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Thread question: where would you place the Harry Potter series?
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yo yo niggaz
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>>35021781
what is atoga's opinion on yumeshipping?
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>>35021781
"No!"
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>>35021781
"To Kill A Mockingbird" is God-tier, and "Atlas Shrugged" is well below Shit-tier.
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Whats your gender and how often do you masturbate? Why do i feel guilty for doing it like once every other month
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>>35021794
M
at least 2-3 times erry day
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Women,
Here is the best bio I have come across on dating apps today
What do you think
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>>35021794
M
3-4 times a day
Because you have a complex around sex, I'm willing to bet that you're a virgin too
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>>35021792
Kek'd
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>>35021788
>yumeshipping
Do we want to know what it is?
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>>35021793
First of all you're a low midwit raging at obvious bait
Second of all you're a newfag falling for extremely common bait
Thirdly you didn't read Atlas Shrugged and only heard about it from your retard peers or professors who also didn't read it, if you had read it you would know that it is a condemnation of crony capitalism and state collusion in it, so basically it confronted/predicted the things I know you bitch about full time today instead of getting a job at Walmart.
Fourthly to kill a mockingbird is fine but overhyped and everyone already was having the conversations English professors insist it started
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>>35021781
Who the fuck put great gatsby and atlas shrugged in god tier?
>>35021794
F
I guess it depends on my stress level or if I'm busy but if it's a "normal" week maybe 2-3 times a week?
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>>35021805
>>35021803
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>>35021808
>praises Atlas Shrugged
Entire opinion discarded
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>>35021801
ur my yumeship anon-kun
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>>35021809
You readn't it and were directly lied to about what the book is.
You are not a serious person.
You're a clone.
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>>35021781
This has to be ragebait but Great Gatsby might be the worst book I've ever read and Ayn Rand is correct but ancap is not the highest form of literature or some shit. Huckleberry Finn is better than most of that melodramatic stuff you put on there because it is real, it actually relates to what it's like being alive. Also Camus is a hack. Once again the french are stupid. Kierkegaard and Job are better.
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>>35021818
>You readn't it
?
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>>35021781
:^)
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>>35021818
I may not have read any of your post past the first mention of Atlas Shrugged but I did read Anthem and that was enough to never touch another Ayn Rand book lol
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>>35021794
>Whats your gender and how often do you masturbate?
M. Never, but that's because I'm old and I need to save my energy for sex. As a teen, I was doing it twice a day.
>Why do i feel guilty for doing it like once every other month
Because you're an idiot.
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>>35021781
>Atlas Shrug
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>>35021798
>What do you think
I think you have strange criteria.
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>>35021803
>Thirdly you didn't read Atlas Shrugged
I actually did, out of sheer contrariness, because so many people claim no one has read it; and oh my fucking GOD it is terrible. I somehow ploughed all the way through "Finnegans Wake" back then too. I was like that in my late teens.
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>>35021798
M
It's an illiterate basic bitch
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>>35021794
F, daily. Idk what's wrong with you.
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>>35021838
The grammar is average for apps and she is happy
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Femanons, do you (or would you) steal your boyfriend's underwear?
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>>35021845
ideally he'd just let me borrow them
but yea
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>>35021837
>out of sheer contrariness
Nta and you absolutely did not ask but as a fellow petty bitch I feel compelled to tell you I read the entirety of the twilight series so I could be incredibly specific when arguing with people about why it sucked. My go to opening line was "I've read better fanfiction".
It's ironic that the movies are comfort media for me now despite hating them at the time they were released because they're bad in a way that makes them funny (except for the third one that one's just bad) and very much a product of their time that I was 16-20 during so they make me nostalgic.
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>>35021845
No.
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>>35021845
I have. Usually just to hang out in they don't really work under women's pants. Idk how guys who wear skinny jeans stand it.
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Genders, is the gender war just a literacy crisis?
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>>35021848
Would you if you could get into them?
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>>35021854
Get into what
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Change my mind: age gaps for men depend on looks only. If you look young, have full hair zoomers will forget about the whole power imbalance shit
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>>35021853
Why would it be a literacy crisis?
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>>35021865
No. They want your money.
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>>35021803
Rand's prose just fucking sucks, anon. It's not a matter of ideology, there are plenty of great authors who aren't left wing, but she wasn't one of them.
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>>35021798
Nag. Why do women say they're pretty? It's obvious if they are or aren't.
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>>35021853
The gender war is necessary. It is manufactured and deliberately stoked like a fire by certain powers that I am not at liberty to name, but believe me it's necessary. Without it many humans would bring their communities to extinction, it's a necessary tension that leads to sustained interest in the opposite sex. A man who hates women will still think of them to hate them, a woman who fears men will still think of them to fear them. Be grateful that the Providence of the masters of veil are watching. Now forget my post.
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>>35021833
What are you doing on 4chan, gramps?
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Do female anons ever masturbate to guys they see in public? Or it’s just a guy thing
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>>35021883
Dunno bro I never masturbated to a guy I saw in public that sounds gay
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>>35021883
I've never seen a guy I like in public.
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hi
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>>35021884
Lol. I meant jerking off to a hot girl u see outside. Im sure all guys do it
>>35021884
You have high starndards, blue
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>>35021853
>I miss men being sweet, protective and attentive to women
Do feminists hold modern men in lower esteem than men from past generations?

When I was growing up in 90s-2000s it was the exact opposite, it was almost like "can you believe men in the 60s thought X and did Y?"
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>>35021883
No. I have to at least be acquaintances with someone to want to flick it to the thought of them.
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>>35021781
>Thread question
Fuck off, attention whoring earlyshitter.
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Foids what's about me that you can smell and drives you away?
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>>35021887
You seem like the kind of chick that would have a crush on me and watch me from a distance and then if I noticed and tried to talk to you you'd bolt into the bushes when I got close
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>>35021895
Incelism
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>>35021895
>what's about me that you can smell
Your inability to form proper sentences.
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>>35021833
This is the Inselaffe that shags his daughter btw
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>>35021909
Illegal
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>>35021882
>What are you doing on 4chan, gramps?
Providing a little balance.
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>>35021781
>where would you place the Harry Potter series?
Low-tier, because while it is a children's book, it does deal with certain concepts maturely and with nuance. Like depression. I always liked how the dementors are a tangible manifestation of depression.

>>35021793
Anything recommended to you for ninth grade English, by definition, cannot be God-tier. But you are right about Atlas Shrugged. Ayn Rand books are like Daily Wire movies.

>>35021794
>how often do you masturbate?
Daily, at least.

>>35021803
>if you had read it you would know that it is a condemnation of crony capitalism and state collusion in it,
The issues aren't with the themes of the book, it's about the one-dimensional characters, weak writing, and heavy-handed ideological browbeating. Maybe try reading The Moon is a Harsh Mistress if you want Objectivist literature from someone who can actually fucking write.

>>35021805
>Who the fuck put great gatsby and atlas shrugged in god tier?
Literally the only good thing about The Great Gatsby was that Lana Del Rey track.
https://youtu.be/o_1aF54DO60

>>35021828
I don't like Ayn Rand, but I can also say Anthem was her worst work.

>>35021883
>Do female anons ever masturbate to guys they see in public?
I think the only guy I know irl that I have ever masturbated to is my HVAC guy.

>>35021891
>Do feminists hold modern men in lower esteem than men from past generations?
Not in my experience, though it is strange how they are held in similar regards. Men today are leagues better than the men of yesteryear who were all pedophiles, misogynists, and racists.
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>>35021912
Suck my clit, gay boy.
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>>35021897
the dog or me? I don't think either of us are a chick
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>>35021920
You got just the fat pussy sucking lips for it.
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>>35021828
Anthem is nothing like Atlas Shrugged. Anthem is like a little kids book.
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>>35021909
>Why can't we hate foids?
you're free to do so
encouraged even
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>>35021902
>This is the Inselaffe that shags his daughter btw
This is a bit of fake lore that really needs to die. I have a girlfriend who is significantly younger than I am (I'm in my mid 50s, she's in her late 20s). She is not related to me; prior to us getting together, I had never met her or any member of her family. You people really need to calm the fuck down.
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>>35021909
>Why can't we hate foids?
You can. You just can't say it out loud.
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>>35021853
Equality is women in Ukraine either being mass conscripted or forced to stay and get married but they all fled
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>>35021895
>Foids what's about me that you can smell and drives you away?
Desperation.
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>>35021917
>Suck my clit, gay boy.
(frowns) Why would a gay boy suck a clit? There is no internal logic to this insult.
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>>35021936
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>>35021936
Why are you expecting continuity from here? Do you do drugs?
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>>35021853
Are women sweet and attentive to men? Women always compare about the bar being so low but men literally have no bar, men would marry the dumbest fattest woman just to stop being lonely and she'd still fuck him over.
What do women do for men? How do they display their effort? inb4 doing the dishes or with childbirth.
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>>35021915
Have you played Forsaken Kingdom?
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>>35021941
only thing continuous here is the curve of your stomach
otherwise known as the equator
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>>35021915
>The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Kino
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>>35021943
If men don't see value in women, that is their own fault for being retarded and blind. Women not seeing value in men is also men's fault for not being valuable or skilled.
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>>35021943
>men would marry the dumbest fattest woman just to stop being lonely
No I wouldnt
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>>35021943
In my experience women love giving and receiving small, frequent and cute gestures. Not all women (or men) are the same though, personalities and behaviors exist on a spectrum. Some women will be stone-cold transactional gold diggers, others will be very romantic and loving
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>>35021949
Lmao
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>>35021929
NTA nobody fucking cares about you.
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>>35021910
No person is illegal
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>>35021958
nta but it's always funny to watch people get angry at age gaps. Don't be mad at the player be mad that women keep thirsting after older cocks
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>>35021961
No, that person is illegal.
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>>35021941
>Do you do drugs?
Yes, but I don't see how that's related.
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>>35021781
Why do men (with no kids themselves) date single mothers?

Would you say there must be a red flag about them? Wouldn't you rather be single than date a single mother?

For what it matters, my brother has gone through a divorce. Has 3 kids, and his ex wife (36 years old) is already engaged looking to get tmarried. Why TF would a guy, (33ish years old, well paying tradesmen job, physically in good shape that goes to the gym) marry her when she's a dumbass, has low IQ when you talk to her, is semi bimbo and starting Botox etc, and has 3 kids on top?
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>>35021970
>Why do men (with no kids themselves) date single mothers?
You know they're fertile.
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>>35021945
>Have you played Forsaken Kingdom?
Not yet. My wife wants to watch me play, so I've been putting it off until after Thanksgiving weekend when her schedule clears up.
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>>35021962
Nobody here is angry, you are imagining things.
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>>35021967
You must be to think that.
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>>35021970
They like the woman and then get attached to the kids? If the single mother in question is a super trashy individual then yes it's strange, but sometimes they're just women who has a kid or two from a previous relationship that didn't work out. Why would women without kids want to date a single father?
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what shocks me the most is she has a keyboard big enough that she can type with those chicken leg sized fingers
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>>35021970
>Why do men (with no kids themselves) date single mothers?
You date people that you really like. Sometimes a person you really like might be a person who already has a kid. It's not complicated.
>Would you say there must be a red flag about them?
No.
>Wouldn't you rather be single than date a single mother?
Yes, but that's because I hate kids and want nothing to do with them. I don't intend ever to breed, either. But I'm unusual in that respect.
>Why TF would a guy, (33ish years old, well paying tradesmen job, physically in good shape that goes to the gym) marry her when she's a dumbass, has low IQ when you talk to her, is semi bimbo and starting Botox etc, and has 3 kids on top?
I feel like we're moving the goalposts now.
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>>35021970
Desperation and hopium. And then they warn me not to do it
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>>35021970
Personally I wouldn't/won't but women hate men who don't sleep around or aren't married because they think somehow we'll spontaneously combust if we have sex without "experience", I think it's a weird pedo type idea about casual sex with older people being the only method of passing down secret forbidden rocket surgery sex techniques.

The reason other men marry such women or date them or whatever is because when we do not have sex for a while we feel ill, and most men in modern times at least won't want to feel ill for years on end for moral reasons.
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Was there something that made you think they were not the one? For me was she dismissed Meet the Robinsons as a dumb kids movie and we had to stop watching it 15mins in.
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>>35021781
>where would you place the Harry Potter series
M
The canon story?
shit tier
With Malfoid?
God Tier
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>>35021970
>Why do men (with no kids themselves) date single mothers?
I assume because they like her enough, but also because they can score a more attractive woman if she has baggage.
>Would you say there must be a red flag about them?
There usually is, but it's not universal. I've met plenty of great step-dads.
>Wouldn't you rather be single than date a single mother?
It's just not a dealbreaker for some people. Or maybe they like kids but don't actually want any of their own for a litany of reasons.
>Why TF would a guy, (33ish years old, well paying tradesmen job, physically in good shape that goes to the gym) marry her when she's a dumbass, has low IQ when you talk to her, is semi bimbo and starting Botox etc, and has 3 kids on top?
While she is attractive and definitely wasn't 36 at the time, my stripper cousin was in a similar situation. She has four kids by different men (each not having other kids, and two having married her) and had her tubes tied before marrying her current husband, who is also a well-off tradesman.
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>>35021993
Kek, qt moment
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>>35021970
I don't trust step dads.
8/10 times they either treat the son like a punching bag or go into the daughter's room in the middle of the night on "accident"
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>>35021993
>Meet the Robinsons
Nearing GOAT status just from "Little Wonders" by Matchbox 20.

>>35021995
She's 13 in this scene btw
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Moids, which of these rules have (You) violated? https://i.4cdn.org/adv/1791993111153385.jpg
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>>35021987
>sex with older people being the only method of passing down secret forbidden rocket surgery sex techniques.
There is some truth to this, to be fair, although *casual* sex won't cut it.
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>>35022007
>Moids, which of these rules have (You) violated?
I don't think any of them
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>>35022004
>She's 13 in this scene btw
1st of all I didn't know that, I know nothing about the series
2nd of all, enemies to lovers takes time, she's an enemy at that point
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>>35022007
none of them , I don't talk to women or whatever
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>>35022007
Public transport. 100% ghosting rate.
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>>35021993
>For me was she dismissed Meet the Robinsons as a dumb kids movie and we had to stop watching it 15mins in.
desu normies seem to have the opinion that anything animated is for children only.
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>>35022013
>Groen
Is that a form of Cohen?
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>>35022007
You see, I followed rule 1
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>>35022007
All of them
I harass women everywhere
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>>35022017
Which is?
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>>35022018
Have you been to jail yet?
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>>35022020
do not talk about /b/
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>>35022007
I've never spoken to a woman outside of work/school irl.
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>>35022020
Be attractive
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>>35022007
This happened to my sister and she’s seething
Good
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>>35022013
>Lure Goon
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Should I order pizza or cook something myself?
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>>35022021
No, I've heard it's hard to harass women there
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>>35022027
Yeah, that's the main reason I've always been too afraid to ask women out because my older sisters hated it, and it would obviously ruin their whole day
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>>35022021
It’s legal to hit on women
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>>35022007
I deliberately don't look at women in the gym, the only places I've hot on women at are house parties and bars and they've been very receptive.
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>>35022033
Be sure to follow this anon's >>35022017
rule when you do
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>>35022029
Just do whatever you want and stop whining.
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>>35022007
Aside from the gym ones, I lowkey wanna lay hands on all of these bitches.

>>35022010
She also wouldn't cook. That's why she had house elves. If Harry wasn't rich himself, Malfoid would be like that meme of Taika Watiti and Cate Blanchett like "me showing my CEO wife the Lego set I want"
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>>35022032
lol my sister is a man hating libtard whore cunt. Most women are like that and there’s nothing wrong with hitting on women and marrying them. So I don’t care.
Women today are extremely useless.
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>>35022029
Women have made it clear for 15 years now that they do not want men to approach them.
So I won't
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>>35022039
I wouldn't like it if gay dudes hit on me everywhere 2bh
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>>35022035
And what are you supposed to do if you aren’t?
Talking to and even annoying hot girls is fun at least
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>>35022036
I actually care about not making women uncomfortable, believe it or not.
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>>35022042
False equivalence. Homosexuality is a mental illness and unnatural.
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>>35022046
You’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. They aren’t fragile angels. They are getting their backs blown out and their faces bruised by guys they like.
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>>35022039
>She also wouldn't cook.
I'm sorry a fan drawing wasn't lore accurate,
anyway what does your lesbian ass think about malfoid?
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>>35022047
Beta males getting women is also unnatural
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>>35021993
It is a dumb kids movie. Watch Wall-E instead
>>35022029
literally begging for (You)'s, pathetic
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>>35022051
No it isn’t. That’s how we reproduce. Rape is natural too and it is an option.
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>>35022039
Maybe she wants to cook just to make nice things for her husband
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>>35022015
That is the thing she wasn't normie, one of those tumblr 4chan venn diagram overlaps, maybe it was just the surface level appearance of the medium, early disney 3d that rubbed the wrong way, but for someone to not see the message of the film, where failure isn't the end, we can all be better if we keep trying our best, really misses out. If I ever get in another long term relationship (unlikey) Meet the Robinsons will serve as a litmus test based on their reaction.
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>>35022046
So you are a creep.
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>>35022056
I don't even talk to women outside my family. How could I possibly be a creep?
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>>35022055
>tumblr
tumblr girls are honestly worse than normie girls.
they're femcels but think they're better than stracy.
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>>35022053
>That’s how we reproduce
Only about 5% of male primates reproduce.
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>>35022057
Nice guys finish last
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>>35022060
>Nice guys finish last
Sure, but that doesn't make me a creep.
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>>35021781
can't believe we're in the 2020s and people still fall for this ancient bait
whoever made it was one of the greats I suppose
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>>35022054
Bruh, isn't she a noble?
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>>35022057
Maybe youre a creep cuz you dont talk to women outside of your family
>>35022064
Its not bait. Clifford for President is actually mid
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>>35022059
I’m talking about humans specifically. I dont know what conversation you’re having
>>35022061
Loser means creep in womanese
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>>35022057
Is a pedophile not a pedophile just because he doesn't actively fuck children?
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>>35022042
I just think men would be in a much better place if we didn't stigmatize rejection. Men could accept it more graciously and women wouldn't have to (probably still would, tho) complain about men asking them out because they respect the rejection.

>>35022047
>Homosexuality is a mental illness and unnatural.
Fuck you. Pussy did more for my mental health than Lexapro ever could.

>>35022049
>anyway what does your lesbian ass think about malfoid?
It makes Malfoy a less insufferable character, but it could be even better. Observe.

>>35022054
>Maybe she wants to cook just to make nice things for her husband
Or wife. You don't know her life.
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>>35022070
>Fuck you. Pussy did more for my mental health than Lexapro ever could.
lesbianism isn't homosexuality though
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>>35022070
Pussy is why I'm depressed. Lexapro doesn't fuck the neighbors.
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>>35022004
she's 16 in that scene
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>>35022045
>Talking to and even annoying hot girls is fun at least
I feel like that'd grind what's left of my soul into dust.
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>>35022058
Yeah I guess thats why I was chosen at the time, for a chance to not be a femcel.
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>>35022070
>Observe
They both look like masculine women in that picture.
I don't like it.
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>>35022077
I also use prostitutes
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>plan second date with a girl
>shes going out of town for a while so we plan for 24th
>literally in the chat she accepts the 24th
>confirm the time with her today
>she says its the 25th instead
shes dating someone else too isnt she?
i wouldve preferred saturday because then she doesnt have to work early the next morning and we can go to a love hotel
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>>35021894
That one was created on page 9
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>>35022072
>lesbianism isn't homosexuality though
Based
Fuck the peter pumpers

>>35022076
>she's 16 in that scene
It was September 2 of their third year, so Malfoy would have turned 13 only 3 months prior.

>>35022079
Ronnie Weasley, my queen. That's why Ginny's name is Ginevra, because she could nevra.
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>>35022072
That hand looks like AIslop.
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>>35022084
can anyone weigh in? i find it hard to believe its a genuine mistake
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>>35022088
It's Amira West
Seems like she nuked her content since I can't find any of her stuff anymore.
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Malfoid trend is really mean to JK Rowling. She wouldnt wanna see her characters gender swapped
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>>35019871
Talked to her again.

Apparently me saying that I was unsure of how much she cares about texting and that I I'm inexperienced with texting girlfriends is me dodging accountability and giving excuses. She's "not looking for that type of person" so basically I should have replied with "I'm sorry, my bad, can I make it up to you" and nothing else when she first said it was over for not texting her for two days. (After one date mind you)

Foids is this reasonable? Am I in the wrong? I don't know what to think anymore it feels like she decided it was over and nothing I could have said would have been the right thing.
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>>35022097
Have you though about becoming gay since you hate women so much?
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>>35022098
Bro why are you asking foids for advice? What the fuck is a woman gonna teach you about how to be a man? Get your head on straight
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>>35022103
Feel free to offer your own two cents Mr manly man.
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Just took a shit that as much larger than expected. It's because of women.
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>>35022103
Basado
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>>35022101
You talk like one
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>>35022113
No he doesn’t
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>>35022072
>lesbianism isn't homosexuality though
Uh, it literally is
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>>35022105
I dont help people who talk to me like that.
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>>35022086
order of the phoenix takes place in 1996
malfoy is born in 1980
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Women are systematically oppressing me.
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>>35022123
You're obviously too pussy to
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>>35022115
No
Homosexuality is men being gross
Lesbianism is women being hot
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>>35022117
Not very manly of you
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>>35022125
>Lesbianism is when drawn porn
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>>35022126
Your fantasies don't count lil bro
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>>35022133
I can't really post real girls since this is a blue board.
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>>35022008
and then women complain about being "training wheels" or "practice girlfriend". Well, its you who turn sex into a game with a mandatory tutorial level. And tge tutorial level happens to be wonen who are so far below your league that they are willing to overlook the icky inexperience, then using them to unlock access to proper women.
You may find a real woman right off the bat, but she will require the full beta bux program aka "relationship" in exchange for being inconvenienced by sex with an inexperienced man. If such a man manages to sleep with them without her knowing about the inexperience beforehand and thus misding out in the rejection that follows suit, they will claim that they were cheated by having had sex with someone eho wasnt a Chad right out the gate.
Nice trap foids. Complaining about men trying to escape it just takes the cake.
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>>35022072
Nice Oreo.
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It makes a lot of sense really. Everybody just wants to have good sex and not have bad sex.
For dudes, most sex is good sex because it's pretty much guaranteed you get to bust a nut
For chicks, I imagine a lot of sex is not great because too many dudes cant truly excite her or give her an orgasm
I would argue dudes have a harder tutorial for giving good sex because women are dog ass at explaining what good sex feels like to them. Instead it needs to be learned through practice, but if a guy doesnt know how to give good sex then he's not gonna get any practice to learn. Guys gotta find their own way to bootstrap it
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>>35022125
Homosexuality is the state of being sexually and romantically attracted primarily to people of the same sex.
>Lesbianism is women being hot
It's not as gross as men fucking each other, but it's sterile, there is no real fucking, it's more like erotica.
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Ice cream is disgusting when it starts melting
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>>35022007
it has been beat over my head since i was young that my presence/attraction to women has more or less acted as a form of psychic rape-by-proximity if i ever go near
sadly sometimes being near and speaking to women is unavoidable, so they must endure my existence momentarily
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>>35022125
>>35022147
>the author is an autistic man who has never had sex and is almost a little afraid of it, but is really drawn in by taboo and sensuality, while having little passion for writing itself.
>a man afraid of sex doesn't want to think about genitalia and focuses on kissing and petting and usually the breasts, and has a tendency to like lesbian sex in concept, enjoying the visual iconography of softness with nothing truly explicit. a woman afraid of sex still cannot ignore genitalia because having a period kinda makes it unavoidable, but instead extrapolates sexual tension outside of coupling and into fetishes like non-intercoursal bondage and roleplay, enjoying the feeling of arousal with no release and with little contact between persons.
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>>35022152
Who are you quoting
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>>35022145
>because women are dog ass at explaining what good sex feels like to them.
It's more because female creatures expect men to be mind readers. In their tiny brains, if they explain to a man what makes them feel good, they lose.
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How do you reclaim your energy after giving it to someone else for so long?
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>>35022143
That ain't no Oreo.
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Male creatures, how was your last piss?
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>>35022162
you have to murder virgin prepubescent children and bathe in their blood
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>>35022147
>there is no real fucking
NTA, but I disagree. "Real fucking" is intense penetration, with or without a dick involved.
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Foids, isn't it better to swallow when you let a guy cum in your mouth? The longer it is in your mouth the more the taste of it will linger so you should get rid of it as quick as you can.
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>>35022168
Unfortunately yes. But if he cums WHILE you're already mid-swallow it gets in your nose and the smell/taste never fucking goes away. It's awful. So the best option is to just not let him cum in your mouth to begin with.
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Nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, eh, Luigi?
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>>35022170
i dont wanna cum in a lady mouth anyway thats just too much
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>>35022165
Forgettable.
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>>35022096
I don't think she cares as much as people make it out.
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Can you actually be too weird for someone? I'm curious as to what everyone's limits are
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>>35022178
That’s just if you’re ugly
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>>35022097
>I would hit her with the ice cream
It's a chicken leg.

>>35022119
>order of the phoenix takes place in 1996
That's Prisoner of Azkaban, dummy.
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Reminder that men are so braindead that they actually think random women not wanting to date them is oppression.
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Men are stupid children. When called out on their shit behavior, they can never actually defend themselves, so they resort to juvenile ad hominems instead. Because they know the women are right.
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>>35022183
We have needs so it is a deprivation
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>>35022173
Cumming onto a woman instead of in her feels so weird
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>>35022190
Plap
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>>35022180
i think most genuine perverts just have the basic sense to keep it to themselves if it's too wacky, so most people never really test to find out the answer to that question.
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Men unironically believe that they're so kind for treating women like property for thousands of years and finally deciding to give women even the basics of human treatment when women should've always been treated as human in the first place.
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I would pay to watch these two have sex.
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Amazing how men are flipping their shit about women having rights when they've only had them for less than two centuries. Considering the thousands of years that men treated women like property, it's only fair if women treat them the same way for the same amount of time, right? But of course, men don't care about fairness.
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>>35022165
Why are you obsessed with us pissing?
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>>35022201
Women can’t do anything
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Women, what do you think of relationships where the man is the first one to say "i love you"?
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tiksi toksi
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>>35022202
It's more so I'm imagining the men who respond to my questions as cute anime boys, more than anything else.
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Girls with big round glasses are cute.
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When women hate men, it's because they were abused or raped by a man. When men hate women, it's because a girl told him "Sorry, I just wanna be friends" and his mom accidentally burned his chicken tendies once.
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>>35022206
I am definitely not a cute anime boy.
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>>35022210
Kek
I don’t think women think politically in the first place
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>>35022168
When you swallow its a very intimate act and brings you closer together as a couple.
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>Women are a monolith who all think the same, and men are the true original thinkers
>Men can't possibly have different political opinions than me, they must be simps! Why aren't men a monolith!
How do men deal with such blatant cognitive dissonance?
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>>35022216
>When men hate women it's because they have been constantly let down and betrayed by the women in their lives. When women hate men it's because Chad doesn't want to fuck them and average men have the AUDACITY to exist in their vicinity.
Oh my, what's this? A man copying me? But I thought men were the original thinkers and women do nothing but steal from them?
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>>35022216
They vote for Chad (and I like to watch it happen).
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>>35022217
>Oh my, what's this? A man copying me?
why do you talk like a jojo character
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>>35022216
Peoples votes get ignored. Women can’t actually do or enforce anything
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>Women are all the same and men create all real progress. That's why I purposefully pretend that loser men with different opinions than me don't exist and blame all of society's problems on women
Gotta love how men claim to be all for accountability but then pin everything on women.
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>>35022222
Quints of truth
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>>35022222
PENTA 2'S wtf how
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>>35022229
Do loser men with different opinions than you exist or not? You can't claim that men are all beautiful special snowflakes unlike monolith women and then pretend that men different from you don't exist.
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>>35022199
kick me in the balls and put me on a leash pls miss misandrist
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>>35022200
>getting cucked by two people you dont even know
You're a fake cuck! this guy's a phony!!!!
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>>35022211
>When women hate men, it's because they were abused or raped by a man.
But you female creatures encourage this behaviour in men by choosing to date abusive men instead of nice men who have never hurt anyone. You reap what you sow.
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She wants to fuck my moid. I know it. She put her hand or his shoulder and then she run her fingers through his hair
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"Accountability" to men is when they write fanfiction about women's suffering only being at the hands of the mythical creature known as "Chad" and they pin the blame all on this mythical creature even if the woman in question was hurt by male family members. And in those scenarios, they'll mock her even more. Because you know, men are all about accountability.
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It's freezing in here. >:(
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Gender
What’s the Worst pregnancy scare you’ve ever had?
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can someone explain why i look so bad while smiling? most people look much better and photogenic if they smile but in my case it seems to be the opposite. i look so weird and im forced to keep a rbf
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>>35022248
Me too, it’s the way my cheek bones and cheeks scrunch up when I do. Also my teeth are crooked and small. My eyes almost fully close when I smile with my teeth. It’s not a good look
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>>35021794
F, edge daily but only finish 3-4 times per week
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>>35022251
> it’s the way my cheek bones and cheeks scrunch up when I do.
true for me. i look like a evil villian while smiling. also my hooked nose looks even bigger :(
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>>35022253
Me tooo
It’s okay at least my mom likes my smile
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>>35022245
same here
let's cuddle up close to conserve our body heat
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>>35022243
You should kill and eat her.
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>>35022256
im thinking about getting something done to fix it desu
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Does an unsolicited finger in the ass cause foids distress when they are getting fucking slammed from behind?
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>>35022244
Yet those family members have wives because females willingly choose cheaters/abusers.
Men who beat females always have gfs to beat, funnily enough.
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girls, would you entertain a couples exhibitionist fantasy and watch them fuck?
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>>35022265
An example of classic male accountability. No man ever needs to take responsibility for his shitty behavior ever.
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Genuinely how do I get a girlfriend? I try to talk to women and sometimes they respond but it just ends there. I don't think I'm that ugly either. Any ideas?
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>>35021883
No that's rude and god forbid it nets me bad karma or some shit. I can always tell when a guy I know has jerked it to me, why would I give them that icky feeling too.
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>>35022264
What if they don't have a bidet anon? You'll get smeared in left over poop or blood
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>>35022273
NTA
Bidets are bullshit, TP all the way.
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>>35022243
kill her lest ye be cucked.
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>>35022252
dumb gooner..
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>>35022268
I never abused any female creatures.
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>>35022283
You justify and excuse the behavior of male creatures abusing women. Meaning you support it and are against those men taking accountability for their behavior.
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The Narcissist's Prayer perfectly describes how men view taking accountability for their bad behavior.
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>>35022170
>But if he cums WHILE you're already mid-swallow it gets in your nose
Skill issue.
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>>35022284
>>35022286
put the name back on, this bit isnt funny or provocative enough to warrant filter evading
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>>35022270
Have solid standards and know what you want. Be clear about what kind of person you are and what kind of life you want. Then find someone you actually get along with
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>>35022264
It gets shit on your finger if she wasn't expecting anything in there.
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I am debating becoming an agoraphobe. I miss when I was isolated and a virgin- the worst thing that would happen to me was maybe I caught a cold.
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>>35021794
M
I goon with roleplay chatbots before bed nearly every day.
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>>35022246
F
Never had a bad one. Sometimes my period would be approaching 2 weeks late and I'd debate buying a dollar store pregnancy test but if I waited like 4 more days it always came.
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>>35022290
Damn... Sounds like I'm better of learning how to enjoy being alone
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>>35022297
Did you ever have unsafe sex during those scares?
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>>35021883
No, do guys really do that? 90% of the attractive people I see outside are women and I've never masturbated to someone just because they were good-looking
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>>35022287
I don't want to get better at it anyways. So fuck you.
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I'm making hot chocolate and it's still missing something I tried adding everything one after the other (except for sugar) and nothing's working, wat do? Would cloves help? I didn't put any cloves in. I'm not sure if cloves even go in hot chocolate
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>>35022302
By during do you mean before?
Because it sounds like you're asking if I had unprotected sex between the expected period date and actual period date. If you mean before then yeah, that was the only reason I was concerned at all. If you mean after I thought "uh oh, could be" then yeah but I don't understand why that would matter.
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>>35022311
>except for sugar
Why are you asking when you know what's missing? Idfk how to make hot chocolate other than opening a packet of swiss miss.
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>>35022314
I added sugar at the start and it's too sweet already. I meant I added everything again a second time
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State gender and age

What's the oldest and youngest that you'd hand out with as a friend?
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>>35022318
I guess 20 and up, what do you mean by 'as a friend'
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>>35022320
oh right
M 21, but I don't think it'd change as I get older
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>>35022312
Yea I just meant because some people get genuinely scared despite not having sex or unprotected sex
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>>35022320
As in not date, but as a normal friend, presumably same gender, you'd hang out with, go to events with, etc. Like one of your boys/girlies
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>>35022318
F 30, 25-45, bit wider than my dating range of 25-35
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>>35021781
If you want some actual good objectivist adjacent literature thats not written by a stupid woman then read Max Stirner. The Ego and Its Own is interesting. We only know he wxisted because Karl Marc seethed at him and wrote critiques of him.
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whats your take on the shane gillis whores joke? retards are blaming him for rape culture lol
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Seriously, though
Can you guys stop fucking around and take the sex war seriously?
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>>35022331
Women consider it a human right to dress like a whore without being seen as a whore.
Idk what it is but they just hate clothes
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>>35022331
rape culture is the leftist version of white genocide

CMV
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>>35022331
I think he’s too fat to know what women actually wear to the gym, but im sure he watches a ton of TikTok’s and prom that gave him that impression
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>>35022343
according to the women that act like they were raped by the jokes, they say those clothes are actually comfortable nad thats what they wear, so Id say those are the actual clothes women wear in gyms.
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>>35022334
No
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I believe men and women deserve equal rights and freedom.
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>>35022331
The biggest problem with it is that it isn't funny.
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>>35022334
You know that quote was satire? Kissinger was always saying witty and humorous shit using military metaphor to make light hearted cultural observation. Gender war and making the woman the enemy is supposed to excite, not depress. Because the idea of initially being her enemy then falling in love with each other is the romantic hook that people enjoy.
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>>35022336
Reading this kind of shit makes me want to side with the nudists even though I think they're weird.
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How natural are competitiveness and territorialism?

Like everyone says you should always strive to be better than yourself, and not people around you.

But also, many things in life are a race and rely on some form of competitiveness. Why wouldn’t you want to be better than the people around you?
I enjoy being stronger, smarter and more capable than men around me.
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The real question is: is it even illegal for people to stare at each other in public places?
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>>35022357
>Why wouldn’t you want to be better than the people around you?
I would prefer to be able to rely on my community members to not do stupid shit when they're not being supervised by me. I don't want to be the smartest in the room just in the top 50%. Plus when people know you're the best they come to you with expectations and responsibilities.
When it comes to shit like jobs and relationships where you need to be chosen you don't need to be the "best" by any metric other than being the favorite of whoever's in charge of deciding who gets it. Being in a position to benefit from nepotism will get you more than competitiveness ever would.
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>>35022359
no but its rude to stare
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>>35022359
depends on how hot you're
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>>35022359
It should be legally considered a threat if it goes on long enough
Nobody should look at me in public unless they have to to hand me change or some shit
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>free flow titties
I fucking love women!
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men would u love women if they had no boobs like sub 0 boobs
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>woman sells bikini and lingerie pics on kofi
>gets angry when you tell her how hot and sexy she looks in it, not even explicitly
I don't get it.
Does she think she is selling pictures to women?
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>>35021781
What's wrong with to kill a mockingbird? The narrative wasn't exactly enthralling, but I think it had something good to say.
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>>35022364
>It should be legally considered a threat if it goes on long enough
What if it's YOU who are acting sus and I'm just keeping tabs on your actions? A possibility like this makes long staring quite justified, it's simply a part of our right for self-defense.
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>>35022369
You paid her to look at pictures not to talk to her. That's not on offer.
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Would you rather live in a place where you need endorsement from a minimum of citizen in order to run as a political candidat or one where you need to be endorsed by currently ellected politicians?
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>>35022367
Flat / small boobs are already my favorite. She can be flat as a board, I'll be into it.
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>>35022367
What, like this?
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>>35022373
Maybe my perspective on this is different because I'm a woman but staring at someone because they're acting sus is a bad idea. Staring is confrontational and is basically an invitation for them to interact with me esp if they're a little not right in the head.
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>>35021429
Holy fuck he just fucking texted AGAIN. How tf do I point out to a guy that I only want to spend time with him when we're with the whole friend group? I just straight up ignored his previous text because I was in the middle of some shit and couldn't be assed and now he's texted me too many times this year, how does someone not take a hint so bad?
And before I get accused of leading him on, I have told him before that I'm not interested in being anything more than friends. I hang out with him once per year in a group setting. I have never reached out to him first ever.
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>>35022007
my friend met his wife at the university library
I've gone on dates with girls I met at the gym
I got a cute girl's instagram after a lengthy chat on a plane but it didn't go anywhere due to religious differences
I have friends who met their wives at church
I've even been advised by other women that "if a girl is sitting alone in public, she wants to be approached." This discussion was before airpods though, but I still believe it to be true for all women without headphones on.

