI'll just stay a virgin for life thenThe prospect of dating someone seriously and then being abandoned terrifies the shit out of me>>35047948Is it not normal to completely obsess over someone you're dating?
>>35047928Tbh it’s just about the mental image. You say that but I’ll always picture 3 men banging my girlfriend if that happened in the past and she told me about it.The good thing? Women are smart enough to not say, men are smart enough to not ask.
>>35047956:)
>>35047928That sounds retarded because he’s acting confused despite having all the information he needs. If he had any principles, he would just make his decision and stick with it. I wouldn’t think twice. Zero interest. None. And while I cant imagine the mindset needed to disregard that past, I respect the consistency for what it is. It’s the second-guessing I don’t respect.
>>35047928How many incels are meeting brilliant supermodels who are interested in them?
Do you guys shave off your sideburns?
>>35047937I had to look this up. No he was just very, very autistic and nervous, which I usually find endearing but in this instance it was a little too weird.>>35047948Id love a man to be obsessed with me
i think now is a good time to mention that i have 1 body and am embarking on a hoe arc. i can't wait to be ran through
>>35047955There you go, why would I want to be partnered with someone who doesn't even want friends, sounds like a nightmare.
>>35047932What in the fuck is your problem anon?
>>35047933I had pretty much exactly that mindset and still with the first one.
>>35047973why do u hallucinate words that arent therewhere did i say i dont want friends? i just said i dont have any, i'd love to hve some,
>>35047954I like eating them though.
>>35047969That's me erryday
You guys talk too fast, I'll play vidya and I turn back and you post 20 postsI can't read all that.
>>35047970Mostly, yeah. I let them grow a centimeter or so past the top of my ear.
>>35047928The statistics literally back up that having lots of premarital sex correlates to worse marriages
>>35047980I wish I coudl play games but my svreen is broken
>>35047954A can of Pringles dont have free will so said can of Pringles didn't choose having any of those 7 penises. In the other hand women have 100% free will of their body count. Thanks for giving +100 of accountability points to the female gender.Checkmate.
>>35047977So why don't you, you want friends but don't go out and get them because you're afriad, as all "introverts" are
Either gender.The guy I am interested in is from Yorkshire. What can anyone tell me about Yorkshire men?
>>35047949I would take less of my favorite flavor than more of one I don't like. But a more apt comparison would be a straw or bottle that has had several people's moths on it.>>35047959>Your church says I should marry another virgin.And by all means, if that’s right for you, do it.
>>35047948>You're not going to be the practice gfLmao just tell her "I promise my kind will never cheat on you pinky promise". How obvious can you be.
>>35047949Were they white penises? Then that one.
>>35047974I don’t like performative narcissist piles of shit, that’s all
>>35047972Godspeed slut.
>>35047961That's what I mean, what would she be a practice gf for, Galadriel?
>>35047987>What can anyone tell me about Yorkshire men?They do not simply walk into Mordor. Good pudding, tho.
>>35047963> The prospect of dating someone seriously and then being abandoned terrifies the shit out of meThen don’t be so stupid as to pretend that sex without commitment—whether it’s while you date or “only” in her past—doesn’t matter. Your forgiving sentiment won’t change the intrinsic risk, and you’re going to be stuck holding the bag if and when your gamble fails.
>>35047719FThe lattice design or the plain filled one I like jelly donuts.
>>35047986easier said than done
>>35047987He's not gonna slap you or try to attack you, they're not the jealous type
>>35047998So? Taking a shower is easier than sitting around and smelling like ass but you do it anyways, presumably
>>35047946>I don't think men truly grasp how inconsequential sex can be between various other menCan you reword that to sound less gay?
Y'all hear what they doing to face sitting?
>>35048001*harder, I meant to say. I suck at posting and need to kill myself
>>35048001not really comparable but whatever, i sense u are trolling me anyways
>>35047976>what is probabilityI know a dude who won the jackpot in scratch off tickets, so what? It’s still objectively a waste of money.
>>35047970Yeah, ladies are icked by them ime.
>>35048001Making friends as an adult is pretty damn hard if you have bullying or abuse as your background desu. But I notice too many of these types are also picky and want someone with the same interests.
>>35048004Banned in China?
>>35048004I heard the King has you put in the stocks now if the guards catch you pounding your hog to facesitting or something
>>35047983It’s not even “lots”. Being with anyone other than your spouse does the majority of the damage to marital stability and happiness. Screwing up *once* is enough.
>>35047972Hot. I love when a good girl goes bad
>>35047998It's the easiest thing ever, you're instinctively wired for it. Even when I'm not trying to make friends I do it. People like you are the kinds of people that actually do want things but are too afraid of the world to actually go out and get them, so they settle for meagerness, such as a barebones wedding or being friendless, and use copes as to why they couldn't get it. Not the kind of person you want to tie yourself down with
>>35047719The boston creme in the top middle-left. Easy.>>35047961...thanks?>>35047994I know this is LOTR but I cant remember the exact reference. Its been a while since Ive read the books. Explain.>>35048010Theyre a little dated.
>>35048007The point is thinking about love in terms of statistics means you'll miss out on even the small wins you could've had, but you choose to play it 100% safe. Just sounds like a sad life but you do you.
>>35048013I never want to hear Europeans criticize America for literally anything ever again, lmao
>>35048006I'm really not. My point is that making friends and maintaining social connections is something you pretty much have to do for the sake of your own health unless you're really just wired completely differently.
>>35048017i think ur just too extroverted to grasp the concept of a introvert, thats fine, u can’t admit that, but u dnt need to make up lies abt introverts.
>>350477192,5,8,10
>>35047972Can I nut in you
>>35048021You're that anon that was trying to give her advice the other night too, aren't you?
>>35048020They are just as bad as us United Statesians in many ways whether or not they want to admit it. Most of them live in the United States of Europe for god's sake lol.
>>35048014NtaBut that kind of makes me think the flaw is with marriage and lifelong monogamy rather than their choice in partner.Maybe if we accepted most relationships are only supposed to last 2 ish years at best everyone would be a little less testy about it.
Do short foids generally like sitting on a guy's lap, getting shoulder rides and feeling smol/cute? I'm going on a date with a tiny lady and I'm drooling at the prospect of having her on my lap while we watch old movies and stuff.
>>35048025One of them, probably. I'm not the guy who was writing essays if that's what you meant.
>>35048021> unless you're really just wired completely differently.thats what being an introvert is. just like theres ppl are only slightly extroverted vs heavily extroverted, theres also ppl who are heavily introverted, its simply their personality and their different desires and needs when it comes to socialization. but its not fair to confuse that with something wrong w them or them having a fear of people
>>35047989She's a tall, dominant, bombshell scientist. Where's an incel going to find another of those?
>>35048022Not really, most people who call themselves introverts are just like that. Chronically afraid of people. And I'm not an extrovert either. Those words mean nothing
hungry, wat do
If women always dodge accountability: does this mean women shoulnd't be allowed to take important decisions?
>>35048033>And I'm not an extrovert either.>Even when I'm not trying to make friends I do it. but i think u are o_O, these are not the social standing of someone who isnt extroverted
>>35047998Hey at least you want some I ran into someone I used to be friends with in elementary/middle school the other day and we exchanged numbers bc how do you say no and I deeply regret it friends are obligations.
>>35048030The one telling her to talk to a counselor and that being here all the time isn't healthy?
>>35048019I don’t think in terms of statistics. I think in terms of principles, which are simply demonstrated by statistics in this case. I mention them because people love to pretend it doesn’t matter just because they don’t want it to.Even if you told me I were guaranteed to have a lasting and happy relationship with a slut, I wouldn't even consider it, because I find the behavior intrinsically repulsive.
>>35048036fried egg sandwich
>>35048029How tall are you?
