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Foids Using Lighting Magic on Moids

Previous >>35040783
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Shall I say something banworthy at the top of the thread again?
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Women, would you date a man that was fat and balding?
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>>35044353
i would never use lightning magic against moids
as long as u guys behave that is...
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Dinosaurs are lame
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>>35044361
*naughtily plaps you*
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>>35044361
>She would definitely tazer your balls
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Gender

What was the last piece of media you hated but kept watching or playing anyways
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>>35044367
/atoga/
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do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/xPU8OAjjS4k?si=jKN63idPQpSV3Vxw
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Well this home town of mine
Yes I love it so dear
And that sweet memory I’ll always keep near to my heart
But there ain’t shit for me here now

So I’ll go back to Hays Kansas where I can’t be found
All there is is an auto parts and a mall in this town
And there’s no way of knowing
Where in the world that I am
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>>35044367
the last season of the boys, i just had to know how it ended, it sucked
>>35044364
im a femcel, we are unplapable,
>>35044366
only urs
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>>35044353
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>>35044367
I watched that Tom Holland movie Cherry from a few years back.
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dou you play counter strike?
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>>35044367
The Chucky TV series. I liked aspects of it but it went in weird-ass directions that I just did not care for at all.
I'm also playing Zelda II right this second and I hate it, but I also like it.

>>35044375
I never finished The Boys. From the sound of it, I made a good call.
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>>35044375
>im a femcel
Prove it
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>>35044384
season 1-3 are worth it
the rest not so much
>>35044386
how
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>>35044367
M
I guess its the audiobook LIbrary of Heavens Path, I made it through 45 episodes/chapters before I decided to call it quits. Actual horse shit narration and story. One of the characters is having trouble learning martial arts because shes too horny and too pure + naive and the MC teacher is going to teach her what to do about it or something.
>>35044371
Yeah, white people music is great on occasion.
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>>35044375
How does the show end? I only read the comics, the ending was okay, overall story was good.
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>>35044367
F
I watched that movie with Jenna Ortega and Paul Rudd and unicorns but scary. I knew it was going to be bad but was unprepared for exactly how.
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She said go on back to Cherokee County Why don’t you crawl back with nothing but a razor and a comb
I said babe if ya need me I’ll be where ya found me
Go on to hell honey I’m heading home
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>>35044361
If I had lightning powers, I would be such a fucking menace. Lightning users are always based, but also kinda assholes.

>>35044371
No, that shit got so overplayed and I still hate it.

>>35044388
The only good part about season 4 was Samuel Jackson playing a shark.
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i havent seen a movie in a year
i just use my imagination
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>>35044371
I did back when NOW 5 was released but uh, not really.
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Dan says, "Look at ol' Jim
A dozen Decembers behind him no worse for the wear
And your time spent in Tulsa did not help your shooting
And look at the gray in your hair
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>Korra and Ohio both play dogshit Renpy games
This explains why I enjoy those two
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>>35044398
What do you see?
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>>35044367
F. I got suggested a bad playlist by a friend and I listened to the whole thing just so I could honestly say it all sucked.
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>>35044392
butcher ends up just killing homelander after the boys help to strip him of all his powers ultimately making him a normal human man.
also theres no blacknoir plot twist in the show, he’s just a regular supe.
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>>35044396
>I no Black Lightning, I Dominican.
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>>35044404
If it'll stop you from shitting up this thread with nonquestions and stupid blogposts, then yes go ahead.
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>>35044404
You're 22 you haven't even tried yet
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>>35044388
I dropped it partway through season 4, when they show stuff from another show (Gen V?) as part of the previous events. I didn't want to watch ANOTHER show so I just indefinitely put off finishing the show.

>>35044392
It's shocking you didn't hear about it. It was very widely mocked. They had a character offer to suck dick and eat shit.

>>35044402
I play dogshit RPGM games too.
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>>35044404
AI will replace your need for a human companion with robotic dicks and will replace your job hunt with a techno communist utopia. Just stay strong for a few more years!
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How good does it feel? You belong in these hills
It's best that you let it all end
If you'd have married that girl, you'd have married her family
You dodged a bullet, my friend
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>>35044411
22 and i still cant get a person to turn me on, im expired
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>>35044414
i see dense woods like this from the road all the time and wonder what it would be like to wander around in it

has anybody actually checked them out? is there room to move or are you instantly overtaken by spiders and ticks
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>>35044406
Wtf but the black noir twist was the coolest and funniest part about the ending!

>>35044412
I mean, if a supe was begging for their life then that's warranted because they're all assholes. And wasn't gen v/compound v the supe drug? It was always part of the series, no?
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>>35044417
You're like waking in the morning by a mountain stream
You're like watching that eagle floating on the breeze
As I listen to you dreaming by my side
I wish I could call you mine

But you belong where the four winds blow
Out where the untamed mustang roam
Like a sweet summer rain, passing through
Never seen anything wild as you
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>>35044421
jinkies i am quite sure wrong person
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>>35044412
>I play dogshit RPGM games too.
based but thats kinda implied if you're already playing renpy shit. shoutout to yarimon
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>>35044418
The fight in question with that supe wasn't very exciting and made them look weak. And I'm referring to another show called Gen V.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_V
They were doing that sort of shit where you have to keep up with multiple pieces of media or you'll be confused later. Not a fan of homework like that.
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>>35044416
>turn me on so i can reject you
Cocktease
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>>35044425
Who the fuck is this
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>>35044417
First frost usually hits around full autumn bloom so the bugs shouldn’t be bad. The fall canopy is awesome.
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>>35044412
the gen v stuff is pretty annoying yea, they cut back on it a lot in S5 and those characters barely have any screentime thankfully.
>>35044418
ya they cut the whole homelander clone thing out, ig it wouldve been too edgy to do for tv.
i do like that the new ending at least made it so butcher finally got his proper revenge for his wife tho.
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I wish those were about me but I doubt it
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>>35044417
>is there room to move or are you instantly overtaken by spiders and ticks
Not in Oklahoma but in Appalachia.
Bit of both. Lots of spiderwebs to the face and waist high obstacles in your way but the bigger issue is hills that are too steep forcing you to take a really roundabout route.
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>>35044426
>yarimon
Haven't tried it. I did collect almost all of the monsters in MGQ Paradox though. I just can't figure out who tf I'm missing.
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>>35044402
>This explains why I enjoy those two
One of us

>>35044404
Shit or get off the pot. There's a world of pussy out there and you're wasting away your youth with men.

>>35044407
That's very funny.

>>35044412
>I play dogshit RPGM games too.
Same. I don't care if it's the same games with all of the same assets. The protagonist looks different, so it's a different game. OneOne1 games are pretty good, tho, especially the ones with the dark elves. The music during the transformations goes hard.

>>35044426
Still waiting on Remtairy to make another game and stop riding on the coattails of Karryn's Prison.
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>>35044430
If it wasn't for my old dogs and the good Lord
They'd have me strung upinthe psych ward
'Causeevery day livin' in this newworld
Is one too many days to me

Son, we're on the brink of the next world war
And I don′t think nobody′s praying no more
And I ain't sayin′ I know it for sure
I'm just down on my knees
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>>35044416
Have you considered you might just be asexual?
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life is pointless, i dont want to try anymore
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>>35044444
Begging, Lord, take me home
I just wanna go home
I don′t know which road to go
It's been so long

I just know I didn′t use to wake up feeling this way
Cussin' myself every damn day
People have really gone and lost their way
They all just do what the TVs say
And I wanna go home
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>>35044416
I think you might be broken not expired
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This thread is entirely bots isn't it
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>>35044444
Quints confirm you will die alone.
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>>35044432
Well, I guess some parts about the show maybe might not have landed well on TV (did they show love sausage?) But I'm assuming "homelander" still raped and killed Butch's wife? If that's the case, then I don't see how the clone subplot would he too edgy... I mean, they could just omit the baby killing part.
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>>35044443
asexual is not a real thing
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>>35044448
I'm human, but I have nothing interesting or worthwhile to say.
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>>35044448
you thought skyet was going to be industrial grunge and lazers and robot foot soldiers?

beep boop lil nigga pocalyxe bout to smackyalips
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>>35044452
Sorry, just raped. I forgot Becky died from childbirth.
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>>35044453
Plap
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>>35044435
What?
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>>35044453
How the fuck would you know? Genuine question. You can't even analyze yourself, and now you're going to tell me what's going on in other people's heads?
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i had a dream of a guy telling me "you're a dimensional being" and the i woke up
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>>35044448
Seven generations farming the ground
Grandson sells it to a man from out of town
Two weeks later, the trees go down
Only got concrete growing around
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>>35044460
because i know its bullshit, its all fucking bullshit
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>>35044440
>waiting on Remtairy to make another game
2 more years probably
>one of us
It always makes me giggle when that one anon posts SEQUEL images, there's more of us here than I would have originally thought
>>35044438
Genuinely a solid game but for me the highlight is Nyuu's art
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>>35044440
>OneOne1 games are pretty good, tho, especially the ones with the dark elves.
I played a few of them. Bought them off DLsite and played them untranslated. Meritocracy of Oni and Blade was the first one I tried but I barely remember any of them.
Did you try Magical Girl Celesphonia or Unholy Maiden?
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>>35044453
Do you even masturbate?
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Why don't women understand that this is an insult?
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>>35044452
shes raped but not killed, she even raises their baby until he’s around 12 before both homelander and butcher discover they’re both still alive. but ultimately she dies by accident when the kid kills her by not having full control over his powers yet, which are the same as homelander's.
and yes love sausage is definitely there, they even expand a whole episode for herogasm as well, its pretty vile in the way the comics can be
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>>35044465
I don't even like MGQ Paradox as a porn game, I just like it as an actual game. Same for Black Souls.
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>>35044469
>from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
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>>35044464
And I wanna go home
I wanna go home
I don't know which road to go
It′s been so long

I just know I didn′t use to wake up feeling this way
Well, cussin' myself every damn day
There′s always some kind of bill to pay
People just doing what the rich man say
And I wanna go home
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>>35044464
How would you know what's going on in other people's heads?