Now, you need to learn how to read the room and quickly stop if a girl isn't interested, and that's also why you don't come out swinging for the phone number or contact info 9 times out of 10. But there is literally no reason you shouldn't talk to pretty women in public. You do it enough and you'll realize when chatting becomes flirting and you can ask for a phone number with confidence that you won't be declined. Obviously you should know headphones imply not wanting to talk most of the time and you need to learn the social cues.
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Women,

Was Michael B. Jordan's advice on how to eat cunny in Sinners good advice?
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>>35022375
Then she could just disable DMs.
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>>35022382
>but I still believe it to be true for all women without headphones on.
I hate you
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Women, would you rather be with the man who has the smallest penis in the world or the second smallest penis in the world.
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Miguel
Miguel
Miguel
Mig-uel Miguel
Miguel Miguel
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foid
will you stroke it, respectfully
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>>35022386
why, because I said hi and asked for your name, then left when I saw your body language and response that you weren't interested so I walked away? Does that literally ruin your day?
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>>35022388
I love the Miguel Song
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>>35022367
Stop asking stupid things.
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>>35022367
Boobs are an intrinsic part of womanhood. So, no.
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>>35022380
>Maybe my perspective on this is different because I'm a woman
Probably a woman moment. I stare back and wait for him to look away, or I'll nod and slowly look away, or we'll both start silently laughing at this awkward moment... I'll probably look away quicker if I catch a woman's stare, though.
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Tonight I dreamed I rolled up a femanon from here in a thick blanket like a burrito.
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how do you explain to your gf that you love her to death but would leave her if Hitler told me to
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>>35022396
And then did what to her?
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>>35022399
I gave her a kiss and she got very needy.
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>>35022400
I don't like that burrito meme unless it ends in sex.
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>>35022390
>Does that literally ruin your day?
Sometimes I have to leave the house when I don't want to. Literally anyone talking to me kind of ruins my day in those instances. I'm just trying to do what I need to do and other people are in my way.
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>>35022402
This is a blue board, it'd be very unchristian of me to tell the rest of the dream.
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Women

How can you say you love him if you won't swallow his cum?
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Millennial femanons, are you insecure about aging or have you embraced MILF status?
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Why are Canadian street addresses so stupid? Are there any redeeming qualities to this country besides maple trees and waterfalls? Those are natural occurrences and have nothing to do with the retarded white people who occupy this land.
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>>35022405
How could I not when he loves me enough to drink my period clots
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State gender, do you think it's morally wrong for a woman to have an affair? Do you think it's morally wrong for a man to have an affair?

M
yes and yes
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Gender, do you celebrate haloween?
what will you dress up as this year?
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>>35022406
I'm concerned about menopause and maintaining strength, flexibility, joint mobility, and skin elasticity, and eventually getting Alzheimer's but I yearn for death. I wish it would happen faster. I don't want to spend 20 years as a decrepit version of myself that can't do anything take me out early.
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>>35022412
M
yes and yes
EXCEPT if they're married and one party isnt doing their sexual part, because thats a breach of contract
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>>35022413
M

I'm gonna be a hobbit
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>>35022415
Well then you should just file for divorce. I value honesty, if something is wrong it should be made clear that something is wrong.
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>>35022412
M
y and y

what's up with post-graduate women? Is that all of the cheating nurses dragging down the statistic? I wonder how much male nurses cheat
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>>35022412
F
Generally yes and yes, I'm more understanding if the motive is
>my husband was abusive and i had no one to turn to so i fell in love with this person who supported me
and not
>mmmm me want sum hawt dik
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>>35022412
M
Yes, but it's a breach of etiquette/common sense, not the laws of the state. Kinda like the whole Cornell thing.
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>>35022414
At least one benefit of menopause is that you can take creampies without any worries
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>>35022419
Well if you look closely the highest difference is with college degree women.
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>>35022331
I haven’t heard the clip yet but he fucking kills on his show Tires.
“I love her now.” Lives in my head rent free.
Also a huge fan of his special Olympics bit.
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>>35022420
NTA. If a woman's husband is abusive cheating on him sounds like a very dangerous idea
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Foid, will you stroke it disrespectfully?
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Is it true women only want dangerous thugs?
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>>35022420
>>35022425
Well do you mean like skipping town and finding some other dude or cheating on him while you still live with him? Because I'm not sure the first one is really "cheating" even though on paper you're still married to him.
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>>35022412
Based black women. I'm surprised Latinas are more cringe than white women.
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>>35022420
>my husband was abusive and i had no one to turn to so i fell in love with this person who supported me
M
Agree, but you could argue that that relationship/contract was already broken by the husband, if there was no safety/freedom to break up with him properly before finding another man. So it's not really cheating, if there's no contract left to cheat on.
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>>35022430
I'm not. All you fuckers who simp after Latinas are going to get cucked and it's going to be your fault.
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>>35022403
I'm sorry but this doesn't register for me as making sense. Why? Most people don't let their days be ruined by random platitudes from strangers. If someone doesn't want to stop and chat it's usually obvious before you even say anything.
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Foods, will you stroke it with ambivalence?
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>>35022412
How do you read this fuck ass graph
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>>35022369
>woman sells bikini and lingerie pics on kofi
Bro, you have got to stop the whoremongering
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>>35022432
No you can't argue that. Because fear is an emotion, not only is it an involuntary emotion it's not always rational. A woman can feel insecure and unsafe in situations or environments where there exists no danger. Hormonal imbalances or emotional flooding can also distort the woman's fear threshold, whether from pregnant, post pregnancy or menopause. A man could have moments of anger or times where he lost his cool like raising his voice and yet doesn't hit her and never had hit her, yet if the woman feels she is unsafe we can't say the man broke any vow. Vows are conscious rational commitments they're not started or broken on whims or feelings. Though divorce lawyers really love to tell women they are because $$$
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>>35022433
Do you also think that way about Spanish and Portuguese women?
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>>35022427
They don't want dangerous thugs. But they don't want total pushovers either.
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KILL ME STRIKE ME DOWN FUCK IT
WHY AM I SO RETARDED GENUINELY PLEASE IM AVOUT TO FILL MYSELF WITH CEMENT SO THERE IS NEVER ANY OTHER OCCURANCE
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>>35022382
You've probably left a lot of creeped out women in your wake.
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>>35022442
I don't know enough about them to make that call. I just know about the American ones, and they're demons.
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>>35022447
By the sheer number of people I talk to, yeah. But it's whatever, if I'm aware of it I apologize.

My worst one was a double autism filter where I told a girl happy birthday because I saw it on our mutual friend's story and she thought I was stalking her (we also lived in the same university dorm). My autism was very close to actually telling her I didn't find her attractive, but I chose to just not say anything so it'd just be awkward whenever we saw each other at the gym.
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Foids
will you stroke it nonchalantly?
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>>35022446
Tell us about what you did anon
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>>35022405
I'll swallow his jizz, but only because he'll eat my ass so good.
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>>35022451
Never apologize for it, women lose respect if you apologize for things that don't merit it. If all you did was make a social faus pax never say sorry to a woman. If you genuinely fucked her up or deliberately went out of your way to hurt her and regretted it then say sorry. But never for the small stuff, gives women the ICK
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either gender
would u consider it cheating if ur partner went and got a professional naked massage from someone of the opposite gender?
would your stance change based on if the massage-er was conventionally unattractive/ not ur partner’s type?
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>>35022422
I basically already do that. I think my oven is broken. It still performs the self clean cycle but I'm not sure it's preheating and it definitely doesn't cook anything. If I stopped smoking and ate better I might be more concerned. I'm more concerned about losing my ability to make my own natural lube because of menopause than I am about possibly getting pregnant rn.
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>>35022330
>The Ego and Its Own
I can smell you. Are you the anon constantly harping about solipsism?

>>35022331
>whats your take on the shane gillis whores joke?
I get what he was going for and understand that style of delivery, which is a lot more refined by guys like Bill Burr. Most women blew it out of proportion because they couldn't understand that he was actually making fun of himself. But the counter reaction from men was gross and lowkey kinda rapey.

>>35022350
>I believe men and women deserve equal rights and freedom
Society should function like the bedroom, with women on top, but men still doing all the work.

>>35022336
>dress like a whore without being seen as a whore
So if whores dressed like Amish women, would that mean Amish women are dressing like whores? The problem is your own perception and sexualization of women's bodies. You're no different than a Muslim guy thinking a woman is dressed immodestly because he can see her hair.
And even if we are dressed sexually by your standards, it's not asking for sexual attention.
>Idk what it is but they just hate clothes
Shorts are comfortable when you're working out. If men didn't have external genitalia, they'd be rocking tight, breathable shorts with us.

>>35022407
>Are there any redeeming qualities to this country besides maple trees and waterfalls?
Their money looks funny, 6teen was cool, and they have some very attractive women.

>>35022412
Affairs are always immoral. What makes it so bad is that it's literally the easiest threshold not to cross. There is no moral ambiguity behind an affair, just an active decision to betray your partner.

>>35022413
>what will you dress up as this year?
We were going to do Bowsette and Peach, but we didn't get started in time, so it's Yoruchi and Soi Fon because that's a low barrier of entry. I'm still not sure if I want to dye my hair purple for it, tho.

>>35022456
Revenge cheating is still cheating and is still immoral.
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>>35022456
Please spell correctly
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>>35022456
F
Yes
No
Only I'm allowed to be present for naked massages unless it's specifically a couples thing that he signs us both up for.
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>>35022456
M
I'd consider it to be a flirtation with cheating yeah. It's one of those justifiable hypocrisies where it's worse if a woman got a massage from a man than if a man got a massage from a woman because we know for a fact the men touching your woman up are watching her ass and side boobs by compulsion due to the fact of how men are. But society pretends men and women are the same for some stupid reason
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>>35022458
Bitch, street walkers wear more clothing than that. They dress like more of a whore than actual whores do.
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>>35022458
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>>35022459
why? its not like my typos make it hard to understand what im trying to say
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Do you think dressing in modern athleisure / gym / fit wear says anything about the women who wear it?
Like tight sports bras, shorts, long socks, chunky sneaks etc
Are women who dress this way typically superficial or something? Or is it just a popular style?

Do you think women who dress like that want a certain type of man?
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>>35022434
>doesn't register for me
I don't understand why. I would rather there be no one except me there so I can just do what I need to do and leave. It has nothing to do with gender I don't want to talk to anybody. An unexpected social interaction is similar to stepping in dog shit but at least it's not stuck to your show until you wipe it off.
>usually obvious
Doesn't always stop people.
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>>35022463
Cute.
>>35022464
It's annoying.
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>>35022441
In my simple hypothetical, the husband was indeed abusive, but fair enough. The fact that a woman feels insecure does not necessarily mean that her husband is behaving abusively or that it's his responsibility.
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>>35022448
>demons
Hot.
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>>35022456
F
I got massages with my ex. The person working on him was female and funnily enough had the same name as me.
The naked thing doesn't really matter you're covered with a towel. I kept my underwear on bc it felt weird though.
They're paying for a professional service how would it be cheating?
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https://voca.ro/1gwC54ZA44H6
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i was told by a tinder match that i look like louis garrel. I joked I am the temu version. she laughed
she never answerd back.
Its over!
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>>35022472
You gave her the ick with that absolutely gaudy line.
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>>35022468
Abuse is one of those crazy things people get stuck on a lot. Statistically women are the most likely to commit abuse in relationships when we count for initiation. (the most likely to start the cycle of abuse, such as slapping, spitting, throwing a glass of water, scratching, or hitting the man's chest). Happens way more often than men who are physically abusive for the thrill of the sadism. Women also outnumber men in counts of emotional abuse too like weaponizing sex or affection to punish the partner. Which modern women call being "petty" and they think they're allowed to be petty if they feel like it etc etc

So it begs the question when is it okay to cheat an abusive partner if we factor in all forms of abuse? Cuz way I see it people only say cheating is okay if the partner is Abusive with a capital A, aka it's the stereotype man wife beater and thats all. If we said it's okay to cheat on all types of abusers, then we would find out we should cheat on 70% of women who commit emotional abuse lol
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>>35022471
vagueposters...
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Who are you, atogoyids?
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>>35022472
yeah
I was told I look like an actor that is known to not be handsome
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>>35022471
>Incel voice
Immediately closed, nobody cares.
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>>35022473
How is that gaudy?
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>>35022478
NTA. That's autism voice.
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>>35022476
M, I have a naturally very masculine face. But I'm a bit of a faggot.
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>>35022478
I figured as much.
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>>35022476
I'm a tall man.
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>>35022463
M
I wish I wasn't attracted to lesbian coded women
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>>35022478
You're a dickhead. I enjoyed the clarity and clear sharp notes of his voice.
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Sometimes I feel bad for being offended that people I talk to online are ugly.
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>>35022483
6'5?
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>>35022487
I don't know why I added tall, didn't mean to really.
I am 190 cm.
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>>35022476
>>35019796
the fucking thread isn't even the archive yet you gigga faggot
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>>35022486
Are you some GigaStacy?
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Women, would you date a zoyboy?
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men would u let me pluck ur unibrow
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>>35022463
>do you think that just because youre lesbian it makes that sentence any less patheric
That's been a running joke between my friends and I for years.

>>35022465
>Do you think dressing in modern athleisure / gym / fit wear says anything about the women who wear it?
They likely care about trends, given the shoes. But the athletic wear says they also care about comfort and/or are proud of their body.
>Are women who dress this way typically superficial or something? Or is it just a popular style?
Caring about your appearance doesn't automatically make you superficial, especially in regards to how you view other people. But it definitely is a snowball effect from women picking comfort over a lack of function in the 2010s. "If my pants aren't going to have pockets either way, why not at least wear something that actually feels good to wear?" And then white girls with no ass heard about yoga pants and leggings and it was game over.
>Do you think women who dress like that want a certain type of man?
I dress like that, and I don't want a man at all. But it's become so ubiquitous with Western women that you can't really make assumptions about the women who dress like that anymore.

>>35022471
Hewwo pwincess
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>>35022496
NTA. You're autistic too, let's here your voice.
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>>35022461
The massaged woman is passive and 100% uninterested in that scenario so it shouldn't make her partner insecure.
A man being massaged by a woman will be turned on by the touch and wanting to fuck her though.
Your partner wanting to fuck outsiders is what threatens relationships, not outsiders wanting to fuck your partner.
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men

Why aren't you trying to outperform women?
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>>35022496
Fuck you too.
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>>35022499
And if your partner deliberately avails themselves to people who want to fuck them, that's crossing a line. No one wants to have a boyfriend or girlfriend who knowingly interacts with and receives services from people who want to fuck them. For example you wouldn't allow your GF to open a tinder account under the context where her profile reads "looking for friends only".
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>>35022502
>interacts with and receives services
That is 100% of men everywhere. You need to have your woman indoors and in a burkha to prevent men who want to fuck her from interacting with her.
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>>35022496
Gotcha that makes sense.

I am super, super attracted to that whole aesthetic. It’s literally the hottest shit ever IMO but especially when a woman actually exercises and takes care of herself. That kind of discipline and self care are just so hot IMO.

I am 30m and a bit trendy myself in that regard. I do like looking good and I have a great physique. So I’d really like to date a girl who fits / matches that.
But also I feel like girls who dress that way all want the same kind of guy. But I’m also partially aware of that being my insecurity.
I am pretty tan and covered in tattoos (hands n shit as well) but I am v handsome and fit. And I wonder if trendy women are into that. Idk.

But I’ve also dated so many women at this point and I’ve become so picky that I don’t want anything else.
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>>35022484
me too bro, me too
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>>35022504
obviously nta
>But also I feel like girls who dress that way all want the same kind of guy

...and what kind of guy is that? Where do you see yourself deficient?
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how come men into lesbian looking women (whether they are actual lesbians or not) exist but no girls into gay looking men?
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>>35022507
This is blatant fujo erasure
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>>35022507
there's women who like twinks and women who like bears
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>>35022507
>He isn't aware that women who are into twinks exist
>>35022508
That too
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>>35022500
I have 777, personally
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>>35022508
fujos fetishize gay dudes, they want to see two gay men together, they do not want to be with the gay man themselves. unless ur talking abt deranged “gay” ftms but even those stick to typical “bi” men who aren’t actually gay
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>>35022510
>>35022511
give an example of a twink looking man that women like and by like i mean in a sexual attraction way, not in a wanting a gay best friend way
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>>35022506
I think this may be a mechanism my insecurity uses to protect myself from rejection

In reality I am a pretty solid guy and I can be friendly / charismatic and Im v fit and put together and dress well so it only makes sense id be compatible with the counter part but I think I somewhat pedastalized an aesthetic and there’s a voice in my head that tells me the hot fit girls only want rich white guys
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>>35022514
every male kpop star?
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State Gender
What is the most retarded name you've come across in anime?
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>>35022516
that doesn’t count, that’s just how they all look, it’s rare to find a masc korean or east asian man in general
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>>35022519
NTA
>Goalpost moving
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>>35022517
M
probably one of those fake, western-sounding names in isekaislop
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>>35022519
Just admit you’re retarded
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Fems, are you locked or keyed?
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>>35022517
Ainz Ooal Gown is a pretty stupid fucking name
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Tried 69 for the first time that shit was so cash
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>>35022517
F. Trunks.
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>>35022517
For some reason Kirito getting the nickname The Black Swordsman is way fucking stupider than Guts having the same nickname
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>>35022526
>when he's on the bottom in a 69 but ends up bucking his hips just enough to be taking agency without making you puke
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>>35022522
im not wrong
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>>35022519
>moving the goalposts
any emo band lead singer?
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>>35022533
those guys don’t look gay tho, that’s the style back then
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>>35022533
Nta but you reminded me of this legendary Etsy seller
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>>35022500
I don't need to. I seem to attrract successful women no matter how unemployed I am.
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>>35022504
>But also I feel like girls who dress that way all want the same kind of guy
Definitely not. I know of plenty of fit women with all sorts of preferences. Some like fit guys, some like fat guys. Some like tall men, some like men shorter than them. Some like black guys, some like Asian guys. Some like really masculine men, some like really feminine men. There was definitely a time like a decade ago and before when fit women only wanted fit men, but now it's not 1 in 100 women that are athletic, it's like 1 in 20 and their preferences are all over the place.
>And I wonder if trendy women are into that.
Definitely, there are even different subcategories for those kind of guys. You'll hear shit like, "He's got line cook energy," or, "He's a spicy white boy," all the time.

>>35022507
>no girls into gay looking men?
Nigga wtf are you smoking? There ABSOLUTELY is. And it's not new either. Do you know how many women wanted to fuck 80's rockstars wearing makeup? Women wanted to fuck Liberace, and he was as queen as a $3 bill.

>>35022517
>What is the most retarded name you've come across in anime?
Yhwach

>>35022527
Toriyama deserves the shit slapped out of him for his naming system.
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>>35022535
>twinks don't count because everyone thought they were hot back then

HAHAHAHA

There is no fucking way you aren't trolling
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Is this safe horny or just regular horny?
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>>35022514
me
I'm a certified slut (30+ bodycount with women) and people routinely react with shock when they find out I like women
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>>35022503
>You need to have your woman indoors and in a burkha to prevent men who want to fuck her from interacting with her.
You're being dense. There's a line between your girl has to interact with simps on the street or at a store Vs. She strips down and lays on a massage table for the man (who isn't you) to sensually rub her up and down while she's bare and near topless, bra unhooked, possibly massaged at the back of her pelvis and the guy can basically spread her cheeks during his ministrations. If you're fine with your girl getting that sorta attention from a guy paid or not then idk what to tell you bro.
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Men, would you break up with a girl for being too submissive?
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I’ve come to the conclusion that anon has laid some bait and we all took it like to stupid fucking rats we are.
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>>35022539
I mean, some of the names work. Beerus is a good name, since that's the new one on my mind.
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>>35022544
>30+ body count
ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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>>35022542
Safe horny was a forced meme. The only context in which it makes any sense is hyperspecific twitter/Reddit communities. Definitely doesn't make sense on 4chan. Forget about it.
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Are there femanon witches in this thread that do rituals with demons?
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>>35022542
If it was made to be sexy but also sell something, it's safe horny. If it was made to get people off or to get the artist off while making it, it's regular horny.
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>>35022536
Nta but how the fuck did I miss this I used to have thousands of MCR pics on my Photobucket. I wanted the action figures. Is this a recent thing?
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>>35022549
You'd think women would have more problems with it but they don't. I'm very open about it too because I wouldn't want anyone to hide it if I were on the other side.
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>>35022542
It's Hades 2 so it's gay horny. The game is good but the illustrations all look like lesbian queer bait like it was drawn by a pronoun who reads too much romantasy books
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>>35022539
Well thanks for that.
Definitely trying to land a fit baddie.

I did bring my dog to run club last week and had a lot of women approach me and want to talk and stuff so that was cool.
I also never go out of my way to try with women who are actually my type and I’ve never had trouble with ladies otherwise so maybe I gotta just go for it
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>>35022551
No. I just have a vision board, dreamcatchers, a sex circle, etc. Nothing ritualistic.
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>>35022556
Romantasy is famously hetero. You are thinking of AO3
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>>35022555
those aren’t women those are gross whoreish devils as u are too
i can’t even tell u to get help cuz there no undoing the damage already done
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>>35022559
It's gay to me because im a man. Female hetero media always translates to gay as fuck to straight men
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>>35022560
>those aren’t women those are gross whoreish devils
Alrighty
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>>35022555
>You'd think women would have more problems
Why would they?
They are not as sexually insecure and possessive as men on average.
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Normies will at every point made sure to exclude autists and make them feel like they don't matter and then act like it's our fault when we grow up to be bitter asocial haters.
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>>35022551
>Are there femanon witches in this thread that do rituals with demons?
I hope so. I'm a male Hierodeacon who engages in spiritual war. Let the witches approach
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>>35022544
>30+ bodycount with women
envy
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>>35022540
Nta
You jest but teen/early 20s me thought Vic Fuentes was hot. Were you even on tumblr before it got bought by yahoo?
Teenage girls like more effeminate less intimidating men.
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>>35022554
I don’t know, it’s some Etsy shop so that’s probably why. It’s been around since 2025 so it’s pretty recent
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>>35022565
They can't fathom that we're not doing it on purpose and don't care enough to find out. Being defensive is easier than being kind. You commit a social faux pas by accident and they think that gives them license to be rude on purpose to punish you for your infraction.
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>>35022527
>>35022548
Last name Briefs? Names are Panty, Bra, Trunks, and Bloomers.
Warrior race of apes? Names are vegetables.
Father-son-creation magicians? Bibidi Babidi Buu
Frost demons? Frieza, King Cold, Cooler, Chilled, Frost.
Slug demons from space? Names are all instruments.

>>35022555
>You'd think women would have more problems with it
Caring about body count is such loser behavior.

>>35022561
>Female hetero media always translates to gay as fuck to straight men
Why would you assume that, and why do you think that is?
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>>35022572
We can fathom it if you fucking tell us you're autistic beforehand. Otherwise no shit we'll assume it's deliberate, if you weren't autistic it would be deliberate.
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>>35022573
>Chilled, Frost
Okay those ones I'm not familiar with. I liked Freiza/Cooler/King Cold, but those last ones are lazy. Just another example of DBZ being better than everything, even the DB stuff that came after it.
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>>35022574
No you'd think it's fucking weird if I immediately tell new people I meet that I'm autistic don't lie.
I prefer to ask clarifying questions instead of immediately tearing in to people. If I can do that surely normies can they just don't want to.
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men really just sit in public with a part of their buttcrack visible and have no clue
impressive behavior almost
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>>35022579
It really is dumb. Showing ass crack should be a conscious decision.
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>>35022578
Being serious yeah I agree it's a difficult problem to solve. It geniunely is ridiculous to expect others to just know you're autistic, but on the other hand...yeah, you can't open conversations by saying you're autistic. There are ways to drop in "hey btw sometimes I come across as angry when I'm not, I just have resting bitch face and can sound surly haha" but your whole problem is that it's more difficult for you to casually drop stuff into a conversation at the right time.
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>>35022573
>>35022555
I’ve been with lkke 70 women and I’m insecure about it. I want a wife :(
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>>35022579
>have no clue
That’s where you’re wrong
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>>35022544
Is 30 the slut threshold? I’ve been with 60 women and I don’t feel like a slut
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>>35022578
Normies just want to be judgemental and to have a black sheep to pick on.
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I've been with 3 women and I feel slutty
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>>35022586
I don't know where exactly the threshold lies, but I think 30 definitely counts as slut territory.
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Why do foids say Luigi is more attractive than Mario?
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>>35022573
>Why would you assume that, and why do you think that is?
I assume that because I'm a straight man and I also happen to notice that other straight men don't go out of their way to consume media marketed towards females such as romantasy such as romcoms such as specific types of pop music.

>Why do you think that is?
Because it's prissy and girly and men typically don't like to identify with that or participate in it. They only enjoy that the woman does
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>>35022594
JBT
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>>35022589
This is autistic cope because you guys can't see what it is you're doing to everyone else when you sperg out
It's pretty shit being on the receiving end of an autist who sounds like they hate you but also won't shut the fuck up about a boring topic while also interrupting other people
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>>35022582
So the obvious solution is for people to stop jumping to conclusions and just ask.
>>35022589
Yeah I know :/
I think all my sister's friends might hate me.
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>>35022594
bowser’s hotter than them both combined
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>>35022594
Because Luigi is taller
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>>35022599
>So the obvious solution is for people to stop jumping to conclusions and just ask.
Okay. Imagine you meet someone and they immediately take a disliking to you. They're angry with you about something but you can't tell what. They deliberately trample over your polite requests to not do something. You are asking people to assume that this person is autistic rather than just a dickhead and vulnerably ask them "hey, just checking, are you mad at me?".

I'm well used to interacting with autistic people so I can do that, sure. But most non-autistic people aren't.
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Why don't you go the bar on weekends and flirt with lonely Gen X MILFs, /atoga/?
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well atoga, which one? and why
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>>35022542
male hands
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>>35022604
Rosalina is mommy
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>>35022598
Nta. Ok so tell me. Politely. My sister has a hand signal for me when I'm being too loud. If you are irritated that I am interrupting you too often TELL ME and we can work out a signal.
>>35022602
Why does asking "hey did I do something to piss you off? Why are you treating me like this?" have to be vulnerable? You can have a backbone and self respect while asking. It's still a way of not tolerating the perceived mistreatment it's just not aggressive.
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>>35022603
I can hang out with my mom at home anon.
I don't think she's hot but she seemed to do ok on the apps.
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>>35022542
Gay horny
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>>35022604
M
Rosalina because she's canonically 7'3" and I wanna climb that mountain
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>>35022542
M
it's queerbait

safehorny is a forced meme and isn't real
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>>35022584
>>35022592
Sexual history only defines you as much as you let it.
Would you reject someone you have amazing chemistry with because they had a lot of sexual partners?

>>35022594
>Why do foids say Luigi is more attractive than Mario?
Why does the taller, richer, more supportive brother with the hot princess girlfriend appeal more to women than the manlet plumber that can't take a hint? Who knows.

>>35022604
Daisy, because she's a vibe, but Pauline does have a fat Donk.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Pauline does give Asami vibes, tho.
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>>35022620
Damn, most tall ladies usually have ugly man faces, but she's really pretty. What a woman.
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>>35022623
>sexual history

No I would not. I personally don’t care.
I’ve fucked so many women and I’m still a very loyal man and a good partner when I’m in a relationship.
So it wouldn’t bother me as long as she’s solid and we get along well.

I am the guy who was talking about chicks in gym clothes :’)
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>>35022551
Nah, just a lazy eclectic pagan.
Labeling yourself a witch before you're like level 99 with tons of successful experiences and memorized knowledge is kind of gay imo. Anyone can do a little dance and pray to the moon, or whatever those witchtok sluts do. Istg most of them just watched that midsommar movie and went full onions face and went out and bought some crystals.
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>>35022604
>Peach, Daisy, Rosalina & Pauline
Funny fact, psychology has run a study on this already. I'll post the blunt version ver batim results:

>Men most attracted to Peach had strong healthy relationships to their father role models. Most likely to be men of majority heteronormative identity and strong groups of male peers
>Men most attracted to Daisy were dependent on male role models but had a negative relationship to them. Most of the Daisy preferring men strongly preferring boyish women or outright were bisexual or identifying as partially queer.
>Rosalina enjoyers had no strong role male models. They had strong female role models, dependency on their mother was high. They mostly identified as hetero but were submissive in their sexuality and preferred dominant women
>Pauline enjoyers were mostly similar to Peach enjoyers. The men sharing the same strong family ties but they were men who had been more strongly influenced by their mothers than their fathers but not dependent on women. These men didn't lack in male peers and seemingly preferred women of the maturer variety such as MILFs.

So peachfags were normies
Daisy fags were femboy faggots
Rosalinafags were pussy simp orbiters
Paulinefags were MILF lovers
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>>35022636
What about men who preferred Zelda/Sheik? I feel like those are the real femboys, not tomboy-loving Chads like Daisy-enjoyers.
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I'd vote for him so bad
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>>35022610
Remember that this is operating under the assumption people don't know you're autistic.
>Ok so tell me
WE DO. We tell you and you appear to completely ignore us...because you have a condition which makes it so you can't receive our communication. And the whole problem is that this is totally indistinguishable from when non-autistic people receive our communication and choose to ignore it because they're dickheads or they're angry or whatever.
Your next line will be: "why don't you just tell us using explicit words instead of using body language, tone of voice, and oblique wording?". The answer is because we use body language etc. to politely hint things to people. We use explicit, literal words when we want to forego politeness like this. Even something like "apologies, do you mind if we change the conversation topic?" isn't actually polite. It's merely as polite as you can be while using literal spoken words.
>Why does asking "hey did I do something to piss you off? Why are you treating me like this?" have to be vulnerable?
Because you don't know the other person well and explicitly asking something like that shows you want to make it into a big deal, which would be rude on your end. Especially if it's a relatively small thing, like they -- in an angry tone of voice -- asked you to repeat yourself louder because they didn't hear you the first time. But those small things add up to an ugly picture.

Hopefully you've got a clearer picture now of why non-autistic people often seem to be "fine" with things until suddenly they're not. We weren't fine before, but you seemed to deliberately ignore that no matter how clear we made it. And it was clear to other people, by the way, you just have a condition that makes it so you can't detect it (which is not your fault).
Also autistic people often run into this problem when communicating with other autists fwiw.
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>>35022634
Most occultists in general are just larping for the aesthetic. A lot of the rituals in those ancient grimoires are so convoluted you have to be actually dedicated and firmly convinced to do them. Like nobody is going to fast for a month then saw the head off of a dead man at midnight during the full moon.
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>>35022595
Just because something is for women doesn't mean it's also for gay men though. I don't think there's a man who unironically likes Fourth Wing.

>>35022623
>Would you reject someone you have amazing chemistry with because they had a lot of sexual partners?
I'm the 3 bodies anon (pic related, haha). Before I turned 25, I probably would've said yes. There's diminishing returns with age on the expectations of chastity, and as you get older the people you date are all more likely to have been in relationships or hooked up, the same as you.

I think it's less about sexual history and more about one's attitude on sex. Is it something special you should only engage with people you love, or is it ok to go out, have a good time and engage in sex with someone you'll never see again? I feel like my hookup was a mistake. But having 1-3 hookups and not liking it is different than 10+ hookups and just being like "it was fun but not truly satisfying, now I want something more serious" So I think amazing chemistry includes having similar moral standards on sex. Personally, I'm also way more religious now than I used to, so I don't think I'd want to have premarital sex again. I don't believe in so-called "born again virgins," but I still think I should behave to a higher standard than I used to. If a woman has that "reformed slut" kind of energy but seems genuine about her attitudes towards sex now, I'd like to think I could make it work, but who knows?
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>>35022640
Zelda/Sheik were not factored into the dataset but I imagine they would have to compare all the iterations of Zelda against each other to identify which is which
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Why do I want to fuck this gilf so bad
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>>35022642
Isn't this dude a Nestorian? He's got some crazy religious views
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>>35022650
Because you suffer from a surfeit of basedness
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At least one guy here would fuck a toadette.
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>>35022654
I would fuck a goomba niga
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>>35022650
Why wouldn't you, Anon?
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>>35022655
are they even female
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>>35022655
Goombette...
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>>35022647
>Just because something is for women doesn't mean it's also for gay men though. I don't think there's a man who unironically likes Fourth Wing

There's gay and then there's gay. I'm not saying that female media is for gay men. I'm just saying it's gay there's a difference. Only men understand (without autism). And yes Fourth Wing is gay as fuck. I was forced to read the first page and I immediately stopped. Specifically where it read "I'm so fucked". I knew then and there that a dumb millennial woman wrote it from this page alone. Keep in mind I had no idea what the book was or who they author was I was blind of knowing and I just KNEW it was female slop.
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>>35021794
F
2-3 times a week. I think you have a complex of some sort. Theres nothing wrong with masturbation. Its healthy.
>>35021883
I dont think guys do this.
>>35022331
I literally dont care. Gender war stuff is so lame.
>>35022484
I think Im lesbian coded. I get lots of womanly attention.
>>35022551
Need hunky knight boyfriend.
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>>35022655
I would use a goomba as a butt plug and make him lick my prostate with his tongue
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>>35022655
It’s been forever since I’ve played paper Mario but I remember goombella being spunky and cool
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>>35022620
I'm 5'9" and I could use her boobs as a hat.
Also I'm impressed that she's not wearing heels or indeed shoes at all. This is the first video of this type that I've seen on the internet where the height of the tall woman isn't exaggerated with footwear for effect.
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>>35022579
Men's pants don't fit very well.
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>>35022458
>So if whores dressed like Amish women, would that mean Amish women are dressing like whores? The problem is your own perception and sexualization of women's bodies.
Let's not be disingenuous, women who wear skin-tight skin-colored shorts that hug their ass and show their cameltoe know exactly what they are doing. If I wore a speedo and took the machine right in front of a woman at some planet fitness and had my nuts almost hanging out I would be kicked out of there instantly.
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>>35022664
Oh this is who I meant, not Goombette
Genuinely stole my heart. She's exactly my type. And unfortunately she's a fucking goomba.
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Im in a love triangle.
Do I go for the 5'11" fuck boy aerospace engineer
or
The 6'6" viking master electrician?
The electrician is sweet, doting and wants to take care of me - but hes dominant and I find that repulsive, whereas the aerospace engineer is a little bit colder but he wants me to cage him and throw away the key.
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>>35022643
>you have a condition which makes it so you can't receive our communication
This is how I often feel about neurotypicals. NTA.
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>>35022674
You don't actually seem that hot on either of them
Generally I'd say that if you have to ask, neither of them are the one
t. also in a love triangle
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>>35022677
Well yes. But it's also how you feel about fellow autists.
I've seen you people talk amongst yourselves. You get frustrated with each other and the way the other autist mistook your "obvious" meaning.
Also, fwiw I'm not neurotypical. Where do you think you are etc.
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>>35022669
why not
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>>35022642
I don't know if it's his actual campaign or just a bunch of jeets but I get so much spam with his name on it that I hope he gets raped.
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This is no life for me
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>>35022643
>and you appear to completely ignore us
My brother might. I'm not THAT autistic. We're not all nonverbal and obsessed with trains.
My question isn't "why don't you state it explicitly" what I ask is "can you please tell me using words when I am doing something that upsets you because I don't want to do that but might not understand your nonverbal communication." If they're unwilling then we can't hang. Not anyone's fault.
I am constantly checking in and asking people who's opinions I trust if my behavior was acceptable or if what I'm about to text someone comes off as rude. I am TRYING. I would rather you just fucking tell me in a way that feels blunt to you than try and be subtle about it until it pisses you off.
>Especially if it's a relatively small thing, like they -- in an angry tone of voice -- asked you to repeat yourself louder because they didn't hear you the first time.
One small thing is a small thing. Six small things is worth questioning.