>>35048015i want to get better at sex and have fun woo>>35048024if you show me a clean std test and im not in my fertile window, why not
>>35048036Drink milk
>>35048011I was abused until I was like 17, and it does make it really hard for me to get close to people, even people I already know well.Victimized people can be a bit too picky about who they hang out with, this is true. It can be hard to not let that victim mindset get in the way of making friends.
>>35048036eat food, get fat, live life.
>>35048018How much do you weigh
>>35047719The jam one.
>>35048002>Can you reword that to sound less gay?The difference in quality of sex between different men is usually marginal. More than anything it comes down to personal preference. Of course women who have slept with a lot of men will have a much broader spectrum. But for women who have only had a handful of partners, probability says she's not going to have had men so bad or small that she has to complain about how awful it was, nor guys so big and skilled that she has to brag about how good it wax. Those experiences can also vary with the same person.
>>35048029I'm not even little and I like that
>>35048040I didn't recommend counseling but did suggest she spend less time here, particularly while she's in class.
>>35048039are u very routine oriented? i am that way and that leads to me often disliking the times i have made friends cuz it often affects my typical schedule, it stresses me out lol
>>35048042that does actually sound kinda tasty but then every single food I think of sounds tasty right now>>35048045milk sounds tasty too>>35048048I don't wanna get fat or she'll come knocking
>>35048041I'm not the other anon I wasn't talking about sluts, but if you're genuinely happy living life that way I have no more advice to give.
>>35048038Do you think only extroverts are capable of making friends or something, do you think all introverts are losers who can't. Introverts' situations don't bother them, they don't care about their lack of friends because they don't need their social fulfillment like that, but you have a problem that you mask by saying that you're just like that. It's not that you don't want friends it's that you're too scared to make them
>>35048029i do, but i don't, but i do, but i don't... i get embarrassed. i don't APPRECIATE people treating me like that, but i do enjoy it, if that makes sense. sometimes it makes me grumpy, which i have been told is cute, which pisses me off, but then like, the smallest matryoshka doll inside of me is glad about it.
>>35048055No I'm very disorganized actually lol. But I guess in a way it's that. If I was expecting to spend the day alone and then am suddenly expected to be with people it bums me out.
>>35048031I was getting at people with schizotypal or antisocial personality disorders, actually.Introverts still need relationships. I'm an introvert myself, but I still enjoy the company of a select few people even if my social battery drains more quickly than theirs do.
>>35048044>if you show me a clean std test and im not in my fertile window, why notHell yeah you probably don't live near me tho.
>>35048044Nta. Post pussy pic via catbox
Thoughts on the Brooke Shields Calvin Klein Jeans ad?https://files.catbox.moe/chfcaj.mp4
>>35048027>maybe if we accepted [bad thing], it wouldn’t be such a big dealWell, duh. That’s just a tautology.
>>35048055Autism
>>35048059Neither term is real but still neither of you retards know what an introvert is. It's simply someone who after a certain period, shorter than average, needs alone time after interacting with people, on a regular basis. It has no effect on whether you want friends or not.
>>35048018I haven't read the Silmarillion which has information on her background. But she's the most powerful elf in the LOTR trilogy.
>>35047972Moidest of hands.Kys AGP
>>35048059no, thats not what i said, im going off of what you said, you said that you make friends without even trying, not that u could make friends when u try. > It's not that you don't want friends it's that you're too scared to make themwhat have i said that implied fear? its like this came out of no where and im a little confused by where it came from >>35048062thats fair, to that i'd just say that i am probably just more introverted than you, i too have been able to enjoy the company of friends ive had altho i usually want to get away when my social battery runs out. however i rarely feel incomplete without those friendships, its a want, not a need.>>35048069sounds like it but no im not
>>35048067Sadie sink was better
>>35048029I've never met a woman under 5'3 that wasn't into petiteophilia.
>>35048073desu this general is like 48% agp men
>>35048067I'll never not be sad looking at young Brooke Shields.
>>35048049168lbs.>>35048056+1 to fried egg sandwich. Its such a banger meal for when youre tired and hungry. Super easy to make but super tasty and packed with protein. I like to douse them with hot sauce.>>35048071Anons here seem to think very highly of me for some reason. Wow. Thank you, anons.
>>35047972>i have 1 body and am embarking on a hoe arcWho is going to tell her?
>>35048077Don't generalize us short women.
>>35048078
>>35048040I thought we determined that was ohio?
>>35048074You want friends but you don't go out and make them, why, what reason other than fear is stopping you, lots knows you aren't busy enough for them to get in the way of anything if you're here for hours straight
>>35047972Why? Was your ex so bad you're now swearing off dating men?
>>35048085>what reason other than fear is stopping you,what i said to the other anon at the end, my desire for friends is a want, not a need. so i see it as more of a, if it happens, it happens, thing, not a thing that i must make happen asap.
>>35048080sadly I have no hot sauce is the rest just a fried egg and toasted bread?
>>35048080Why are you so light at 6'1, you should be 200lbs and go ogremode
>>35048012>banned in china>chinese women come over just to perform legal acts of face sittingh-hot...
>>35048082That's why I specified that only includes women I know.>probably still true though
>>35047899I have more than 5 siblings but I'm only in contact with one of them.
>>35048088So you don't really care about having friends then. Again it sounds boring and loserish, like you really do want nothing out of life, like your lackluster wedding
>>35047257MI'm also blackpilled about this. It's true for the most part, and humans are detestable in general.
State gender. Thoughts about this email leaked by wikileaks?:[Analytical & Intelligence Comments] Mossad ran 9/11 Arab "hijacker" terrorist operationhttps://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/13/1332210_-analytical-and-intelligence-comments-mossad-ran-9-11-arab.html
>>35048004It's illegal to sell porn with facesitting in Australia
>>35048096friends arent everything in life tho, i think romance and ur life partner is far more important, of course most ppl have both, but to say im a loser cuz idc much for friends while i still have a desire for a husband doesn’t seem fair
>>35048101how'd they justify that one? is everyone in australia so fat and filthy it's deadly to replicate such acts?
>>35047878Every time I've given an incel or some kind of loser a chance it ends horribly for me. Which sucks because I'm also a loser, so I feel drawn to losers.
>>35048094I hate being small. The only upside is that I can be moved around in bed in ways that I like.
>>35048100MI have many thoughts and have had them for a while. I don’t plan to live in the United States for the rest of my life.
>>35048107>nowRead the release date.
>>35048110We don't want you.
>>35048104What is a partner if not a friend that you live with and fuck, people who say they don't want friends but want a partner are mind bogglingly naive and unrealistic. Having friends is the biggest determinant in life happiness and satisfaction, why would I want to be with someone who secludes themselves from the world all the time
>>35048079As a straight person it's funny/interesting how same-sex attracted people can experience jealousy and envy towards the same person.
>>35048113I know, that’s why I’m leaving.
>>35048115i think we can agree to disagree, our views on life are just too different, i dont see the point in continuing this
>>35048079mid
>>35048092I mean... While I do look really good fat, I dont feel as healthy. Being light(...er) affords me the ability to be active and outdoorsy all I want without the limitations.>>35048109You can still be tall and thrown around. :(>>35048004I love facesitting so much.
>>35048109I like being right about things.
A pizza without a party and a party without a pizza
>>35048122oh hello birdanon what's the bird of the day
>>35048121I generally do too but I wish they'd be treated like Canada or something. For some reason everyone is so caught up on this silly nation in the middle east
>>35048105No idea. At least with small tits they argued it's about trafficking
>>35048123Listen. Just like >>35048122 says, being thrown around isn't it something exclusive to being small. I'm just saying that me being small means that the guy I'm with is able to more easily move me around is all. I'm not fetishizing my size.
