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>>35031097Piece of shit earlyfaggot.
Foids, I’m hungry
Men are hopelessly retarded.
>>35031104>Foids, I’m hungryMake your own fucking sandwich.
>>35031106>Men are hopelessly retardedWe are, actually, yes. I wish you'd make more allowances.
>complain to the other gender
>>35031106Does that mean I get disability pay?
>>35031113I'm snacking right now.
>>35031106i still have a dick and you have a pussy. i won by default hahaha
Do you think the modern decadent society is because we simply live too long?
>>35031104I am too but I'm the one at work right now babe. I want like, cheesy eggs or something.
>>35031122>cheesy eggsI got those.
genderwhat websites should i browse
>>35031132M>>35031097
>>35031117Is she chinese?
>>35031133this one sux
>>35031132>what websites should i browseM. The feed for the British Wildlife Centre on Instagram.
>>35031132Get off the internet.
>>35031138>Instagramno>>35031139>Get off the internetit's too cold outside
>>35031135she's russian
state genderdoes being 27 and never being in a relationship sort of guarantee anything you find will be awkward and unpleasantit feels like people getting into relationships at my age are now all super goal oriented and checking off boxes
Is it true a 6'2 fat and balding man mogs a 5'10 twink
>>35031141Put on a toque and mittens.
>>35031147same question and i am a guyi think most women who are hot and worth dating are taken by 27. i've decided to get hookers or get addicted to porn to sedate myself
>33 yo khv with loose skin from dropping 200lbsI really wish I could find someone to grow old with but it just seems like I am fucked for this life. Am I cooked ladies?
>>35031154but i don't know what to do outside
>>35031152abaolutely fucking notbeing fat automatically cancels out the benefits of being tall, anyone who tells u otherwise is a coping and deluded manlet
>>35031147M27Yeah, everyone will be oriented towards a secured future and some sort of railroaded life path in the form of either a business career or a family life, but that shouldn't impact you as you're not them. You have your own path, and that path is never straight, so focus on the specifics that are true and important to you.
>Ballbusting the alcoholism awayThis made me chuckle.
>>35031147>does being 27 and never being in a relationship sort of guarantee anything you find will be awkward and unpleasantNo
>>35031159>Am I cooked ladies?No, but chances are you will have to compromise on a lot of things in a partner as you get older.
>>35031174i just want a cozy sweater 5/10 wife that likes 1980s post punk
>>35031159Have you considered surgery?
>>35031159fatties having loose skin as punishment for their past lifestyles is like cosmic justice, sometimes life really is fair
>>35031179Yeah, I might lose another 10 or so lbs and at that point look more into it. Also expensive as shit, so is it worth pushing back a house for my vanity? not sure
>>35031152>Is it true a 6'2 fat and balding man mogs a 5'10 twinkNot remotely.
>>35031181Fair. was fat growing up which I blame on my folks, but yeah I tried to drink myself to death in my 20s (didnt work well). Since then I have gotten sober, hit the gym 5 days a week (shooting for a 225lb OHP by years end) but of course I cant unring the bell
>>35031183There are some medical benefits: stops you getting fungal infections in the folds.
>>35031174women compromise on fewer and fewer things as they get older THOUGH.
>>35031194if you actually know women you'd realize normalfag women arent nearly as common.
>buy two pizzas>eat them in four seperate mealsThis is a bit weird for my height and size, I though it was going to be 3 meals max.When was the last time you had too much to eat, men and women?
>>35031194This is the future they wanted.
>>35031194I think it'll get to the point where the jihadists try to ban dogs and then all the women will demand white guys to do something about it, maybe we'll all be dead or in prison
>>35031203>When was the last time you had too much to eat, men and women?M. There really isn't any such thing for me. Even when my stomach is so full I physically can't swallow anything else without being sick, I'm still hungry.
>>35031174i can compromise on many things but not on tit size i am sorry. She gotta have big titties and a nice ass too.
>>35031178would
Mh yeah I'm having eggs for lunch
>>35031165Foidwhat did he do wrong?
hello women i need help i have never been with a lady and might start actually having sex in the near futureplease share the most common traits that men who make you climax have in common, or what personally helps you the most. it doesnt have to be easily to replicate i just want to know
Me and a friend are going to a bar later. Lets say I see an attractive woman, and she's (maybe) chatting with her friends at a table. How do I approach her without coming off as weird/rude?
>>35031207They're already doing it in some places. https://cbs12.com/news/nation-world/portland-maine-school-official-wants-to-ban-dogs-due-to-religious-beliefs
If I had the opportunity I would have sex with the gf of one of my closest friends without any doubt. What does this says about me?
>>35031220
>>35031228its says that you're an evil person and I wish your friends dropped you entirely
State genderWhat model phone do you use?
>>35031231>I wish your friends dropped you entirelyI think I feel the same (obviously I'm talking about me, not you). Is it unethical or something? I've always been a good scumbag/snake ngl. I think is just that I act very well.
>>35031228seems very tasteless and soulless to value the act of sex more than the connections with your friends. Very low and IQ brown-coded
>>35031234Miphone 14 pro
>>35031235oh I get ityou're trying to be the >uh I just dont get it, am I evil or am I not. I'm such a monster, but with a heart of gold underneath it, because I dont understandyou might just be gay
>>35031220this is an old clip. i remember seeing it on faceandLMS (OG blackpillers know him)
>>35031242nah, it's more simple, I'm just an hedonist
>>35031234MA Nothing phone.
>>35031236>Very low and IQ brown-codedIt's this the only insult that 4chan have developed for years? lolyou guys are going worse within every year
Am i supposed to know who Ethan Klein is?
>>35031234>What model phone do you use?M. Google Pixel 8a.
>>35031244>an hedonistNta, you write like a fag though.
>>35031249H3H3Back in the before times
>>35031234fa samsung i bought from a used phones shop
>>35031228>If I had the opportunity I would have sex with the gf of one of my closest friends without any doubt. What does this says about me?That you are selfish, shallow, disloyal, and unreliable.
all the femanons are busy getting fucked hard
>>35031247Where are you from? Most ESLs don't possess poor grammar skills to this extent.
>>35031249never marry, never give a male children is becoming the most sensible option every day for women
need a realistic serious answer: is therapy useful? i am a guy and i've reached a point where i feel nothing. i dont have the will to fix my life now. i have like 0 energy
>start blasting testosterone>mind will be capable of being sexually dominant >women will actually like sex with me (i have no trouble meeting and talking to them)tell me why this wouldnt work
>>35031254I'm 31 and never heard of him>>35031259Women cheat as often now so idk what the issue is
>>35031262Depends on what you're going for. They can give you professional advice and resources to help you out but it takes time and commitment most of the time
>>35031258guess it
>>35031262It depends entirely on the problem you're having. I'm male and therapy did absolutely nothing for me (in fact, if anything, it might've even made things worse). The main theme of all of our sessions was the fact that the world is a terrible place and I'd be better off dead. She was completely unable to convince me otherwise. It's a very deep and philosophical subject, which means an outside perspective didn't really help because I had already thought of counterpoints to practically everything she was telling me.
>>35031262Yeah, but you have to take it serious and be honest.If you really don't like your first therapist, try a different one.
>that Ethan Klein scandalAnd moids still expect women to be willing to marry and reproduce
>>35031117That seems highly doubtful, Russia and South Armaica all the other places where people die early are utter abject shitholes and also leagues more degenerate than anything found in the west
>>35031271Stop spamming.
>>35031266He was an edgy kind of youtuber back in the teens. >>35031265Acne and hair inside your ass. Women like men who look like women now, get with the times
all men are worthless
>>35031271Does it not take two to tango?
>>35031266Men aren't the ones sacrificing and destroying their whole body in the process, women lose more when it comes to children and that's not an argument. If the options are being alone, or destroying your body for someone who doesn't need to do that, the choice is clear. The ones who are willing to put in actual 200% effort and recognize they need to do more bc they aren't the ones birthing, they would be worth it. But they also don't exist, males will always be the entitled gender.
>>35031234MNokia N-Gage
>>35031205this is the future moids wanted. your kids getting clancy'd is what you deserve for taking liberals as wives.
>>35031244you're the cookie cutter edgelord
>>35031271Most women don't want kids anyway, nothing will change>>35031276I charge $24.50 an hour
>>35031223I'm not a woman, but I have a lot more experience than you do. I'd say the two most important things are:1) Communicate. Ask her what she likes. Try things and pay attention to how she reacts. (Unfortunately, women's bodies vary enormously: what works for one woman doesn't work for another, and vice versa).2) For a woman, about 80% of good sex is mental rather than physical. What you say, and the things you do when you're not in bed, are more important than you can possibly imagine. You need to start learning her psychology. (And again, every woman is different and needs different things.) One important sub-category of this is that you should always let a woman know what you're going to do before you do it, in order to build anticipation. For example, suppose she likes having her nipples played with: don't just play with them, instead start stroking around the outside of her breast, spiral slowly inwards, and only then touch the nipple, so she has several seconds of anticipating it before you start.Oh, and for God's sake, *tell* her you're a virgin. Don't try to bluff your way through.
>>35031271What is an Ethan Klein, what is the alledged "scandal" and why should I give a fuck about e-celebs and what they like to cum on
>>35031267i have depression (i think idk really) and i think i am fucked up in the head. idk whats wrong with me honestly. and i am lonely too>>35031269what you're saying is exactly how i imagine my therapy sessions will go
>>35031281but then if you aren't a liberal male, women don't want to date you.
>>35031234>What model phone do you use?Sony Xperia 1VPricey at the time, but I don't want to give my money and data to Samsung or Google.>>35031279>Nokia N-GageLol
>>35031274women want hung tall mean chads that claim them sexually and any other response is utter gigacope from people in denial
>>35031276>all men are worthlessThat's not true! I'm worth £4.95.
GenderWhen was your last gym session?
>>35031132Homestarrunner.com
>>35031288>but then if you aren't a liberal male, women don't want to date you.Lmfao. Yeah women really get wet for the guy that thinks like a woman
>>35031295I said date, not fuck, those are different categories.
>>35031284>male gives another male advice>its absolutely horrendous I love seeing people transparently kneecapping their competition, almost entirely by instinct.
>>35031286Go for it. It's not like therapists don't see lonely depressed people all the time. Also I know it's corny but try exercising a bit more, the health of the brain and body are decently linked
>>35031152Not even slightly. 5'6 chad can steal both of their women.
>>35031132https://slowroads.io/you're welcome
>>35031132https://www.bestiality.com/
>>35031262>is therapy useful?Yes. But it tends to be more effective if you have some well-defined goals.
>>35031278>functioning as nature intended makes women victimsBlah blah blah
>>35031292Myesterday night was back day
>>35031292I gotta go back. What should I focous on?
>have agood day outside>come here to bring my mood down on purpose
>>35031286(assuming you're in the US) What is your job? If you get healthcare from it, there's a good chance they'll also offer you an Employee Assistance Program (EAP). They'll give you maybe five free therapy sessions with a licensed counselor. It's completely separate from your job itself, so your company will never know what you and your therapist talk about.
>>35031298He would make for a good woman.>Tell her you're a virgin Shit advice. He thinks the alternative is to lie. The correct method is tell her she's weird for asking about body counts during dating phase and neither lie or tell the truth
>>35031298Never said that they’re a man, just that they’re “not a woman”…
>>35031132Mhttps://krillion.io/
>>35031306First, learn to speak English properly.
>>35031304Nature intended you to die of smallpox.
>>35031306Best results I've seen from women is cardio combined with 2 lower days and an upper day
>>35031309>tell her she's weird for asking about body counts during dating phaseFeminine male epidemic
>whats your body count>i killed someone in self defense
>being honest makes people not like youAnd you think the issue is with other people? lol
>>35031311this game humbled me bro. it said u are a schooler or something aka not very smart
>>35031320>the autist learns human behavior from a book
>>35031317So arms and legs, alright.
>>35031322Why are you narrating your own life
>>35031309>Shit advice.I'm just speaking from experience. My first time, I was honest about it being my first time, and that was one of the best decisions I've ever made.
>>35031292weights on thursdayboxing sparring yesterday>Marilyn AmberMUH
>>35031318The bitch doesn't need to know. If someone wants to tell a woman they're virgin they can. But women are not entitled to know what the virginity it body count is, it's irrelevant
>>35031331>t. enjoys pity sex and femdom
>>35031337ntaweird projection.
Are you a virgin still if you've received anal sex?
>>35031292Start of last month. TFCC tears are fun
>>35031292I've never gone to a gym and I never will, fuck that
>>35031336>women are not entitled to know what the virginity it body count is, it's irrelevantNeither are men.
>>35031343why not?
>>35031309>The correct method is tell her she's weird for asking about body counts during dating phase Fembrained and estrogenizedIts fine not to mention it on your own, but if you get asked straight up liying about it is super gay. And it wont hold up anways because you're not under active pressure to larp as Chad , which is the worst situation to find yourself in when having sex.
>>35031345Because it's gay as fuck
>>35031292fi dont go to the gym. im a lazy sack of shit. i only run.
>>35031346feminine men are a danger to everyone around themthank god for foids and their built-in male filters, we'd be biologically doomed if not for that
>>35031346>>35031351what are these feminine moids? is this a new 4chan lingo thing
>>35031346If you get asked straight up you are allowed to tell her you're not interested in telling her. It's called a boundary and if you are unable to establish a boundary with a woman it's called being an oversharing doormat. It's submissive to the woman to spill your guts like that and betray your own discomfort just to appease her curiosity. You got no business telling me what's feminised behaviour when you're straight up shitting on the idea that god forbid a man has a boundary
>>35031292>When was your last gym session?Yesterday morning. Mon - Fri. Train by day, Joe Rogan's podcast by night. >>35031302Nice try, that link is staying purple.>>35031306>What should I focous on?Full body split, three times a week, with 45 minutes of zone 2 cardio.>>35031335>boxing sparring yesterdaySparring after a lifting day? You need to recover. If Friday is your sparring day, you should lift on Sunday or Monday, provided you only lift once a week.>>35031343>>35031347Pathetic
>>35031352Guys who think like women. Playing social games and wiggling like slimy eels instead of telling it straight and not giving a fuck. Frankly one of the best decisions ever was talking women at their word and never ever trying to second guess what they might actually mean. Its ironically very attractive to women , unless they are the kind of foids who constantly play games and whom you don't want around anyways.
>>35031358i had never considered this. interesting
>>35031354>If you get asked straight up you are allowed to tell her you're not interested in telling herWhile I don't disagree with your post, thats basically a yes. If a woman asks you that as a grown up man, you've already showed your virginity in some way. After a certain age its simply assumed that you've had sex and not even a question.
>>35031354>boundary>boundary>boundaryYou ooze estrogen
>>35031298>>35031309>>35031346>>35031318>>35031336idk why you shouldn't be honest, especially if you're working towards a longterm relationship. You really think people should be building sexual relationships off of lies?>>35031357>>Full body split, three times a week, with 45 minutes of zone 2 cardio.hello, literally me of the based department? Except I do my cardio on rest days since I'm on campus 5 days a week.
>>35031362>I can't tell a woman no>I'm so manly Imagine being whipped and under the thumb is a sign of masculinity these days Jesus Christ
Would a department store make for a good horror story location?
>>35031365>just build a relationship about lies and vagueposting, this will never bite you in the ass in the end
>>35031363>idk why you shouldn't be honest, especially if you're working towards a longterm relationship.Seems like a shortcut to instant rejection if you aren't. I think women like to project that the sex will be asboolutely rock bottom nightmarishly terrible at that point, and having it with you is a long term investement thats only done in order to secure a long term bf and not for the fun of it.
>>35031368You could do some cool stuff with the mannequins and the escalators
>>35031357>says the gayThanks for proving my point
>>35031368Everything can fit a horror story, just depends on what you intend to do with a department store and how it services the scene, your themes and the overall flavor of horror you are going for.
>>35031369It's not a lie to refuse answering a question. I'm not even virgin and I've gladly told women that I found it to be inappropriate to give me 20 Questions about my private life as if it were some gay interview. If she wants to know what I do or my hobbies yeah fine but if she starts asking me about the people I've fucked she's fucking weird
>>35031376>if she starts asking me about the people I've fucked she's fucking weirdNta, i don’t care if we’ve already fucked.
>>35031376>It's not a lie to refuse answering a questionYes it is, it's lying by omission and you're a fucking coward
>>35031225bump?
>>35031382Stare at her silently
>>35031382Wait for eye contact and a smile.
>>35031371>Seems like a shortcut to instant rejection if you aren'tI think the issue is we're not gonna agree because what we're looking for in women isn't the same. You ask these kinds of questions to get a view on their moral views towards sex, whether that's in a religious context or a sex-outside-of-relationships context and the answer some people want is an ick for others.
Danm, I thought you need to be hotter to pull off a massive homewrecking scandal
>>35031385>it dependsOh master of advice
>>35031387Was she Thing 1 or Thing 2?
>>35031387she's cuter than him but they're both weird ppl
>>35031380>Yes it is, it's lying by omission and you're a fucking coward>Lying by omission That's your problem, you think dating is a purity test or a fucking court case. Take the stick out of your ass. It's not cowardice to have self respect. It's cowardly not to tell someone to mind their own business if their question offends or you don't feel like answer that's what people call having a spine.
>>35031387
>>35031391Thing 2. The wife was Thing 1
>>35031392>It's not cowardice to have self respect>that's what people call having a spineThat's some serious cope coming from a massive pussy. You're afraid of... having to answer a question truthfully. LMAO
>>35031357>Sparring after a lifting day? You need to recover. If Friday is your sparring day, you should lift on Sunday or Monday, provided you only lift once a week.you're not my momI dont need recovery days
>>35031368Psychological maybe
>>35031379>Nta, i don’t care if we’ve already fucked.Yeah that's you and if you're fine with it that's fine. I just don't see why someone needs to know anything about my past relationships or who I fucked. What does it add to their life and what should it matter if im dating them? If they demand to know to satisfy some fear that I might be a degenerate of some kind then they can fuck off for dating in bad faith.
>>35031402Chicks get attached and like to know where they stand.
>>35031398The difference is I can answer the question just fine and often do once I am willing to tell them. You can't form a single boundary without oversharing and you need to sort that out because it makes you a very easy mark
>>35031363>Except I do my cardio on rest days since I'm on campus 5 days a week.Makes sense. I do a few minutes of sprinting aftwr my workouts to maximize EPOC. But I also have a walking pad at my desk to get my 20K steps in during the day. Helps spread out my NEAT. >>35031368>Would a department store make for a good horror story location?A Walmart or a Target? Probably not, unless it's one of those trippy thrillers where it's 3 am and everyone is acting strangely. >>35031374>taking care of yourself is gayI'd rather be gay than an out of shape loser like you.>>35031399>I dont need recovery daysHigh impact the day after an intense workout is just asking for injuries.
>>35031405>>35031375I am struggling to think of what the threat should be. I was initially thinking about the mist and having otherworldly creatures, but I'd like to spend some time thinking about something more unique. I will have to think about it some more and consider other locations.>>35031372Mannequins definitely are on my mind.
>>35031403Then they should use their eyes more if they see that I am unattached and there's no woman in the picture it means I am single at that time. I don't see why they should be comparing themselves to my exes either that's just for their own ego and it takes away from the connection I'd be trying to build with her. I can't think of a single good reason why a woman needs to know all this shit
>>35031408What's the story even about, what's the format and where are you in the writing process?
>>35031404>I can answer the question just fineAnd yet you've gotten defensive about it to the point where it's actually funny. You're timid and afraid of negative consequences for being honest, and paint it like you're actually being strong by being an absolute pussy.
>>35031405>High impact the day after an intense workout is just asking for injuries.its been years of the same routine and it always worked out
>>35031409>why do women women?Whatever man
>>35031292Fback in 2020. i couldn't stand being locked out of the gym because of the coof lockdowns so i got a homegym in 2021. last time i used that was thursday, next time will be tomorrow.
>>35031405Not engaging in homosexuality doesn’t mean I’m out of shape. You have some growing up to do
>new manager at work>she speaks to me like I'm a wannabe corporate lobotomite>she acts like a corporate lobotomitehow do women get like this? I've never seen a guy like that my whole life. Is this perfectly obedient femoid the perfect product of the public education system? Is this why women are getting more jobs than men? The perfect corporate worker, the perfect consoomers. Yeouch.
>>35031269bro it's therapy not debate club
>>35031412Sure keep telling yourself that, you insta-trust women and sing like a canary because she has tits and you wouldn't dare want to irritate her majesty by refusing her request. You're the simp
>>35031397>The wife was Thing 1A real wife guy
>>35031402It's a defensive measure, but a wrong approach to be sure and I agree with you. Unless it's something terribly important that I'm not willing to say, the past doesn't matter because we ought to focus on the now, on what is and has the potential to be, the new experience that comes when you start to date somebody and enter into a new relationship with them.
>>35031372>filenameI giggled
>>35031421I just don’t hide information about myself from my partners because I’m not a pussy. You do because you are.
>>35031423Exactly. Nothing good comes out of it either, all that happens is some neurotic idiot impales themselves on measuring themselves to a past that isn't even theirs
>>35031292ignoring the question, but she's not even fit! Wearing cheek-huggers doesn't make you a gymfoid! SERIOUS MUSCLEGREMLINS ONLY!!!
>>35031420I'm the anon you're replying to.During a very low time in my life, I actually received something that might be considered "emergency mental health" treatment. It was just some person talking to me while I was feeling very down, and the things he said made me feel much much better. But after a while, I realized some of the things he said were either vague half-truths or just straight up incorrect, and so I started to feel worse again. That's when I first went to therapy, and as I mentioned, the therapist wasn't able to help.I can't feel happy if someone is just telling me lies. That's why our sessions were more like debates than therapy, because if what the therapist is saying isn't true, obviously it won't help much in the long run.I think for a lot of people, therapy isn't about fixing (or even treating) problems. It's just about keeping you alive for another week until your next session.
>>35031384that's creepy tho
>>35031344body count is irrelevant to a man's sexual valuebody count is the woman's sexual value
>>35031429If you want to be particularly cynical, you can take James Hillman's critique of the psychotherapy industry and simply state that it's all a ploy to make you a productive worker again so that you can be a functional member of our capitalist society and contribute to the profit making machinery. Simply out of curiosity and if it's okay with you, what lies did you pick on and what were you told?
moids,how can a humble golddigger like me score a richfag for the richfag tradlife?
>>35031435i hateu
>>35031320It’s about how you conduct yourself
>>35031369Women don't build relationships, they settle for the best option available until a better one shows up. You are building on sand if you think any connection you build with a woman lasts.
moids who r u hating today?
>>35031435Be hot, for the male gaze
>>35031437i don't think about you at all.
>>35031444ur evil. and a moid.
>>35031435Ask this guy >>35031426about his finances and ask him for money and he will refuse to say no lol
>>35031434>Simply out of curiosity and if it's okay with you, what lies did you pick on and what were you told?One thing I was really worried about was climate change. I live in a place that's going to be absolutely decimated once it really kicks in, maybe fifteen years from now. And even if I didn't, I just don't want to live in a world without elephants, dolphins, whales, California condors, polar bears, tigers, etc.The person I talked to told me I shouldn't worry about climate change, because it isn't my responsibility. It's for the pros to figure out, not me. And to that, I would say two things:(1) It IS my responsibility, because it affects me, and it isn't being taken seriously by the people with the most power (the governments of the world). If your house was on fire and you called 911, and the operator said "sorry, all the firefighters are on vacation, you're on your own", would you just wipe your hands of the situation because you've done your due diligence, or would you try to fix the problem?(2) Even if it were true that it wasn't my responsibility, that doesn't even matter because I still have to suffer the consequences (more severe weather, species dying out, food becoming harder and harder to grow, etc.). In fact, that might even make it worse. Knowing that I had no hand in it, but I STILL have to suffer the consequences.
girls adjacent to my acquaintances generally always dislike me, enough to the point to form a pattern. Just this year I've found out>my coworker never hung out with me despite planning to because his gf (whom I've seen once and spoken to for 3 minutes in his presence maybe) doesn't like me and doesn't want me around him>the school buddy who lives in the same town abroad as me never texts or calls because his sister says I get on her nerves and she'd rather not have me around him>the dude I met at a bar and gave me his number so we can hang out never followed through because his fiancee thinks I'm a bad influenceI literally don't get it. I don't even drink. The only difference is that I am single, totally alone in the area, and would like to have friends. I barely even know these women.
>>35031446>projecting poorfag
>>35031385I'd like to hear some femal opinions on this. Foids, would you consider a male virgin without a longterm relationship as a precondition?
>>35031451whatever idc stupid moid. die.
>>35031348>>35031417women have so much sex they don't need gyms
>>35031454im a virgin shut up stupid idiot
>>35031450they see you as threats to their safety nets. They want their simp slaves occupied with their bullshit 24/7 and NOT going to bars with a single fun guy
>>35031442The World Government
>>35031449Thanks for indulging me, that does seem like shit advice given the psychological stress that causes those who actually give shit about this planet. Like a band said, it takes a lot of valium to mute the demonic snigger in the background, and though the future is looking absolutely grim, I think the person should have told you to instead still do what you can, to find a way to fight it, even if it seemed hopeless. Because what else are you gonna do, roll on the floor and just resign?
>>35031450>I barely even know these women.women love to talk which is precisely why you need to tell them to keep their nose out of your business, and if you got any male friends who love to tell your business to the girls, that's not a friend that's a simp playing fetch for the ladies and you gotta ditch him
>>35031449So, you like to make something you can’t control into the center point of your focus and stress. Sounds real healthy.
>>35031458ehm, sorry, I also meant: squats on phallic objects
>>35031447that could actually work.>wow you own a mcmansion and three porsches?>that's so cool, we should absolutely check out what private schools nearby are the best ones to choose from for all the white babies we're going to make!
>>35031435get hot enough to date rich men but later realize that rich men don't really exist anymore and the very few that do are all playing the field without committing to any single woman, then start your onlyfans and invest everything in bitcoin before you shrivel up and stop earning
>>35031442Humanity
>>35031470It will work because he thinks saying no counts for lying. Show some skin and go to work
So larping trannies just run this general now?
>>35031429>liesthe only lie here is that you aren't capable of changing the things about the world that you dislike so badly
>>35031474If they can run your brain, why can't they run this thread, too?
>>35031470I'm a blue collar workfag but I have 3 houses on the meditteranean coast.Thanks inheritance
>>35031452How old are you?
I come here to lie.
>>35031471>rich men don't really exist anymorethen why is the number of millionaires and billionaires increasing?
>>35031449>(1) It IS my responsibility, because it affects meThe woes of democracy
>>35031463>Because what else are you gonna do, roll on the floor and just resign?i do in fact plan to an hero someday lmao. not sure when yet, but eventually.>>35031467bruh. it's the entire fucking planet we live on. i didn't make it the center of my focus, it was already fucking there. who gives a shit about jobs or relationships or money or whatever the fuck when the literal earth is literally on fire?
>>35031477They don’t actually, nice own
>>35031483>the literal earth is literally on fireIt’s literally not.
>>35031478based, but the upkeep of 3 houses must be rough on a blue collar paycheck unless you're actually handy yourself (double based if you are tho).
>>35031481because a million dollars means almost nothing in 2026? it's like maybe enough to retire at age 65 like the boomers did because houses alone are half a million and inflation will eat the other half before your children are in college
>>35031470Sounds good to me. Let’s talk about it offsite.