>We weren't fine before, but you seemed to deliberately ignore that no matter how clear we made it.
Obviously we know this retroactively because you blew up. We're not confused about that. The part we're confused about is identifying those signals that you weren't fine other than the obvious getting angry at us one, and what exactly it was that we did that made you mad. That's the part that hurts. I know you feel like you're adequately explaining what we've done wrong but not understanding means I can't fix it. Pattern recognition helps to an extent so I've gotten better at a lot of things but with certain stuff I just can't identify where I'm going wrong, and then sometimes the other party is also partially in the wrong and that's confusing. All I can do is shut the fuck up when one of my trusted people gives me a signal, and keep a record of past fuck ups, take note of similarities, and through trial and error learn which of those similarities is a problem.
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>>35022643
>>35022686
Sorry for the fucking blogpost btw I'm upset about something unrelated and being too vulnerable.
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>>35022678
Yeah, I feel like neither of them are really exactly what Im looking for but Im hoping the engineer warms up a little once he gets to know me better. Its tough out here.
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You know what if it happens I’ll just be impressed and clinical but if it doesn’t. Please god please lord
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Today is such a beautiful day. Don’t waste it.
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>>35022672
Goombette doesn’t have half the swag Goombella does.
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>>35022682
Because fashion has, for some reason that I can't explain, that trousers should be cut low so the waist band sits down by the hips and not at the waist where it belongs.
The same is true for women's pants, which is how we ended up with the whole whaletail trampstamp thing.
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men do u even bonk into doorways cuz ur shoulders are so broad
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>>35022682
Because they fit them around the hip bones and most of them don't have enough ass to hold them up.
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>>35022691
CONGRATULATIONS you win Vaguest Post of the Day Award.

Your obscurity and indescribability is notable!
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>>35022694
I went out side and bought socks and gloves and pens. Then I went home and napped most of the day away.
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>>35022695
Guys can want to fuck a goomba, but the moment a woman says that pokies are sort of hot she gets harshly judged.
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>>35022664
One of these things is not like the others…
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>>35022686
>shut the fuck up when one of my trusted people gives me a signal, and keep a record of past fuck ups, take note of similarities, and through trial and error learn which of those similarities is a problem.
NTA. This just sounds like the normal process of growing up.
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>>35022702
Are you talking about man nipple pokies?
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>>35022651
Idk
>>35022683
He can rape me
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>>35022698
No, it's because I'm clumsy and uncoordinated and it seems to be getting worse with age.
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>>35022705
The problem is I'm in my 30s and still need the assistance. Not as much, but I'm still off-putting.
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>>35022331
I think the biggest gripe about his joke is that he is exactly the type of ugly creep you don't want to aknowledge has a sex drive nor talk about sex with. It's not funny saying you stare at women and sexualize them while cosplaying as that regular guy at the bar that nobody wants to talk to.
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>>35022686
1/2
For the sake of discussion, I'm going to label all forms of communication which aren't using literally-phrased words "allistic communication".
This includes non-literally phrased words, facial expressions, tone of voice, body language, contextual implication, and so on.

When I said "you appear to completely ignore us" I meant "you completely ignore our allistic communication". I didn't mean you, like, act as if we're not there.

>can you please tell me using words when I am doing something that upsets you because I don't want to do that but might not understand your nonverbal communication
Assuming we don't know you're autistic? No, we can't do that, because that would be rude on our part. By deliberately being direct and literal, we are sending the signal that we are angry with you and we dislike you. So instead we use allistic communication so that you don't think we're angry with you or that we dislike you.
I think this is what confuses autistic people the most. There is no such thing as "neutral" communication between allistic people. Direct communication still carries connotations, and they're often confrontational connotations.
>I am constantly checking in and asking people who's opinions I trust if my behavior was acceptable or if what I'm about to text someone comes off as rude.
This is good. This is what the most socially successful autistic people I know do. They just give a gentle "hey, everything good?". It's not perfect, unfortunately, because there will be people who don't get it, but it's the best you can do I think.
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>>35022709
I believe this is literally the definition of retarded.
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>>35022706
No, the Mario enemies that are like balls with spikes stacked on top of each other, with the top one having a face.
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>>35022686
>>35022711
2/2
>One small thing is a small thing. Six small things is worth questioning.
Yes. And the natural answer to that question is "you don't like me". NOT "you're autistic and did all this stuff accidentally".

>The part we're confused about is identifying those signals that you weren't fine other than the obvious getting angry at us one, and what exactly it was that we did that made you mad.
Well yes, that's the core of the social symptoms of autism. Unfortunately it's impossible to explain because it depends on a dizzying variety of parameters. It's like trying to sit down and explain to someone how you calculate the exact force and angle to throw a ball so that your mate can catch it. It's something we just instinctively do subconsciously, not something we can consciously calculate. I think that's another mistake autistic people make -- they think we're manually figuring all this stuff out. We're not. It's automatic.
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>>35022712
Is this some sort of self hating autist?
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>>35022642
Literal grug phenotype
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>>35022711
>There is no such thing as "neutral" communication between allistic people. Direct communication still carries connotations, and they're often confrontational connotations.
This HAS to be classified as a disorder.
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>>35022719
Autistic or Dutch. Call it.
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>>35022654
Latinas are basically toadette
>>35022714
>pokey
Legitimate choice for a “hear me out” cake.
You freaky femanon
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how do I get over fumbling the date and the girl
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>>35022723
The old one up there without the green spikes is my guy. The new one is too derpy and simple.
>Latinas are basically toadette
Take it back.
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>>35022726
Be super smooth on the next date with the next girl.
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>>35022727
>take it back
No, I’m objectively right. They’re both bubbly and upbeat but also childish and stubborn.
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Should I be really rude to the next political canvassing person who calls me?
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how are we doing today atoga
are we enjoying the colder weather
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>>35021793
Anyone who hates Ayn Rand is an NPC. I've never found an exception.
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>>35022736
You should buy a whistle and blow it really hard directly into the phone when they start talking.
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>>35021798
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>>35022731
I'll accept stubborn, but not childish.
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Girls, do you find this funny, and how many of your friends would find it funny?
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>>35022737
No it'll suck until snow falls and we get enough snow to go sledding. Hope we do get enough snow for that this winter.
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>>35022711
>because that would be rude on our part
If I asked you to do it then how is rude? Riddle me that. I want to be very aware that something is bothering you BEFORE you get angry about it and the only way to guarantee that is if you tell me using plain very literal language.
The people I'm close to are willing to do this. I don't want to make my mom think I'm criticizing the way she's doing something when I'm just trying to share a fun fact. We talked about it and identified that it was a phrasing issue and now I clarify my intentions before I share something with her. I get that I can't ask every stranger to do this but if you are trying to have a conversation with me why do we have to do it only your way? How is that fair? Just "majority rules"?
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>>35022746
You know, people get mad at childfree people a lot, but do you really want these people reproducing?

Also how little respect do you have for the people you're inviting to your wedding that you call their children "crotch goblins" and "demons"? Just don't invite them.
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>>35022746
Not a girl but anyone who uses the term "crotch goblin" signals to me that they're mentally deficient, most likely a "NeUroDiVerGenT" type of loser, aged 25-30 but still has the mentality of someone aged 14-16. If it's a female who says it I expect to see faded self harm scars or enamel erosion from bulimia vomiting. If it's a male saying it I expect them to own shimapan high socks or have some type of degenerate account on some fur affinity shit
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>>35022715
>and the natural answer
You assume
I can't trust my own assumptions I have to ask. So it feels rude and dismissive when other people trust their assumption of my intentions and character instead of asking.
>>35022715
>just instinctively do subconsciously
And I understand that that's why it's hard to explain. I am asking you for kindness and bluntness because I am limited in my abilities and making assumptions instead of clarifying with me only serves to piss you off. How do you benefit from not at least trying to explain? I guess you don't have to deal with me any more but you could just leave before I piss you off instead of yelling at me.
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>>35022746
It's not funny but not because I'm offended. I don't have any friends.
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>>35022741
That sounds potentially illegal
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checkmate, moids
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>>35022752
Well yes, if you asked me to do it then it's fine. Like I said, this was all proceeding under the assumption we didn't know you were autistic.
I will add though that even though it's fine, it's still going to take almost as much effort on our part to adapt to this way of communication as it does for you. It's DIFFICULT. You have to push yourself past every instinct telling you this mf fucken does not like you. It's like jumping off a bridge with a bungie -- you might know you're safe, but you still have to push yourself off. It gets easier with practice.
>if you are trying to have a conversation with me why do we have to do it only your way? How is that fair? Just "majority rules"?
Yeah, it's not fair. It's the classic problem of the majority always getting their way even if that's not actually proportionately fair. Like if 90% of the population is right handed then almost every character in a video game will be right handed even when proportionately 10% of them should be left handed. But they never are, because the majority ALWAYS wins. It's like that but way worse. I'm sorry.
>You assume
Usually correctly.
>How do you benefit from not at least trying to explain?
Every single separate situation requires its own separate explanation.
I will say that there are trained specialists who can give you a rundown on general rules of thumb. Just look for social coaching for autistic people.
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>>35022764
https://youtu.be/wN9Jq3_Z-1M
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>>35022764
It’s always funny when girls think they’re clever.
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https://prestonbyrne.com/2026/10/20/ofcom-concedes-defeat/

4chan defeated the UK in court today. How are you going to celebrate?
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>>35022764
If a man lacks nothing then why does he need you?
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So the girl that I invited over asked me what I’m looking for on hinge and said
>I just don’t want there to be an expectation bc you invite me over
Should I ghost her? I just want to fuck. I’m sick and tired of having to go on dates and do all this bullshit when I’m tall and white and every retard on this website for the past decade+ convinced me that’s all I need to be successful in the sexual market
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>>35022772
Based! The first step towards leftism being eradicated worldwide. The west will be saved. They're going to kick out the migrants, bros. I know it.
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And after calming me down with some
Orange slices and some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are The Chosen One
The One who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not"
Me, The Chosen One? They chose me!
And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school
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>>35022775
What’s the EU or bong version of ICE?
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>>35022774
Thank her for being upfront and honest and admit you just wanted to have sex, and that you probably shouldn't meet if you don't hold the same expectations
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>>35022773
Only children need adults, I'll never understand why men claim they need women or want women to need them back
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Men, what's your mom's favorite color?
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>>35022774
Apply a little rizz. She didn’t say that she won’t fuck if she comes over. She said “expectation”. Chicks have weird mental blocks like that.

If you’re any good at sexting, you could roleplay her coming over.
>well what do you like to do when you come over?
And take it from there.
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>>35022773
>>35022781
asexual reproduction is too hard for most moids and foids
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>>35022775
I still don't understand why the far right dislike other likeminded conservatives.
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>>35022573
>Caring about body count is such loser behavior.
What changed your opinion on this?
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>>35022604
Who's the Carmen Santiago looking chick? I choose her.
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>>35022783
Silver
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>>35022783
>Men, what's your mom's favorite color?
It was burgundy. I miss her so much.
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>>35022772
I'll pour a cold one for da lads
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>>35022780
>>35022784
I’m conflicted and too autistic to be dealing with this. I want to be left alone all I want is sex from the opposite gender idgaf about her as a person
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>>35022794
That only works for gay hookups.
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>>35022798
What happened to zoomers hooking up? It feels like everyone is just raped trash and has turned into an asexual bug. The few women that would put out easily are way below my league and are usually fat, just to add fire to the flame
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>>35022794
>Too autistic
>Idgaf about her as a person
Nah bullshit. You're doing that autistic thing where you're thinking at face value too hard. You don't give a fuck about the archetype of the woman in your head and that's normal, no one gives a fuck about thought forms, not really. You will give a fuck about her as a person once you actually get to know that person in the flesh at the timeline where it occurs.
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>>35022801
Dude, you basically said that you want to be able to have a girl just come over and you immediately fuck her then kick her out. That only works for gay hookups and prostitutes.
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kinky people of /atoga/,
Do your tastes ever embarrass and cause you to feel ashamed after you're done with them? Or are you totally uninhibited by any sense of shame?
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>>35022767
>proceeding under the assumption we didn't know you were autistic.
I mean. Do I have to explicitly state it if I'm being clear about what I'm asking you for?
>It's DIFFICULT
I do get that. I only expect people to work with me if they need something from me or for whatever reason want to be my friend. I'd like it if everyone would be nice but that's unrealistic.

I'm also left handed lol.
>usually correctly
And I can usually correctly identify that someone doesn't like me, just not how we got there. It SUCKS to learn that it was because they assumed I didn't like them first. I wish people would investigate. If the person you're asking is neurotypical they'll just lie to you and say they don't hate you, or be a dick. An autistic person will say "Oh I didn't mean to come off like that".

I don't feel like I'd benefit too much from coaching at this point but I guess I could look into it. I am "almost" normal. I think that's why people get so mad at me. I feel like if I was worse people would be more forgiving because they would just assume I'm autistic instead of assuming I'm being snarky or dismissive or rude or whatever else. My brother is a DICK sometimes but my sisters don't talk shit about him the same way they do about me because they know he can't help it. They complain, but they don't blame him for the way he is and see it as a character flaw, it's just something annoying about him.
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>>35022774
"Call it a hope not an expectation ;)"
If she's offended go ahead and ghost. Saves both of you time.
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>>35022803
I'm an autism whisperer. The autist is trying to say:
"I value my independence and solitude very greatly. But I am also a man with a strong sex drive. I want to satisfy my sexual needs but I don't want to be shackled down by any commitments that might minimize or curtail my independent lifestyle, especially under the pressure of social obligations."
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>>35022804
F, yes to a degree.
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>>35022789
>What changed your opinion on this?
Nothing? I've always said that it can be indicative of incompatibility in regards to how two people view sex, but the notion that someone can't pair bond just because they've had their dick in so many people or so many people's dicks in them is stupid. I've met people with triple digit body counts who can love purely and without reservation, and I've met virgins who can't. So seeing men and women alike being like, "They've slept with more than five people. That's gross," just fills me with so much vitriol, because you could potentially have the best thing that ever happened to you sitting in front of you and you throw it away for what, insecurity? Like someone offering you $900k but you turn your nose up at it because it's not a million.

In hindsight, my opinion may have changed a bit. Part of me used to feel morally superior for my own chastity, but I can see now it was kind of a cope. And I would still be living like that if not for my wife, who has had a lot more sexual experience than I have.

>>35022804
>Do your tastes ever embarrass and cause you to feel ashamed after you're done with them?
While I know you shouldn't feel ashamed about the things that you get off to, so long as you're not hurting anyone, sometimes you just gotta look down at your hands and be like, "By the gods, what have I become?"
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>>35022811
Nah, it’s more like this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tC1FZQlJyM
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>>35022804
F
Im not into anything worth being ashamed over.
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>>35022804
F
Just gooned to a ryona NTR hentai with goblins and I'm kinda ashamed
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Girls, what do you think of men who spend $200-300 on comic books every month?
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>>35022804
>Do your tastes ever embarrass and cause you to feel ashamed after you're done with them? Or are you totally uninhibited by any sense of shame?

Yes and they're not even crazy degenerate kinks or stupid ones. But every time I attempted to live then out I always felt weird and predatory because the girls happened to be insecure about their own bodies and would ruin it by being too meek and self deprecating, total turn off & made me feel stupid for trying them IRL.
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>>35022804
M
I have a pretty aggressive case of cuck fetishism that makes me really ashamed. Not for any sincere or deep reason, moreso because shame and insecurity itself are the fuel for the fetish in the first place so naturally they spike after im done.
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Being ugly is tough but at least I have cool hair
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>>35022790
>Santiago
I don't know what I hate more: That you got the name wrong —presumably not on purpose— or that you can always fire back with the comeback that I still understood what you meant.
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>>35022786
So is she implying that her only role in the marriage is to be a baby making machine? I thought feminists were against that.
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>>35022820
I remember you
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>>35022826
I'd gladly trade my handsome face for your cool hair. My hair is fucked and thinning
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Heavy is the Hammer
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>>35022804
>Do your tastes ever embarrass and cause you to feel ashamed after you're done with them?
Yeah
>>35022822
If he doesn't say anything about me spending not quite that much on weed, nicotine vape products, and chocolate then I can't say anything about the comic books.
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>>35022820
>femanons poor bf is with a girl that would NTR him with goblins
its over....
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I want to see a play of Dracula, but I didn't realize it was a feminist version of Dracula. Wow, you girls really hate men. I couldn't believe it could even be produced because the entire show revolved around how badly women are treated but they can be boss babes who run their own lives. Do you girls really never get tired of that?
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>>35022832
>weed, nicotine vape products, and chocolate
Add in renting a romance movie to cry to and it’s the recently broken up woman’s shopping list.
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>>35022836
It's a depressed woman's shopping list
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Women, which of these two is preferable?
>A man who hasn't cried in the last ten years
>A man who cries ten times a month
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Too shy to use the microwave so im eating cold meat
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>>35022839
former PLEASE
hate hate hate hate manbabies they traumatize me enough
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>>35022841
What if he only cries at the end of ET?
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>>35022804
Im a fujoshi at the ripe age of XX. Yes Im ashamed.
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File: y2k.mp4 (1.33 MB, 720x720)
1.33 MB
1.33 MB MP4
How do I get a millennial big sister gf?
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>>35022839
has anything cryworthy happened in those 10 years like parental death?
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how do i learn better social skills?

for example recently i was at a concert with my brother. a few of his friends came, and i'm somewhat familiar with them, but i instantly felt anxious when my brother left for a bit and "left" me alone with them. they weren't really talking to each other, so i asked one of them why he was wearing the shirt he was wearing. it was a vintage hot wheels tshirt, i assume it was a joke and it grabbed my attention. but i think he took it badly when i just straight up asked, why are you wearing that. i made sure to smile! but maybe my intent didn't come across well, i was just curious. he seemed taken aback, and i did fix my mistake by saying i like it. but the convo got really awkward after that with everyone and i felt like i torpedoed the whole conversation. i think it would help if i was able to make friends but alas.
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>>35022840
Why are you being shy of the microwave? It's not like you're trying to stick your dick in it or anything.
... Right? That's not what you meant by "cold meat" is it? Anon?
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>>35022839
What's he crying about? How hard? I'd probably take the crier unless he's having unhinged meltdowns about dumb shit.
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>>35022843
arguably worse than being a pedo
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>>35022841
moid hands
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>>35022843
Im curious - are you one of those fujos who finds actual, real homosexual men disgusting and infuriating? Or are you into the whole nine yards?
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>>35022844
This was my friend’s older sister except she was kinda chubby and looked nothing like Amy Lee. Cool girl though, she showed me lots of music that I still listen to now.
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>>35022850
Only pedos/4chan troons think have this weird hate obsession for fujos.
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>>35022604
Brownie is a cutie! I’ll take her. She’s not overrated.
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>>35022843
20?
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>>35022846
I would have avoided that by being really particular about how I asked but maybe don't trust my advice.
You always start with "I like your X" And instead of asking the open ended "why are you wearing that?" Ask a "Are you wearing that because X?" type question. Like "does it have something to do with the band or is it just cool?" And maybe ask them where they got it.
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>>35022845
Yes that's the only time I have cried. It's been 12 years since I cried.
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>>35022852
Im neutral towards gay guys in real life. Dislike promiscuity though.
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>>35022857
this is good advice imo. it's just that whenever i feel anxious, i forget about everything. i wouldn't say i panic, but i feel a lot of pressure to not for example accidentally insult anyone.
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>>35021853
>vaginas base their entire existence on lying and backstabbing men
>men walk away
>vaginas quadruple down on playing the victim
get cancer women
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>>35022862
When I'm anxious I start acting like predictive text and trying to finish people's sentences for them so I can get to my next calculated move I get it.
It's a repetition thing I get away with practicing opening conversations with a compliment because I'm a woman. Develop a conversation tree in your brain. "If they react like this, then I respond like this" and just change the details as needed.
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>>35022804
interesting how many foid replies this got
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>>35022210
Equal rights for women means total enslavement of men and selling them out as meat to the kikes, women want to be able to plunge a 30cm knife in your back and face no consequences.

WOMEN DON'T SPEAK HUMAN LANGUAGE, WOMEN SPEAK LIE
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>>35022866
Stockfish type brain
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>>35022868
Kink questions always get foids replying. It's because it's a chance for the girls to do the whole 'pick me' thing where they know they have a male audience and they wanna show off their sexual prowess for the free attention. You can do the same if you ask the gender how many push ups can they do
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>>35022868
Because it's a genuine question not trying to pull a gotcha.
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>>35022840
Nice. I'm hiding in my room eating pepperoni.
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>>35022866
thanks for the tips. btw do you have some examples of what you'd say if you compliment someone (if we assume it's someone you've met before so not a total stranger) and they only say thanks, and now it's on you to think of something to say again.
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>>35022226
>Gotta love how men claim to be all for accountability but then pin everything on women.
Exactly, we are all about accountability, AND WE DO PIN THE FAULT ON THE GUILTY.
Keep lying, whore.
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i want pussy but tinder and bumble require a phone number and im not paying to get a phone number.
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>>35022876
you weren't getting pussy off there anyways, you need to be chad
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>>35022874
>and now it's on you to think of something to say again
Is it really though? Sometimes it's fine to sit in silence for 20 seconds while you try to think of what to bring up next. And just "thanks" isn't fully fulfilling their side of the conversation, it's technically still their turn.
It's dependent on where you know them from and how well you know them. What do you know about them? You've got the surface level questions like asking how their pet is doing or how work is. Do you have new interesting information about a shared interest? Or a shared friend/acquaintance? Did anything interesting or funny happen to you since the last time you saw them? Remembering details or preferences of theirs from past conversations and asking about them is a good way to show people that you're interested in them.
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>>35022876
>he doesn’t know
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>>35022623
>Would you reject someone you have amazing chemistry with because they had a lot of sexual partners?
Yes. Just because we can talk friendly with each other doesn't mean she would be a good partner for me to live with. More STDs, drama with the exes, worse reputation for me and a potential kid, and if she failed or simply chose not to build a healthy relationship with the ten guys who "came" before me, I don't want to play the lottery, hoping that I'll be the "lucky" eleventh one. It's just common sense, I'd rather try my luck finding another woman with good chemistry and lesser bodycount.
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How do I find a gf like pic rel if I'm extremely European
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>>35022623
my first gf had been with roughly 20 guys when i met her. sex was very awkward in a lot of ways and i felt really bad at times. idk if i'd recommend it
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>>35022885
Albanians look like this
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>>35022885
Do you at least live in one of the European countries being overrun by Muslim immigrants?
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>>35022885
Just get Isekai'd into a japanese horse girl anime.
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I love vagueposting
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>>35022890
Sadly not
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>>35022746
NAG
I'm cool with that and the description, but you not paying for it is a bit weird.
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>>35022893
Damn, I was gonna tell ya to go find a non-religious Arab girl, but I guess you're screwed even on that front.
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>>35022885
need uma gf..
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>>35022854
4chan is simply the only demographic that experiences significant numbers of fujos.
fujoshis are the worst human lifestyle possible because not only do you partake of no beauty whatsoever, you don't even want to. your whole lifestyle is just to voluntarily get walled away into a goon cask of amontillado and bugs
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M
>AA
Just 0 bonus points. Nothing good, but nothing bad either, simple as.
>A-E
1 bonus point. A relaxing squishy thing to handle.
>G
-1 bonus point. My dear, I'm worrying that you might have tumors, this looks a bit unhealthy, maybe you should go check a doctor.
>>35022892
Same.
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I’m going to run club alone today. There’s probably 200 people.
My friends can’t go so I’m gonna take my dog.
Last time 3 women approached me to talk for awhile.

Why am I so afraid to go without my friends?
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>>35022885
she looks like me except the ears I'm from argentina
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>>35022907
Plap
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>>35022907
do brown girls from argentina like sensitive gringo men
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>>35022902
Aesthetically I wan an A or B
Personality wise I want DD
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>>35022907
Pls be in Tallinn
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>>35022907
Post tail
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>>35022908
>>35022909
>>35022911
i’m trans btw, if that matters
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>>35022854
i think fujos are cute and would date one
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Women, is your ideal man a guy who beats you in a non-threatening way?
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>commits domestic violence on you cutely x3
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>>35022917
no matter how far down the incel rabbithole i fell i never fathomed the whole "women actually love being beaten" thing
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>>35022917
can’t he just head patt me non threateneningly instead
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I see it's "women love being beaten and raped" hours
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>>35022929
When is it not?
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>>35022917
How tf do you beat someone non threateningly? At catan?
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>>35022927
Nta but I like to headbutt nonthreateningly
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>>35022930
You're right, it's always incel/blackposting retarded bullshit hours on ATOGA.
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>>35022932
but then we both get hurt
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>>35022934
It’s closer to a cats headbutt than it is to a lethwei fighters headbutt
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i am afraid i actually do like women even if they dont like me
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Foids, genuine question
When you interact with males IRL do you carry fear of spontaneously being harmed by said males? Even if they don't do anything is it a reflex to be on guard mentally?
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Women, if your bf had a home gym would you do a naked workout if he asked?
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>>35022939
Yes, especially since just because they may not be acting in a hostile manner doesn't mean that they're not holding any hostile thoughts towards me.
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>>35022944
sounds like a hellish way to live
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>>35022941
My boobs are not conducive to this request
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>>35022944
still better than interacting with women, all of whom harbor harmful intent regardless of how they are behaving
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>>35022623
>Would you reject someone you have amazing chemistry with because they had a lot of sexual partners?
Straight men are aroused for sex and orgasm 99% of the time so they understand "sexual chemistry" as their partner doing deepthroat and anal. Neat but not worth pursuing if the gf doesn't do it.
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I keep dreaming of new women. I think I’m over my ex. Still highly unlikely to ever find someone to love ever again tho
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>>35022952
Are you that guy who likes to post about being a proud misogynist?
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>>35022955
lol homo
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>>35022949
Too big?
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>>35022944
>doesn't mean that they're not holding any hostile thoughts towards me.
And what would you feel if it was revealed to be true that the typical male does hold hostile thoughts towards you but is civil enough to keep them in check?
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>>35022939
Depends.
If I'm alone on a hiking trail and I pass a man I'm not checking behind me to see if he turned around and is now following me, but I'm thinking about the fact that he could and what that might mean for a minute, and listening for footsteps even if I won't admit it.
If I'm out at night even with a man I'm watching to see who's nearby, how close they're getting, if any of their body language is not normal, if they're staring. Not to the point that I'm acting sus myself just being aware of my surroundings.
If I'm in a populated area during daylight it doesn't cross my mind unless the guy is crossing normal social boundaries.
I hate being alone on a bus with just the driver and a chatty meth head. Happens more often than you'd think.

If I am alone and not in a crowd it basically is a reflex yeah. It's not that I think they will. It's that I would regret it and feel really fucking stupid if I was caught off guard. I'm not like, getting into a defensive position and identifying all available exits if a man looks at me but I am staying out of grabbing distance unless we're in a crowd.
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>>35022961
I've read enough internet comments from men to know that the vast majority of men will hold either hostile, lustful, or both hostile and lustful thoughts towards me simply for existing as a woman.
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>>35022959
Floppy. I need them secured close to my body if I'm going to be doing physical activity. Bouncing from sex is about as hard as they can go without pain, jumping jacks are too far.
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>>35022966
>the internet is real
Sure thing, baby girl.
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>>35022956
nah those are foid memeposts
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>>35022955
Good for you. I'm still not over mine the idea of a new man repulses me but I don't want the old one back either I'm just still bitter and sad.
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moids are ur hands big enough to restain both of a girl's wrists w one hand?
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>>35022975
My hands aren’t even that big but I can do that
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i think i genuinely hate trannies. i'm ashamed to admit it but they have ruined every interest i have. seriously, nothing is sacred anymore.
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>>35022975
Above your head, sure
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>>35022978
get into harry potter
they hate it there
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this toilet paper roll test thing is bs man wtf
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>>35022976
u sorta have to have big hands to be able to do that
im talking abt both a girl's wrists not just one
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>>35022982
Loose fit? Sorry anon.
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>>35022983
How stupid do you think I am, it’s literally in the premise of your question
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>>35022978
What's funny to me is how male-coded the things trannies do.
>I must tell people how I am purging the maleness from my body. It is my conquest. T. Tranny
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>>35022973
Well I’m 28 so my fate is probably sealed anyway. If you’re younger you should keep trying before it’s too late
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>>35022982
What’s that?
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>>35022907
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>>35022982
O know It's like impossible to fail unless you're still on grade school and unlucky. I think it's a silly thing that got blown out of proportion
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>>35022982
lol, this anon has a skinny dick
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>>35022991
You still have another couple/few tries in you at 28.
The best I could hope for even if found a man right now is a geriatric pregnancy. It's over. I don't even want kids it just feels like after 35 you need to stop trying. If it happens great but having hope would just be silly.
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>>35023002
That’s what happens when you wait on life to happen to you.
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>>35022975
ye
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>>35023006
I tried up until about 26, last year gave it a final hurrah that failed and now I think I'm done. I think you should keep pushing a little longer.
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>>35023002
>>35023002
>after 35 you need to stop trying
imagine being 50 with one or more 15-year-olds
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Trying to find ur first gf at 29 is suicidefuel
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>>35023011
Sounds not great imo. My mom was the age I am right now when I was 15. Somewhere in between would have been best.
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>try to be sociable
>get ignored at best and shunned at worst
>stop trying to be sociable
>ewww why are you so quiet
Kill all normies.
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>>35022917
>is your ideal man a guy who beats you
No man has ever beaten me and lived to tell the tail. Except my dad. I'm like 0 - 200 againt that nigga.

>>35022939
>When you interact with males IRL do you carry fear of spontaneously being harmed by said males?
Not fear, but I always have to be hypervigilant of my surroundings when around men. Watch for exits, keep men in my peripheral vision, don't get cornered. Not all men, but it only takes the one.

>>35022941
>if your bf had a home gym would you do a naked workout if he asked?
For sure. I've been wanting my own home gym, but I just don't have the space atm.

>>35022980
You'd think, but they're still shitting up the fandom.
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>>35023014
trying to find your first gf at 20 is suicide fuel
29 is something else. wizard status used to be 30 but you don't even get that consolation anymore
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>>35023022
Why are their rings on their right hands?
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Moids
Are leather dresses inherently slutty?
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>>35023023
Yep. Girls are too serious
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>>35023027
Lol no they're just ugly. If we find something slutty it means we simultaneously judge it socially but sexually we jerk off to it. Leather dresses are either boring or ugly to look at.
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>>35023025
>Why are their rings on their right hands?
Because Harmony shippers are the type of retards that use AI.
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>>35023027
*sniff*
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>>35023027
leather anything is inherently slutty. leather dresses are way out in to aella-grade turbowhore territory
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>>35022939
i think my guard goes down during interactions (as long as it's something normal and not like a unknown man trying to ask where i live but this much should be obvious).
when i'm alone and there is no social interaction happening, then i am very on guard about men and it's a reflex as you say. around women i don't feel like i should always be at least 5% prepared for weird shit to go down.
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>>35023027
>>35023029
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>>35022944
>>35022964
>>35022966
>>35023022
Thank you for the answers.
Follow up question for women:

When you feel what the internet calls an 'ICK', what does it feel like? Which emotions do they arouse and is it visceral, do you feel it strong enough to chase a bodily feeling?
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>>35023029
>we simultaneously judge it socially but sexually we jerk off to it
Watching men complain/cry about anything and not being able to take it seriously bc of this lol
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foid
you go to the doctor for a pregnancy checkup and you find out you're having triplets
what do?
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>>35023039
Hey at least I admit it lol. I'm self aware enough to acknowledge it, never gonna change it for nobody tho
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>>35023041
prepare to get left because apparently men have always seen women who have given birth as ugly
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>>35023041
abortion if males
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>>35023034
Looks like someone made a hospital gown out of shrink wrapped trash bags. God awful
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>>35023034
Jesus fucking Christ that's awful. I'd never fap to this and I'd not even complain about it as I do with slut gear. It stays out of my mind as much as possible.
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>>35023042
True I think most people wouldn't admit something like that, I guess I just felt a bit vindicated bc I've always seen it that way but (almost) nobody admits it
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>>35023045
psycho
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>>35022996
its not stfu
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>>35023041
>>35023044
Imagine how blown out her belly skin and vagina will be. Do the tits get saggier with more kids too?
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>>35023050
All women are like that.
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>>35023045
Incel-tranny hands
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>>35023037
>When you feel what the internet calls an 'ICK', what does it feel like? Which emotions do they arouse and is it visceral, do you feel it strong enough to chase a bodily feeling?
This question is far too zoomer coded for my 30 something ass. But I dunno, I guess an "ick" is a specific attribute that I strongly dislike but don't think anymore about it.
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>>35023052
Imagine how blown out her belly skin and vagina will be. Do the tits get saggier with more kids too?
Modern feminine males keep wondering why women don't want kids with them then say shit like this.
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>>35022924
It's the plot of like every smut story
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>>35023057
Forgot the > but nevermind I like the post better that way
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>>35023051
Sheathe the fuck up
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>>35023049
Yes. I am also going to expect the woman to not be too eager for sex during dates because it will signal she is a slut. But at the same time if she doesn't put out for me I will think she is a prude. The female will always be damned if she does and damned if she doesn't under my Male Gaze™
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>>35022927
Such a man would get his ass friendzoned instantly maybe with you screaming and calling the cops, then he's got a spot after you're 30 to become your personal jester and butler, or maybe he nopes the fuck out of you and you play the victim when he chooses to preserve himself.
Women don't like men who beat them, women like men that have the power to beat them and get away with it, the fact that he doesn't beat you only masturbates your ego "I am dominating someone that could crush my skull in the palm of his hand but he's not doing it".
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They don't tell you this but your romantic life is already over if you don't get good at talking to women by the age of 16.
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>>35023057
>Liking ugly bitches is based and alpha and high t actually
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>>35023066
Ok
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>>35023034
If it's cheap leather, don't ever get it wet. It will start to smell like piss.
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>>35023064
you make it sound so hard it's just like serving a volleyball nbd
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>>35022944
>preventively playing the victim in an hypothecal so you can justify your hatred and any abuse you inflict on men
This is why all women are retarded whores.
Women have no identity besides lying, projecting and playing the victim.
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>>35022956
>proud mysogynist
>look inside
>man that's aware of women and only wants to protect himself (women kamikaze into him constantly and then blame his ass for the fact that they blew up)
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>>35023072
Comments like yours are exactly why I always assume men will inevitably have hostile thoughts about me.
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>>35023037
Revulsion I guess.
Not like a reaction to something that smells bad but more like "oh no I almost had sex with a mentally retarded person" kind of shame.
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Women how much of gooner are you?
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hello. am I being an "old man yells at clouds" if i call the cops here? i am weirded out that the apartment building's grill (big grill inside its own mini building) is being used at 2am right now. it is never used at 2am,there are mostly families here so i strongly assume the one(s) using it don't live here and just walked in at night to use it.
i hate it when people can't just be normal and misuse things so the rules get tighter for everybody else.
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>>35023056
The ICK is the female specific version of feeling cringe. I think it's supposed to mean when she feels second hand embarrassment from the behaviour of a man.