Reminder: This is one of the signs for autism. The actual diagnosis, not the insult. You should always remind yourself that what goes on inside your head is NOT always the same as what goes on inside other people's heads.
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>>35044464
>bipolar crash out
Take your meds
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i wish i was a slut just so i could just cum for fucking once
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>>35044479
Only like 20% of women cum when hooking up
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>>35044446
Whatever happened to that guy? Didn't his base drop him like a bag of flaming dogshit when he came out as a Democrat?

>>35044463
Have you ever heard "Scarecrow in the Garden" by Chris Stapleton?
https://youtu.be/Hw2e2XS9Wmc

>>35044466
>Did you try Magical Girl Celesphonia or Unholy Maiden?
Yeah, both. I liked Celesphonia but didn't care for Unholy Maiden, as it was too grindy and the actual corruption mechanic wasn't implemented well. Like 80% of the game was, "Oh no, a penis! I'm so conflicted on whether to touch it," and then the back 20% was, "DICKS! DICKS! DICKS!"
I really liked Do Disciplinary Committee Members Dream of Succubi? Especially because she actually enjoys all of it, rather than it being rapey like a lot of other Japanese corruption games.

>>35044479
Skill issue
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>>35044479
Get a vibrator geez.
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if a girl farted while my cock was in her ass would she explode?
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>>35044488
You can fart around a shit I imagine it's just like that
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O my God there's a man with a gun
Waiting outside for me
He's been wanting to cleanse me of my sins
Lord have mercy on me
If they only knew the man that I have been
None would stand in defense of me
For this blood on my hands is not my own
There's no righteousness in me

Total slaughter, total slaughter, I wouldn't leave a single man alive
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can someone please get that asshole to shut up
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>>35044479
22 years of girl nut on the brain makes you crazy.
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>>35044442
Are you singing to me?
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>>35044491
Who?
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Foids, does your man ever talk shit to you during sex? Like telling you "Your getting fucking slammed right now! What do you have to say?" Or like "I'm making that pussy fucking sing, trick!"
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>>35044491
You'll have to be more specific.
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>>35044484
I don’t even know if he is a Democrat I think he just called out republicans and politicians in general. The ones that only liked him for his one famous song did I’m sure. I listened to a bunch of his stuff and it was good so I listen. I don’t give a fuck about strangers politics.
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>>35044491
I've done all I can do about it.
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>>35044490
Bradford Loomis reference in the year of our Lord, 2026?
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>>35044495
Don't have one right now but nah, that's cringe.
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Ladies, learn.
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>>35044491
If some poetry spam bothers you that much, imagine how we feel about (You)
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Do some of you women really think she didn't do it? Like you'll think Patrick did it?
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>>35044501
she's black so her opinions do not matter. if she was a cute white girl things would be different.
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>>35044504
>for the machine is immortal
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>>35044499
I was raised in a poor mans town, the blood of my father painted the ground
The fear of a man was all I knew, I'm drawn in the sights of an aim that's true (^)
We've been living in a funeral pyre that we've built ourselves just to set it on fire
Fire set it on fire set it on fire

I ain't had nothin but anger and shame It's building up now like a runaway train
Set my mind once to try to get free left me hanging from a tupelo tree
Cut a man down and cage his heart, all you've done is set him on fire
Fire set him on fire, set him on fire
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>>35044504
Patrick did do it tho. There's enough evidence to convict him.
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>>35044479
Skill issue. At 22 you should be able to make yourself cum.
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>>35044501
Do black people put corn rows in their bush?
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>>35044501
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>>35044484
Yeah, Unholy Maiden was grindy as shit. The art and atmosphere carried it for me. I'm hoping for another game on par with Celesphonia soon. There's a mod for it that breathed some new life into it, but that doesn't beat a whole new game.
>Do Disciplinary Committee Members Dream of Succubi?
I downloaded this one but forgot about it. I think that was around the time I go into Secret Flasher Manaka instead (terrific game as well btw).

>>35044504
NAG of course but one of my female friends says he did it solely because "the evidence doesn't add up". One of the points she brought up was that forensics didn't test some pills found in a drink to determine what they were.
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>>35044495
I was gave me girlfriend a facial and told her to say "relationship goals" with cum on her face.
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>>35044517
Saaar!
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i want to get fucked for once i hate this so fucking much

>you were warned, please dont hurt yourself anon
>suicide hotline
fuck you fuck you fuck you i hate the jannies so fucking much
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>>35044495
He is very bad at compliments, so I think he doesn't realize he's actually talking abit during sex sometimes.
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>>35044520
I would love to fuck you, you sound cute n adorable.
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>Gender
What's the best/worst public meltdown you've seen?
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>>35044520
Still haven't answered the question of whether you've even tried to get yourself off, you just expect a guy to magically appear and do it for you. If men acted like this they'd go insane.
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Any Latinas here that can give me tips on cooking some authentic birria? I found a local market that actually sells goat meat, does it make a huge difference in taste or should I just do beef since pretty much all Mexican places use that instead nowadays.
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>>35044520
>i want to get fucked for once
No you don't, or you would have just done it.
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>>35044518
Bruh I misspelled once and it autocorrected it to was. I'm not a fucking pajeet.
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>>35044525
Yes, but please use the inclusive term latinx
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>>35044525
Go with beef if you've never fucked with goat meat. You can't cook it by the book.
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>>35044527
>gave me girlfriend a facial
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>>35044528
Fuck off with that bullshit.
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>>35044525
Birria is mexican not “latina” you stupid gringo
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>>35044520
>i want to get fucked for once
You had an opportunity to for several months and didn't want to. Now that that option has been taken away you want to. If you ever get another boyfriend you're just going to do the same shit.
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if moid not want to be pet, why moid look so pettable??
men explain
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>>35044530
LOL god damn it. Ok I suck at spelling. Happy?
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How can i get a gf like qoqsik (google her)? I need help guys
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>>35044534
I've spent 10,000 days on the end of this chain, ain't getting nowhere but closer to the grave
I've lived all of my life like a man on the run, hiding in a hole till kingdom come

Ain't no map gonna be my guide, just a sign pointing to Hell on both sides.
I can't live even one more day, howling like a dog at the end of this chain
End of this chain, end of this chain, mmmmm
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>>35044523
all of the biggest public meltdowns i've seen were my own

i threw a 1/2lb bag of blue glitter all over a girl's house because she wouldn't talk to me

broke a tennis racket and swore at a tennis tournament

called my prior boss worse than useless and a loser on a call where upper management was present

but i'm sweet and nice now tho
i'm healed/evolved/shadow integrated etc
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>>35044531
Why are you asking us for help if you're a chud?
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Dammit, I wanted to replay Warcraft 3 before warcraft forever drops, but the Nelf campaign is so fucking boring that I'm not even at TFT yet.
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>>35044532
The Latinas or ok "Chicanas" is that better? They are the ones cooking it so they would have the tips and tricks.
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>>35044538
yes, yes
go on
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>>35044534
I would give all of my substantial life savings to a foid if she pet my head while I napped with my head in her lap on the couch.
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Dying of a heart attack as I spasm and throb the last moments of my life away on top of and inside of femanon, impregnating her with my successor...
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>>35044534
Well that's easy, it'd break me, and that sounds dangerous.
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>>35044523
F
I don't stick around to observe them. If someone's yelling and I don't need to be there I leave.
Does something at an inpatient psych hospital count or is that not "public" enough?
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>>35044541
Kek, it really is. And it arguably should've been the best.
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>>35044536
>i was gave me
Dude
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how can i ask a girl to fart on my penis in a sexual manner without making things awkward?
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>>35044547
That counts
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>>35044523
M, saw a guy choke another guy at a poker table in the casino.
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>>35044550
cuddle her and fall asleep it's just a matter of time
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>>35044549
Proof women don't like smart guys
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State your sex and favorite kodomo anime
Male. Mine's Ojamajo Doremi. This is an old photo I took at a convention
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>>35044551
Oh okay then a girl broke the soap dispenser in the bathroom to try and cut herself with and was waving around and hitting people with a trash can and required 4 people to wrangle her and get her back to her room.
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>>35044553
isn't that considered rape
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>>35044541
I wish they used the human campaign as the setting for the warcraft movie
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yo is she always like this
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there is no fucking point to life all i do is work toward a life that doesnt exist anymore and i cant do something as simple as get a cock shoved in me because im a disgusting freak
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>>35044523
It was a manager at work about a year ago. She was a total bitch at the best of times and definitely had some kind of personality disorder. Eventually the HR complaints piled up and the regional team showed up on Friday EOD which always means someone’s handing in keys. She refused to even go into the office to get on the call with HR and went apeshit on her boss in front of everyone. She gave her keys back but every time they tried to usher her to the door she would scream “DONT TOUCH ME” and start walking back into the guys face and screaming over his shoulder at the woman calling her a backstabbing cunt and crying and shit. It was so satisfying. I hated all of them.
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>>35044556
Was that Latina femcel cute?
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>>35044561
Did you finally get ai blackpilled?
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>>35044560
kp? yeah
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>>35044561
>get a cock shoved in me
No woman would phrase it like this, you're ruining the larp.
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>>35044560
Namefags are always mentally ill
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>remembering i used to liveblog my moodswings in atoga too
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>>35044567
that's a woman with a penis
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>>35044563
excuse me?
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kittenposter angy
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>>35044567
I DONT CARE IM ON 4CHAN
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>>35044556
I never really watched any beyond catching random episodes of sailor moon on cable if that counts.
>>35044560
Yeah. The boyfriend gave us a nice break from her I'm sad it's over.
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>>35044565
>>35044560
There are a lot of attention whores and schizos ITT, but she's one of the few at the centre of the venn diagram
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>>35044572
In your photo?
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>>35044515
>Celesphonia
Enishia and the Binding Brand is made by the same team and is really good.
>Secret Flasher Manaka instead (terrific game as well btw).
As a fellow exhibitionist, I concur. It's one of the few sandbox games I actually like.

>>35044523
>What's the best/worst public meltdown you've seen?
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BABY! MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE!" will always be GOAT'd.

>>35044525
>Any Latinas here that can give me tips on cooking some authentic birria?
Traditionally, you're supposed to use goat, but I much prefer oxtail. Easier to find and makes a better consomme. I also don't like adding cloves and allspice to mine, since it can be overpowering, so be cautious. It's also important to remember that a lot of recipes online will tell you to use things like oregano and cinnamon, but it's essential that you use the Mexican ones because they're distinctly different than regular oregano and cinnamon.

