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Why don't i hear more about people being sperm donors it sounds lit. In fact apparently most fertility clinics are running super low on sperm, though looking into it it seems this is not only because of a lack of applicants but because they have very strict requrements on sperm quality (i.e. the health of the applicant). I even get ads on YouTube and SoundCloud (they go like, "Hey lads! did you know there's a "spermdrought" on (lol)).

btw im 20 years old and 6,3 with green eyes (i heard that my sperm should be flying off the shelf)

being a sperm donor in Australia:

Pros:
- get to have a maximal genetic impact (based)
- dont have to meet the family and the kid is banned from contacting you until 18 (good, the alternatives sound kinda awkward)
- get to meet your kids at 18 (sounds facinating and i would be more than happy to meet up give them a family history binder, sending them birthday cards and even give them money if they fall into a brokie)
- if i never end up having a wife and kids it wont be some super tragic existential crisis cause ill always have my 15-5 test tube babies
- its a genuinly charitable thing to do

cons:
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cons:
- Allah disapproves (i dont mind too much)
- i told my current gf (who is not wifey material) and she was very against it not angry or offended (like she usualy is) but made it very clear that that me getting other women preggas via a test tube was a boundry that would be grounds for breaking up (btw my current gf is very adiment that she will never have children) but this makes me worry that will future actual wifu candidates will freak out if they know i have test tube babies. kinda fair but also like c'mon. i swear i am 6'3 and handsom but this lookism stuff is so fake i find women extreamly difficult to deal with (this current gf is the only woman ive ever kissed and the only reason im with her is cause she has a body count of like 30 and im doing an oofy doofy beta bux method) point being i actually dont have much SMV spare to loose to this plan of having test tube babies.
- have to make regualr appointments to the nut room (awkward but ive suffered worse)
so is the only reason people dont do it because they just think its awkward and they have no zest for life

is there anything else to consider
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>>35036313
If you're on this site, you'll be rejected. Should have got that stem degree instead.
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>>35036313
>Should I be a sperm donnor?
No. We only want people who can spell in the gene pool.
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>>35036313
The chances of the sperm being used by a dike couple who will abuse my child into homosexuality are unacceptably high for me to ever consider it
>6,3 with green eyes
> i swear i am 6'3 and handsom but this lookism stuff is so fake
You're fucking brown, dude, and nothing will change that
>Allah disapproves (i dont mind too much)
>i told my current gf
Why do you sandniggers even have a religion if you don't follow it? Every "Muslim" guy I know only seems to respect what Islam has to say when it's used as a post hoc justification for some low impulse control subhuman action, or wen it's time to do one of your performative prayers
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>>35036314
>so is the only reason people dont do it because they just think its awkward and they have no zest for life
In my case I wouldn't consider it because I have shitty genes. Any child of mine would probably be mentally ill, autistic, prone to metabolic syndrome, have progressive hearing loss, and develop early-onset arthritis at the very least. Possibly some other shit too. If you're going to father a sizeable number of children you need to be sure the human gene pool as a whole will benefit from having your genes copied many times. There aren't many people who are narcissistic enough to believe that.
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>>35036314
A guy I was dating joked about this once and ngl it upset me.
If it was just about you helping people or you really needed the money that's one thing but actually wanting to produce offspring you won't raise yourself is questionable. What if the kid gets horribly abused? You want the mental satisfaction of it without the work "just in case" you don't get to have them with a woman you choose yourself.
I get that it's his sperm and his body so calling it a "right" to be part of the decision on what he does with it feels wrong but my gut reaction was "that's mine. Even if I'm not going to use it for it's intended purpose you can't be giving it out to other women". I was jealous enough hearing that he got an ex pregnant by accident no need to add an intentional pregnancy to that.
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>>35036751
im not even muslim. what muslim is 6,3 australina with green eyes (fuckwit). i said allah as a way of conveying that any appeal to religious/traditional morality would be foreign and non resonant with me. you have a primary school reading level
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>>35037155
intresting. idk why the abuse angle is relevant, if they dont abuse my baby then theyll just abuse someone elses so there isnt any extra abuse in the world and anyway its better to be abused for the first 5th of your life than not live at all besides theyll have a nice bio dad thay can confide in when theyre 18.
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>>35036313
The world needs more fatherless bastards. You should do it.
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>>35038893
Wow what a faggot excuse. No white would reference "Allah" first over saying "the Lord" or "Jesus." So STFU, confirmed brownie
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