>>35048122Even though objectively my BMI is slightly higher than yours I still imagine you as a hulking beast because you're so damn tall. You're taller than me. If I saw you at the store I'd be like Jesus Christ, how does she find clothes that fit
>>35047987Yorkshire as in Yorkhire England?I lived there for a few years
State gender. Would you rather have a good, low stress job but an 1 hour + commute (that can maybe even reach 1:30+ depending on traffic and delays) or a mediocre, somewhat stressful job that is less than 10 minutes away from your home
Need to give a cute redhead 5 kids
>>35048116I meant how she was groomed by Hollywood and her mother. Her mother allowed nude images of her to be taken and spread around when she was 9 years old. Who tf does that?
>>35048119Your views on life are formed by daydreaming and inexperience
State Gender.Do you consider this to be quality RPing?
>>35048132How much do they make
>>35048136I have no idea what you mean looks like everyone's having fun
>>35048133Saw this skinny hot redhead at work today. First crush I've had in years
>>35048132I think I’d happily take the former over the latter if I can make that commute on public transit instead of driving myself every day. I have the latter right now and it sucks ass.
>>35048135my other views sure maybe, but my views on handling or i guess lack of handling friendship? i think ur being dramatic no offense
>>35048132I already have a good, low stress job that's 5 minutes from my homeIf I had to pick though from your options, the former
I need an Asian fucktoy with an IUD that I can just fuck and cum in and keep as a concubine
>>35048136Sure?They're making a tv show, what do you expect. Just because you're a reserved autist doesn't mean other people can't be outgoing.
>>35048136BRAPPPPPP
>>35048132if i can commute via train or metro i'd definitely pick the former.
>>35048129>I'm not fetishizing my size.Post the pic of your silhouette with Jason Voorhees and Freddy Kruger akimbo and tell me that.
>>35048113Nta. Would you die för Israel?
>>35048136Erika is a gremlin, so if anything, this is the opposite of roleplaying.
>>35048117>american ESLBased retard.
>>35048145That'd be fun nut I'd eventually wanna have a kid with her
>>35048134Oh shit. Sounds like some JonBenet Ramsey shit was going on.
>>35048149I'm fetishizing THEIR size, not my size. But I guess if you count fetishizing my relative size to another person, you must be right.I don't indulge in the cutsey shit listed earlier like liking to sit in a lap or whatever, though. I thought that made a difference.
>>35048130Wow. I dont know if I should be offended or not LOL. If you think Im big, you should see my little sister.>>35048125Griffon Vulture! :)>>35048136Sure, its quirk chungus af but everyones smiling and having fun so thats what really matters.
>>35048142I commute hour plus on train and yea, it’s where I get most of my reading and chess practice in:
>>35048138Radiohead is far better than any of those hands lol>>35047987https://youtu.be/3syaB1FwQd0?is=ZoxjLx_rOLhAN-lt as someone who lived in Yorkshire near Donny this is a pretty accurate portrayal
>>35048157NTA. Is she a dealer of death by snu snu?
>>35048136MI consider it a TV show that I’m not the target audience for. Quality RP generally involves two or more people describing something cool happening and not one theater kid being quirky, I would say
I know this is not the best place to ask for career advice, but I fucked up, didn’t get internship, and I’m struggling to get a job in my industry. I have experience that could get me a job in a different industry, but I’m worried because the career progression isn’t as clear.State gender. How willing are you to change industries if your current industry slows or you can’t find a job?
I need a plump goth baddie for missionary plaps and filling with my load
I lift mostly so I can do fun stuff with larger women. There is no more sexually submissive woman than a tall woman who you can make feel 4'11 by being able to handle her easily
>>35048163Sorry, I don't need an auraless 4chan chud
>>35048163No you don't
men above 6ft should only date girls above 5'5
>>35048162MI’m pretty willing. I expect that regardless of the state of my field that I may want to change careers before I retire.
>>35048169AS A MAN. ABOVE THE HEIGHT OF 6'3". I DON'T SEEM TO DATE ANYONE AT ALL. NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT "who" I "should" BE DATING WHILE I'M DATING NONE.
>>35048169I'm 5'7 and I won't rest until every 5'9 woman carries my child
>>35048158I’m moving to a city with trains soon and am excited to make that sort of thing a part of my routine. I suspect I’ll get a lot more reading done over there.
>>35048160Well she looks like me before the weight loss and with a pear shape instead of an hourglass.>>35048164YES! Exactly. I love when a mans got some meat on him to throw me around. I could just... :)
>>35048163>I need a plump goth baddie for missionary plaps and filling with my loadI'm hearing more and more goth girls say they're going to stop dating outside the subculture because they're tired of...well, us.Maybe if you gothmaxx you'll catch one fleeing the nerds.
>>35048172shipping a hot 5'9 stacy to ur house right now as we speak!!>>35048173sorry she's already been shipped and set the marry the 6'3 anon...
>>35048171Hug a pillow ffs. If you’ve never have YOUR girl next to you, you don’t know the difference anyways.
>>35048175I remember as a teenager dating a fat chick and hugging and lifting up one time. She was incredibly shocked and it didn't take long before she "rewarded me" with her mouth
>>35048157>Griffon Vulturereminds me of an old crone, with the hump and the hump-flair and the scowl
>>35048138Holy millennial
>>35048178Nta, hugging a pillow is comfy but it's nothing like hugging a real foid in bedOn the other hand it is more comfortable to sleep in a bed alone imo
Girls, what's for lunch, what are you cooking for big papa
>>35048138what about dio?
>>35048179God you ruined it, you were supposed to get mad and call me a bitch and say something about me being only good for sex
>>350481695'5 is always the cutoff BOTH ways so you guys just want us to die
>>35048185i had a poptart for dinner again todayi'd toast urs so its nice and warm if u wish
>>35048184A limp doll. That’s all that means if she’s not yours.
>>35048189that can't do, you need more protein
>>35048185noodle
>>35048187Goths aren't subs, you must be emo.
>>350481885'5 girls should marry 5'5 guysperfect harmony >>35048191>proteinim not a man
>>35048164>stuff with larger womenIt's kind of like trying to play hockey with a stick that's way too long. Sure you could to try and prove something but it's just clunky and awkward vs something proportional
>>35048172Stop yelling we can hear you fine from down here
>>35048177If i fight and kill the 6'3 man can I claim his woman?
>>35048194protein is for everyone
>>35048194so, same thing
>>35048194>5'5 girls should marry 5'5 guys>perfect harmonyThis is incredibly misogynistic
>>35048192Nice, what kind of noodle?
>>35048167>>35048168>>35048176I only want sex and someone to drain my balls professional style
>>35048195If you can pick up and fuck a 220lb woman like she weighs 100lbs, a 100lb woman will be nothing and then you can do really crazy stuff
>>35048163>>35048167>>35048179>>35048187>>35048193Heterosexualism is a mental illness
>>35048157What is a chungus?
>>35048198i actually had 72.9g of protein today >>35048200shut up >>35048197yes, good luck
>>35048203Is a prostitute dressed like a goth baddie really a goth baddie?
>>35048211damn bro, you countin
>>35047987Sir Patrick Stewart was born and grew up in Yorkshire...
>>35048213an app does it for me lol
>>35048206Or you can just not fuck with that and go with the 100lbs woman from the bat
>>35048207Show us something better
>>35048216I can't do that, anything that requires routine mindfulness I fail.counting calories or daily logins
>>35048206Yeah but fucking a 100lbs woman would be so unsatisfying. Thats all skin and bones. Whats the appeal of a bony puss? Women should be thick and fertile.>>35048182Hahaha I totally see it. She reminds me of a doomsday hermit.>>35048194Same height couples are so underrated.