>>35044532
Tbf it is common outside of Mexico too, just like we make Paella, which is a Spanish dish.
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Gemini made fun of me, unprompted, from an anonymous context. How's your day been /atoga/?
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>>35044575
>Yeah. The boyfriend gave us a nice break from her I'm sad it's over.
KP and Fat shitter should date
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>>35044543
Oh my sister, won′t you come with me?
I'm going down to the river, Lord, let the ghost wash over me
Oh my brother, won′t you come with me?
I'm going down to the river, Lord, put this weary soul at ease
I will see you on the other side
Lord, there will be darkness before I see the light
Though I may be fearful on that my final day
I know you'll be waiting to help me find my way
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>>35044581
why r u in lightmode
>>35044582
im not a lesbian and kp isnt fat anymore
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It would be crazy if kp was our first incel mass shooter.
>UM campus was rocked today by a mass shooting perpetrated by a chronically undersexed Jewish female. She was neutralized by police while attempting to rape an engineering undergrad.
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>>35044581
Quit talking to clankers like a loser
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Some a ya'll need this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sYd0NFsKM
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>>35044578
that's me.
this is a selfie...
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>>35044584
Yeah, but it'd give the rest of us some air
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>>35044582
That would be very convenient but they'll never go for it
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women
can you explain to kp that being denied 1 dick 1 time from a guy who was considerate shouldnt trigger an immediate crashout
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>>35044585
>engineering undergrad
She's not attracted to other nerds, she craves the validation of preppy, coked out, rapecore fratshitters
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>>35044591
can’t u guys just filter kp if u dont want to see her posts,
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>>35044593
She denied the dick herself there's no point
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I am a real hero!!

>>35044579
>Enishia and the Binding Brand is made by the same team and is really good.
Yep, absolutely. Best scene in the whole game was making her an erotic dancer who gets fucked by the patrons.
>It's one of the few sandbox games I actually like.
Damn, you're cultured. Next you'll say you play era games too, huh?
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>>35044590
Oh, the long hair threw me off. Sorry bro.
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Thought you'd change the weather
Start a little storm
Make a little rain
But I'm going to do one better hide the sun until you pray
I'm a tornado, looking for a soul to take

You're going to see me coming by the selfish things that you did
I'm going to leave you guessing how this funnel is going to hit
I'm a tornado, looking for a man to break
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>>35044367
M
game of thrones.
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foids what makes you do this in your life?
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>>35044590
armpit anon?
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>>35044595
I normally do, but I have to browse incognito at work. Plus I need a way to filter (You)
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>>35044586
I took a minute from working to ask it a dumb question
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>>35044593
no, idgaf about her. let her scream her spoiled veruca salt "i want it NOW" ass off.
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>>35044581
After reading the last part, you definitely deserve to get bullied by an LLM.

>>35044597
>Next you'll say you play era games too, huh?
What is that?
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>>35044601
rn its any of those suepr cute edited photo of mei mei's face x the snow leapard
>>35044603
get back to work! no slacking off!
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>>35044595
Problem with that - morons keep replying to her, I'm going to be exposed to her antics even if I filter her.
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im going to find older guys and if that doesnt work im just ending it i have no more hope
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>>35044601
>foids what makes you do this in your life?
Frogs are cute and pure. They kill flies and mosquitoes to protect us, because they are princely.
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>>35044601
We like cute things?
The least abnormal foid thing
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>>35044610
I'm an older guys.
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>>35044612
No, I mean like what are some things that make you do that, not like "why are you like this".
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>>35044607
>Bro looks like the aliens that abduct me
There's literally no work. The next truck is late.
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Bradford Loomis goes hard as fuck
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>>35044616
be nice to her...
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>>35044610
Can you try short guys after older guys but before suicide?
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>>35044594
>She's not attracted to other nerds, she craves the validation of preppy, coked out, rapecore fratshitters
Like every other femanon ITT
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>>35044620
Fat shitter likes fat shits, not frat shitters
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>>35044601
Compartmentalization
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>>35044606
Text-based (mostly) sandbox erotic games. Started out with one game that was about training Touhou girls in sex, has branched out into a ton of derivative games. The biggest ones are
>eraTohoK, where you're a leader or officer or wanderer during a huge Touhou war and have a ton of freedom as to what you do
>eraTohoTW, more of an in-depth life simulator and dating sim, only you have time stop powers
>eraMegaten, a gigantic Megami Tensei/Persona RPG where you can fuck everybody and anything
I lost a lot of sleep to playing these games for sometimes as much as 14 hours at a time. There's a wiki for these and a lot of other games at wiki.eragames.rip
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>>35044622
i can confirm :D #fatmen'snumber1fangirl
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>>35044622
Isn't fat shitter a fag?
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>>35044604
Still lame to outsource your thinking
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>>35044617
>Bradford Loomis goes hard as fuck
He got recommended to me when I was listening to The Handsome Family years ago.
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>>35044610
Pretend to be underage then guys will try to groom you.
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>>35044627
NTA
No one cares
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>>35044626
No, just a semi pooner
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>>35044631
Right, because you long for the retard life.
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>>35044627
>outsource your thinking
Once you hear about these things called "companies" and the concept of "delegation" you will shit brix
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>>35044629
His old stuff is a lot better than his new stuff sadly
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>>35044606
>you definitely deserve to get bullied by an LLM
was it the sound track or the justinRPG albums?
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i just want to feel happy for once
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>>35044635
Those aren't equivalent. People who frequently use LLMs are already seeing an IQ drop.
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>>35044638
https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1
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>>35044637
Both
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>>35044638
Music. I have a dedicated playlist that starts off sad to get it out and steadily progresses back towards happiness.
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>>35044638
Then do it. Stop being fucking retarded ALL the time.
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>>35044597
Based Zeldabro
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>>35044641
you should check out the other 14 thousand songs
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>>35044639
>People who frequently use LLMs are already seeing an IQ drop
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>>35044618
Hey fat shitter. I know you're a newfag, so has anybody told you about buddy yet? I
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>>35044593
I'm not sure he wanted to romance her like that. It didn't sound like it. So technically she dodged a bullet. He just wanted to fuck.
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>>35044652
SHE just wants to fuck.
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>>35044649
If I pull up the source will you actually read it? Or will you have the LLM tell you what it means?
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>>35044627
yes, slogging through internet searches is an amazing use of my time. As a man who actually wants to do things instead of only thinking about them, spending time researching a problem on shitty, overwritten, extension breaking websites and reinventing the wheel is a MUCH better use of my limited time on earth.
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>>35044654
If I read it and poke holes in it, will you ignore my points because they don't fit your narrative?
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bro i am so fucked, idk how i survived this long
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>>35044653
Then she could have and fumbled herself. What are we supposed to do?
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>>35044645
Link's Awakening is the only other one before Wind Waker that I haven't beaten. I'll get on it this weekend.
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Men,,,
you come back to your favel-I mean home and you see this,,,
What, do you do?
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i am never happy i just want to expirience some fucking joy for once i hate everyone
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>>35044639
>Those aren't equivalent.
How?
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>>35044660
Damn, I need to wash my hands! Also idk who she is but she needs to get out of my house.
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>>35044660
How did my femboy get preggers?
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>>35044656
I hope not. I don't want to be an ideologue.
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>>35044651
hi and no
i dont even think ive heard the name before, who is it?
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>>35044662
Ok
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>>35044662
Go do something fun then. Don't get hung up on relationships and sex.
>>
I am in desperate need of some asmr recommendations.
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>>35044660
Step 1, try to figure out why my house has been replaced by a white void. Step 2, call the police to remove this strange child that broke in. Step 3, throw away the pink thing, smells like piss.
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>>35044669
nothing is fun
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>>35044673
Oh. Ok
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>>35044671
>https://vocaroo.com/1nQ3T7cIy9nf
wtf is this. who r these people
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>>35044673
Maybe you're depressed, consider getting treatment.
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>>35044671
is that voc supposed to be her? cuz that is not the voice of a pooner, at least not a legit one.
seems like she was just a regular girl :T
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>>35044670
What kinds do you like? Raw triggers, roleplays directed at you, watching people do stuff?
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>>35044676
No good. She likes to ride the highs.
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I think a married guy wants to fuck me
>stares at my boobs
>makes eye contact with me whenever someone else says something funny and/or stupid
>laughs so hard at my jokes he covers his face and puts his head on the table

BUT HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE? I don't wanna homewreck I'm just curious.
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>>35044676
i was diagnosed with that fake bullshit when i was 12. its not real
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>>35044662
You should let yourself do that and stop saying no to shit you might like.
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>>35044675
That's birdy and an older anon who's now banned
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how can i make sure i am a girl's type physically and she isn't going for me because i am a safe stable option compared to the player type guys?
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>>35044651
Yeah that's birdy. Not "Buddy", you fop.
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>>35044682
You seem slightly depressed at times
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>>35044688
Yeah, idk what autocorrect was doing there. I don't call people buddy.
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>>35044682
i dont think the average person experiences the highs and lows like you do...
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>>35044687
Make sure she's not on hormonal bc when you start fucking
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>>35044615
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>>35044685
you mean birdanon? ngl it sounded like some japanese porn video.
So people are getting laid through atoga too? i missed out on teenage love, college love and now atoga love too? i think im the biggest loser here
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Bells ring in the tower, wolves howl in the hills
Chalk marks show up on a few high windowsills
And a rabbit gives up somewhere, and a dozen hawks descend
Every moment points toward its own sad end
Yeah, yeah
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>>35044586
Clankers are cool when they make stuff like this
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>>35044680
You're a young slut, of course he wants to fuck you. Most of the men you interact with want to fuck you.
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>>35044692
the fuck does that mean
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>>35044680
>stares at my boobs
if you have a nice set of knockers guys will stare. doesnt necessarily mean he wants to nuke his marriage and fuck you
>makes eye contact with me whenever someone else says something funny and/or stupid
normal neurotypical thing
>laughs so hard at my jokes he covers his face and puts his head on the table
this one is a bit sus
anyway if you want a more accurate assessment, post your tits. i will be glad to help
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either gender
howmuch money to drink an entire liter of coca cola and then right after eat some mentos whole?
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>>35044670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
It'll never be topped.
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>>35044700
They meant you're bipolar or something.
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>>35044699
YAAAAAY. I'm half asexual on my mom's side though.
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>>35044695
Birdanon probably wouldn't sound that awkward. That's Birdy losing her virginity at 18.
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>>35044705
You obviously do want to homewreck btw
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>>35044705
if you cuck that guy's wife you will be struck by lightning, just saying.
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How do anonymous atogans interact on here to the point of hooking up?
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>>35044702
That I can take 10k for.
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>>35044702
>howmuch money to drink an entire liter of coca cola and then right after eat some mentos whole?
Not much, considering it won't do what you think it will do.
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>>35044701
he stares at me randomly in general. he's so cute.