An example:
>You are with your boyfriend on a plane journey
>The plane lands
>Everyone is silent but your BF decided to clap his hands to start an applause
>No one joins in

Apparently this can cause an ICK. Or

>You're with your new BF hanging out
>He disrupts the flow by insisting to call his mom for a non emergency
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>>35023041
How did this even happen I scheduled an abortion not a checkup
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Women lack shame.
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>>35021788
It's called having a waifu
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>>35023074
>my feelings are real life
This is why no one should ever take a women seriously.
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you check out a lady at work ONCE and then she's staring you down like a piece of meat, getting so close she's pressing into you, and trying to flirtatiously feed you stuff, without even bothering to hide her wedding ring

why are some women like this?
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>>35023078
Let them grill; what's the big deal?
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>>35023078
Why do you care?
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>>35023085
Close your doujinshi tab. I can smell the shit plotline over the internet
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>>35023078
Are there posted rules about not using it past a certain time? Do you have any reason to believe they're misusing it and not just grilling? Or any proof it's not someone who lives there? Let the high person cook their steak they're not bothering you. The cops won't even come if you call them, nothing is happening.
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>>35023078
Yeah because you should call the nonemergency number for that instead.
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>>35023085
Women are such needy cheaters for young moids
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>>35023081
your credit card declined so the doctor had to put them back
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>>35023074
You're a retarded woman that has no opinions beside what the television told her and what bitter loser older women told her, maybe stop throwing false accusations 24/7 at men and men will stop defending themselves, utterly 0 self awareness because you're a spoiled piece of shit that got pampered by daddy, by school and society and literally act like a rothschild that think's he's being oppressed because goyim are posting hostile opinions on the internet as you murder and torture an entire planet, either retarded or disingenuous, the real equality is when men treat you like they would treat another fellow man and tell him that he's a fucking evil retard when he does evil retarded shit, but you don't want that, you want to preserve your privilege as a pussy carrier and be above the rules and above men, you are an objectively stupid and evil person and the fact that when we were horny in high school men treated you like a princess only fueled your delusions.
You are an objectively evil and retarded woman.
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goddamn I hate normies.
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>>35023084
>Always makes the worst faith assumptions of my words
I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but you are an excellent example of how most men think of women.
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Gender

What is the worst pregnancy scare you’ve experienced?
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There have only ever been two occupations for women: wife and whore.
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Should I sell the livestock I inherited to pay off my 15 year old student loans?

I have four cows, six pigs, and a horse that I am responsible for feeding regularly. They're kind of a nuisance to be honest. I want to sell the entire farm but then my nieces and nephews won't have a place to play in the Summer.

Any financial guru's on /adv/ think I should sell the animals? I'm asking /atoga/ because Women's Intuition is usually smarter about this shit than Men's Logic.
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>>35023097
You asked this yesterday I'm not going to bother with my boring answer again.
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Never trust a woman. If you give a woman your heart she will play with it until she gets bored in which case she will cast it into the fire for her own amusement.
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women think they're oppressed because videogames have big tits

lol

lmao, even
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>>35023077
>Women how much of gooner are you?
I masturbate a few times a day, usually with the help of pornographic content.
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>>35023094
I'll just link back to this post >>35023096
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I started eating more so I can get big and strong to have better success on dating apps but I’ve had the craziest shits ever since I started this journey. May my stomach have mercy on me by the end of this week
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>>35023089
at some point 5-6 months ago there was an issue with a group of random exchange students coming to use it and party there all the time. the rule is that if you don't live in the building, dont come on the property and use it since it's only for tenants to use. simple stuff. but i'm not sure if it's them again now, probably not since it only seems like 1-2 people.
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>>35023085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWHzfJb6iI
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>Woman hating post
>Incel post
>Blackpill post
>Repeat Ad Nauseam
These threads in a nutshell.
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other dudes: *talks to female coworker*, no one thinks it's a big deal

me: *talks to female coworker* everyone is gawking and warning me she's dating a manager

idek how to flirt, what gives
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>>35023098
Whore always better because men can only love whores. No love without attraction.
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>>35023101
>I had a bad break up and I can only conveniently remember all of her faults and not my own, I am entirely unaware that both our faults caused the breakup. I will now proceed to claim women can't into accountability despite the fact that I am the one with the accountability blindness, I just mask it by villainizing the opposition.

Why are moids like this? They're like snot nosed kids who pick their nose and wipe the boogers on someone else.
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>>35023099
I would ask if anyone you know knows someone who does own and profit from a farm.
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>>35023105
>woman gets accused of being a disingenuous liar
>octuples down
>checkmate, moids

You will never face consequences becuause the (((powers that be))) need you as their slave and 90% of the human population are dogshit simps that would put a knee on the neck of a man that punched in the face one of 5 women that are robbing him with knives and stabbed him twice.

Women, you are objectively stupid and evil.
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>>35023113
Are you saying that every woman is a whore? Based.
>>35023114
>le women are wonderful
Stopped reading there
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>>35023099
What was whoever you inherited them from doing with the animals?
Are you just keeping them as pets? If you're not doing anything with them and consider them a nuisance what's the point in keeping them? Where's your pros and cons list I'm seeing zero pros to keeping them.
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oh sweetie you haven't heard?
the fault is female
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>>35023110
>plays the victim
>expects someone to care and give him attention
1/10 at least you baited me into responding keep up the good work loser
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>>35023110
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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>>35023118
>Le greentexted something that wasn't in the post he replied to

You stopped reading because you didn't read. You can't read and you can't breed. Hurry up and go extinct already
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>>35023117
Man, you're fucking cliched. Blaming everything on the women and the Jews? Get new material.
>>35023122
>>35023124
>Posts that are exactly what I'm talking about
What is the point of being an example of what I'm talking about?
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>>35023118
You admit that men can only love whores? Finally. Based short king.
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>>35023121
We need to analyse the gender of the word for fault in multiple language. I think that this theory could reasonably hold up.
>>35023125
>no reading comprehension
>waaa die non-Chad
Marvelous.
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>>35023098
There have only ever been two occupations for women. Soldier and Spy.

You must take up arms for your country. Or you are as bad as those who betray it.
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>incel-to-tranny pipeline goes brrrr
This thread summarized kek
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>>35023126
Sorry our dnd group is full. You can’t join in just bc you’re fucking johnny.
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On jah fr fr tho low-key tho? Like no cap?

I dislike it when women presume that men love whores. Yes we may masturbate to them furiously but just because we can jerk off to something doesn't mean we love them. Do foids really struggle to understand how men work? We can fuck people we viscerally hate. We don't need to feel love to get an erection it's entirely dopamine based
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>>35023097
Plapped her raw, nutted partly inside, made her eat a Plan B
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>>35023131
>"he said tranny again so he can jerkoff to it" the post
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>>35023121
>plays the sarcastic victim
Again, you women have no identity besides playing the victim, blackmailing and lying.
>>35023126
>Man, you're fucking cliched. Blaming everything on the women and the Jews? Get new material.
Go eat some baby flesh and chew a couple foreskins on epstein island, I head they need parasites such as you.


Women literally have panic attacks when they risk losing the pussy privileges.
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>>35023131
>American Student Loan Debt to Ukrainian International Legion/French Legionnaire pipeline
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>>35023134
Men think romance is who they jerk off with, so it's not a stretch.
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>>35023135
That's not even a pregnancy scare
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>>35023134
Women base their life on the pussy embargo, women think we love eating shit because all the real food got embargo'ed and there's nothing left to eat.
Women only exist to blackmail and manipulate men.
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Hey there, Mr. Jambo. Living with the lions and bears, do you ever get scared?
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atoga, has a video ever caused you physical pain?
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>>35023141
No idea what you're talking about but not a stretch is an understatement I am telling you a fact the same as I can tell you the sky is blue. Men don't need love to get horny, we can fuck and orgasm during any mood state, in anger sadness love whatever you like buddy. Why do foids continuously never figure this shit out?
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>>35023144
The only other scare is her telling you she missed her period and you just wait and hope.
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What if we treated women like men instead of overgrown babies?
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>>35022646
>Most occultists in general are just larping for the aesthetic
Yeah ngl those sorts tend to come attack my /x/ posts like they're some kind of authority on shit that is very hard to study and verify to begin with, it's like they feel threatened or something. I'm in the occult closet so I'm the opposite of optics and I don't want it any other way.
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>>35023140
Most of the student debt is with women
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>>35023141
I've jerked off other men before and been jerked off by them, but I didn't find it romantic at all.
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Being a widow must be so fun. Nobody thinks you're unattractive or desperate because you did find a husband. Moids won't call you "used goods" because your husband is dead anyway so there's nobody to be jealous of. Your family won't tell you to find a man because you already did, it's not your fault he's dead now. And you don't have to actually live with a moid so you're basically free.

It's the best from both worlds
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Women that accuse men of being pigs that always think about sex is like Benjamin Netanhyahu that accuses palestinians of being shameless gluttons that always think about food.
To women if you can't stand on your feet because you haven't eaten in 4 days it's just because you're a lazy loser that needs to try harder.
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>>35023151
That's a pregnancy scare. Thinking you might be pregnant. Taking plan b within the recommended time period doesn't count.
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>>35023149
Yes
Grown ass adults should stop liking harry potter so damn much
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>>35023150
So then marriage shouldn't exist for men. Only for women.
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>>35023037
>When you feel what the internet calls an 'ICK', what does it feel like?
Discomfort, usually. Either due to second hand embarrassment or disgust.
>Which emotions do they arouse and is it visceral, do you feel it strong enough to chase a bodily feeling?
It depends on the ick. I feel like the things that make me angry aren't really "icks" as much as they are valid reactions to degeneracy.

>>35023102
>women think they're oppressed because videogames have big tits
You'll never know the pain.
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>>35023155
Yes we know men are uneducated, that's not news
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Do femdoms ever treat you nicely or is it just constant belittlement and sexual abuse?
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>>35023152
I have a better idea, why don't we treat women like they treat men?
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>>35022646
I first learned about sexual acts from reading Aleister Crowley shit as an adolescent.

Like "oh, you have to gather a group of guys together in a circle jerk and make each other cum to summon Stolas!" One of those areas of Occultism where Vivziepop cartoons aren't too far off.
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>>35022746
No, that's offputting and offensive. I understand not everyone likes kids, but no need to be insulting about something that is immensely important to everyone who's a parent- which is most people.
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>>35023111
Have you tried not being ugly
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The average woman hates sub8 men far more than the misogyny of every man combined tenfold.
>>35023168
Atrociously? I agree.
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>>35023168
Oh so you'll stop raping and sexually assaulting us then? Thanks!
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>>35023160
Cmon dude stop smoking out of a glass dick. The foids are not wrong when they accuse us of thinking about sex often, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out when we masturbate at least several times in a given week and that's just the rookie numbers. No the foids are spot-on in their observation. However where they catastrophically fuck things up is they assume that we are unable to separate fantasy from reality or they think our feelings of desire must be fueling our horniness that's the part where they go completely batshit blind.
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What is the cosmic joke? After doing 700ug of LSD I am extremely solipsistic, feel as if I am God, and that no one else actually exists - because God is all encompassing meaning there is literally no one else. Is it really all me experiencing myself? Just me? That's the joke?
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God, what have I done?

And what have I become?
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>>35023167
Women have no idea what being dominant means, the ones who try with their tiny brains at best think that dominating someone is abusing him, gaslighting him, manipulating and controlling him.
Expecting women to behave like people is like expecting a monkey to design a spaceship or plan a city.
gfd and rr is incompatible with a woman's brain, she will always see you as a provider to squeeze dry and will always ask you to dominate her in bed, assuming you get the privilege to get to that point.
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>>35022764
If it were said in an alluring tone, that's hot
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>>35023177
>What is the cosmic joke?
The joke is that you’re the butt of it.
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>>35023164
>So then marriage shouldn't exist for men. Only for women
The institution exists mostly to benefit women, yes. That's why it's called "Her big day". It's the day where you get to ensnare and capture a wild moid for life and win lifetime security provided you weren't dumb and said yes to either a loser or an abuser.
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>>35023175
>keeps lying like a broken record
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>>35023097
You're really worried about getting pregnant arent you
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>>35023172
i think the problem might be the opposite, which would strongly imply that pretty privilege is a double edged sword, which would be in line with the unearned hate i get from mid dudes
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>>35023183
What is gfd and rr
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>>35023177
everybody knows you only live a day
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>>35022939
Depends on the setting. I honestly get upset when guys are like
>she won't drive 3 hours to my apartment for our first date!
Like, yeah. That's asking to go missing if you're a serial killer and she doesn't actually know you past some text messages.
And just generally if we're alone/isolated somewhere, it's weird for you to approach the one woman who's not near anyone else in a busy mall, and it's weird to ask someone on a hike where they're really alone where they're headed, how long they've been there, where they're parked etc. That's info gathering and it instantly sets off safety alarms.
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Good night, atoga. I hate women. They are unforgivable.
>>35023183
Holy trvke.
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>>35023187
No. Like cis marriage should be lost to time. Only women can marry each other and raise a house together. Men can all rape each other.
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>>35023201
>Women marrying each other
>Raising a house together
First of all you don't raise the house, men build them. Second of all good luck because dykes have the highest average occurrences of domestic abuse, even higher than straight couples.
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>>35022941
Yeah sure, I already do basic shit naked at home sometimes. As long as his equipment isn't too grungy. It won't work great for proper exercise with the girls bouncing but I'm sure it looks hot. I'll probably get turned on so we better be doing something afterwards even if he interrupts the session.
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>>35023195
>I'm so attractive people are mean to me
How they twist their copes to suit them
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>>35023176
You are retarded and don't understand what I wrote, I said that women blackmail men by witholding sex on purpose because they know it's a necessity for men, AND WOMEN, LIKE THE PARASITE LIARS THAT THEY ARE, HAVE SUCCESSFULLY GASLIGHTED THE ENTIRE WORLD INTO THINKING THAT THEY DON'T HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES.
Women laugh at men for jacking off once a day but her fucking 1 or 2+ chads every week is perfectly normal, a situation caused by women intentionally blackmailing men with sex, when a woman breaks the sex embargo and has sex with a nice guy or something, women go to that woman and bust her skull because she ruined the pussy cartel.

Women are fully aware of what they're doing and that they're shameless liars.

WOMEN CLAIM YOU HAVE A BAD PERSONALITY BUT FUCK EPSTEINS ON A REGULAR BASIS. (bad personality that assuming it's true they have created by decades of INTENTIONAL ABUSE)

It's never your fault, women.
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>>35023204
>Second of all good luck because dykes have the highest average occurrences of domestic abuse, even higher than straight couples.
>Quoting the statistic of converted lesbians from previous cis domestic abuses
Funny you think you're disproving me when it's the opposite.
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>>35023169
There was definitely a wave of degenerates using occultism as an excuse to do weird shit around Crowley's time.
>No dude, it's not gay, it's magick!
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>>35023205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWxpuiUEk8
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>>35023206
i think i judge faces differently so i have kind of a hard time getting it but grandma say's i'm very handsome, and hos seem to agree
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>>35023196
Gentle femdom and role reversal, the woman is the "boy" in the relationship, she cuddles you, she initiates sex, she's the top in the relationship and in bed, she is the one who loves you, she's the one that takes you out for dates, she's the one that buys you flowers, she's the one that comes to your house to pick you up with her car, she's the one who protects you, she's the one that drops on her knee and pulls out the ring and asks you to marry her.

Literal kryptonite for any woman, like a crucifix for dracula.
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>>35023198
Those are all sensible alarm bells to have. Only thing I can say to explain why some men do these things is because we are deeply afraid of public rejection. We can take a private rejection, but in public it stings like a mother fucker. So we would prefer to approach a lone girl so that we can benefit from the dignity of the privacy in case a rejection occurs. And asking her questions about where and how and what etc, it's usually a half assed attempt to try to figure out how to start a conversation because we're flustered and have internal pressure not to screw up our shot at impressing the girl we find to be pretty. Typically if we ask where are you going or headed, we're trying to estimate if we have time to continue the conversation more if we happen to be headed in the same direction. A lot of men who learn that you're headed off in the opposite direction will just give up and not change their plans to give chase since it feels too try hard at that point.
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>>35022939
F.
Only when they are minorities, or give a junkie/alcoholic wibe.
Might not be the most politically correct thing to say. But it is what it is.
I can feel it in my bones if you are a basic 9 to 5 white guy and I do not need to be afraid.
>Jeffrey Dahmer would propably give the same wibe, but is an extreme outlier.

Its not like I ever completely relax ever either I always check over my shoulder. Always lean towards suspicion and would rather be pleasantly surprised than unfortunately right.
Its a weird mix of tribalism, suspicion, bad expectations and hope for civility
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>vaginas be like: men want only one thing, and it's fucking disgusting
The only thing men want:
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>>35023216
>grandma say's i'm very handsome
Laffin
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>>35023223
Would you say if a man has signs of being domesticated it's the biggest sign of safety? Like if he is walking a dog or has a wedding band or is wearing a suit?
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>>35023224
>All I want is a loving GF, why won't these disgusting vaginas just date me!
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>>35023229
I mean, if men in groups are all going to act like lord of the flies, I think we should ban men from group activity.
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>>35023224
>>35023231
How problem isn't that he hates women but that he's a total pussy-repellent faggot given by what he posted
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>>35023224
i remember when i first got this in hs, she was smart, cute, from a good family. first few months were great, thought this was it, now we're going to go to college and get married. as soon as we took each other's virginity she started cheating on me. and was a real nasty ho about it too. i've dated 5 women since her. they were all terrible.
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Only way to know if your girlfriend loves you is to cheat on her in away that she finds out about. Women are a meme
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>>35023234
>I mean, if men in groups are all going to act like lord of the flies, I think we should ban men from group activity
I've got a better idea, how about if you don't like a male space, you just fuck off from it? Have you ever considered that?
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>>35023229
Men in groups usually aggressively sodomise each other in the bum.
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>>35023231
YOU DID IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOI ACTUALLY DID IT HAHAHAHAHA YOU ACCUSED ME *RETROACTIVELY* AHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO
lmao you women are beyond pathetic.
always lying, always playing the victim.
always pretending to not understand.
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>>35023229
That drunk slut regretted having sex because she was getting called a slut and now men are gonna be banned from being in a group of 3 or more without a female chaperone baka
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>>35023235
You don't deserve a boyfriend, you deserve cancer.
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>>35023243
Nta and not a girl but your posts are obnoxious as fuck and you smell like a bully victim fuck off already
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>>35023247
kill yourself parasite
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>>35023243
Did you not refer to women as vaginas? Your nasty attitude is why you don't have a loving girlfriend. That's my point.
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>>35023239
Nah, it’s easier than than. Just have had a really bad day when she’s in a really needy mood and see how she reacts and treats you.
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Did you know that women can smell if you use the term foid online but not domestic abusers
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>>35023248
You're unpleasant, unlikable, annoying, overwhelming, a fucking headache to deal with. That's why you're not getting your dick wet my retarded nigger, your personality has the same appeal to a woman as a sandpaper dildo.
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>>35023249
Oh poor little baby, am I violent because you tried to knife me and I dropped you down on the floor with a fist to the face? Am I bad meanie because I called you a cunt after dacades of intentional abuse?
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>>35023240
Well considering you can't put me in prison with other men, I'm not opting into male spaces. Oh and this place is gender neutral.
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>>35023254
You deserve brain cancer, no kidding.
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>>35023256
No, but you can be airdropped on to a Merchant Marine vessel full of mainly male sailors.
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>>35023255
I as a individual random femanon on the internet have done nothing to you and you know it. If this is how you behave towards all women regardless of what they do, then you're guaranteed to never have a wholesome loving girlfriend.
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>health issues finally subsided
>sleeping alright
>fun while gaming
>motivated to clean appartment
Surprising what reducing highly processed sugary foods does.
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>>35023260
I would sink that entire ship full of moids with my weight! Haha suck it.
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>>35023261

Holy shit, why are you engaaaaging wuth the mentally illllll ommffffgggg
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>>35023256
Something tells me that you would relish the opportunity to be put in a prison with only men. And you are opting into male spaces, 4chan is predominantly male and while it's true more females use it now, the reputation of the website has always been the 'incel HQ'. Don't complain about male spaces so much if your whole thing is to enter them and talk shit. It would be more respectable if you could just admit you provoke men for the attention
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>>35023266
>the website has always been the 'incel HQ
You are incredibly new. Let me guess, a generic election tourist.
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>>35023246
Yeah that'd be kinda gay nigga
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>>35023261
>I as a individual random femanon on the internet have done nothing to you and you know it.
You support the people who did to me, also you never use this principle of yours to men like dozens of you women did in the post above, you hypocrite disingenous liar.
>to never have a wholesome loving girlfriend.
Might as well emotionally blackmail me by saying I will never have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies me to wherever I want to go.

What you just said directly demonstrates that feminism is based in dishonesty and hypocrisy, imagine if we started abusing women that got raped and told them that the rapist was right and instead we laughed at them.

You women lie so much it makes me puke, the mask you wear fused with your own skin and now you can't rip it off.
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>>35023266
>uwu don't insult my incel base
>you just insult us for attention
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, moid.
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>>35023268
Been here since 2005, it started as an otaku website specifically for the purpose to discuss anime and hentai. This was before the term incel was ever coined but you can bet your left testicle it was the same type of people because who else but the incel is passionate about Chinese cartoons and hentai. You're the newfag
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>>35023265
>no counterargument
>accuses me of being mentally ill
You're not disproving that you're an evil retard.
I would talk to you about the frankfurt school but to a dogshit retard like you rick&morty might be too much.

Get cancer, you deserve it.
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>>35023255
>dacades
Saaar
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>>35023272
Whatever. Anyway how has your day been?
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>>35023271
>>35023276
NTA stop spamming.
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>>35023275
>All weebs are incels
NTA
kys retard.
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>>35023167
I'm pretty sure fdoms don't actually exist. They can put on a performance and even be skilled at doing so, but actual, sincere dominant women dont really exist.
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>>35023277
>typo makes you an indian
Off to reddit you go you underaged retard.
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>>35021794
M
Usually twice a day, sometimes more.
I can't fall asleep when my body is in the mood.
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>>35023282
Nta, 20 years ago they absolutely were.
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>>35023025
The Potterverse is where England never left Orthodoxy
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>>35023281
Do a toaster bath retard.
>>35023284
To women that would mean just abusing you and take the money.
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>>35023284
The only ones that exist have a genuine hatred of men and are sadists.
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>>35023288
No they weren't. You're just an incel weeb coping.
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>>35023275
What I remember about 2000s 4chan was everyone bashing Bush. The president at the time. He was not well loved on here.
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>>35023282
Yes they are are. Before incel was a term the word we had to describe sexless nerds who were shut ins was weeb. If you're having sex and enjoy anime you're not a weeb. Weeb is something that was appropriated by failed normies once it started to be trendy to identify as a weeb. I don't know why I'm bothering explaining this it's not like you will know anything you weren't there lol. You were probably born before 9/11 or some shit fuck outta here
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>>35023285
Pajeets are literally the easiest to lay, even rape is legal and you still can't get laid, embarassing
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>>35023288
nah i've liked hentai since i was a kid and have also been here for 20 years, but i've also been getting laid for 20 years
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Name a better meal
>Steak
>Roasted/Air fried Potatoes and carrots
>Eggs
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>>35023299
No you are 20 years old precisely is what you're trying to say. Babies can't like hentai.
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Women are having a panic attack now that people are seeing through their bullshit.
Hypocrite bastards.
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>>35023275
Funny how you immediately contradicted yourself, election tourist.
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>>35023293
Yeah fine whatever. 20 years ago weebs were actually the coolest guys in school that every girl wanted to fuck…
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>>35023280
I've been waiting on the new warbond update for helldivers 2. Stomach is growling but still no hunger today.
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>>35023296
>Yes they are are. Before incel was a term the word we had to describe sexless nerds who were shut ins was weeb.
Holy fucking shit no. No one used weeb back in the day, they would say weeaboo, and weeaboo simply referred to people who liked otaku shit, that's it.
>You were probably born before 9/11 or some shit fuck outta here
Yes I was, that's how I actually know what internet nerd was like back in the day.
>>35023308
Being a nerd doesn't guarantee being an incel dumbass.
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>>35023308
You don't remember the 2000s at all. Weebs were art film hipsters back then who were into anime secondary to watching shit like Amelie and Jim Jarmusch 2Deep4U flicks.
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>>35023300
A grill platter.
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Ron Paul /b/, amirite?
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>>35023308
i was a nerd but enough of a jock to have attention from popular girls
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>>35023307
>Election tourist
Yeah you picked up buzzwords from let me guess /pol/? The board that was added 7 years after the site launched? That you probably started lurking im gonna guess pandemic or some shit right? Fuck outta here
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>>35023313
NTA
What in the name of gaslighting is this? Please stop your terrible fanfiction of 2000s western otaku culture. It's terrible.
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>>35023319
It depends on where you were geographically. In parts of New England and the West Coast, anime was Art Hoe shit.
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>>35023318
>pol
No, I am not you.
Now stop poisoning the thread with your drivel.
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>>35023312
>>35023317
>>35023313
Weeb is not synonymous with nerd. Back then weebs were the freaks who were obsessed with everything japanese.
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man i'm still scarred from all the cp posted on /b/ back then

the dead look in their eyes
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>>35023312
>Holy fucking shit no. No one used weeb back in the day, they would say weeaboo, and weeaboo simply referred to people who liked otaku shit, that's it.
You're being a pedant. You know and I know that weeb/weeaboo is the same word.

>Yes I was, that's how I actually know what internet nerd was like back in the day.
I had meant to type after 9/11. I'm thinking you were like what 1 or 2 years old?

>Being a nerd doesn't guarantee being an incel dumbass
Yeah it does. Nerd, geek, dweeb, loser. They're all names for social fuck ups. Your definition of nerd is the stupid 2000's one. When nerd more or less meant someone who is highly academic and into niche knowledge. Back in the day if you were a nerd or perceived as a nerd it meant your social life was dead in the water and you sure as shit weren't someone who was getting their dick sucked.
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>>35023323
>weebs were the freaks who were obsessed with everything japanese

i kind of know what you're trying to say, i think, but ime it was more specific fandoms that gave a bad image

like the naruto or dbz obsessed kids that wore the gear to school and talked about it all the time

but i was way, WAY more into japanese culture than they ever were and watched the dank anime that wasn't dubbed

but i still had a gf
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>>35023324
Is this a joke about that one picture of the girl on the pink bedspread everyone used to post constantly?
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>>35023329
You are or were a failed normie then. Someone who is normie in the surface but fell into the weeb nerd crowd because that was your only option.
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>>35023249
He called them vaginas AFTER the collective and systemic abuse happened, but you're a woman, you are dishonest and pretend to not understand.
But men are all rapists, yes?
>rules for thee but not for mee
This is why you get called foid/vaginas.
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>>35023327
Nta but man, you are utterly insufferable.
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>>35023330
>Is this a joke
no

idk how it is now but people use to post cp on /b/ not all that irregularly and it makes you want to murder anyone and everyone capable of doing something like that to a kid
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Are there like
Test drive courses for drunk driving?

I want to go do that thing where reporters do

I want to get drunk and try to drive and see how well I do.
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>>35023333
Nice quads faggot. I just don't enjoy people trying to act like they know about shit that was before their time
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>anime nerds were seen as cool in the early 00's

hahahahahaha
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>>35023332
How the fuck am I supposed to know what "collective and systematic abuse" he went through? I don't give a shit about his life sob story and I know he doesn't give a shit about mine. To me, he just comes off as a random unlikable jackass.
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>>35023337
You are exactly what you hate.
And incredibly arrogant about being wrong on top.
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>>35023338
Everyone and their mom was watching death note. Normies began watching in the 2000's what are you talking about?
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>>35023335
I never saw any of that thankfully but I did see dolphin penis and some disturbing gore.
Did not like.
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>>35023336
Beamng + a racing wheel
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>>35023331
>fell into the weeb nerd crowd
if anything forced me there it was adhd medication that tweaked me out, but i've always been into anime, even before i knew it was anime

literally have a vhs of an anime from my birth year i've had since i was 3
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>>35023230
I gave it a good long thought.
>typed a whole post
>deleted it, typed again
>etc
>this is the third draft and even it fails to convey what I mean
I know "mate poaching" is a thing. Its like a stamp of approval from another girl. But I dont believe in it personally, as my former classmate (m) wears a fake wedding band just to attract women.
>quite handsome, works as a waiter in a high class hotel
>apparently succesful in his endeavours to charm housemoms on skiing holidays
>I used to work with him in that hotel
Anyway, if I can "take that guy for a night", its not much of a price to either girl, me or who has the other wedding band.

Also, dog ownership to me personally means nothing. I was raised in a dog household, my dad is an avid hunter, that dog was drilled to perfection. I wouldnt greenflag a dog itself, I would need to see a drill of commands and capability of both the owner and dog to even think something positive of it.
>I have a thousand and one strong opinions about dog ownership
>one of which is that 45lbs+ dogs need a licence the same as a handgun to own.
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>>35023261
99% of men have done nothing to you or any other woman either, but we are all small dicked mentally ill rapist incel losers, is that correct sweetie?
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the moment Penis enlargment peptides are discovered, im ascending to chadville.
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>>35023324
I saw more cp in /sp/ stickies in the 2010's than all my time on /b/ from 2005-2010. I guess the site had already been cleaned up before Project Chanology
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>>35023342
You’re absolutely right. In 2005 this otaku website was the bastion of chads and every girl wanted to fuck them.
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>>35023342
Very profound of you wise anon, just don't pretend that the quirky invader zim deviantart oeakaki "weeb" crowd is the same thing as actual otaku.
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>>35023343
death note aired in 07 but I really don't think it reached normalfag status until 2010. FMA Brotherhood opened the floodgates.
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>>35023351
It's probably because I went to a quirky arts school, but literally the biggest bullies and douches who threw their weight around when I was in school back then were 4channers
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>>35023341
It's typical for autists to assume everybody thinks like them without explaining it.
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>>35023353
FMA original was so much better than Brotherhood too. Brotherhood's final arc felt like sequential Shonen combat, FMA original was more of a really tight fantasy conspiracy thriller.
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Genders
Should I watch cowboy Bebop
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>>35023353
FMA, trigun, Death note, DBZ, Naruto. Basically Toonami/Adult swim was the bridge that swarmed the normies in
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>>35023359
You should watch the live action version first. It has really cool Dutch angles, a badass lesbian space babe, and the villain is a perfect commentary on incels.
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>>35023353
>FMA Brotherhood opened the floodgates.
Barely anybody new cared about that.
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>>35023359
I've watched over 150 anime and I still haven't watched Cowboy Bebop
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Men

Would you break up with your girlfriend if you discovered she was behind this webcomic?
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>>35023360
Before then anime was seen as freakishly violent and that was where the appeal came from. Mostly because the releases you heard about in the States and Canada were like, Ninja Scroll and Fist of the North Star. It wasn't seen as perverted back then, instead it triggered the same "this is cool because it's so taboo" response as slasher horror flicks.
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>>35023338
I was literally sent to the psychiatrist because I played with my nintendo 64 and watched inuyasha.
Every woman laughed at me becuase I was a nerd, believe me when I say that you haven't experienced hate if you were not a nerd in the 90's.
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>>35023359
No. You should watch Interstella 5555.
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>>35023365
That webcomic feels very 2016
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>>35023365
what am I looking at here
just some random two characters and their humdrum backstory?
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>>35023365
I would find it utterly repugnant and agonizingly cringe-inducing. But no. If I loved her, I would try to understand and look past it. Sexuality has a lot of weird subconscious shit going on with it, I cant hate her for being weird on its own.
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>>35023365
This is a tranny webcomic.
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>>35023353
Nta
I graduated high school in 2010 you are so full of shit lol
>>35023357
You take that back! I think certain episodes of the original were better than the brotherhood versions but Dante didn't do it for me.
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>>35023365
I don't understand what this image is trying to convey. Is it a kink? Is it about politics? Is it a jest?
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>>35023365
M
Probably not, because I am not reading all that.

>>35023359
M
No.
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>>35023362
lolwut
Brotherhood was the most common gateway anime, probably until SnK

>>35023365
Yes, mutilation kinks are a mental disorder and the reddest of red flags
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>>35023347
I see. And I thought the mate poaching men with wedding bands was a meme but I am glad there's dudes out there wearing fakes to keep some of the girls guessing because I'm not crazy about the idea of getting poached myself. Why do some women bother with it anyway? Defeats the purpose doesn't it? If the man is showing security by being married if she makes him cheat it shows he isn't a secure bet anymore.

And for dogs I was more suggesting the man is secure because if he shows he is good to animals it would show he isn't the type to be into wanton violence or cruelty etc
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do dudes with pinky sized dicks develop a humiliation fetish as a survival mechanism?
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>>35023366
Yeah I remember it was always on late night TV before the Toonami days. First anime I remember was 3x3 eyes
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>>35023367
Foids, can you compete with video games?
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>>35023382
yes, thats what i did anyway
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>>35023381
you really shouldn't keep company with jews
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>>35023356
Or maybe you're just an ignorant retard that spews le big reddit words to give himself a farce of authority, you're more pathetic than I thought.
Oh but women are le abused by le patriarchy.
Tell me, retard, why do the patrarchy always pose every year bahind a table with their stupid candelabra wearing their stupid little hats?
Just kill yourself already you retarded faggot.
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F
Talking about anime.

My dads favourite movie is El Porco Rosso by Hayao Miyazaki.
When I was barely older than a toddler I asked to watch the "pig movie" with him many times, and he gave me cup of popcorn and a juice box. Or a bit of candy and lemonade. Anyway.

That was my anime awakening.
>tried to kiss a pig afterwards in a petting zoo
>turns out it wasnt a ww1 pilot trapped in an animal
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>>35021794
Once every other month? Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it. At work, you're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang, fucking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. It kind of wigs some people out, right? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen: implode.
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>>35023367
Well said, tell the Late millennial/Gen Z fucker the actual truth. Little punks think they know what nerd life was like all because they logged into gaiaonline
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>>35023341
>How the fuck am I supposed to know what "collective and systematic abuse" he went through?
The empathy of women, everyone.
Oh look! A patriarchy behind you!
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>>35021793
Rand is a pseud but 90% of her most ardent critics are subhuman cattle.
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>>35023377
Protagonist is introducing her students to her husband. It's a very lovely story

One of their friends tries to confront the husband about it but he just shatters her world view by confirming it's pointless to try and go to his cuckquean wife about it, cause she's helping him cover it all up every time
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Women,

What can I do to make up for not being rich when trying to attract you? I make a good salary in a low cost of living part of the USA, but I'm not rich and I feel like shit because of it.
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>>35023300
Steak
Hashbrowns
Scrambled eggs with cheese and the juice of the steak mixed in

>>35023381
Are they actually eunuchs, or are they trying to deceive you by tucking it between their legs?

>>35023306
>now that people are seeing through their bullshit.
Men never believe women anyway. This has always been and will always be the case. Men will support rapists, abusers, murderers, and pedophiles if it prevents them from looking introspectively.
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Why did you fail to start a High Yield savings Account and a Roth IRA and add money to them without withdrawing, starting in your teenage years?

You could have been a millionaire by now. But you failed. You are a failure.
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>>35023389
>patrarchy
>bahind
Stop typing with one hand, buddy.
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Sometimes moids need an ugly fuck- to feel some guts, widen her pelvis, gross coom-filling, baby making, sweaty pounding, death-nearing experience. He needs to know she's down for that, and that he's got that option when the need arises. But foid h8 moid.
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>>35023396
Cuckqeaning might be the only fetish more bizarre and difficult to comprehend than cuckoldry.
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>>35023390
>>turns out it wasnt a ww1 pilot trapped in an animal
I could cosplay this for you.
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>>35023393
Calm down nigger it's because women don't score high on systemized thinking. That's just a common gender difference men and women have. What men call empathy is actually systemizing, we base empathy on a mental ruleset of fairness adhering to a set of principles.

>Systemizing: This is the drive to analyze, understand, predict, and build rule-based systems (such as mechanical devices, computer code, legal frameworks, or abstract patterns). Psychology research (such as Simon Baron-Cohen's Empathizing-Systemizing theory) indicates that men are, statistically, more likely to show a high systemizing cognitive profile.

Vs women's empathy


>Empathizing: This is the drive to identify mental states, read emotional cues, and respond with appropriate social or emotional concern. Research consistently shows that women, on average, score higher on tests of cognitive empathy and "theory of mind" (such as the Reading the Mind in the Eyes test)

Both sexes can do the same it's just men lean stronger on systemizing
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>>35023392
You are not a real nerd unless a psychiatrist in the 90's tried to convince you that being skilled at using computers, playing videogames, watching anime and reading manga was a mental illness or would have caused you mental ilnesses.
My shrink tried to convince me that pikachu would cause me mental ilnesses. When I asked why he got mad and tried to scold and intimidate me.
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Femanons, how do you resist the urge of having a 24/7 lick boy on speed dial?

Imagine if guys could get a free, no catch blowjob whenever we wanted.
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>>35023367
Nta
That's even dumber than my thing. I got sent to the guidance counselor because I "used a concerning amount of red" in a painting.
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>>35023390
Watch maison ikkoku!

I didn't much love El Porco Rosso but I had to watch it as an adult. I think it might've been a poorly translated subtitle and I didn't find the english dub much better, but at that point I was already much too bored with it.
I am not a Miyazaki fan- there's something about the plots that feels underdone, but I love the music.
https://youtu.be/26O1f-IKRpY
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>>35023406
Most men have the self respect to not be a "lick boy".

