Okay. Here's the lowdown. My gf and I haven't had sex, per se, but I have been cumming a lot around her vag. And I've been pressing my tip into her.Her period is very unreliable, but it's later than normal.What are the chances she's pregnant? I'm nervous, obviously, but if she is pregnant I'll be okay with it. We're planning on getting married anyway. This would just move the date up.
>>35041028Dis nigga has a girlfriend while posting silly anime pictures on the dying Mongolian throat singing website while I started talking to myself just to feel less lonely. What a life
Get a blood test. Current day solutions
>>35041050No, this girl is so autistic that there's no way that there's any question in my mind about who the father would be. We haven't had sex, but I've DEFINITELY got my seed into her.
>>35041081Then she's probably pregnant, just take a test they're very cheap. And if you're gonna get your jizz in her just fuck her, are you stupid?
>>35041106We aren't married yet and we're both religious.If she is pregnant though I'm super excited to marry her. I have a good job, a car and our parents are more than okay with it.
>>35041171This has to be a larp. If you're abstaining for religious reasons then sploojing on her pussy is definitely not allowed and isn't an acceptable workaround. I think you're just bullshitting for internet fun
>>35041179The fun part is, you'll never know!Seriously though, we've been pushing the line a lot. Like we've done everything short of actual sex. The tip has gone in a lot, but not deep enough to break her hymen.We're both over 20, by the way.
>>35041307What I do know is you should just be fucking. No religion that preaches pre-marital abstinence is ok with the retarded halfway shit you claim to be doing.This is a larp thread and you're stupid.
>>35041081I was suggesting the blood test version of the pregnancy test, which is more accurate and can be used earlier on.If you're religious that'll benefit you. You can immediately marry her and claim the kid came right after marriage
Actually, it's quite difficult to get pregnant that way, without the jet of fluid inside the vagina. So the chances of that happening are almost zero. My wife and I use this information and have sex without a condom without her ever getting pregnant. The problem is if your girlfriend is actually pregnant, that would be suspicious.And by the way, what are you waiting for? Get married soon, so you won't have to hold back because of chastity before marriage.
>>35041366They could be mormon. Or something. He should've married her a long time ago though if this is real.
>>35041366I dunno, OP and his GF might be Jewish. They've got, like, a ton of workarounds/loopholes for all the rules they've got. Christians too; apparently students attending Christian colleges have not-sex too by humping one another. Or they could just be Catholic and ask for forgiveness after.OP, if you're Jewish, I'll volunteer as your shabbos goy to fuck your GF for you.
>>35041028>What are the chances she's pregnant?Not zero, but not high. Why doesn't she do a pregnancy test? They're not difficult.
Make her pee on one of those sticks.
>>35041028Update: she's not pregnant.Her period just hit today. It's weird that it came this late (more than 35 days). Any femanons have experience with this?
>>35048615Happens all the time.Better safe than sorry thou