>>35048212I don't fuck prostitutes but she'll be laying on her back and I'll be plunging my long cock deep into her pussy like a fucking prospector drillling for oil and on my final thrust I'll go so deep that my balls are smooshed right up against her and I shoot my cum directly into her womb, her soft pussy will milk every last drop out of me
>>35048217A 220lb woman you can handle like a 100lb woman will do things to your dick you never thought possible. Pretty much any man who's physically healthy can carry a 100lb woman. where's the challenge in that?
>>35048212>goth woman not gatekeeping>goth woman saying anything related to sex workers isn't validUnstoppable force, immovable object.
maybe I should get back into trying to do daily pushups
>>35048202that's enough? i love men who don't demand much.
>>35048227Wow tmi brother.
>>35048220u get the hang of it over time, have u tried it before?
>>35048226>Yeah but fucking a 100lbs woman would be so unsatisfying. Thats all skin and bones. Whats the appeal of a bony puss? Women should be thick and fertileReal recognizes real
>>35048232
>>35048228Why's it gotta be a challenge you're just fucking, really need to prove something
I finished Terrifier. Jesus Christ!!>>35048189Cherry, right?
>>35048234Yeah, I can't stick to anything that requires effort, I think it might be different if it's those scan the barcode type things for slop, but if I have to enter the ingredients, it's over for me.
short kings rise up!
>>35048214He famously unlearned the accent, which is why he sounds so posh.
>>35048240I said ri- oh shit you're already standing
>>35048236Nta but why he in pot
Moids, hypothetically speaking how would you react if your gf asked to be called a baddie during sex?
>>35048226For me it depends. A 4'10 100lb woman and a 5'4 100lb woman are very different. I like about as much curve as I can get with a decently small waist. >>35048237I need to prove that I'm man enough to handle a big woman, it's fun. no necessarily my thing but as long as you aren't 30lbs or more heavier than me I'll entertain it
>>35048238cherry poptarts should not exist.. sorry anon, they sound yucky>>35048239the app i used isnt ingredients, just the overall food item, they have different brands on there and u can even add ur own custom one if thats easier. what are u looking to gain from tracking calories or are you just curious?
>>35048244is she black
>>35048207Which lesbian are you?
>>35048244I would laugh.
>>35048246Curious, but apparently they help you be mindful of snacking, which I guess is why I find them so tedious and how I'm so fat.
>>35048244Smack her ass, pull underneath her chin a little, and tell her to stop being stupid
>>35048247yeah
>>35048244Sounds cute. Would.
>>35048252Then yes, we can engage in the zoomer ebonics during coupling.
>>35048244Sure, why not.>>35048246>they sound yuckyI think they're the best. I polled my coworkers and they mostly said the same.
>>35048244No sex outside of marriage
>>35048244I wrap my 9" length hands around her hips, lift her up, and call her a baddie
>>35048244>Moids, hypothetically speaking how would you react if your gf asked to be called a baddie during sex?LOL...LMAO even. I'm not sure I could stay in character.
>>35048250you could always try to plan ur food intake ahead of time by logging it all into the app roughly what you think youll eat/ snack on for that day in the mornings rather than try to remember to add each thing each time throughout the day? i dunno, just an idea>>35048255really? now i have to buy some next time im at the store to really see for myself,
I'm hornyMen, how big are your biceps and hands
>>35048266Stop.
>>35048266tiny, smaller than yours
>>35048238>I finished Terrifier. Jesus Christ!!That’s pretty much the correct takeaway, lmao
>>35048266
>>35048268>>35048269You guys are no fun ;(
>>35048257This is making me lol. Have you measured your hands? Why?
>>35048266shhhh. shhhhh. it's time for you to go to sleep now. no more posting.
>>3504826614.5 inch biceps (kinda fat rn)9 inch hand span, 7 inch hand length
>>35048273When the hands are this big, you know their measurements
>>35048274I need this>>35048275Why not convert that fat into muscle
>>35048263The other popular picks were raspberry and brown sugar cinnamon, but cherry's my go-to. I hope you like them if you try them.>>35048270Yeah, goddamn. Some great effects for a movie made on no budget.
>>35048280>raspberrygoodness..are u one of those jelly filled donut enjoyers too?
>>35048266I dunno, and average.
>>35048281>are u one of those jelly filled donut enjoyers too?They're the best
>>35048278I'm going to the gym rn, currently able to do 35lbs for 3x10 barely
>>35048283I hate you more and more as the days pass
>>35048283nooothey have the consistency of mucus but just jam flavored, donuts have holes, end of story
in 10 years you niggas are gonna be marrying girls who used to go by cncbunni on discord, you know that right
>>35048134>>35048141I still think about that redhead I went on A coffee date with in 2011. It was May, I think. There were still puddles in the street from it raining that morning. I wonder what I did wrong? Maybe if I ordered black coffee instead of a mocha she wouldn't have gotten the ick? Too bad we didn't know about icks back then.
>>35048281To be clear, I don't care for raspberry. And I prefer simple donuts. In fact:>>35047719Top left or the one right below it.
I feel like there was a period, for about a year, maybe a bit longer, where there was a lot of really good nsfw asmr stuff, and it feels like it's all dried up.
>>35048272Horny without love is death. Horny without love is failure. Horny without love is suffering.
>>35048290in 10 year, I'm going to be dead.
>>35048286NtaHey don't disrespect jelly donuts
>>35048283same>>35048286>>35048288haters
>>35048245>I need to proveExactly bro, it's just insecurity. Gotta prove this gotta prove that, because you don't know deep down
>>35048300Knowing you can and doing it are different things?
>>35048299if i wanted a mouthful of jam i'd go eat a spoonful out of the jar of jam in my fridge instead of a jelly 'donut'
>>35048274Her not having raven hair is a waste of being that pale.>>35048278>Why not convert that fat into muscleFat shitter won't like this...
>>35048290In 10 years cncbunni will be a tradwife lmao
>>35048304>Fat shitter won't like this...men crave muscles sadly, they will never side with me (U_U) their body their choice tho, i must accept reality
>>35048297I will not allow it
>>35048266Strong enough for you to hang off of like a tree branch and large enough to palm your head like a volleyball
this is how I expect the atoga femanon meetup to go
>>35048310It's happening either way, I'm dying alone fat and ugly and alone.
>>35048295Do you mean audio or videos? I feel like videos are doing pretty well.
I don't wanna hear about how you're a tradwife if your husband is chad. Real tradwives did all that shit for a 5'4 broke alcoholic mine worker
Is it really hard to find a chick that doesn't give BJs? I don't want a chick that gives head, I don't mind if she's had sex but I want her mouth to be virginal and her to be proud of not sucking dick.
>>35048312JH meeting kittenposter?
>>35048316yeah and most of those women looked like shit too.
How do I stop falling for every lady that I find pretty who locks eyes with me at least once? I don't particularly pine for a lover, the thought is a little bit scary if I'm being honest, but whenever I'm near such a person I just start being all stiff and weird and twitchy and I find almost all women I come across pretty. Do I just have to lock myself away in a monastery?
>>35048316real tradwives are the rust belt tradies who're both fat because of the food they like.
>>35048312I am not proud of my thoughts upon seeing this image
>The archive is down for maintenance.>Check our status page, @status.archiveofourown.org on Bluesky or ao3org on Tumblr for updates.what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>35048315I meant video, but either really.
>>35048304>Her not having raven hair is a waste of being that pale.I thought the same. foids constantly make choices like that though
>>35048314You won't be fat as a soul at least. Though you'll be even uglier.
>>35048319>>35048321Also correct
>>35048324>Check our status page, @status.archiveofourown.org on Bluesky or ao3org on Tumblr for updates.
>>35048316If she was a virgin it's not stolen valour.
Believe it, this is what a wholesome genuine relationship looks like in America.
>>35048325Huh. I feel like there are still some good options. Maimy and Puffin have been going further with theirs, some new ones keep cropping up and some of them are good.