>>35031481Esl
why do some christians curse while other christians get pissed off and scared if you curse?i was hanging out with this older christian man and he cursed a lot and he wasn't bothered by cursing. i was later talking to some younger christians in their early 20s and one of them was so surprised i cursed and asked me 'where do you think you are' and I was so embarrassed I made up an excuse and left early.
>>35031419f that's sometimes been my experience too, but never with men. usually the corporate adjacent men can "let go" to some degree but some women at work can't at all. i have meh social skills and can't pretend as well as them so i have no hope being treated well by them. but it's mostly a young woman issue, imo women coworkers in their 40's-50's are the coolest/chillest generally.
>>35031433The most unattractive number for men is 0, for women its in the 200s.Both are accompanied by behavioral problems Everyone else somehow end up making it work.
>>35031493Different people have different standards and beliefs.
>>35031487my dad was handy and so am I and I rent 2 of them out anyways. I have a job to not go crazy basically and am saving to open a small landscaping biz.Almost had a wife and kids but found out she's a whore before I put a ring on it. Phew
>>35031495>for women its in the 200slmao
>>35031493People in their twenties are more likely to be retarded posers than people over thirty
>>35031497why isn't there a standard?
>>35031489millionaires usually includes multimillionaires. you're still gonna lead a good life on 500 million $. i'm not the type of golddigger who needs a giga-yacht in her life.
I wonder if there are any self made men and women in this general
>>35031503$500m is super yacht haver territory, you deluded whoregod damn I hate foids
>>35031503>moid giving women a bad name
I GIVE MY LIFENOT FOR HONORBUT FOR (YOU)
>>35031499based, i'm working on a small biz myself at the moment. having someone to rely on is great but let's be honest, you'll get nowhere in life if you aren't resourceful yourself. good luck anon, i'm sure there's a non-whore out there for you.>>35031490i'm not a burger so mostly here to shitpost. and no, your hot wheels car collection doesn't count, silly moid!
>>35031157that doesnt seem like a solution
>>35031511>i’m not a burgerEw.
>>35031408The big problem with department stores is they are too big and open. A lot of horror is reliant on the suspense of something being around the corner or giving the protagonist a false sense of security. >>35031418>Not engaging in homosexuality doesn’t mean I’m out of shapeYeah, not lifting weights means you're out of shape. Even if you're not fat, you're out of shape.>>35031428I'm always impressed by Patty's abs. Getting thick legs isn't hard when you're barely 5', but her core is so sculpted, it's impressive she maintains the way she does.>>35031505>I wonder if there are any self made men and women in this generalMe. I flipped a brick into an empire.In reality, there is no such thing as a self-made man or woman. We are all a product of our circumstances and of those we surround ourselves with. And even then, there's a lot of luck involved.
>>35031450I knew a guy similar to you. He lived alone on some island.He was clingy and whiney. It felt like having two women in the guy's life.You're complaining about the female acquaintances of your male friends. Your male friends themselves agree with the women over you, the man, and three of them have done so separately. You're not fighting females. Those men aren't as interested in being around you as you are them
>>35031517You’re basically the closest to it but as a woman you had a massive advantage so it’s pretty discounted
>>35031506i don't give a shit, i like my kayak.
>>35031435if you have to ask, you cant
>>35031517Who said anything about lifting or not? The act of going and spending money and time at the gym is what’s gay, exercise is fine.
>>35031442foids
>>35031500What's funnier?Women having to show the slightest restraint cus world unfair or we have women going past 200?
GenderWhat is your stance on reparations?
all the best women kayakproof: my mom likes kayaking
>>35031491Why is it an insult to know another language? Never made sense to me. Imagine if you were only limited to English, you'd miss out on a totally different way of understanding the world, yourself and your own thoughts! >>35031483>i do in fact plan to an hero someday lmao. not sure when yet, but eventually.That may happen and you may kill yourself in the future, but for the present moment, you're not gonna do that and you need to find reasons to get out of bed in the morning that are not limited to you simply surviving and having necessary conditions to merely exist. Think of all the animals you love, all the moments that made you you were glad to be alive, every person you care for and all those whom bring joy in your life by simply existing and sharing in this experience of being human with you, as they're trying to understand themselves, the world and life in all its confusing, paradoxical totality. You'll die anyway, might as well enjoy the show, no matter the ending.
>>35031265I've met a few guys who inject T and they basically become retarded rape apes. Like, people have to jump in and physically stop you from literally dragging girls away to a bedroom.
>>35031540>Why is it an insult to know another language?It’s not, it’s an insult to be a foreigner taking up space where you aren’t wanted.
Either genderI'm making a party playlist. Give me songs that make white people go crazy. Examples:>Viva La Vida>Mr. Brightside>All The Small Things
>>35031534MFuck reparations. No one should inherit blood guilt, I didn't enslave blacks so I'm not paying them a dime.
>>35031545Why do you hate the other?
MIs being poor-ish too much of a problem for women if I can still financially look after myself and make a couple of dating expenses?
>>35031547New Order - Blue MondayThe Heavy - Curse Me Good Talking Heads - Road To NowhereJoy Division - ShadowplayViagra Boys - SportsBlue Öyster Cult - Golden Age of Leather King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid ManThe Kinks - I'm Not Like Everybody ElseLed Zeppelin - Achilles' Last Stand>>35031552If you're financially independent and she loves you, it's not a problem.
>>35031534A good idea. Minority groups should pay damages for what they’ve done to society.>>35031550Because you’re pests. Complete moral and mental inferiors.
>>35031557>Complete moral and mental inferiorsThat's eugenics and nationalism in you, anon, most potent mental viruses and afflictions.
>>35031556Define financially independent
>>35031547uh. maybe this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zvd1JQ0EKY>>35031552i'm >>35031435 and no, most women out there don't give a shit. lots of them out there who are even happy to be the breadwinner. don't get insecure so easily over 4chan banter of all things.
>>35031561You pay for your needs, pleasures and expenses.
catholic/orthodox/confessional anonsI'm a recent convert. How do I deal with the thoughts of "Well hey you're going to confess doing this later so you might as well keep doing it" ?
>>35031565Satan is always tempting you to sin, and God knows this, which is why he trusts you to resist it and refuses to interfere.
>>35031565Stop thinking of sin as something you need to do. God isn’t your earthly parents and you aren’t a child trying to hide that you stole extra cookies. He already knows all and you’re just hurting yourself by acting sinful
>>35031565I think "Well, God's going to forgive me so let's sin a weensy bit" is not a very healthy mindset
>>35031565>I'm a recent convertTo what?
How do you cope with the fact that your girlfriend or wife can legally kill your children behind your back and receive money and praise for doing so?
>>35031565>"Well hey you're going to confess doing this later so you might as well keep doing it" ?By understanding that your confession can be revoked. Confession means absolutely nothing without contrition. Contrition means to be contrite which means to be sincere in your willingness to admit you sinned + you have the desire to try to avoid it. If you confess without contrition you are not forgiven.
>>35031575By being thankful she spared them from a worse fate like being on the same planet as you
>>35031579>Femanons? Did you see that femanons were you watching? I whipped him for you, I told him off like a good boy!
>>35031581Get cancer annoying spamming faggot, has nothing to do with the retarded tranny “femanons”, it’s your autistic retarded spam. No one gives a fuck
>>35031575You can cope with the fact that if push comes to shove and your wife is about to kill the kids and she won't get off them you can put her down and kill her and if your country has sane laws it counts as defending yourself and your kids.
>>35031575>kill her in turn>collect fan mail from insane women who want to fuck you for being a murderer>start multiple families as soon as you get out
>>35031520>You’re basically the closest to itEveryone has their advantages and disadvantages. If not for my dad and uncle, I would have never learned to turn wrenches or gotten enough experience to make it as a mechanic in the Army. Without the Army, I wouldn't have been so well-off coming out of university and wouldn't have all of the opportunities I've gotten because of it. None of it discounts the work I have put in, but I wouldn't be where I am without the people who helped me get there and the luck I've had along the way. I do think you overestimate the advantages I have had being a woman. For most of my life, it has worked against me.>>35031523>The act of going and spending money and time at the gym is what’s gay, exercise is fine.NOOO YOU HAVE TO LAY ON THE EQUIPMENT COVERED IN TEN PEOPLE'S SWEAT AND SIT AROUND WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO GET DONE WITH THE MACHINE YOU WANT TO USE REEEEEE>>35031534>What is your stance on reparations?Someone posted an old clip of black celebrities saying they feel bad for Chris Brown after he beat the shit out of Rihanna and it made me realize that black people will hold slavery (something they never experienced) against white people (who never owned slaves) while simultaneously defending abusers within their own community. >>35031547>Give me songs that make white people go crazyA Thousand Miles by Vanessa CarltonDon't Stop Believing by JourneyUnwritten by Natasha Beddingfield >>35031565>"Well hey you're going to confess doing this later so you might as well keep doing it" ?Confessions are done with a sincere desire to repent and a willingness to change. If your intent is to do it and apologize later, it invalidates the confession. Why do you think I have never asked forgiveness for living a homosexuality lifestyle? For whatever people here think, I'm not going to dishonor the sacrament of penance or take God's mercy for granted by asking forgiveness for something I plan on doing again.
genderthoughts on men going on T to be less sensitive and unmanlyis it frauding and dysgenic or rational and justified
Women, would you dump a guy who has some hair growing on his back here and there?
>>35031588MThey're insecure morons.
>>35031588You'll become unmanly on T because it causes loss of sperm function when used.
Is it true that you need to have at least a 9" penis to be able to pleasure women?
>>35031594Length? No, it needs to be at least 13". Girth? Should be the same as the length.
State genderPost your favorite fighting game character
>>35031596So it's true? I will never be able to pleasure women?
>>35031587> I do think you overestimate the advantages I have had being a woman. For most of my life, it has worked against me.I somehow doubt this but I’m sure that’s how it feels, not like you lived in the most prosperous time for women ever or anything with a concentrated push to get women into the workforce to replace men
>>35031597MJosie in Tekken 7
>>35031597fi dont play fighting games
Thanks to all Christogans who replied>>35031568he gives me the battles I can handle>>35031570>>35031578>Stop thinking of sin as something you need to do>Confession means absolutely nothing without contritionThese were good posts to think about and are helping me realize where my mindset should be.>>35031571That checks out. When I first had the thought my immediate reaction was Paul's expression, "Should we continue in sin, so that grace may abound? By no means!"
>>35031602That wasn't the question, you idiot
>>35031596based and if-it-doesnt-literally-kill-her-its-a-micropenis pilled.
I thought I was an ass-man. Loved reverse cowgirl and doggy. But eventually I fell for a girl, and I realized nothing beat kissing passionately and intensely during cowgirl and missionary.
>>35031606i don't know any
>>35031597The tits in dead or alive 3
>>35031544this is such a transparent and retarded lie, very weird
>>35031597A.K.I.
>>35031486You completely ignore the point while telling more lies. You'd make a great therapist (I'm serious).>>35031540By the end of one's lifetime, if the total negative moments outweigh the total positive moments, then it may have been better for that person to not have been born. And I would argue for the vast majority of people in this world, negative moments do outweigh positive. There's that saying, "good things come in small packages", and that's true. But whoever said it forgot to mention that "bad things come by the truckload". This is part of the reason I don't ever plan on having kids.
>>35031597MCerebella, Kitana, Sheik
>>35031597Mused to be Jurinow its Ed
>>35031615>the sky is falling!>no it’s not>you sound like my idiot therapist!
>>35031597MJackie Chimp from the Ape Escape 3 fighting minigame
>>35031615You're obviously intelligent. See, dissembling and intellectualizing is a known defense mechanism to not get to the core of whatever emotional problem has driven you to therapy. I know this because I am the same, and wasted literal years with this bullshit. Abstract metaphysical debate is an amazing way to dodge your own problems that ail you in this life. And this is obviously the case with you, because if you genuinely had arrived at the conclusion that life isn't worth living, you'd simply off yourself without much ado. So it is clearly a bunch of bullshit.
>>35031615So you're a pessimist and an anti-natalist. I don't buy into this argument that it's better not to have been born at all and all the whininess associated with that line of thinking. I get it, but I deeply reject it as it stands strongly opposed to my view on life, human suffering and the pain of becoming. But I won't tire you with some life affirming bullshit that means nothing for you, hope you have a good night! That's all.
>>35031597>Post your favorite fighting game characterCassie Cage
>>35031591I used to date a guy who's back hair was shaped like tiny little wings on his shoulder blades, it's fine.
Stab women in the back before they stab you.
>>35031627>who's back hair was shaped like tiny little wings on his shoulder bladesliterally me I don't have any hair on my back otherwise, just two small "wings" right under my shoulder
Letting this woman frontstab and backstab me, throwing myself onto the knives before she even starts stabbing
challenge women to an honourable trial by combat before they challenge you
>>35031547I feel like we need to know what kind of party it is? I'm assuming you just want the songs that get white people crunk, especially if they've had a few drinks.>KillersWhen you were young, where the white boys dance, somebody told me, on top, the man, change your mind, human, >blink 182What's my age again, feelin this, obvious, i miss you, always, ghost on the dancefloor, kaleidoscope, aftermidnight, snake charmer>MCRBlack parade b sides, desolation row>Britney SpearsBonuses:TubthumpingJust throw on a 90s/early 00s mix of radio hits. Bowie: Under Pressure, Young American, FameU2: Ultraviolet, vertigo, bullet the blue skyBlind Melon: toes across the floor, galaxie, tones of homeIf it's a slower/quieter thing, just throw on the New Moon soundtrack on low volume.
We need a misogyny thread.
>>35031636LGBT and gif are right down the hall
>>35031629Human body hair is so odd. Nothing to worry about though.
>>35031621Are you trolling? How can you possibly say the earth is not literally on fire?https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/usfs/map>>35031623I don't think I understand this. Are you saying I spend too much time thinking about problems instead of actually fixing them?>>35031625peace out
>>35031634>MCR's Desolation Row covervomit.gif
The Russians, not leftists, are responsible for infinity migrants.
>>35031637For every misogynistic queer person there is 10 homophobic cishet women.
>>35031637I'm not interested.
>>35031643You sure? They’re right up your alley
>>35031639>Are you saying I spend too much time thinking about problems instead of actually fixing them?Essentially yes. Abstract thinking about Meta problems of any kind is a great way to distract yourself from yourself, so to say.
>>35031641
>>35031597FSmoke from Mortal Kombat
>>35031597I can't decide between Kula or Shermie.
>>35031634NtaThe black parade b sides are kind of a deep cutKill all your friends slaps but I don't think it's the kind of music they're looking for. Just put on Come on Eileen by dexy's midnight runners and Blue by Eiffel 65
>>35031597Ragna the Bloodedge
>>35031598I'm biting I don't think you need a bigger than average dick. I've had only one and he says it's bigger than average which I do believe, but it doesn't look like "porn dick" big. And I actually can't do one position because of the size, even if it's not "that" big, since it hurts and feels more uncomfortable than in any way hot/pleasurable. Definitely thanks to the size. Like if I was forced to make it bigger or smaller I would make it a bit smaller. 100%
>>35031597>State GenderMale>Favourite fighting game character M.Bison
>>35031648Smoke was a huge hit with the ladies back in MK9
>>35031597f reptile and law, but fighting games were never something i properly got into
FUARKI'm sick, down, under weatherI was feeling fine before this napand the only thing I can think of that happened was I popped an internal hemorrhoid during my last shit Fuark me, I guess that was the needle that broke the camels back.
men do u still expect girls to shave even in the winter times
>>35031671https://voca.ro/1xSX0OMug5Se
>>35031671Either way I'm sniffing her pits.
>>35031670Or it could be acid reflux. I feel horribly sick every time I nap in part because of it.>>35031671You should always try to keep your hygiene up. That said, I only really care if she's not shaving facial hair.
>>35031674Nah, I got the tremors, chills, and sensitivity in the joints, I think it's the cold.I'm downed some Vit C and Vit B, will be fine soon need electrolytes
>>35031673pervert...>>35031674but if not shaving = unhygienic then arent most men really gross and stinky>>35031672?_?)
>>35031671No I prefer my women with a nice big vintage bush and a dusting of armpit hair nothing crazy just delicate wisps of underarm hair. No thank you to arm hair, belly hair or peach fuzz/girl mustache. Leg hair is preferably shaved but I don't freak out if she got lazy once in a while as long as it's not visibly thick but she still has to shave it at some point
>>35031680What good is a girlfriend if I don't have 24/7 free access to her pits
>>35031680>?_?):P
Bitch got the pussy pitsThey call her Penelope Pitstop
>>35031684does she get access to ur pits too?
>>35031677In any case, take it easy and get well soon, anon.>>35031680Didn't mean hygiene, my bad, I meant grooming. It's not a matter of hygiene, I just think it's important to maintain good habits so you don't drop them for months and then have to pick them back up in the spring.
>>35031687>equal rights with womenNo.
>>35031687making a new dating app where you match people based on pit smell compatibility.
>>35031597MLisa from Last Bronx
>>35031690but not even for ur own gf? D:
>>35031697Who would want some uppity bitch thinking she’s my equal?
I wish I was attractive enough to flirt with teenagers
Someone at the cemetery is named Coomer
>>35031703Somebody in this thread is named Shaun
r u doing anthing fun today
>>35031707No
>>35031435Be hot, that's literally it.
>>35031707now is not the time for fun, it's time to lock in
>>35031711>that's literally it.No it’s not. Being arm candy is still a skill.
>>35031435This is like asking women how to get women. You are supposed to learn from your sisterhood how to be a charmer, men can’t tell you how to sexually manipulate a man.
>>35031517>I'm always impressed by Patty's abs. Getting thick legs isn't hard when you're barely 5', but her core is so sculpted, it's impressive she maintains the way she doesI hope she pegs.
atoga moids make my heart swell!
Anyone care to explain why and how Christianity is not a polytheistic religion if they worship three different things
>>35031715Foids here will fail at having an interesting personality that would entice a rich man. No, being an abuse victim or having an eating disorder is not a personality.
>>35031721chad wins again
>>35031724idk any man named chad
>>35031727that's why you're looking for him
>>35031628>Stab women in the back before they stab you.Literally?
>>35031728im not looking for anything!!!
>>35031701Kys
>>35031547jock jams
>>35031722Because it's the religion of cognitive dissonance, now stop noticing things.
>>35031534I'm for it, but only if it means we declare racism to have been defeated and abolish black history month, abolish affirmative action, abolish the NAACP, abolish the concept of hate crimes, rename every MLK Jr Blvd, and allow southern States to fly the Confederate flag again. if we do it, I don't want to ever hear a black person cry about discrimination ever again. those are my terms.
How bad of an idea is it to go to a man's house when it's the first time you'll be meeting them? I plan on starting in public so I can make sure he's not weird and make my exit easier on the rare chance that he is. I've never been the type of woman to do the "all men are bad thing," I assume the risk is quite small? The guy seems very normal over text conversation. I have never done anything like this before.
>>35031739if you're going there, you're looking for sex anyway
I don't think I'm classy enough to get a rich guy. If things had gone differently I'd be in a trailer with a couple of teenagers right now really it's a good thing I'm alone because what I'm actually capable of achieving is so far from what I would have wanted that being a lonely hermit is genuinely the better option.
>>35031739
>>35031435good dietgood workout routinegood skin routinegood hair routinemakeup and wardrobe that is capable of catering to whatever fetish your build best matchesgo to the doctor and check your fertilityif you have significant allergies go through immunotherapy if possiblebuy a dildo and overcome your gag reflexconsistently signal you love babiesThe rest of the stuff is window dressing depending on the guy you want to attract
>>35031597MPan-chan!
>>35031660But what's average even? What's bigger than average?
>>35031739I've never had anything bad happen to me but that doesn't mean it's a good idea. I was never one of those people to tell a friend his address I don't want people knowing my business like that. If anything I invite them over to mine because I feel more comfortable on my home turf and if I do go missing the people that know me know my last known location lol.
>>35031641they know they've lost control of the narrative on the migrant crisis so they're trying to shift blame so all the hatred will be redirected towards their ideological goals. Russia is a convenient scapegoat (Putin makes it too easy)
>>35031745Krillin is a cop, just so you know.
GenderHow much/what kinds of physical media do you own?
>>35031597MBridget, my husbando
I took psychedelic mushrooms and cried for the first time in forever. Femanons, is this what having empathy feels like?
what birthday gift do you buy a girl you been dating for one month?
Every time I hear her language my heart flutters a little
>>35031754cute plushies sanrio probably works well or those jelly cats and ofc a lil rose flower to go w it
>>35031739Just have sex at a hotel the first time
>>35031597do hockey games count?
>>35031741Hey
>>35031754I'd budget $50
>>35031754TreatsA lil fancy dessert or smth.Or something she's mentioned liking so it shows you were paying attention to her.
>>35031761For what reason do you intrude upon my lonesome hermiting?
Bros and sistahs I can't lie I think I'm getting a little too cozy with my fwb
>>35031767She'll get the ick
>>35031766You sound chill we can do that together
AI generated posts,why are all the men here ai generated
>>35031768Put a d in front of that and yeah she has
>>35031770Kinda ruins the whole "lonesome hermit" thing to have another person around.
>>35031754Nothing. She's an adult, adults don't celebrate birthdays.
>>35031775No it makes it better. Because it's better together
>>35031775So foids think being lonely is a fashion statement? damn lol
>>35031777Is it though? I'm not interested in putting in the work to find out.
>>35031740Yes I'm fine with that happening.>>35031747Well girl if you're doing it...... >>35031759I honestly find this horrifying. I don't think I could ever do this unless I'm actually on a trip.
>>35031781Yeah. What's so bad about having a devoted lover by your side
>>35031779Lonely looks better on me than endless compromising
I shower at least twice a day. Once before work, to wake up. Then, when I get home, I take off all my clothes, put them in a plastic bag, shower while soaping all the interfaces with the outside world (hands, face, neck), as well as my feet, and dress in my indoor clothes.The thing is that I obviously can't wash my hair twice a day. I only wash it twice a weak to keep it strong.This leaves a very obvious interface to the outside world that goes unwashed. It has been increasingly obvious to me that my pillow is filthy.What can I do here?
>>35031106Because we don't smash your forehead with a hammer? Yes I grant you that, besides that, stop projecting, vagina.
>>35031597F.I havent played too many fighting games, but I liked Yoshimitsus samurai thing as it looks cool.>>35031750I like books. I have Michael Crichtons Jurassic Park books, All J.R.R Tolkiens works on middle earthI am now getting the Game of Thrones series, but I dont want it in my native language as I think stuff is lost in translation.One of the earliest books I have ever owned is an english version of Arto Pasiliina's "Year of the rabbit". Or Alexander Knox - Night of the White Bear.>I have a solid collection of about 50 or so books, no I havent read them allI really wonder what my mom was thinking when she gifted that Alexander Knox book to me.Things in that book include>gay rape of a minor by a particularly muscular US soldier>rape>ntr>sexual torture>cuckolding>piss>chacing an eskimo woman with a frozen polar bear dick in hand>Turning igloos into a fucking nest many times over>more pissyeah...I still have that book
>>35031786Get a dark pillowcase.
>>35031784Kinda sucks if they're a bad fit. And it's hard to know whether they're right for you or not before you get too invested it's not worth the hassle.
>>35031782>I honestly find this horrifying. I don't think I could ever do this unless I'm actually on a trip.How is that scarier than having sex at his house?
i watched a monser movie but it ended up being a romance drama movie... and now im sad
>>35031754Get her something that looks good, like a fancy boutique with a doll attached to it. She gets to show off infront of her friends. She'll post the aestheic thing to social media. It'll be obvious she has a boyfriend
>>35031760As fucking if Robitaille would ever drop the gloves with Bobby Probert
>>35031750when i was 14-19 i bought lots of cd's, lp's and other stuff. i have since lost my soul, nowadays i only buy normie things like plants and clothes.
>>35031791Nta, pretty sure it makes her feel like an actual whore.
>>35031750fi have a few books
>>35031792what movie? the fish one?
>>35031742A vagina's worst fear is being treated as an individual, as an equal, and get judged by the content of her character. Treat a woman as a human being and the parasite will IMMEDIATELY want her pussy privileges back. And then start talking about rape out of context.
>>35031792have foid feels watch foid flicks get foid results
>>35031739>I have never done anything like this before.Meaning you're a virgin?
>>35031789It doesn't look filthy, it just is filthy. My hair brings in outside particles and leaves it there. Getting a darker one won't fix it.
>>35031790But if they're a perfect fit it's like nothing else
>>35031644I'm neither a porn addict nor a tranny.
>>35031750MI have some records, CDs, a bunch of books, a bunch of Yugioh cards
>>35031750I don't even know any more it's all been in cardboard boxes in other people's basements for like 8 years since I don't have my own place and keep bouncing around
>>35031806Why'd you drop your name?
I gave women my heart and they crushed it right in front of me.
>>35031534doesnt do anything to fix actual institutional discrimination the arguments for it are just various forms of incredulitythe first argument is that reparations would constitute lost wages which is conflating historical economic harm with personal financial lossthe second argument is that reparations would harmonise the underprivileged positionwhich treats racial inequality independently from class relationsneither of which would ultimately be emancipatory
>>35031799shape of water was good...
>>35031805I wouldn't know. I really dislike failure I'm done failing and I can't guarantee next time will be a win so I don't want to play any more.Did you just want to argue what's your goal here? I'm running out of steam. This is my punishment for blogposting.
>>35031813my dad said it was a crappy E.T copy
>>35031811Wasn't it your balls that she crushed?
>>35031794why do you think he gets laid out like a slab of meat? with that hack I think you can even get Gretz to throw hands with enough roughhousing.
>>35031816i disagree with your dad.
>>35031817No. That would be a libelous claim. I don't do libel. I'm only here to speak the truth.
I have a foid neighbor. She got cheated on by her husband, he divorced her and the court granted custody of her children to the father because she's dirt poor and he was already rich before marrying her so she didn't get much money from the divorce. She used to work at a store next to our block but then it was closed, she got addicted to ketamine and yesterday tried to kill herself but some random man stopped her from jumping off a bridge. I kind off feel bad for her even though she's annoying as fuck
>>35031791I don't have many thoughts I can articulate about it. I find it more awkward to get a man to pay money for a hotel and then to have sex in what I consider to be a semi-public place. Obviously the room itself is private, but I wouldn't be able to get that out of my head.>>35031796I'm okay with feeling like a whore. I'm going into the date knowing that I'm most likely just a body. That's mostly what I'm looking for too, I just want to have fun. So it's okay
>>35031816NtaI liked it. I can see why he said that but it's so different in tone that I don't think that's a good comparison.
>>35031822>some random man stopped her from jumping off a bridge.Simp.
>>35031824>>35031819doesn’t the fish guy eat a cat, how are we supposed to root for him after that
>>35031822>tried to kill herself but some random man stopped her from jumping off a bridgeFoids, why are you so incompetent?
>>35031830They're women.
>>35031828How are we not?
genuinely how dumb do you need to be to go on love is blind? is it just delusional people or simply those desperate to be on TV?
>>35031832i just told u whyhe ate the kitty cat
>>35031803No, I'm not a virgin. But the few men I have dated were people I had a lot of history with as friends or acquaintances, or classmates where we had mutual friends. Of course that doesn't mean someone you know well can't assault you or whatever, but it's far, far less likely to happen. And everything is way less awkward.
