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    Dan high five edition

    >Banzuke:
    http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
    https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

    >Fight Schedule & Results:
    https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
    >Some sumo links and how to watch live:
    https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

    Dan's website:
    https://aonishiki.com

    Previous thread >>271390
    >>
    >>271908
    >the kind of guy to let someone die of a heart attack in the dohyo because all the medics are women.
    B A S E D
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    >>271922
    Seems like an oversight to have only female medics available when they can’t go on the dohyo but I respect letting someone die to maintain its sanctity.
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    >>271924
    Seems like an oversight to have Hokutoumi as JSA Chairman.
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    >>271924
    They were audience members. There were no medics on staff.
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    >>271889
    He was trying not to recreate this.
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    >>271909
    >This is probably the first time I saw Ura's knees.
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    Aonishiki has sunk so low...
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    >>271932
    When I met Danylo he was giving handjobs to punks under the Tokyo Skytree for ¥1500 a man.
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    >>271933
    >Who's the asshole who gave you ¥500?
    >All of them.
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    >>271908
    >Yarden was fucked by Hakkaku being a stuck up cunt.
    >Making an exception due to exceptional times would be fine
    Yarden was fucked by being a complete shitter with zero redeeming qualities.

    >oy vey you have to let in this 25 year old with zero experience in any martial art let alone sumo because we are the chosen people
    Fuck off schlomo, jew fears the samurai
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    >>271939
    >zero experience in any martial art
    He's already not going to make it, there's no reason to lie.
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    >>271939
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    >>271940
    >5 shekels has deposited in your account

    He allegedly was a judo/jiujitsu/wrestling champion in his youth, yet the only proof is a single picture of him wearing a gi when he was 4.
    >>
    Hmm...
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    >>271943
    The son of a frog is a frog.
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    >>271916
    >Hiradoumi
    Could've been worse to be honest.
    >>
    >>271945
    Same, I keep picking Oho so I'm shocked I'm not down in Juryo
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    >Ura's knees
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    >>271942
    >jiujitsu
    I believe Yarden said "Jew-jitsu", anon.
    >>
    >Wife cucks you with your own deshi and then runs away with him
    How can one survive such humiliation?
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zb0WShTEnrw
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    >>271957
    >heal on the dohyo bro
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUg-yR9Yduc
    >Temujin
    MONGOL MENACE NEVER ENDS
    >>
    >>271962
    >once in 100 years or so
    fuck, Teru's son Temujin won't be doing sumo then.
    >>
    >>271962
    >Mongol Go 15 Minutes Without Talking About Or Displaying Ghengis Khan Challenge (impossible!!!)
    >>
    >>271959
    Dohyos can only heal physical wounds, not emotional ones.
    >>
    >Dohyos can only heal physical wounds, not emotional ones.
    >>
    https://tegatastore.com/products/authentic-kesho-mawashi-former-megashira-matsumaeyama

    only €570 for a kesho mawashi
    >>
    >>271972
    Imagine how cool you'd look walking around the supermarket wearing only that.
    >>
    >>271962
    >Once in a lifetime talent
    Satobros they're making fun of us...again...
    >>
    >>271972
    >Ring-worn in 1965
    >That same year he came down with tuberculosis and dropped down to Sandanme.
    I think I'll pass.
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    >>271975
    Tuberculosis is a disease of filth, you're safe from it if you keep yourself and your clothes clean.
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    Man what a delinquent
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    >>271976
    Thanks Doc, I'll be sure to not give a shit right away on that one.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_k33jzSKvA
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    >>271985
    You don't care about how basic personal hygiene can prevent disease? Then you're a fucking idiot.
    >>
    >>271990
    you sound vax'd
    >>
    I tested positive for covid back in 2020, took a quick nap on the dohyo and woke up fine.
    >>
    >>271972
    I didn't know those things were that long when not worn. Is there a good video out there of the making of one?
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    >>272001
    me: henka'd lockdown, nodowa'd hakkaku, never been sick a day in my life
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    >>271962
    >15
    I mean everything comes down to long term health but this guy is crazy looking for his age
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    >>272004
    >I didn't know those things were that long
    Basically the same as a regular mawashi, but with a fancy front. I know I've seen a video recently that showed a bit of the "making of," but I can't find it. Here's a Futagoyama video that shows the boys preparing/fitting one of Nabatame's kesho-mawashi.
    https://youtu.be/utQOnGzFt10?si=VTMaI7JdiEsEO7fL&t=2248
    >>
    >>272011
    >>272004
    Derp. Found it.
    https://youtu.be/EQSEW1NFRwo?si=D1TG1astCT027NBw&t=646
    >>
    >>272001
    There is not now nor was there ever a "test for Covid". The tests were for spike protein believed to be linked to Sars-CoV-2, a virus believed to cause Covid, an "illness" that's completely identical in every way to common seasonal illnesses that are just a normal part of life.
    >>
    >>272013
    if there were no tests then explain how I got free cookies for taking it
    >>
    >>272012
    this vid is a must for anyone starting to watch sumo.

