I have no boobs. I want big boobs so I feel loveable & un-embarrassed about being a late 20s age virgin.If I got fake tits, I wouldn't date men. Because frankly, I'd be upset if I learned my man's penis was surgically altered to be normal but he naturally has a small one.Yet I dread that if I go 'under the knife', forces above will strike me down by reincarnating me as a man with a micropenis. Do these visions mean anything?
>>35034159Are you a women? I love "small" breasted women. They have an elegant look and graceful. Don't feel embarrass, queen. Someone who loves you will enjoy you the way you are.
>>35034159If you want men that want you just because of big boobs you'll be greatly disappointed
>>35034159Unless you want Cristiano Ronaldo better do the surgery then.
>>35034178I literally wrote that I wouldn't intend to attract men if I did get the implants pls read>>35034173Yea im a womanIdk man, I've been rejected and broken up with by several men. I'm still a virgin & don't want to date men anymore, I just want to feel less uglyWhat stops me from getting implants is a fear that if I do, I'll be reincarnated as a man with a micropenis. Is this fear irrational or does it mean something?
This thread is not only fake, but weird. I don't like it.
>>35034206Sorry im weird I don't like the concept of reincarnation but its always terrified me and I believe its real tho I wish it wasn't
>>35034202>Idk man, I've been rejected and broken up with by several men.the problem isn't your tits, it's a personality problem.
Why are you afraid of being reincarnated as a man with a micropines though? As a man, all you need to be successful with ladies is good hygiene, kind heart and high emotional intelligence. Micro or whatever size pines won't stop you from having a good, fulfilling life.If you are still worried, then you should try working out why you believe in karma and have these visions, since that seems to be the core issue. I don't know what kind of karma you believe in, but would it really punish you for trying to improve your looks in this life?
>>35034206That's the average interaction with trannies like OP. Weird, and fake (because they're faking their sex).
>>35034219My personality is perfect thoI am loyal, I am direct, I never laugh at people for their looks, I never ask for money/gifts, I don't need anyone to remember birthdays/anniversaries, I don't police social media following, I'm a virginAccording to internet misogynists I have the perfect woman personality>>35034239Idk I'm not religious. The concept of reincarnation just stuck with me & i don't like it eitherHaving a micropenis sounds rlly sad because it's constantly mocked by both genders, and is much more difficult to surgically alter than female breasts
>>35034247Yeah. A real woman wouldn't care about this unless they're coomees (fem version of coomer) themselves
>>35034202>I literally wrote that I wouldn't intend to attract men if I did get the implants pls readThen there is even less of a reason to get fake boobs since they will be a big health issue longterm
Big boobs are useful if you want egirl money. Working out gets better results overall
>>35034251You’re single cuz you’re a fuckin weirdo.
>>35034159I like flat chests. I want to be loved and held and to feel a woman's heartbeat as she pampers me. Only physical requirement I really care about is that you're soft and tall enough to at least match me with heels.
>>35034352>likes tall womenGood taste anon>likes flat women But why? Small breasts are common while naturally large ones that don't sag are rare
>>35034417Small breasts are lovely and I even like them big. I just need to feel a woman's heartbeat. Words can't describe how much I crave it.
>>35034159>I want big boobs so I feel loveableBeing skinny is more important than having big breasts. If you're skinny, then you're loveable.>If I got fake tits, I wouldn't date men. Because, frankly, I'd be upset if I learned my man's penis was surgically altered to be normal but he naturally has a small one.A surgically enlarged penis is not functional (with current techniques). In contrast, a surgically enlarged breast is completely functional.
>>35034763Theres absolutely no man under 40 around me who likes skinny girls"Skinny" is really a body frame which is genetic just like large breasts. Working out doesn't make you skinnyCulture and trends make a difference but every desirable trait (including personality) is ultimately genetic except money.
>>35034825Unless you're black I can't see a universe where this is true. I crave a skinny tall woman and I know a lot of people crave skinny short women.