Granted, I don't. I'd love that. But most men are not like me.
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>>35023402
my ex used to set up threesums with her friends for us and it really was weird
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>>35023405
You’re not a real nerd until the nerds at the nerd table make fun of you.
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>>35023405
A psychiatrist once tried to blame my brothers autism in Star Trek. My eldest brother watched it often and she had suggested because he made him (my other brother) watch it with him it contributed to his delayed social development and gave him autism. 90s psychiatry was a trip. It's amazing how that fraudulent pseudoscientific field has convinced the western world that it's real and reliable.
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>>35023404
>>Empathizing: This is the drive to identify mental states, read emotional cues, and respond with appropriate social or emotional concern. Research consistently shows that women, on average, score higher on tests of cognitive empathy and "theory of mind" (such as the Reading the Mind in the Eyes test)

>women sniffing out if a guy got hurt and angry because he got rejected 10 years ago by a woman vs women sniffing out if an epstein ate baby flesh in a masonic ritual or a guy is gonna abuse, gaslight and punch her

Whoever uses the word empathy in a non sarcastic, ironic, critical way should get tossed into a woodchipper.

How come men that beat women have always a line of 9/10 women waiting for her turn?
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>>35023351
NTA
Stop with this black and white thinking you autist, not all nerds are sexless losers.
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>>35023406
A guy like that dries her up.
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i will only eat out my wife, after i marry her

and that's if her pussy tastes good
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How bad is it that a meme changed my opinion on something?
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>>35023300
pussy
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>>35023359
F
It's overrated but good, go ahead I guess.
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>>35023415
I remember a friend and neighbor of my parents' tried to force me to stop being into Star Trek because she thought was too militaristic and went against her pacifist ideals. She was kind of wacky that way.
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>>35023402
Why?unless you see it only from the humiliation angle
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>>35023365
Mutilation is where I draw the line, that goes from super sub to mentally ill.
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>>35023416
You're a dumb retarded fuck. Failing at hyper vigilance and threat detection has nothing to do with empathy. Women routinely fail accurate threat detection because they're women, they're not biologically designed for that because their role in primitive humanity was not to be the sex that routinely scouts uncharted territories or hunt predatory creatures for food and/or sport. That was our domain and we are the ones who can detect threats far quicker and more accurately than women.
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>>35023420
Mid. Not a high or a low to be changed by a meme.
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>>35023399
HYSA are scams if you actually have enough money to not need to withdraw from it in an emergency. Those accounts average in the 4% range and often go down over time. Meanwhile VOO has averaged about 15% every year. And 401k is better than IRA unless you plan on maximizing your 401k contributions.

>>35023402
I think it makes more sense than cuckoldry from an evolutionary perspective.
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>>35023409
I dislike Miyazaki for the same reason that I think Ursula LeGuin was an overrated fantasy writer. They are/were both incredibly self-righteous and high on their own farts.

Which is why I find Ursula LeGuin's getting pissy at Goro Miyazaki's Earthsea adaptation so ironic. It was made in imitation of his father's work but apparently wasn't ideologically and philosophically pure enough for LeGuin.
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>>35023376
to be fair I was homeschooled from 8th to 12th grade but by the time I started uni in 2011 anime was still a thing for weirdos
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>>35023420
I suppose some memes are very clever and smart, but that is not a high bar.
But anon, I am proud of you, being able to absord new information and change your opinion is a mark of you not being an npc.
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I gooned. Lord forgive me.
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>>35023430
Cuckqueaning makes even less sense than cuckolding on an evolutionary basis. Back in primitive times if you were a woman and you didn't have a man to call your own you were dead. No medicine no hospitals no police. Your first and last line of defense in a crisis was your pair bonded male protector of you and your offspring. If you were a cuckquean in those days you were committing suicide by proxy because if another woman were to sexually persuade the man to leave you, you were dead. Especially if you were pregnant or had children already because other men wouldn't want to potentially die for a offspring that were not his.
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>>35023432
>anime was still a thing for weirdos
Then why the heck did you say >>35023353
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Genders, do you keep old pictures of you and your exes, or do you delete/trash them?
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>>35023402
M

It makes more sense because a guy who fucks multiple women can have multiple kids at once, but a woman who fucks multiple guys is bottlenecked by her own gestation period. There's an actual war for sperm to take the egg of a single woman. A woman who is a cuckquean can still view herself as queen of pecking order and has more satisfaction as the man's emotional bedrock.
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>>35023439
Male
I scorch the earth, I delete/trash them on the day of breakup.
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>>35023436
Nta but that's not correct for most of human history
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>>35023442
Human history is only as old as civility, I'm talking pre-civilized. By the time we started to record history we already had agriculture going and organized community, we had 'the village' at which point women's survival rates faired better. But in nomadic times, a cucked woman was a dead woman
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>>35023439
M
I have deleted everything old from women I loved at this point.
I still have some from dancing with my school crush, but those are just nostalgis and nothing more.
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>>35023437
Ok it was probably closer to 2012/2013. But it was absolutely FMA Brotherhood and SAO going mainstream and not Death Note coming on tv in '07. Shingeki no Kyojin was the point of no return.
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>>35023439
F
When I'm the dumper I trash them immediately but I haven't deleted the pictures of my most recent ex. Don't look at them either but I'm not ready to get rid of them permanently.
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>>35023436
Oftentimes it was more beneficial to share a dominant male than it was to pair to a weaker one who couldn't provide the same level of resources.
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>>35023439
i have some pics of exs just to remind myself how hot they were so i don't beat myself up for being an idiot, but i delete anything where we're together
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>>35023449
I guess that's where the cuckold fetish comes from
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>>35023439
M

We never really got together and were just really good friends that got a little too close at the end of her exchange. "Should I delete them?" has crossed my mind a few times.
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>>35023439
F
Yes
I also keep his old voice messages
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>>35023443
I'm talking pre agriculture even. Forget villages I'm talking tribes. Small cooperative groups. You're using your modern sensibilities on people who were defending themselves from megafauna. Entirely different worlds.
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>>35023439
M
I delete everything, even the boob pics.
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Gender + Do you still live in the same area that you grew up? If not, why did you move and do you think you'll ever move to another place again?
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>>35023436
Your post is debunked by the fact that you have twice as many female ancestors as male ancestors

80% of historical women reproduce. Only 40% of historical men reproduce.

https://archive.nytimes.com/tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/05/the-missing-men-in-your-family-tree/
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state gender
do you like sticking the queue-tip in your ear and pulling that black stuff out as much as I do??
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>>35023460
You have dried blood in your ear from overusing q tips
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>>35023457
F
Yeah. I don't love it but I haven't found anywhere worth moving away from my family for.
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Women, what kind of boobs do you like?
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>>35023439
F.
I dont generally keep them.
>Like if I get a new phone I dont save the old photos in general
But I have had moments, like my graduation, birthdays etc that I kept, most of those pics were taken by my mom.

I was artsy fartsy in school, so I painted all my friends silhouettes, and my ex on my wardrobe doors, and the biggest silhouette yet is still my ex's from a time when we didnt date yet.
And that silhouette thing is precious to me.
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>>35023457
I grew up in multiple places and lived in multiple places after becoming an adult but I live where I graduated highschool now because I gave up on life after seeing the world. for what it's worth I just live here I don't own a single thing I owned when I was 18
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>>35023449
>Oftentimes it was more beneficial to share a dominant male than it was to pair to a weaker one who couldn't provide the same level of resources

It absolutely was not beneficial to share a single male, that's a rewriting of biological truth that's cooked up by the mythologizing of 'alpha male's shit. Bro science basically. You are forgetting the bodily functions of the women, such as pregnancy and especially lactation. There was no milk formula and if you tried to feed a newborn water mixed with oats, baby died.

So it means a single pregnant woman required a man to provide and protect, she required a stable secure source of provision especially food and warmth that means hunting a deer and consistently doing this non stop during and after her pregnancy. No food = no nutrients = milk dried up = baby dead.

A single dominant man only has two arms and two legs and if you think that he had the stamina to chase down and kill several animals each day every day and to collect kindling or fell trees to accommodate an entire harem you'd be wrong. Not only is that physically unfeasible for a stone age man whose weapons were just rocks and sharpened sticks, but for his own self interested survival he had higher odds of dying if he took sevenfold risks to appease several women at once and provide for a horde of babies.
The optimal strategy was to tend to just a single woman. Which is why women learned how to mate poach, because it was just a single woman who would be standing in her way to her ticket to survival. A pregnant lactating woman was not about to split resources when her own life was on the line. Cuckqueaning is something that just could not happen back then and if it did those women most certainly died
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>>35023459
>Nytimes
No thank you. What's next Washington Post?
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Moids, I've masturbated 5 times today. Do you think you would be able to satisfy me? Because I don't think you would
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>>35023439
M
they're all gone except one, of one ex. I snuck a photo of her when she was cleaning her glasses while in the sunlight and she's so pretty in it, I can't bring myself to destroy it- it feels like ruining something beautiful. I actually have it saved on backups
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>>35023465
>the biggest silhouette yet is still my ex's from a time when we didnt date yet.
You painted a shrine for the boy you had a crush on. Girls are scary.
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>>35023459
I wonder of male submissiveness and cuck fetishism is like some kind of niche evolutionary coping mechanism.
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>>35023469
I could put you in a coma. Don't.
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>>35023469
i got a tiny ass dick ngl i kinda dont have much confidence on doing that for any lady
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>>35023468
fine

https://doi.org/10.1093/molbev/msh214
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>>35023467
Pretty sure the optimal strategy was hunting in groups rather than alone
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>>35023477
>tiny ass dick
That's a big dick for a 4channer
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>>35023474
F.
I read judge dredd comics from my older cousins collection in the mid 00.
Kinda crazy that the more time goes by, real life imitates art more and more
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>>35023469
i've had a couple nympho gfs that i'd bang 5 times a day with my 8" dick, i'd put in real work too, but some girls are just insatiable so idk
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>>35023436
Monogamy wasn't really a thing in hunter gatherer societies, they did some hippie everyone fucks everyone shit, even today uncontacted tribes in fuckoff Africa or south America still do it
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Women
Is it weird that I want a girl to grab my hips and butt (6’2 male)
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>>35023463
Big, fat, shapely tits with cute nipples. Ideally attached to a blonde.
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>>35023485
>Monogamy wasn't really a thing in hunter gatherer societies
in your evo psych tainted mind maybe, but in reality they were almost all monogamous
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>>35023469
easily
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>>35023460
>queue-tip
What fuckin country you from
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Women

If I told you my gf just broke up with me and then asked you out, how would that affect your decision?
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>>35023479
Correct it was. And each male member of that group quickly had to adopt a sense of hierarchy and chivalry if they wanted to to continue working as a stable and formidable pack of hunters. That means the game they hunted needed to be distributed appropriately because each man had a woman and a baby to feed, they had skin in the game and if the men tried that unga bunga me grogg me alpha me take all the spoils shit, the males would simply murder each other and no tribe could last a single generation.

This is why the harem fantasy shit (usually cooked up by people who want to justify their sleeping through a train of people as though it weren't mentally ill) all of that shit is regressive to humanity now as it was back then. It's why the major practicing countries that have harem shit to this day are third world, why the Islamic desert shitholes remain desert shitholes. It's because the harem strategy is suboptimal
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I've jerked off 4 times and I'm still horny
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>>35023487
JH saving my post from being forgotten.
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>>35023463
Mine
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>>35023469
How long does it take you to cum?
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as much as i like boobs i think flat chest + nice ass is a way, way better long term investment
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>>35023489
No, you're just falsely assuming they have your modern ideals. There are societies now where eating people and sacrificing children is normal, the only thing a Caveman from 20,000 years ago has in common with you is eating, sleeping, and shitting
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>>35023500
It depends
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Streets are saying atoga "men" have small penises
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>>35023493
Well, if your ex-girlfriend is going to ask me out, I guess I would be ok with that. But nothing more than a coffee date at first, as I dont know her at all
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>>35023494
>It's why the major practicing countries that have harem shit to this day are like savage regressive cavemen like I just described
Way to self own yourself bussy
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>>35023505
Atoga men like to lie and say they have +7"
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>>35023502
>No, you're just falsely assuming they have your modern ideals
no, u
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>>35023503
Give me something to work with.
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>>35023447
>I'm the dumper
You are what you eat.

>>35023457
>Do you still live in the same area that you grew up?
No
>If not, why did you move and do you think you'll ever move to another place again?
First the Army, but then greater economic opportunities in my current metro area. I do plan on moving, but only time will tell when.

>>35023460
>do you like sticking the queue-tip in your ear
I use one of those camera tools.

>>35023463
>Women, what kind of boobs do you like?
Anything except for the sad pancake looking ones. But I do like slightly big tits with decently sized areolas. And pink nipples on alabaster skin? Whew.

>>35023486
>Is it weird that I want a girl to grab my hips and butt
Is it weird to want physical and sexual affection?
Yes, absolutely. Next you'll want hugs and kisses, or even to sleep in the same bed.

>>35023501
>i think flat chest + nice ass is a way, way better long term investment
This is what women mean by husband dick.
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>>35023506
What if she complains about how unsatisfying sex with anon was?
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>>35023502
Nta but when they found uncontacted tribes in modern day, pockets of humans who never made it out of stone age and remained isolated from modern society, they were found monogamously arranged. There wasn't a clan alpha who was surrounded by 10 pairs of titties. Because we are not talking about ideals were talking about reality and survival. The fucktoy on legs who fancied himself and alpha harem master would be the first to be killed if they tried to do something retarded like consolidate all the resources to himself. Even if he somehow could put all the other men in their place or kill them, it means his support would be a group of women. Women who can't hunt, and even if they could would fail him for 9 months due to pregnancy. He and his circus of holes would perish pretty quickly
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>>35023509
It wasn't one guy with a herd of 20 chicks like you're thinking. 20 guys, 20 chicks, they all go nuts with each other because everyone belongs to the tribe. Not quite polygamy but not monogamy either.
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>>35023507
What I'm saying is the only humans dumb enough to attempt to continue harem living are backwater niggers. The same people who have flies crawling on their nappy heads and whose water irrigation is next to non existent and they die from parasites.
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>>35023512
just because i have a big dick and am relatively attractive doesn't mean i'm a cheater

i have never cheated

(if we're excluding making out with someone else while in a ldr with a girl you're p sure is cheating on you)
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>>35023517
it's a good thing this shit is almost entirely relegated to evo psych fantasies and modern day degenerates
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>>35023505
bit rude to denigrate basic dignity based on immutable traits like penis size but ok
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>>35023515
See >>35023517 it was a group arrangement
>>35023518
Yeah it's crazy, sounds pretty stone age, neolithic even
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>>35023494
I'm not saying the harem thing was happening but I am saying you're making up a bunch of bullshit
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>>35023521
I don't care
You moids SUCK
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>>35023519
It's not about cheating. You can take an average or slightly above average dick every day, which is what makes them good for marriage. You can't fuck a guy with a 7+ inch dick every day. That's why they're called "vacation dick."
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>>35023524
ok then go hang out with the big dick self-admitted manwhore cheaters itt idc
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>>35023520
Only one fantasizing is you lol, they weren't doing some cutesy stone age weddings or whatever, you just want to think that to make yourself feel better and your own views on monogamy seem more justified, of course caveniggers were gross don't kid yourself
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>>35023528
Projection
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>>35023527
Women say this and think "husband" dick is a compliment
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>>35023527
>You can't fuck a guy with a 7+ inch dick every day
oh some women can sweetie, and it's terrifying
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>>35023524
yeah but I can go more rounds than most people can grind daily quests
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>>35023531
It’s up there with “i liked you too much to want to fuck you”.
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>>35023529
>they weren't doing some cutesy stone age weddings
i never said they were

but as myself and several other people have noted, your fantasies are delusional and impractical, and you can't post any evidence in support of them because there is none
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I see it's "If a woman isn't a slut who wants to fuck me at first sight, then she obviously isn't attracted to me" hours.
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>>35023527
my gf handles mine every day just fine. she has above average sex drive though I think
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>>35023531
Would you rather they just say "yeah your dick is small but it's the best I could get"?
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>>35023522
>Group arrangement
My ass. What it means is a single man mostly likely fucked more than one woman in his lifetime which hasn't changed today, the average man fucks 4-6 women. It does not mean he marries all of them and proceeds to provide and protect every single woman and child. What happens is he only sticks with one unit to serve and protect because that's about the limit of his physicality. It's also this reason why humans have it ingrained in them to detest rape, because raping a woman back then meant she gets pregnant without that man to stick around to provide, which was a death sentence for the woman and child. That's why we have it in our cultural instinct to liken rape to murder in severity which doesn't make logical sense today but before law and order it was comparable.
It's also why women developed covetous and extremely tense intrasexual competitiveness with other women because if a woman got her provider (the man) covered from her, she was dead. The woman wouldn't care if the man fucked 4 or 5 women so long as she was the monogamous pairing to him, that it was only her he'd go hunting for while the other holes he had died off anyway
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when i fuck for hours and make a girl cum at least half a dozen times, i'm counting on some downtime

but when she lines for for that multiple times a day, multiple days in a row, it straight up drains your life force
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>>35023541
I think it would be better if women didn't think it was a compliment
Both hurt but I'd have to delude myself into believing the "husband dick" schtick
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>>35023529
You think like a child. Weddings ≠ monogamy fucking hell are you autistic?
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>>35023505
I got a fat hog
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>>35023537
>i never said they were
Taking things literally I see
Buddy your "evidence" was the first aid overview that you nabbed from google that fit your perspective, that you just glanced over and pasted. What's impractical is having a strict 1 dick for 1 pussy rule, it works in giant agrarian societies but not in roving bands of at most a hundred people, if everyone's banging every or at least most women that gives you a way greater numbers for reproduction than artificially limiting it. If it were the default motherfuckers wouldn't cheat so damn much
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i want pussy so fucking bad it's killing me bros. it's not fair.
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>>35023508
They dont even lie about height so flagrantly. Who are they fooling?!
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>>35023548
hmmm this doesn't seem like evidence, looks like a pointless rambling by the looks of it
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>>35023549
t. grown man
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>>35023512
>This is what women mean by husband dick.

is my big dick going to turn into a sad pancake looking one with age?
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>>35023550
69" tall

8" long
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>>35023536
Will they ever invent a non-evil foid?
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>>35023548
Men do not and never have instinctively desired to father kids that were not his. Not now and not back then. So much so this is true that babies faces are rigged to first resemble likeness of father before growing more to look like their own because if a male saw a baby that did not look like him, the baby and the woman were left to die. The reason is because men back then risked injury disease and death to provide, and no man has it written in him to do that for a kid that isn't even his. Today we have cucks and steo fathers which were all modern occurrences that developed from the luxury of agriculture/civilization taking off the evolutionary pressures
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either gender
what are small petty things that might make you reconsider someone as a potential partner?
both looks wise or personality wise
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>>35023508
but it is 7.5'' I don't even think it's big, just slightly above average?
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>>35023531
>Women say this and think "husband" dick is a compliment
Men say "small tits age better" and don't see the hypocrisy.

>>35023532
>oh some women can sweetie, and it's terrifying
Yeah and their fucking queefs have an echo.

>>35023536
>>35023541
>Would you rather they just say "yeah your dick is small but it's the best I could get"?
More like saying, "I would take a 6 who is a great wife and mother over a 10 who would be a terrible wife and doesn't want kids." Different people have different priorities.

>>35023545
Sorry, anon. Husband dick is superior. It's like a burger. Sure, sometimes you're really hungry and want a triple, but the double is your go-to. Ol' reliable. He's there when you need him, and he never leaves you lacking. Perfect amount of meat. He's a burger you can eat every day. The triple? Sometimes there's a couple bites left and you feel wasteful not eating it, but then feel ill and uncomfortable for eating it.
Damn, now I want a burger.
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>>35023527
>You can't fuck a guy with a 7+ inch dick every day.
I'm no quitter.
Ngl though just a half an inch shorter does improve the experience dramatically.
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>>35023543
>proceeds to provide and protect every single woman and child. What happens is he only sticks with one unit to serve and protect because that's about the limit of his physicality.
You dumbass, that's the exact reason people banded together in tribes, 20 guys working together get way more done than one. If it was all "fuck you I got mine" then we would have died out long ago, we were not built as solitary animals.
>It's also this reason why humans have it ingrained in them to detest rape
The reasons rape is detested is the same reason slavery and any other form of assault or forceful constrainment is detested, it's an unjustified violation of personal liberty
>It's also why women developed covetous and extremely tense intrasexual competitiveness
It's a subconscious response to scarcity ie knowing they're only able to have one man. Competition happens with every human whenever supply is limited
>>35023546
You think like a child, you're the one who's autistic if you think I actually literally meant " you many now kiss the bride" weddings and not just 1 man 1 woman monogamous pairings like we have now
>>35023558
>Men do not and never have instinctively desired to father kids that were not his.
Yeah let's ignore grandfathers, uncles, cousins, very close friends, etc etc anyone else's who's ever taken care of a man's kids or taken them in if their parents have passed, this only applies to strangers which tribe members would not have been
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seeing average dicks neurotically claim victimhood is like stolen valor

we do not play about small penis larping nigga we will fucking kill you
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>>35023560
i'm very, very forgiving with respect to looks, as long as a girl takes care of herself and doesn't dress like an exhibitionist

things i don't tolerate are things like trying to make me jealous, being worldly and vain, or just generally being nonreciprocative

could probably add having social media to the list these days
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>>35023553
Yeah obviously a little boy wouldn't type that.
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>>35023567
yeah desu id rather be 5 inches but 6'2, the amount of women who rejected me for not meeting their height fetish wasn't worth having an 8 incher
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>>35023560
M, a bad singing voice.
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>>35023563
>Men say "small tits age better" and don't see the hypocrisy
I have yet to hear a man say that
Moreover a male defense of small tits would probably be like this
https://youtu.be/8tZT-CivKfk?t=36
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>>35023560
M
Pointless tattoos.
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>>35023565
>Ngl though just a half an inch shorter does improve the experience dramatically.
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>>35023566
>Yeah let's ignore grandfathers, uncles, cousins, very close friends, etc etc anyone else's who's ever taken care of a man's kids or taken them in if their parents have passed
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>>35023563
Okay but on the other hand if you refer to it as vacation dick it's like would you rather be in the coast of Greece or Cancun or whatever or stuck in your 9-5 job in your shitty apartment forever?
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i have a feeling there aren't as many rich guys with big dicks as there are with micros
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>>35023560
tattoos, piercings, gauges, dreadlocks, cornrows, choice of major, religious zeal, political zeal, ideological zeal, nationalism, globalism, food preferences, media preferences, nendo ownership, plushie ownership, apple product ownership, I could go on....
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>>35023560
F
Mild illiteracy. I don't care if it's a pronunciation issue or it's only every once in a while but if he says enough stuff like "suppose to" or uses a word frequently but wrong it peeves me.
Not washing his hands before getting into shared food is another one but I get over it if he's hot enough.
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https://youtu.be/SEHqKeyUZic
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>>35023560
F
Having radically different taste in pop culture than me.
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>>35023560
M
Tattoos again
Even small ones
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>>35023578
>apple product ownership
Ah yeah add that to my list >>35023579
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Small tits do age better than big ones tho. You know how much d cups sag? Look like a pair of used condoms after 35 plus kids. Nothing to sag on b cups.
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>>35023585
this honestly depends, if a woman takes care of herself and has really stable weight, her tits can age magnificiently

like i've straight up seen 60 year olds with a 20 something year olds giant tits
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>>35023572
>I have yet to hear a man say that
Explain this
>as much as i like boobs i think flat chest + nice ass is a way, way better long term investment

>>35023576
Vacation spots are fucking awful places to live. That's why you visit and never stay. I go to Mexico every year, but I ain't about to move back. When you live there, it takes away the magic. You think people in Greece and Cancun are like, "Wow, this is great. I totally wouldn't pack my shit and go to a different country at the first chance I got if I had the money."

>>35023577
Aren't micro penises exceptionally rare? That being said, regardless of size, no billionaire on this planet can fuck.
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>>35023579
>Mild illiteracy
>example does not contain illiteracy
Well aren’t you the little genius.
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I have 1000 dollars to my name, how do I grow it to make ends meet, is my best bet gambling in the stock market.
No I will not get a job, I'm afraid of jobs and the outside world and nobody will hire me nor will I last longer than a month without getting fired anyway.
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the girls with the potential for some of the hottest bodies also have extreme fat potential, making girls like that who reach their full hotness potential extremely rare
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>>35023579
>supposably
>irregardless
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man i just heard some radio guy say "allumative" he meant illuminative and it drove me nuts
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>>35023596
>irregardless
What's the problem with this
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>>35023589
Are vacations not the highlight of your life? How many people are coming to experience your shitty 9-5 in a gray city?
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>>35023593
>how do I grow it to make ends meet
>no I will not get a job

well your options may be somewhat limited.
if you send it to me I will invest it for you and you'll get back $10,000 in a little while
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>>35023589
>Explain this
Internet person. May not even be male.
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>>35023544
Nyehehehehe
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>>35023596
Which do you prefer: "with irregard" or "regardless"?
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Women, would you rather kill a man sexually, or be killed sexually?
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>>35023610
>with irregard
I just nearly had a stroke.
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irreguard is derguidair
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>>35023560
hip dips
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>>35023605
I've never had a job in my life so I can't just wake up and do it one day like nothing.
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I think i've grown too fond of my romantic solitude.
Yes, it's nice to not having to worry about this kind of stuff, but a small piece inside tells me that this feeling won't last forever.
Friends will eventually strand and ostracize you for not having a partner. This is my fear. The adult world was designed for couples.
How do I fix?
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>>35023618
right, so you should invest wisely
but you don't know how to do that either
so you'll need me to do it for you.
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>>35023602
>What's the problem with this
It's a double negative.

>>35023603
>Are vacations not the highlight of your life?
No, they are breaks in the routine of everyday life.
>How many people are coming to experience your shitty 9-5 in a gray city?
That's the beauty of perspective, isn't it? I find joy and pleasure in a structured life, especially because of the people I surround myself with. I'd be far happier in the most boring city in the world with my wife by my side than I would be a tropical paradise alone.

>>35023610
Regardless, though I assume you meant without regard.

>>35023611
>be killed sexually?
When I die, I want to go with dignity. With a fat ass parked on my face.
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>>35023621
You're a double negative you afro latina bitch
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man i hope i never fuck my old lady to death, if that got around to the retirement community ladies and she were gone idk if i'd be able to help myself
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>>35023621
You must have shitty vacations
Also you have zero skin in the game since your regular dick is made of silicone
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I need to become a stunt cock
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WE ARE SO BACK

How did you all spend your 21 hour vacation?
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PLAP
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Great stuff Gurpreet. Very timely update. Much izzat.
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>>35023632
70% of the internet was vulnerable. Isn’t this brave new world so much fun?
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>>35023634
I'm more commenting on how long it took. Other sites were back up seven hours ago.
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>>35023637
Other websites have fewer bad actors targeting them thoughbeit.
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>>35023638
KF doesn't.
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>>35023630
I played a ton of Valheim, mostly finished with a new house.
I also wanted to post or reply to something here that was health related, but I completely forgot what it was.
Anyway, time for bed.
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>>35023639
If you find yourself checking the up/down status of KF then you might have too much time on your hands.
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>>35023637
Buy a 4chan Pass so they can afford to double janny’s wages
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>>35023637
And some still aren't.

>>35023634
>Isn’t this brave new world so much fun?
Ok, go build your entire web interactions on something else than PHP then.
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>>35023630
I wrote like 10 pages on my phd dissertation and read 5 chapters of Words of Radiance.

Honestly 4chan going down is a crazy boost to my productivity. It's kind of eye opening how addicted I am, so maybe it's a sign I should tone it down...
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>>35023645
You think I’m happy about any of this? I’m laughing so I don’t cry. The cyber pandemic is probably only months away now
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guys

would you date a poojeeta
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>>35023648
>You think I’m happy about any of this?
I'm saying you are a melodramatic manchild.
And apparently autistic too.
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Just got my pussy scraped by a doctor with no pain meds. Freaks all of them
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>>35023649
If she were heavily westernized and relatively light skinned, maybe.
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Total technological collapse would be kino
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>>35023649
Yes.

Life is already miserable enough, I don't have the time or energy to be racist about dating.
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>>35023653
I like having heating in the winter and cooling in the summer THOUGH.
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>>35023653
Who's an edgy little boy!
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>>35023630
The lesbian thread on /gif/
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>>35023656
nta
Bad things can still be kino.
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>>35023649
No
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>>35023651
you liked that shit didn't you
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>>35023653
A technological never has been would have been kino. A collapse would suck.
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>>35023659
>planes falling out of the sky
KINO
>life support systems failing
KINO
>total communication blackout
KINORINO
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>>35023655
You can still have electricity just no computer wizardry getting out of hand
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>>35023670
>changing the rules on the fly
Unkino.
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>>35023667
>planes falling out of the sky
>comms blackout
Yeah, potentially very kino.
>life support failures
Too boring, not kino.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXoEhcz8z4


Is this how most men are?
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>>35023671
I made the scenario I make the rules. Your rickety power grid cutting for several days of the month forcing you to work by candlelight is objectively kino
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>>35023649
>>35023652
>>35023654
i had the opportunity. couldn't do the accent. like, i'll totally do the racist with a brown wife stereotype, but i'd need a more mediterranean, light brown
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I don’t know if my relationship is working anymore.

There was a really awkward moment when she got here last night (I always have to get her from her car, she gets pissed off if otherwise), and she was in front of me and then stepped back before opening the door inside, claiming she didn’t feel like doing it and wanted me to do it. I was sort of baffled by this and said I wasn’t going to do it, and she started doing a half-joke-half-serious rant about how god forbid she expects her boyfriend to do something gentlemanly. I cucked out and opened the door.
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Did that anon make it to become a stunt cock?
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>4chan goes down
>life instantly starts to get worse in other non related ways
scary..
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>>35023677
Is that what cucks call bulls these days?
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>>35023678
I was hoping it would be like in Mr. Robot where hackers get everyone's debt erased and the economy goes fucking crazy
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>>35023678
Only as a stunt double cock right now. But I'll work my way up the cock ladder
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>>35023680
nta but it's the faceless dick fucking the girls on OF
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i want an atoga hug more than any other time
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>>35023684
Ah. Jews have really done a number on society.
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>>35023682
Whoops >>35023677
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>>35023680
I don't know, it's the post I've been seeing all day when forgetting posting was down and checking atoga for the fifteenth time.
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My hands are unfortunately too small to play guitar
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>>35023686
A real life atoga hug would be incredibly unsettling.
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>>35023686
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>>35023692
why
>>35023693
: ] ily & ty kind anon
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I went to a pub because I was unable to talk to moids on 4chan and there were 2 moids who flirted with me
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Femanons, what did you think of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show?
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>>35023695
You slut
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>>35023686
I'm an atoga thug. GIMME YOUR WALLET!!
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>>35023695
Did you have fun?
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>>35023630
I played ck3. I'm really not sure how I feel about that game. But I'm having a decent bit of fun with it.
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>>35023695
gross
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>>35023667
Tell me you are avoidant without telling me you are avoidant.
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my pee smells like hot chocolate but looks like apple juice wat do
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>>35023695
See everything's better without atoga.
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Do you guys ever keep tag team moves in your pocket in case some guys ever try to mess with you and your friends / brothers? Like a spear into elbow drop for example.
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>>35023701
Yes
>>35023699
>>35023703
You're jealous, right?
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>>35023706
Find out what it tastes like.
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>>35023711
salty and bitter
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>>35023709
I bet your pussy is like a guillotine
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>>35023709
no, just the idea of going out and imbibing mind altering substances so you're comfortable enough to line up and hopefully receive some pointless fleeting sexual validation is sad and gross
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>>35023714
You mean vagina dentata?
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>>35023709
Don't listen to fat chaser being a bitch.
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As a hot guy I like to flirt with mid and really just any woman just to subconsciously raise their standards a little bit
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>>35023705
>tell me x without telling me x
You have to go back.
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I want to squeeze this bitches skull. Why is she so cute.
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One of my friends asked if him and his gf could come by with her car to do some car work on it since they know Im a mechanic. I said sure as long as they buy the parts and bring food
I found out today her bf cant make it so shes just coming by herself to my place while I work on her car alone. Should I concerned?
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>>35023723
Is your penis uncontrollable or something
>>
Wanted to ask this since yesterday but fucking PHP.

What is the deal with malfoid? I get it, people like a cute character. But why is this like a right wing thing apparently?
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>>35023723
Are you going to fuck her?
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>>35023718
Karma will get to you, thanks to you retarded nigger we're stuck here for another 10 thousand trillion reincarnations, good job nigger.
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>>35023723
man i never know if a dude is just ignorantly playing with fire or is an actual cuck in these circumstances but i tend to lean toward the latter presently and if a friend's girl starts coming onto me too strongly i'll just cut contact
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>>35023727
Allegedly (can't confirm cuz I'm not on xitter) the trannies threw a hissy fit over it so it's #based by default.
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I really want some fish'n'chips but the only place round here that makes it doesn't deliver
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>>35023726
>>35023729
No, I've known him for a while and hes a good guy. Theyve been dating for almost 3 years and last I heard they're getting a place together soon.
Just seems odd that he is suddenly busy this weekend unless he thought I was going to make him help me (I was). Now this job will take twice as long because shes not going to be able to do anything but watch
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>>35023734
God gave you legs for a reason
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>>35023735
If you confirm that he bailed on you just to dodge helping you *should* fuck her.
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>>35023727
>why is this like a right wing thing apparently
let's see

1) white couple with actual romance

2) malfoid isn't trans

3) malfoid is explicitly 2d and not to be tarnished by whorish cosplay

just off the top of my head
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>>35023737
it's like 50km away
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Imagine your wife cheating on you with random niggers on discord all while logged into your own account
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>>35023717
the heck did i do? i just got here..
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>>35023723
I’d be pissed off with the friend. That’s the kind of thing you do as a favor over a case of beer together, not as an errand for his fucking girlfriend.
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>>35023726
when your woman sees you outsourcing manly tasks to manlier men it can have devastating consequences, it's not always the guy you have to worry about
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>>35023744
Wrong thread, keep your cuck fetish shit to /gif/.
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>>35023747
None of that is his problem though. It's not his bitch
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Hello. i want to ghost people and give them late replies but if my phone is in my hand I will reply instantly and give them high effort replies
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>>35023751
>i want to ghost people
why
thats rude
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atogans attracted to men, how accurate is this?

noooticing how all bi men like twinks and effeminate men
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>>35023750
Nta, kinda his responsibility to look out for his bro though.
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>>35023751
If you're f can we have sex?
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>>35023747
>>35023746
>>35023738
I dont know if he did or not, but I do know he doesnt know shit about cars. She was going to have the dealer do the work but he heard that I worked on my own car which is how we got to talking about it.
He said he doesnt have any tools and though it would be cool to have a guys day since she needs all 4 brakes and rotors replaced. But backing out kinda pisses me off. Its not until sunday so maybe he'll come to his senses. Shes cute and all but ultimately will be of no help when it comes time to getting anything done
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>>35023754
im struggling to see a difference between the men gay men like vs straight women like
besides more grey shirt wearers
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>>35023751
Funny bait.
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>>35023751
You retards will call anything ghosting. Ghosting is never talking to someone ever again, ever. Waiting to reply to a message is not ghosting.
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>>35023754
It seems the more of a mentally ill freak you are the more willing you are to date ugly fucks.
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>>35023754
>as your IQ drops your taste becomes browner
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>>35023750
you don't can't to take part in or contribute to such degeneracy. trust me
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>>35023755
And if you won't tell him his girl is tripping some other guy will cuck him, nice one
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>>35023759
>it would be cool to have a guys day
That’s where i am with it. >>35023746
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I'm gonna post the shit I found on twitter today since I was on there instead of posting

Hey JH, take notes.

also this shit is like pimple popping on steroids, I can't put to words how mentally satisfying horsecare is.
https://nitter.click/ReddCinema/status/2112974217033494752
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>>35023754
Not attracted to men since I'm a straight guy but thank fuck my face is in the top row I'd hate to attract queers and faggots. But yes bisexuals and gays don't like men who look too rugged and traditionally masculine it's because their whole thing is to imitate a crude backwards mating ritual where they still seek out the woman but they seek out effeminate men to be that 'woman' that's why gays are into woman's hobbies or pop culture and they have a gay girly voice
>>
>>35023760
They both like hot men, not much to it
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>>35023749
I don't have a cuck fetish. Our resident wife beater rapist seems to, apparently.
>>
moids would u let a femanon watch u go number 1 or 2
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>>35023771
the gay row is all masculine man chief. You're in their tastes
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>>35023770
>pic
Is that supposed to represent a guy’s cum? Bc if it is, the total opposite is true.
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>>35023776
NO, YOU CAN'T HOLD IT
>>
Guys, what would cause you to want to fuck your girlfriend's face? I'm someone my boyfriend supposedely loves and cares about, and yet he wants me to lie down with my head hanging off the bed so he can use me and defile me? There is no intimacy or emotional connection at all to such an act, it's vile, and im objecting and protesting profusely against it!
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>>35023779
how come? are u a shy peeer
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>>35023776
Now you have a shit fetish on top of everything else?
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>>35023771
Also you see the same thing playing out with dyke pairings, there's the super feminine timid bitch and then her bulldyke girlfriend who has a fucking crewcut or mullet, is fat and has a husky voice and no feminine features and acts as the stand in 'man'. They also make it even more obvious with the fact they use a cock shaped toy or strap on to have 'sex'.
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>>35023776
Nope. But chicks be wildin in the shower sometimes.
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>>35023781
idk but i tend to only find that a turn on with a girl a genuinely don't like
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>>35023776
Fat fetish spammer...
>>
We know that /atoga/ has biased opinions against Transgenderism, but what is /atoga/'s opinion on Transhumanism?
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>>35023784
whys everything i say have to be a new fetish
can’t i just want to watch over a moid when he’s vulnerable
wolves out in the wild do this for one another
>>35023786
duo showers sounds hot in theory but in reality i imagine they are very cramped
>>35023789
haii
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>>35023781
Moidest hands to ever callous and vein
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>>35023630
>How did you all spend your 21 hour vacation?
I'm having a bit of a crisis atm, but it was otherwise peaceful.

