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What should I post on Instagram if I'm ugly and boring? I want to follow one girl, and I don't want my profile to be empty.
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Why can you just follow the girl? What's she gonna do, charge you with sexual assault for following her? And you should post Hi I'm ugly and boring but I don't want my profile to be empty so have this ugly and boring photo to clog up your ugly and boring feeds
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*'t
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>>35027613
>Why can you just follow the girl?
>*'t
I could, but I don't want to look like a bot. She has a private profile.
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>>35027634
Message her first so she knows who you are.
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>>35027638
How many people should I follow so it doesn't look like I made the account just to follow her?
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>>35027672
But you literally made the account just to follow her... I think you'll just have to confess your feelings to her xD
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>>35027739
I decided to send it before it drives me even more insane. No response in half an hour, though. Should I call it?
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>>35027899
Send a message at least. Maybe follow some famous people to look like you've been using the thing
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>>35027906
>Send a message at least.
No, that'd be too much. Plus, I'm not even 100% sure it's really her. It took me a long time to track her down because all I knew was her first name and country. Either she remembers me or not.
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>>35027608
>What should I post on Instagram if I'm ugly and boring
Anything that isn't a selfie. I don't believe there is nothing you ever see that looks interesting. You never see an unusual building? A beautiful flower? An interesting sunset or a fascinating cloud formation? There's got to be something.
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>>35027956
>There's got to be something.
Probably not. I don't go anywhere, and even when I do, I never take photos anyway.
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>>35027977
>even when I do, I never take photos anyway.
Well, you could change that, couldn't you? And if you literally never leave the house, you're never going to get a girlfriend anyway, so maybe you should change that too.
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>>35027921
Go directly to her house
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>>35027983
Ain't no way I'm going to Moldova, lol. There's like a 10% chance that she's back in my country, though, where she has no social circle. That's where I step in and become her social circle. Then she will have no choice but to become my girlfriend, no matter how ugly or boring I am. Pretty smart, right? >>35027981
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>>35027899
3.5 hours and counting. Should I block her already? Ain't no way a 21-year-old girl didn't open Instagram for that long.
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>>35027608
I recommend not using Instagram.
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>>35027899
holy fucking shit. is this real? you have NO business taking a shot like that but hell at least you took a shot, anon. i mean seriously? you though you could get into a 21y girl with a private account by using a brand new insta with no followings or posts? but then again you miss 100% of the shots you dont take.
a real shooter never stops shooting. youd be wise to remember that
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bump
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>>35027608
You shouldn’t have an instagram and you know that. Don’t come here for validation, because you’re gonna get the opposite. Instagram is for models and famous people and people who need to store images.
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you don’t need any posts but at the very least your Instagram should have you as your pfp. this sounds like some bitch that you barely even know though so I don’t know why you care enough to try to follow her anyway.
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>>35027608
AI slop
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>>35028137
>T+3 days
It's over.
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just get out there and take photos of yourself
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>>35027608
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