>>35044708
>>35044709
if i find out they're swingers its on sight. but i don't wanna ruin the marriage they're cute together.
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>>35044711
You just drop contact info, like email or discord, and talk offsite. Tons of people have taken conversations offsite.
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>>35044715
Why do you say that like it's common? You must already have some indication.
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>>35044702
F
Idk like $20. Drinking the liter of soda is the hard part then I'll just get burpy.
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>>35044711
i think there is a secret atoga groupchat where all the OGs interact and hookup. rest of us are invisible to them
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>>35044718
he just seems really happy to see me every time we run into each other. i've never been treated like that before it seems so sweet.
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>>35044711
I've never picked up an atogan but you have a nice conversation with someone, find out they're nearby, and one of you leaves contact info in the thread.
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men, change of plans, would u be the one to sit on my lap?
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>>35044717
Yes but how do they FUCK. What are the odds of neither of them being ugly and both living close enough to meet up?
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>>35044724
Desperation.
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>>35044723
I feel something poking into my butt, what is that?
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>>35044704
i asked my dad in august and he says no

>dad do you have bipolar
>what no?
>i mean mom says you have bipolar
>i mean you know when mom and i were together we had some physical altercations but thats about it
>i mean im pretty sure ive seen you depressed and i remember all the times you yelled at grandpa over minor things
>no ive never been depressed
>i mean mom says that you told her you have bipolar so i would want to know cause then i probably have t
>no i dont have bipolar do you think youre bipolar
>maybe
>well ive never seen you have a manic episode before
>you moved out 12 years ago
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Are atoga femanons good lays? They all have grippy tier mental illness at least
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>>35044729
Are atoga moids even worthwhile?
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>>35044728
Maybe talk to a doctor instead of your dumb dad.
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>>35044724
Nta
About half of all 4chan users are from the US. 80% of the US population lives on either coast not in the middle. It's bound to work out sometimes. A guy who doesn't get lucky that often will drive 3 hours for some free pussy no problem.
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>>35044730
the white scruffy ones are
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>>35044729
i dont think there is any femanon above a 5/10 here. most guys are simply desperate af and will fuck anything with a pulse and a vagina
>>
Looking at a pic of an FTM pussy, that clit goes crazy.
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>>35044729
>They all have grippy tier mental illness at least
Grippy socks = grippy box
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>>35044735
I mean every atoga moid has an awful and evil personality, why would I want to hook up with one
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>>35044729
Atoga moids don't even lay. So we will never know.
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>>35044739
they arent actually awful or evil, we all have our bad days
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>>35044736
5/10 ain’t bad
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>>35044729
yes
the mental illness gene survives by making itself thrilling and exciting for the neurotypical gene to interact with
you are literally conditioned to find them attractive
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>>35044742
Yes they are
Not one of them is a decent person
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>>35044724
NTA. In that case specifically, Birdy has hybristophilia - meaning she's attracted to people/men who are psychopaths, and the guy she met up with is a psychopathic, nonexclusive pedophile.

It's not like a femcel shut in has a lot of other options to meet a psychopath, so she leapt at the opportunity.
>>
are grippy socks nice to wear around the house?
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>>35044736
i think im like a 3/10, could be a lot prettier if i lost weight
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>>35044745
and u know this cuz u somehow know every single atoga anon personally?
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Atoga moids are ugly fat balding retard brown manlet dicklet brainlet empathylet
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>>35044739
>the internet is real
Whatever. You bitches say some of the most fucked up things possible in your journal.
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>>35044721
A man is happy to see a young woman with boobs? What a nice guy!
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>>35044749
Do you know even a single one? They all dog on you every night
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>>35044753
nah, he does it when i'm in two wool sweaters and flat as a board... its love mfer.
and i'm staring at his ass anyways
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I activate Raigeki! All of your monsters are GONE, Femanon!
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>>35044748
My sister recently lost over 100 lbs after being pretty overweight basically her whole life. No drugs or anything. I'm very proud of her, and I'm sure you can do it too.
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>>35044721
are you really that easy......
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>>35044757
I ACTIVATE POT OF GREED
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>>35044748
whats ur bmi
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>>35044760
What does that card do?
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>>35044759
only for one man. its been like four years since i've liked a guy, can't i have this?
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>>35044760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810
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>>35044762
THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 BEERS FROM MY FRIDGE
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>>35044755
thats cuz i can be very annoying and dont control my fetish lol
female posters get mad at me too,
they rarely pick on me unless i deserve it
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>>35044750
i am a sensitive young man, i have more empathy than most women. and i am not ugly or bald
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>>35044748
You already lost weight.
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>>35044756
You're probably a dumb college girl, you have no idea what love is.
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>>35044758
I already lost 120lb

i had anorexia
>>
Men
Take the empathy test and be honest
Post scores
https://embrace-autism.com/empathy-quotient/
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>>35044764
>42 second video
>thumbnail is the Exodia guy from the anime
I already know what's gonna happen lmao
>>
Can any man on here honestly call themselves attractive?
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>>35044766
Do you have a huge clit from taking T or did it shrink back down?
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>>35044761
23
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>>35044770
oh, well good job if you don't have anorexia anymore. Be my gf.
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>>35044763
Have a threesome with his wife
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>>35044774
ive only seen 3 anon's faces here and they were all over 5/10 imo
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>>35044763
no
you have to scare him off like a bear who gets too friendly with humans
or someday another woman will do the same to your husband
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>>35044769
hmmm oh well. having a crush and flirting with an older guy is fun enough.
>>
Gender
Are you participating in any secret santa events? I'm doing /mlp/, /a/, and /k/
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Sandra Bullock is so fucking cute
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>>35044779
you literally like fat dudes, your standards are garbage
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>>35044773
The video is a million years old but it's one of my all time favourites.
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>>35044777
kill yourself
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>>35044774
i am honestly attractive and i am a sensitive young man. my height might be short (i'm 5'11) that's my only flaw physically i believe
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>>35044775
nope, the clit size is here to stay, can’t say i mind it, do men mind big clits? makes it easier to find..
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>>35044774
Only >him
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>>35044779
who was the worst looking, be honest
>>
my psychology oscillates rapidly between excessive, delusional, egotistical confidence and pathetic, sensitive, whimpering beta with seemingly no middle ground

how does one solve this issue
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>>35044774
I was.
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>>35044786
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>>35044729
I'm definitely not bad.
According to compliments I'm active in bed for a woman and give good blowjobs.
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>>35044787
What other qualities do you have?
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>>35044784
yet from face alone, none of them looked fat
now what
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>>35044774
Nope. I'm pretty fucking hideous tbqh, sucks but it is what it is. At least I got a huge dick.
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>>35044786
that was brutal ngl
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>>35044798
>huge dick
Go on
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>>35044786
Why are you always such a dick? Are you trying to manifest one with your attitude?
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>>35044788
I think a big clit looks hot, I'm looking at a pic of one on twitter now.
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>>35044772
I took that one yesterday too.
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>>35044789
CaseOh's badonkadonks mog whatever the skinny moist has going on
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>>35044792
What happened
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>>35044747
Yes, unless you like sliding across the floor.
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>>35044778
his wife is ugly
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>>35044805
meatcanyon is like their hot lovechild
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>>35044795
that's for others to judge. i dont like blowing my own trumpet
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>>35044802
i want to hurt people right now
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>>35044806
Age, eczema, and thinning hair.
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>>35044811
What a kind person you are! You truly deserve happiness
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>>35044811
Your ban evading already hurts us enough
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>>35044801
I lied its small i just wanted to feel cool
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>>35044808
YOU ARE NOT I

>>35044778
his wife is actually really pretty but i'm not a lesbian. i jerk off to the thought of dual cucking each other lmfao. she gets my man i get her's. except i dont have a man and probably wouldn't like this fantasy if i did.
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>>35044811
Your presence here is painful enough isn't it?
>>
someone asking genuine question: 0-2 (You)'s
femanons ragebaiting for attention: 10^100 (You)'s
why are you guys like this
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>>35044811
What's wrong exactly? I haven't followed the lore.
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>>35044816
>except i dont have a man and probably wouldn't like this fantasy if i did.
Cucking/cheating/swinging fantasies are surprisingly common in people with no actual lover of any kind.
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>>35044805
Ew texas
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>>35044819
Fuck you
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>>35044811
It's not just right now. You only come here to act belligerent, or ask questions related to your insecurities. You never come here to help or advice, or really even conversation.
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>>35044776
that's not even too bad. i think most women at that bmi have a nice ass and tits
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>>35044819
>him: I want sex
>kittenposter: me too, I've posted nonstop about it on an advice board for literal years, but I'm gonna string you along and say maybe we could have sex eventually instead of just doing it, because I'm a severely autistic cunt teehee lol
>him: ... no thanks, bye
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>>35044822
Why'd you take your name off?
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told my hinge date we should go back to his house after we have our date. was that too forward? i do want to fuck. more than i want the date honestly
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>>35044827
Not KP
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>>35044828
Please don't become a slut.
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>>35044805
Also he put fake abs on his tummy for his soap box
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>>35044829
this definitely happened btw
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>>35044812
>>35044815
Atoga men are truly hopeless
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>>35044828
>was that too forward?
yes it was. BUT it will reveal her true interest in you. if she hesitates or gets uncomfortable she was never into you that much. remember she has let a man fuck her 20 mins after meeting him in the club
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>>35044834
What did I do? Was I supposed to freeze time?
>>
Women, would you rather your man smell clean or smell like a dessert?