>>35023723
>Should I concerned?
Probably not, though given the going price of labor, the least she could do is suck your dick.

>>35023754
Not at all. The ones for bi women are mostly ugly and brown. Top row looks the best.

>>35023778
While I assumed that to be the case, wouldn't it be harder for sperm to reach the egg if your cum is like a booger?
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>>35023777
Nah my face closely resembles top row, 4th from the right except I got a shallow beard. The second row of men are too groomed and too 'neat', it's hard to define in words but gay macho men have this weird thing where they have all the features of a straight man but the 'ruggedness' energy is just fucking gone.
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>>35023795
handsome anon alert
:0
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>>35023791
Watching a man shit is disgusting and you should be ashamed
>wolves out in the wild
I know you're a furry but you don't have to copy everything wild fucking animals do
>>
If you had a magic Wish Book where you wrote down all of your wishes and that made them come true, what would you wish for?
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>>35023791
>they are very cramped
That's part of the fun.
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>>35023794
Bender is I think Australian slang for a homosexual, isn't it? Wonder how the ATLA franchise is received there.

>He's a bender, mate!
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>>35023791
>in reality i imagine they are very cramped
Cold. In reality the guy is in the back, cold and wet while the girl takes all the hot water.
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>>35023781
>here is no intimacy
I'd beg to differ it's pretty intimate when she gives you this look, her entire face covered in a mix of snot, precum and slobber after she's given herself to you in her entirety
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>>35023799
i guess sniffing ur butt is out of the question then..
>>35023801
i think a bath together would be funner
>>35023803
i would let u have dibs on the hot water anon
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>>35023795
They look the same, you're fruit bait
>>
How many White Male Latina Female relationships are gonna be Jason and Lucia for Halloween this year?
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>>35023794
>Not at all. The ones for bi women are mostly ugly and brown. Top row looks the best.
obviously this means you're a fake lesbian who just hasn't founnd the right dick :^)
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i would only let a girl watch me poop if it were outside and i could also watch her poop

and if we're showering together i'm inevitably peeing on her
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>>35023794
>I'm having a bit of a crisis atm
It's just a video game, you can live without Mass Effect 4.
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>>35023802
>Bender is I think slang for a homosexual
You take that back.
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>>35023802
I'm sure they're having a golden gay time.
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>>35023810
the game isnt even out yet, what if one of the characters turns out to be an asshole in the story
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>>35023812
what does a man gain from peeing on a girl
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>>35023810
I dont know who those people are.
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>>35023807
>i think a bath together would be funner
Baths can be nice but you need an oversized tub for it ime
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>>35023798
>handsome anon alert
Thanks, so I've been told. I don't feel handsome even tho I get that word put to me often enough, but I don't feel ugly either I just get on with life lol
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>>35023815
they are taking a golden shower together
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>>35023817
it's really funny seeing a girl's reaction when she doesn't expect it and i'm still waiting for the one who can pee on me back
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>>35023794
>wouldn't it be harder for sperm to reach the egg if your cum is like a booger?
The white shit is the sperm. I can no shit see how much my sperm count has dropped by how clear my semen is.
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>>35023818
You will
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>>35023817
>what does a man gain from peeing on a girl
An erection obviously
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>>35023823
>still waiting for the one who can pee on me back
uh what
>>35023820
howcome?
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>>35023821
it doesn't even matter

yes, you get pretty privilege, but hos are hos and they'll cheat on a hot well endowed guy almost as easily as they will with a pinky dick
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>>35023826
But you can't pee right when you have an erection...
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>>35023827
>howcome
I'm not even particularly tall and I find a standard size tub cramped.
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>>35023830
nta
what happens if u try to while its full erection mode?
does ur penis blow up?
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>>35023820
Nah, the guy is just the couch cushion in a smaller tub.
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>>35023830
i have a large... urethra
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>>35023809
>They look the same
Nah they don't you can tell the gays on the second row their preen their hairline edges and pluck their eyebrows, it's gay shit.
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>>35023769
Yeah exactly. Hopefully he realizes and actually comes out with his gf, otherwise I'm looking at a 4hr job
>>35023794
Is a dick sucking really that nice?
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>>35023830
It’s really funny the head cannon girls have about guys’ bodies.
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Femanons, why do you insist on DIY cooming while you bed rot, when you can have a free moid shipped straight to your door who will do it for (You)?
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>>35023821
I feel similarly. I get lots of attention when I go out but I really dont care. I just feel normal.
>>35023754
Thats crazy, I really do like top row the most.
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>>35023837
Some of them just don't have beards, the image is so low res you can't even see their eyebrows and they're ai generated anyways. Go into a gay club and see how much you get hit on if you don't believe me
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>>35023829
>yes, you get pretty privilege, but hos are hos and they'll cheat on a hot well endowed guy almost as easily as they will with a pinky dick
Yeah I know that because girls care more about status and shit than looks. I got cheated on when I was in my teens despite my looks and my endowment presumably because I was a bit of a deadbeat. Got my act together now though and never had trouble with women since. Cheating ex now lives like a dog and is a single mom
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>>35023842
>I get lots of attention when I go out
Is it the boo tay?
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>>35023838
>Hopefully he realizes and actually comes out with his gf, otherwise I'm looking at a 4hr job
My man, that’s something you tell him straight up. It’s not a preference. It’s a requirement.
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>>35023813
>It's just a video game, you can live without Mass Effect 4.
No, I knew that was gonna happen as soon as EA got bought by the Saudis. I was talking about the US pulling people out of embassies in the Gulf. My best friend is still over there until next month and I'm worried sick about her. Trump is going to escalate like a motherfucker on November 4th.
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>>35023630
Did some writing, watched the second Tom Holland Spidey with my bestie, continued to go insane over my lack of smell from my cold (I HAVE NO REASON TO FUCKING EATTTTTTTTTTTTT), emailed my old professor thanking her for providing a reference
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>>35023804
I love her. She is perfect.
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>>35023841
A moid cant make me cum but I still want one.
>>35023845
Face card.
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>>35023842
>I feel similarly. I get lots of attention when I go out but I really dont care. I just feel normal.
It's probably because we have to look at our own faces every day brushing teeth, it's just normalized and whatever. I can't complain though I acknowledge my advantage but a lot of guys don't realize it doesn't go that far. Women get more mileage out of being attractive
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>>35023853
>A moid cant make me cum but I still want one.
I thought you had a new bf?
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>>35023844
>I was a bit of a deadbeat
i was just a slightly autistic overachieving kid that didn't know much about frame maintenance
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hearing other peoples failing relationships is so scary. do people love each other ever?
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>>35022000
That wasn't me (been too busy to post) but I fully get where he's coming from
I still remember seeing Meet the Robinsons in the cinema with my mom and sis, we all thought it was peak
To dismiss it as a "dumb kids movie" 15mins in is lame as hell desu
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>>35023841
Do you have enough bubble wrap for shipping?
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>>35023860
That's cool, I always envied your type of people. I was a class clown who probably read as loud and annoying to the overachiever types
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Why do you think he put his pee pee inside the boy's bum?
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>>35023843
>Go into a gay club and see how much you get hit on if you don't believe me
That means nothing because going into a gay bar makes you an obvious mark. You're at a gay bar no shit the faggots are going to think you want sodomized. Couple that with the fact that gays are hypersexual and would fuck anything with an asshole besides women and it's a no brainer. The fuck you doing in gay bars tho?
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>>35023790
I used to be a huge transhumanism fag when I was younger, but now I think it'll just lead to us getting nerve stapled like a Stellaris pop
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hi, how are ya
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>>35023856
>Women get more mileage out of being attractive
I think its a double edged sword. Ive been sexually harassed from a young age. Its very scary going out alone.
>it's just normalized
Its funny. I dont really think about the way I look too often, but others are always surprised by how sweet I am. I guess they expect me to be a narcissist.
>>35023859
Sorta... I told him Id try things out. Hes just not my type. Despite being 6'6" and looking like a genuine warrior, hes nerfed himself by insisting on long hair and a beard. The "viking look" so to speak. I really can appreciate that hes attractive but I really hate beards. Maybe Ill fall for him down the line. Anyway were not exclusive but were "casually dating".
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>>35023872
You sound a little upset, so what if a homosexual has a crush on you?
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>>35023630
Was the site down or something?
Idk I'm on an IRL two week vacation though, going sightseeing and shopping tomoz then going to a rave on the weekend
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>>35023838
>Is a dick sucking really that nice?
I've never had one to get sucked, but I assume, if cunnilingus is anything to go on.
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>>35023859
Tall guys have small pps, she probably bounced after the big, small reveal
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>>35023846
I'll let him know tomorrow. His gf isnt that appealing to me and Im very autistic so i probably wouldnt realize if she was flirtying with me anyways
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>>35023878
>pic
That cunt’s face always annoyed me.
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>>35023866
Do you mind if your moid comes with a few bruises? We had to cut costs somewhere.
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>>35023875
>I think its a double edged sword. Ive been sexually harassed from a young age. Its very scary going out alone.
I can believe it, I've heard the stories of when girls start sprouting their tits age 12-14 and they got cars rolling by slow on their way home from school. I'd shit myself too if I was a frail tiny girl in that scenario

>>35023877
I just don't like gays and dykes is all.
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>>35023878
>going to a rave on the weekend
where
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>>35023875
You are a narc though. And a a freak.
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>>35023881
I just mean, take the gf out of it completely. If he was the one wanting help with his car, it’s a dick move to just drop it off like you’re the help for you to work on it all afternoon for free alone.
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>>35023884
>I just don't like gays and dykes is all.
But the gays like you. That is why they will jump on you and force you to be gay by inseminating your b-hole with their hot throbbing cocks.
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>>35023887
Why am I a freak? :(
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>>35023882
Lmao
Nah she was a real one
>>35023886
L O N D O N
I gotta be up in 7hrs so nite
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>>35023884
>I just don't like gays and dykes is all
You seem to think about them a lot through, with how you talk about them at length
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>>35023875
>Maybe Ill fall for him down the line. Anyway were not exclusive but were "casually dating".
So you can still plap the lab nerd?
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>>35023892
If you're at Fold might run into each other ig
What's even on? Haven't checked yet
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>>35023891
Because the freaks come out at night


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxwrLLlQwBw
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>>35023889
Sodomsie yourself with a machete, clown. You one of those sperg femboy bisexual queers?
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>>35023891
Don't give me that shit, we both know what you're like behind closed doors.
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>>35023897
No, I am a fat middle aged man with a pocket rocket that needs a good sucking.
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>>35023899
Idkk. :)
>>35023894
Nah. I dont have casual sex. Im all about connection.
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>>35023893
>You seem to think about them a lot through, with how you talk about them at length
Is this the part where you pull the gaslight card? The things faggots do where they try to groom others by spinning the whole "you are self hating gay" card because apparently anyone who finds sodomy among men to be repulsive is somehow gay?
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>>35023899
Anon sounds enticed, lol.
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It's allegedly 24 degrees in this room and I am freezing
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Sylvester Stallone just said in interviews that he had an eating disorder, mood disorder, and anxiety that made him think he was dying.

If the toughest of the classic tough guys is willing to open up about his problems, why aren't other men willing to?
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>>35023888
Its her car, so I understand her wanting to be there
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>>35023905
Go away, eurocuck. It's still freedom hours and thus too early for you.
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>>35023905
I hope you’re speaking in freedom units.
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>>35023906
Because eventually we'll start asking who created the conditions that are making everyone miserable.
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Breathe in now breathe out
Hands up now hands down
Tell me whatchu gonna do now?
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>>35023900
how fat...
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>>35023903
I'm not gay but all your rambling and emotional posts and theories don't sound like the words of someone who doesn't think about homosexuals very often
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>>35023630
I had a cozy time.
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>>35023895
Oxford fuckboy anon?
Nah lol but have fun there
>>35023902
>I dont have casual sex. Im all about connection
Mfw
>>35023913
>Tell me whatchu gonna do now?
Sleep
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>>35023916
You get no points unless you beat the water level without cheats.
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>>35023914
Your posts in /soc/ made me lol.
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>>35023912
>Who created the conditions that are making everyone miserable

Andrew Carnegie, Henry Ford, Elon Musk, Brian Thompson.
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>>35023906
>If the toughest of the classic tough guys is willing to open up about his problems, why aren't other men willing to?
Because he opened up about his problems to a camera, or to interviewers. People he doesn't have to live with. Opening up to a woman like that doesn't work. Tried it in several relationships all that happens at best is she doesn't add any constructive or encouraging or insightful perspectives she just quietly consoles, which is nice but it doesn't solve the problem. At worst she vindictively brings it up against you at a later date during her petty BS.
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>>35023909
I'm not euro
>>35023910
Of course I mean celsius, what kind of room is 24/-4, you think I live in my fkn freezer?
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>>35023919
O_O what posts
u dk those were me or not..
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>>35023917
Whaat? Its true. I really dont like casual sex. Ive only ever had two sexual partners.
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>>35023915
You don't have to think about things often to know you dislike them. You're overestimating how much thought I put into posts, I am impulsive and shoot from the hip.
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>>35023921
>doesn't solve the problem
It course it doesn't solve the problems that's the point, you want a bitch to solve your own problems? Nobody can solve your problems tard
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moids are growers not showers cuz they never take showers
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>>35023914
A little under 200 lbs.
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>>35023922
I think you live without freedom.
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>>35023918
I only just beat the first two dungeons. Took 5 hours.
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>>35023929
:/
is that how much ur gut weighs or the entirety of u?
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Big sister gf who plays minecraft with me
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>>35023929
Kek, short fat moid.
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>>35023922
>I'm not euro
Saar
>>35023923
>O_O what posts
>u dk those were me or not.
Yeah because there's another short, flat young, FTM, femcel fat fetishist that types like a 2005 bot.
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>>35023930
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
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>>35023925
>shoot from the hip
I'm sure a great many men would like that
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>>35023920
>Andrew Carnegie, Henry Ford, Elon Musk, Brian Thompson.
Pretty much. I'd put more tech bros on there though.
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>>35023933
This is an example of how he created the problems we're all still experiencing today, and also go fuck yourself.
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>>35023930
You're free to suck my cawk
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>>35023933
Nta, he was so good to his employees that dodge sued him to stop him from giving his workers a pay raise.
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>>35023936
hm okay fair
does that mean u posted in that thread too? lemme sniff my way up in ur posts too anon
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>>35023927
Never said I expect the woman to solve the problem, I am saying getting hugged or kissed or fucked to soothe away the ouchies still doesn't solve the problem. If something is bothering me it means there's a problem and my priority is to find a way to either get rid of the problem or find a way to carry it if it can't be solved.
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>>35023937
>quoting the drug addict who od’d
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>>35023778
no

that's vaginal discharge. Apparently the fertility sign is inverted for men and women
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>>35023926
A decade back when the "30 yo boomer" meme was going around my brother and I called Dad a boomer. This triggered him because he strongly identifies as Gen X so we told him that "boomer" doesn't literally mean boomer. So he started calling us both boomers
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I knew it was going to pay off to slim down a year ago. It's payed off so well. I could totally post a thirst trap pic on the foids
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>>35023928
How rude, I just got out of one.
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>>35023947
Based dad
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>>35023947
proof that gen X is the most sensitive generation of all time
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>>35023832
it doesn't work too well because the prostate has switched the cock into 'sports mode'
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>>35023943
Nah I was headed for FSA when I saw the fat guy thread, and recalling how another anon mentioned seeing you on another board, I realized that must be where he spotted you.
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>>35023952
Dodge v Ford might be the worst court case in the history of court cases
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>>35023830
It's hard to aim and if you try to pee while sitting down, your dick touches the inside of the bowl and it's gross.
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>>35023953
They're the most paranoid generation. Most conspiracies and cultural hysterical moments came from Gen Xrs. They'd always swear a comet was coming to hit Earth, or that there was a Satanic panic or the Y2K bug was gonna drop all airplanes from the sky. I think it's because they got beat like dogs from the boomers so their fear had to go somewhere
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I have to buy a wah pedal but I don't know which one to get
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByEvIimSa4
It's been 8 months...
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>>35023950
now im thinking of soapy exhibanon shower pics..
kinda hard tho since i dont havemuch visual of what u look like besides long hair i think
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>>35023953
>>35023959
Gen x really didn't do shit except drugs
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>>35023957
Absolutely. It made it against the law for a corp to do anything other than maximize returns for shareholders. Moral and ethical decisions for corporations are literally against the law bc of it.
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>>35023963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE9CXWV1alg
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>>35023959
Y2K was pretty legit
>>35023963
Could say the same of boomers
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>>35023962
>im thinking of soapy exhibanon shower pics
Why would you do that to yourself?
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What's cumtown, is that some sort of gay bar
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>>35023963
and thank god for that
can you imagine how fucked we'd be if they actually had?
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>>35023964
nah it actually didn't really set a precedent and if ford had decent lawyers they could have easily made the argument that increasing pay for employees would help retain good workers and attract more which would in turn increase shareholder value
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>>35023963
Yeah hence the paranoia, drugs rattle the brain like that. Gen X is paranoia gen, Millennials are the sensitive pussy generation, and Gen Z imo are definitely the most narcissistic gen. I don't mean the gay pop-psych meaning of the word but genuinely the most self consumed and conceited
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>>35023967
why not
maybe itll encourage him to take some lol
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>>35023906
>If the toughest of the classic tough guys is willing to open up about his problems, why aren't other men willing to?
He's 80 years old, wealthy, and is opening up about how he felt in the 1980s. There is a reason why he didn't make it known then.
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>>35023962
I'd compare myself to a celebrity, but I don't particularly look like any of them. A little bit like Paul Dano maybe?
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>>35023971
>it actually didn't really set a precedent
Bullshit. Corps now have a fiduciary duty to maximize shareholder returns or else execs and the board will be held PERSONALLY liable for losses.
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So while we were down my boss and the retail branch team got into a fight and now me and my coworkers aren’t allowed to go into the branches to do our jobs. Pretty lame to be making less money but also getting salary to do nothing. Should I be mad or happy?
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>>35023977
that was the case before dodge v ford, it's why they were suing to begin with
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>>35023976
>Paul Dano
... no way
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>>35023978
based lumberjack
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>>35023964
You are an actual retard if you believe this. ESG based investment portfolios wouldn’t be a thing if that were the case.
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>>35023978
What does any of that mean
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>>35023983
Actually I’m a marmoset. We’re the coolest monkeys. The other monkeys are just jealous.
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>>35023853
>A moid cant make me cum
Never ever? Is it a skill issue?
>Face card.
As a mid, this confuses me. How can you tell when someone is checking out your face when that's where they're supposed to look?
>>35023897
What about ADHD masc bisexual tops?
>>35023952
Dodge bros weren't Jewish. They just liked the symbol.
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Women, do you wish you were still a virgin?
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>>35023984
you could even argue that esg would eventually increase shareholder value, not that i agree
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>>35023982
have some self respect girl
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>>35023982
I definitely remember feeling like I was looking in a mirror a few times when he was playing Riddler.
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Am I creating enough value for the shareholders?
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>>35023985
>Boss of stores big dickhead
>I work for company co-owned by big conglomerate that owns stores
>We travel around to stores and offer special services and products
>My boss called retail boss a bald douchebag and now we’re banned from stores
>Making free money but the free money is less than when I was working
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>>35023987
>What about ADHD masc bisexual tops?
Still dislike them
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>>35023986
the Japanese macaques would like a word
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>>35023990
paul dano is very handsome ive posted abt finding him nice to look at way back
so learning an anon here might resemble him is very sweet
>>35023991
riddler is one of the roles where he looks the hottest :0
...hacking into ur webcam as we speak so i can see ur face (O)u(O)
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>>35023989
No it demonstrably has lower rates of returns in exchange for good will hippy vibes which reduces shareholder profit for any company that invests in them. According to retard anon that would be illegal. It is not.
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>>35023984
>ESG based investment portfolios wouldn’t be a thing if that were the case.
You know, except for the trillions of dollars being pumped in those initiatives by outside investors. Corps are actually required to bend the knee to esg in lieu of not taking the money.
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>>35023997
Nta but Paul dano has a moon face. The dude looks like his face has its own orbit it's a big fat round face with tiny pinprick eyes but for some reason it suits him and he doesn't look bad. Wonder what causes that
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>>35024001
jealous moid alert
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Is Daniel Craig ugly?
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why don't women wear picrel anymore?
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>>35023987
>Dodge bros weren't Jewish. They just liked the symbol.
Do NOT engage antisemites on 4chan, nothing they say is in good faith.
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>>35024002
If he wasn't famous and he was a random NEET anon posting his pic you'd not be paying any compliments lets be real
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>>35023998
yes but it's supposed to lead to pie in the sky utopia, where profits would obviously be maximized as everyone will own nothing (rent everything) and be happy (thoroughly drugged and lobotomized consumer slaves)
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>>35023997
>paul dano is very handsome ive posted abt finding him nice to look at way back
>so learning an anon here might resemble him is very sweet
Shit that was you? Didn't you spell like a native English speaker back then?
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>>35023996
They’re not sending their best
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>>35024002
That's the guy you called handsome a bit ago
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>>35023997
>...hacking into ur webcam as we speak so i can see ur face (O)u(O)
Good luck getting past the tape over it!
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>>35024009
no ive alwasy typed like this, at least all lowercase i mean
i remember being told there were other 'dano femanons' tho so u may be thinking of them
>>35024006
jealous moids stink of cat pee
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moedern foid (age 18-24) dating process, analyzed and reported:

>foid step 0: verbally observe his height
>foid step 1: call him a chud
>foid step 2: punish him for double texting by leaving him on read for 20 hours
>foid step 3: sit on his back while he does pushups
>foid step 4: complain to all her friends that her chud bf is against abortion
>foid step 6: existential crisis when the two foid brain cells bump into each other
>foid step 5: monkey branch and repeat

questions?
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>>35023912
>>35023920
>>35023940
OMG I am so miserable with my air conditioning, heating, plumbing, electricity, internet, AI encyclopedias on speed dial, thousands of entertainment options, thousands of food options, freedom of movement due to modern transportation and infrastructure, 4k HD tailor-made pornography, and being able to buy things remotely and have them delivered to me within a day. The modern world is so bad! I wish I was born in medieval times so I could be an epic knight like Guts from Berkserk and cut down entire armies by myself and go on nonstop adventures but Elon Musk and Henry Ford made that impossible!!!!!
>>
Moids, don't miss your chance. She doesn't wear her ring anymore
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Is it cringe to be in a band?
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>>35024011
huh how do u know
>>35024012
nooo D:
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>>35024018
Wtf is that thing
>>
Gender
Is it fucked up to occasionally look up how your ex is doing on social media
Is it stalker-ish
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>>35024014
You're kooky, I even said the dude looks like a fat moon face but it suits him. I'm saying he has that ugly/handsome thing going im not jealous just pointing out his appeal comes from his elsewhere
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>>35024020
Only if your music is shit
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>>35024017
AI gets shit wrong all the fucking time and does weird shit like convincing people they're really dead, and low cost high speed rail is better bang for your buck when going from city to city than an automobile ever will be.


>4k HD tailor-made pornography
I say this in the nicest possible way, what fucking kind of person considers this to be a life priority?
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>>35024012
>me when my first thought is that paint bombs will defeat the coming robo tyranny
=)
>me when i realize they will use signal mapping -dar
=(
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>>35024005
>Do NOT engage antisemites on 4chan
Don't tell me what to do.
>>35024015
*sips monster* yeah Monkey Ball was a good game.
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My ex is vagueposting about me on social media and I'm confused. Blogpost:
>broke up months ago, not bad but we just didn't like each other as much after the honeymoon phase
>stupidly check her social media after I thought I was over it
>see she had just posted something depressing
>stupidly break no contact and comfort her
>we start talking again, not as much as before but refollow and text every now and then
>eventually she posts a pic of where we had our first date (my suggestion) saying it brings her back to good times
>see it, think it's cute, but don't respond or like it because I'd rather let the past be the past
>a few days later she posts a picture from where we went on our second date
>assume this is an attempt to gauge my interest at trying again
>sit on it a few days and think maybe I could give it another try, dating hasn't been going well
>reach out asking if she's about to post a picture of the place we went on our third date
>still no reply over a week later
What exactly was she thinking? Obviously it was a mistake reconnecting, but was she just trying to provoke me? Or seeing if I still had feelings? Did I respond the wrong way? Was she just trying to make me feel bad?
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>>35024025
ur calling me kooky but u think its okay to call ppl ugly for no reason :T
treat others how u wish to be treated anon
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>>35024021
Despite everyone being called "anonymous" none of you really bother to anonymize yourselves
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>>35024017
>MUH AIR CONDITIONING
Real Ameritard Hours
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>>35023999
>By outside investors
The majority of which are private companies that would be required to pursue the highest ROI available.
>Corps are required to bend the knee to ESG
Not required they just do it for marketing purposes.
>>35024007
No it’s just so they can take home 7% instead of 8% and tell libshit retards that they’re one of the “good ones” for investing in shit like Tesla which they would fucking hate if they knew that.
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IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
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>>35024027
>I say this in the nicest possible way, what fucking kind of person considers this to be a life priority
Would you rather have nothing
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>>35024033
Yeah we should just die in the heat like europoors do lmao
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>>35024017
Anon, even the mid 2000s had notably lower suicide rates
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>>35024030
Yes she was trying to bait you into talking to her. The way you put it came off as mocking.
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>>35024030
Whatever
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>>35024017
>Capitalism breeds innovation, bro, trust me!
>Meanwhile, Uber is just a rebranded classic Taxi service that tries to monopolize the industry
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reminds me of what happened the other day:
>working late at night
>just me and one other co-worker
>we're chatting friendly to fill the air while we're getting things done
>she comes up and tells me specifically that she had broke up with the guy I vaguely knew she was dating seriously approximately 6 months ago
>awaits a response

I don't know how foids don't understand that their inability to maintain a relationship isn't going to make me want to make a move
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>>35024035
What now?
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>>35024040
Fuck off Squall
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>>35024038
Alienation
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>>35024034
>private companies that would be required to pursue the highest ROI available
Private institutions are not required to maximize returns.
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moids do u enjoy wearing khaki pants to ur job
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>>35024018
Is that the lesbian politician that was getting all her married staffers to ride her face?
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>>35024037
apparently europoors still think dish washers, dryers, and A/C aren't normal parts of life but actual luxuries.
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>>35024030
>but was she just trying to provoke me? Or seeing if I still had feelings?
Yes that's what women do, they do that weird shit where they vaguely communicate by changing up PFPs or deliberately posting specific break up songs where the song title is clearly a hint or a message because they already know you're browsing their socials after break up. It's to get you to chase after her and then when you do she will feel she got the leverage so she can tell herself she did the breaking up to make herself feel better. You got baited son, you're not supposed to check in or message or look at her socials. When you break up with a girl you're supposed to scorch the earth and consider her as deceased as if she never existed
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>>35024041
Uber is so much different from a classic taxi services. You have to be really low IQ to not be able to differentiate between the two.
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>>35024036
Nobody needs high tech porn, bro.
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>>35024052
I do, what else would I be jacking off to
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>>35024051
Oh, because it uses an app? You know, they used to have "apps" back in the day you could summon a car and a driver with, they were called fucking land line phones.
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>>35024033
He's Indian
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>>35024031
I'm not calling him ugly for no reason, I have a reason and the reason is that he's ugly but not in a bad way. Forget it lol
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>>35024053
You are too far gone to even bother talking to.
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>>35024051
It pisses me off when the modern person says flippantly “just get an uber”. Yeah, just get into a stranger’s private car like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
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>>35024047
no. I wish I could wear just a loincloth (or just like, my boxer briefs), or pirate pantaloons. UNIRONICALLY. All the pants I wear are mandatory, I have the obligatory men's dress slacks and men's work pants.
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>>35024047
I don't wear khakis, they're too prim
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>>35024054
The vast majority of cities did not have taxi services at all, let alone on demand ones.
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>>35024053
I’m waiting for the day when spicy ai chats can create the scene visually and audibly.
>>
Men

What's the weirdest shit test a girl ever put you through?
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>>35024060
> loincloth
those are hot
i too wish the standard were for men to wear those
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This thing looks like a pimp.
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>>35024066
Named what?
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>>35024064
M
She lied that her dad raped her and that she was about to commit suicide just to see how I'd react. (I immediately stopped my exams at school and got out of the exam room and panicked trying to figure out what to do). She laughed and said it was 'cute'
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>>35024059
You have to give them like five different forms of government identification to be an uber driver. It's riskier to be the driver than a passenger because you don't know what kind of drunk idiot will get in your car.
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men wwyd u do if ur gf told u she wasnt mad at u, just dissapoitned
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>>35024024
M
Maybe not like 10 years down the line when it's more of a morbid curiosity. If you broke up like a couple of months ago, then you might want to consider how much you're attached to them or the relationship or whatever have you.
>>35024020
Nah, dog.
>>35024047
I wear jeans. Khakis would probably get torn up or dirty too fast. I like a good dress pant, though.
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>>35024064
something related to rape blah blah.
foids are fucking retarded.
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>>35024064
Hmmm, not sure if this counts as a shit test, but she started sobbing when i was having a problem with her behavior telling me shit like “you’re not breaking up with me, are you?” before i found out that she was engaged and using me as a diversion and entertainment before she got married.
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>>35024058
>No response
I'm right
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>>35024072
>would probably get torn up or dirty too fas
what do u do for work, boy?
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>>35024068
Slickback.
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>>35024062
Literally every time you landed at an airport in any country there would be like six different cab drivers fighting for customers at Ground Transport.
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>>35024070
Uh huh…
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>>35024069
Why did they let you have your phone during an exam, sounds like bullshit
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>>35024071
That would fuck me up please never do that. When women use the 'mom voice' and reprimand the man as though he were being lectured it can turn a man into mush. I've seen grown burly men at work with tattoos go glassy eyes and their arms slumped and frozen in place when a female manager is wagging her finger and doing that shit.
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>>35024076
No, anon, porn is not a necessity. Food, clothing, water, and shelter are. That's like saying beer is a necessity, no one fucking says that unironically unless they're an addict.
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>>35024037
>>35024049
Europeans use solar and wind power. Their electrical grid literally couldn't handle the majority of households having HVAC or dish washers.
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Fuck you cringe
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>>35024081
>Why did they let you have your phone during an exam, sounds like bullshit
Not everyone was raised by smartphones, genius
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>>35024083
>That's like saying beer is a necessity
It is tho
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>>35024079
>airports
Leave the big city for once, retard. There are thousands of cities that do not have those.
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>>35024084
Exactly, Americans are living on real world fucking Giedi Prime with their wasteful lifestyles.
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>>35024083
People need sex, and if you can't get it that's the next best thing
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>>35024043
Why should I tell you if you’re already giving me lip
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>>35024088
Nta but how do you land in a city that doesnt have airports?
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He broke up with me but I'm not done with him yet.
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>>35024089
Someone is jealous about my glorious ac
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>>35024082
Faggot
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>>35024064
Said that she was in the hospital because she attempted suicide. She actually just got a routine checkup. Immediately broke up.