    >>272014
    you paid for those cookies anyway with your taxes and whatnot.
    >>
    >>272001
    >touching the dohyo with something other than the soles of your feet
    You fool, you've been possessed by evil spirits.
    >>
    >>272004
    https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/sumopedia/9/
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    >>272022
    >He doesn't sleep standing up.
    NGMI
    >>
    These guys are so taped up. I expect to see full mummies wrestling in 3 to 5 years.
    >>
    >>272046
    Atamifuji has gotten rid of his shoulder tapes.
    >>
    Subtle videogame tattoo thread
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    >>272046
    Soon
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    >>272049
    HELLOOO REDDIT
    >>
    >>272049
    lmao people are so dumb
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    >>272050
    Three full basho as an active Yokozuna should've been his punishment for smacking Ochiai.
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    >Roga married an OL
    Fucking based.
    >>
    >>272056
    >Russian Koga married Ichyamamoto
    >>
    Wonder which filter he hit.
    >>
    >>272061
    You tell me.
    >>
    >>272063
    /russian koga/i;

    Crazy how I can be so specific but still filter your obnoxious ass consistently.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pYsvRE2EA

    sugoi...
    >>
    Are you excited for the future of sumo?
    >>
    >>272089
    Yes, why?
    >>
    >>272090
    Good!
    >>
    >>272091
    Thanks!
    >>
    >>272091
    Cute pic!
    >>
    >>272089
    >recruiting pacey ngubus
    >for wrestling
    Hakuko truly is at the forefront of the sumo meta
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    >>272049
    Imagine getting some fat disappointment like shodai tattooed on you
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    would you eat Dan's onigiri
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    >>
    >>272089
    >>272091
    there's no way NSK will let him join sumo.. it's the same tier as yarden.
    >>
    No one said he was trying to join.
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    >>272108
    This is why going full harite mode is bad, you just open your armpits and are not pushing your opponent
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    >>272089
    Literal evil spirit
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    >>272113
    He's in japan, being promoted by hak... you think he's on vacation or what
    >>
    >>272116
    Kinda, yeah. Invited to the 2026 "Sumo Culture Promotion Program." One of many.
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    >>272117
    >Aoiyama successors
    >>
    >>272117
    >That fat Ukrainian
    Holy shit imagine how many drones it would take to bring him down.
    >>
    >>272117
    That is the most georgian hairline ever
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    Nine Eleven indeed
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    >Slopshoryu
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    >>272122
    It's migrating to his chest for winter.
    >>
    What would you rather have

    >Hoshoryu zensho
    >Moriurara zensho
    >>
    >>272123
    is he muscle training his cock?
    >>
    I need a good image of a Teru disappointed glare to use as my phone's background to inspire me throughout the day.
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    >>272123
    The caveman sagari
    >>
    Anyone know whats up with him?
    >>
    >>272136
    I heard he caught ligma.
    >>
    >>272136
    Right collarbone injury.
    >>
    >>272134
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    >>272134
    >>272143
    The footage of Atamifuji walking by him last basho was straight up kino, right out of a movie
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    >>272134

