How time my shits for the morning?I always get the urge to shit at lunch time in my job, but Im too ashamed to do it. It would be ideal to do it in the morning or at night before sleep.
Lol dude lmao
>>35041156Just fucking shit at your job. Its a bodily function. Anyone who objects to you is a stupid inbred mother fucker.
There are things you can eat to influence when your next poop will be
>>35041156Fast for a couple days and reset your poop timer
>>35041156I've held in my shit for 3 days because I was away from home and didn't want to shit in any other toilet. You can't do the same? >>35041372You can get HIV/AIDS from shitting in a public toilet.
>>35041903>You can get HIV/AIDS from shitting in a public toilet.Cope for all the dicks you sucked
>>35041908Take a shit in a toilet some fag with anal fissures/hemorrhoids just blew up, and tell me with a straight face you don't feel like you've just contracted HIV/AIDS after having the water splash back into your (fissured) anus.You don't get pozzed from sucking cock (at least not easily). You'd have to have a ton of sores in your mouth and be really unlucky. That, or suck a TON of gift giver cocks. HSV2 on the other hand...
>>35041903>I've held in my shit for 3 days because I was away from home and didn't want to shit in any other toilet. You can't do the same?NTA but WTF?>You can get HIV/AIDS from shitting in a public toilet.No. You can get HIV from having unprotected sex or sharing drug needles with someone who's infected, or getting an infected blood transfusion or organ donation. You can't get it from casual contact, which includes shitting in a public toilet.
>>35041932Are you disabled and unable to shit without everything going up your gaping ass? I'm sorry I assumed you could.
>>35041156boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i shit on company time
>>35041156Take a stimulant like nicotine or caffeine first thing in the morning. It's that simple