Men, would you rather your woman smell floral or smell fruity?
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>>35044834
>hopeless
me and my small penis will never give up hope.
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I would sleep with only one moid here
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>>35044838
Floral
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>>35044835
I think you misread some pronouns.
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>>35044833
i wouldnt believe it either, it unironically did. i prrviously posted about other wild shit she said as well. shes slowly going crazy and im down with it
>>
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>>35044831
well... remains to be seen
>>35044835
i am the woman lol i asked the guy. and no the fuck i have not omg. not that that means anything since im going to hopefully hook up with this guy after two or three hours
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>>35044828
chad wins again
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>>35044838
clean I guess. Like nothing.
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>>35044845
I asked men to take it...
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>>35044841
Why are you talking about me in that way
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>>35044849
>he doesnt know
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>>35044828
>>35044846
Why are women more interested in hooking up than relationship sex?
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>>35044851
>he
:(
>>
men, what is ur current and usual facial hair status? how many of you are perfectly clean shaven?
do you enjoy the facial hair you current have?
>>
I'm cheating on my gf with a stripper, but I'm not doing anything more than spoiling her, taking her out, and kissing her(not even making out). What's wrong with me?
>>
politely talking to KP be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdPRJk8GK7k
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>>35044821
>Ew texas
Fuck you too
I'd make fun of whatever one strip mall having backwoods ass town in whatever shithole flyover state you're from if it actually mattered

>>35044841
>I would sleep with only one moid here
Same.
Exhibanon.
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>>35044770
>120lbs
>no visible loose skin in the pics she posted
...??
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>>35044834
Let's not act like you're some bombshell
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>>35044859
>specifically the guy who talks about how big his meat his
brutal dickpill
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>>35044859
>Exhibanon
Not my pick but we have our tastes
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>>35044856
I shave every other morning.
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>>35044856
i have a 2 week stubble currently, groomed and lined up properly. i want to clean shave but i look older and less attractive so i dont
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>>35044859
Rekt
>>35044862
He's also an incel if that makes you feel better.
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>>35044860
you dont remember?
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>>35044856
I used to have a beard but now I'm clean shaven because facial hair aggravates my dermatitis, my beard didn't look that good anyway, very bushy and pubey.
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>>35044868
i thought i remembered ur tummy looking normal but idk.
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>>35044856
Trimmed beard, I get haircuts once a week so it's typically between #2 and #4
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>>35044841
i would sleep w that one guy who posted his belly a long time ago i dont think he frequents here anymore tho but i did save his pic
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>>35044875
Do not lie
>>
https://x.com/button20411kzc/status/2115541859997307370
this is 100% a foid from atoga
>>
I got a 28 I'm more autistic than Kitten Poster what the FUCK
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>>35044772
48/80
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>>35044859
>Exhibanon
Why?
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>>35044859
>Exhibanon.
Clearly the pun battle won you over!
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>>35044876
i am not lying he seemed handsome from what i could see in his pic
i liked his outfit
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>>35044879
Well now you have to trip as Low EQ so we know.
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>>35044882
because he grooms underage girls
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>>35044858
https://youtu.be/6ONRf7h3Mdk
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>>35044656
>>35044666
I'll assume you're still interested.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/387701784_AI_Tools_in_Society_Impacts_on_Cognitive_Offloading_and_the_Future_of_Critical_Thinking
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>>35044838
i hate gourmands and vanilla so clean. but it shouldn't just be laundry detergent either
>>35044853
im busy as hell right now, i just want fun without having to be tethered to someone. it's a lot quicker and easier to just grab dinner with a guy, have sex, then part ways than vetting a bunch of men and taking tons of time to find a guy you actually want to commit to. it boils down to being horny just like it does for men
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>>35044879
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>>35044878
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HVk-hxPWwAAil1b?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
this is 100% a foid from atoga
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Wait if I show off my 8 inch dick I can get /atoga/ foids?
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>>35044889
Most of the guys I know have or want girlfriends though.
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>>35044890
Is it possible to develop dyslexia later in life, i swear to god my reading abilities have dropped. Definitely thought that said circumcision interest.
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>>35044892
careful you will get banned, post it somewhere else if u must
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>>35044890
I don't know what that is
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>>35044889
>i hate gourmands and vanilla
:(
>clean. but it shouldn't just be laundry detergent either
My most recent purchase has the scent profile of soap and cedar
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>>35044892
Color and foreskin status?
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>>35044889
Depressing.
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>>35044892
No. You have to trip and show your bigger penis.
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>>35044853
Finding a guy to have sex with and never talk to again is way easier than finding someone you want to date
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>>35044892
if u actually can prove you have an 8 inch dick, most women will be at least somewhat excited by the sheer novelty and rarity of it yes
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>>35044873
i make myself want to puke
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33/80
l-lower score means better... right?
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Good morning, atoga. Women make me sad.
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>>35044904
at least your nails are cute
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>>35044902
Why wouldn't you ever want to talk to him again? Do you select for guys who are attractive but douchey?
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>>35044904
>little pubes visible
cute cute cute cute
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>>35044905
No
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>>35044904
It's not that big a deal.
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>>35044902
>no commitment
>only sex
Why are women like this?
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>>35044904
>wraps my dick with kp's loose tummy skin and jerks off with it
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>>35044904
if it bothers you have you looked into skin removal surgery? or is it not bad enough for that?
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>>35044904
…and what was the need of undoing your pants?
>faint bit of pubes
Nice
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>>35044911
loose skin is fucking horrifying and youre coping/simpying if you pretend otherwise.
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I'm putting together a spreadsheet of trip/identityfag stats
What should I threw in? I put EQ and RAADS-R scores on it
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>>35044916
It's going to happen to most women at some point.
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>>35044889
samefag i genuinely feel like a man in the way that the dinner/activity is just me getting through the formalities to have access to his gentials. a lot of that does have to do with the fact that im awkward and want to avoid having to talk a lot. i don't actually like talking about myself that much
>>35044893
i honestly have observed more guys really wanting to just cuddle and have companionship more than they want to hook up (not with me but in general). im just saying that it's an equivalent impulse.
>>35044899
why does it upset you?
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>>35044914
i went for a consult a few months ago
>they touch my belly way to fucking much
>"oh youre gonna love this procedure"
>takes images of my naked body for some fucking reaon
>$2000 for the consult please
i dont even remember what the estimate was, I wanted to throw knives at them
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>>35044891
bro...what's wrong with you
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>>35044922
You just can't handle that much meat.
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>>35044917
femanon period cycles
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a girl told me i look intense and strict. is this a bad thing? how can i look more friendly?
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>>35044922
this nigga saw a pussy and said ew
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>>35044926
Who knows? Maybe that’s what she’s into.
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>>35044926
Smile bitch
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>>35044890
I got a 136. Fuck my life.
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>>35044924
I decided to add MBTI, Big Five, Zodiac Sign, and Hogwarts House fields
Now I just need data
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@foids maybe let your parents choose your next fuckbuddy.
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>>35044927
Nta, i mean they do kinda look like alien face suckers.
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>>35044926
Do you need glasses?
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Either gender
Post your
>MBTI
>Big Five
>Zodiac Sign
>Hogwarts House
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i want love
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>>35044930
i wish i could smile more but my teeth are kinda fkd up :(
>>35044929
>Maybe that’s what she’s into
yea i guess
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>>35044937
>Zodiac Sign
Completely meaningless
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>>35044940
Moid hands
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>>35044926
not necessarily. if you're a pleasant and gentle person it can actually endear you to others when you reveal your personality.
>>35044937
F wtf are the big five
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>>35044908
Not douchey just a bad fit. Like I know it wouldn't work out long term because of the kind of person he is but I find him attractive.
It's honestly not worth the effort most of the time. I did it a bit in my youth but I'm over it celibacy is easier and more peaceful.
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>>35044920
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that american cosmetic surgeons are literally insane. They're car salesman masquerading as doctors and I can't believe it's allowed in the form it currently takes.
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>>35044942
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/IPIP-BFFM/
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>>35044923
>>35044927
i like tight innie ones, outies are kinda weird
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>>35044933
Fuck no my mom likes ugly bald guys who look like toes and has been divorced twice and my dad would be very uncomfortable with that idea.
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i want sex
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>>35044937
M
ESTP
idk what big 5 is
virgo
slytherin
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>>35044949
Denied. You are only permitted kissing and heavy petting.
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>>35044950
You're not a name or identityfag
But thank you for sharing anyways
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>>35044937
M
INTP/J
Openness to experience: High
Conscientiousness: Medium
Extroversion: Low
Agreeableness: Medium
Neuroticism: Medium
GryffinClaw
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>>35044949
i cant horny post at u anymore after the loose skin pic im sorry
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>>35044952
nta
Whos on your list, I just need to make sure I'm not on there
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>>35044937
My mtbi isn't always the same when I take the tests only the IN stays consistent
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>>35044948
Damn, no wonder you're a slut.
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>>35044943
>Like I know it wouldn't work out long term because of the kind of person he is but I find him attractive.
Is it due to his promiscuity then?
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>>35044957
Birdanon, BV, Exhibanon, Fatshitter, JH, kittenposter, Korrasami, Ohio, QT
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>>35044952
>You're not a name or identityfag
oh you only wanted namefags to reply. should've specified in the post
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>>35044961
good
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>>35044961
>fatshitter
im not even a name or trip fag, can i request to be removed,
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>>35044962
Yeah my bad I'm autistic as hell myself
I'm >>35044917
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>>35044964
No
What's your EQ and can I get that other stuff to fill out your row please
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>>35044960
Not even a little bit
Due to differences that would make a romantic relationship with that person more difficult than someone more similar to me
>>35044959
Never had a chance
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>trading namefag information like pokemon cards
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>>35044961
You forgot Gaz. Also how will you know when JH posts?
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Is Korrasami a girl or a boy?
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>>35044966
idk what eq even means
can i see all of what you have in my section pls?
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>>35044961
Aw man I didn't make the list
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>>35044969
Never heard of
I'll call any of them who uses proper punctuation cute, and the one that says "Fuck you." is her