Women, stop reading smut
>>35031823So would be uncomfortable having sex in a hotel room with an established boyfriend?>>35031828Would you blame a tiger that you were keeping in your bathroom if it escaped and ate your dog? It's a monster nobody explained the concept of pets.
>>35031837So first hook up basically?
>>35031838>philosophy>politics>religionGod, moids are such pseuds
>>35031838if we separate fantasy from romantasy do men overtake it?
Why don't femanons make nachos.
>>35031838politics being 40 different translations of mein kampf
>>35031838the pernicious diddyfoid and her masochistic mafia boss/vampire/werewolf/CEO fantasies are preying on soft sensitive young men's heartswe must stop them
>>35031843I make them all the time.
>>35031839Less so, but a little bit.>>35031840Yes, I'm contemplating a "hoe phase"
>>35031838Women reading romance stories is a red flag.We men should not entertain women who regularly get emotionally involved in fictional relationships that, in most cases, involves hedonistic socio-sexual behavior.
>>35031848damn..
>>35031838>Sci-fi nearly equalWtf?
>>35031843Right now? I don't have the ingredients.
>>35031850what about fujoshi
I have to confess I read romance as a man.
>>35031849>I'm contemplating a "hoe phase"Nta Why?
>>35031852Why is this surprising?Bitches can like PKD too.
>>35031849Sex life for women is a choose your own adventure game.
>>35031853ever?
>>35031858My sex life is a walking simulator.
>>35031849>Less so, but a little bit Can you really call yourself a hoe if you haven't had car sex? On a serious note, be safe, have fun, have low expectations. The thrill isn't worth it about 70% of the time. Don't take it too far too fast and end up racking up some bodies you'd rather not have looking back on it a couple months from now.
>>35031843i'd make moids the biggest pile of nachos
Name a woman who isn't a proud whore. You can't.
>>35031860>Right now?>ever?????
>>35031862walking from glory hole to the next?
>>35031849Well, hope you have fun
>>35031866why sont you ever make nachos ?
>>35031830F.I learned from my dad (35 years as a police) that most suicide attempts are a call of help, and those who actually try are never the topic of discussion.>>35031843Anon, take me by my hand, make them together with me. Smile at me like no one is watching us, lets listen to stupid music while we do this.I will do awkward dance moves to "taco tuesday - Lil Jon" just to make you smile.
>>35031865Your mom?
>>35031867Devoid of life with a shitty plot and no gameplay.
>>35031850the only men mad at these stories are the beta gen z mommyfag types who feel threatened by women wanting strong, dominant males.
>>35031857>tfw no BotNS, Hyperion, and Dune loving gf
>>35031873Ok hiplet.
>>35031870i have a call for help tooyou need to dig a shit out of my arsehole that has been marinating there for about three weeks nowi cant reach there myself
>>35031852Do atoga women schlick it to Cassius au Bellona?
>>35031872does that mean you're a virgin? i don't get it
>>35031874i have not read any of those. they're a bit much for me.
>>35031815My goal is to make you the happiest woman on earth
>>35031856I'm bored and don't really feel like committing to someone because I'm very busy at this specific point in my life. And I can't lie, the idea of being treated to meals and such is appealing. I have never let men trying to court me buy things for me unless we were committed but why not have the experience a few times.>>35031858As long as you're average looking or above, it's true. Sorry men I wish it were the same for you all>>35031863>>35031868Thanks, I appreciate it. I won't get my hopes up too much. I'll take it slow and I can't handle talking to more than one man at a time anyway
>>35031876Im a man. I just think its funny when faggots and onions males seethe at being rejected by nature.
atoga moids need to trim their toe nails..
>>35031874>BotNSI feel like someone mentioned this a while ago and I meant to put it on a list thanks for the reminder. Might've been you!
>>35031886I did yesterday
>>35031838Will telling women I read Plato and Dostoevsky dry they up?
>>35031881Dune seems a lot more intimidating than it is it's just slow with a lot of lore to remember.
>>35031888proof?
>>35031889found the Stoyc.
>she doesn't read Xeelee SequenceNGMI as wife material
>>35031838How the hell do women read more history
>>35031888ntaBut more men need to realise how much better walking feels with regular toenail trimming and with fresh socks each day
>>35031880Lots of potential, overhyped, 3/10.
>>35031869Why are you like this? >>35031883Why are YOU like this?
>>35031889MDostoyevsky yes, he's one of their least favorites. Plato is kind of basic.
>>35031884>And I can't lie, the idea of being treated to meals and such is appealing. I have never let men trying to court me buy things for me unless we were committedM, ntaThat's odd to me, I don't think that part is weird at all. Where I draw the line is sex outside of relationships because I'm not wired that way. I cannot disconnect sex from the emotional connection.
>>35031891I'll get the clippings out of the trash, one sec...
>>35031855I have to confess I write romance as a man. I use a female pen name
>>35031886Nah, I think I did that last week or something. They don't grow that fast.
>>35031889>Dostoevsky dry they upif she's an orthodox christian and/or russian, it will do the opposite
>>35031902no... eww.. yk what i meant
GenderHow often do you cut your fingernails? How often do you cut your toe nails? Do you do them all at the same time?
>>35031908f i cut my fingernails almost every day but with my mouth
>>35031739When is the date? Can you tell a friend his address as a safety precaution?
>>35031895This is people who go to good reads so a higher female user baseIt's not necessarily representative of the population overall
>>35031881dune is extremely accessible though..
>>35031909How about your toenails?
i feel dumb everyone here reads way more than i do
>>35031898>Why are YOU like this?You bring it out in me
>>35031916I don't, my book just sit on the shelves.
>>35031905Most young Russian women are leftists.>>35031906This isn't a cam whore thread. I'm not going to post feet. Go over to /soc/ if you want that.
>>35031914i use a clipper for those
>>35031913idk i dont think i would like it. too large scale for me
Women, do you want this?
>>35031923that one seems mean so no.
>>35031923Do you think a 338 RUM straight to the skull would be enough to take it out
>>35031822>he was already rich before marrying her so she didn't get much money from the divorce.Explain how that works.
>>35031901I think close to 100% of women wish there men all were like you in that way lol. I'm very ADHD and have always been dopamine-seeking, which contributes to my attitude on top of my natural personality>>35031911Next week. I definitely will be location-sharing with a friend, I forgot to mention that. I may ask her to check in on me as an extra precaution. I'm not planning to sleep over, I honestly don't want to do that even if I trusted the guy 100%.
I need hot soup.
>>35031923not really. i'm more into male characters who are masked/don't have visible faces but who are otherwise more or less normal humanoids inside the setting.
>>35031855>>35031903I feel bad for you saps, but I was the same way once. I'm glad I discovered evo psych/gender dynamics/masculinity when I did.
>>35031908FWhen they bother me. I file them instead of clipping if they're not too bad. I probably mess with some of my nails at least once a week. I don't even do all of the fingers on one hand at the same time most of the time. >>35031923Nah. Maybe a tentacle monster but large beasts don't do it for me.
>>35031932But he rapes you
>>35031936what why
>>35031937Nta, anon forgot to use a foid translation. He chooses you.
>>35031921Lame
>>35031930Will you be expected at work/class the next day?
>>35031933What is an evo psych?
>saturday/sunday>all tripfaggots who camp this thread to provoke and attentionwhore are nowhere to be seen
>>35031939oh lmao
>>35031939He growled possessively*
>>35031930Yo can we bang
>>35031942The theory of evolution applied to psychology.
>>35031946You're not chad
F>in this imaginary scenario I have the stupid power to make you dress as I instructI have a question to all genders, but mostly the men that are present.Would you dress differently if I said>I want you in White and BlackThan>I want you in Black and WhiteAnd why?
>>35031940foot fetishist?
>>35031949I am tho
>>35031948I thought everything was simple but when I come here everyones tsudying shit about how to be a human. I just don't get it.
>>35031952Height and penis size?
>>35031950MYesThe first color is the predominant one and the other is for accentsSo it'd be like a white suit vs a black suit
>>35031941I will, but not until mid-day. Honestly he lives really close to my university but I just don't want to sleep over at some guy's house that I just met. Despite the fact that he will have already been inside of me I'll feel like I'm intruding too much and also find it to be too intimate. Actually I do have a question related to this but how do I deal with a man's post-nut clarity assuming he will have it..? Will he show signs? How long do I stay before making my exit... I have only slept with my boyfriends so there wasn't any of that to deal with.>>35031946Maybe! Match with me on a dating app
>>35031926Probably, but I'd want a semi-auto instead of a bolt action. There's a 300winmag AR-15.
>>35031950fi like his answer >>35031957
>>35031954Everyone here is autistic. Being human doesn't come naturally to us. We have to study.
>>35031950People upending common usages bothers me greatly.
>>350319566ft and 7in>>35031959But how will I know it's you
>>35031959I'm not sure, I've only had sex with my girlfriend, and we cuddle after.
>>35031965Her date is probably 6'2+ and 7.5"+
>>35031967Gay
>>35031971I'm a guy.
>>35031970Don't care
>>35031959>Maybe! Match with me on a dating appBut matches mean nothing to female creatures. Bitches I actually got to fuck always texted me first. I did get a few dates if I texted first, but it's not worth the effort anymore if most of you whores are attention farming or orbiter collecting. Now I just wait for the horny bitches to text me first.
is owning guns as a woman a red flag for moids?
whats the point of lifting all this weight when my face is the reason femanon will never do this to me
figured id ask women directly.women, what would the correct course of action be?what the fuck are you supposed to do if a female is working out basically half naked infront of youdont know if this type of post is allowed. dont intend for this to be a vent post, looking for solutions.so obviously younger women dress provocatively at the gym. not a problem, im all for personal freedom.i make a hard point though to NEVER stare at a womans body in general, I also only look them in the nose or in the forehead when I talk to them so there's no mistake that I'm not flirting with them. i am kinda handsome so women tend to assume I'm flirting with them, sometimes women stare at me, etc.but heres the thing. i might be on an exercise machine. or on the treadmill. then theres a half naked woman working out infront of me, especially if they come in after ive already started what do i do then? if i turn my head i could easily snap something. itd be uncomfortable to avert my gaze to anything directly infront of me as well. what do i do in these situations? not working out, its easy, i stare at something to my left or right. but what do i do in regards to this type of gym scenario?the most extreme case of this was this woman in a sports bra and some skin tight panty thing that started using the assisted pullup machine infront of the leg press i was using. i turned my head, realized that felt off then just started scowling and then i stopped leg pressing and she and her boyfriend looked at me
>>35031954I had to study to stop being a sappy fag.
>>35031972I know. Gay
>>35031965Advertise your 4chan use on your profile, that way the only match you'll get is me
>>35031976its a green flag
>>35031976Green flag
>>35031959why would you go on a date on a sunday?
>>35031976Yes. What do you need all those for you silly girl, you'll hurt yourself
>>35031965are you that rapist
>>35031982>>35031983yay
>>35031975I actually am seeing the person who sent me a another text two weeks after the first one because I paused my Hinge profile and forgot about how it still lets men match with you if you already liked their profile. But that's not a bad strategy. I agree that dating apps are really brutal for men who are not chad>>35031984I'm not. I don't have class every weekday
>>35031930Don't ride him, and make sure you spend most of the time in doggystyle. That way he'll be tired, but your legs will still be fresh if you have to run away!
>>35031965Reminder that 7 inches is an average penis size!!!
>>35031989How chadly is your hookup?
>>35031981Come on everyone and their grandma uses 4chan in the big 26>>35031986Bro who is "that rapist" I've never raped anyone
>>35031977that thread on /fit/ was really funny and had some really retarded redpill post takes
>>35031993>Come on everyone and their grandma uses 4chan in the big 26NTA. I wish it were so. I want to plap a slutty femchud
My plan to get rid of coffee jitters is to just keep drinking coffee and have a baseline level of caffeine until my body develops an extreme tolerance
>>35031994its depressing really.You get your goal body and you gain nothing in return. The game was rigged before you even started playing
i need an asexual bf
>>35031989>I'm not. I don't have class every weekday>college guy has a housei hate rich people
>>35031999you found a sexual bf.
>>35032001sigh
if i cheated on my wife and she didnt kill me i would cry because it would mean she never loved me..
>>35031999You need testosterone injections to repair your sex drive
>>35032003Why else would people get together?If you're truly one of those human scum like woman, then just go get into findom, you'll lose your soul and potentially be murdered but who cares.
>>35032007what??
Hey femanon Nice hips*Sweats and strains not to touch you inappropriately*
>>35032008you want a guy around that takes care of you and is denied sexual intimacy, that's findom.
>>35032011i take care of myself and i work hard. i want someone who wants to spend time with me but neiher of us want sex
Women if I was your bf would you let me bench press you
>>35032009except kittenpostershe has hipdips
>>35032013You want a friend
Today I will remind them
>>35032017that would be nice. a friend to live with until the end.
>>35031992He's attractive to me and I am very, very picky about looks on dating apps. In person it's much different story but that's kind of the reality of the apps.>>35032000I'm older than the average undergrad and he's late twenties with a very well paying and respectable job. And you don't need to be rich to have a schedule like mine, I just got lucky this semester...
>>35032019Why not date women
>>35032019and fuck
>>35032009Thanks.
>>35032018ironically true dominance is not giving a fuck about her preferences
>>35032023no fucking allowed.>>35032022idk.
>>35032027more like unspoken secret fucking
>>35032024I WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOUR BABY OVEN argh fuck there I said it
>>35032028never.
>>35032034Your pussy game is probably insane. You could kill a man with that thing
>>35032013>i take care of myself and i work hard. okay and?>I do not want sexthat's fine, but everyone else does and you need to accept that you are not qualified to be in a relationship or even to have a friendship. you are for the streets.
>>35032018>straight men rule the world>all other demographics overwhelmingly prefer dominant partnershuh, that actually explains a lot of the way society is structured. Bi men being the only other exception strangely makes sense too.
>>35032040hopefully ill find someone who doesn't want sex.
>>35032043there is nobody like that to find. sex is a basic human need. maybe you'd also like to find someone that doesn't want to breath because that is what you are hunting.
>>35032046i'll keep searching. or become a stereotypical cat lady.
>>35032049cats won't like you, they admire passion and character
>>35031929No fault divorce. Only stuff acquired during marriage is split 50/50 and both parties keep whet they had before the marriage
>>35032051oh shut up
>>35032042>straight men rule the worlduuuuh why do these "straight men" always pose in front of a table with their stupid family wearing stupid tiny hats in front of a stupid 7-armed candelabra each hannukkah?would these "powerful white straight men" eat a burger patty with a slice of american cheese on top?
>>35032054t. pouncelessunpounceable
>>35032052Good so it's time to pull the good ol' "now I can get fat" on foids.
Femanons, how smol are you?
>>350320606ft smol
>>35032018Male submissives??? What is your cope???
Trolley problem but it’s one white person and a hundred thirdworlders
>>35032062perfect height
TRollolololo!
>>35032062pls be in london
>>35032070>londonsounds like a terrifying place desu
>have an ugly bastard fetish>can't get off without picturing an ugly fat balding 40+ creep nutting in me>think that the men in my dating pool will naturally get uglier and creepier as i age and gain mileage>instead men get handsomer and more insistent on making it work and marrying me>the old fatsos who harassed me at 10-20 y/o vanish into thin airWhat do I do, I love my bf but I'm afraid I'm going to die without trying ugly bastard sex
>>35032073that's just the meme, I'm in America
Is liking white women brown coded now? I like place blondes but I don't want to be thought of as brown for this preference.
>>35032077Only if you're nonwhite.
>>35032077liking your own race is black-coded but it's also black-coded to leave a black woman's ass for a white girl
>>35031957>>35031961YESThank you.My older brother was invited to an important function where dress code is>White and blackHe said "Zebra is a zebra that is the colour of zebra"With this I can maybe tell him to just do white pants, white shirt, black best and silvery white tie with a silver tieclip if he cant afford the jacket. Even if he cant afford the jacket so he doesnt look like a fool.
>>35032082Are you trying to make that nigga look like Michael Jackson wtf is this function
>>35032080>>35032081I'm white
>>35032087me too (my mom is black my dad is white)
>>35032083his female boss from work is getting married, all workers invited, male dress code was>White and blackFemale dress code was>Black and whiteSome theme thing. I wasnt invited. I think she wants to be the only woman in white
MalesIf I just walk up to one of you and ask you to be my sperm donor out of the blue, is that a yes or no? Either as a stranger, or if there's a little awkward history between us?
>>35032094you know courts ruled that a sperm donor has to pay child support?
>>35032094def notyou'll just demand child support later
>>35032094>there's a little awkward history between us?I keep a locking garrote in my left rear pocket for such occasions
men would u date a girl who is in love with u?
>>35032100I would never date a cheating liar willingly.
How long has the job search been this shit. I’m looking for a new job after years and LinkedIn is absolute garbage right now.The search is broken and apparently is Ai-ified si it’s been worse. A simple search for my occupation gives me 1000s of results, with 500+ being unrelated jobs I have to sift through to find jobs related to my search. Not to mention the lack of filters.And why do half of these dumb fucking jobs require you to make an account on a separate website, AND THEN ask you to insert information from your resume into text boxes.It turns what could be a 1-5 minute job application into 10-15
>>35032101thats not what i said
>>35032100no such thing
>>35032095>>35032096I'm not a femnigger and I'll probably be a multimillionaire before 35 so idc, but I recognize a stranger doesn't know that so yeah that's a hurdle.>>35032098Well unfortunately for me I'm not Brad Pitt
>>35032093>. I think she wants to be the only woman in whiteLolI think a black vest and white pants/shirt might end up looking a bit like a onesie though
>>35032094No. That's a strange question to ask. If I walked up to you and asked you if I could impregnate you despite us being complete strangers, how would you feel? It would be weird, no?
>>35032094Sure I'd breed you if there's no strings attached
>>35032094Do I look like I want to pay child support?
>>35032074moidhands etc
>>35032102jobs are for people with connections.even having a linkedin or social media presence is a huge red flag to any employer, implicit desperation, incompetence, friendlessness, ngmi
>>35032114Men only want to fuck attractive people
Bait used to be believable
>>35031630Sounds like a femme fatale. Go her!
>>35031630Women trickstab me on the stairs
she's so cool it hurts
>>35032113F.ntaI have "known" you from this thread long enough that I have my own headcanon where you have 6 to 16 children, some of which you dont know about.You also Crossdress and look like vtuber Nerissa Ravencroft. Are a cannibal and call your victims "bagel".So... you might actually pay child support.And I'm sorry for my wild imagination
tfw no weighted blanket bf
>>35032125What.
>>35032102What do you need a job for?
>>35032125Begone, diddyfoid!!!
Why are you snooping in my window and playing with yourself?
>>35032125Well... I can't fault an active imagination.
>>35031849>Yes, I'm contemplating a "hoe phase"Men, what's the point of romance when your future wife thinks like this?
Did you have a good Caturday anon?
atoga moid
>>35032094I'd do it then hope you have fun raising an epileptic.
>>35032139I got high and ate a burrito.
>>35032100Not after the love of my life left me, cause it'll likely end anyway.
>>35032143whyd she leave? maybe theres a chance u can get her back
>>35032140Did we have another bear incident?
>>35032147no thats just what u guys look like (compliment)
>>35032145I fixed her too good, she decided she wanted something else.
>>35032148You'd pick an incel over the bear?
How do I extend my lifespan by a few hundred years so I have more chances to be a winner and not a loser?
>>35032150>>35032147>>35032140I used to have this ability, it went away after I stopped taking Bipolar meds, but I used to have this ability to see the ghosts of any animal I ate the meat of.Once I saw a bear when I bit into a sausage I got from a country store in rural Georgia. But another time I was at a restaurant eating what I thought was bacon and I saw the ghosts of a family of human beings, including two young children.
>>35032151take a page from elon and go full 'lisk mode. ai, crypto, devote yourself and you might make it.
He has been smuggling weapons that turn people gay, and delivering them to a homosexual country to use against its adversaries. They will make planet Earth a gay place to stay.
>>35032149thats awful of her to do , im sorry, atleast its better she revealed that part of herself to u sooner than later>>35032150if ur talking abt the man vs bear argument im picking the man, i just thought the plush was cute>>35032154were the human meat-bacon tasty at least
>>35032157We must tell Alex Jones at once!He'll get that Obama, you'll see
I will never live in the future and be an astronaut on some kind of star trek :(
>>35032157I had a smut idea that a disease made everyone gay and unable to reproduce, except for a fraction of a percent of people who were immune. So they were captured and put into compounds to produce kids. But instead of a dystopian prison they go the Norway route and make it a luxury hotel, so the straights can focus on fucking with impunity. But all the food and water is laced with drugs and fertility boosters.
>>35032154Did they give you real sausage or a plant based one?
>>35032163Don’t let your dreams be memes anon.
Concerning the "pickme" discourse: do women, as a class, have some consistent set of values by which to judge other women, irrespective of men's values, deviance from which constitutes class betrayal?I'm not convinced that they do. I think those values might be just arbitrary mean girl bullshit from top to bottom.
>>35032093>I think she wants to be the only woman in whitehttps://youtu.be/s74XSGVVly0
>>35032162Ironically InfoWars started dropping way more bona fide truth bombs after it got bought by The Onion
>>35032170women cannot self-report
Does anyone else obsessively watch news media footage from the 1970s and imagine what being in early adulthood back then would have been like?
men, does it matter to u that ur gf shares the same political views as you? could u date a pro choice gf or pro life only?
>>35032177Well, that depends. I'm very pro-cop and pro-military but I'm also very pro-welfare state and pro-social programs so I'm not a 100% fit with most women of either stripe.
>>35032177i need her to be explicitly pro-white/western civilization. and white herself obviously. most other things can be debated.
>>35032177I'm not an especially political person, but if she's one of the crazies that's gonna be a no.
>>35032182what does it mean to be pro copdoes it for further than just showing support via blue lives matter?
>>35032177I will no longer consider a "partner" that has views or wants to.
>>35032189what does this mean>>35032183those are more social ideologies, not political ones, modern society has just made wanting those things political
>>35032170Dudes don't have a consistent set either. For most people it's just "do you think like I do". Some guys think slaying tons of pussy is based, some think it's degen
>>35032177f.From what I know about men trough my ex, father, brother, cousins and uncles.>rural anonetteThey do not give a damn. like literally. If you are not like "We should all be behind this political thing X" they never even ask, think whoever mentioned that political thing a weirdo, and if they mention it again, they think its someone who is asking to pick trough their own stool to find what used to be their teeth.They dont talk politics even between themselves. They go in, vote and shut up about it forever.I appreciate men, we should all learn to shut our mouths
>>35032191fleshlight
>>35032126Need.
Should I travel to Russia for neurosurgery?
>>35032196Bitch you ARE the weighted blanket
>>35032192Well, I do know I've seen both pro- and anti-tranny feminists throw "pickme" around, to name an example.
>>35032199Is it because the part of your nervous system that enables internet access was removed, so now you're having withdrawal symptoms from internet addiction while you gradually waste all your money on drugs to replace the dopamine boost?
>>35032187It means thinking the "abolish the police departments" discourse that was really big several years ago is fucking dumb as shit.
Son
>>35032137What's the issue buddy
>>35032126Tfw no charlie to crush
>>35032209heung min son
>>35032214He has been sodomized, and the semen in his rectum has disturbed his mental health
>>35032214dont u ever wish to be layed on by a big man instead
George W. Bush is still alive. Would you suck his penis if he ever propositioned you to give him a beejay?
>>35032218No. What kind of freak would like that?
>>35032221No. He should paint with his penis tho.
>>35032222>What kind of freak would like that?JH?
>>35032222
>>35032218She's mentally ill like you but in the opposite way
>>35032201I want something more egalitarian in this next relationship which is why the guy Im seeing is massive.
Upon her naked corpse, will you enact a carnal horror?
>>35032232>mental illness is when ur type in men isnt typical chad
https://youtu.be/an0rZ-knfpImoids i hear u like this game.
My anus has been savaged. I have been defiled. And now I am bleeding from my rectum. From the terror and trauma enacted upon me by the cocks of homosexual rapists. They have maddened my mind and poisoned my soul. I will never be the same, after the homosexual abuse I have endured.
>>35032235Mental illness is when your type is either exclusively obese lards or rail thin manlet twinks
>>35031106Hopelessly retarded because of you babe
>>35032236It was alright
>>35031368I think a run down mall would be better.
Why is there so much semen on my scalp?
>>35032236I'm more stalker fan
Would you ever humiliate yourself by appearing as a guest on Caleb Hammer's Financial Audit show?
>>35032259No.Fat chaser might tho. But he lost weight.
For anons who have been in therapy, do you take what you have learned and analyze other people in your life?
Why is there a male penis emerging through the screen of my cell phone and bursting out, wiggling? Should I suck it or jerk it off?
>>35031565Consider you may die before you get a chance to confess and will go straight to hell
>>35032263When I went to therapy they put me on psychological medications that made my penis get really big and wiggle around in my pants. I got a talking to for sexual harassment at work because my bulge was too huge and my giant dick was moving around too much in my pants. Why oh why did my psychiatrist give me a psychological boner pill to cure my autism?
>>35032263I've never been to therapy but I do this
>>35032265You accidentally hit the fleshlight button instead of the flashlight button, so some rando started fucking it. Would not recommend, who knows where it's been.
>>35032256why are they stalking?
Can you dance like Mr. Wiggles? Or are you suffering in your soul?
>>35031565>well shit I guess I may as well go ahead and break my own legs since medicine exists
>>35032270Eastern european mutants aka russians
>>35032242whats wrong w being into fat guys exclusively
>>35032271At first I thought you meant The Wiggles
>>35032066MHundred thirdworlders
>>35032275>What's wrong with being into extremely unhealthy slobs No use talking about it to you so I'll stop here
>>35032238Dam bro, hope you get better
>>35032282im into them cuz how they look not cuz their health status
>>35032140Im not that fat, and I have an ok chest, shoulders and arms because push ups is the only excersize I do.
Do you like Bible Movies?
>>35032291No. I like disaster/thriller movies.
You cuck
Women, do you think your bf has a fetish he is keeping from you? What would you guess that is?
>>35032296I would guess armpits.
the depression monster is back
>>35032298Why? Did you get pumped and dumped?
>>35032298aw no he wet the bed
F.Last week someone posted about Malfoid.I only thought its an enemies to lovers trope.Its much more than that.It has romeo & juliet vibes too. That kind of romance that feels more earned than coming from nowhere like with Ginny or Cho Chang.>Not only is "malfoids" family the protagonists enemies>A scene where its like first or second years where Harry visits their house could have been awesome>they are in opposing school houses too>Forcibly opposed "lovers" would have also complicated the simpler aspects of the series>Could have given the books chapters out of someone elses pov than a gryffindorThings from "Malfoids" fathers perspective could have been gold too, and made their defection from Voldemort at the end more meaningful and impactful.>like "I love my daughter, but what about my master?>that kind of dealI genuinely ship this now, even if I am slow to the trend. Thank you to the anon who talked about it last week.This was a genuinely fun rabbit hole to dig myself into
I need wealthy mysterious benefactors
>>35032298Instead of the Depression Monster, you should embrace the Sex Monster.