>>35024071
Reply that she should get used to it.
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>>35024077
I work in manufacturing, using hand tools and machines to process materials or finish mechanical parts. Say a thing needs a hole in it or to be shaped a different way than it is to work in some larger mechanism, I'm the guy that does that.
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>>35024095
ana leave me alone
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I wish I had a gf so she would steal my clothes and they would stink like her so that when I wear them again I can smell her even when we're not together
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>>35024093
Kek, off the boat
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>>35024086
Smart phones flip phones whatever kind of phone, you're not allowed to have any kind
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>>35024103
Got me good
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>>35024101
Just raid her panty drawer and cut out the extra work. Whenever my gf was gone for a while I'd just grab a pair and whack off
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>>35024101
You think like a girl
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>>35024089
we have literal hot rocks using the power of the sun in power plants staffed by careful snowpeoples instead of the careless junglebrowns. we can afford it
>>
>Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Peter Thiel are the reason I can't park my car in certain areas
>Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Peter Thiel are the reason I can't walk in certain areas
>Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Peter Thiel put trash on the ground and make my neighborhood look like shit
>Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Peter Thiel break into my shed and steal my tools and bike
Yeah no, we have a tyranny of poor people and retarded white women living in suburbs who enable them. I literally like billionaires more than I like the average person at this point.
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Atogans are relapsing hard after the outage. The thread hasn’t been this alive in months.
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>>35024109
is that good or bad as far as getting a gf goes
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>>35024048
Fuck i wish I could be a lesbian
But I'm a guy and not a tranny
And there is a difference
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>>35024111
i agree with this but the billionaires need to stop saying weird things like "i want everyone to live in my computer"
>>
State gender
Did you touch grass while 4chan was down?
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>>35024071
Ask why and start a conversation about it
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>>35024106
Yeah now because they have internet on them. Before that there was no ban because no kid could cheat using a Motorola Razr. What's he gonna do find the answers to the test playing snake?
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>>35024112
i had to pull an allnighter last night and it was so lonesome without u guys
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>>35024113
What do you think?
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>>35024117
I walked on some grass when I came from work does that count
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>>35024117
I went into a hibernating state
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>>35024117
I started drinking again after years of sober
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>>35024118
Ahahahahaha
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>>35024117
Fuck no. I worked and I played Zelda.
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>>35024117
M
Didn't touch grass but I touched ass and got my plap in
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Are you a girls girl
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>>35024122
I have no idea, that's why I'm asking
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>>35024111
Billionaires aren't inherently evil
Not saying those are good people but the existence of billionaires is not the problem everyone seems to think they are
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>>35024119
>What's a kid gonna do with a device that lets him contact and get info from the outside world
Your larp is shit
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>>35024117
no but i touched an atoga moid while he was sleeping
poor guy still has no idea
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>>35024092
Maybe I'll have some sympathy if I hear you out
>>
KKKRACKKKERS
This thread is full of KKKRACKKKERS
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>>35024135
Holy shit just Google when statutory phone bans went into effect or something.
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>>35024111
Bootlicking bot post
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Why did they make Andy hot in Toy Story 3
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>>35024137
So that explains the stench of fish and cheeto dust insole up to. That was you?
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>>35024143
Yeah, and I love brown women.
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>>35024117
F
No I was on 8 chan
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>>35024149
hey D: i showered just today!
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>>35024140
They found “changes” on my cervix and snipped them off to test
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>>35024152
Ah okay, sorry I was being a bit rude. Bad joke
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>>35024153
Didn’t get enough attention the first time you posted about it? Fucking attention whore.
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>>35024154
u are forgiven but only if u take my virginity
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>>35024155
Yup
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>>35024155
Eh it's not worse than the retarded tranny spammer
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>>35024152
u did a bad job can smell you from the posts alone we don't even have the technology to transfer smells and the letters you input still STINK
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>>35024131
I wish I could be. Fucked up my chance for that probably
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>>35024153
You're gonna die
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I'd suck an elf girl's big toe desu
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>>35024161
i see anon's self projecting again...
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>>35024167
you need some dove men's soap
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>>35024117
M
it was a really beautiful fall evening and the qts were out in FORCE along the shoreline
I got eyefucked every few hundred feet for several miles
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>>35024168
>dove men's soap
Obvious foid hands who has never had a man.
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>>35024170
does it hurt to have your eyes intercoursed with?
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>>35024168
maybe we need to bathe together and rid ourselves of this stink once and for all
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>>35024046
Blackrock is publicly traded anon…
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>>35024170
>anonbro had such a good day he became poetic
Cheers, brother.
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>>35024165
Or worse
>>
something smells fishy in this thread
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>>35024168
Get some of that dove men's soap on you
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>>35024183
its atoga moid's feet
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>>35024024
M
It's not stalking if you're checking public social media. It's obsessive if you're doing it too much, and even if you're doing it a little it's a terrible idea. Everyone does it so you're not alone, but the sooner you kick that habit the better you'll be.
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>>35024064
Her shitty car broke down the morning after and I let her chill at my apartment and then she stayed the night again. I tried to give her a ride home and then she told me she actually lived in her car. She asked if she could just move into my place and I said no. Then she told me she wasn’t actually homeless but used to be and I she bailed. Then she messaged me like two days later wanting to hook up again.
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>>35024186
my feet currently smell like blood not fish baka
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>>35024189
why do they smell like blood
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>>35024186
mine smell like ragu
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>>35024178
What could be worse than death?
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>>35024192
why do they smell like ragu!?
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>>35024191
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>35024191
stomping on puppies
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>>35024024
>Is it fucked up to occasionally look up how your ex is doing on social media
>Is it stalker-ish
It is such fucking horseshit to call this “stalking”. Looking up people’s blogs and socials online was always the most normal shit that everybody did.
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>>35024196
i knew u guys were evil...
>>35024195
sounds like u need a gf to wash ur feet for u in a. warm bath
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>>35024193
eternal life
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>>35024193
full-body paralysis
>>
I want to walk around with you
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>>35024199
>i knew u guys were evil...
it was only bc they said puppies and not kittens kek.
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>>35024203
how scandalous! what if mother should hear
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>>35024145
>Do my larp for me
Nah, there's no such thing as a "statutory phone ban", why lie and tell tall tales on 4chan anyways? Life too boring?
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>>35024196
I do not stomp on puppies I use those cool 3d printed toe thingies with the dremel attachments
>>
i'd let a moid softly step on me
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>>35024209
Aww how cute!
*takes out riding crop*
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>>35024203
oh, you will. Tomorrow right? does that work?
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>>35024209
what if his feet smelled like lasagna
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>>35024214
first ragu now lasagna?
why are u guys sticking ur feet in italian foods
>>35024211
im nervous to look up what that is
>>
what if my feet smelled like corn chips? would you grab salsa to pour over them (?)
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>>35024212
>oldman father follows you with the shotgun
Just try holding her hand
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>>35024084
Frogs get 80-90% of their electricity from from nuclear. It's one of the few things based about France, which is why Macaroon wants to shut them down.
>>35024085
Fuck you bloody.
>>35024111
>I literally like billionaires more than I like the average person at this point.
They still think you're a pestilence.
>>35024115
AGP?
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>>35024216
my dog's paws smell like corn chips! like u opened a bag of fritos lol
no clue it happened to ppl too
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>>35024193
Suffering
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>>35024047
this is how I wish to dress, but the foid hivemind doesn't allow it
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>>35024216
Do you and bv take shifts?
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>>35024200
Let’s not. I’m drinking to forget.
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>>35024218
I literally said there's a fucking difference you fucking faggot
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>>35024126
Shit, me too. Well, only one year. I'm gonna try and get back on the wagon tomorrow.
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>>35024205
>>35024212
I've returned to my 2012 /mu/core phase and I was going to lyricspost again but I don't know what to post next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxhaRgJUMl8
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>>35024222
would u pick up a pirate accent too?
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>>35024215
>she never put her feet in a bowl of spaghettios
ngmi
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>>35024153
Doesn't that mean the worst case scenario is they caught it early?
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>>35024220
Better have kids before they have to remove your uterus
>>
Women, can you do better than your current bf/husband?
>>
this is the ultimate question for foids to test if they are capable of having a man
>your man is having tummy troubles. what do you do?
>>
Well, it's official, I got my scores back
59, one score off from passing.

I have officially failed math.
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>>35024222
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>>35024241
lol
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>>35024226
Not every AGP is a tranny.
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>>35024240
feed him some more and give him some tums
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>>35024241
What math?
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>>35024248
highschool maf.
>>
I really do need a drug that'll just give me energy and drive and a will to live
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>>35024247
considering how you cook he'd need a tums festival in there
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>>35024250
we call them bicycles where I'm from
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>>35024246
>Autogynephilia: This term describes a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of themselves as female.
>Not every AGP is a tranny.
Riiiight
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>>35024250
That's love, anon.
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>>35024246
AGP get off to being women
I wanna experience lesbianism without being a woman
And yes there is a difference
It's not that wanting one thing implies wanting the other
I want the one thing and not the other
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>>35024250
ironically cutting caffeine increased my energy and drive in the long run. will to live is something you've gotta find yourself though.
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>>35024222
The historical costumers would be into it. Dress for you not to be attractive to the most amount of people possible. Don't try to be a blockbuster if you're arthouse.
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>>35024250
Running is cheap and free
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>>35024241
Me too, crashed out pretty hard about it
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>>35024250
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>>35024259
Party at club retard.
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>>35024238
I don't have one. My last one dumped me so obviously not.
>>35024240
Which end? Does he want some Pedialyte and toast?
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>>35024252
>>35024258
That's bike and run not drive. Also did you miss the no energy part
>>35024254
Where do I get it it's not at the pharmacy
>>35024262
Only lasts for like 15 minutes and blows up your nose
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>>35024253
Did you forget about drag queens?
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>>35024163
How?
>>
Ever feel like you’re surrounded by goyim

State gender
>>
I barely passed 11th grade math with like a 51, I'm pretty sure it was just because I took the class like 3 times and the teach took pity on me. After that I was like holy shit I'm never doing that again
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>>35024267
Get a pet.
>>
>a gf who loves me
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>>35024267
Its counter intuitive but biking and/or running will give you more energy
>>
>>35024267
>Only lasts for like 15 minutes
No. But you can’t do any drug nowadays. No powder. No pill. Ever. Ever. You must assume it’s phentanyl and you must assume you’ll die. It’s that dire.
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>>35024271
M, Jewish
Statistically, yes. There are 16 million of us, and 8 billion of them.
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>>35024267
>energy

the only way to feel is to hurt, the only way to hurt is to act, the only way to act is to move.

what's your favorite song? dance to it, loop it, keep doing that until you die.
>>
>>35024268
As if there’s a difference.
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>>35024271
M
The company I work for was literally bought out by some goyim
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>>35024271
I just bought some shaving cream and an overpriced gilette replacement blade pack when I went to pick up some mail, I'm a goyim

good news is I also found some vanilla coke and bought some snacks.
>>
The GTA 6 song is a banger
>>
>>35024272
You got left back 3 times?
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>>35024277
8 billion -1
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>>35024277
500 slaves each... As they foretold
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>>35024280
Wish that would happen to me
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>>35024282
it's pretty good even as someone who hates the game and all it stands for the I like the song
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>>35024283
No I failed it twice in a year and then passed the next year
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>>35024231
>>35024242
>>35024257
told u the hivemind shuts it down. not allowed to have practical clothes.
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>>35024251
a real husband would eat all my slop no mattter what or how much
>>
Do you think maybe she knows I miss her even though I only knew her for a month in college and we had sex one time or was it a nothingburger

it's not fucking fair how could it go so far and be literally nothing it's been 3 years aghhhh

maybe when all the souls reunite she will understand i actually liked her or maybe she already knows idk we haven't really spoken since like 2023 although i did interact with her a few days ago

i am increasingly believing space and time do not actually exist i mean where is the proof bro where is the fucking proof?

i ordered weed gummies and they are coming in the mail. i googled online how to buy lsd and dmt but it seems you just can't do it online. can't even buy shrooms here.

life really does feel like a cosmic joke. but i will count it as a blessing that anything is experience-able at all because most things are resolved if you unironically view life as a gift. i mean it's crazy that an experience is able to happen at all but i think many people may disregard that
>>
>>35024292
What kind of slop do you cook?
>>
>>35024292
probably why you're still single
>>
>>35024256
ironically increasing caffeine increased my energy and drive AND will to live.

but actually it was probably the magnesium pills and good sleep that did most of the lifting.
>>
Foids, how would you react if a guy passed you on the street and said "Not damn bad, mama!" and then kept walking?
>>
>>35024290
Wear whatever the fuck you want, nigger. I’m going to make fun of you. If you wear it with a hot as chick is on your side, i’m going to give you dabs.
>>
Okay so this girl is coming over in 10 minutes and we’re going to watch dune 2. How do I make a move? I want to sex her. She said she isn’t looking for anything serious which makes me think she’s cool with fucking tonight
>>
>>35024294
mushy pasta
but im getting better
i have made spaghett w meat sauce before once, like actual ground beef cooked in a pan
>>35024295
im not single, im dating the atoga moid hivemind
>>
What birth control has the least side effects?
>>
>>35024300
can the atoga moid hivemind hug you when you're sad and cold
>>
>>35024292
>a real
Nope. Stop right there. You don’t get to define what a real man is.
>>
>>35024300
That's a big no no.
Pasta mustn't be mushy.

I still got a giant bag of spaghetti in my pantry that I need to work through.
maybe I'll have some 'ghetti soon.
>>
>>35024279
There really is if you have ever interacted with them. Drag Queens are gay men putting on a costume that's a hypersexualized clownish version of feminity because it excites them the trans women I talk to remind me more of like, myself in middle school. They're trying to dress themselves not a character. Drag Queens are annoying, trans women just need someone to teach them how to take care of their hair.
>>
>>35024301
Female condom
>>
>>35024301
absitence
>>
>>35024247
>>35024292
this one kills him with food poisoning
>>35024266
this one getting broken up with
>>
>>35024301
Abstinence
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>>35024306
Also known as a male bald spot.
>>
>>35023506
>>35023514
>Well, if your ex-girlfriend is going to ask me out, I guess I would be ok with that. But nothing more than a coffee date at first, as I dont know her at all
>What if she complains about how unsatisfying sex with anon was?
I think he meant he'd ask...
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>>35024299
If you’re a virgin, you’re fucked. If you’re not, you already know what to do.
>>
>>35024304
u should try to eat all ur ghetti rn
think of it as a challenge
bet u can’t
>>35024302
the atoga moid can do anything they want! :D
>>35024308
>this one kills him with food poisoning
just u
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>>35024290
Fine be a pussy then and cater to people who don't like you or the things you like.
Being unapologetically yourself will attract people that actually like you.
>>
>>35024301
Copper
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>>35024310
I'm supposed to shove my head into her vagina?
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>>35024286
Its pretty chill actually, they are pushing for the building to make money so they aren't afraid to make upgrades
>>
>>35024313
Too much ghetti, I think it was like a 3kg 6pack
they don't go bad until 2029 I think
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>>35024313
>the atoga moid can do anything they want! :D
so it actively chooses not to give you any affection?
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>>35024318
u can do it! i believe in u!
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>>35024316
You show it to her, and her vagina seals off.
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>>35024305
>this freak pretending to be a woman is different than this other freak pretending to be a woman.
Nah
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>>35024322
No!
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>>35024303
Based.
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>>35024324
It's like blackface vs trans racial
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>>35024325
the moid eats all his pasta or he gets the spray bottle..
>>35024319
but thats no fun..
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>>35024297
Mild confusion but not mad about it.
>then kept walking
Drive by compliments are cool so long as they're not explicit.
>>
>went on a date with a freaky Christian girl from Hinge two weeks ago and we fucked
>told me she had a great time and wants to see me again
>scheduled another movie date with her last Wednesday
>it's way past our supposed meeting time and she texts me saying she's sorry
>I fuck around with her and start dry texting thinking she's not interested and is trying to give me hints
>she starts getting all sappy, sending long texts asking for forgiveness and how she sucks at communicating and how she still wants to see me
>I relent and ask if she wants to reschedule our movie date
>she's all giddy and happy again and thanks me for giving her another chance
>it's the day of our rescheduled movie date
>haven't heard back from her since yesterday
>her number is sending me straight to voicemail but she still received my texts an hour before we were supposed to meet
What's the appropriate course of action to take here? Do I tell her off when she replies or just ignore her?
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>>35024327
>trans racial
>>
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Women, do you all really do this? You pay for blowjob seminars to learn to suck dick?
>>
I find it funny how she claims not to have a feeder fetish and then talks about forcing men to eat inordinate amounts of food
>>
>>35024301
Snipping his vas defrens before he creampies you
>>
>>35024327
Ahahahahahahaha
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>>35024332
Yes
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>>35024324
Do you think drag queens look like regular women? I know the wealthy right wing women are starting to look pretty scary but I didn't think it was THAT bad.
I'm not even going to bother debating whether trans women are women or not with you what I need you to understand is that drag queens are uniquely irritating in their own special way that your average trans woman couldn't achieve if she tried.
>>
Women
How would you feel if you passed by a moid and then he spun around on his heel, low whistled, bit his lip and kept walking
>>
ok just to clarify, all trannies are AGPs not all AGPs are trannies.
for example, I wear a boob plate with my hair in a ponytail and makeup and dress in a skirt to look like a women to make my big penis very very hard. but I have no interest in being a woman, like a tranny. that's all there is to say about this.
>>
>>35024334
>she claims not to have a feeder fetish
when have i ever claimed that
its not my fault men get fat from eating, ofc i'd want u all well fed.
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>>35024339
>she
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>>35024308
>this one getting broken up with
Why? Because I'm treating a sick person like a sick person?
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>>35024297
>>35024340
You can smell the desperation.
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>>35024330
Dude, she is in the trap you didn’t even set for her. Treat her like a skittish pony. No shit, pavlov shit. Encouragement and nurturing, with added praise when she does what you want.
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>>35024340
Gross
Too suggestive
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I need girl Wellbutrin (p*ssy juice)
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women can you please stop trying to arrange one on one time with me, placing your hand on my chest, asking how tall I am, or saying "wow" when I enter the room?
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>>35024339
>Do you think drag queens look like regular women?
Ahahaha, as if trannies look like regular women.
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You know femanon, it's kind of funny that she never mentioned you since you are such good friends. But she did mention some frigid, jealous JAP that was jealous of her and who was a complete fucking bitch.
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>>35024356
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>>35024356
iktf
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>>35024363
neither r a social construct
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>>35024357
Right now I'm concerned that you can't tell the difference between a clown and a random person off the street. I'm not interested in debating gender stuff I just want to complain about how annoying drag queens are but you can't hear me over your dick obsessed thoughts I guess.
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>>35024350
What trap? Emotionally exploiting and abusing her so I can mold her to my liking as I please? I've never done that before so I'm not sure I can pull it off.
Plus, she's the country girl hick type of Christian with a tattoo going down her torso across her tits. Definitely has a lot of sexual experience given how loose her pussy felt (compared to my other fat fwb who's a literal virgin with the tightest pussy that wrings me so dry I lose every and all sexual urges for the next couple days) and how eager and easy she was to have sex on the first date
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The plap monster is here to plap you now
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>>35024358
Don't call them that you racist
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>>35024300
Did you make the mac n cheese
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being away from atoga has made me realize how much I need an ideal lesbian friend who has weird takes on things and is good at hanging out
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>>35024356
UwU 6'5" anon!
>>35024366
NTA. Why the hate on drag queens? You know it was a drag queen who started Stonewall?
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>>35024330
Anon found hisself a BPDemon
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>>35024372
last week yea, it did come out less mushy but it still needs work
wbu
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>>35024373
you know those don't exist right? women are natural enemies permanently at daggerpoint with each other
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>>35024373
Korra is too much of a Stacy to be an irl bro. Girls would either insist you stop hanging out, or just try and get with her instead of you
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>>35024377
I only ever make it on Thanksgiving so it's been nearly a year. I'll make it again next month. Is it something you're gonna do more regularly? What other work does it need
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>>35024380
>you know those don't exist right? women are natural enemies permanently at daggerpoint with each other
I scoff at your boomer platitudes
>Four experiments confirmed that women's automatic in-group bias is remarkably stronger than men's and investigated explanations for this sex difference, derived from potential sources of implicit attitudes (L. A. Rudman, 2004). In Experiment 1, only women (not men) showed cognitive balance among in-group bias, identity, and self-esteem (A. G. Greenwald et al., 2002), revealing that men lack a mechanism that bolsters automatic own group preference. Experiments 2 and 3 found pro-female bias to the extent that participants automatically favored their mothers over their fathers or associated male gender with violence, suggesting that maternal bonding and male intimidation influence gender attitudes. Experiment 4 showed that for sexually experienced men, the more positive their attitude was toward sex, the more they implicitly favored women. In concert, the findings help to explain sex differences in automatic in-group bias and underscore the uniqueness of gender for intergroup relations theorists.
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>>35024382
hmmm I disagree
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>>35024374
I think it's the whole "costume" aspect of it. I wouldn't say I hate all drag queens on principle but it's like they're making fun of women. Like the whole obnoxious bimbo thing but then they take it off after they've gotten their attention and are just a regular gay man. They can't just be a a hypersexual, narcissistic, over the top version of themselves they have to play a woman to really embody the part. It feels like drag queens don't actually like women when their portrayal is....that. I do appreciate that they don't just go out like that it really is a performance thing but the performance feels a little mean spirited.
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Moid, post a vocaroo. I need you to whisper something to my ear, preferably something lewd
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>>35024382
Korra is extremely performative "one of the boys" type shit. What chick unironically talks about and memorizes the names of porn stars
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>>35024384
oh yes women always accurately self-report, especially in ah studies

by the way who is doing the studies
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>>35024377
how did you even make mushi pasta
just boil them less, burh.
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>>35024363
>Why is being transracial less valid than being transgender?
>Race is a social construct, but sex is biological. So you'd think the stigma would be the other way around.
Because elites can't just hand whites a get-out-of-white-guilt-free-card and still expect to prevent a proletariat uprising.
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>>35024369
>What trap?
Reread what i said. “She is in the trap you didn’t even set for her”. You are a normal guy engaging in a normal sexual encounter. Her mind is in a different place though. She has the needs and desires of a girl, but also is fighting with the need for purity of how she was raised and what she believes. She WANTS you. That’s the trap she is in. Like i said, you didn’t lay it, but she still walked into it.
>Definitely has a lot of sexual experience given how loose her pussy felt
Don’t let that be your guide. They’re all different.
>and how eager and easy she was to have sex on the first date
My guess is that’s what’s she’s struggling with. She wants you man. But she’s all up in her head now. No joke, how reticent she is is a reflection of how much she wants you.

Find your next level of rizzing and comfort. Keep in your mind that she wants you. Her type can fuck easy but gets uneasy when they like you.
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>>35024392
only stacy can hear my voice
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>>35024388
Why would you be offended if you don't care about femininity anyways
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>>35024392
Male hands
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>>35024383
i just gotta figure out how to boil it for the right amount, ikeep overboiling it
box says 8-10 minutes. i cook for 9 minutes, then i end with mushy pasta, sad turn of events
>>35024395
its not that simple :<
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>>35024394
>oh yes women always accurately self-report, especially in
MRI scans, anon
>ah studies
Fucking zoomer
>by the way who is doing the studies
Probably mostly men
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WTF?
Men, did you guys know about this, apparently on the back of the blades there's a "trimmer"
I didn't know this.
I've never used this thing.
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>>35024403
You are a complete braindead retard if you can't cook fucking pasta of all things
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>>35024308
>>35024347
The lack of response leads me to assume I was correct in worrying you were just fucking with me to make me feel bad.
>>35024399
Regardless of my gender presentation I'm still biologically female. It feels like mean spirited portrayal of women. I'm not talking about old school drag queens I'm talking about the type you'd see on RuPaul's drag race. The ones that think being the loudest and most obnoxious person in a room counts as a personality.
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>>35024380
Lesbians or gays shouldn't exist in the first place, nature has long been abolished, brother.
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>>35024406
im trying my best
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>>35024411
>I need to figure out how to cook pasta for less than I cook it for
There is no way your iq is a single point above 90
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>>35024403
Have you considered that maybe you don't like properly cooked pasta? It gives you directions for "al dente" right on the box too why are you not doing that?
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>>35024388
Lmao, you're so close to realizing what AGP trannies are doing.
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>>35024412
ive been cooki ng it for less each time, anons before informed me the pasta can sstill cook even while strained if kept in the same pot so i think thats it cuz i dont use a strainer to drain awater
>>35024413
i don tlike seeing the slightly whiter/more opaque parts in the pasta when its in the pot,
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>>35024408
You're a mean spirited portrayal of women
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>>35024409
There are faggots in over a hundred species.
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>>35024417
>ive been cooki ng it for less each time
You cooked it for NINE MINUTES, were you blasting it for 15 the previous half dozen times?
>>35024413
You have no idea how many people told her this, she's not good at remembering or following instructions
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>>35024422
i didnt track the time the first time i just stayed by the pot and stirred and checked until i felt it looked ready
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I love gluten. Gluten-frees should die.
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>>35024423
it's almost universal, girl.
10 minutes
cook for 8 and finish off in sauce.
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>>35024423
Bruh
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>>35024419
Chemicals turn the frogs gay.
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need a big dick in me tb.h
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>>35024415
Still don't care about your opinions on trans women. Only thing I want to talk about here is complaining about bio males who live as men but sometimes put on woman costumes. If they're doing it all the time that's just them I don't give a shit.
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>>35024429
I got a tiny one.
you still want it?
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>>35024429
Gay
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>>35024428
GOOOOOOOOD BOOOOOOOOY
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>>35024429
Gonna kms myself
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>>35024405
there's no such thing on mine
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>>35024429
>tb.h
So gay that you were afraid of a “desu”
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>>35024417
I think you just don't like pasta.
Sidenote: if I ever meet you in person I will kill you with nothing but my own hands.
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Why are females obsessed with travelling?
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>>35024425
honestly next time im only gonna let it cook for 7 minutes at most, im sick of mushy pasta
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>>35024441
inability to have fun or be fun
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>>35024438
speaking of
reminded that they fucking canceled my single edge razor order because apparently they forgot to update their stock, fucking cunts
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>>35024427
Kek. They actually turn the frogs trans.
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>>35024441
I think I said this last time you asked but because exploring new environments is one of the only things that still brings me joy.
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>>35024445
>They actually turn the frogs trans.
That’s more jurassic park
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>>35024437
Let us ugly, big dicked manlets have this one thing to feel good about
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>>35024431
no
>>35024432
>>35024439
moids THREATENED by mere opinion. show cock NOW
>>35024437
sorry
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Would you rather fuck a pre-op or post-op tranny?
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>>35024451
>no
damn.
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>>35024451
Mine is large
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>>35024441
They are obsessed with NEW. But heaven forbid a guy likes new pussy.
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I'd like to rizz some moid up
I don't really want sex I just want to feel I'm able to seduce him
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>>35024452
I'd rather fuck your mother so I just went ahead and did that
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>>35024451
Is big dick more important than fatness for you?
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Yes, I do love new pussy, how could you tell?
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>>35024441
The billionaires like travelling and they pay for propaganda to normalize everything they like. And women are more susceptible to propaganda, but men also falter.
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>>35024457
Fuck off
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>>35024443
I think they want to be sluts in other countries with nobody knowing them.
>>35024447
Gross slut.
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>>35024457
Bro you don't "seduce" men, you insinuate that you're available and they seduce themselves
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>>35024456
always talking bout trying new cuisine I wanna eat new pussy bitch
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>>35024440
can i at least know what my crime is that made me deserving of the death penalty?
"being annoying" doesn’t count ...
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How many foids here have been "flown out"?
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>>35024436
https://voca.ro/18nzjcJdNmDD
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>>35024462
You know you can travel for the price of gas and food right? Tenting or camping in national Forest is free.
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This girl reached out to me on linkedin of all places. She started the conversation by saying that she thought she had seen me in the bus one day, but she confused another person with me. We were friendly during university, never really close but conversation was fun, talked about vidya and stuff. We only shared like a handful of classes, did a couple of assignments together, but that was it. She was in a relationship at the time. I don't know much about her now, last time we spoke must have been like 7-8 years ago, so it surprised me when she messaged me. And she is showing interest, asking lots of questions.
Thing is, I'm engaged. So her attempts to reconnect feel weird. Considering that she reached out over linkedin, I have a feeling that it'll fade out eventually, since I rarely use it. But I don't want to make her feel ignored if she's like reaching out for a friend. How should I approach?
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State gender.
Is this how it is now in most offices?
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>>35024470
>I wanna eat new pussy bitch
Yeah no. Being a simp cuck pussy eater doesn’t count.
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>>35024473
None.
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>>35024468
>slut
I travel alone or with my mother you need to calm down lol. I don't even have a passport and I haven't been on a plane since I was 12. Travel doesn't have to expensive you're just boring and bitter about it.
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>>35024475
That's a result not a cause.
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>>35024484
You should travel with me
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>>35024481
https://youtu.be/KdubUaUNenM
you gotta eat the pussy
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>>35024471
>doesn't count
It does though. I hate you.
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>>35024489
hate is a strong word
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>>35024488
>you gotta eat the pussy
Lol nope
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>>35024485
What?
>>35024486
No thank you. Traveling with my mom is already compromise enough I prefer going by myself.
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>>35024493
>I prefer going by myself.
And yet you don’t
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>>35024493
The more people travel the cheaper it gets. Travelling used to be extremely expensive. National parks are also an extremely expensive waste of land, but you pay for it in taxes
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>>35024494
I...do though?
Can you just explain what imaginary situation you're mad about it would be a lot faster.
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If a moid doesn't eat pussy I will NOT give him fellatio or paizuri
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>>35024496
Why should I care about any of this?
National Forest are different than national parks dummy.
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>>35024500
Whatever
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>>35024500
I dont negotiate with terrorists
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>>35024503
You asked me, why travel, and the answer is no reason. It's socially engineered fake economy
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>>35024509
>You asked me, why travel
Uhh, where?
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>>35024293
Relationships that never were can be harder to get over than relationships that actually happened because you're missing your idealized version of the relationship you've got in your head. Spend a few months dating someone and you get to see their flaws, shortcomings, and plenty of things that annoy you and you don't look back on so fondly after the breakup. But when your only experience with someone is a month of time and a one night stand, you don't really know what they were like or what a relationship with them would be like, so you fill in the blanks with your hopes and imagination, and when you look back on it that's what you miss.
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>>35024512
Blah blah blah
>>
State gender
Tell me about the one that got away
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>>35024511
OP, are you dumb?
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Women, you break up with your boyfriend and a few days later a male friend confesses to you and asks you to start dating to marry. What do you make of that?
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>>35024506
>>35024507
>pretending they don't care
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>>35024514
>How dare you effortpost on /adv/ instead of posting Tiktok bait?!?
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>>35024516
>OP
?
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>>35024516
Link the post where I asked you that then? Are you having real problems or mixing me up with someone else what is going on?
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>>35024520
So you think over a long term relationship i care about tittyfucks and blowjobs? Fuck no. Just lie on your side flipping through reels while i fuck you every night.
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>>35024518
Disrespectful and irritating.
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>>35024518
Moids are so tiresome
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>>35024524
*esl problems
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>>35024524
Don't ask questions if you don't want answers, faggot, better yet, leave the thread.
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>>35024500
You don't think it's disrespectful after you did it for your past bfs? But memes aside, bitches are more than willing to give bjs without expecting me to lick their cunts. Only on reddit and adv foids are pretending to be outraged if a man refuses to do it.
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>>35024530
I literally did not ask you a question that's why I'm confused. Unless you're counting the "you know you can travel cheap" post but nowhere in there was a "why travel" stop being schizo.
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>>35024430
Birdanon posting off label right? I'm guessing you feel a certain kinship with trans people because you're intersex. But the AGP element aren't anything like you, they're porn sick weirdos for the most part.

I used to do M4F ASMR, including (SFW) commissions, but still I'd get requests for misogyny fetish audios every few weeks. And there was almost always a trans pride flag, symbol or "mtf" in the bios of the people requesting it. And my audience was overwhelmingly biological women.
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>>35024531
Chicks really don’t understand the game. We have to deserve fucking them. They have to deserve us going down on them.
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>>35024534
>I'm confused.
Not my fault you're Dumb
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>>35024528
That's why his ex is asking you out
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>>35024531
It's not my fault that you date bitches who settle for a moid who doesn't eat pussy
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>>35024541
What does that even mean?
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>>35024471
You are annoying
But the real crime is getting more attention than her
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>>35024542
It means you suck
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>>35024543
whos her?
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>>35024535
>Birdanon
No
>>35024537
Pretty sure you're the dumb one here and you think some posts that are not mine are mine.
>>35024543
No I hate her for pure reasons.
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Dudes who don't think women ever approach are either unattractive or don't go anywhere.
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>>35024545
Why would i NOT date a bitch who doesn’t care if i eat her pussy?
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>>35024550
That's right, you should date bitches with no standards whatsoever
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>>35024547
I'm sorry, that I don't post crystal clear posts that every sub 80iq monkey can understand.
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>>35024547
oh the 'evil' femanon (i dont actually think ur evil btw)
i didnt realize it was u, ur usually more hostile
are u the same (fem)anon from the other day that left me that lengthy message before u went to sleep?
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>>35024549
I don't go anywhere AND I'm unattractive. So what?
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>>35024393
She actually has discernable taste though. If she were being performative she'd just memorize the most popular/trendy ones.
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>>35024549
Women approach, so what?
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>>35024552
>standards
Um yeah. Awesome. If her standards are that i’m her sextoy, of course it’s better to have someone who doesn’t expect that.
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>>35024547
>No I hate her for pure reasons
Ah, you're a tranny chaser too. It must piss you off that she's fanning the flames of the detransitioner narrative.
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>>35024560
Moids are literally designed to be sex toys
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>>35024553
I'm still waiting for you to point to the post where I asked you "why travel".
>>35024554
>'evil' femanon
Huh? Still no.
And no.
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>>35024392
https://voca.ro/16O3wNsOIGYw
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>>35024526
>>35024528
There you hate it, folks. Women only befriend men they find unfuckable, don't care much for and think they can get something out of. Never befriend a woman.
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check it, dollar steak cooked bullshit. itadakimasu.
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>>35024562
What? No I hate her because she's obnoxious.
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Is it unethical to indulge a 19yo woman's daddy issues?

State gender.
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>>35024564
so r u not a girl then
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>>35024563
UwU
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i’ve been described many times as a good jokester and as cute in my life.
despite the compliments, I still have difficulties finding a date, because of my unimpressive stature of 5ft and my imability to drink socially.
What should I do?
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>>35024567
Somebody has shitted on your plate
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>>35024567
Bone apple teeth
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>>35024493
I can save you from the other gross men on the trails
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>>35024570
Is this an "all women are evil" joke or are you genuinely asking me that because I wasn't any of the three guesses?
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>>35024573
If male it's already over and your only chance is with a dwarf. If female don't worry about it.
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>>35024569
M
Can I help her resolve them?
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>>35024574
>>35024575
good eats
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>>35024573
You're a 5' guy?
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>>35024567
There is no way that cost a dollar unless you mean 1.99
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>>35024577
didnt i just say i didnt think u were evil -_-
are u a girl or not
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>>35024579
You can probably try, but she just wants to fuck.
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>>35024512
Nigga you are replying to a resident schizophrenic
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Men are the romantic gender.
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>>35024576
The gross men are in town. All the men on trail were well behaved. I don't want or need your company just go by yourself dude.
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>>35024590
say something romantic say
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>>35024549
It's also because a lot of men appeal to the gaze of gay looksmaxxer men instead of women
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>>35024584
It's actually like.. idk $5?
$6?
meat is expensive here
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A whore tricked me again. I know not all of you girls are like that. I should spend time with good girls instead of deceitful whores.
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>>35024585
For fucks sake. I am female but I am not any of the femanons you guessed I was.
Is everybody being stupid on purpose today or is there a gas leak?
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>>35024587
She never wants to date anyone?
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>>35024557
She doesn't, shas just being vulgar for the sake of it and thinks that's how men act.
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>>35024596
i reward u an official name then
pissy femanon
u brought this on urself...
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Was that PHP shit just a big nothingburger?
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>>35024599
Don't bother I've had a bunch of names but they don't stick
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If I was DJing a party, I wouldn't play any Cupid Shuffles or Single Ladies or anything. I'd play stuff like Genesis and people would dance to that. Girls, would you come to my party?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm_8pRYKHqo
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>>35024602
name urself then
if u had to pick
or at least describe urself for us
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>>35024591
What if you break your leg and need someone to carry you out
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>>35024604
No
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>>35024604
She has flapjacks
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>>35024606
boring -_-
>>35024607
idk what those are
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>>35024601
Yeah, I needed to be alone with JH for some time so we cut you all off 4chan
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>>35024596
>Is everybody being stupid on purpose today or is there a gas leak?
You know, those are not mutually exclusive
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>>35024605
Other hikers, cell phone, GPS beacon if I'm really fucked and need the helicopter.
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>>35024606
What's been the funniest or best name they attempted to give you
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>>35024611
What if there's none of that and only me and you
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>>35024599
>>35024604
She's probably one of the dykes/bi shits
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>>35024614
cmon now, dont bully the lesbos, they have it hard enough as is
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>>35024613
>What if there's none of that
There wouldn't be none of that. Unless you kidnapped me and brought me out there off season without any of my gear. Let it go.
>>35024612
Honestly my old camehore name from literally a decade ago was the best one. Areolanon.
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>>35024596
You're just talking to a retard and people here usually suck at identifying almost everyone
>>
Girlies
Your son tells you he got molested. How do you react?
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>>35024617
Yeah you're right I'm spoiled by the spreadsheet anon always clocking me immediately and expecting too much from them
>>
does the spreadsheet actually exist or is it a myth
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>>35024618
I don't have a son
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>>35024616
>Areolanon
Huh, not the kind of name I was expecting. Nice to meet you Areolanon, hope you have a good day
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>>35024621
wow, kinda harsh, don't you think, just because he got molested.
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>>35024616
Looked better clothed 2bh
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I'm tall and handsome and women like me btw.
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>>35024619
I've had so many people misidentified as me it's insane. I doubt there's one spreadsheet anon, I think there's just a handful of us parasocial autists
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meow?
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>>35024626
I kneel
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We have a whiny male epidemic
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Why don't many obese fucks realize that they overeat? Or if they do, they cope?
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>>35024620
It does and you're in it
>>35024619
:)
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>>35024626
I was handsome
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>>35024623
What were you expecting?
>>35024625
This one knows who I am. Why you gotta do me like that though. You're right but, ouch.
>>35024623
Please do not call me that. I shouldn't have mentioned it now I'm going to have to disappear for a few months if people start using it.
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>>35024616
I'm ashamed by the realization that I've probably masturbated to you
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>>35024624
But I really don't
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>>35024633
I've seen many Americans who say that they are fat because food in America tastes great, unlike elsewhere.
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>>35024633
leave them alone! they’re fine the way they are
>>35024634
am i marked down as the coolest femanon ever? :0
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>>35024638
Don't get too nervous I was mostly posting in /hgt/ not /sma/ and when I said literally a decade ago I meant it.
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I was very handsome and very durable. Mama please help me. I need mom. They're chocking me. Help.
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>>35024637
I just found some pics now, I know that most dudes have no standards but I continue to be baffled
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>>35024637
>Please do not call me that.
Aye aye captain
>What were you expecting?
Idk something less physical/sexual? But then again what was I thinking when the most frequently name dropped person is jizz hater. Like birdanon as a name isn't bad, sounds benign although idk if she picked that for herself or others named her that
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>>35024644
durable? chocking you?
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>>35024649
>Like birdanon as a name isn't bad, sounds benign although idk if she picked that for herself or others named her that
We named her that because we want to stuff her
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>>35024634
Hello! Your antics both concern and amuse me spreadsheet anon. Don't change.
>>35024645
Fr? I've never gone looking I don't want to know what still exists lmao. I TOLD you guys I look better in clothes but sometimes a horny moid has to make his own mistakes I guess. The no standards thing was not lost on me, it's part of why I stopped posting. If they'll compliment anything the compliments mean nothing. But also like, shitty people don't get nudes.
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>>35024648
shes canonically fat? how dou know
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>>35024649
When other people name you it's just calling you a fact they know about you all the other ones are physical too.
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dont jelq guys, it doesnt work
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>>35024648
>fat chick
I don't think you're looking at the right pics anon? I got up to 155 once but I've never been fat.
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I gotta go do the dishes
need a femanon to do my dishes

or make me nachos
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>>35024657
Height?
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The terrible things happened in Smithfield, not Newport News
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>>35024589
i am literally god.