>>35034825I am a man under 40 and I like skinny girls.Attractiveness is a combination of weight and breast size.>Skinny: 4 stars out of 5 with small or medium breasts, rising to 5 stars with large breasts>Medium/fridge: 3 stars with small breasts, rising to 4 stars with medium breasts or 5 stars with large breasts>Fat: 2 stars wih small or medium breasts, rising to 3 stars with large breasts"Skinny with small or medium breasts" is just as good as "medium/fridge with large breasts": 4 stars out of 5.
>>35034832>>35034847I don't know any "skinny" woman who is popular with men thoSkinny female celebrities appeal to women for example My workplace is large. The women who are hit on the most are always the curvy ones. Big boobs (could be fake but men don't really care) big butts and low waist to hip ratio
>>35034922You know if you developed a decent personality and approached guys you were interested in but a bit shy you would be in the top 1% of women and would have someone who would take care of you for life. You wouldn't spend your entire life spending money on surgery and having men rightfully see you as a fraud.
>>35034936I've never had any surgeriesI've approached men constantly (and fyi most of them weren't tall and none of them were white)I'm loyal, I'm employed, I'm a virgin, I never ask for gifts, I don't mock mens' appearances, and I don't even care if a man I like follows models on instagram or tik tokWhat exactly is fake about me? Or are the "femcels" correct that men are trash?
>>35034936Men don't give a fuck about personality. Men tolerate any sort of disrespect from a woman they find physically attractive I'm also a female virgin and my most recent ex is still following his other ex who cheated on him. She's an irrelevant twitch streamer with a big butt and lots of other surgeries.Meanwhile he blocked me on all socials like he has avoidant tendencies>>35034159Get the boob job or don't, but know that dating men is a setup for failure
>>35035047From everything I'm witnessing it's like you're faking being nice out of desperation and are just caring about attention. Love is entirely a status for you which is why you care about virginity and being ogled at in the office. A woman with love as her endgoal and genuine attraction cares about family cares about being unmarried because she loses her chance to be intimate and to find someone who will take care of them (and desire to help the other) for life. Tl;dr you're acting too much like a reddit nice guy. Love is something you must first give before you can receive in return.
>>35035068He blocked you on all socials because he deeply regrets dating a man that dressed and LARPed as a woman(You).
>>35034936>>35035047I find it interesting that men talk to insecure women the way women talk to incels. there's a point to be made that cosmetic surgery is genetic fraud, but again, all the most desirable traits are genetic. Including personality, which cannot be "developed" contrary to popular belief
>>35035047Sounds fake. No reasonable man would reject a skinny woman who takes the trouble to approach him instead of the other way around. (Unless the woman is crazy.)If not fake, try making an account on >>>/soc/duolicious .Or you could try posting yourself on a >>>/soc/rate thread. Maybe you're uglier than you think you are.
>>35035093>I find it interesting that men talk to insecure women the way women talk to incels.I would talk to incels the same way. Anyone who is this bitter and acts entitled to love or sex deserves nothing but ridicule.>Including personality, which cannot be "developed"Biggest cope I've ever seen. You weren't made fun of enough growing up because if you were you would not believe this shit.
>>35035103>Anyone who is this bitter and acts entitled to love or sex deserves nothing but ridicule.Incels are ugly and not entitled to romance. In contrast, skinny woman are beautiful and definitely entitled to romance. (Unless they're crazy.)
>>35035107I've met plenty of skinny women not entitled to romance. Nobody is entitled to romance because romance literally involves you to give. It pisses me off just how many women ask for love and yet are incapable of giving it.