I need pussy
Seeing pretty girls just makes me think of her and how much I'd like to hold her and look at her right now
Seeing pretty girls makes me think about how soft and squishy the mist feel
the depression monster suggested i drink wine, it is so smart.
>>35032312>the mistNigga you are fading into the gray nothing, you will never see the light of day again.
kitten starting her alcoholic arc, wouldn't have guessed
>>35032313Not for kittens
men, can i do this to ur armpit?
>>35032317its a self fulfilling prophecy
>>35032313F.I do 50% cola, 50% red wine. Makes the wine last longer.Sometimes I do lemon or lime slices I have soaked overnight in large crystals of sugar.>sugar doesnt really absorb into the lemon or lime, but absorbs a bit of the acidicity that dissolves into the wine quickly
>>35032320I guess, how do you feel about eating moid ass?
>>35032323no thanksi dont even want my own butt atei'd give his knob a lil lick tho
>>35032322>Sugar and acid plus sugar and acidMy teeth...
I get hit on at bars all the time but it's always by women I'm not interested in. Do I just have to approach women that I'm interested in instead? How do I do that and how do I invite them to my apartment after the bar?
Foids, are you ok? What is wrong with you that you flip out over glasses. That is actually not an iced coffee glass, it's called can-shaped glass, or sometimes a soda-can glass.The proper glass to drink iced coffee is a double-walled borosilicate glass. That's the proper fucking glass. Foids.
>>35032333This nigga getting preyed on by the local bar cougars
>>35032336No, just local tortas and the occasional mid mexican woman that's a little too dark for my liking
>>35032341The USA is a hellhole
>>35032329>My teeth...
>>35032302What if they because friendsWhat specifically about them breeding each other changes the trope other than creating a griffindore slytherine dual citizen
>>35032343Yep being attractive and white is honestly pretty brutal unless you're super normal. It's a shame how all the hot brown and yellow girls stick to 5/10 dudes just because they're the same race and the white woman want a dude that will watch football, play golf, and take them to a lake on a boat
Women when you're having sex do you imagine little hearts floating up from you two and popping in the air
>>35031097>Like the idea of being with someone, one day marrying and having my own family>Know what I'm like and that I am terrible at maintaining even platonic relationships and hate the idea of constantly thinking of things to do to keep a gf entertained and hated it when I was in that positionWhat do you do in this situation?
>>35032335Imagine being married to that.
>>35032335You expect me to remember what cup is what in this economy? This Christmas I will probably gave 2 new mugs I won’t need
>>35032359If being a stay at home parent is so easy, why aren't there more men doing it?
>>35032361It's gay
dropkick a moid into a pit of fire. drown a moid in his own semen. roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete.
>>35032361Yeah why aren't men doing the stay at home parent thing?
>>35032347Then it wouold be the same vanilla story as in the books.It lacks that final thing that would truly make it a coming of age story of young people breaking rules. One breaking trough generational indoctrination, the one pulling the other out of it.Again leaning to Romeo & Juliet trope
>>35032365Hi :)
is it bad that i lost him because i was too scared to have sex? Should i have just gotten over it and not cared so much? Should i have just let him fuck me?
>>35032374no, you should only have sex, especially ur first time, when u feel up to it, that includes being w a partner who respects that,
>>35032374Would you lose your virginity to a bbc?
>>35032361Why do women want to work?
>>35032296anything but cucking or pedophilia or poop plz
>>35032374Nah, you made the right choice.
>>35032374Never let a man pressure you into having sex. Men are never worth it.
How do I reverse pasportbro?I need a european husband, I want to move to Europe
>>35032384What's stopping you
>>35032365>dropkick a moid into a pit of fire. Implying you could pick me up high enough to dropkick>drown a moid in his own semen. I can't cum hard enough for that to be possible. Unless you're offering to help drain me over a year? >I doroundhouse kick a moid into the concrete.That could technically work, if you didn't have little twig legs.
>>35032386Where do I meet them, how do I talk to them, how do I not get pumped and dumped?
Atoga rimworld colony
>>35032374Should you have allowed yourself to get manipulated into sex? No.>>35032384>How do I reverse pasportbro?>I need a european husband, I want to move to EuropeOutside of a few exceptions, it's not that special.
>>35032376Der cuck
>>35032389>Where do I meet themEurope>how do I talk to themWith your mouf>how do I not get pumped and dumped?Same as always? Idk. Have you never dated before
>>35032383>>35032392he was a nice guy, i like him. He is sweet and thoughtful. I want him back
I'm tired of manhunting.MOIDSState your height, weight, ethnicity, facial symmetry, annual salary, hairline status, dick length and girth, body count, overall physical and mental health, hobbies, number of friends, and opinions on women
Do they make nice foids? The ones irl are as bitchy as the ones on here
>>35032401Nah, the only thing I have going for me is my height
>>35032398You said he's into hookups. You're delusional because he pretended to be sweet for 2 months hoping he'd get you to fuck him by then.
>>35032374How old are you? Are you even old enough to post here?
>>35032401I'm tall white fit and have a really nice woman pleasing dick
>>35032401You could not pay me to get involved with another woman from 4chan.
>>3503240522 sadly
>>35032407>anotherWhat happened to the first?
>>35032401F.You forgot to ask the status of venereal diseases, possible inheritance from the boomer generation, what kind of car they have, if it has been paid or do they still have loans such as student/car/mortgageSloppy...
>>35032402No.
>>35032410A bunch of baloney.
>>35032397>>Where do I meet them>EuropeI wouldn't have to ask if I was in Europe. I mean where do I meet them when they're outside of Europe
>>35032378What if his fantasy is a sex slave that gives bjs on demand?
I wanted to buy this humbucker at first but now I'm second guessing myself, idk what to get, argh
>>35032402They're often worse in my experience. I haven't interacted with many women since meeting my gf in 2020 though.
>>35032416America or Australia or French Guyana or other witr countries. If you live in Nigeria you're gonna have problems unless you loiter near tourist areas or work as a safari guide or whatever they do there
>>35032401>>35032412>not a single question about personality
>>35032420>5 year gfJust marry her already
>>35032421>If you live in Nigeriahow the fuck do you know???
i want to live in NYC, how do i get a job in NYC?
>>35032425I remember you
>>35032402They’re rare, just like the nice men are rare
>>35032424This nigga still living in 2025
>>35032424I'm hoping her dad will wake up from his coma so I can ask for his blessing.
>>35032432Lmfao
>>35032423I forgot men have low EQ and can't infer personality from a person's mental health, hobbies, number of friends, and opinions on women
>>35032428they dont have aliyah for brooklyn
>>35032426I think you have to apply for those.
>>35032437Could have fooled me the last time I was there desu
>>35032426it's not too hard.
>>35031225Update: I only talked to my friend. I probably could have chatted up some of the girls playing pool, but I hadn't seen my friend in a long time so I just stuck with him. None of the other girls in the place even looked in our direction.
>>35032442People like to pretend it’s impossible, even people raised there. It’s annoying
>>35032444it's really not that bad. but the living expenses are exorbitant in some areas.
Why do women hate buzz cuts so much?
>>35032447they're unflattering and lack style
>>35032439>>35032442but what do i need to get hired?>>35032441id have to get an arranged marriage and bare feet to integrate into the hassidim, might also lose the respect of my family
>>35032436>rely on assumptions instead of knowledgeMaybe that's why basic bitches always end up with a string of shitty exes?
>>35032447This is why I got one
>>35032451why the f wh whyare you asking the most vague fucking GIVE ME YOUR CV AND I'LL TELL YOU FUCK
>>35032447They do? That's funny, those were the guys getting pussy when I was young
>>35032452Believing what he says about his personality over the internet is relying on an assumption too, retard.
>>35032447I have no clue but I still think about this super hot photographer chick with a buzzcut. Maybe I'm gay.
>>35032451>but what do i need to get hired?Relevant experience and qualifications, social skills.
>>35032372TouchéI’m unfamiliar with HP lore, are there any minor characters with interhouse relationships? I think it would break the feel of the series if it wasn’t accompanied by the whole gang being shown capable of pairing up with other houses, showing that houses normally get along and are cooperative specialists not tribalist
You don't actually need any qualifications to get a good job. You just need to be disarmingly charismatic and good at bullshitting. They'll hire you and by the time they realize you don't know shit about fuck you'll already have had some paychecks and can move onto another job.
>>35032456Believing anything we say on 4chan is a leap of faith. Yet you still chose all the most shallow criteria. Maybe this is why you're having to hunt for man instead of being chosen?
>>35032466ok anon go get hired as a neurosurgeon then
>>35032467Bro took the post seriously
men do you like nose rings?
>>35032470It has happened believe it or not
>>35032472no
>>35032472Nah.
6 matches on dating app surely i'll be out of there in like a week
>>35032473u lie..
>>35032472A little stud is fine. A septum piercing like a pig or an ork is disgusting.
>>35032454Im a junior almost senior undergrad, i go to a US t20 university (t5, possibly #1 public university). I study computer science and applied mathemats (mathematical biology concentration). my projects include writing GPU kernels, mathematical models for biology, graphics pipelines, with some HTML sprinkled in. I have two research experiences in education and computational geometry. I am a teaching assistant in a geometry course. I have some extracurricular experience with nonprofit accounting, art, and STEM education. My main programming languages are in the C family, particularly C++ but i also know python and javascript from course and projectwork. My mathematics are strongest in advanced geometry but i have also taken a lot of analysis, algebra, numerical methods, and discrete math courses. I want to do a masters in scientific computing right after i graduate, if i can.I also wear 32DDs and can curl my hair really good
>>35032472I don't hate em but they're not my thing. It drives me nuts when they're uneven thoTbh I thought women just got them because they know a lot of guys don't like it
>>35032471It's just a prank, bro
>>35032481>t5, possibly #1 public universitylol UMich ain't allat
>>35032481u must be one of the few girls in most of ur courses then right? surely ur plenty of guys' crushes so go find urself a nice bf who wont pressure u for sex, i believe in u!
>>35032472Can I bite it to make it go tck tck tck against my teeth
>>35032486shuddup its still a good school
>>35032472they dont make girls more cute if that's what you're asking
Women do you want to do that thing from the movies where you see your man in the distance after a long time apart and then you run into his arms while shouting his name and he picks you up and spins you around
>>35032487Most of my courses are like 40% female actually, but when i was in my GPU exam i did a headcount>40 men, 5 girls. I was the only girl that wasnt east asian
>>35032481you clearly have the requirements, just research graduate programs and job requirements. not sure why you've come here to seek approval.
>>35032493It will never happen to me anyway
>>35032496But do you want it to
>>35032494>Most of my courses are like 40% female actually,wow even ur comp sci classes?thats nuts, ig the gender tides really are shifting
>>35032495because I have many mental disorders
>>35032500What was your frat boy ex studying?
>>35032426It smells like straight ass in some places. And in other parts they complain about having to use garbage recepticles for curb collection.*side eye emoji*
I worry I harbor too deep a hatred for French Canadians but they make it so easy and I've yet to meet a good one in person
>>35032505xqc is a cool guy
>>35032505The women are so hot though
>>35032499>ig the gender tides really are shiftingnot really, its just that most CS courses are also taken by a lot of non-CS students and a lot of female students often change majors due to culture fit. Once you get to the real computer science courses the female percentage is more like 25% but certain courses can be really bad (like the GPU course)that said i think the female percentage is increasing only because the male percentage is decreasing, because CS was the choice major for uninspired young boys that just go to college because they think they have to but arent really passionate about anything so just pick whatever sounds the safest. (the female equivalent is nursing or psych). I dont think this really applies to my school though because people here performed too well in high school to be apathetic about major selection.
>>35032502business
Men, do you like the spooder in echoes of wisdom?
>>35032508They are also uber insane >>35032507Never met him in person
>>35032513I am shocked
>>35032513Lol
>>35032515ntagi wish spiders looked like that irl instead ofbeing nightmare fuel
So a woman around my age complimented my voice. I've get those quite often but I think I've only gotten that from women around my age demographic about two times. What does one do with a "good" voice?
>>35032466Your nervous system must hate you
>>35032519Me too, lil bro. Me too.
I love how huge of a range atoga has>bumfuck poor niggas who have no money and live with their parents>rich anons who are bored out of their minds posting here for funs
>>35032525>>rich anons who are bored out of their minds posting here for funsand who are these?
>>35032527none of the namefags that's for sure.
>>35032520Record bf simulator vocaroos for femanons to shlick to
I'm convinced women don't like prostitution because it give men easy access to sex without dealing with bullshit
>>35032527Korra claims to make like 200k and the son of a Turkish millionaire that I met here once sent me 50 dollars for shits
>>35032505Everyone I know who has lived in Quebec says the same
>>35032525Gaz aside, the brokies are usually more interesting.
>>35032532MI don't like prostitution because it's degenerate.
>>35032177No, all that matters is1: She doesn't get her opinions directly from social media.2: She can actually discuss them responsibly and tolerate differences in opinion.
>>35032533>the son of a Turkish millionaire that I met here once sent me 50 dollars for shitsHasan's secret bastard
>>35032532Women don't like it because men have zero respect for prostitutes or the woman they're cheating on with the prostitute
>>35032538Your ex fails both criteria spectacularly
>>35032494>only white girl of 4 asian girlsYou literally have your pick of the litter (hehe) but you're still bemoaning about turning down some retarded frat guy who wants to pump and dump youlollmao, evenDon't worry I made the same mistake chasing a sexy and exciting exchange chick last year and I'm telling you from my own lessons learned from hurt. Take your time, don't rush it.I know a few very smart girls who xferred from my uni to umich that know how to wisely handle being around large quantities of men who are interested in them and I think you should try to befriend some of the foid graduate students in CS/Engineering for that reason, but take your time discerning them before believing everything another girl tries to teach you.>>35032513hold up you made me laugh even harder now
>>35032532I don't like it because it makes women sad.
>>35032481The worst atoga women still have 9001iq while atoga men are....lol. What HAVE atoga men accomplished that compared to fucking kittenposter of all women?
>tfw my field is 70% women but they're all married
>>35032542I do not get my politics from social media, actually.
>>35032546I've had sex.
>>35032547Waited too long feild.
>>35032177Yes because I don't want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlnYeUF04dM to happen to me
>>35032550>moid successfully overpowered and raped the weaker sexWow.
>>35032532im glad degen things like prostitution exists cuz if a man ever admits to having indulged in it, it provides as instant and easy deal breaker instead of a girl having to waste her time to figure that out abt him later on.and the same goes for men as well, a woman being a prostitute is a quick tell that she's a degenerate herself and he can ditch her before he’s in too deep. society isnt facing a gender issue, its facing a lust-driven degen issue controlled by the impure (nonvirgins)
>>35032541I think that ex prostie that used to post said most guys were decent.
>>35032541What's disrespectful about it? I want a massage or an electrician, I go and buy one
>>35032558Men don't view prostitutes as human.
>>35032543Nigga her entire class is probably all Indians and scraggly Asian twinks or terrifying autistic ThinkPad guys
>>35032519Jumping spiders are pretty cute. Same with velvet spiders, sometimes.
>>35032546I have equity and a career n shit
>>35032546>believing every detail of a larpGet real. She's here, isn't she? She's a fucking retard like the rest of us.
>>35032177Call me old fashioned but I like women who like kids. I don't think I'd mesh well with a gal who views a fetus as just some random thing
>>35032554Most men can't do that so he's winning
>>35032565I’m not a retard. I’m just insane.
>>35032549So it's just your opinions on legal cases?
>>35032559Nobody views fast food workers or retail employees as human either
>>35032532Not really. Women can't gatekeep sex like the gender stereotypes claim. A man who can get hookups will get hookups with someone else. The only thing women can gatekeep is herself.>Why hate prostitutes?They drain the men's money. Getting bodycount from sluts is preferred or desirable.
GenderWhat are you dressing up as for halloween?
>>35032573They aren't you have to be completely bottom of the barrel genetically to work at McDonald's
>>35032575fa puppy
>>35032572Yes.I will fight Patrick Clancy with my bare hands.
>>35032557>I think that ex prostie that used to post said most guys were decentWasn't she a dominatrix? That's different
>>35032563>schizo losing it over a one letter typoLol
>>35032546I beat the OoTxMM randomizer I was working on last night.
>>35032575MA white man.
>>35032546>thinks im accomplishedim just some random ass student with autism and depression. Im not especially smart >>35032543Well they also get to pick the girls outside class, its not like we only exist in this classroom. I chat with a lot of my classmates these days and nothing has come of it. >I think you should try to befriend some of the foid graduate students in CS/Engineering for that reason,i cant lie ive never found them. there are plenty in math but theyre into pure math so>know how to wisely handle being around large quantities of men who are interested in themi cant lie i just dont think the men i hang out with in the math and CS departments are interested in me. If they are interested in me then im literally just unaware. I dont usually ever know when a man is interested in me and im told by some observers i struggle with that but i think they dont see me as a potential mate
>>35032576Copy paste, prostitutesIf all someone has is their body to sell, they aren't very useful
who is the hottest femanon in atoga?
>>35032530I meant career or hobbywise. I don't even think women masturbate to men's voices unless the voice is from a well known man.
>>35032575A nice guy I'm going to paint a cardboard pumpkin to put infront of my house and give out candy until I get bored
>>35032481>I also wear 32DDsLies, we have seen your tits, theyre a b cup
>>35032589Birdanon
>>35032573>Nobody*Men, proving yet again that empathy is a foreign concept to them
>>35032575(marginally) sexy minecraft mob. Still need to go get the bikini actually
>>35032581Really the whole sentence sucks, anon.
>>35032593She's mid and flabby
>>35032596You are esl if you can't comprehend that.
>>35032595Imagine squeezing her breasts and running your hands along her waist and hips
>>35032589Korra poster is constantly in heat for women. So her.
>>35032597That wasn't the question
>>35032594Women have a massive disrespect problem with people they view as below them
>>35032599mine or the girls in the picrel?
>>35032594NTA. When I worked fast food it was by far the women who gave me the most hassle.
>>35032589i dont know her but i've seen several anons say london is a stacy. i've never seen her post here though
>>35032603The skeleton's, you have no waist
any moids here with phds (pretty huge dicks)?
>>35032607They all lie about having big penises here.Cept Exhibanon.
>>35032607Hey
men what matters morea girls face or body?
>>35032598Oh I can comprehend it. It just reads like something my teenaged nephew would write.
>>35032607What qualifies
>>35032551>tfw in my mid 20sfeels bad
>>35032589She retired I think
>>35032589>her
>>35032607huge is 8.5-9 so no, i'm half an inch short
>>35032607Whenever I mentioned my girth last thread several people commented on it
>>35032613This is the internet, get over yourself faggot
>>35032607Not huge, but big. Sometimes I wish my dick was bigger even though I know there's such a thing as too big for most women.
>>350326188 is still pretty huge
>>35032589>who is the hottest femanon in atoga?Probably Bird. London was also a dime, but I think she's gone.
>>35032611face fore sure. nothing like a girl with big eyes and nice lips
>>35032611Face
>>35032615Should have socialized and found a woman attractive while in school.
>>35032611They will tell you it's face but actually it's body
>>35032607mine is 5.5" erect non bone pressed. does that quality as huge?
>>35032611Face.
>>35032626On a 400 lbs body
>>35032611Eyes are the only feature that can stay beautiful indefinitely.
>>35032630anon, I...
>>35032635at least im honest. ya all are lying about your dick sizes.7inch dicks are as rare as 7ft tall humans
>>35032607Hiya>>35032608Appreciate you.>>35032611Well face is the one I'm going to be looking at more. But at the end of the day how well she takes care of them both is more important than how they look.
There were dudes actually paying for women's shit?
>>35032632no no no. any woman above 60kg is obese so like 130lb for u americans
>>35032641Not actual shit, like their bills and hair and stuff
why do men put zero effort into their appearance yet expect women to be attracted to them and not use them for money?
Obviously the dudes all lie about their dicks, they lie about everything
>>35032641I know one politician payed for literal twink shit in my state. Absolutely diabolical.
>>35032621>This is the internet,Is that an excuse to be retarded? Don't you think KP would rather a simp that didn't type like he's drunk on desi daru?
>>35032589BlueValkyrie without a doubt
>>35032617She came back recently
>>35032654That’s unfortunate
>>35032646I've never masturbated to you
>>35032647>payedGoddamnitI fucking hate this cold weather. My joints are screaming so loud.*paid
>>35032657Why? She seems to like it here
>>35032654Whomst
>>35032654who is >her?
>>35032661>her
>>35032660More power to her
>>35032663What could possibly have brought >her back here
>>35032628I need to find someone now.
>>35032648Lotta anger from someone who couldn't discern an adjacent key typo in an otherwise grammatically correct sentence from actual esl posts, lmao
>>35032665Probably the desire to talk down to people, lmao
>>35032648what do i have to do with this??
>>35032668Sounds about right lol
>>35032666Mmmmm good luck with dating apps and being a decent person.
what if your ex texted you out of the blue at 2 am sunday hhaha
Men, thoughts on trinkets and charms?
>>35032670I'm just educating your simp.
>>35032673That would be weird. I thought I deleted it.
>>35032673Depends which one, I’d probably be super pissed except for one
>>35032640You are the first recorded big penis haver of /atoga/. What will you do next?
>>35032673I’d be very annoyed.
>>35032551>>35032659>feildYou sure the joints you're talking about aren't being smoked?
>>35032681Well I've started therapy so I can eventually get around to actually using it. It's my duty to the world, I feel.
>>35032667I didn't mean to sound angry. I just like teasing simps.
>>35032672I'm a decent person. I don't really get dating apps so I might just look for people in person and ask friends.
>>35032673I'd read it. Probably wouldn't reply.
>>35032670I think it's a self hating indian projecting his eslfaggotry onto me. He probably feels very proud of identifying verb tense error in English just because I happened to accidentally hit the d key instead of s. Too bad he's still esl since he thinks I'm one of your simps despite it making no sense for me to be a moid based on context from that same post
>>35032673i dont have an ex...............
>>35032673I blocked her on everything
>>35032694What if she got around it then?
>>35032691I did think you were a woman at first, but they say women have higher verbal IQs, so I assumed you were a moid.
MenWhat would you do if your crush was passed out in front of you?
>>35032697I'd block her again
>>35032700Call an ambulance and then her boyfriend
>>35032700Uh, well if nobody knows why and she's not responding, I guess call 911?
>>35032695What did she mean by this?
>>35032700Free pussy Is real But rape Is fucken Gay…Jus tell Her u Thot she said yes…Lol wat She gnna do…She is Drunk,,,Lol
>>35032702What if she didn't have a boyfriend?>>35032702>>35032703Assume she's just drunk.
>>35032707I wouldn't touch her then.
>>35032704the wine isnt making me drunk :(
>>35032707>Assume she's just drunk.Then I'd have to Google that one recovery position to be sure she doesn't choke on her vomit or whatever.
>>35032710What if she accuses you of rape after you touch her?
None of you have a single comedic bone in your body. Do you think God is watching you post right now like yes wow he was such a good guy for being very genuine and upfront about how good of a guy he would be for this fictional bitch? Get real
>>35032711Why did this suddenly turn into an incel blackpill fantasy?
>>35032712>femanon mad she can't schlick to our answers
i should've dated in college. fuck
>>35032716How old are you now?
>>35032716College is for pussy sampling
>>3503271725>>35032718i was a fucking nerd all my life. i really regret it now
>>35032720Did you study stem? just date kp
>>35032721yea i didwho the fuck is kp?
moids i am making u brownies they will be ready in 20 mins
state gender and do you think this is a looksmatch or not?
>>35032398>acts like a gay onions cuck>girl doesnt stay with himmany such cases!
>>35032723Nope, I'm on a diet.
>>35032723Well... One or two couldn't hurt.
>>35032728but im making them FOR you!!how can u reject my gift ...
>>35032722which stem? kittenposter's a cs/math nerd
>>35032724MI think she's above him, but not by too much
>>35032398I'm sorry but does genuinely ANYBODY care about this?
>>35032720could be worse>t. tried and failed to be a nerd 2x due to low iq and proceeded to fail as an artist as well
fucking loser.
>>35032722im kp>>35032731im not a "nerd"! Im very sexy
>>35032733it's our own in-house soap opera
>>35032731CS. i love math too
>>35032737It's not interesting. It's boring as fuck. She doesn't ask questions, doesn't answer questions, never has anything to say other than "abloobloobloo I'm a complete femfailure woe is me".
Do there still Art Hoes in circulation?
Why would you ever have or want female friends
>>35032738are you cute? what else do you like?
>>35032732i think he is better looking but he has a serial killer physiognomy. he looks creepy as fuck
>>35032743Because unlike most male friends they're willing to talk about things like feelings.
If a girl you like mentions some insecurity, what's the correct course of action next?A. Tease her further about it B. Say that she's overreacting and she's actually greatC. Doesn't matter
>>35032747I knew you’d answer this one but you’re unironically a basement dwelling virgin who’s never once mentioned your father’s place in your life so you do not qualify, you do not have a shred of masculinity in your body
>>35032749And they don't explode with all of their insecurities randomly when you answer their question.
>>35032750I mean you aren’t intelligent or a good person in any metric to understand what I’m going to say but your comment was actually rooted in misogyny, no joke. Your response is just stupidity
>>35032743Sometimes the stars align and men and women can actually just be real friends to each other without any fuckery on either side.>>35032747Oh, brother.
>>35032742Do they*
>>35032743Sometimes the stars align and you may actually have a chance to fuck them
>>35032748B is probably the right thing to do, but I'd do A because she'd probably end up sleeping with me lol
>>35032753I’ve just genuinely never met any woman that I was like yeah I want to be your friend and that’s it. I either wanted to fuck them or they didn’t vibe with me in some way. I have sisters and I genuinely enjoy their company so maybe that’s where I get my fill. Every woman I’ve met has either been a weird poser, a pickme, or I didn’t vibe with them regardless of their gender
Why do lgbt people like beer so much
>>35032744>are you cute?idk honestly. some days i feel handsome some days i don't. i have brunette wavy hair and i am 6ft lanky guy. no glasses. i also have big nerdy eyes and a visible jawbone>what else do you like?i've been a nerd and recluse all my life im trying to change it now. im trying to be more outdoorsy, travel more. i learnt how to drive a manual as well. Im still boring i think since i am developmentally behind most men my age
>>35032757I’d chalk that up more to bad luck on your part than all women you aren’t related to being wack
>>35032751>a good person in any metricIs any moid here a good person?
>>35032747Its the opposite in my experience. Yeah, gen x and boomer men believe in toxic masculinity, but my male peers will hear me out and offer support. The women in my group seem to think men can't have real struggles.
>>35032762nta but I'm decent. I try not to be here as often anymore though.
>>35032762Honestly probably not, maybe one or two that only post sparingly
This is the linguistic culture of society now.Where were you when /pol/ won?
>>35032759Beer has estrogen in it. Real men drink wine because it increases test.
>>35032764NTA but that's not my experience either. Just the other day I tried confiding in a guy friend and he replied>Uhhh idk>I passed tf out mb
>>35032764For me, in all my years I've met 4 or 5 men who are willing to talk about anything but work and hobbies.
>>35032768Your Con majority won’t save your chongified province
>>35032770>NTAYou both have names!