do lsd, shrooms, dmt. just try them.

if im not god well uh....shine my shoes and call me a wigga.
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>>35024659
5'6-5'7
Gonna calculate my bmi?
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I did a lip filler recently
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in my mind atoga anons are on average chubby n a lil nerdy and atoga femanons minus me are slim w c cups
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>>35024664
How did that go? Was it painful? What made you want to go for it? Was it expensive? How do you feel about the results
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>>35024664
Have you kissed with them yet?
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>>35024666
In my mind atoga femanons all have 32 B's
>>35024664
The bimbofication begins....
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>when she makes instant hot cocoa with water
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>>35024671
>>35024666
In my mind atoga femanons are introverted white women with very large breasts that are sometimes uncomfortable, or otherwise a nuisance.
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>>35024675
an abomination but it saves on a lot of calories
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>>35024668
Not painful at all and I just wanted to look prettier/hotter. It was $500
>>35024670
Not yet. Looking forward to it
>>35024671
>The bimbofication begins....
it's only 0.5 mL
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moids im tired but i can’t sleep, save me from this toruturre
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>>35024664
unironically ruined.
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>>35024652
>Your antics both concern and amuse me spreadsheet anon. Don't change.
Thanks I usually try to keep a low profile
>Fr?
Only a cursory search but yeah, found one of your other names too concerning vegetables, lotta markers you got. Correct me if I'm wrong but were you still a virgin at 28?
I don't really go on soc but it looks like a total shit hole in concept, a dozen nobody girls competing for the attention of some guys on 4chan by spreading their assholes to them. Really girl?
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>>35024679
Are they less soft?
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Well, we didn’t have sex. If she wanted sex she would’ve come closer to me when we were sitting on the couch right?
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>>35024684
Wasn't the original spreadsheet anon a woman?
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>>35024250
People on drugs irl are not smooth at all, you can't reason with them, they overestimate themselves.
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>>35024679
>it's only 0.5 mL
it begins...
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>>35024653
>>35024657
Looked normal weight to me, maybe a little bony and sinewy in some places even
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>>35024685
No, not really
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>>35024691
Whats so bad about her then?
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>>35024688
So I've heard
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Why are they choking me?
Do they want to kill me?
Mama help. Make them stop. Love me. Kiss me nurture me. Treat ke like a mama, not a lover.
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performative male overload.
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moids would u explore the paris catacomes with femanon?
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>>35024684
>Correct me if I'm wrong but were you still a virgin at 28?
Lmfao no
>vegetables
Oh yeah that was the other name.
Yeah for a while I thought maybe I was into exhibition but I think I was just bored. Could have been any audience but I was already here so.
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>>35024699
In a heartbeat
But I'd be thinking about As Above So Below while we explore
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>>35024697
I thought we were being curmudgeony?
>>35024699
No, the ghosts are probably out for 4channer blood after an anon stuck his dick through a skulls eye socket
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>>35024656
*touches >his jelquing injury*
I'm sorry I wasn't there to protect you.
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I fucked up big time. I drunkenly told my coworker, which also happens to be my boss, that I had feelings for her and have had for a while. She knows my girlfriend. I didn’t even want anything to happen since I love my girlfriend and don’t plan on leaving her I genuinely don’t know why the fuck I did it. I called her the next day to apologize and she seemed to take it well but at work she’s all avoidant and cold whereas she never was like that before. I gotta find a new job, right? How do I get rid of the shame and guilt that surrounds me now?
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>>35024693
Ugly pussy, bad tits
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>>35024701
I distinctly remember something happening at 29 maybe that was your hoe phase
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>>35024702
They didn't even do that song for it
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>>35024705
Don't bother, you will do something stupid again
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>>35024620
Only im in it
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>>35024708
>at 29
I had already stopped posting pics by that point?
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>>35024701
Why would you even potentially be into a 30+ virgin?
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>>35024695
wtf are you talking about?
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ill blow up the entire damn world in return for all my suffering. im not joking if im god i will reset the whole fucking thing.
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>>35024711
So what? Act like nothing happened?
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>>35024715
What?
Are you referring to the "audience"? Could've been bots for all I cared. You don't post nudes because you're "into" whoever's looking at them.
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>>35024717
BPD and psychedelics can be a ride
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>>35024714
I don't mean the pics, I mean I remember you mentioning something at that age
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I don't want to do it with these people. Mom, help, make them stop.
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>>35024720
I meant Exhib
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Kek'd
>>>/co/155987889
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>>35024723
oh..... I see. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry little one.
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I missed you atoga
except BV, fuck you bitch
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>>35024727
why can’t she have more than one apple a day
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>>35024722
I have no idea what it is then and think you're misremembering. Hoe phase was before I moved out my apartment in 2018 and I was 29 during covid.
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>>35024684
When is the next big ovulation wave?
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>>35024724
Why the fuck did you do that now he's going to show up
Oh it was a joke, gotcha
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>>35024731
At least dodge the question in a clever way.
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does saying name/tripf*g's name 3 times spawn them in
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>>35024729
Oh major brain fart, I flubbed the math on that. Thought you were older than you were. Hope they don't look any worse now at least
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>>35024729
Are you the femanon who got dumped but still let the guy plap?
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>>35024664
great. i love nice full lip filler lips like this. you're probably 2x hotter now
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>>35024733
He has it set up to notify him when his name is said
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>>35024732
Ition not anon
The kink not the namefag. Can you read?
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>>35024737
thats not a thing
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>>35024736
Blowjobs from lips like those feel incredible.
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>>35024736
>>35024664
enjoy it while it lasts
before the filler migrates and bloats your face permanently
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>>35024739
Newfag
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>>35024734
Meh, they do.
>>35024735
Let is a stretch. I begged.
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>>35024742
ive been here since like may
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>>35024738
I just saar'd myself
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I've recently seen a 24 year old woman who looked 36 and behaved like 48, I don't know why I care about such encounters, but they make me feel sad.
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>>35024744
So they're right
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this is my worst nightmare. being alive is hell
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>>35024743
>Let is a stretch. I begged
Oof, I wish I was Chad..
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>>35024664
Gross
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>>35024743
Huge dick or what?
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>>35024747
how long do u have to be here to not be considered new then
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>>35024748
how so?
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>>35024752
Pre covid
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>>35024752
Until you stop acting like it
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>>35024741
i am a guy and i think if they look incredible if they don't overdo it.
like look at those lips bro >>35024736 if your dick is not tingling just by looking at lips like this you're gay idc
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>>35024754
that was ages ago
>>35024755
whats that mean
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>>35024727
Is it your time of the day? Stop being testerical.
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Mama hates me. Mama wants me to hurt
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>>35024756
Im not saying they dont look good
I'm saying lip fillers long term are horrible because it will ruin your face
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>>35024755
I rarely see the correct answer to that question posted
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>>35024751
I actually liked him. A 6-6.5 inch dick isn't that hard to come by that's not a deciding factor.
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>>35024760
i did read about lip filler moving around your face with time. the way i look at it is if there are no health hazards, it's a good tradeoff. would rather be hot in the prime of life than ugly/mid and we all get ugly eventually anyway
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>>35024679
Are you satisfied with the outcome
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all my life i thought i was a proper 6ft tall man. today i measured myself with a measuring tape and turns out i'm like 5'11 or 5'11.5. I cannot believe how cruel god was to me. seriously i missed the tall cutoff by 1 inch? this is so frustrating man
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>>35024768
u gotta stretch ur spine
like hang off a bar by ur arms
idk
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>>35024764
it doesnt just move around
lip filler and fillers in general are hygroscopic, so they migrate around and start taking on water, so it bloats
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Guys with foreskin, do you pull it back to piss?
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>>35024771
that's not going to make me taller. i'll always be a 5' something manlet in the eyes of women. missing 6ft by 1 inch is really frustrating, only 5'11 guys here can understand what i am talking about
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>>35024768
You can always go the femboy route, then you got lucky because 6ft is too tall.
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>>35024775
ppl like u should be forced to be mute for a years time until u earn the right to be not be dumb again
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>>35024753
there is always some kind of crisis happening if not to me then to someone around me. aren’t everyone tired of always being stressed out?
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>>35024774
No, why would I?
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>>35024777
i'm too straight for that shit
>>35024779
5'7 energy
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>>35024547
>No I hate her for pure reasons.
JH...
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>>35024784
Does piss get trapped under it?
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>>35024774
thanks for reminding me my dick was jew'd off at birth, you fucking bitch
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>>35024768
King of manlets status confirmed.
Your coronation will commence momentarily
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>>35024788
Maybe, who cares?
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>>35024774
Yeah
>>35024784
So that piss doesn't get stuck under there and marinate all day
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is it Hagasami or Korrahagi?
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>>35024786
Now you're just doing it to piss me off
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>>35024794
>So that piss doesn't get stuck under there and marinate all day
Well people weren't bothering about that back in the old days so it can't matter that much.
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>>35024792
wish i was >= 6ft bro. People thinking 5'11 is above average are retarded. every single teenager and early 20s guy now is like 6ft on average. 5'11 is below average for a guy now
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>>35024798
Yeah nigga people didn't bother with a lot of shit back then and that's why they all died of dysentery, no reason to live like a disgusting cave man. Unless your dick ain't getting sucked ig
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What are signs a man is low fertility?
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>>35024642
Wtf, you were the cucumber chick? That doesn't feel like 10 years ago, I was so full of life back then. Maybe jerking off to you is where it all went wrong.
Also why are you playing the violin over your looks? I was expecting Sam Bankman-Fried's wife.
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>>35024797
I did it for the spreadsheet anon(s)
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>>35021781
Go fuck yourself if you think Huckleberry Finn is trash.
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>>35024795
>is it Hagasami or Korrahagi?
It's based, that's what it is.
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>>35024774
No

>>35024794
>>35024788
I dab my dick dry with toilet paper and if I feel like there's piss under it I'll quickly unroll it to expel it
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>>35024803
>Maybe jerking off to you is where it all went wrong.
It's entirely possible
>Sam Bankman-Fried's wife
Had to look her up. Her face is unfortunate but we're talking about body here. I think I'm overall pretty mid but my body is deceiving in clothes it's just a fact. I'm sure everyone who has ever been excited for me to take my bra off has been a little disappointed but they're always polite about it.
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>>35024728
>why can’t she have more than one apple a day
Malfoid is like a Gremlin. You can't feed her more than one apple.
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>>35024814
I was pretty impressed when I saw them. Seems like you're being too harsh on yourself
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If you can get an attractive woman you're a chad I don't care if you're below 6ft or whatever.
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>>35024820
Thanks?
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>>35024821
Anytime
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>>35024820
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>>35024819
I don't think I'm being harsh calling myself a 6 when you combine it with the face but people are allowed to have preferences I'm not going to tell you your opinion is wrong.
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>>35024820
not even remotely true. so many ugly short guys pull hotties. Chad is just a small percentage of men who are tall, good looking and charismatic
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>>35024830
> so many ugly short guys pull hotties
That's not even true but whatever
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Every woman has a price
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>>35024832
there are waaay more hot women than hot guys so obviously most beautiful women will be with not so hot guys
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>>35024835
That's assuming chadness is purely looks
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The mechanic is pretty much a beauty and a beast, not a monster, but a beast. And the beast can be good looking but doesn't have to be
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Seeing a pretty woman in pictures and in real life is so different.
I am not sure if I can properly explain what I mean, but they're all tiny irl, so it's like they are pretty, but very compact. Their tinyness influences the feeling you get from them.
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>>35024795
Maybe I'm odd but I like Korra better as a milf
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>>35024844
That makes sense, a pretty goblin is a common sight, that's why women wear high heels
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>>35024844
I think you guys perceive us as small even if we aren't small. One guy I dated liked to call me small. Like sure your biceps are bigger than mine but I'm half an inch taller than you and my thighs are bigger. I would be really easy to beat in a fight though so maybe that's what it's about. Small as in considerably weaker rather than mass wise.
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>>35024844
they're not tiny if you're also tiny, but frame wise yea absolutely.
>t. short man
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>>35024848
>goblin
Bit of a harsh word, since I don't mind women being cute small things.
It's a different form of pretty though and not the type I imagine when I see a picture online and then it turns out she is like 155cm.
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>>35024854
I'm just calling it what it is
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>>35024851
>I think you guys perceive us as small even if we aren't small
You have to be at least 180cm for me to not think of you as clearly smaller than me.
I don't care about muscles.
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A bunch of women are about to run at me at once that I've never been interested in dating, all because I'm out of their league and it hurt their feelings. How do I protect the one woman I love since they always try to harm her? I've done the pick her always thing and it makes them more violent and demanding towards us. My woman is keeping our firearms loaded because she doesn't trust anyone except for me.
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>>35024856
I'm not quite 170 cm but a guy slightly shorter than me will still call me small. I'm just theorizing not telling you how to feel dw about it.
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>>35024857
Nice fantasies bro, share more
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>>35024859
Go cry nahkba into your diary more little girl, there's only 2 genders.
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>>35024844
I'm 6'1, most people are tiny to me.
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Women,

I think it's time to address the fact that pornography addiction isn't just a male problem
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>>35024858
It very well could have been that case with him.
Some people will do anything to not feel small. lol

>>35024861
Yes, I'm a bit taller, but I just realized the discrepancy between pictures online and irl. Like, whenever I imagine that person I see online in reality, they are the same height as me or some undefined "normal height".
But the reality is, everything about them is just smaller.
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>>35024862
>Utah
The true evil is Mormonism. Could've just done it at home if she wasn't trying to be sneaky.
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>>35024864
>Chao
>caused deadly three-car crash

I think there's a bigger elephant in the room
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>>35024860
>A bunch of women fight over this angry little man
yeah right
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>>35024862
I wonder what she was doing it to.
And if she was using any toys.
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>>35024862
>>35024868
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>>35024862
This sounds exactly like something our resident gooner would do.
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>>35024870
I didn't wan tto say it, but yeah. lmao
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For the next The Sims game, in addition to getting Katy Perry to sing, I want them to get Alex Jones to do his usual shtick in simlish.
I want my sim to me authentically schizophrenic.
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Do you think most people say what they really mean on the internet and just don't say those things irl because they are afraid of confrontation or do you think most people get in bitter moods then lash out and vent online? I will say I hate women online, but whenever I am talking to a woman in real life I largely don't ever really think like that. Like if I see the librarian lady I don't think "that's a hypergamous foid" I just see her as a nice librarian lady and act polite to her back. But was I being fake in that moment? Or am I being fake online? Because logically it can't be both.
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>>35024876
For a redditor it could be the other way, it depends on the person.
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>>35024870
Who?
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>>35024876
>But was I being fake in that moment? Or am I being fake online?
You just sound like the typical mentally ill incel.
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Whenever I see somebody online talking abiut having PTSD, I assume it's woman and I am usually right.
It seems most men who have it are too stupid to realize or name it that.

>>35024886
Lurk more.
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>>35024894
That's weird name for a femanon...
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>>35024889
See but that's the thing. On an anonymous imageboard it's easy to be like "he's a mentally ill incel" from a one paragraph post and put someone in a box to dismiss what they are saying but if we talked to each other irl we'd probably just talk about something else more contextual.
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>>35024901
>if we talked to each other irl
I would have still cringed at your "hypergamous foid" and didn't want to continue spending time with you.
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>>35024894
I have TSD, but people told me to fuck off with my feelings
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>>35024876
The you that you are when no one is watching is the real you. Not doing that when you're with people IRL is just called social skills.
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>>35024814
>It's entirely possible
Chaos theory.
>think I'm overall pretty mid but my body is deceiving in clothes it's just a fact. I'm sure everyone who has ever been excited for me to take my bra off has been a little disappointed but they're always polite about it.
Eh, I think you're pretty hot. Big boobs usually don't defy gravity, and if they do it's not for very long. Besides, you need give your bubble butt some credit.
>>
Women,

I sincerely hope you get fucked and ravaged harder than PHP this weekend.
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>>35024910
I need to give my butt more food and exercise so it looks like that again. Those pictures are a minimum of 8 years old.
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>>35024905
>I don't think "that's a hypergamous foid" I just see her as a nice librarian lady and act polite to her back
There is a non zero chance that we've already interacted before.
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>>35024911
I won't but I think I appreciate the sentiment?
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>>35024918
NTA. You could self ravage.
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If things go well next year I'll only have PTSD to worry about, it will be great.
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>>35024920
Meh
Not worth the effort
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>>35024862
>Chao
Don't think it was the porn
>>
why are foids so interested in a "i-can-fixthem" guys when they consistently show they have zero skill in actually fixing those guys? it actually hurts to witness; it's like watching a girl pick out a puppy that she swears she'll love and take care of only to shut it in the bathroom all the time because she doesn't want to deal with it
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>>35024929
It feels more like trying to bond with a cat that hates you
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>>35024913
Do it! And wear something Shane Gillis wouldn't approve of.
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I always thought that having pets was cruel and pointless, but everyone insists you should have a pet
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>>35024932
You're my pet, nigga
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>>35024932
Less cruel than letting them die at the shelter
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>>35024929
Same as with me and how I thought a schizo woman was good enough for me.
Low self esteem, at least in the relationship area.
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So what do you call it when someone has abysmally low self esteem but refuses to drop their standards to the level of >>35024937 and generally doesn't do things to compromise their dignity? Is that just narcissism?
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>>35024937
If you finally get that confidence and find someone else then I'll take care of her dw
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>>35024929
>why are foids so interested in a "i-can-fixthem" guys when they consistently show they have zero skill in actually fixing those guys?
Because they're just using us for their own vanity and to prove some sad and empty point to themselves. We remind them of their useless belligerent fathers and they try to get the love she never got using people like us as the medium. I fixed my own shit in the end, stopped being a druggie alcoholic with anger issues. No woman can fix a man like that, the man has to want it. The same is true for broken women, they need to want it + require a man to caretake them. For men they need to want it + chase the glory of doing it themselves otherwise they'll never feel like the truly beat the problem
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Men and/or women of /atoga/, do you agree with the sentiment that ugly peoples’ lives are worth less?
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>>35024943
M
Yes
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>>35024943
M. Yes, at least in my case it's true.
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How long do I have to hide from the world before people from my past forget I exist?
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>>35023630
I got really drunk and wrote a drunk post about losing the one foid that seemed to like me but in hindsight it's my fault for getting attached to random HOES that I've known for a week
Going out with fat backup foid tonight
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>>35024950
Around 7 years
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>>35024943
M
No but I'm not ugly. Hollywood Disney shit lied to us when they said beautiful people were evil + ugly people were secret saints. In reality I always notice ugly people tend to have very ugly mindsets. 90% of the lookism and hatred against uglies are by people who identify as ugly themselves.
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>>35024932
I have a dog and I love my dog. She's making goofy sleep noises right now. She has the run of the house and chooses to sleep as close as possible to me. She wakes up every morning with excitement and even when we do the same things every day she's stepping up with a diva's attitude and creatively communicates that to me. I pull a burr from her coat and she'll show me I've got a bunch stuck to my shoe. Some days I'll tell her I'm too tired and she'll follow me to bed and put her big head on my chest and sigh after I sigh. Other days I'll say I'm too tired and she'll gently pull my arm down the hallway until I'm going. One time she got really really sick and was really struggling and I picked her 80 lbs up and put her in my lap and just talked until the poor thing fell asleep, and she still gets her best snoozes when I'm just taking.
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>>35024943
M
No.
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>>35024930
>It feels more like trying to bond with a cat that hates you
Fair enough
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>>35024958
>I picked her 80 lbs up
Reminds me of last year my ~80lbs dog fell ill because of a bad infection in the same period I injured my arms and wrists, I picked her up and loaded her in my car various times for her visits. Pets can give you strength
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I am far too worthless and undesirable to be this prideful
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>>35024963
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>>35024943
nope. some of the best people i've met were ugly
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>>35024908
>The you that you are when no one is watching is the real you.
Sounds like bullshit.
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>>35024968
Me and femanon (I'm the shibe)
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>>35024963
I hate this image so much because it reminds me how far the globohomo psy-op has come to reverse the roles of men and women. Men are dogs and women are cats
>>
Gender
what is your opinion on bigfoot
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>>35024973
You know what they say about big feet
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>>35024963
The idea that women, poodles, or female poodles get along with each other is retarded
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I hate all other men. Stop fucking competing with me you dip shit.
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>>35024973
F. The least fucksble cryptid for sure.
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>>35024976
Iron sharpens iron retard. It's not my fault that you're brittle as fuck
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>>35023916
Which release is that? Google tells me it's the Legend of Zelda Collectors Edition for GameCube. Is that correct?
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>>35024978
That's not how it works, there can only be one winner.
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>>35024977
shave him and put a hockey mask on him and its your dream man
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>>35024982
It's a monkey that walks on two legs. Pass.
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>>35024984
Well so are you
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>>35024066
I did not know a duck like this existed. The most exotic duck I've ever seen is a mandarin duck that visited my pond a couple of days last year. Thank you for showing me a picture of a Long-tailed Duck.
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>>35024985
Whoa, such an original joke.
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I wanna be a millionaire SO FREAKING BAAD
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>>35024976
Why can't you just be a decent person, and everything would be fine?
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>>35024991
why do u wanna be a millionaire
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>>35024991
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>>35024222
>this is how I wish to dress
You definitely should. You can make the shirt and pants yourself. The boots will probably be expensive to source.
I've been wanting to make a shirt like that myself ever since watching Bernadette Banner's video on making one.
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>>35024994
I want to donate a lot of money to charity and build orphanages and homes for children who are in need. I also want to improve the local climate with farms and such,maybe build schools
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fat fetish anon is gone. the bullies have chased her away. rip
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>>35024984
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Took a nap and had a dream
All my worries melted away and the only thing I was thinking about was setting up a gaming pc so I could play coop games with a latina
Then I started playing baseball and I was worried again
and then I walked pass these two boomer players
I asked them what is the secret to winning
They said, you just put a player on to the next base
Then I asked what about after that
They said, you just put a player on to the next base
and then I woke up.
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>>35024977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optical_phenomenon)
How is this more fuckable than bigfoot
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>>35024999
I don't like guys who are too hairy.
>>35025001
I mean, I still don't understand what they are supposed to be. If they're just rods then they're pretty fuckable, technically speaking.
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Alright, time to stop browsing reddit for a bit
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>>35024746
How does a 48 year old woman behave?
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>>35025004
sounds about right, given most of the cutters in this thread are 'men'
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Why does my friend keep telling me to get off my ass and fix myself and that he's tired of saying it, I never asked him to do that, I just want to hang out and have fun for a bit and then die.
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>>35025004
He's right though, cutting is effeminate
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>>35024774
No, but I pull it back to wipe properly afterwards with tp.
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>>35025002
I told you to shave him
also fucking rude
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>>35025002
>I still don't understand what they are supposed to be
Since no cryptid exists they are what you want them to be. I like to think they're long insects made of many segments that move incredibly fast. That would make them probably too fragile to be inserted in a hole
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feel bad for femanons. they need a nice body, a pretty face, makeup, botox, good fashion just to survive in today's dating world
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>>35025012
I already do, thank fuck I was born a man.
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>>35024970
>t. Cluster B
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>>35025007
Because he cares about you retard. When you get close to someone and that person starts to care they start to feel second hand misery from your misery, they don't enjoy watching the person they care about swimming in their own self inflicted bullshit. It's the same feeling you get watching a dog limp or something shit. You owe it to the people who care about you to sort your shit out.
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>>35025013
i think right now there are more attractive women alive than anytime in history. so many stacies holy fuck. it must be brutal being a mid or ugly girl. idc what guys say, men are never really judged for their looks alone, at least after highschool that's not the case
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>>35025015
>It's the same feeling you get watching a dog limp or something shit. You owe it to the people who care about you to sort your shit out.
Did you mean for this to make you sound like a total asshole?
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>>35025010
You can't shave a bigfoot, he wouldn't let you. Also I'm not sorry.
>>35025011
Talking about fantastical bugs could be fun, if the topic wasn't about their fuckability.
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>>35025014
>t. Cluster B
That's what I thought the post was written by an armchair psychfag spouting buzzwords. Who we are when we are alone is not the true self any more than who we are when with others is the true self. The self is not a static thing. It can be argued that who we are when with others can be truer because it requires socialisation to bring out aspects of our personality that would otherwise remain dormant in isolation.
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>>35025018
what aboutt he whole ''I can change him'' bullshit you foids always yearn for.
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>>35024977
>>35025001
Most fuckable one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4_LfzmnWbk
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>>35025016
Don't worry about it femanon, proper mental aren't retarded enough to fall for Botox makeup Stacy cunts. We might fuck them but we're not putting the diamond ring on them. That belongs to the woman of gold character who we search for. If you really want to win a man over I promise you if you cook that dude a home cooked meal his heart is gonna start going pitter patter way more than if you had sucked his dick.

>>35025017
I don't care if you think it sounds like that, it's still true. It's a fucking bummer to be around the selfishly consumed puddles of misery who refuse to help themselves.
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>>35025019
NTA
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>>35025020
I like big scary men who are unchangeable forces of nature. The pursuit of that change and it being fruitless in the end is a pretty hot plot for some fanfics, though.
>>35025021
>men can want to fuck a wolf lady
>but when a woman wants to fuck a wolf man, she gets bombarded with "you just know" memes.
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>>35025022
>We might fuck them
lmfao. there is 0 chance a 4chan guy will be banging a stacy
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>>35025025
That's Chad you're talking to
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>>35025015
My problems aren't his problems though, I don't even bring them up except to make a joke or something, I'm not even doing anything he's just bringing it on himself. The best thing he can do is just ignore it and chill and we can both feel happy for a moment, why don't more people realize that
Already lost another friend to this nonsense
>You owe it to the people who care about you to sort your shit out
You're saying it like it's my fuckin fault that he thinks how he thinks
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Being a zoomer guy who is not into anime feels so alienating. i dont know any other dude like me who doesn't watch anime
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>>35025025
Its not that hard, I've done it a few times one was a model, not the OF slut model she posed for fashion catalogs tho. She was insufferable to be around because her perfectionism was too high maintenance and it chased me away
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>>35025022
That's a man
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>>35025024
>men can want to fuck a wolf lady
>but when a woman wants to fuck a wolf man, she gets bombarded with "you just know" memes.
I'm more shocked that you finally figured out how embed works.
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>>35025022
>Don't worry about it femanon, proper mental aren't retarded
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>>35025031
I copy-pasted it into an incognito tab. I disabled embedded links a million years ago because I don't want viruses.
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>>35025027
>You're saying it like it's my fuckin fault that he thinks how he thinks
Not it's not your fault that he thinks what he thinks. But don't act oblivious and late and surprised that people outside of your own head also have eyes and a brain and can see self inflicted misery in others. You need to understand how frustrating it is to care about someone and you CBA see the best qualities in them and you try to point them out and they slap that shit away. Or you're moving up in life and getting shit done and reaping success but your homie is just sitting there. And you want to share in the glory with your bud but he isn't motivated to join you. It sucks I don't know what else to tell you.
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is being camera shy and unable to pose a sign of autism?
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>>35024973
>Gender
>what is your opinion on bigfoot
Doesn't exist in a literal sense. Maybe in a Jacque Vallee sense.
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>>35025033
I don't think youtube embeds have viruses
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>>35025034
As if I haven't seen it myself, I watched a nigga Troon out and what did I do, did I beg him to change and go back and blah blah, nope, even if I didn't agree with it I let him live his life the way he wanted, you know how insanely difficult it is to get someone to change their whole life? More often than not they'll just get angry and push you away for questioning their choices, people don't change when you tell them to. But never the less I still played games with him, talked to him, did whatever I did before like it wasn't a problem, until he too vanished.
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>>35025037
Yeh obvs, but what if someone embeds something bad instead of a YouTube video? Think for once, anon.
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>>35025022
>I promise you if you cook that dude a home cooked meal his heart is gonna start going pitter patter way more than if you had sucked his dick.
i am a guy and i have to say this is 100% false. a guy NEEDS to get his dick hard, if he is not attracted to a girl, it's over. she can never win his heart no matter what she does
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>>35025039
Just don't click the link
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>>35023906
>If the toughest of the classic tough guys is willing to open up about his problems, why aren't other men willing to?
I am, just to a select few.
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>>35025042
Can I open up to you?
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>>35025039
4chan doesn't embed links to 99% of websites. A hyperlink being posted isn't the same thing as an embedded video.
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>>35025041
You're making me mad.
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>>35025038
That's the problem with people today the culture is so feminised and agreeable that no one has the balls to say what needs to be said. You were right not to beg the troon not to turn into a mutilated tranny, but you still should have told them directly to their face exactly what is going to happen to their life and what others are going to think and what opportunities they are going to murder for themselves. Real friends who care are the ones who slap sense into you because they don't want to see you drown. Fake niggas and snakes are the ones who act nice and agreeable because their social image is more valuable to them than your long term success.
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>>35025043
Sure.
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>>35025044
Is it or is it not generally safer to disable embedded links? I'm not very tech literate, but I know that it can't hurt to have fewer ways to be fucked over.
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>>35025040
This is why you're presumably single dude. Any girl can suck a dick, if you're desperate you can even pay the bitch pocket change to get your dick sucked. It's cheap and easy for a girl to do that. Try finding one who actually cultivates a sense of home and warm welcome and then get back to me
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>>35024972
>I hate this image so much because it reminds me how far the globohomo psy-op has come to reverse the roles of men and women. Men are dogs and women are cats
Both species are sexually dimorphic
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>>35024943
Nah
>>35024973
F
I want to believe.
I like cryptids. I don't think they're out there but wouldn't it be neat if they were?
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>>35025052
Cryptids are definitely out there. The collosal squid was one for a long time, for example.
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>>35024973
M
Wasn't there a really bad show in the 80s with John Lightgow in it?
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>>35025047
Again as if he doesn't already know that or deluded himself into thinking otherwise, people don't change because you tell them to dumbass. If they hosk a view and you go against it you do nothing to shake it they just hold it harder. I don't say it because it doesn't need to be said, it's unnecessary friction that just ruins a good thing. If I tell him hey man, maybe you shouldn't be doing this, all that will happen is he'll just stubbornly resist over and over until my trying to make him how I want gets to him and he cuts me off. This happens with everyone when you do this. It's not my life he can live it how he wants, I don't share his life I share hanging out and playing video games or whatever, why would I nuke that for no reason.
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>>35025053
I think we can all agree mothman isn't real at the very least. You get what I mean.
But thanks for trying to keep the world fun lol.
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https://x.com/cinemaclt/status/2112646712812548265
this crusty, old white guy fucked Ana de Armas at her absolute prime. how does this even happen
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>>35025057
Moni
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>>35025055
Because it's going to be nuked anyway once the tranny goes down the spiral and cuts their cock off and gets their ass split open by seedy strangers and he either catches AIDs and dies or at some point he wakes up from his autistic coded dysfunction and realises what he's done but he can't go back because his cock has been trashed in a surgical waste bin somewhere. At which point the tranny kills themselves or attempts to. Why would anyone be happy their friend is turning themselves into a eunuch? They already nuke that when they come out the mentally ill tranny closet the friendship feels like it's already dead because who you understood them to be dies the minute they become enthralled by their mental illness
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time for me to get my first relationship is running out. im getting older im 27 with no money no car and shit fuck. idk what i will do maybe i should just you know ....
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>>35025060
if you're a man you'll see a turnaround in your 30s. If you're a woman you're fucked
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>>35025059
Jesus Christ why are you hyperfixating on the tranny shit so much, none of that shit is relevant. Keep your personal crusade against trannies aside for now
>Why would anyone be happy their friend is turning themselves into a eunuch?
I didn't say I was happy with it I told you I disagreed with it, like I said I had two choices, run it into the ground now at my own hand or enjoy it while it lasts, the choice is pretty obvious
>who you understood them to be dies
Not really. He was mostly the same just took pills and grew his hair out, didn't even look all that different
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>>35025061
>if you're a man you'll see a turnaround in your 30s
Lmfao, tell that to all the wizards here
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>>35025061
im a man. i think women have it way easier. i didnt date in highschool or college because i focused on getting good grades
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>>35025062
I'm saying what you should have said to him retard. And you didn't disagree with it you kept your mouth shut because you didn't want to ruin a good thing. Your only concern was your own two choices, either leave the friendship or enjoy it while it lasts. I'm saying it would have been better to just tell him exactly what you think to his face
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>>35025065
I didn't think he was whatever shit you spewed though, you think that. I'm not about to start calling my friend disgusting and saying they'll get aids because they're doing something I wouldn't do, the fuck is wrong with you? You've lost the whole plot you just want to blab about trannies
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>>35025063
it doesnt get easier, it gets harder idk why guys think. lack of experience with women is the biggest problem. and also you get uglier each passing year. you cant really date a younger woman once you get older. i would probbaly have to settle for some fat ugly girl if i could get her
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>>35025066
Find me where I used the word disgusting. I am pointing out the obvious conclusion to tranny life. They castrate themselves and dismember their own bodies. Or did that part not occur to you? No shit you brought up the tranny example as an experience of having a friend who did stupid shit. I'm validating your unease because no true friend would want to be around someone who is fucking their own body up like that
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>>35025076
>>35025076
>>35025076
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>>35025075
Would not want* fuck Steve Jobs. Back to the point, use that example then of your tranny friend and why their life decisions made you feel second hand misery. Then connect the dots when your other friends are bummed out by your misery that's just how human relations work
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>>35025075
You retarded nigger, I'm not debating that it doesn't end well or what he should have done, I don't need your "validation" for how I feel about this one situation, and I did want to be around him until he move away because at the end of the day he was still my friend. The point is we were taking about a guy being on my back and then you saw the word "tranny" and then you started frothing at the mouth like a rabid shitbull and went off about castration or some shit because you hate trannies so damn much, literally 90% of your posts since I mentioned it are about how trannies cut their dicks off, give it a rest bro why do you think about that shit to such an extent
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>>35025081
I did not feel "second hand misery", again you're putting words in my mouth or rather feelings in my head, YOU feel that way. I didn't bother the guy about his life decisions, I just kept business as usual and that's how it went
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>>35025083
>As if I haven't seen it myself, I watched a nigga Troon out and what did I do, did I beg him to change and go back and blah blah, nope, even if I didn't agree with it I let him live his life the way he wanted, you know how insanely difficult it is to get someone to change their whole life?

That's what you wrote. The implication there being you know what it's like to have a friend who is a pool of misery and you cited your tranny buddy. Either it bothered you or it didn't. Chances are it probably did but you had to walk around those awkward eggshells so they don't meltdown or something but you are pretending you were totally chill even though you just cited them as an example of having a friend who is miserable to deal with lol
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>>35025096
I didn't say he was miserable to deal with, I said I didn't agree with his decision. It was only that one aspect of his life that I didn't like, but you're acting like that colored my entire perception of him and every interaction we had when it didn't. Doing the things we regularly did was still mostly the same. I didn't think
>I'm playing games with my TRANNY friend, he's a TRANNY who's MISERABLE, now IM MISERABLE
That's what YOUD think, I just thought
>I'm playing games with my friend and hanging fun
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>>35025102
Yeah that's your mindset and it's your mindset, I'm just saying friends who have a significant level of care will always feel bothered and pick out a problem if they feel that problem is fucking with their friend. That's just what happens when you care about someone you don't like to forget that they're down and out and so they'll voice that shit often. If you got a friend who doesn't bother to give you tough love or trusts you enough to be disagreeable around you idk if that's a friend
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>>35025108
A friend lets their friends be instead of trying to mold them to their own expectations, you're a friend not a dad
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>No, I don't take advice from my family let alone strangers, fuck off
Nigger, you're on /adv/ice board
I don't read your garbage to just say, well this nigger is retarded and move on
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>>35024997
Just like Epstein.
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