>>35044971
Name: Fatshitter
RAADS-R: 113
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>>35044968
This is how it feels to hate women.
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>>35044970
latinx
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id rather be raped than keep going like this
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>>35044937
INTJ
idk
Aries
Slytherin
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>>35044970
He's trans.
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>>35044949
my first time was with my boyfriend whom i met online and travelled for. he could not get hard and when he inserted his floppy half-chub inside of me it felt like nothing. i put on an act because i knew if i didn't, i would probably make performance anxiety worse and i was trying to salvage the situation in so many ways. he genuinely thought i came even though i did not say i did nor pretended like i did. he stayed hard during oral and came from and into my mouth. i swallowed by accident. after it was all said and done i could not help but feel so cheated. he also was very small even when fully hard. i say all this to tell you first times do not need to be special and just because you share it with someone you love doesn't mean it'll be good. and even if they are total disasters you can move on from it. if you really want to experience sex just go for it
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>>35044975
o nvm i thought it was gonna be like doxxing tier material, i got scared
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>>35044961
I'm a namefag, can I request to be added
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>>35044978
lots of fat and balding guys around, just go have your pick
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>>35044895
I don't currently have an urge to, I was just curious
>>35044898
>color
Southern italian & slav tan mutt
>foreskin status?
Snipped
>>35044900
Why would I if I'm not getting anything out of it?
>>35044903
So how should I best capitalize on this?
>>35044926
I've been told I look scary by my exes. I assume it's because I have a pretty bad rbf in public, especially when I'm on my phone. Try focusing on loosening your facial muscles.
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>>35044985
dibs on the fatties
she can have the baldies
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>>35044937
>INFP-T
>Dunno what that is
>Gemini
>Gryffindor
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>>35044961
>Birdanon
NEED
E
E
D
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>>35044982
Wtf
Why would I dox my friends

>>35044983
No hopers or has-beens allowed
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Where to meet clingy gf
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>>35044988
Okay I'll just get rid of the big five thing, whatever
What's your EQ and RAADS-R scores?
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>>35044989
I want her to smash my patriarchy.
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>>35044862
>>35044863
>>35044882
>>35044883
He's just consistently been the most tolerable guy here over the years. Even on /soc/ and that was a bigger cesspool than here.

>>35044890
Is mine really the highest? Wtf?

>>35044937
>MBTI
INFJ
>Big Five
Don't remember, but I scored really high in neuroticism.
>Zodiac Sign
Virgo sun
Sagittarius moon
Capricorn rising
>Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw

>>35044970
>Is Korrasami a girl or a boy?
Woman, but apparently I'm tranny-coded because I can read or something.
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>>35044981
I wonder if the virgin girls I had sex with remember their first times fondly or if they just remember the pain of the 20 minutes it took to stretch them out.
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I want a man to lay on top on me prone without actually fucking, how do I achieve this without a bf
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>>35044993
Earthquake? Radiation?
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>>35044991
i heavily prefer white men but i have nothing against asians
>>35044990
what is eq again?
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>>35044998
So what's in it for me?
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>>35044995
Thank you for the stats!
QT is higher at 234/240
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I hate women.
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>>35045002
Jesus Christ
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>>35044999
Empathy quotient and the autism test posted last thread
>>35045000
See >>35044772
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>popped 4 cherries btw
took until the 3rd one to realize they weren't actually supposed to pop.
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>>35045001
You get to lay on top of a woman
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What was that writer woman thinking when she decided to make a wizard house that was literally just for retards?
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>>35045008
Don't talk about Hufflepuffs like that. They're very good finders.
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>>35044879
I get about 150 nowadays and I used to get in the 180s. I guess I have minimally improved lol
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>>35045005
i thought the autism test posted last time was the raads thing
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Men, describe your JO technique
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>>35044981
i want it to be special. If i cant lose it as a teen and i can lose it with another virgin then i think im owed it. Losing it in a funny or embarrassing way is for younger people who get to go have double digit body counts and sex addictions before reaching drinking age.
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>>35045002
>>35045004
He doesn't seem that autistic to me? Just bipolar.
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>>35045014
I don't understand your world view or morality at all lol
Don't you post nudes in soc?
Not that this automatically makes you a turbo slut but like???
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>>35045012
Yeah, that's the one
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>>35045013
No.
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>>35045018
Pretty please?
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>>35045013
Hm, this is more difficult than I thought it would be
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>>35044981
Why are you posting here, Mary
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>>35045016
I posted my boobs
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>>35045007
That doesn't sound very appealing. Could you get me dinner after at least? Or some cuddles?
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>>35044979
M or F
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men would you enjoy if ur having sex with u on top and as u both start to settle down/tire out she switched to top and keeps going? or would that be rape?
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>>35045013
left handed, stroking in a loose, twisting up and down motion. I never just go straight up and down, it doesnt feel as good.
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>>35045015
Well fun fact it's kind of related.
Weaker comorbidity than something like ADHD but having a bipolar parent makes you more likely to have tism! Plus I think his sister is actually autistic iirc.
I also think there's just a general bias in this place because people here tend to be a social and will probably unintentionally exaggerate traits on these tests even if they wouldn't be diagnosed otherwise.
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>>35045014
sis i was 25 years old. it does not matter
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>>35045013
the horniness must come from the abdomen
iyk yk
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>>35045025
>you enjoy if ur having sex with u
She's improving, just slowly.
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>>35045005
My earthquake is 40/80. What do I win?
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>>35045024
I'm INTJ, obviously male
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>>35045031
You win a nice picture! See >>35044968
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>>35045025
>or would that be rape?
Depends, will you choke me and slap me and hold my hands over my head? If so then yes please.
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>>35045022
Exactly but I feel like I've also seen you defend some kind of sluttery or get mad at anons for being prudes.
Memory is fuzzy and I don't keep up with your shit, so......idk. still mildly confusing that you now talk like some incel about sex. Maybe you do need a vibrator lol
Waiting is good if that works for you but chill it's not so deep
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>>35045032
Seems femcel coded
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>>35045035
boobs are literally such a mild and unspecial bodypart, you know that is many parts of the world there are normal women comfortable just walking around completely topless? Like come on
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Hey Korrasami, I'm finally gonna back in DFW next week, take me out to dinner?
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Atoga lore is still my special interest after all this time and I hate it
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>>35045035
Your post is millennial coded. Zoomers usually think more like KP
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>>35045039
What is your most and least favorite piece of lore?
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>>35045041
the fact the exhib raped a mentally ill girl
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>>35045039
What ever happened to the femanon with the huge hips?
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>>35044888
>using tools will make you dependent on said tools, especially if you start from an early age
No fucking Duh, which is why we dont let kids use calculators or computers before highschool. Or most of us, anyways.
> Tsui found that instructional practices that encourage active learning, such as group discussions and problem-based learning, were associated with higher levels of self-reported critical thinking growth.
No shit, really?
>kid says "I use AI a lot"
>Kid doesn't think to good without it
Again, no shit Sherlock.
This is hardly research. I don't know who'd be impressed by this. If you use tools all the time for the important, brainy things then no shit you're going to lose that skill. This is known. Looking things up on the Internet to get to a next step and waiting for Stack Overflow to load isn't much of a brainy skill, nor one I care to exercise. I'll gladly pay half a cent for deepseek to look up stuff for me and have all the gathered data ready and presentable. You have to be smart about these things and not treat it like a caveman looking at fire or a crackwhore looking at... crack.

Again, all blindingly obvious points.
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>>35045040
I'm born in 2000, so not quite millennial but early zoomer ig. I feel like zillenials should be there own generation desu.
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>>35045037
Stupid turboslut shows her body off like an OF whore (except for free!) and demands a pure bf
News at 11
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>>35045042
rapists can’t be virgins
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This Russian girl I'm taking out has been slapping me and choking me in public if I touch her thigh a little too high or say something out of place. I find it really fucking hot. How do I tell her not to do it in front of my family though?
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>>35045041
NTA
Favorite: that ohio wrote a poem for JH on his first day here
Least favorite: that guy who happily cheated on his dying wife with a femanon
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>>35045046
You lost your virginity a year ago?
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>>35045042
Huh? Plebs link? I've been here for years and have never heard even hardcore exhib haters talk about that one.
>>
I just went on /fit/ and its mostly men talking about if women like them more now that they're cut.