>>35048332he's cutewish he'd trim that beard thoand then shes just there -_-
>>35048332BV and ohio
>>35048189We're gonna start calling you poptart
I get the ick from how much my girlfriend watches TikTok
>>35048308Having been both fat and muscular, I can say without hesitation that being muscular feels far better
>>35048100Thank GOD the one guy who laid out the entire plan in plain English was the only part of this conspiracy that was preserved and leaked! In reality, this was a blog post that was sent to their email and was part of 5 million other emails that say nothing about it. This and all the other “Jews did 9/11” shit is not nearly as damning as the Epstein Files. It’s like you people cannot conceptualize more than one force acting upon something in any given scenario, just “Jew vs Based”. Why is that? Since we’re just asking questions, why do you lack the ability to deal with nuance? Are you overdosing on goyslop?
>>35048301Knowing you can and doing it to prove something are two different things. I know I can beat the shit out of a guy, that's why I'm not going around starting fights with everyone that looks at me wrong.
>>35048332Looking like this after 2-4 kids is much different than starting that way
>>35048329I don't use tumblr since the time they ruined it and I've never used bluesky
Do the opposite genders know anything about EMDR therapy?
>>35048320No, you need more exposure to desensitize yourself
>>35048100I don't get it. I was called a retard by a conspiracy theorist coworker I had for not believing it was all faked. Now the hijacking was real?
>>35048341but u can be both at the same time? strong fat i mean. how fat even were u>>35048339gosh i wish, that is a much cuter nickname than fatshitter
>>35048347It's apparently used for PTSD.
>>35048337BV's nowhere near this pretty or sweet-looking...
>>35048350lol, fatshitter.
>>35048340it's disgusting but they're too entitled as foids and too addicted to it to even acknowledge that it's a huge problem
>>35048347Not much no
Found my mom watching AI shorts, it's over.
>>35048152No, English is my first language. I’m ethnically British, even. Welsh and English.
>>35048350I was fat, then strong fat, then just strong
I really wish these waitresses and women would stop calling me hun or babe. You're giving me a boner lady
>>35048324Why are so many people here talking about this
>>35048358go on
>>35048332How much a year do you think they spend on bed frames
Im happy the online world is starting to slowly come back to reality and is realizing that height is wildly overrated in males. Maybe all the looksmaxxing shit will go away soon too?
>>35048335Idk, ones like puffin, or dainty wilder have too much of a high maintenance vibe for me. Maimy is good, but most of her good content is from years ago. Like, the cabin video. She's still probably the best though at least.
>>35048361No. Go to hell.
>>35048350Strongfat is functionally the same as just fat
>>35048363It's the metrosexual cycle. happened with One Direction, before that was the Beatles, before that it was dudes in whale bone corsets and powdered wigs
>>35048351I’m going to try it because my life is a nightmare.
>>35048366not always>>35048365touchy, alright geez
>>35048363looksmaxxing isn't a choice, it's a symptom of woman's dating standards being documented without obfuscation, so unlikely for anything to change, also what? woman still care about height like it's the end of the world
>>35048363>Im happy the online world is starting to slowly come back to reality and is realizing that height is wildly overrated in males.I don't think it is?
>>35048356My mom has begun watching long form AI storytellers or some shit
>>35048368Good luck to you.
>>35048359I think I gave that trevor from gta5 looking dude a boner. He helped his friend carry his groceries. And they tipped 2 more dollars after.
>>35048370Uh oh, stinky!
>>35048371Im seeing far less about it and a lot of the discourse seems at least a bit more measured. Just a year ago I'd routinely see takes like "if you're 6'4 + white you can look like rocky dennis and easily fuck supermodels" level takes. Feels like i see less delusional takes on it now
>>35048364Yeah, I don't disagree. Sometimes I want that sort of thing admittedly. Maimy decided to go all in on showing her boobs after an accidental nip slip on a stream, and the first one she did where she didn't cover them was pretty good.>>35048372What the fuck even are these? I have a friend who binges 'AI slop stories' but seems to refuse to share any details with me.
>>35048375yep, that's the kind of response that shows that this shit is never ending
If he doesn't have pecs big enough to suffocate me then what's the point
>>35048376I'll hope back on tinder and see...
>>35048373Thanks.
>>35048350Ur Poptart now.
>>35048380Mhm
>>35048385Btw, why did you think Anthony schizo was Ohio?
>>35048387When
How much longer do we have to wait for it to be well documented and understood that women have a natural instinct to sabotage other women and the children of other women?
>>35048381what on his body wouldn't be big enough to suffocate you?
>>35048348I'm absolutely terrified or being around them. I have no issue talking to women I feel ambivalent toward but the ones I'm even remotely attracted to I'm just fucked with
>>35048388He said when you were together you'd accuse him of being her.
>>35048389stop trying to start gender wars, bad anon, bad, >>35048385yay
>>35048376Thats literally true though. Thats actually extremely accurate about tall ugly men.
>>35048389>PhD studentI have noticed antisocial tendencies in these women.
>>35048379>What the fuck even are theseI don't know, I vaguely remember one being some romance story about a woman taking care of a soldier but I ignore them mostly, she plays them on speaker
just got a hime haircut ^_^
>>35048392No. I'd accuse him of anon posting when he was being really quiet and not responding to messages.
If women often sit next to me on public transit, does it mean I'm not attractive?
Need 5'0 105lb latina with dyed blond hair to rim me while jerking me off
>>35048397Cute. One of my favourites.
>>35048399No it means you're not rape coded.
>>35048387I haven't gone to bed yet, I'll answer.Because I got Taco Bell late one night, said good night, went to sleep, then Anthonyschizo started posting about Taco Bell in atoga a bit later. She connected dots and believed me to be doing some weird psycho shit when I said I was asleep.>>35048396Well, I'm sure she'll get bored of them soon. That sounds pretty boring.
>>35048363wtf are you talking aboutwomen have a height fetish, that's just how it is, and always will be
>>35048403She's gonna end up putting her foot in your ass.
>>35048395The connecting link is that most of these women are on hormonal birth control.
>>35048410Nope, just her tongue trying to reach as deep as she can
>>35048389you can see it in her eyes that she's no good. It's much harder to read the souls of people with such dark eyes, especially when they seldom have them
>>35048404it was the hair dressers first time doing a hime cut but she did a good job, especially since she was an apprentice and it was only $35aud
>>35048407Lol. I was hoping it'd be more exciting than that. Thanks though.
>>35048407Well she started off with some kind of philosophy/psychology "speaker" so I dunno, there's an infinite supply of them. Don't even know if they're aware it's ai
>>35048412All latinas put their foot inside their husband's ass. It is a rite of passage.
>>35048407>>35048398Lol she's such a paranoid schizo narc
>>35048417It's typically more of a threaten you with a knife till you're able to disarm her and you both hatefuck each other
Post genderWould (You) date someone who is attempting to bring about the end of the world via occult means?
Need to date a cute 4'11 95lb masochist black woman
men would u like it if ur gf wore a blck t shirt that said security on it and pretended she was ur body guard when u guys went out in public?
>>35048421MYes because I don't believe in the occult so I'd have nothing to worry about.
>>35048414Oh, hello Mabel
A candy-colored clown they call the sandmanTiptoes to my room every nightJust to sprinkle stardust and to whisper"Go to sleep, everything is alright"I close my eyes, then I drift away...
I could be giving a foid a massage but instead, INSTEAD I'm just rotting here on atoga and debating if I should eat another can of chicken (straight from the can)this is yoooour fault foidsyou left me like this
>>35048423Would she spell it "scrty?"