>>35035081>Love is something you must first giveMy most recent boyfriend called me at 2AM begging me to pick him up because his friend abandoned him at a bar. Weeks later I asked for a date, he ghosted me then said I was annoying when I approached him at work. And he was the one who confessed to me firstHe has a "crazy ex" he always goes back to. She has big boobs. I did the math
>>35035119Are you trying to get big boobs to have revenge on him then? I'm confused.Also more importantly why are you using work to attract men? You clearly sound rich so you can afford other places. Join sports clubs or something that forces you to not be with men who chase money. I don't deny that there are a ton of men who are assholes but since women are the ones who can choose I am curious why you're choosing the men who have bpd exes to begin with.
>>35035131Nah, think I'm done dating, I just want big boobs so I don't feel chopped
>>35035119>>35035144A skinny woman is attractive even if her breasts are merely small. If she makes a profile on a dating app, she will be flooded with messages. Even assuming that she would be more attractive with large breasts, a skinny woman with small breasts still is EXTREMELY far from the "chopped" bottom of the totem pole.
>>35035144Plastic tits are known to cause serious issues and including breast cancer and this sounds like an extreme coping mechanisms for your frustrations on being unable to find a partner.Be honest with how attractive you are, because face plays a huge role in that and tits won't change that. You also won't find a man who loves you at a hyper competitive work place where the way to get on top is by cheating your other employees from getting it. If you really want love, assess how much money you actually need a man to earn and go to places like sports clubs where you are easily able to talk to ambitious and athletic men that are just trying to live normal lives and are missing a woman.
>>35034159I have a fetish for fake boobs. Yes they look awful, but I love the psychological angle of a woman turning herself into a bimbo sex doll for men.
>>35035145I'll entertain thisWhich female celebrities with flat or small breasts who possess sex appeal to straight men? Afaik they all appeal to aesthetic senses of women or gay men.Straight men like Sydney Sweeney, Mariah Carey, and Drake's girlfriend
>>35035175Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone immediately come to mind. Shows my age a bit but I'm literally the same age as you so I doubt it's changed that much.
Are you guys seriously stupid enough to think you're talking to biological females ITT?
>>35035188I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt and say this is a biological woman. An extremely wounded and insecure woman whose standards are either too high for her looks that a boobjob doesn't fix or doesn't know she could literally talk to most of the men here or on /soc/ and find a man who would kill to be with her.
>>35035175https://www.imdb.com/chart/starmeter/Summer HowellMackenzie DavisAlison Thornton>>35035188Whatever. It's a way to pass the time.
>>35035191>standards are too highMy tallest ex was 5'7, none of my exes were white. I'm pretty sure the internet wouldn't consider any of them "chads." Am I just that ugly?
>>35035204you're just insufferable
>>35035192Isn't the point of Carrie that she's unattractive to men tho? Alison Thornton is beautiful but she looks like she appeals to women. Men like Sabrina Salerno types
>>35035204It's possibe that all the nonwhite men at your workplace are just members of subcultures that place outsized value on large breasts. It's a pretty big meme that blacks like large buttocks, after all.Maybe whites and nerds (not just lolicons, but all anime lovers) are more likely to be into small breasts.>>35035208I've seen people complain that the women cast in ALL the Carrie adaptations have been too attractive for the role.
>>35035204I don't know how your face is, but you do seem bitter. Regardless, I think /soc/ would do you well. You're clearly a nerd to be into whatever gacha game the girl is cosplaying. You can get as romantic or as horny as you want, and since it's the Internet you don't even need to worry about losing your virginity to someone you don't want to be your husband.
>>35035214>whitesNot into white guys>nerdsThe only one of my exes I wouldn't take back happens to be an Asian otaku type>>35035217Is online dating the only option past school? Man. That's depressing
>>35035214This desu. Maybe OP needs buttocks not boobs. And that doesn't require surgery
>>35035231>Is online dating the only option past school? Man. That's depressingWelcome to the life of a man. Women at least have the option of finding men in sports clubs or any other physical activity like hiking. Men don't have the same luck. I do think you will have an easy time, even with the self-esteem red flags I see you as someone who is eventually able to become wife material. There are plenty of men like me who are financially stable but cannot get with a woman and are desperate to just find someone to connect with.