    >>272137
    Who the fuck is Chairman Hakkaku?
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    >>272134
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    >>272134
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    >>272144
    Post the video
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    >>272144
    >>272166
    >>
    >>272177
    >>272143
    That hairstyle and the getup he usually wears along with the scowl makes him look like a corrupt cop in an old Segal movie.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSKozoEwxk
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    >>272177
    Bowing at someone who isn't even looking at you is the most Japanese thing I can think of.
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    >>272148
    FYI I chose this Teru image as my phone background. I feel so inspired.
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    >>272185
    >Even the best Rikishi fall
    >Get up and go again little bro
    Thanks Teru-sama
    >>
    >>272182
    I mean, he's getting bows from deshi even when he's taking a dump probably.
    >>
    >>272178
    >>
    >>272182
    Just keep bowing....
    >>
    >>272179
    buy an ad
    >>
    >>272193
    He looks korean here
    >>
    >>272193
    >>
    >>272182
    In the US military you salute someone who isn't looking at you if they rate it, no different really
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    HorseSHITryu joined the jungyo, possibly his last one ever
    >>
    when is queenbee going to fold and start doing stripper sumo streams on kick or fansly, that'll get me on board
    >>
    Good to hear how Takakeisho is going to be more attentive to what kind of food his wrestlers bulk up with when his father forced him to eat McDonalds
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    >>272211
    googling QueenBee Sumo has been a mistake
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    >>272222
    >fell with his forearm on his neck with the full bodyweight behind
    That seems unpleasant
    >>
    >>272222
    Hoshoryu's gonna fight like this when he comes back from his injury.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjhuKDtqug
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    >>272211
    https://www.twitch.tv/queenbee/clip/TenderFineDonutSpicyBoy-ERKMRJtZJqcVPE-Z?range=30d

    TUMMY EROTIC UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >>
    >Ask /sumo/ a disappointed Teru to use as my phone background
    >Next day
    >New Futagoyama sloppa asks the guys about their phone backgrounds

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvShLIn0lhA
    >>
    >>272236
    The JSA looks to this thread for their view of the "international audience". That's why they refuse any convenient broadcasts outside Japan. VPN+Abema is sufficient.
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    >>272234
    >https://www.twitch.tv/queenbee/clip/TenderFineDonutSpicyBoy-ERKMRJtZJqcVPE-Z?range=30d
    What the fuck does this have to do with sumo wrestling?
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    >>272238
    Punished Midi-sama...
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    >>272239
    >>
    >>272234
    Honestly I didn't mind her stream when I tried it. Kinda chill.
    Until she played one of her songs. HOLY FUCK. They were bad bad. Like worse than AI slop level
    >>
    Reminder that a year ago the record number of 12-3Ys in a row was three. Right now we're sat at six.
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    >>272232
    >Chris
    >>
    >>272234
    >>272211
    Speaking of streamers, have any of the ones that got bopped during the last basho mention if it will be back to business as usual come November.
    >>
    >>272252
    Most of them probably, they generally wait for the strikes on their channel to wear off and then are back to normal, in the meantime they stream on alt channels. This mass reporting and banning situation happens regularly for reasons we fully understand.
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    >>272252
    sunday morning sumo show said they were gonna lie low on kick for a few more
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    >>272234
    So why intermixed with copyrighted sumo content? Why not just dance with nothing in between so you don't get banned? Or mix it with youtube vids that you claim you are doing as transformative content? I don't get how she landed on sumo
    >>
    >>272261
    She genuinely loves sumo but also has fujo tendencies and lusts over the more handsome manlets in particular
    >>
    >>272261
    >transformative content
    None of the sumo streamers actually understand what qualifies as transformative content. Doing shitty commentary over copyrighted material you don't own interspersed with other copyrighted material that you don't own ain't transformative.
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    >>272266
    Yeah that's why I used the word "claim" genuis
    >>
    >>272266
    Would having your own ununionized bootleg stunto count as transformative?
    >>
    >>272266
    I think the whole transformitive content thing is sorta vague. Ive seen streamers get by while doing less then somebody like Midnight. Ive never seen a Bee stream so i dont know what she does during the actual bouts. It wouldn't surprise me if something NHK related got a lot of channels caught this time around, those guys are relentless while Abema seems pretty derpy with their claims.