>>35032768Horseshoe theory is when the attack ad is gigabased
>>35032768She's a baddie too
>>35032773Just force of habit, sorry.
i need water
u guys r evil why dont u want my brownies i can’t eat them all
>>35032770>>35032771Big shocker
>>35032778Hi cato
>>35032778I like when cats make the :3 face
>>35032724MHe's a 4She's a 5
>>35032779I’m starving give them all to me
>>35032770>>35032771You guys are namefags though
femanons is armpit hair disgusting? a girl told me to shave it it's disgusting
>>35032779Go to /soc/ with your fetish
>>35032768>Yaletown deserves better. Vote Maggy!
when guys masturbate where do they cum
>>35032789On my sheets.
>>35032789i cum in my underwear
I see too many men like Exhib and it’s troubling
>>35032780>>35032785No autographs rn, sorry.>>35032789Palm.
>>35032789On my tummy and then I go to sleep
>>35032789I use paper towels. Have to use several layers or I might get headshot.
>>35032789Either down the shower drain, or in my hand before i get up and rinse it off
>>35032783jesus christ no wonder youre on this websitei think theyre both like 8s
>>35032764>Yeah, gen x and boomer men believe in toxic masculinity, but my male peers will hear me out and offer support. Same.>The women in my group seem to think men can't have real struggles.The ones I know are thankfully growing out of that.
>>35032760i think you sound promising, just keep at it and hopefully you can find a girl who appreciates your nerdiness as well as your self improvement. good luck anon, i believe in you!!
i gave that boy a handjob, mightve been a really bad one though i dont think he liked iti got zero dinner dates or gifts but i did give him a bad handjob and a a gift
>>35032772BC being Chinese is old hat, check out Surrey aka Saarrey
>>35032787idont have a brownie fetish>>35032784the only good anon itt
>>35032801Start a blog.
>>35032801why is he covering her mouth? do girls like that?
>>35032802No thanks, I’ll keep my memories of Powell River nice and white
>>35032805Women like being dominated, yes.
i wish i was ejaculating into this girl instead of browing atoga rn
>>35032805well i like it, being submissive is hot
>>35032804okay should this gooner start a blog too >>35032809
>>35032809Same
This is such a silly general.
>>35032812YeahIf you aren't asking or answering questions, then fuck off
>>35032801Save your virginal flower for me, princess
>tfw used to ask real questions here>now i just bait and try to make people angry
>>35032814Sometimes it’s quite aggravating
GenderDo you own any sex toys?
>>35032805>why is he covering her mouth? do girls like that?Women being "pure" is the biggest psyop in human history
>>35032817please get away from me
>>35032822MBought a vibrator for my ex but idk where it went
>>35032807More like Powwow River 10% indian 10% jeetIt’s over
>>35032818The real questions usually get 0-2 (You)s
>>35032822Nope. Seems like a pain to clean.
>>35032801>i got zero dinner dates or giftsDidn't you say he was sweet and a nice guy??
>>35032827it's more fun to bait. more replies when you're being fake and looking for attention.
>>35032823It's funny how we psyoped ourselves with that one.
>>35032827Yup.
>>35032810covering a chicks mouth as you bang her brains out..that sounds hot as fuck
How's your Saturday night?
>>35032829That means he acknowledged her existence
>>35032835Thinking about where to find women to date or if I should make a dating app account and go through that hell
>>35032835I ate like 10,000 calories and went to a funeral
>>35032835Not bad but I’m bored, a bit restless. No drugs or booze
>>35032764my boomer and gen x friends are pretty open about their feelings in a man way. They aren't women so they dont fucking gush or anything like that but they know me well enough to talk to me about these things and value my opinion
>>35032827Not in my experience. Maybe you're just asking retarded questions that people don't feel like answering.>women would u rather fard while u shid or shid while u fart lol>wtf why did i only get two replies
>>35032835Very uneventful but not too bad. Yours?
>>35032812im not a gooner, i just love women and their bodies. nudity is not the same as pornography
>>35032827>The real questions usually get 0-2 (You)sthat's because half of the questions are>is my dick small?and>why no gf?
>>35032844You love porn stars and e-thots, not women in general. Sit your ass down, you fucking gooner cyborg.
>>35032842sometimes i see anons type out genuine questions and they get ignored meanwhile everyone is angry about some stupid normie bait. it's so funny.
>>35032843>Yours?
>>35032845Don’t forget >why are women such le whores
>>35032848Sounds nice.
im sad and dont want to do anything productive, should i masturbate?
>>35032835A lot better than my last one. I'm working on clearing out my game and anime backlogs.
>>35032846you act like it's my fault I don't care to look at who-gives-a-fuck women>>35032852I'd pick a book off your shelf, try to read it, then masturbate when you get bored
>>35032842>>35032845>>35032849>t. Anons who don't realize they just got baited by a post implying they're easily baited.
>>35032855There’s nothing clever or interesting about that. Ragebait itself isn’t funny, the reactions are
Gendersbest harry potter film?
>>350328571 or 2
>>35032857Chamber of Secrets. My sister got pissed at me for liking it the most.
>>35032857MGoblet of Fire.
Do non whites like harry potter?
>>35032854I should go read "the art of molecular dynamics"? Thats like the only book i have near me rn
>>35032863Yes, non-whites existed in the 2000s.
>>35032863Korra and JH.Honestly all millennial females did.
>>35032857Mthe ones with Malfoid
>>35032864>molecular dynamicsSounds boring. Skip to the applied section.
moids, meowmeow meow?
State your sex and post a favorite Anime Opening and Closing.MaleOP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hoVeeDPHlUED:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpGfDJO5Bs
>>35032872molecular dynamics is about programming molecular simulations, its about as applied as you get
even the "sensitive young men" are hypergamous themselves, you know. they'd never write poetry or yearn for their looksmatch. Few understand this.
>>35028552the discourse around this goddamn comic has left me so hopeless that I genuinely wish I could have the heterocity lobotomized out of my brain.>"men wouldn't understand, being confessed to feels dehumanizing because it makes you realize they didn't value you as a friend or a human being and only as a potential girlfriend"women genuinely do not think men have interiority or souls or the capacity for personal admiration beyond physical attraction, and if a guy seems like he's exhibiting any of these things then it's just an elaborate scheme to get laid.I wish I was gay. liking women is like being in a saw trap.
>>35032879I hate to say this but I used to do that all the time
How do you feel about designated raping zones?
>>35032883can it be a cnc zone instead
>>35032876Mhttps://youtu.be/KzZRts9-i4Mhttps://youtu.be/-YjWSWMOGQI
>>35032879>poetryI do, it just sucks
>>35032881welp.
>>35032883Some parts of Europe should unironically have such signs
>>35032878I assumed it was theoretical>programming molecular simulationsthat sounds even more boring. What, you write a script in python with different decay rates? Yolu can do PDEs with pencils
>>35032881>women genuinely do not think men have interiority or souls or the capacity for personal admiration beyond physical attractionAnon, it's projection >>35032401
>>35032889no, you write GPU kernels to simulate the motion and behaviors of atoms
>>35032879I've only written poetry for a mysterious femanon too afraid to show her face who I was obsessed with because she was cool and smart and engaging to talk to and the most thoughtful person I've ever met, and all I want out of love is to be as important to someone like her as she was to me
>>35032024Do the hips lie?
>>35032894>writing a poem for a femanonYikes
>>35032894i'm assuming this never worked out
>>35032892>GPU kernelsoh so you're fucking around with sycl. Neat, but sounds like something that would be better to do than read about. I'm sure you have other books
>>35032896I wrote one on a whim for JH of all people when I first started using atoga.
>>35032881>>35031106Maybe we need to try conversion therapy on straights?
>>35032898nah im using metal and CUDA, sycl and opencl are outdated
>>35032896she liked them>>35032897no but it's the closet I've ever been to feeling like someone valued the content of my pitiful moid heart
>>35032903i feel like u were born in the wrong time
>>35032902>sycl and opencl are outdatedthey were cutting edge when I was in college
>>35032905unc.....
>>35032899Hey when her throuple implodes, you have an in
>>35032907She'll probably be a single mom by then
>>35032904I do too but I also suspect that whatever x factor it is that makes me ineligible for love would still be a problem no matter what century I was born into
>>35032706Chad response
I already can tell I won't be able to sleep tonight. I feel tired, but not sleepy, kinda high strung. Also I'm pissy and full of hate right now which sucks because that always comes before a period of depression.Anyone else deal with this sort of thing? Any tips for dealing with it?
>>35032911Don’t tell yourself you have to sleep or that you have to do anything. Scream, punch things, go online and type vitriolic shit. That’s what I did, anyway
>>35032906I'm used to it
>>35032911Drink some cool water.
>>35032911My brain sleeps when I steer my thoughts in random directions with no real focus.
>>35032846i dont. i love that blonde i posted. she is not a porn star!
MenDo men like >>35032881 says exist? I've yet to meet one here or anywhere.>men have interiority or souls or the capacity for personal admiration beyond physical attraction
>>35032921Obviously
>>35032890Should've picked a post where she doesn't ask for hobbies, friends or opinions to make your point.I've posted plenty of thirsttraps... no one gives me an (you)
>>35032879im a sensitive young man and my looksmatch is kate upton so yes i would write poems for her
>>35032921YesDo you have anything to offer besides physical attraction?
>>35032922It really isn't.
How long until people/women notice me for my unfunny print on demand bullshit?
>>35032918Are you doing that or is that just what happens when you fall asleep? Like I notice the same thing, my brain just kinda starts going on its own and that's how I know I'm about to fall asleep.
>>35032923>Should've picked a post where she doesn't ask for hobbies, friends or opinions to make your point.Aside from opinion on women those are questions about social status>I've posted plenty of thirsttraps... no one gives me an (you)I've got bad news, anon
at first I was like>>35032398>he was a nice guy, i like him. He is sweet and thoughtful. I want him backbut then I was like>>35032801>i got zero dinner dates or gifts but i did give him a bad handjob and a a gift
>>35032927Not when you spend your time in a shithole. It’s rare, but good people exist
>>35032881women are hypergamous, a man she doesnt find attractive having the audacity to even think he has a shot is an insult to her value. also women love being objectified. Plenty of men get laid because they're very sexual and know how to give a woman vagina tingles. No man ever has gotten laid because he wrote his beloved a poem, that shit would make him a meme overnight in 2026
>>35032929Why would women care even if they noticed it?
>>35032921Maybe you offer less than you think?
>>35032921yes, but>if a guy seems like he's exhibiting any of these things then it's just an elaborate scheme to get laid
>>35032934>also women love being objectified.By high value men
>>35032876Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMAW9FPpPJchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS1kD4_NBww (don't mind the spanish subs it was the first one I could find)honorable mentionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTvVqCCynvo
>>35032934> No man ever has gotten laid because he wrote his beloved a poemSpeak for yourself
>>35032935You never know. One time at a convention a woman recognized me as an "oldfag" for a costume I was wearing. Even though I was wearing a skirt she obviously wanted to fuck but I didn't act on it because I didnt want to. That was five years ago. I'm just wondering when it will happen again now that I'm slightly more open to the idea.
>>35032885damn I haven't heard Reason in a minuteMy favorite SEED ED is Find the Way. I STILL cry bitch tears hearing it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U2akzTDA3w
my eyes are asymmetrical. one is more "deep set" other one less so. Is it a big deal or not
>>35032947i doubt anyone but you has ever noticed it
my ex found someone better and made her a co-founder to his start up, when will I find someone who actually wants to experience life with me instead of goals set for material pursuits, has anyone here been able to?
>>35032948it is noticeable ngl. it's not a small asymmetry imo. i got it because my bite is fucked up and i never fixed my teeth
Men, how do I make you fall in love with me without using my body or providing you a service in any way?
>>35032941NTA. Tell us about what you wrote?
>>35032950has anyone ever pointed it out tho?
>>35032945>at a convention a woman recognized me as an "oldfag" for a costume I was wearing. Even though I was wearing a skirt she obviously wanted to fuck(X)
>>35032952Have a fun or interesting personality>This is why most women just use sex
>>35032945what was the costume?
Men, how often do you jack off?
>>35032954not yet
>>35032952Love languages are probably a good thing to aim for. I'm weak to words of affirmation and quality time, for example.
>>35032956>fun or interesting personalitySuch as?
>>35032952>without using my bodywhy do women think sex = using her body? women enjoy sex too right, it's not just men. also if you're not gonna give me coochie i assume u find me ugly so things will never move forward romantically
>>35032958Depends on how busy I am. Usually somewhere between 3 and 7 times per week.
>>35032959well if it was obvious at least one person would have said something alreadyso i think that answers ur question abt if its a big deal or not, its not :]
>>35032958A few times a day...
>>35032958most days I don't, but when it rains it pours. I jerked off 4 times today
>>35032946It was between Reason and Anna ni Issho Datta no ni for me.>My favorite SEED ED is Find the Way. I STILL cry bitch tears hearing it.For me, it's Fields of Hope.https://youtu.be/POLjhgMkTw8
>>35032958depends on how many hotties i see. if i see a hot girl i like i gotta nut to her memory when i get home otherwise she will stay in my mind for a long time
>>35032967good choiceOn that note, people who watch Code Geass today don't get Euphemia li Britannia when they watch it without the context of Lacus Clyne
>>35032964actually my brother has pointed it out now i remember he told me once your eyes are kinda weird, other than him no one has. it looks bad in selfies especially. anyway nothing i can do about it now :)
>>35032961>Such as?well, think about what you're passionate about, hobbies, the life you've livedwhat about you makes you, you?
>>35032842>>35032845Fuck you guys, I ask real questions all the time and that anon is right. You just come here to blogpost, take and never give
>>35032968>depends on how many hotties i see. if i see a hot girl i like i gotta nut to her memory when i get home otherwise she will stay in my mind for a long timeHa, I'm similar. I mostly jerk off so i won't develop crushes.
>>35032974>saying that while posting that imageNever believe men when they say they care about personality.
women, everything you have in your life is because of the hole between your legs
Either GenderHow would you rate this physique?
>>35032974Sigh, hot chicks and their trigger discipline...
>>35032952artists and writers are really attractive for me. I could watch a girl draw or listen to her talk about drawing for hours.
>>35032955anime expo 2021. If Emily is in this thread I'll see you in 2027>>35032957Hina Ichigo wearing a durag
>>35032980>saying that while posting that imageShe does have a interesting personalityShe's patriotic, has a interest in guns, and clearly enjoys swimming.That's personality
>>35032958Usually once in the morning, two or three times before bed, two or three times in the afternoon on weekends.>>35032970Man I wanna rewatch Code Geass. I went through the entire first season in one night when I first saw it. What a fucking treat it was.
>>35032984M4. i dont like fat women like her
Men, how do you jack off?
>>35032992on my back, cock towards ceiling. grab some coconut oil and use my left hand. i cant nut with my right hand for some reason
>>35032994>cock towards ceilingI'd hope so
>>35032988>>35031106
>>35032992I use my hands
>>35032953I wrote my ex a letter every year for her birthday like we were already married and all the things and moments I’d appreciated about her, and the things I was looking forward to. I often wrote poems about how much I admired her talents. I miss her smile the most because she had cute round cheeks and her eyes would disappear when she’d smile really big and she had a really cute embarrassed giggle and would always say “oh gosh”
question for men, i saw an image depiction i can’t find it no more but it was abt how men style their genitals in their boxers. is it tru some of u style it facing up wards? like directly upwards? i assumed it was a left or right thing, which i have question abt that as well
>>35032988>has a interest in gunsLmfao, she's just holding her dad's Benelli, she does NOT use that thing
>>35032984Looks like it gives good hugs.
GenderWhat was the last thing you masturbated to?
>>35032992With my off-hand.
>>35032999i put it downwards, upwards feels weird to me
>>35032999I don't intentionally do anything with how my penis is hanging, unless I sit in a way that I'm accidentally pinching something. Then I adjust.
Should I pretend to be depressed around depressed people? I'm worried I'll become depressed for real as a punishment.
How do you stop being lonely after trying to be social at social events?
Is it normal for men to be attracted to women praying?I ask, because last night when I was lighting shabbat candles and praying over them my boyfriend came up to me and hugged me, and started aggressively kissing me. I'm much more observant than him (we're both Jewish), and when I pray he often times caresses me afterwards.
who is your favorite anon on atoga?
>>35032984needs bigger, saggier tits and about 15 years oldcer
>>35033003MHentai about a magical girl getting fucking killed.Basically she was connected to a female monster through some sort of tentacle, and said monster was getting fucked by a male monster, and every time she orgasmed, the female monster took on some of her appearance. First her face shape, then her body shape, then all her color. The magical girl was reduced to a black goop that the monster carted around, like "Look, I defeated the monster~ <3"
>>35033013Julian
>>35033013I don’t really have a favourite anymore
>>35033013i can’t say, he's online rn
>>35033003MHottiestwo>amateur channel on the hub
>>35033013kpshe sounds cute af, would love to clap her cheeks
>>35033003Monsters.
>>35033013Me
>>35033013I don't like playing favorites, it hurts feelings.
>>35033018No I'm not
>>35033012You're on your knees, come on
>>35033025paws at u
>>35033010I'm taking the risk I'll be depressed
>>35032789On a towel I have exclusively for cum
>>35033028:^)
>>35033010NoJust be normal
>>35033031paws u to bits and pieces!
Peace be upon you, I'm an ugly girl and I want to marry a man who is 190 cm tall with a salary of 60 thousand monthly, age 25 maximum. He doesn't suffer from hereditary baldness or a potbelly, athletic, knows how to cook and clean and set the table and play the oud and is a memorizer of the Quran.I don't care about appearances, I'm looking for a righteous man.And as the Prophet said (Marry the religious woman, may your hands be rubbed with dust).
does fatshitter ever go to bed?
>>35032873*sprays with water
>>35033003MI've been using my imagination lately, making up my own story. Latest plot development is fucking the main girl's sexually frustrated mother.idk why but I cum waaaay too fast jerking off to my thoughts now, faster than I do with porn or hentai.
>>35033036its only 1 am....
>>35033036Neets have a lot of energy to waste
>>35033018So what, haven't you already called him your favorite?
>>35033003a girl i saw in a train. she was blonde, wearing a white buttoned shirt and a small black skirt. her body was something else. i still get an erection just by thinking about her
>>35033032>Just be normalThey'll call me a normal supremacist
>>35033034>190 cm talllol>muslimpic relatedChristians are taller and have better theology
>>35033040im not a neet, neets dont go to college or do homeworki even helped clean the porch today >>35033041what makes u say that
>>35032958Between 1 and 4 times a day, in succession. Early in the morning and/or night before sleeping.
>>35033046what do you study?
>>35033046Because you've called exhib your favorite before, no?
>>35033003This girl >>>31324566
>>35033045nta>Christians are taller and have better theologychristianity is a dead religion in 2026. the only serious religions left today are islam and judaism
>>35033050Guess I forgot how to cross post. Nevermind
>>35033045Christians are getting mogged in their own countries by Muslims
>>35033049no and im not allowed to talk to him no more cuz u all are babies>>35033048who even know anymore i think im gonna drop out
>>35033049She could say the sky is blue and it’d be bullshit
Women, why do you think posting your tits while saying which politician you support will get him elected?
>>35033051>Hinduism isn't serious
It's Ohio you dumbasses. Because he's a butterball
>>35033053Which board?
>>35033055>no and im not allowed to talk to him no more cuz u all are babiesyou say this as if the babyposters are going to stop being babies no matter what you talk aboutkinda their thing
>>35033059its not a name or trip fag god i was just you baiting cuz i thought itd be funny geez
>>35033058Yeah it's saarious
>>35033059He is a twink
>>35033058idk much about hinduism all i know is they have like 10 million gods and they worship cow poop. i dont consider that a serious religion im sorry
>>35033061they really stress me out something tho cuz its like all 10 of them are online at the same time and they all reply to me at the same time and it makes me overwhelmed so i dont want to piss them off anymore
>>35033059it's the fat fetish girl and she is ragebaiting u fucks for attention. she has no favorite anon here u dumb cretins
>>35033066>they really stress me outIt's a fucking anime imageboard holy fuck go outside and get a life you crybaby
>>35033066falling in line with the expectations of bullies is just going to make them more confident and prevalentgotta learn to ignore them and talk about whatever the fuck you want
>>35033066Yeah I already told you I don’t care anymore to try and actually reason with you lol do whatever you want I just ignore your posts
>>35031097Girls, should I groom/trim my pubic hair area? If so, in which way/style should i groom it?I've never taken clippers to it or anything down there. Is it removing all hair the norm/preference like it is with girls?
>>35033066As your favorite anon said>You don't need to respond to every random jeer, you know.
>>35033067i would have a favorite anon if u guys werent so slim..>>35033068i do go outside and theres nothing there for me so now what>>35033069>>35033073i guess, i just wish they had names so i could at least filter them >>35033071ur not ignoring me by doing this, just dont reply to me at all ever at all
>>35033027We don't pray like that.
James Bond was always shit
>>35033003M
>>35033075Do you have premarital sex? Do you sleep in the same bed?
>>35033076Compared to who?
I wish I knew what it feels like to be loved, but entering a heterosexual relationship with a man is never worth it.
>>35033080Yes but technically we're not supposed to.
>>35033003>What was the last thing you masturbated to?A femanon. Though calling her a thing seems kind of rude.
>>35033084Kek
where do women like this exist in abundance? does anyone know? i need a gf like her
>>35033084Lol basedI always see Orthodox Jewish women with like 6 kids and husbands twice their age what's up with that
>>35033083I'm loved and single, it's possible
>>35033087Maybe Texas?
>>35033087Man, shut the fuck up already
>>35033084surely there's some legalistic loophole here
By force of will
>>35033083Date a woman
>>35033090How?
>>35031097Girl is kind of abusive and controlling but she at least pays for most things and doesn't mind I'm a bit of a scrub at life.Im pretty sure she loves me lots in her own way but sometimes so feel she's a bit too controlling. Should I just bear it or leave? I do love her
>>35033099Does she swing?
>>35033097Idk, I'm a good person and deserve it, I guess
been a very long while since I was this sick.puked my noodles soup out I had as a meal.took some meds, tried to sleep but couldn't since I felt like absolute shitalso kept having fever dreams like I was fighting the Thing and spready viruses everywheredreamed i was back in school tootook a sip of water and then suddenly felt very good laying down on the bed basically just slept the day away taking small sips of sports drinks right now
>>35032798you see, THIS is a 8 >>35033087>she's more like a 9, but you get my point
>>35033107Zesty buck
>>35033012>and when I pray he often times caresses me afterwards.Khazar Milkers aren't just a meme.
>>35033060>Which board?/gif/
Women would you get the ick if you saw your husband being sweet with your daughter or giving her a kiss
men, thought on girls who carry a pocket knife w them everytime they go outside?
>>35033116No thoughts.
>>35033116You’re a dumbass larper or you’re in a poverty neighborhood
>>35033115no i think thatd be very cute and i'd be happy he's such a good father
>>35033118how can someone larp having a pocket knife if they already have said pocket knife
>>35033116I used to until I realized it was completely useless and I didn't need it and it'd just get me in trouble if a cop found it on me
>>35033120The larp is thinking you’re someone who’d use it
>>35033121nothing is ever completely useless> if a cop found it on methat is worrysome yes.. but they can’t search u unless probably cause and id never do anything that would make them have that on me>>35033122ive used it before
>>35033124>can’t search u unless probably cause
>>35033124It was useless because I never used it
do you only find a lover to afford a mortgage?
>>35033127lol xd u knew what i meantprobable* whatever lol>>35033128not even to open stuff or to carve stuff into aluminum cans or to just feel safer?
>>35033112My tits are relatively small.
>>35033121>I didn't needReally? I want a gun one day and if someone threatens me I'll blow their head off clean
>>35033116Pepper spray would probably be more effective, if it's legal there. Last thing you want is to end up in a knife fight. Nobody wins those.
>>35033094The loophole is that G-d is merciful and forgiving, and I hope to marry him one day.
>>35033129>do you only find a lover to afford a mortgageI like squirting some seed into them, too
>>35032835>How's your Saturday night?I won some money on UFC 333, then went out for a date with my wife. 9/10 night.>>35032857>best harry potter film?Order of the Phoenix>>35032863>>35032866It's true. I love Harry Potter. Not enough to LARP it, but still.>>35032869Ronnie Weaslette supremacy>>35032876OP: https://youtu.be/5emM3JGI5JAED: I was so tempted to say Roundabout from JoJo.https://youtu.be/R0PDayTUnRA>>35032981>everything you have in your life is because of the hole between your legsIncluding the trauma? Good to know.>>35032600>Korra poster is constantly in heat for womenIt's true. I'm a fiend and am guilty for a lot of the behavior women shame men for.
>>35033130>not even to open stuffNothing I couldn't open with my fingers >or to carve stuff into aluminum cansDumb as shit, basically a toy and not a tool>>35033132If someone unarmed fucks with me and I pull it then I'm going to prison, if someone has a knife then I'm dying regardless of if I have it or not, it's a fucking knife fight and I'm not some jujitsu master. One stab to the throat and that's it
>>35033130I'm glad we have the right to bear farms, and to get quarters from soldiers during piecetime
>>35033140>If someone unarmed I'd blow their head too, if they're dumb enough to not surrender, I'm not going to risk they push me and my head lands on the pavement
Which atoga poster has the lowest IQ?
>>35033148just wear a helmet
>>35033148>I'd blow their head Gay
>>35033149Gary
>>35033149ENTJ
>>35031097M or FLast time you danced with someone?
I feel good lately! That means the next thing to send me into a depressive pit is just around the corner. Such is the vicious cycle.
>>35033160f does my dog count
I was my grandmother's house today, she lives in this old house where the actual house is stacked on top of the garage, you go up some stairs to a concrete patio outside the front door that's like 10 feet off the ground and the guard rail around it was below hip height, so it's lower than an average height man's center of gravity, one trip and you're flying. You'd never be able to build that today.
>>35033160M does the devil count
>>35033149Gaz, ENTJ, BV, that other femcel who spams
>>35033160I faked dance once on a prom thing back at sixth gradeshe wore a bareback dress so I hoverhanded it, and then I just went to the side and chilled because I didn't talk to the girls
>>35033166Who the fuck is gaz
>>35033160MSummer 2004
>>35033012She has some kind of spiritual radiance about her that makes men aroused.
>>35033160Why is Dani Daniels dancing with a random nerd?
>>35033165Was it in the pale moonlight?
>>35033137Busty redheads are a weakness of mine
what does a girl have to do to find a corn fed moid wholl carry her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes
>>35033173No that's when I listen to the crickets
>>35033175I don't think you can find a single male in the US that WASN'T raised on corn syrup.
>>35033175Hit up the trailer park
>>35033178is that was corn fed meant? i was misinformedwell that works too i guess>>35033179i dont think i have those in my state
If I'm an atheist in Poland will they hang me at the town Square?
>>35033180>i dont think i have those in my stateGoddamn coastal liberal elites.
>>35033173>Was it in the pale moonlight?No, with a sad clown skyping via satellitehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48
>>35033183She lives in some western state
>>35033181Bruh, they were communists until 30 years ago
>>35033186how do u know that D: ?!
>>35033189Your time zone retard
>>35033192we have the time zone whisperer in atoga omg how do u have them memoriezed
>>35033175I'm in socal, I can throw you over my shoulders.
