I already have hair past my ass, so - how do I become a rockstar?
I for real feel like I was born in the wrong time period
lets get some replies goin in this motherfucker lets fuckin go
>>35029173Time travel to 1982
>>35029318Guys, enough with the time travel bullshit. I ain't doin' it, it's too dangerous. get real.
Have awful songs you're willing to spam
>>35029368spam what
guys lets get some fuckin advice going in here come on lets fucking go
Paging Doctor faggots - I need some advice in here, stat!
>>35029173Oh nice, I get to post this.
>>35030092No - give some actual advice! C'mon, man!
>>35030100Did you consider playing musical instruments with a group of humans on a stage in front of a live audience?
>>35030103How do I make the songs; how do I guarantee locked-in success
>>35030109>How do I make the songs; You probably have to write 10,000 shit songs until you get good at it and start writing non-shit songs.>how do I guarantee locked-in successNo such thing.
>>35030139That’s bullshit; there has to be something that the people who inspire and reach millions of people do differently than the others that fail.So, do I just write lyrics or do I need to write sheet musicAnd, after I write the track - then what
>>35030392You need to have the best lyrics and the best hairstyle
>>35030392Be jewish, have jewish handlers. That's all you need
>>35029173Are you in a band? Start there
>>35031726Fuck Jewish handlers! I'll do it, myself.>>35030768This actually bolsters my confidence, because: if a three year old can do this, I KNOW I can make something happen. But, that does make me jealous, for the time being!>>35031753They calls me KG Soloman 5000.>>35030828Alright - I can actually do this. I have great lyrics. But, how do you think I should accomplish both? Do you have any tips / tricks / golden tidbits?
guys lets fuckin go here get the lead outta yer ass
>>35029173Have sex with record producers.
>>35033177I'm a guy, so
Can you sing and/or play a musical instrument? If so, you are disqualified.
>>35033278I can sing. I played first chair in an orchestra, and I played keyboard in school. I can play a few songs on guitar. My friend who's one of the best drummers in the world says I can already be a basic jazz drummer, I'm fast, keep time, and I have good concepts blah blah blah. But, I can't play anything at a high level, at all. And, I'm rusty. I have it in my head, though.
>>35033278I'll say that finger tapping and just slamming my hands on tables, many people actually say it's impressive. If I sit down at a drum set, knowing that I'm not a drummer, people are impressed with what I can do. I would say I have a knack for rhythm and shit
guys lets get into fucking gear
>>35031997>Fuck Jewish handlers! I'll do it, myself>he doesn't knowYou're next best option is to contact the CIA.
>>35035469Fuck the CIA.
guys come on lez fckin go
cat got your tongue
become a freemason and sell your soul to a demon
>>35039217Fuck Freemasons, fuck Jewish handlers, fuck CIA. I give my soul to Jesus Christ - end of discussion. I kill demons with the name of Jesus.Now - ADVISE ME, NIGGA.
>>35039222jesus is a jewish handler pysop thoughever
>>35039226You could argue that. That's intelligent. I disagree.
>>35039226now stfu and give me advice
>>35039237kill yourself
>>35039241come kill me for me bitch
>>35029173Jesus said u corny and cringe as hell, he don’t claim u
>>35039246lazy ass bitch
I cordially invite you to share some advice / words of wisdom.
ADVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE ME
>>35039226Born in Palestine
can you play jerry was a race car driver thas my favrit riff ba'daunl ba'daunl bomn bomn bomnba'daunl ba'daunl bomn bomn bomn
>>35044400more likeba'daunl ba'daunl bomn bomn bomn b'numnuba'daunl ba'daunl bomn bomn bomn b'numnuidk where you put the fingers on the guitar but it's like that
>>35044400>>35044410not rn but my friend who works w millionaire and even a billionaire artist says that I'm like Les Claypool in my head when we made music together.
>>35044410mcdonald mcdonald nom nom nom mmm num num
iiiiiiiiiiiiiis someone gonna fucking say something
Kid, shut the fuck up and get to work. You want stardom? Build it. There is no cheat code, make your work worth a fuck and connect with the right people. Get off of this website and ask a seasoned professional with actual stardom under their belt. There is nothing these hardcore 4chan faggots will tell you that won't lead you back to them. Leave this place and go work on your craft. Dumbass.>>35039222And this bullshit won't get you anywhere. Keep that moral trash to yourself and play the fucking song, play it right. Dont sink your ship before it sails. That Kanye shit only works if you have the people you hate on payroll. Quit believing in the puppet show if you want to be the puppeteer.
>>35039246Maybe Jesus was a punk ass little faggot like you. Minion coded.
>>35047601I intend to. I can't ask a star bc they're all assfucked by the illuminati so they'll just tell you bullshit that wont get you anywhere.I hate to break it to you - Kanye is in on that shit. He is a fake Christian. Don't tell me you believe this stuff.
>>35047601How do I make my work worth a fuck? How do I work on my craftThat was good advice. I take advice from all comers, so, step right up!
>>35047632"Can't" is where you already lost. Ditch that bitch ass word. Move forward from there.
>>35047641Just start.
>>35048334Okay, roger roger. I CAN ask a star. But there’s no purpose, cus they’re all pedo’s.
>>35048338How long ‘you reckon it’ll take
>Quit believing in the puppet show if you want to be the puppeteer.explain