>>35035231Why don't you explain what you're looking for in a boyfriend?
>>35035231Mudshark whore, get raped then
>>35034159Flat chest is good. If you're having issues getting guys with a flat chest than thats their fault.
>>35035245Anon if you're looking for a gf you might want to start looking outside the Internet. The men I know with lots of female partners all find them at work or something. Just don't be working an office job and you'll be successful. Online dating has higher success rates for women than for men
>>35035068WORD
>>35035256I'm asking my friend if he knows any gatherings. I refuse to go to bars because I actually want a wife and not a one-night stand. >Online dating has higher success rates for women than for menYeah, OP doesn't realize how easy she has it.
>>35035250Nigga you think OP is white? Almost no white woman who isn't on only fans is into gacha game cosplays
>>35035265OP isn't even a biological female, numb nuts.
>>35034159I doubt that small tits are kept you from getting a boyfriend. If you decide to date woman get ready for a completely different set of problems, it's not like the fairer sex is any better. Instead of getting implants try to play to your strong points or if you are dead set in getting boobs look into some supplement.
>>35035175>Which female celebrities with flat or small breasts who possess sex appeal to straight men?Olivia Wilde, Keira Knightley, Mary Elizabeth Winsted.There are a lot of them. Not all men are focused solely on tits above everything else. There's a variety of preference.Personally I think hip-to-waist ratio and eyes are the most important things to me aesthetically. But they're lower on the priority list than the base personality of the woman. You could be the most visually pleasing person i the world, but if your personality is insufferable and you're immature I wouldn't want to spend a minute around you in person. I'd buy posters of you, but I wouldn't want to live with you.All traits have to be consider in balance with all the other characteristics of a person you're in a relationship with. No single one is going to trump serious deficiencies in other areas.
Just chunk up your legs and go for the no tits/fat ass look. There's a big subsection of guys who love this shit over a titcow. Bonus points if you work in the librarian look cause it's my personal favorite.
>>35034159You're a woman. If you're not a hambeast, you fan easily get a good number of men to simp for youor, you just want very SPECIFIC TYPE OF MEN to "love" you i.e. the top percent and would never say so directly on a board with men
>>35034159dont do retarded shit, dont get surgery for random bullshit, never risk compilations, fake tits require maintenance surgeries, you will not b happier with bigger titsgood luck out there little nigga
>>35034251>My personality is perfect thoOh a narcissist, now we are going somewhere
>want big boobs due to embarrasment and feel loveable >dont want to date man due to realization of "fake" penis >affirms personality is perfect yeah the problem is not your body is your shallow personality do us a favor kys
>>35037424This. She can go for the Lilith look from Darkstalkers. Lilith is flat as a board but she's well known for having a plump ass.
>>350341591. There's nothing wrong with your size boobs. Yes, there's men that like big boobs, but 85% of men are more attrated to woman’s face.2. Virgin women worth gold. You easly can be a whore more, but no single whore can be a virgin like you. Save your self for your husband, don't ruin your life, don't throw away into the trash bin your worth of woman for literally nothing, invest your virginity in a marriage.
>>35034159Embrace flatness.You only need big breasts to distract potential mates from your ugly face.
>>35034251dont be direct who told you men want that?Be kind. Everything you convey to men online or in private, should be kind.Wrapped in fluff. Male ego is most fragile thing in universe (while simultaneously building the modern world lets not forget) and deserves absolute kindness. >>35034428bro wants to experience uterus again.
>>35037424tits can be forgiven, and I say that as a man with huge hands.But no ass.... In 2026??? With all the wheys and workout videos and shit?Nah you gotta have a dumpy. Tits are so 80s, 90s. 21 century demands an ASS.
>>35049300Based
>>35034159You aren't lovable boobs or no boobsFix your personality bitchAlso how fucking fugly is that fakeup man my eyes hurt seeing that shit