Gym bros are literally so ugly to me it creates the same visceral reaction as seeing bad plastic surgery, but they don't believe me. All my girlfriends feel this way too. What started the rumor that women like gym bros? Tf?
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>>35045013
I use my off (left) hand, because it's over too quick if I go with righty. Most of my stroking technique is on the upper 80% of the shaft I think. Once I'm getting close, or trying to get myself there, I squeeze a little tighter as the upward motion nears the tip.
For finishing, I use two paper towels, folded twice, to ensure no spillage occurs. That way I can ride out the high without worrying about a mess.
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>>35045049
Lucky bastard
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>>35045013
Sock goes on the penis and then I jerk it
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>>35045047
the guy i was just dating was bisexual who was hooking up the night i first met him
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>>35045049
if she does it, slap her back
its just something you have to do, and they expect it. its like a shit test to see if you're man enough to control her
t.slav
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>>35045023
Does that not count as cuddling? What is cuddling to you?
>>
Women who's your favorite faction in 40k? Why?
Men what's your favorite kind of nail polish? Be as specific as possible.
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>>35045038
You're not my wife!
>>
speaking of lore. Oldheads will get it
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>>35045048
he said she doesn't count since she's "incomplete"
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>>35045056
Not exactly as it won't lead to marriage, but yeah she's hot as fuck.
>>35045060
She didn't start out of nowhere, she told me she's a domme and I let her know I'm a switch and I want to try subbing as I never have. And I told her my limits so she's staying well within them. I just don't really know how to bring up the family thing, it feels like I shouldn't even need to mention it right?
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>>35045051
...what? Unless I'm not following something. I haven't been a virgin for a while.
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>>35045068
keep the fetish shit in the bedroom
couples who do that shit in public should honestly be beaten
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>>35045061
No, cuddling involves hugging each other and preferably spooning or something more intimate than using me as a weighted blanket.
>>35045065
You can bring her too
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>>35045054
It's a cope because we don't want to believe our attractiveness is 95% genetics
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>>35045053
That wasn’t exhib, that was ohiofag
>>
Is sex the only way you can get a man's attention back?
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>>35045075
they both did it
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>>35045071
No thanks. It's just choking and slapping, nothing crazy. We don't even make out in public.
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>>35045078
Give me the exhib rape story.
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>>35045039
>Atoga lore is still my special interest after all this time
are you archieve anon?
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>>35045069
Nevermind, I thought you were >>35045028
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>>35045054
its because going to the gym and getting a good body is legit the only way a guy can hope to increase his attractiveness.
Everyone knows that girls dont care and that 99% of attraction is face and height, but without this cope, there really is no hope left
t.gymcel
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>>35045077
Stop. Let him go.
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>>35045087
No. I miss talking to him.
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>>35045065
I thought you woke up at 4am
What's going on with your sleep schedule?
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>>35045063
>Men what's your favorite kind of nail polish? Be as specific as possible.
On women? Dark blue is my favorite, black is a close second. And orange is the most underrated.
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>>35045081
I keep all the information in my head. Nowadays it's more boring though so I get more bits and pieces than anything but if I witness I *will* remember and talk about it eventually.
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>>35045066
Is that the guy Birdy was having sex with in the voca?
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>>35045063
imperium of man
black or dark green
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>>35045074
>>35045084
If you're doing bulk/cut cycles and trying to get abs and shit you are 10000% making everything worse for yourself. Those dudes are nauseating to look at. The best way to describe it is that it looks uncanny valley to any woman whos well adjusted. Just get strong and learn to be funny in a not retarded way.
I'm not even saying this to shame you I'm just sad there's no hot dudes anymore.
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>>35045080
>use my 1 week of college programming class hacking skills to track down a femanon
>the poor defenseless woman forgot that doors have locks on them to keep out nefarious intruders
>wait for the time to strike, when all is quiet and she's fast asleep
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
True story.
>>
i want to hurt people
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>>35045071
>couples who do that shit in public should honestly be beaten
He is...
>>35045096
Only Birdanon is qualified to answer both.
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>>35045095
Yeah. And that picture is his wife cheating on him with some middle eastern diddler on discord and admitting she can't even stand to be touched by him.
I'd say I feel bad for the kids but it's probably too late.
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>>35045093
>Nowadays it's more boring though
True, all of the crazy people left.
I miss them
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>>35045099
thats why you were punished with hip dips
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>>35045097
Being funny is one of those things you either have or don't. It's not really subject to practice.
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>>35045066
>>35045104
You know, our current crop of namefags might be boring but they’re definitely much better than those embarrassing fags. Fucking Christ
>>
>>35045054
When you think of "gymbros" you think of shredded stage ready roided out Mr Olympia types, which is not your average gymgoer, kind of like how women say they like dadbods but mean something else entirely. And women have been giving me more attention after I got fit vs when I was skinny
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>>35045102
What's going on in the picture with the candles?
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>>35045097
its all down to the face
You'll jump on a hot guys dick if he has abs or if he's got the chubby fit bod
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>>35045079
In what works is choking and slapping more tame than making out lmao
>>
I think all the foids and moids should get together and all hug each other and have a good cry.
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>>35045112
I like Korra I just wish she was a domme
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>>35045120
It's ok the other anon is probably right I was just on my nostalgia. Korra is fine, I don't pay much attention to her desu.
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>>35044888
I used AI to write a HCTA since it wasn't on sci-hub. Tell me what you think
https://u.pone.rs/whbpbjrr.pdf
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>>35045119
No thank you
>>
Ok, which of (You) femanons is this? https://owo.vg/adv/thread/35044953/why#top
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>>35045119
Foids would use lightning magic and get a multikill
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>>35045066
what you're seeing is why there are rules against avatarfagging and generals and a stigma against name/tripfags, and what happens when you allow them: 4chan loses what little merit it has left and takes on all the usual normalfag/attentionwhoring/cult of personality/etc. cancer websites have
>>
>>35045124
The ones with moid hands
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>>35045128
How is that moidcoded? I've seen women on tiktok complaining about the same thing.
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>>35045109
Nah the not-shredded ones are ugly too. Really anyone who cuts weight too much or gives a shit about aesthetics. I've been on a weightlifting team for three years now and we get wannabe bodybuilders in our gym that are just so fucking ugly. Less ugly than actual bodybuilders, but still.
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>>35045131
It's rage baiting either way so does it really matter?
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>>35045133
>I've been on a weightlifting team for three years now
Wait, you're a buff chick that hates buff guys?
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>>35045126
I agree but at this point it's a crumbling empire, might as well enjoy dancing on the grave and then make something else where that can actually be put into practice.
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>>35045124
Whatever that question is about, the answer is that moids are terrified of foids in current year. That's always the answer.
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>some scary or upsetting thing happens to you in your life
>your brain copes by hard wiring you to being turned on by a reminder of this event
>it is literally impossible to reverse this connection once it is formed in your brain
is this not insanely retarded to you ?
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>>35045133
mommy, upies
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>>35045126
I view /atoga/ as a containment thread for such narcs and normalfags. The more of them there are here, the fewer there are on the proper boards with proper topics.
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>>35045140
better than the alternative no?
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>>35045133
Cuz they blast. If they look like shit jacked then they look like shit skinny too so idk what you want
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>>35045139
You don't agree that you're scary?
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>>35045137
No one can tell I'm buff because I don't train for aesthetics but I have weirdly big quads I guess. I like fat buff guys because they're the actual humble ones who just wanna lift heavy. And cuddling them is like cuddling a well behaved grizzly bear who loves you.

God I miss him.....
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>>35045140
It's not completely impossible, just extremely difficult
>>
Stop saying "moids".
It was never a thing, it was just females trying to come up with their own insult, but due to their tiny brains, the best they could do was copy men after men started calling them foids.
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>>35045147
Post bicep
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>>35045149
Can we call them worthless faggots instead
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>>35045149
>crying snowflake wojak
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>>35045147
>I like fat buff guys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_ag67tH3I
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>"I'm not like other girls, I play the cool-bro video game. and like hanging out with the guys"
do other foids realize these pickme foids got their brains fucked out and everything they ever wanted after that?
>>
so much pain
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>>35045151
No. You will call us men. We invented language and taught you how to read and write, so show some respect. You females were illiterate until the 19th century. Never forget that.
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>>35045153
rest assured anon, when non fatfetishist say they like 'fat' guys, especially fat 'buff' ones, they never mean actual fat guys, they always mean something like pic rel
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i want help
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>>35045148
So how
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>>35045155
please someone just give this bitch a pity dicking so she quiets down.
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>>35045149
Why are namefags like this?
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>>35045154
Tomboys are too precious for you to encourage forgery like this
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>>35045157
nta, but thank god I actually do just look like this.
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>>35045157
This guy's pics when he wasn't flexing were so funny
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>>35045159
Quit masturbating to it and role-playing it during sex for starters.
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>>35045156
FAGGOTTTTTT BEEP BEEP FAGGOT

I got my tubes tied and own three firearms btw
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>>35045165
never seen them, lets see. i find it hard to believe a physqiue like his could look bad in any way, unless ive somehow misunderstood what u said
>>35045164
cool!
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>>35045157
tfw i will never have a body like this because i am an ectomorph
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>>35045154
I don't know if it's just because her lesbianism fucks with her brains but women like Korra give me the ick, what kind of foid memorizes porn stars, it's just for male attention
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>>35045157
Surprise.

I'm john candy anon. Idk if any of you remember me. God I want to fuck john candy. R.i.p. king
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>>35045166
I don't have sex
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>>35044562
I've been on edge thinking this was going to go down with my ex any time now. But instead HER boss left and she got *promoted* and assigned to a new region and now it's all new management from tooth to toenail. things are finally starting to look up
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>>35045169
play to ur strength anon, ottermode!
>>35045172
i stand corrected :0, u have great taste femanon, go make some big guy happy
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>>35045168
I didn't save it because I'm not gay, he just looked kinda fat and soft, he's got a muffin top for Christ's sake. Posing angles lighting etc can do a lot
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>>35045171
You can't go one thread without seething about dykes.
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>>35045171
>what kind of foid memorizes porn stars, it's just for male attention
What kind of foid spends so much time here for that kind of attention while supposedly having a loving partner, kek?
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>>35045172
In that case your commentary on the male body is completely irrelevant and should be ignored. Foids should post their ideal male body type before saying their opinions on male body types in general
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>>35045177
well if u find it lmk,
whats w/ muffin tops on guys anyways? just gives me a place to grab
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please
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>>35045182
literally drowning in fat and balding guys and acting like she's got no one
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>>35045178
They practically beg me to with how fucking weird they are. Birdanon likes girls too and she isn't nearly as posture-y
>>35045179
Well she's literally a cuck
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>>35045174
Good thing I mentioned masturbation then
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i need help please
>>
men do u actually get upset when girls here post their type/ ideal male physique and its not similar to urs?
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>>35045182
988 is always available
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>>35045167
Do you lift?
>>35045187
Only if you spam it.
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>>35045181
Means he's fat. Guy's probably around 25% body fat which is pretty high for a man and definitely overweight
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>>35045189
i guess i walked into that one
>>35045190
thats not rlly what i asked tho
are u avg weight? what if her type was a very lanky skinny guy?
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>>35045187
No, I don't even want myself and I'm okay with that.
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>>35045187
i dont consider myself anyones type it doesnt really register to be let down
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>>35045184
I just ignore them since they don't concern me.