>>35033193YOU SAID IT ITT
>>35033195Mountain time not coastal
>>35033196i know its just not a common skill to know what region of the u.s someone lives in from the time they say at some random point in time>>35033195yes pls
>>35033198You said "it is 1 am" itt, how is it not a common skill to do basic arithmetic
>>35033201anon, just take the compliment
>>35033202Thank you for complimenting my kindergartener math, I know you have trouble with that sort of cognition given your test scores
Which Mountain time state do we think she's from? I think she's weird enough to be from Idaho.
>>35033203ur welcome anon..
>>35033160M2008. got voted class favorite as a joke by my friends and so me and the female class favorite had to dance together. I don't think she said anything to me the entire time.when you look back on the humiliation rituals boomers made their offspring do it's really no wonder both sexes hate each other now.
How do I astrologymaxx to get sex from irrational women?
>>35033206Lol should have owned it and made her uncomfortable like a chad
>>35033204this is creepy >_<and what if i AM from idaho tho huh?
>>35033204Utah
>>35033209Tell her that that you're also a scapula
>>35033204she likes chubby guys so probably Idaho.Also the placement for some of the time zone cut offs are dumb as hell
>>35033211>and what if i AM from idaho tho huh?Idaho confirmed, she's got that Napoleon Dynamite energy.
>>35033160Slow dancing with a fat somali girl when I was 15.>>35033162You just know...
>>35033214Tell her that I'm a shoulder blade?
>>35033211>From Idaho>likes fat guysit's a logical conclusion.question is why can 't you get one of those potato farmers?they're usually fat
>>35033219they’re all married already :/>>35033216> Napoleon Dynamite energy.cmon im not that weird >>35033215are there less fat guys in the east?
She says she barely sees any fat fucks, what's the logical conclusion? Colorado, lowest rate of fat fucks
>>35033204What's up with Arizona?
>>35033116Completely ineffective and performative, even if you are trained.Samuel Colt made us equal, and if your country is a little fag nation, get pepper spray, a taser, or both.
>>35033222She basically admitted she's from Idaho, so the question is if she's Mormon of not.
>>35033224men expect girls to carry those things. not knifes, besides in worse case scenarios, the knife isnt even for men,
>>35033221>they’re all married already :/why didn't you get married in high school like they did?>are there less fat guys in the east?No, I just know it's a stereotype
>>35033223It doesn't observe daylight savings except for the Navajo Nation.
>>35031097MWould you date someone taller than you?FWould you date someone shorter than you?
>>35033230i did online school for 75% of my high school years so i missed out on all that do ppl still actually marry their 'high school sweethearts'?
>>35033232>Would you date someone taller than you?Yeah I don't care.
>>35033228Most guys won't expect you to pull out a glock.
I felt safer after I stopped carrying a knife
The escort I'm in love with went to Middle East...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yu45kmTCBk
>>35033237y?>>35033235a knife is just one 20 dollar purchasea gun is a much more complicated purchase with laws and licenses and training..
>>35033240I was only afraid of going outside because I never did. Once it was regular I stopped being paranoid because nothing happens and I felt no less safe not carrying it
>>35033242no less safe =/= safter
>>35032881>like being in a saw trap.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792853111113638.webm
>>35033243Distinction without a difference, the knife didn't make me feel any safer at that point and it won't if I carry it again
>>35033245lmao
>>35033240That's what I'm saying, if you live in a fag country go for pepper spray or a stun device.The knife can work, but without training it's not very useful. It's only effective within a short range, and a knife fight is usually mutually assured destruction.If you really want a melee weapon, I'd recommend a baton instead for the same reason I'd recommend not relying on martial arts and instead learn the angry black guy fighting style.
>>35033250Telescopic baton*, that is. It won't kill, but neither is pepper spray nor a knife wielded by your untrained hands.
>>35033209Do you mean you want to get sex, without them looking down on you?
>>35033240You don't need a license in the us or to carry in Idaho
>>35033222According to some quick googling that's still 1 in 4 people.
well date went nowhereshe said something vague in japanese about time difference or something, i didnt understand so I asked her to clarify in English but that didnt make sense either. eitherway she doesnt want to fuck or have a relationship with me
>>35033137None of them is well proportioned.
>>35033116I EDC a SAK. It comes in handy every so often.
>>35033259Can't get them all
>>35032100No. Eww! WTF?
>>35033255I mean how can I use astrological terminology to seduce women?
One of the most important relationship advices you'll get, and be sure to heed it, is to learn how to communicate and how to listen. That's the key to a successful relationship and one of the pillars on which it rests - learning to listen, to really hear your partner's words and what they're saying. Sounds banal and most will scoff because they think they're good at it, but aren't and it's reason most relationships end. Think about it, anon, will you? >>35033259And that's fine, at least you know that there's no use in pursuing it further and can move on to other things in life.
>>35033274I don't think being fake af is a good way to go, laughing it off isn't great either
>>35033279So just bee yourself?
>>35033276Because it's useless advice. You don't need "advice" to be in a relationship. If you connect with a bitch, the relationship will last anyway. You sound like a foid that watched some feminist slop on youtube.
>>35033280Everyone is changing/evolving anyway, you should go in a good direction rather than a bad one, but not pretend to be someone you're not
why do women agree to go on a date when theyve already decided theyre not interested??why not just cancel at that point
>>35033287I'm canceling, but I can't speak for everyone
>>35033287Free food
>>35033291it wasnt that, she insisted on paying for everything
>>35033293NTA. Maybe trying to ease her conscience for feeling like she led you on? Basically, free food for you as an apology.
>>35033287No idea.I've cancelled out of anxiety when I was interested before but never gone on a date when I wasn't interested in the guy.
>>35033291do simps still pay for bitches food in 2027?
Why has narc become the default insult to dismiss someone?
>>35033280I have been myself for the first time in 29 years and I'm having great results compared to my history. Can't speak for everyone, but maybe give it a try
>>35033299I don't know and I don't care
>>35033299It hasn't. It's just become the default insult to dismiss (you).
Could you be best friends with a self declared narcissist?
>>35033160Like that? Never. I've danced near people but not touching them. So if that counts I most recently danced with my dad at my sister's wedding.
>>35033302that is something a narc would say.
well i had 3 girls that seemed to lead somewhereone went nowhereone ghosted me seemingly out of nowhereand one is still open. shes the most fun of all 3, but that also means its more likely itll go nowhere
I dreamt of a very pretty girl trying to learn the lyrics for Make It Stop by Rise Against. I don't know why or what it means but now I'm going to have this song stuck in my head the whole day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I_ADTN38Dg
>>35033306Fuck noI can't even tolerate normal friends
>>35033308You're going to have to explain this one.
>>35033310Rise against what? the machine?
>>35033306I'd be fine with that
>>35033316Rise against bullies, bigotry and intolerance I assume based on my interpretation of that song.
drunk at 4:45am watching marriagetoxin like "whoa he's literally me I just gotta find my charm"
>>35033319So they support MAPs? Cool
I want a better more exciting life that I can't get
>>35033322Maps are cool.
>>35033325This map is racist and Eurocentric
>>35033326BASED fuck mercator
>>35033287Constantly dating and trying new men and having casual encounters are central parts of modern women's lives. They call this: "living their lives"
>>35033331The very VERY few good females get locked down early. This is why we're left with serial daters who pretend to be above regular whores while they're both looking for the highest and biggest bidder for their holes.
>>35033326This. Africa should be bigger
>>35033335From what I see, those fabled "very good females" also tend to unlock themselves at some point and reenter the dating pool. Usually in their late 20s and early 30s, which is unfortunately my age bracket.
>>35033322>>35033325I saw one lit on fire once, much to my amusement.
>>35031097Got some bellroy sling bag things from a thrift store for a few $.I've never used a sling/sling type bag before as i generally just have things in my pocket.What are some actually useful things to have in them (I won't be putting my wallet/keys/phone in it, they will stay in my pocket)Or question for girls. What do you keep or use with your handbag?
>>35033326This one is is more "modern" and more Africa centric. It's arguably even more racist though since it puts more emphasis on political division.They are both still cool.
>>35033309Keep adding new plates to spin
>>35033341>What are some actually useful things to have in themAny EDC knick knacks that make it more convenient for you to go about your day. Including wallet, keys, phone. For me that's the whole point of a sling bag, to easily be able to grab those things as I head out the door without needing to load up my pockets.To be honest with you, Anon, it doesn't seems like (you) actually have a need for a sling bag.
I just encountered the sweetest woman in an online game, but didn't have my mic attached.I screwed up...
Notice how men always risk their family and kids for sex. Sex sex sex sex sex occupies their mind. You can be a perfect wife and you will still lose to a whore, because moids fucking love whores, risk, degeneracy and so on it makes their penis hard.
>>35033349meanwhile, women have 10x more sex but keep it a secret.
>>35033341This nigga really bought a bag without a need for a bag and is asking us what to use it for
>>35033349What is your question for the opposite gender?
>>35033351literally false
>>35033349Have you considered becoming a whore?
>>35033349Just make love with your husband enough that he won't want anyone else.
>>35033349Notice how men are supposed to be obsessed with sex while there are more virgin men than female virgins?
>>35033352To be fair to him, it's good to have a nice bag around just in case you find yourself in need of one some time.
>>35033355literally true but everyone is supposed to pretend that it isn't, especially when women slip up and start talking about all of the guys they've been dating, and what this guy did, and how the other guy was, and how she once dated a guy who had a certain trait, but how she also dated some guys that were different, and how she went on dates with men, and how...
>>35033358Men want sex but can't get it, that's why men watch more porn and build elaborate gooncaves
>>35033306Probably not. But obviously I am able to take more toxic attitudes from friends I have more distance to and see less often. If it's the kind of close friendship where I am expected to be there with them for every turn in their life then no I would start to hate them if they were so self-centered.
>>35033341I put my wallet and keys in it. Too small for phone.Idk what would be useful to you I keep hand sanitizer and my on the go weed supplies in it. And chapstick.
>>35033306Only if she lets me cum inside her every now and then.
GenderWhat do you think of this short story? (skip the first wall of text it's just the foreword)https://www.pirandellointranslation.org/reply
>>35033366>storyI am not going to click your link and read a whole fucking story.
Women, do men love bitches
>>35033363You need a bigger bag or a smaller phone.>Bag too small for phone.That's ridiculous.
>>35033356>claims (falsely) that women are BAD because they incentivize men being abusive>incentivizes women being whorestypical>>35033357He will want someone else lol it's inevitable, regardless of how often he gets sex at home>>35033358Being a virgin doesn't make them less obsessed with sex
>>35033287There's pressure on women to give guys a chance if they show interest and seem good options on paper, just to see if their initial feeling changes (and it can, it's just not the most likely result). Sometimes women feel bad about saying no, especially if the guy seems sincere and is adamant about wanting a date, and just going on the date makes it easier for them to sell the rejection to themselves because they "gave it an honest shot".
>>35033366Nigga look white and Japanese at the same time
>>35033367It's got fewer words that this thread
>>35033370>>claims (falsely) that women are BAD because they incentivize men being abusiveWhen did I claim this, I just want you to be a whore
>>35033374Every moid on 4chan claims this so I assume you claim this too
>>35033368Sometimes. The men that love a bitchy acting women are a vocal but small minority, but at the same time if a woman is young, pretty, charming, and maybe talented/bright etc, it is often hard for impessed young guys to recognize she's not a kind person. Then she can, say, have created rifts with every female friend she ever had and they would still go "it's so sad, she is lonely and just wants a friend but everyone leaves her, probably because they're jealous". All the signs can be there and it can still be hard to realize she's just not nice, only nice looking.
>>35033370>regardless of how often he gets sex at homeI think this is bad to see sex as something you "give" your significant other. I've been dating a girl that matches my horny and it feels great. We're both always holding and touching and squeezing each other and stuff.If you're treating sex with your man as if it were a chore it's gonna be hard for him to resist a woman that actually wants him.
>>35033370>>35033349How many more times are you going to do this?
>>35033366>Fiction of a man telling another man "bitches be fickle" Not sure what I'm supposed to think other than "that was a thing I just read"
>>35033375Why don't you claim this dick and then I'll claim you
>>35033369A bigger fanny pack wouldn't be comfortable. And where the fuck am I going to find a smaller phone they make them the size they make them. I prefer to keep it in my back pocket while walking. I usually have a small backpack with an extra layer and a water bottle in it anyway that I can put the whole fanny pack in if I feel like it, phone fits in there too.
She really needs some nice, powerful orgasms. Poor girl is a twisted pretzel of sexual frustration.
>>35033388>I prefer to keep it in my back pocket while walking*Smack*
Turns out my "cold medicine" was actually probiotics.Placebo man, it just works.anyway, I took some painkillers
>>35033391You say that like having the phone in the way wouldn't be beneficial for me. It'll hurt your hand more than it would hurt me.
>>35033366F, felt like a long-winded way to basically only say "people contain multitudes". Maybe I read it too quickly but the longer version to me did not sell the concept better, which is really the only reason to package morals like this in a longer story.
>>35033390I hope you aren't talking about me
>>35033396Who are you?
>>35033397the rapist
>>35033396What else do you need?
>>35033393You only have one pocket
>>35031097Men, is their a height that is too short for you to date?
>>35033407Saar
>>35033407That girl is dating a 6'4 guy right now btw
>>35033407yeahonly 5'11 and up for me
>>35033407>>35033410Her content sucks ass, she never shows the goods. Of whores who only tease deserve 1000 lashes
>>35033407I have said this before, but 98% of women are just varying degrees of tiny to me.
/atoga/ has a loser men epidemic.
>>35033415You need to get fucked
>>35033407M (192 cm tall)Everything below 175 cm
>>35033407Sub 5 for me
>>35031884How attractive are you?
>>35033390Honestly true
>>35033402I have 5. Only have one phone. We're not discussing butt armor we're discussing fanny packs.
>>35033394Yeah basically. It's more about how people appear different to everyone so, while you think you know a person, what they have shown you is only a slice of themselves and you shouldn't be surprised when they seem to act out of character because said character you gave them was always partial and flawed.>which is really the only reason to package morals like this in a longer story.There is another longer novel where the author explores the same idea more in depth but the plot is kinda meh it's basically >"don't think about it toooo much you'll go craaaaaaaazy ;)"It's called One, No One and One Hundred ThousandMy favorite part is how the main character's wife has given him a cutesy nickname that nobody else calls him by and she's convinced herself that her husband is this sweet, simple and somewhat submissive guy just because he never objected.
>>35033430You made me think of your butt so we're discussing it now. It's 7 am when do you even go to sleep
>>35033371Makes sense, I'd rather they'd cancel on me in that case. Then I dont waste my time/get my hopes up
>>35033431Yeah I got the part where just because you say one side and later another doesn't mean the first was fake or even insincere, people just contradict themselves and that's their nature. It is a good observation. I just found the story too schematic to add much to the philosophy. The bonus of packaging it in prose would normally be that people rerlate to and experience the emotions of the characters which makes them more receptive emotionally to the theoretical knowledge in it. But that doesn't work for this story to me because there are no characters that come to life as believable people and it remains very much a hypothetical. Which is not to say a longer version is necessarily better, in my opinion it is just one of those divides, some writers are great at writing believable multi-dimensional people and conveying the messiness of everyday life, but they are not great at selling/proposing ideas. Other writers (essay writers usually) are great at making you think and suggesting ideas and not good at clothing those ideas in believable real life detail. It is rare for a writer to be actually great at both and most attempts to write both real life and abstract theory remain flat. I do like your nickname example. It is a kind of dynamic that is extremely common. Also the eternal paradox: people like to simplify their loved ones because it makes them uncomfortable to truly realize they also have different sides, it is cozy to make them into a character you know through and through in your head. But for a significant other making them into a character more than they really are, also means they become less interesting and less sexy (because more familiar and more predictable). Realizing even the person you share a bed with every night is not fully known to you might be a little discomfitting but it also keeps their mystery alive and makes it easier not to take their commitment for granted.
She's sending me kiss emojisis this a good thing? we havent kissed yet but we got plans next week
https://youtu.be/uuJRjKKgBrINew Love and Deepspace update, femshits
How do you prove that you are not an AI?
>>35033443well I kno its a good thing, but does it mean anything? she sent 2 of them in separate messages
>>35033446Me and whom
>>35033446I listen to weird anarchists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVtw-4Eox2E
>>35033433I didn't sleep the night before last so I actually slept like a normal person from like 9 to 6. I'm up early not late.
>>35033446Prove to whom?
This girl and I met 8 (EIGHT) months ago and she said she wanted to agree to a date with me but didnt have time. She texts me every few weeks but neverh as time, I just give short replies but she still keeps checking on me What the point of that? Its going nowhere.
>>35033453Other humans
>>35033456Why would I need to?
Where in the USA can I rent an apartment for under 200 dollars a month?
>>35033458Because you are autistical
>>35033454Girlies like to keep their options open
>>35033462That doesn't make any sense
Women, why you all so cooked?
>>35033459Lol
>>35033454Women's lives are dating-heavy, please understand. Your time will come. :)
>>35033468>>35033464should I ask her to send me a sexy pic? its going nowhere anyway
>>35033469I don't see why not, not like you have anything to lose. Don't expect much of it though.
>>35033469>should I ask her to send me a sexy pic?If you've kissed you can ask 4 nudes
>>35033454You're on the roster but in reserve, treat her the same way and keep your options open in the meantimeShe would have agreed to meeting if she cares
>>35033473yeah i have, im dating meanwhilebut nobody has persisted for 8 months of just texting with me, its kind of ridiculous if you ask me
>>35033466This image is retarded. Being broke on today's world means there will be no peace. Working just to survive week to week is the mist stressful shit ever and completely precludes a couple from taking the natural next steps in making a family.
how do I convince my wife to let me fist her using tomato sauce as lube?
>>35033459Anywhere you qualify for housing aid may have extremely cheap options. It won't be a nice place for 200 bucks, though.
>when she hates men, but lives with one who provides for her
>>35033468I'd rather be burned alive than having to settle for a 35 year old whore
>>35033479I don't hate men, I just vaguely fear them.
She fears being raped but can't stop casually fucking men who are complete strangers?
>>35033479To this day I don't understand what men mean when they say they provide something. Half the rent?
she fears when men don't provide for her, unconditionally.
>>35033478He'd have to make only $600 a month to get $200 rent through section 8. Don't lie to the man it's not possible.
>>35033481then you are not the femanon I meant
>>35033474I think it reflects more on her own dating situation than your relationship with her.
>>35033483No
>>35033483NtaIt used to mean that they could fix things around the house now it means splitting the bill on the repair guy. Technological advances have made husbands that aren't rich obsolete. All he's good for now is putting in the air conditioner.
>>35033490that may be soI had a fling in june thoughbeit
>>35033493Then what? Soft drinks when you visit them?
>>35033483My ding dong
>>35033482Can't be raped if you quickly consent to sex first! Little-known loophole!But seriously: this happens all the time. Think of people that worry about their health and fret over their nutrition while they also smoke or drink alcohol, known to increase cancer risk. People are irrational and having a fear does not mean you actually do all you can to prevent that outcome.
>>35033496You must have quoted the wrong person
>>35033483I always took this to mean he makes all or the brunt of the money and pays for all or most of the expenses. Not a native speaker though so maybe this is wrong?
It is time to face the bald truth.You are going bald.
>>35033505I've been bald for the last 4 years
>>35033505thankfully nobody in my family is baldif somewhere somehow were to go bald in my family we'd cut our ties and DNA with him
>she is fighting imaginary comments again
>>35033508Stop gaslighting me!
>>35033511That femanon is already doing that herself.She is an expert.
>>35033494It's usually men who bring providing up so I'm sure they have an idea of what they're planning on providing. Not one of them ever mentions what it is though, could it be a sex thing? It's usually women who are expected to "provide" in that sense>splittingIf I pay 50% and he pays 50% how is he providing and I'm being provided for?
>>35033390My supervisor says this to my friendly coworkers hoping he can pair us like zoo animals
You people are loathsome and disgusting.
>>35033503So the men who say they're providing are looking for a stay at home wife? Or should the wife work and keep her own money?
>>35033515We ARE on 4chan..
>>35033515And that's what's so powerful, it's about family.
>>35033513I PROVIDE MY DING DONG. DO YOU HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN? NO!
>>35033513>If I pay 50% and he pays 50% how is he providing and I'm being provided for?That was kind of my point.
>>35033514You should breed
>>35033519I have dildos and I have to use them to get off whether or not there's a meat ding dong involved
>hagmaxxland a 20 something gfthe secret to getting girls your age is to stop trying. this one didnt have her age on her profile so i assumed she was a 30+ hag, instead she's a hag-lite
>>35033515Not me though, I'm the nicest guy around. :^)
>>35033521I would but chad is taken and brad is too scared to use the number I gave him
Why don't you just start your own business?
>>35033516Yeah I always took it as that men saying they want to provide mean they want to pay for their partner to be a stay at home wife, or maybe work a few hours in something she enjoys that hardly pays. That is the only way the word makes sense to me. If you are in a relationship where both partners carry the financial burden together you are just both doing your share and making it possible together, neither is providing for the other, or they are both poviding for each other simulatenously, however you want to see it.
>>35033522It's not the same as a whole man on top of you though, is it
>>35033523She's catfishing you, dump her and get a millennial mommy
>>35033528Don't you need to have money for that And like, a good idea
>>35033523Those will still leave you though. That's what women do, they extort men and dump them.
>>35033528I wanted to start selling the stuff I crochet and knit online, but I don't feel like anybody wants my scarves. And even if they do, it won't make enough money to make it worth it, so it'd be more financially viable to save the scarves to give away as holiday gifts.
Girls, what would you do if an amazing handsome and charming man with a wicked sense of humor, aka me, gave you a (You)?
>>35033541My genie wish is that you become very wealthy and famous from your hobbies.
>Ask girl what she wants to do after she finishes studying>GhostedGirls on dating sites really just want to be offered a date 0.07182635 seconds after a match uh?
>>35033542Ignore you because I'm shy and don't know how to respond to male attention
>>35033542I guess I'd probably just say "eww" and start puking uncontrollably.
>>35033543That's very sweet. I'd rather you spend your genie wish to make getting pregnant easier for me, though.
>>35033544yesbe gladit saves both of you time
>>35033544She is busy with dating while studying. Why are you guys pestering women with things they don't want to think about? Just Neuralink in and learn to be a conversationalist. The bar is on the floor.
I want a moid who dislikes me and would subject me to torture and physical punishment
>>35033543Can I also be very wealthy and famous from my hobbies?
>>35033541I'd buy your scarf
>>35033550can't be me
>>35033550But ur so kute + lowable UwU
>>35033550Hey.
>>35033544Maybe don't ask job interview style questions if your intent is a date.I would assess that you were boring an ghost too.
>>35033542>Girls, what would you do if an amazing handsome and charming man with a wicked sense of humor, aka me, gave you a (You)?Give you a (you) back attached with the white kid smile meme and the thumbs up gif.
>>35033552That's nice of you to say.
>>35033550If you're a typical woman and act like one, it shouldn't be hard to find a man who dislikes you. Being a garbage woman is apparently the most natural thing in the world.
>>35033541NtaI feel that. I like making stuff but if I spend 20 hours on something and price is accordingly no one is going to buy it.
>>35033562It's not even about making a profit off the hours spent. I enjoy making things and the time spent is positive for me. The issue is that the time spent setting up an Internet store and advertising or whatever would be unenjoyable and any money I make wouldn't make that unenjoyable time worth it.
>>35033559>>35033546>>35033545Here ladiesDon't spend it all in one place
>>35033558I figured girls just want to have fun but I'd like a woman who has a modicum of enthusiasm for the direction her life is going.If you get stressed out thinking about what you might do for a living once your parents-funded education ends (AT TWENTY SEVEN BTW) what the fuck are you studying for? "Looking for a long term relationship" my ass
>>35033515>You people are loathsome and disgusting.I agree, I fucking hate every single person in these generals. And yet if someone where to tell me that one of them died I would feel a profound sense of loss and grief. I hate (love) you so much anons
if a girl starts using kiss emojis in texts, does it mean she's interested romantically?she didnt do this before
>>35033547If you do get pregnant, don't ever let your sons grow up to be like me.
>>35033550If you are the fat chaser, I do dislike you.
>>35033569God, moids are so dense
>>35033569Yes. Unless she's being platonic in which case no.
>>35033570If my future child becomes self reflective enough to say something like that after bad decisions, then there's at least something that went right.
>>35033574He's just flexing. The "humblebrag"
>>35033577It actually didn't happen at all, he just saw some twitter post and made up that
>>35033575contextually it wouldnt make senseanyway good thing then>>35033577im an insecure fag, i need everything confirmed by you guys when it comes to interactions with women
>>35033579I'm leaning towards thisthe men here are genuine losers.
>mom won't shut up about me needing to get a girlfriend>tell her I'll let her "advertise" me to anyone she knows if she wants me to get a girlfriend so badly>"Nooooo why am I supposed to help you get a girlfriend, you need to do it YOURSELF. I'll still incessantly nag you about it."It's so tiresome.
>>35033585a century a go they wouldve set you up with someone
Fine, I will use my extremely potent and virile seed to fertilize JH.
Crabs in a bucket, the lot of you.
>>35033585You expect her to chew your food for you too?
>>35033584The women are worse off. I can smell the grippy mental health socks from food posts and the SSRI breath. Men of all social value and walks of life use 4chan. If a woman is using 4chan it means she is of very low quality. Becky and Stacy are getting their clout in insta and snap and TikTok. If a foid is reduced to panhandling for attention on 4chan? Ffffuuuck she's cooked
>>35033587My mam used to pressure me to mack on restaurant waitresses, I told her no, why bother and harass a young lady that's just trying to get through her work day?
>>35033587They still do that.>>35033590I wouldn't be making that post if she wouldn't keep mentioning it, foid.
I'm going to go on a 3rd date with that moid. And I do want to have sex with him. How do I make him know without telling him? For instance if I wear a backless dress, will he think I'm asking for it? Because I am
>>35033597you don't, you just tell him, or leave him alone.
>>35033590Foids can you be my mama bird
>>35033585I don't think she even can help you. In this day and age your mother trying to sell you alone would make you sound like a hopeless basket case before a girl even met you. Assuming you are not from a culture where parents arranging their children's dating life is still more of a thing.
>>35033597>Fucking on a third dateLow class. I know that a lot of you felt no sex before marriage was too strict. But you can't even wait until you're in a commited relationship? Fucking hell gen Z women are really something special
>>35033589Pot calling the kettle black
>>35033593>They still do that.Well do you want her to do it or not? Stop deflecting
>>35033597>3rd dateits kind of expected thenbackless dress or not
>>35033604All it takes is to take a foid out to Red Lobster three times and she opens her legs lol
>>35033597If he's a somewhat decent guy he will not take a specific outfit to mean you are "asking for it". Dressing sexy is fine but just ask him to come over/come up for a drink after the date. Say you don't want your time together to end just yet. Unless he is really cautious and/or thick, he will know then. And even if he doesn't, once you are alone with him you can always kiss him first.
>>35033597Just ask him "your place or mine? ;)" and that's it.
>>35033603No.
>>35033601>>35033604duality of men>>35033598No, I'm not telling him, I want him to put some effort
>>35033601It kind of sucks to find out you're not sexually compatible once in a committed relationship and deep in feelings, though. I think nowadays many people want to find out if they are also compatible in that area before committing.
>>35033609lol, bait
>>35033612That's just lilith.
>>35033610Our relationship with sex also just changed and it's not as taboo as it once was, which is what the shamers ITT refuse to understand because they're prudes and hate their flesh.