>>35048423Only if she wore short shorts and converse with it. Gets me going
i need to wear one of his tshirts
There are atoga style foids everywhere for those with eyes to see.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSzfzatWddY
>>35048427nag but if you're eating canned chicken and you're not either destitute or at war then it's over for youatp your best bet is to pivot into model trains
>>35048428funny, but noitd be in bold "SECURITY">>35048429do vans hightops that are slightly platformed work instead ? thats all i got
>>35048427>can of chickenAbsolutely disgusting
>>35048433That'll do
>>35048427That shit is so salty without a sandwich nigga
>>35048347yes. i'd like to try it.
>>35048423that's fineI prefer it when they dress slutty then they put their thighs around my head as I give them piggy-back rides in public
>>35048431I don't really care to watch a 14 minute video before I go to sleep, especially not one with a title that depresses me like that, but she's rather pretty and I'd like to hold her and fuck her as a result
>>35048416That friend of mine knows they're AI and still watches them, because they're "just so stupid I can't help but hear what they come up with". Maybe you're right. Here's hoping she loses interest.>>35048421No. How would that be a good idea lmao>>35048423Sure, that's funny.
>>35048431/atoga/foids are everywhere, I had sex with one of them
>>35048440>No. How would that be a good idea lmaoShe'd be trying whether or not you're dating, so this is basically "would you fuck the person who is the reason the world ends" I guess
>>35048422Get fat shitter some melanin injections
>>35048438>I prefer it when they dress slutty men always do, sigh can’t u guys just enjoy fun stuff without being horny all the time
>>35048431She's just autistic
>>35048431everyone should shout genderand post their wildest youtube video from their recent watch history
>>35048443p-pls no.. anything but that!
>>35048444NTAnice tripsIf men weren't horny the human race would die out
>>35048423No because security is just petit policing, ACAB bitch
>>35048439I just skimmed it, highlights include>So anyone who has vaginismus just consider asking your gynecologist to do a pap smear doggie style.
>>35048441Was she tight? The femanon I fucked off here had a boa constrictor pussy
>>35048450>ACAB bitchspeak for urself..>>35048449but you guys can be horny like 50% or even 70% of the time not 100%
need cute woman with lots of eye makeup who lets me fuck her face like it's a pocket pussy
>>35048421MNo. I think the occult is interesting but know that actually practicing ritual magic can give people delusions of godlike power and make them dreadfully boring to talk to.
>>35048444Your entire identity here is based on your fetish.
>>35048432>>35048434>>35048436fine... I'll mix it with some mayo
Women would you consider as boring a man that creates building mods for a videogame that was released 22 years ago?
>>35048459not quite, i post a lot of other things, and even so, my type in fat men isnt just rooted in sexual-ness either, ive posted my romantic feelings towards as well
>>35048415>>35048419I understand wariness in dealing with people from here. Atoga has had some fucking psychos that would absolutely do that sort of thing. I just expected to be trusted more than that, I guess. I had a similar occurrence with somebody else I befriended here.>>35048442No. She thinks the world is going to end by her will, she'll carve my fucking heart out in my sleep.>>35048447M, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLzhPSiwjq8
>>35048462No
>>35048431Fucks sakes she really does look like an atoga foid.
Turning bad femanons into servitors whose sole purpose is to turn on and off the little light in the fridge
>>35048448r u racist?
>>35048469no but i enjoy being fair skinned and straight hair i heard the curlier ur hair is the harder it is to take care of
>>35048447Mhttps://youtu.be/oV6mF1fZi5c
>>35048463>not quite, i post a lot of other thingsWhat's your given thread name again?>ive posted my romantic feelings towards as wellAnd you think our type(s) are divorced from that?
>>35048447mhttps://youtu.be/0ZqHpMAcDuY
>>35048447Mhttps://youtu.be/JaPkRJemEYI
>>35048470I don't think melanin injections would give you african hair texture
>>35048447 Fhttps://youtu.be/8MGc11lqfdU?si=eMIntOUtdZLdpFlX
>>35048447Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afza2F-oOsg but it's age-restricted so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVC3_kLjII
>>35048408Theres a difference between women generally liking height and thinking being tall makes up for being a hideous retard with no social skills.
Both gendersThoughts on wax play?
>>35048474Fuck, I hate that fucking channel.
>>35048480why?It's all just cats
>>35048466Which femanon looks like that?
>>35048479an idea that doesn't work in practice. there's better feels
>>35048479MI prefer toy cars instead of wax
>>35048472>What's your given thread name again?to be fair its the only unique thing abt me that stands out lol>And you think our type(s) are divorced from that?but u guys turn nonsexual stuff sexual at much greater rates,
>>35048482It's depressing
>>35048486>but u guys turn nonsexual stuff sexual at much greater rates,Like when we talk about our health and diet? Oh wait, that's you.
>>35048399Congratulations you look the least smelly
>>35048462Bros got anime characters walking around?
Every time I go outside, I sweat.
>>35048489hey im working on that tho, i restrained myself just today when i talked to a self admitted fat and post-fat anonim a recovering fetishist...give me grace.. recovery isnt linear
>>35048495Was that the one that had to tell you to fuck off? Or a different one?
>>35048470Aren't you some kind of latina or another swarthy mix
>>35048496two dif guys, the one who shoo'ed me away was cuz i asked him how fat he was (was not is) since he was telling me he preferred being fit over fat or strongfat so i was curious.
>>35048498She's blonde
If I date a woman with a rape fetish should I play into it with her or try to act like it doesn't exist?
Dreaming of tacos again
>>35048431statistically there has to be at least 1 cute atoga femoid
>>35048503Ohio is that you??
>>35048502Depends if it's trauma based
>>35048501i wish, i have dark brown hair >>35048502play into it if ur comfortable doing so and can get aroused by it as well. but if not i would ignore it unless she brings it up and even then dont force urself to do it if u dont want to
>pour shot>not drunk>pour shot>still not drunk>pour shot>still not drunkwhat the fuck i just want to get drunk before bed. What am i doing wrong
>>35048503Cow tongue tacos have been on my mind recently
>>35048425nah I'm a different aus femanon>>35048447i only go on yt for music so instead I'll post a recent favhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut_ATwUJuYA
>>35048504L O N D O N
>>35048505who?anyway tacos are so expensive here since it's "exotic"
>>35048483This one *grabs my femanon and shows you*
>>35048502cnc fetish it's called.just tie her up or cover her mouth as u fuck her, should do the job and make her cum several times
>>35048515See >>35048407
>>35048501Hasn't seen the pics award
>>35048483Femanon.
>>35048509How are you not embarrassed after your nuclear meltdown last night? They deleted an entire thread because of you.
I, too, love tacos. They are the best of food (for men, foids cannot understand)
>>35048519who the fuck is thatanyway $20 minimum if I want to be fulltaco bowl, two tacos, and a burrito, maybe nachos too.
>>35048522they what?
>>35048522You know that just bolsters her ego right
>>35048517Sounds like fun
>>35048513i am new so i dont know who she is. you got any pictures ?
>>35048509Stop drinking retard. Drink water.
Women pleaaaasee have sex with me
>>35048528Just wait and she'll appear to hoe out again at some point
>>35048528Nah, that'd be creepy/simpish
When I find a woman whose hands aren't ice cold, I'll know I've finally found the one
>>35048531aight>>35048532fair
>>35048533Good luck with that that's a design feature. Maybe go for a trans woman.
>>35048533That's how you'll know she's a tranny. Real women are Ice beings, (it's their lack of a heart).
>>35048517dont do it if being more dom and aggressive isnt your thingi did it for a few months purely out of wanting to make a girl happy and it made me slowly hate sex and resentful of her.
if i post what parties im going to for halloween and what my skimpy costume is will a local atogan come meet me?
>>35048542No. I don't find you attractive at all.
>>35048542No, go away.