Birdanon said she's straight.
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Should we return to the Julian calendar?
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>>35045187
I roll my eyes when they talk shit about guy who go to the gym and act like their normal ass physiques make them some sort of ogres, while saying twinks or fatties or whatever are the peak of male attractiveness
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I need to get my hair cut again.
it's getting too long, starting to hide my bald spot
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>>35045192
>are u avg weight?
Yeah
>what if her type was a very lanky skinny guy?
What's that supposed to change
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>>35045184
>Well she's literally a cuck
tbf its not nearly as subhuman or revolting when a woman is a cuck, still pretty bad but its not like outright reprehensible the way a man is
>>
genders
can chovy finally do it
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>>35045198
Nah
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>>35045147
>And cuddling them is like cuddling a well behaved grizzly bear
Women always choose the bear
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>>35045209
this guy wouldnt harm a fly
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>>35045198
How about trying the Hobbit calendar?
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>>35045210
>Timothy Flywell
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please i need help
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>>35045212
fake news...
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>>35045214
Drop and email and your address and I will take one for the team.
I'm fat and balding btw if that matters.
>>
Women would you want your man to tell you that you smell if you do or just shut up
>>
it hurts so much
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>>35045218
definitely tell me, be specific too (but not rude) so i know exactly what i need to improve on
i dont want to be stinky for my husband
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>>35045219
Damn youve been in that bathroom for a while, you ok in there?
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>>35045218
I mean I'm probably aware
My b.o is heinous my most recent ex sometimes wouldn't let me hug him unless I showered or put on a layer to cover the pits. And I can't totally blame him, it doesn't take very long for me to smell BAD.
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>>35045211
This is kinda neat
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Hispanic food and chinese food should do more fusions
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>>35045222
Doktor, go see a doktor
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>>35045225
What for? They're not going to do anything about that. They'll take my copay and tell me to eat better.
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>>35045228
oh american, rip
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>>35043302
im kinda in a similar position to this man. what should i do
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>>35045230
give up
>>
>be tall, very much so
>go on dating apps
>whenever women ask my height I lie and say something like 5'3 or 5'2
>their immediate revulsion or disappointment fuels my humiliation and rejection fetish
how cooked am i mentally
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>>35045222
Do you wear deodorant
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>>35045231
u want me to ....??
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>>35045230
Betabuxx and accept pitysex from former whores. Im not trying to hurt or scare you but thats probably your best bet in this situation.
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>>35045234
I actually want you to stop posting, but y'know
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>>35045232
Nigga is your whole plan not getting laid and just being shat on by girls on dating app chats
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>>35045229
What do you think a european doctor would do differently? I doubt they're going to check me for hyperthyroidism based off the single symptom of "stinky".
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>>35045235
ok i reread his post he said he is dog faced. i am not im pretty conventionally attractive, even had some chicks approach me. rest is the same as him
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>>35045238
well, for one they'd be able to see what the actual doctor would have to say without breaking bank
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>>35045238
They'd check your feet, very thoroughly
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>>35045233
Yeah
Deodorant though not antiperspirant. Something in antiperspirant makes my pits sting when it wears off and I start sweating again.
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>>35045237
i dont really go in with a plan i just sorta let my perversions take the wheel and go from there
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>>35045236
i barely post here
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>>35045243
What exactly is it that you want
>>
I'm going to Chudford to hate women more.
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>>35045240
So, nothing different.
>>35045241
For what? It's not the diabetes smell it's like onions and a wet dead rat.
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>>35045245
Nta but this is the gajillionth time I've seen you whining here like this
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>>35045248
>So, nothing different.
incredibly different
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>>35045250
In what way. The actual doctor would come see me for 15 minutes here too.
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>>35045220
>>35045222
My girl doesn't wear deodorant and while I do like how she naturally smells it really isn't subtle anymore by like midday. Sometimes it's better when she wears a sweater or outer layer but when it comes off yeah
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>>35045251
they'd sniff her pits and go
sniiiiiiif
yeah that stinks
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>>35045252
why doesn’t she wear it?
is she a hippie?
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>>35044706
>18
This story is completely different every time I hear it.
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>>35045248
>For what?
Just to be on the safe side, why would you turn down a free foot inspection?
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>>35045249
that's a bit of an exaggeration. maybe a couple of times i posted here that's it. you guys want me out ok ill leave
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>>35045252
And she goes out in public like that? That's just rude.
>>
Women only care about sex.
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>>35045256
Ah you're being gross/weird.
Here I was thinking you were implying diabetes but you're just a freak.
>>
State Gender

Do you think camping is a good or bad third date idea?
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>>35045261
"Hey I know we've only been on 2 dates but do you want to go to an isolated location that might not have cell service with me?"
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Was Chloe Ouellebec Crashman hot?
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>>35045261
you're actually retarded if you're unironically asking this
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>>35045258
>>35045254
I dunno, maybe it's a skin thing
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>>35045261
M
I think camping is bad in general.
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>>35045257
I've seen you talking about it every day. I remember when you posted your face, you look like a faggot
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>>35045268
that's some different anon. i've never posted my face here
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>>35045265
What if they were asking it ironically?
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either gender
was there anything dumb/ not objectively scary that scared u a lot as a kid?
mine was the snow monster from that old rudolf stopmotion film, specifically how loud he was
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>>35045268
lel what does she look like?
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>>35045271
F
Large Marge from PeeWee's big adventure scared me long after it was appropriate for me to be scared of that.
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>>35045271
Any stuffed animal that had voices or moved if you pressed a button, or puppets.
>>
>Listen to me. Ozempic vagina is when that weight loss drug makes you drop fat real fast, and the soft padding down there shrinks up. Area gets deflated, a little saggy looking, like the volume left the building. Not the drug itself punching it, just the quick loss, you know what I'm sayin. Some ladies spend cash to plump it back.
wtf women, is this real?
>>
>>35045273
understandable
>>35045274
hm i can i get being scared of dolls or puppets but stuffed animals? thats a first, did u think they had a soul trapped inside them?
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>>35045275
No clue
>>
>femanon is in heat
>she is not even aware yet
Uh oh, somebody needs some spankings!
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>>35045276
I don't know what it was exactly.
I had these weird OCD-like ruminations as a kid and the stuff the puppets and animals would do got stuck in my head. If I heard it, I knew it would happen, and so I tried my hardest to avoid it.
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>>35045155
>>35045158
>>35045182
>>35045186
>>35045214
What's the matter KP? Are you okay?
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>>35045027
>Weaker comorbidity than something like ADHD
I have diagnosed ADHD, and my mom and brother are diagnosed autistic (my sister trying to get a diagnosis also)
>unintentionally exaggerate traits on these tests
I was being facetious tbf, I wanted the highscore :P
Whatever I have I can mask well IRL though, people assume I'm a normie
>>35044917
>spreadsheet
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Seriously I don't want to be on any creepazoid spreadsheet
Anyway ttyl
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>>35045282
She needs an older man to properly use her.
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Do you think she'll make it?
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>>35045288
Not funny, she could be in some kind of danger
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>>35045291
And I am not joking.
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>>35045290
she's black, so no
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>>35045290
ah dang, I liked her stuff
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>>35045290
No, she still has the same taker mindset
>>
>>35045290
I don't know who that is.
But also
>seriously*
I'm sure she can find a simp though.
>>
femanon owes me sex because of my sick bionicle collection
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>>35045303
I don't actually think it's a sick collection. It's probably a pretty mediocre collection.
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>>35045304
I got at least half of them from each generation and a bunch of titan sets too
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>>35045272
It's a guy, some brown dude
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>>35045305
You probably don't even have enough of the original lineups to assemble a proper Toa Kaita
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>>35045275
>Lose fat
>Wtf why isn't my pussy fat
Are women genuinely retarded
>>
>>35045307
I have all the 6 of the original toa and the toa nuva
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>>35045282
Simp she's just whining because her bf broke up with her
>>35045288
She needs an older man to show her what her body is capable of
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>>35044353
A lady aquaintance just info dumped a bunch of Bachelorette lore on me while she was at work and I didn't find it boring or inane. Is this a sign she's the one?
>>
>>35045311
You might just be gay
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I didn't finish my project tonight, which means I can't start 3d printing it so that I can have it later on today. Everything is ruined.
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>>35045314
Nah man, it was all about some mormon chick beating her boyfriends while also being just a step or two away from being the town bicycle, cheating on everyone.
>>
Fuck me I had been doing this thing where I kept notifications on for my exes Instagram but wouldn't check them because I wanted to keep checking how I feel when I see one pop up and I had been doing a lot better recently like it wouldn't make me panic just feel a little bad but I just accidentally clicked one and got confirmation that he has a new girlfriend which I had already suspected but I was just about to go to bed and now I'm on the brink of a panic attack that I am going to push down but I wanted to sleep and I fucked myself for the next 40 minutes and I'm annoyed with myself.

Genders what are your favorite ways to calm the fuck down?
>>
I believe now that you should have different friends for different parts of your life. And my friend believes that too, but he's toxic and doesn't let go. What should I do?
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>>35045320
M
Lately the best way for me is to go out with friends and just listen to them. It kind of forces me being in another headspace
Entertainment doesn't work much anymore
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>>35045320
M
First of all, alwqys go no contact unless you are somehow real friends.

>calm the fuck down
When I had a panic attack earlier this year, I played several hours of Wordle on my couch under the blanket. I don't remember what else I did.
Youtube videos about wilderness camping help too.
And cooking while listening to podcasts.
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>>35045322
Glad that works for you but that would be terrible for me lol.
>>35045323
I know I was trying to be "chill" because I would eventually like to be real friends I feel like there would be something there if I can get over myself. And like I get it just based on the post I saw she's similar to him in an important way that I wasn't but I'm still so salty about how avoidant and uncommunicative he was about ending things and I really really liked him which is why I still want to be friends even though he was so weird about the breakup and couldn't just say it to me, and he was kind of a dick when he was anxious.

I did some squats might as well give some purpose to the increased heart rate. I'm gonna smoke weed and play puzzle games with some comfort media on. God I wish I was in the woods even though it's cold.
>>
>>35045271
girl and me almost got isekai'd in a haunted attic
it was not great
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>>35045330
How'd that happen? Did you almost get trapped in the mirror dimension like in the episode of goosebumps?
>>
>>35045331
too many stairs, too many doorways, too large of a grand bedroom with too much else going on and not enough light
>>
So why is it so hard for women to have feelings for the moid whose penis they descend upon?
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>>35045333
I can't ride a dick without loving the guy.
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>>35045333
Back when syphilis was scary hopping on a random dick was risky but nowadays getting attached to a man who will hurt you and eventually leave anyway feels riskier than getting chlamydia.
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>>35045329
>I'm still so salty about how avoidant and uncommunicative he was about ending thing
Shit happens, unfortunately, and I understand your feelings.

>I still want to be friends
Ask yourself if you are ok with being around him when he is kissing his new gf in front of you. That's a very good indicator if you can be around him or not as just a friend.
On the other hand, you probably don't want to hear about my opinion on anxious and avoidant people. lol

>God I wish I was in the woods even though it's cold.
I used to try doing hiking, but I just ended up constantly thinking about her at most steps of the way. I still kept on hiking though, because I like it despite of that. And now I barely think of her anymore during a hike. Though it did take me a year.
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