>>35033601Faggot
>>35033610Sexual compatibility is a meme. A dick is a dick and a hole is a hole you just slot A into B it's not rocket science. The rest is just finesse and emotions, only autistic women need to become the town bike before figuring out chemistry because they suck at non verbal shit. Any girl who fucks in the phase before getting to boyfriend and girlfriend stage is seen as easy, a slut
>>35033609What do you even mean, what kind of effort? Do you want to pretend you are a prissy girl not interested in sex until he has nagged you into it? Please girl. Have some self-respect. If this is something you want then accept that it is a win for you if he wants to fuck you too. I also take it you want to fuck him because he has already been making an effort to show you a good time during the dates, in case you are bothered by whether he "deserves" it or not...
>>35033567Okay sure but that's not a question you ask someone you haven't even set up a date with yet. That's a "getting serious" question. You're supposed to be finding out if you even like her not worrying about your theoretical relationship 5 years in the future.
>>35033616>and it's not as taboo as it once was,my dads generation pretty much always has sex on the first datewere the prudest generation (35 and below)
this chick has the conversational skills of a wet towel but she keeps texting me
>>35033616No you're just easy if you open yourself up within 3 dates. When a man observes that all it took was three dinner dates to see what your box looks like he will instantly assume you did that for so many other men. He will fuck and date you a bit but he's not gonna think about a future with you.
>>35033564My concerns about profits are assuming that making and selling stuff would be a full time job instead of a hobby I should have clarified. I missed the etsy train anyway it's all trash and scams now.
>>35033616Honestly I don't think this is even such a new development, I think people largely had the same opinion fifty years ago. Maybe not longer ago but still.>>35033619>Sexual compatibility is a meme.Not at all. Besides you are implying it is just about what you enjoy in bed. It isn't, sexual compatibility is also about how important sex is or isn't to you in the first place, how often you want to have it, how big a focus you want it to be in the relationship. Whether you think sex is something you do and should not talk about because talking kills the mystery/whatever, or that communicating openly about sex is very important. There are many different outlooks and while you don't have to be 100% the same you do have to be able to make it work together.>Any girl who fucks etcShe's seen as a slut by you, that doesn't apply to anyone. Most relationships I have known irl including my own (six years going now), sex came before the label.
>>35033605You're the one who initiates anon, how can you blame her.
>>35033626Either stop replying or, if you find that too harsh, fade out by replying less quickly and less eager, give boring replies too. Not a nice thing but there is no good outcome to telling her you find her conversation boring and if you put in effort she will keep going.
I'd wife up a chick who bangs on date 3 2bh, that's what like 3 week, a month, plenty of time. I'm a hoe too I'm not gonna wait around like a eunuch
>>35033601NtaWhy the fuck would I wait until I'm invested to find out if the sex is bad?
Had a 7 year relationship without sex once. i dont know if intimacy would have saved it, always felt like a false promise dangled as incentive that wasnt warranted.
>>35033624Open in the sense in which we talk, think and discuss sex, not whether you'll get laid or not on the first date. In that sense, current day generations are a lot more forthcoming and open about what they want, don't want and what their relationship with sex is. >>35033627Slut shame someone else, man, I'm a dude and simply don't care for this pathetic moralism you're exhibiting. >>35033630The sexual revolution happened and changed a lot, but you still had to maintain a "proper image" in society and couldn't talk liberally about it in the open.
>>35033620>Do you want to pretend you are a prissy girl not interested in sex until he has nagged you into it?I kind of do but if it's not possible then ok
>>35033636Bro...
>>35033636damn i could never be that attractive. this does prove unless a guy giga simps for you he probably doesn't find you too attractive.
>>35033633yeah youre right but im pathetic
>>35033630No it is a meme. Because sex drive is something that fluctuates over time, over change. To expect a static model of sexual compatibility that never changes as if it were hair color or eye color is subhuman IQ thinking because of how unrealistic it is. She's seen as a slut by a majority of people I'm just telling it like it is. If all it takes is buying a girl three drinks and three meals and the man is inside of her it just screams the obvious that she's done this several times before. Which some men are cool with and will date them, but they do that thing where 5 - 10 years go by and she hasn't got a diamond ring. That's because deep down the man knows what she is and won't want to put his name on her
>>35033639I mean anything's possible but this is, if you ask me, a play stupid games win stupid prizes sccenario because personally I find it really fucking creepy if a guy responds to a girl shutting him down with attempts to convince her. I would much rather fuck a guy who will respect it right away when he gets the impression she does not want to. And that is exactly the kind of guy you would lose out on by pretending not to want it. Not trying to be harsher than necessary and I get there can be a lot of pressure on women to act hard to get and all that. But I don't think this is really healthy to act upon in this way.
>>35033648>To expect a static model of sexual compatibility that never changes as if it were hair color or eye color is subhuman IQ thinking because of how unrealistic it is.You are right about this but you need something to work with. Compare it to having a click (or not) as conversational partners. Two people who never run out of things to talk and laugh about together, can still get stuck in a rut where they go through a period of things feeling stale, not feeling like you have much to say, and having to figure out how to connect again when that was once so effortless. That is true and I would expect that outcome to be more common and realistic than it simply always naturally staying good.But that still does not mean that there is no point in trying to get together with someone you can easily talk with instead of someone where you have to put in lots of effort to find common ground and it keeps feeling like work. Both can be true: natural alignment is no guarantee for the future in any way and it is still worth something. >If all it takes is buying a girl three drinks and three mealsThis is a weird take because it also implies that while the guy is on those dates he does not feel any vibe from her and there is no reason to assume anything she does or says to him is about their connection vs how she apparently treats all men. I think most people when they fall in love mutually feel both like they experience a bunch of new strange deep feelings and they can very much see the other person feels exactly the same they do. Then it is not hard to have faith that no, it's not like it would be with any other person, it is this way, somehow, right now. If a man wants to waste years of his life committing to and sacrificing for shared life with a woman he deems below him, that's sad on all accounts and I don't think it is as common as you seem to think.
>>35033645I dont understand the logic.
>>35033648>Ad hominemMechanism: Rather than purely critiquing the argument against static sexual compatibility, the writer attacks the intelligence and human dignity of anyone holding that view.>Straw ManThe writer sets up an extreme, absurd straw man—that people who value sexual compatibility view it as immutable as genetically fixed physical traits (eye color)—to easily knock it down. In reality, most people view sexual compatibility as alignment in values, drives, or preferences, not a fixed biological constant.>Ad Populum:It claims something is true or justified because "a majority of people" supposedly think so, without providing evidence that a majority actually holds this view.Framing the claim with "I'm just telling it like it is" is an attempt to shield a subjective judgment from scrutiny by presenting it as an objective, unfiltered truth.>Hasty Generalization The argument assumes a rigid formula for human behavior. Reciprocating intimacy after a few dates does not logically guarantee a specific past sexual history or pattern. It treats a single scenario as proof of a universal habit.>Slippery SlopeThe writer asserts a direct causal link between early sexual intimacy and a lack of marriage proposal years later. This ignores countless other reasons why relationships might end or why couples choose not to marry (e.g., financial reasons, personal values, emotional incompatibility, lifestyle differences).
>>35033661chatGPT post
>>35033656It's extremely common and is becoming more common. Only 4% of Gen Z got married before 25. Most of the generation of men nowadays would not dare break his bank account to get her a diamond ring and he sure as shit won't give her his name, because he feels ashamed of her and scared of the possibility that she did that easy shit if getting broken into by tinder dates after 3 steaks and eggs. Sexual compatibility my ass lol. If a man or woman thinks to emotionally empathize with each other or learn about each others personalities it requires banging genitals first then they're fucking cooked bro, they'll never actually develop strong bonds. Some do after the retarded act and if that's you that's lucky for you. But a lot of these li'l niggas are nuking their own social value out there
>>35033663Gemini was used, but that's irrelevant as it saves time of rebutting a moron.
>>35033666You require an AI to format your thoughts for you I don't think you're in a position to call anyone a moron
>>35033669Not all replies deserve a human response.
>>35033650I know it's kinda immature but I'd like to feel "taken" by him
>>35033665Or marriage is getting less important? I am planning to get married but it is because right now, I would have no right to remain living in our shared home if my partner died in a freak accident. It is not because I feel a lot about the institute of marriage and I sure as fuck don't want a diamond ring. A lot of the people around me feel this way or at least similar. I also have a lot of friends who did plan to get married but had kids first because it made sense in their career or for their ages, and kids take up a lot of money and energy that makes most people just put off the idea of some big expensive wedding for some day. I never said you need to have sex to emotionally empathize or learn about someone's personality. But you are also close to friends, also empathize with them and know (and continue to learn about) their personality. In a monogamous relationship it is expected that you derive your sexual enjoyment exclusively out of your dynamic with that other person (and masturbation/fantasy). Then it is pretty relevant if you feel understood and accepted by them specifically in sexual terms, if it is an area of life you can easily enjoy together instead of having to scramble to make it work.
>>35033674Nta just act suggestive and more flirty than normal, if he doesn't take the lead then just means he's more of a submissive guy and perhaps not compatible with you.
Thoughts on Nigella Lawson?
Someone's afraid of sex
>>35033674I don't think there's anything wrong with that as a fantasy but again I do think the guys that would want to "take" you are a red flag for that reason alone. Also say you just run with it and emrace this perspective. Fine, but then the only logical consequence is it's out of your hands and you have no control. You can wear a sexy outfit, you can flirt with him or taunt him, but it's only up to him if he picks up on your hints and if he feels comfortable pushing it even when you remain relatively passive over all. That is not a "make it happen" situation, you will just have to wait it out and see if he is that kind of guy.
>>35033677Not sure if you're a woman or not since you just said you sure as shit don't want a diamond ring. But let me tell you something about men, we see that diamond ring as a symbol of worth and value. We only consider giving that to a woman who we feel is worth it. Sometimes men can take a long time getting it for her, not because she isn't worth it but because life has a lot of obstacles financially and maybe he wants to save up for the best ring. But if the calendar is going by year after year and you see he has the money already and it's year after year going by and still no ring, it means he doesn't think she is worth it, it's just that simple.
Where is Scotland?
>>35033567Based.
>>35033686How old are you?
>>35033674Why would you want him to be a pushy asshole? A man worth keeping won't keep trying to coerce a woman to sleep with him if she seems unenthusiastic you are setting yourself up to get surprise analed.
>>35033686Annon I am a woman, we are both broke, and I would be actively super angry if he invested a lot of money in some diamong ring (for a woman who never wears jewellery because she does not enjoy it) that could've gone to our savings for our future kids. He knows this because he knows me. Not everyone is the same and I find it pretty disgusting that it is so culturally accepted that an expensive useless object supposedly shows your love and devotion are real. That is just marketing. There is nothing romantic about marketing. Feelings are what they are, with or without performative gestures.
>>35033691Hm. Then priorities really have changed haven't they? Do you think it's the economic shifts that's switched the culture on marriage and dating? And what do you suppose will replace the institution of marriage? Humans typically require ceremony or some sort of signal of exclusivity
>>35033690>t. AGP
>>35033694Ceremony, rites and symbolic gifts and gestures =/= expensive objects
>>35033695? I'm female, and right.
Women would you tell your man that he's so big and strong while feeling his body and muscles
>>35033694NtaThe diamond ring was the new dowry. Now that most women work it's no longer necessary for her to have an expensive object that belongs solely to her so she can sell it to leave him if he's abusive or if he dies. She has her own savings account now.
>>35033700that feels too obvious/cliche.
>>35033694To be fair I'm not American and I don't feel the wedding industry has ever been as huge here as I see it in the media. For example engagement isn't really a big deal either, the most instagrammy couples do it but for most it is more that you agree that you will get married (can be a proposal, can be just a conversation) without a specific ring for that. It has been relatively common for decades for couples to have kids without being married. Now is not even the most hostile time for it, I know in the seventies and eighties it was deemed super uncool to have an unironic big wedding instead of just getting married for the tax benefits and having a small party to celebrate that you tied the knot and that was that. My parents had a very casual wedding in 1989 (mom even wore pants, no dress, all in purple) and she still made an ordeal out of it compared to her two brothers and their wives, who didn't even have weddings with guests. If anything I feel it has become more popular in recent years because of the social media stuff, some people really want to show off this day where they look their best and celebrate their love and gather all their friends. But obviously only a small subset of people can afford to have that lavish wedding you want to broadcast and it is still not the norm. I might be biased because of all that but I don't think it matters a lot. Most people have already been comitted and exclusive for years when they get married - since they moved in together, since they became official, sometimes even since they started talking. It is important that your environment acknowledges the seriousness of the commitment but I don't think it matters whether they witness a wedding ceremony or just hear you got married - or that you have a child together, which after all ties people together forever more efficiently than any piece of paper.
>>35033682>Thoughts on Nigella Lawson?Would. She got the Jewish mommy milkers and is really posh. https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I>>35033687>Where is Scotland?It's the top half of the UK. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?>>35033700>Women would you tell your man that he's so big and strong while feeling his body and musclesNot so heavy-handed because it seems performative, but I would do something similar.
>>35033690>>35033685>>35033680Okay I promise I won't do anything stupid.To return to the backless dress subject: should I wear it?
>>35033708Yeah sure, nothing wrong with the dress idea.
>>35033701>The diamond ring was the new dowry.Dowry has the unique property of being valuable. and positing a rainy day fund. Its where the "good linen" comes from. Normally, peasant girls would gate acrate of highq quality linen they weaved in their teens to bring into the marriage. Seeing that that was quite valuable back then, it was also a last resort if the family ran out of money.Diamond rings lose almost all of their value the second they leave the jewelry store as diamonds are next to worthless and don't keep value liek precious gems do. Its purely a psyop by the DeBeers comany to offload their diamonds, and it has never caught on anywhere outside the US because people simply aren't that stupid.
>>35033694>And what do you suppose will replace the institution of marriage?Normal relationships? >Humans typically require ceremony or some sort of signal of exclusivityNo, not really. Its a decision. Also any true bond is forged by going through stuff together, and by time. You can't force it with a contract anyways.
State gender
Women, why?
Good morning. Can an goth naturalist from the country and a preppy corpo city boy really find love?
What are the signs that makes you say "this is a whore" both genders please.
Women if I gave you an heirloom ring (orange-gold band, big pink jewel on top) would you think it's ugly?
Femanons, how artistic are your nudes?
I was exposed to men's penises at a very young age. They inseminated my buttocks.
>>35033722>preppy corpoSounds gay.But most of all I'd ask myself why a tall good looking dude has to resort to online dating and "cuddle dates" in order to get laid and find a gf. There has ot be something there, I'm not even tall or fit and I can just go to the next bar and try my luck easily.
>>35033722If he's the Dark Academia type of preppy, it may work.
>>35033686How do I make sure my bf isn't a materialist himbo like this? Even well-meaning men rarely seem to have a theory of mind for their partners, like I told my ex I hated restaurants and he understood and lamented restaurants being lame with me but he still kept trying to impress me with the fanciest of restaurant meals for years and was devastated when I continued to not be impressed with something I hated
>>35033723guys who try to subtly brag about being tall. i'm not particularly into super tall guys but yeah this makes me basically think "oh he's a male attention whore, cringe". i think attention-seeking is a big whore sign when it comes to guys.
Would you date a man who is a talented rapper, tagger, and street dancer?
>>35033727just realized i've never taken nudes, how funny is that. and like i'm skinny and all but never got the desire to.
>>35033723Visible ankle tattoos, ankle bracelets, toe rings, wearing flip flops in seasons other than summer.
>>35033732I think he does it for himself. He probably likes the fancy foods.
>>35033736You will
>>35033722>naturalistYou mean like a nudist? How does that work with goths?>>35033723>What are the signs that makes you say "this is a whore"If they accept payment in exchange for sexual services.>>35033727>how artistic are your nudes?Far more aesthetic than artistic. I'm not a creative person, but I can make myself look modelesque.
>>35033740lolol what sort of response is that. doubt, never been interested.
>>35033569You're just a practice moid to her either way.
Is the building on fire or are they just turning on the heat for the first time since last year
>>35033748Probably the latter
>>35033739Then why tell me that he totally gets it, hates restaurants too and is more than OK with not going to them? I can't help but think he didn't believe me because in his mind women want X and Y regardless of what they say
I’m huge
Tell that stupid ass bitch imma fuck her in the mouth
>>35033752Shouldn't have eaten so much pig-kun
>>35033726Sentiment > everything elseDon't give that thing to anyone you aren't tying down for life though
>>35033731Im talking conservative ex-frat. Im disgusting, I know. I dont know why Im attracted to assholes.>>35033730Well have you ever been in love? Love makes people do crazy things.>>35033727My nudes are fine I guess. Not too artistic.
>>35033726Even if I did I'd never say it
>>35033723>yeah I've tried dating a guy long distance before but it didn't work out>I don't get why my friend who lives across the country is with his girlfriend; she's a loser
>>35033732>he still kept trying to impress me with the fanciest of restaurant mealsCute, even though he's clearly at a loss as to what you'd value more than expensive slop food
you ever see a girl and you just know she got good pussy? or is it just me
>>35033757>Love makes people do crazy things.Love doesn't make people open a tindr account. Just saying to keep being mindful, people who have an online dating account are either obvious losers or have somethin wrong with them.
I just saw some pictures of the Jane Doe woman Lucy Craig. She's kind of cute. Truly such a pity she's such a disgusting whore.
>>35033762There's some elegant, skinny ones who I imagine to have very tight innies and they usually have.
>>35033753She said, "HMMN MMM MN!" Couldn't understand her with the dick in her mouth.
>>35033722Yeah, but you'd probably have to move to the city.
>>35033588Get in line.
>>35033764I saw some pics of her with her Chad bf. Even Chad gets cucked and has to learn from international news that his gf has been snorting ketamine off a bunch of men's penises at college.
how many of you are left handed? im just curious
>>35033727They're sloppy and raunchy, not artistic.
>>35033769But was he her boyfriend during the gangbangs? I imagine she went off the rail in part due to Chad withdrawal syndrome.
>>35033708If you want to sure. I understand where you're coming from but I'm old I've come to appreciate a man who is clearly interested but makes me make the first move. Obviously not all guys who make the first move are dicks but if you're reluctant and he's still pushing that's the kind of guy who's going to get you drunk and stick it in your ass without any warmup or lube.
Took an entire day, but I'm feeling better now.Damn these sicknesses
>>35033759Can you explain those two examples you've provided with context.
how does a gangbang work? sorry im a inexperienced guy and i just dont understand how can >=2 guys fuck the same girl. like do they all fuck her at the same time? or does one guy fuck while the other watches lol
>>35033773>get you drunk and stick it in your ass without any warmup or lubeScary...
>>35033754He's probably bloated. Don't be a mean/bully girl anon
I'm the kind of guy that girls wanna fuck
foidcan you snowboard?would you go snowboard with me?
>>35033744For me?
>>35033726I would be disappointed but not say that.My sister would be thrilled however. Her actual engagement ring is pretty much what you described.>>35033727Less artistic more taken by an artist so I take 30 of them to get one pose with the right lighting. >>35033748It keeps smelling like a dryer in here and I keep thinking the same thing but it's just the dust baking on the radiator.
>>35033775No.
>>35033776One puts it in her vagina and the other puts it in her butthole. That's how you also catch stds.
>>35033785I'll ask chatgpt
>>35033777Not when it's the first time anything's ever been in your ass lol. Just trust me. Dating that guy sucks. He thinks he gets to make all the decisions and throws a 3 day fit if you disagree with his dinner plans. They're actually giant toddlers.
>>35033786how the fuck do women even consent to this shit bro. how
>>35033788I'm sure it can probably pick up what I was putting down.
I walk. I smoke.
>>35033782No, no. I'm not compatible with any winter sports besides ice skating.
>>35033790$
>>35033789I mean I agree, I never had anal sex and don't want to
Being truly prescient sucks because you absolutely know there are going to be genetic wars in the future but you can't express that fear without sounding like a schizo in the present.
>>35033782Probably. But no. I would not like to go somewhere freezing on purpose.
How long does a womans period last?This woman got really flirty with and we talked about meeting up, then the next day she stopped talking to me and said she got her period and felt like shit. That was 3 days ago, I want to check it to see if shes feeling better yet. Yes I know its probably an excuse and its already over but I wont know unless I try
>>35033726That sounds like a ringpop
>>35033798I think in the long term that we're headed towards a CRISPR and wetware cyborgs vs humanity situation
>>35033784>Less artistic more taken by an artist so I take 30 of them to get one pose with the right lighting.Who are you sending these to?
>>35033770Me.>>35033782I can not. Last time I tried I was 12. I cried lol. I'm not really into being outside when it's cold.
>>35033783i wouldn't have gotten this far if i said yes to maleanons. i may be a loser but i have my basic dignity left.
Do foids like to ride bikes?
>>35033803Well you only send the one good one No one these days I haven't taken any in a while
>>35033700Yeah. And I'd say >his dick is fat too.
>>35033807I haven't in forever because bikes cost money but I would
>>35033802You forgot about the corporate drones.
>>35033782Sort ofProbably not because I sucked at it when I was fit, I'm not gonna be able to survive a mountain now when I haven't been on a board in a decade.
>>35033807i used to do nothing else, when i was 15 or 16 i got my dad's old but expensive roadbike (he's a bit of a manlet and i'm his height so it was perfect for me) and got addicte to biking. now i don't have a roadbike anymore and live in a very hilly place, don't enjoy it as much anymore.
>>35033782i used to ski
>>350338005-8 days for most if she's natty and not taking anything that fucks with it.Yes she probably does feel like shit and depending on how bad her hormones are screwed up it might take her a few more days to start getting her energy back.
>>35033807>>35033811>>35033817Nag but are we talking motorbikes or bicycles
>>35033818rich people thing
>>35033812Those guys are also cyborgs in my half-baked predictions for the 22nd century
>>35033822bikes, not motorcycles, american.
Women, do you send your female friends nudes?
>>35033825Cuz I want sum pussaaaayFrom a bad bitch... On a big bike yeah
>>35033822Bicycles.>>35033811I haven't ridden one since I was little and am not very excited to spend several hundred bucks on a bike, but I'm moving somewhere where I won't be getting around by car anymore and figure I should try it again>>35033817Sounds like fun. I'm about to move somewhere very flat and mostly concrete, so I'm going to give bike commuting a try
>>35033820Ouch. I'll wait a few more days and if she doesnt say anything I'll send her a message.Im just wondering if she was only flirting with me because she was horny due to almost getting her period
How 2 date bad bitch on bike (hers)
>>35033828I don't have friends
>>35033835>very flatLike you?
>>35033839But if you did, would you?
Is there any coming back from poking fun at your gfs rack?
>>35033835sounds like a good idea. try a gravel bike if the roads are even a bit rough and you don't enjoy the sensation of getting a mini head trauma whenever you go over a curb lol
>>35033840I'm a man. Please put your dick away>>35033846lol noted
I should impregnate her
>>35033839y not
Women, thoughts on wrapping your legs around him
>>35033828No, I only send them to my gf.
Asked a girl out and she answered something like>I'll be away for the next two weeks, we'll see after I come backHow over is it
>>35033828No, but Ive flashed deercams with my friends before.
>>35033790This one didn't. A foursome meant that she would have to take part in anal sex, which she didn't want and therefore they only spitroasted her and stuff.
>>35033862It's always felt pretty silly and dumb, but it does make trying for a baby a lot more intense.
>>35033867It probably got posted online and ended up on gif where I jacked off to it btw
>>35033866you're a simp so you'll ask again anyway
>>35033866Ball’s in her court but I’d call that over. And also retarded lol
>>35033823i'm not rich...
>>35033876I think if I were in her shoes that I’d know what my schedule looked like after those two weeks and could just give a straight yes or no on the spot
>>35033880Just do nothing
>>35033866just shelve her until she texts you back, forget her until she does. In the meantime meet another girl from your rotation.You do have a rotation , right? You're not a simp who hyperfixates on one girl the second she gives him any attention whatsoever, right?
>>35033881I’m not the anon that posed the question but I agree, he should just let her make the next move if she’s actually interested
We have one femanon online and it's the extremely boring elderly one
>>35033886I know you ain't talking about me.
I remember my first bf. We were in high school. I thought we will always be together. Then it turned out he wants to go to college and I couldnt because I barely managed to graduate from high school. He didn't tell me that until the summer break. So I invited him over when my parents went on vacation and had sex with him (we didn't do it before) and told him to go to college and not worry about me. I thought that would make him change his mind and stay with me but he didn't, he went to college anyway. It was 8 years ago and I still cant get over it.God I hate moids
>>35033872Hope you had a good time.
>>35033866Women's lives are dating-heavy, please understand and be patient.
>>35033892Women be shopping.
>>35033837>because hornyPossibly. Iirc ovulation and peak horny is ~7-10 days after period ends though. She was probably already crashing. Tell her to feel free to reach out if she needs anything but not more than that because it's simpy. Don't hit her up again until like Friday to make plans. If she puts you off again it's over.
>>35033888>you ain't talkingJH moment
>>35033901Fuck you.
>>35033865Does she love your ass since you lack tits?
>>35033903What are poly finances like anyway? I assume you all file taxes independently. If he gets you pregnant first, is he gonna marry you for the tax benefits?
>>35033904She loves my tits, too. Idk why.
>>35033909She's got great taste obvs.
>>35033889Are you still an expert miscommunicator?
>>35033907>I assume you all file taxes independentlyWe started living together this year after tax season, so idk really. I assume it counts as sharing a household for reporting purposes, but idk how that affects anything else.>is he gonna marry you for the tax benefits?Correct. It makes anything involving legal parentage so much easier, too.
>>35033912Taste really is subjective. I'm glad we don't live in a world where everybody has the exact same opinions.
>>35033770>how many of you are left handed?I am>>35033776>how does a gangbang work?It's a lot of logistics.>>35033782I've only snowboarded once, and it was at a pretty low incline. It felt a lot better than skiing, tho. Which is weird, because inline skating felt a lot better than skateboarding.>>35033828>do you send your female friends nudes?My best friend and I used to to get each other's input, but not anymore. In hindsight, that was pretty weird.>>35033907More importantly, who pays on the date? Split the bill three ways?
>>35033889Is this a falseflag? Like, nobody can be this fucking retarded
>be white blonde Stacey, dating white bf with a girthy cock>out of nowhere this short pear blatina shows up, marries your guy and carries his child???
>>35033770I'm right-handed left-footed, but ambidextrous when playing volleyball for some reason
>>35033917>who pays on the date?Whoever is most liquid at the moment. But we pool our money so it doesn't really matter in the end.
>>35033921>out of nowhere Is this a joke or what?
>>35033921you're a stacy? :O
>>35033776my experience>guy invites me to a 3way with his gf>we talk a bit and i agree>guy cums super early (he was nervous iirc) and takes a break>his gf and I just sort of go at it while he idles nearby for a few minutes>he cums again while she jerks him offvery awkward experience
Women. How would you address this problem culturally? Not even memeing. These women are repulsive. I think the worst part is that they don’t have the social skills to understand this. How do we fix this?
>>35033917Was she gay too?
>>35033921Puerto Rican hoes really do be doing this shit. The worst part is they’re always down to fight a bitch too.
>>35033935The only one who needs fixing is you, because I can guarantee that 9/10 of these women will find a new man. Have you considered that your virginity fetish is the actual reason you are unhappy?