What’s the thing to do when an annoying ex posts lies about you?
the smirnoff is finally hitting, i can finally expirience some joy for once
>>35048539>>35048540it's not a design feature. women just think they can exist on diets of hot chip and $8 starbucks iced latte with zero physical activity so their blood is sludge and they're half-dying all the time
>>35048547I'd get the Spanish rice with the green onions, personally.
look at how every femanon who stumbles upon this place turns out. the men who post here are terrible people.
>>35048547I highly doubt all of your ex's are lying
I wonder if kittenposter will be nice to me this time.
>>35048555dont blame them, most femanons were already a lil weird or cooky before this place
>>35048555You give us too much credit. The weirdo femanons like KP were already weird. The Stacies have remained Stacies.
>>35048555>the men who post here are terrible peoplewhy? what did we do?
>>35048555Yep. BV was an ordinary and sweet girl before Ohiofag got to her.
>>35048555>the men who post here are terrible peopleNo wonder women come here ;)
>>35048555I think most of us are like this before atoga. But I agree the men suck and anyone who participates in a place with a gossip and humiliation culture like this is pretty suspect. I say this about myself too.
>>35048551It literally is though. Less muscle mass, higher surface area to volume ratio, importance of keeping the core warm...I'm just cold.
>>35048555What did I do except dream of mexican food?
I'm getting Filipino takeout tomorrow night.
>>35048567can i have some
>>35048562That’s nonsense though. Ohio is completely inoffensive, even boring.
>>35048555This place didn't make me like this. I'm only here because I was like that in the first place.
>>35048557im happy now, i can be very nice to you, what do you want to talk about bb?
>>35048547Nothing. Probably ignore it. If it's in atoga, rejoice because by the fifth time it's talked about it will be a completely different story and no one will know what's going on at all.
>>35048567I'm still thinking about that mexican takeout
>>35048571ntalet me kiss your tummy skin pleaseee
>>35048569Publicly. In private he’s a complete creep
>>35048564>But I agree the men suckCan we hug it out?
I used to have a japanese classmate, who's mom made us Chirashizushi when I went over to playtasty
>>35048568No. I better not see you there either.
i've never seen or talked to a girl IRL. what are they like? are they scary? where do i meet one?
>>35048576Proof?
>>35048578Nah the men here really do suck lol. I'm not hugging you.
>>35048582You've seen one out of a window, surely?
>>35048581but im starving.....
>>35048582They are like a bag of sand
>>35048584nta, but I'm literally the nicest person in this thread, arguably in the world too.
>>35048584Bummer. I'll have to fight to change yiur mind.
>>35048585yea but i've never talked to one face to face does that make sense?
>>35048589Post your EQ
>>35048592Not even to order food?
>>35048591Some minds aren't worth changing. If you actually want to do something, just try and be kind and not tear vulnerable people down. Within reason ofc
>>35048575im taking another shot
>>35048576Nah. I talked to him offsite and it was fine.
>>35048598Drink water lmao you will have a horrible hangover
>>35048595that doesn't count, i dont count that as interaction. i've never sat down and talked to a girl romantically
>>35048597>Some minds aren't worth changingAnd why wouldn't yours be?
>>35048600That’s just because you’re unattractive lol
>>35048602Oh so you've never been on a date? I haven't either.
pussy from a atoga foid counts as anal
>>35048603I'm the kind of person people here hate, and also not up to my own standards. Do it for yourself if anything. Ciao
>>35048601ive never im my life had a hangover now please call me sexy
>>35048606Because it's tight, or because it's gross?
>>35048605yea unfortunately.why havent you?
>>35048609I will not lie to you
>>35048609I'm a woman, I haven't shaved my legs, and I'm sitting on the toilet. I don't have interest in that. Good luck lol
>>35048608>I'm the kind of person people here hateYou already told me you're a woman.
>>35048613Hot
>>35048610nta ive never had sex so I guess I'm tight? more than 2 fingers hurts>>35048555i just come and go every now and again. no point being here 247
>>35048593Behold.A Genuine Empath.oh wait, I can't post images.
>>35048613She's a closeted lesbo, just call her sexy.
>>35048619I have even less interest now.
>>35048589that would be me. i am the most empathetic, sensitive young man here
>>35048617>no point being here 247You literally are here 24/7 fat fetish anon.
>>35048618>>35048621Creepy
Reeee atoga is just foid bpd rape-fetish disasters flirting with failed-launch nobody moids too timid to do any raping even as they larp as chads
>>35048611I asked out two women in 2016 via OLD. Both sad yes, but one told me she thought she was a lesbian the day before, while the other told me she was "poly," also the day before.What about you?
im not a lesbo....
>>35048622Ohiofag got through to her I guess about getting off of here occasionally
>>35048622thats not me, I'm an Australian anon
>>35048625....And you are?
>>35048617Sheesh. Make sure you use lots of lube when you do.
>>35048623The joke doesn't land without the image, but my EQ is 26 / 80 if we're going by the test posted yesterday.
>>35048627Likely thing for a closeted lesbo to say...
>>35048625im not larping as chad stfu and go away
>>35048632Oh! That’s very empathetic.
>>35048632Why post incognito?
>>35048626>What about you?asked out 1 girl in highschool, my first "love" (lol) she brutally rejected me and almost got me expelledreally liked this one girl in college, she used to be on my mind 24*7. unfortunately never could muster up the courage to talk to her because of the trauma i had from the hs incident. that's it. that's my dating life
Found another atoga femanonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQCPKv-Fqo
>>35048635Incredibly, you could almost say autistically so.
he fucking echeated on me with a bpdsluts discord egirl hahaha no thats actually so funny and men shouldnt all get castrated hahahaha surely not
>>35048632NtaYES somebody scored worse than me thank you
>>35048637>she brutally rejected me and almost got me expelledKek, but I thought the worst she could say is no?
>>35048643Truth is, I can be incredibly empathetic if I want, but I answered truthfully for how I would react if It was a first time conversation between strangers. which means I don't want to talk and this conversation needs to end, haha.
>>35048642I am not your Chad.I would love and fuck you, and only you.
Can someone repost it I want to take a crack at it
What men want to hear when they reveal their penis?What women actually say even men reveal their penis?
>>35048642Are you the Polish femanon?
>>35048642kek chad at it again, he's such a rascal
>>35048648here you go, sweaty, be autistic.https://embrace-autism.com/empathy-quotient/
>>35048644she was just in a bad mood that day idk why. i didnt even do anything creepy or weird. anyway after that incident i fell into the whole looksmaxxing, redpill pipeline and that's how i came across this site too
>>35048651Classic chad!
>>35048614I think that meant she's a tranny
>>35048651The foids get off on men cheating on them anyway. It's why they choose cheaters over loyal men. It's more hot and exciting for female creatures to be with a cheater who constantly challenges their status as the main gf than with some loyal boring guy who devotes himself to her fully, there's no drama in loyalty for foids./thread
>>35048657Uh oh, stinky!
>>35048653How'd you avoid getting expelled?Was this pre or post me too?
Your EQ score:47 / 80is this good?
>>35048662It’s okay. Not the highest posted.
>>35048638Kamikaze shortbus seems like she'd post here
>>35048638>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQCPKv-Fqoshe is not autistic. her mannerisms and facial expressions are all telling me she is a normal girl who is maybe a bit shy. and she is pretty as well. she is a larper
>>35048652Well shit I got 32>>35048656I'm not trans I'm just a pos
i love alcohol, can someone please give me fun personality tests before i rub muyslef
>>35048665She's a BPDemon
>>35048668Is this fun for you or is this like digital self harm or something
One of you nerds could have saved kp
>>35048671It’s a little bit of both
>>35048672nobody can save anybody.
i cant wait to dress like a slut on Halloweenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei__hV1R7jo
>>35048667Oh are you the hot soc poster?