>>35033937>Was she gay too?She's bi, but she prefers men.>>35033938JH is Puerto Rican?
>>35031097Men, which would you rather, considering either would be loyal and won't hypergamy you regardless of how much you earn or your own talents
>>35033935these women will find a man who will take of them. women can have their cake and eat it too. the dating game is rigged against men. just fuck around and dont be serious, that's the best advice for any guy
>>35033935I don't use dating apps but can't you filter out "has kids" on bumble?
>>35033914Huh? In your situation you should get a higher deduction as a single parent. Especially if you file as head of household. Assuming the other girl eventually gets knocked up to you both can.
>>35033935You can't put the kid back in. Be the one to impregnate them first or quit whining.
>>35033921>out of nowhereyou should lurk before posting like this and outing yourself as not knowing the full lore of our biggest parasocial non-namefag
>>35033945>JH is Puerto Rican?No.>>35033951Is it fraud to live with and financially cooperate with the father of your child but still claim to be a single mother?
>>35033951someone's kids have to be legally bastards and she doesn't want it to be hers. She's making the right move.
>>35033954The Loremaster has spoken.
>>35033943This isn’t a virginity fetish thing.>Fat>Bad tattoos>Nose piercings>Entry level wagie job>Trying to look like a ho using a filter>Proudly stating they have 100% custody implying that the dad is a deadbeat, abusive, in jail, dead, or don’t even know the kid exists which is indicative that they have shitty taste in menLess is more sometimes. Just say you have a kid for fair disclosure reasons, post actual pictures of yourself, and try to look nice. This shit is low effort, slovenly, and cringe.
>>35033935by letting women have access to abortion and castrating men like >>35033948
I got approached by swingers at a bar. I was too scared to say no because the situation was so bizarre and took their phone numbers. I am a virgin who has never been on a date before.What would you do in this situation? They have already texted me and both have my phone number. Both genders can respond.
>>35033947top are kids they don't count.Honestly mid women are kinda cute once you meet them IRL and you can make them smile and stuff.
>play video game>suddenly enemy disappears in front of my eyes>move my camera, it appears again>move my eyes, it disappears againOh, it's a migraine attack, nice. :)
>>35033958Eventually they’re going to make polygamy legal. Thats really the next big battle politically imo along with arranged marriage. In fifteen years feminists will be squaring off with Indians and trying to outlaw arranged marriage and Pride will be awkwardly infighting with Mormons as they both try to get fair tax treatment for polycules.
>>35033965No god damn it again you are missing the point. The issue for me isn’t that they are single moms. It’s that they look trashy as fuck and their profiles are lazy and don’t make them look good. This is like watching a dipshit go into a business professional job interview with no tie and sneakers on.
It’s over if you’re a younger brother
>>35033947the White one
>>35033975My younger brother worked hard, got a great job, married an amazing woman, etc.
>>35033966>tucking another man’a wife non-secretivelyAll kinds of nope
>>35033970I have the same typeit fucking sucks
>>35033975Why
Do you think Lara croft would date a loser?
>>35033966I wouldn't respond
>>35033984We texted already and i have sent a few messages trying to be polite. i am afraid of ignoring them or blocking them that seems rude.
>>35033981How often do you have them? How long does your aura last?I used to have them more often (they started in puberty for me), but now it's 3~5 times a year, the aura lasts for abou 40 minutes and then I have a headache for the rest of the day, sometimes into the next day.I've got them twice while hiking, once while I was hiking through knee deep snow, that was fucking awful. lmao At least the weather was nice and warm and I wasn't on a dangerous track.
>>35033974Half of those were knocked up barely out of high school/college and left to raise their kids on their own by trash men (most men). They don't have enough life experience or capital to be raising a family; the trashiness is just immaturity. Yet men still insist on lowering the age of consent and that females are capable of being mothers as soon as they have their first period.
>>35033947Top are kids therefore them.
>>35033991Yeah hard no on that shit from me. I want the legal age of adulthood raised to 25.
>>35033947Bottom. Not because of their looks but moreso I refuse to concede the humiliation of being an idiot compared to my high IQ gf. I already hate being dumb, being the dummy in a relationship is a step too far.
God damnI had a hiccup wrong and the lung at my man titty area hurts.
>>35033990its completely random for meI used to get them regularly when I was younger, then they were gone for almost 10 years, now its like once or twice a year (knock on wood)aura lasts about an hour, then the headache for a couple of hours with the aftershock remaining for the rest of the day
>>35033947The 140 IQ stemcel on the right is a convicted felon that’s still on probation and 11 billion dollars in debt.
>>35034000She was also an absolute freak sex demon. Need her
>>35033996Quite similar to me then.Have you ever been to a neurologist for it?I got an MRI two years ago and he also did one of those seizure tests, but it all came back negative/no issues.He just told me to take some ibu whenever I have them, which do help to mitigate the headache quite a bit, but not completely.Glad to hear you're only experiencing them rarely. :)Some have this regularly like every month or more often, which sounds incredibly debilitating.
>>35034004never been tested. Told my doc about them and just said I'll have to deal with them.no painkillers work for me so I try to sleep through it if possible
>>35033983I think Lara Croft wouldn't date Vegeta
>>35033995I hate that. They always make me suck in my sternum too hard and that shit hurts
>>35034002NTA but she's 100% used goods and probably participated in the rationalist community with Sam Bankman-Fried, which means she was involved in polyamory and orgies.
>>35034002She is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen. All that money and she never even considered plastic surgery?
>>35034006I usually lay down in front of the TV and watch something relaxing. Think I might go take a bath now though, since I've been meaning to anyway.My neurologist prescribed me some medication I can use in combination with ibuprofen that should accelerate and intensify how well that uses, but I honestly never tried it before and I don't remember what it was called. Paracetamol and other stuff never helped me either with the migraine, just 400mg of ibuprofen.
>>35034013You are incredibly stupid.The fuck do you need plastic surgery for when you got a ton of money.Retard.
>>35033446I'm not even sure if I am or not
She'd think I'm handsome
>>35034016Money comes and goes. As she has learned. If she had gotten her face fixed and some fake tits and ass she could at least become a zero income housewife. Now she’s going to have to sell the rights to her story and work out some goofy as fuck deal with the buyers on how she is paid so she can afford an apartment and collect welfare.
Need a non-conforming gf.
>>35034021>why is jeff bezos bald, why doesnt he buy hair treatments with all that money
State gender.Were you ever disappointed how somebody online looked after you found out? Who and why?
how the heck is a man meant to lose his virginity legitimately past 25
>>35034021Caroline will get help from some of the nonprofits SBF gave tens of millions of dollars to, like Effective Ventures and Centre for Effective Altruism. Maybe even Anthropic through a proxy, because there's somewhat of a connection. Maybe she'll become an AI safety researcher.
>>35031097Girls, do you know of anyone who has participated in onylfans or similar sex work type stuff ever since the barrier to entry became so low ?Was on simpcity for some free leaked content and was in the thread of girls in my country. And man, it's quite shocking how many seemingly normal looking women have accounts even at a young age. Guys (or even girls) do you think this is something that we need to worry about in the future that a girl you date might've had an sex work acc at some point?
>>35033987Well that's stupid
>>35033947Is that Liv Tyler in the bottom left? I would her.
>>35034027download grindr
>watching the hunger games because some friends want to rewatch them before the new movie comes out>notice how Katniss drags Peeta along when he clearly likes her, but she likes Gale (but at the same time Gale can't empathize with her through the lived experience of the games like Peeta can since he was actually there)>will tell Peeta she doesn't love him and then 5 seconds later tell him to stay and cuddle with her and kiss him before going back to romancing Gale a few scenes laterMan, Katniss is kind of a manipulative bitch. But then again, I had to remind myself that Jennifer Lawrence is supposed to be playing a traumatized 16-year-old girl who's emotionally fried because she had to kill people as a teenager. So it kind of makes sense why she does it, but it doesn't make her right for it. You know what I'm saying? But ultimately it made me think of a girl who dragged me along using the exact same words Katniss used on Peeta and say, "Damn, he's literally me fr fr!"
>>35034027The same way you have sex after 25
>>35033935If men seeing this don't understand that the problem is usually men, then they don't deserve a family.>>35033948^^Also agree, castrate these guys^^>>35033995
>>35034030no i don't know anyone like that
>>35034027is this the new schoolposter?
>>35034026MThe one time I WASN'T disappointed finding out what someone online looked like was more remarkable.
>>35034025Jeff Bezos has a level of marketability by building one of the biggest companies to ever exist. When you get the title of richest man in the world you will never be poor again after that. Caroline and Sam were both a long way away from being that level. Laymen never really knew who they were until the scandal broke.
>>35034035Never take a movie adaptation at face value.In the books it's much more clear that she doesn't like Gale and that she's an unreliable narrator who doesn't understand that people like her. The movie was capitalizing on the love triangle thing because twilight.
>>35034027He's not. He's meant to lose it at about 17-18.
>>35034042Didn’t you kill your kid?
I take it all back, I LOVE WHITE WOMEN!
>>35034052No. Patrick.
>>35034055this but unironicallyMy friends all think I have an asian bias because the last 3 girls I've dated were asian but it's honestly just because I don't know that many hot white girls
>>35034042>castrate these guysShould we castrate your son in advance?
>>35033388>Her back pocket is bigger than a sling bag
GenderWould you rather have a lemonade that's 100% synthetic but is the best tasting thing everorA 100% organic lemonade made using pure lemons and cane sugar but tastes like shit.
>>35034067F the latter, life gives me shit lemons anyway
>>35034067M,I'll have the synthetic lemonade, all I ask is you be good enough to trick my mouth.I'm already and avid coke zero drinker.
If germans are so cold and unfeeling then why were they so good at romanticism
>>35034067>A 100% organic lemonade made using pure lemons and cane sugar but tastes like shit.That doesn’t taste like shit.
>>35034072it just does.
>>35034073Not how that works
>>35034075It just is, you have to accept it.
>>35034075Did you have breakfast this morning
Anons, what’s a good computer chair for gaming and just general use I guess? Preferably from amazon. I just don’t know what reviews are real.
>>35034067>100% syntheticWhat does this mean?I take it 95% of the volume is still water, which you don't really produce "synthetic" and the rest is sugar and aroma? Not that different from some sodas you can buy today.
Need flexible 5'11 150lb gf
>>35034084I have a Flexispot BS14 since last year and it's nearly perfect. My back pain is pretty much gone.
>>35034085y'know, 0% juice type deals.
do girls like men's asses? cheeks, cracks, holes, etc.
>>35033935>jump face first into the waste dump of the dating world aka online dating>how can this dump be filled with trash? This is an outrage!The uninstall button is right there, dude.
>>35034090That does not mean that "100% of the ingredients are synthetic".
>>35034095well it's the future so it's all synthetic.
>>35033983>Do you think Lara croft would date a loser?She gives me the vibe that she wants to come home to a house husband in an apron and sweatpants. Like in touch with his feminine side, loves cooking, and is supportive of what she does for a living.>>35034030>Girls, do you know of anyone who has participated in onylfans or similar sex work type stuff ever since the barrier to entry became so low ?I have a few friends, mostly online, that have. Two for them are top 0.1%, but one is trans.>do you think this is something that we need to worry about in the future that a girl you date might've had an sex work acc at some point?Not really. It's not actually as common as it seems, even if it still is a surprising amount. And even if it was, it seems like one of those "once everyone is super, no one will be" type situations where nudity isn't all that big a deal. >>35034084>what’s a good computer chair for gaming and just general use I guess?What style? Like those bucket chairs, an executive chair, or an office chair? What's your budget? What features are important? From personal experience, I would recommend against leather if you spend a lot of time without pants. Your ass will stick to it.>>35034092>do girls like men's asses?I like a guy with some nice cheek meat.
>>35034096You are really not that hood at this.
>>35034065The phone is the same size as the zipper it's not worth it to get it in and out of the bag. I'm a size 2.
>>35034100oop, lol.
Spoilers from JH's life
>>35034098She already comes home to a butler. What more could she possibly need?
>>35034102Stupid sexy anon.
>>35034067FWhy do the real lemons taste like shit? Do you have poor person palette? The years of malnutrition have made you think that foods that don't have things added to them to make them more shelf stable taste bad? If you get used to garbage you think garbage tastes good.
>>35034062A below average asian girl at least isn’t usually fat. A below average white girl is always shaped like the pillsbury dough bough.
>>35034107they just do, bruh, mega corps released viruses targeting us domestic lemon crops so now all you get is imported lemons from grown on poisoned soil, happy?
>>35034104Not pregnant enough.
>>35034092I'm all about the cheeks but don't want anything to do with the hole
>>35034112understandable. have a great day.
>Try to break up with girl>Ill never give up on you>Cyber stalks me for six months and messages all my friends asking about meGirls stop doing this shit.
>>35034088I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you anon.>>35034098>What style? Like those bucket chairs, an executive chair, or an office chair? What's your budget? What features are important? From personal experience, I would recommend against leather.I would prefer to not go over a couple hundred bucks, but I’m aware computer chairs are expensive for a good one. Currently I have a gaming chair, and the best thing I like about it is it has an extendable foot rest, and I can lean all the way back to relax without getting on the couch. In terms of style- something comfortable. Gaming chairs are not comfy at all.
I cancelled a dinner date with my Girlfriend last week for no real good reason. I feel awful about doing it. We talked it over, but I think she is still really mad at me. We have new plans to go out this week. Should I just let it be or should I press more about it?
>>35034114That's what you get for sticking in BPD grippy.As we all do.
>>35034108They also are less likely to have nose rings or dumb tattoosThough for some reason, I think nose rings only look good on brown women. I've met some girls with cool tattoos, but 70% of tattoos feel like shitposts on skin.
>>35034110I figured you were complaining about a shitty lemonade you received I didn't realize this was a hypothetical that takes place in an au where lemons suddenly taste like shit. My bad.
>>35034116Cancel this week too.(it'd Sunday, so yiu actually meant to write next week)
>>35034116Again with this?What exactly do you hope to gain by "pressing" you fucked up wtf are you the one pressing for.
>>35034121NTA, but you're autistic.
>>35034116>Should I just let it be or should I press more about it?What does that even mean. Usually the mad person is the one pressing it. If you're the one at fault you should be trying to let it die and make her look forward to the next date.
>>35034104Why does she kinda look like michael jackson tho
>>35034123He needs her to punish him so he feels "even".He is socially inept, be nice with the little mongo.
>>35034116chad shit
>>35034128He's going to get himself dumped
>>35034131Good.
>>35034115Something like this?https://a.co/d/0eEN4Sql
>>35034084Steelcase leap.
>ywn be femanon's lick boysigh...
Need to cum inside the same woman 4 times a week for the rest of my life
>>35034150>irlI was talking about Catwoman dumbass not JH.
>>35034156>4 times a weekWhat a weak week.
>>35034158That's an average for the rest of our lives. Gotta factor in when she's recovering from giving birth or one of us is sick. For the 20 years or so when we're young and hot it'll probably be more like 5-6 times a week
need to be cummed inside by the same man 4 times a week
>>35034063No just gen Z and above. We can fix this.
Women wouldn't know good music if it beat them straight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aabk94wOBY
State Gender.I'm a guy looking to go to Therapy for the first time and it's daunting the array of Therapists out there. Which of these is best or most effective and what is the difference?>Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT)>Dialectical behavior therapy (DBT)>Acceptance and commitment therapy (ACT)Is it better for a guy to have a female or male Therapist?
>>35034067Lemons were bred to taste like shit because that's what bitterness is.
>>35034167mI don't know shit about therapy outside of physical therapy, but I don't think you should see a female therapist for mental shit
>>35034167fi think it makes sense to have a therapist that shares the same race, religious beliefs, and gender as u
>>35034167MNever been to therapy, but I think those therapy types are for different type of people and issues.Depending on your issues, a man or woman could be more beneficial, but I assume people can connect with therapists of their own sex better.
>>35034167Depends on what you need and your preferences.
>>35034163Fine, but I gotta warn you I make an ugly face when I cum
>>35034166>Women wouldn't know good music if it beat them straight.Post Moon Man>>35034167It depends what you're going to therapy for. What are you hoping to accomplish?
>>35034174>>35034176Anxiety, not following through on things with my girlfriend and our relationship, low energy and motivation. analysis paralysis when trying to do things, not able to calm my mind and detach from work and worrying about things.
>>35034147Yeah, I saw that earlier. What do you think, anon?
>>35034167FDepends why you're going. I've tried CBT and DBT and only got any use out of DBT. CBT is just paying someone to listen to you complain and validate your feelings.Whether the therapist is a man or a woman comes down to which gender you're more comfortable sitting alone with for an hour.
>>35034167I highly recommend ACT, it has helped me a lot
>>35034181>F>I've tried CBT?
>>35034185
Women, do different orgasms feel different? Like does a masturbation orgasm feel different from a fingering orgasm, an oral orgasm, or a penetrative orgasm?
>>35034189naggive yourself a prostate or nipple orgasm and you'll find the answer
>>35034092I love a good bubble butt on a man. A nice hole to peg is a bonus
>>35034179I've heard that CBT is best for most if not all of those. As for gender, whoever you're most comfortable talking to would probably be best.
>>35034188I realized it works either way after typing that post lol
>>35034167Don't do it bro. It's a trap and they are going to fuck you up. If you feel like you have to, find a dudebro Therapist, most of the women will be misogynistic man haters that will have you blaming yourself and taking accountability for everything.
>>35034167You definitely do NOT want a female therapist. They will fuck with your head and you might come out of it worse than you went in.
>>35034150>obsessed creep reposts the same AI filtered image for the millionth time>deletes it out of fear of getting callee out for being a creep and getting banned for the millionth timeWhat a fucking sad pussy.
>>35034188>femanon reposting my gifNeat.
>>35034200What makes you think he deleted it? Probably got bonked by a janny.
>>35034201iirc I got that gif and filename from /sffg/ on /lit/
>>35034185Not funny
I am sleepy. Wat do, BEATIFUL FEMANON?
>>35034205O-oh... okay... .-.
>>35034204He admits to deleting his shitposts out of fear of getting banned all the time.
>tfw Woody Harrelson is too old to play Kelsier in the movie now
How close to the truth is this? Are Latinas really this crazy?
>>35034218her personality subtracts 7 points by default
>>35034218I really wish you got fucking perma banned for your worthless and uncreative spamming.
>>35034218she's not go back to twitter with this shit tier subhuman bait
>>35034218She isn't >her
>>35034167FYI Therapy is now being considered a red flag by most women because it gets almost immediately weaponized by men.
>>35034224nta who is >her
>>35034218Because her le I'm such a slut personality is all fake and pushed by her label. She said on stage how she wants a BBC inside of her yet she has never dated a black king before.
>>35034228Not you.
>the mentally ill incel spammer got unbanned againRIP thread.
>>35034230rent free
>>35034127>>35034157IdkShe's like Brazilian or something which explains the half black part
>>35034167It’s all bullshit. Go with a man if you’re going to do it. Female therapists are the most cancerous females alive.
>>35034167F. Most therapists use a mix of different things. I usually do best with someone more similar to me. The bubbly, basic white bitch women do nothing for me
Women, are you gandere?
>>35034167Therapists you don't want:>The POC social justice warrior (50%+ of them will be this)>The "gay best friend" Bro>A white woman of any age>Therapists with <5 years practiceIf you want a female, Latinas might be ok if they don't have DEI nonsense all over their profile. Otherwise go with a straight male Therapist..
>>35034218she's disgusting
>>35034179Sounds like masked autism
This is the only place I can ask.After being subjected to various clips from the H3 podcast over the past several days... how fuck is this even remotely popular? Do any of you watch this, and can you explain the appeal? I can't imagine how braindead somebody would have to be to watch this for like 3 hours at a time, at least based on what I've seen, which I'm sure has been clipped to be fair so maybe I'm just not seeing the good parts?
>>35034249I watched some of their sketches probably a decade ago. Like the Ethan Bradberry (sp?), Vape Nation and a few other things were funny.But I really have no interest in their podcast, so I stopped following them a long time ago.Only ever hear about them when there is some internet drama and/or they try to sue somebody.
>>35034249I dated a podcast boy for years, they're just people who want to have thoughts in their heads but have to outsource it. Like watching game stream but you're outsourcing thinking instead of just your hobby.
>>35034249I have no idea what you're talking about
>>35034254consider yourself blessed, and ignore these posts or replies.
Women, why are you such fujos?
>>35034249It’s awful. Ethan Klein built a base around cringe stupid videos in the early YouTube days that pandered to the lowest common denominator. As time progressed and the platform stopped giving a fuck he dove into politics in order to generate controversy and beefs. The Hasan Piker Truth Nuke and lawsuit bait was admittedly brilliant but other than that I can’t think of anything I’ve seen from them other than a fat Jew and his hideous wife crying about politics. Certainly nothing comedic. Am I surprised he cheated on her? No. She looks like she should be demanding Eustace return the slab to King Ramses tomb. Would I be surprised if she had cheated on him? No. He looks like fucking Gargamel from the smurfs. They’re both bad people. Glad their unfunny podcast is burning down.
>>35034218Do people actually listen to her shitty music?
Showmaker is moe.
>>35034250>Vape Nation and a few other things were funny.They really weren't. I remember my classmates in middle school thought he was hilarious, but I never found that whole group of pink guy eating hair cake or Ethan doing vape nation or idubbz funny. But then again, I've always been more mature than others.
>>35034218pretty sure women only think she's pretty from being famousher face is like 4/10 and doesnt have tits or ass
How do I find an woman that will let me consummate with her for the purpose of creating half a dozen or so heirs
>>35034268This. It was always comedy for retards. It kind of reminds me of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show where I knew people that liked it but they were always the biggest fucking losers I knew.>Nah dude you just don’t get it.Nah dude. We all get it. It just isn’t funny.
>>35034272Only black juggalo
>>35034228.>She is the girl a man would give his life for
>>35034268>>35034275If you were just a bit more intelligent, you'd know arguing over comedy is pointless.
>>35034272What am I not supposed to be understanding? Clowngirls are based.
women are biologically programmed to hop on the first viking that kills their husband and razes their village. 200 years of industrial revolution aren’t going to undo that
>>35034263>She looks like she should be demanding Eustace return the slab to King Ramses tombI used to like Hila, but fucking lol
>>35034272I changed my mind. Goth doesn't work black girls.
>>35034292clowns aren't goth you retard
>>35034272bro is that fucking white face
>>35034296Yes :)
>>35034289I hate women.
>>35034267he's a cutie but i prefer tom
I hate murlocs.
>>35034262blame anime, specifically anime from the 2010-2015 era
>>35034241can't get into guns bc you'll get called a pickme even by men
>>35034309i don't talk to men i only shoot guns.
F1 is on
>>35034267Chovy is cuter.
>>35034311peak existence.
>>35034315it's not bad! lonely sometimes but not bad.
>>35034312DUN DUN DUN
>>35034309Sounds like an excuse
how do I learn to kiss in case I ever get that far
>>35034317being lonely is better ngl. where do you shoot? or do you hunt
>>35034209Let me put you to sleep handsome anon*pow pow*
>>35034303who>>35034313ain't no way!
>>35034312Somehow a worse "sport" than Nascar
>>35034325T1 coach
>>35034323waow just like in my noir motion pictures! hot...
>>35034326do rednecks still die on nascar?
>bard pickwe are SO back>>35034327oh he's handsome I guess
>>35034322i shoot at outdoor ranges/spots. i don't hunt but i think it would be cool to get into.
>>35034331Barely
>>35034332THE D
how much soup would you feed your moid?
>>35034340I want to hit you.
>>35034343why
>>35034344It'd make me smile :)
>>35034346why would hurting a stranger make you smile that sounds a little bit weird
Sometimes, it is easier, to believe you are powerless in your life, than it is to confront the fact that you're making bad decisions.
Back when I was in high school we had a school trip and there was a very annoying girl so my buddies and I stole her phone, sent her parents an "I'm pregnant" text, turned off the phone and threw it to the lake.I wonder if something like this happened to atoga girls too
>>35034340SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>35034354Lmao
not getting surgery as an ugly fuck is literally retarded
>>35034350Seeing women sad makes me happy
>>35034355settle down, ok?>>35034359I'm not a woman and you sound mentally unwell I hope you get better
>>35034354hmm we never had school trips in highschool. i guess there was an optional cruise on the last year but i obviously didn't have the money.
>>35034285>t. Tim and Eric fan
>>35034361They are probably assuming you are the annoying fat chaser.
>>35034358Why? He looks way better on the left
>>35034354>male """humor"""
>>35034311Best girl>>35034333It’s not as hard as people make it out to be. The hunters safety class is honestly really fun.
these threads made me hate men
>>35034358all he needed to do was pluck or thread his unibrow, the fuck?
>>35034367Implying that doesn’t sound exactly like mean girl shit
>>35034367Quit pretending that she didn't deserve it.
>>35034371I confirmed my assumption that there is nothing good to be found on 4chan.The chance of meeting somebodx nice every 2 or 3 years is not worth the time you need to put into, unfortunately.
anybody watching the new Rayearth adaptation
>>35034377i only watched the original.
>>35034377no, I'm heterosexual
>>35034358soon...
I wonder if anyone I know IRL has ever read my messages from here. That'd be a hilarious situation.
>>35034354Not really pranks but I remember the first girl that had her nudes leaked to the entire school. She had to transfer to a different school but it was in district so it followed her there too. Eventually her parents put her in private school.Then my friends girlfriend got caught blowing another dude at a party and everyone sent her number out to the school and told them all to text her that she was a whore.
>>35034377No.The original was already super uninteresting
>>35034377Maybe isekai was a better trend than remakes.Well, they're both symptoms of creative bankruptcy anyway
>>35034386Why is literally every single woman like this? God, I hate women so much.
>>35034390>>35034390>>35034390
>>35034354Kek, the teacher once made my friends write an apology for openly spreading rumors that one girl was a slut (which she was).
>>35034393Page 8, faggot.
>>35034354The same boy I'm pretty sure shot my cat hid some of my things in the library in middle school
>>35034385I bumped into an army buddy on /k/ a few years ago.
>>35034398Image limit, namefag
>>35034403Not there yet dumbass
>>35034403Women are so fucking retarded.
>>35034403Still not hit? Can you read
What if women looked like this?
>>35034412No, wait, they can't because their interior is so ugly and rotten that it reflects on the outside.
I think male circ is so funny. You are literally cutting away at sensitivity in the penis before they ever have a chance to discover it. If you are a cut man know you were robbed of the chance to fully experience a full body orgasm before you could even speak. Bu this is the toll they must pay from taking self actualization away from so many of us. Burn in Hell.
>>35034419We should circumcise women instead.
>>35034423yeah fuck off fag. I have multiple orgasms daily without a stupid man. Stay mad.
>>35034389Rayearth is Isekai lol, a really early example of it
>>35034358He literally looks worse. And im not even saying this just cause it's Clavicular - he legitimately was cute on the left.
>>35033515Sarge
>>35033322>MAPSthe definition changes by country. I remember a time when pedophiles (the ones with an actual problem) were the vilified people, not everyone who thought "damn that sixteen year old is hot"
>>35033844>Is there any coming back from poking fun at your gfs rack?Like teasing her because they're huge?
>>35033867Some people have all the luck. I've only gotten a fat guy pissing on a tree
Sex?