>>35048676No. You don't know me.
>>35048672I don’t want to save her. She’s probably the worst person here.
>>35048667>Well shit I got 32based autism gang.
>>35048672>One of you nerds could have saved kpAnon, this is the extent of our rizz >>35048626 >>35048637
Hello, I haven't posted here in a while.So the past couple weeks this cute girl I know started giving me lots of attention, I of course immediately developed a crush on her especially because she touched my shoulder once.I finally worked up the courage to ask her to hang out, we hung out yesterday and today, and now I think I blew it.She never displayed any flirtatious behavior besides talking my ear off. She clearly enjoys my company but I think I've bamboozled myself into thinking she was into me romantically. I didn't ask her on a date, I forgot to even ask for her number and now I won't see her for a week. I was so fucking pissed at myself, how could I not even try? On the other hand, she dumped all this insane gossip on me that makes me think maybe she's bad news. A bunch of people we know hate her because apparently she accidentally drunkenly said a racial slur, among other reasons. The story is too complicated to explain but I believed her when she said it was accidental, but still, idk... So I guess my question to the other gender, and to my fellow men, is what do I do now?Should I ask her out? Should I avoid her entirely? Should I embrace friendship?
>>35048672Wasn't she fat most of her life? Fatties are smelly.
>>35048682You'll get em next time, anon!
>>35048678Why would she deserve that title? She seems entitled and mega annoying but that's a huge stretch
>>35048672do we have any psychiatrists in atoga, preferably specializing in bpdmy patient (lets call her K) had a depressive crashout and is now manic and stimulation starved, possibly abusing alcoholwhat phase is next and how do we help
>>350486612018 >How'd you avoid getting expelled?I was a straight A student and had a pretty good reputation, so that helped a lot. The principal called my parents in, and I explained everything to both of them. I think the girl had cooled off by then too, because she didn't really push the issue any further lol
>>35048622another day of me getting a laugh at some poor femanon getting mistaken as me lolive also been spedning a lot less time here cuz ive been napping a lot and i can’t be online if im asleep X_X>>35048628what r u talking abt >>35048683fatties are NOT smelly, stop it
>>35048692Did you ever grow a beard from the T? Whatever happened with that do you just shave or did you get laser?
>>35048511Disgusting
>>35048697cow tongue is delicious, my favorite during yakiniku.
What do neck kisses feel like
>>35048547First you pretend to be fat fetishist and then to pretend to be bv, who else have you pretended to be, are you histrionic what the fuck? Extremely vagina behaviour for a man
>>35048689That one has Jewish American Princess Syndrome
>>35048567What even is Filipino food
>>35048701Nice. Unless they're too wet.
>>35048689shutup i dont have bpdokay maybe bipolr but not borderlione tht s stupid
>>35048704if we're going truthfully about it, it's like chinese food with a sour fishy indian flair.
>>35048696somewhat, i used to shave any facial hair less cuz i used to like it and it helpedme pass, but now i shave every day but im kinda bad at it so the skin looks bad, i still like it for some reason tho, idk
90% of the enjoyment of sex is the feeling of the head sliding in for the first time
Women, would you try and get me expelled from uni if I asked you out?
>>35048705I need something more descriptive than 'nice' while ao3 is down
>>35048706I diagnose you with silly bitch, you just seem lonely and lost. I'd ask you more questions about symptoms or your mental state but you seem too drunk.
Ok time to get Mcdonlanss
>>35048684Thanks, do you mean her or another woman?>>35048682>>35048682>>35048682Does anyone else have advice for me? This is driving me mad I can't stop thinking about her.
>>35048672I'm not superman
>>35048715what you having
>>35048610Cuz it's complete ass
>>35048716noooooo no image limit reachd
>>35048708Interesting, I likely have PCOS and have started kinda growing one without being on any kind of T and I actually don't mind it either and shaving is kind of a pain and I forget, but it's getting worse and I don't want to look like a woman with a beard. Thanks for answering lol I do wonder about you and how you handle some of these things sometimes
>>35048629NtaI finally bought a soldering iron.
why are the hot men always gay? that mean girls clip reminded me that the chad in that movie is gay irl
>>35048730Your definition of hot is fruity. You're likely bi, or at least heteroflexible.
>>35048730im a straight hot man, so no we r not all gay
>>35048727that sucks, srry is it true they dont really know what even causes pcos? is there any cure or do u just gotta deal w it?
>>35048729nice, what you soldering
>>35048729yay! good job
Who's baking the new bread?
>>35048738not me but i am baking u guys some cookies for halloween
>>35048682ask her out. if she says no, GOOD. you have your answer and you can move onif she says yes, GOOD. try to smash asapYou're welcome
>>35048707Ew
>>35048734So funny they offered to put me on Spironolactone to reduce androgens but wanted to do a blood panel first. Came back normal but I'm still literally growing a beard so now I have to go to a gyno and get checked for cysts. Other than treating that there isn't much you can do other than lifestyle changes.
If I nap now, when I wake up, there will be food.
>>35048740That's batty. Ghastly, even.
>>35048709M or f
>>35048663i was expecting a to score a bit higher. i'm a sensitive young man after all
>>35048555>look at how every femanon who stumbles upon this place turns outThey were bad enough to come here in the first place
are you guys in any non close friend group discord?thinking maybe I should be in some of them
>>35048735>>35048736Right when it broke a bunch of projects came up that I had to backlog. Electric guitar, desk fan, multimeter, sewing machine
>>35048732You type like a twink
>>35048750There's an invitation only one if you're a femanon. I'm also in one for my WoW clan
>>35048743is facial hair growth the main side effect youve noticed or are there others? i understand it can vary from woman to woman tho>>35048745aw whats so wrong abt making a sweet treat for my pals>>35048750sounds fun, i wish it did exist
kittenposter needs to get her ass cheeks spanked
>>35048754ew
>>35048741OkayThank you
>girl with anxious attachment who falls in love with boy with avoidant attachment>sometimes he acts like he has feelings for me then gets distant again>my anxiety makes me cling harder over time>he insists I'm not annoying but I still feel like I'm stressing him out>ghost him so that he's free of meWould this make a good tragic romance movie?
>>35048756>aw whats so wrong abt making a sweet treat for my palsI didn't say it's wrong. Ghoulish, though. Maybe even rotten or grotesque.
>image limitnext thread>>35048762>>35048762>>35048762
>>35048750I was in a few but they all died
>>35048765but whyyyy D: do u really hate cookies or something?
>>35048764Have you tried not clinging and chilling out
>>35048769Anon... Anon they're just silly Halloween-related adjectives...!
>>35048756More hair generally, mood stuff, fatigue, weight, my periods are never missing but sometimes weird and used to be super super heavy and painful
>>35048772ohi thought u were hating on my future cookies, u had me worried , i think i get why anons callme dumb now
>>35048776Well you could just be blind to wordplay. Or too self-critical and projecting the criticism of yourself onto the words of others. Or both. Or both and also dumb. What do I know? I'm just the monster guy.
>>35048711I'm a visual artist not a writer, can't help ya
>>35048711Can't you imagine it. You're sitting on his lap and his warm soft lips are on your neck while you're craning your head up to let him in. With one hand cradling your face and caressing your cheek with his thumb and the other feeling up your back and waist.
>>35047412What's wrong with fleshlights?
>>35048806And then the foid starts yelping raggedly:"Aah-ahhn! O-mae wa... m-mou shindeiru desu neeeee~!"
>>35048869They think they should be allowed to vote, for oneBoyzingo
>>35048354lmao saved
>>35048043I'm 190cm and she's 150>>35048060This makes it even better haha, if she's a little >.< about it but also can't help but smile a bit
My dog wish to eat boiling oil
>>35049356Another reason for feline superiority Anons there is only one day left until Halloween.