    I liked the one claim an anon made during the basho that the new awful theme is aggressively protected compared to the old song and its why so many got caught this time around after months of nothing big really happening.
    >>
    >>272256
    I hope they stay dead, Goose is an obnoxious cunt. He's gone on entire rants about cooking that would qualify as shitpost/bait threads on /ck/. I'm talking
    >You used canned tomatoes? You didn't cook the meal.
    >You didn't use fresh herbs that you grow yourself? You didn't cook the meal.
    levels of "I'm actually just a dickhead".
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    Dan lend chest to Ikazuchido @ tour
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    >>272289
    Oh and my personal favourite
    >You cooked your pasta in water and not broth?!?!?!?!?!?!? HOOOOLLLYYY SHIIIIT DUUUUUUUDEEEEE
    Christ what an absolute tosser. And that's before getting into how he thinks TEH PENGUIN OF D00M XD *holds up spork* is unironically peak comedy.
    >>
    >>272290
    >Okay I lent you my chest, you can give it back now
    >Dude I was only lending give it back
    >COME BACK HERE WITH MY CHEST YOU N-
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    >His sagari are somehow both hanging down and pointing up.
    0/10
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    The weight gain hasn't aged Dan well.
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    >>272296
    I sure wish I could see that rando in the background's eyes better
    >>
    I don't think I've actually seen a Gagamaru bout. Webm faggot, post some.
    >>
    >>272298
    >Webm faggot
    Don't think I will.
    >>
    >>272299
    lmao this faggot butthurt af
    >>
    >>272299
    >Didn't deny being a faggot
    >>
    >>272300
    >>272301
    It's hard to understate how much better these threads and the sumo community on here in general were before you fags found out about them and/or felt yourselves emboldened to post in them instead of just lurking. Go make Reddit worse or something, keep this infantile garbage out of here
    >>
    >>272303
    I've been here for years.
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    >Ah! Look who decided to come out of his heya! Have you finally reached yokozuna, like you told you were going to do?
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    >>272305
    >Have you finally reached yokozuna, like you told you were going to do?
    "No."
    >>
    Oh and FYI ESL-kun, it's "like you said you were going to?".
    >>
    >>272303
    What a faggot
    >>
    >>272286
    Middy actively avoided the new intro to play his heckin quirky edited old one though while Kappa played it every time just fine. I really think he just got too big and became the biggest target.
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    Ikazuchido becomes Shibuya cop after retirement.
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    >>272304
    been here since summer
    >>
    >>272286
    >I think the whole transformitive content thing is sorta vague
    It's pretty well defined. The only reason why streamers doing less than Midnight weren't getting caught is because copyright ninjas weren't trying. Not because their """content""" passed muster.
    >>
    >>272321
    That and mfag reports them
    >>
    >>271922
    >all the medics are women
    Then he didn't stand a chance...
    >>
    Move to /sp/ already
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    >>272318
    >Niggazuchido uwatenageing yakuza nigerians to the curb
    Would be kino to watch
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    >>272331
    whatever do you mean
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    >>272152
    >Oh shit is he looking at me again?
    >>
    >>272331
    We're not active enough to survive the shitpost surges.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQzDVT2VcUw

    Holy shit I thought Enho was gay.
    >>
    Cmon dude it costs you nothing to say its a chris video so that the filters get it
    dont be an asshole
    >>
    If your filter could read the video title you could use \; as your filter to catch them.
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    >>272346
    buy an ad
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    I dont get why people hate Chris videos, his stuff seems pretty inoffensive.
    >>
    >>272354
    >people hate
    *that person hates
    >>
    >>272354
    For the most part until the JSA or the London tour get brought up, at which point he becomes somewhat of a prick. London aside he's not wrong, but still a prick.
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    Thank you for the vids Chris-san!! ^_^
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    >>272356
    Did everyone already forget that Paris happened because of how awful the format was?
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    >>272354
    He's a menace.
    >>
    >>272354
    When he's just recapping news then he's fine, but if you pay attention to other sites then you'll get that information earlier.
    A lot of times he gets too worked up over perceived slights against non-Japanese, or what he believes is sumo being overly traditionalist, either of which exposes him as a midwit.
    Occasionally he ventures into pure fanfic schizo mindreading bullshit, most obvious in his Hakuho/Terunofuji video but it occasionally pops up elsewhere.
    >>
    I can't wait for Dan's last fight before Yokozuna promotion to be against Hoshoryu and Chris repeats the Hakuho/Terunofuji video with Hoshoryu giving a speech about the burden Dan is taking on.
    >>
    I can't wait for Dan's last fight
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    God I hope it's a Gonoyama-induced terminal injury.
    >>
    >>272342
    Not even half of those are Dan threads.
    Danbros…we slippin
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    >ojiinoshin
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    am sumo kind of rules
    wtf is jareds aura
    its intense and deranged
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    >>272374
    what kind homosexual surface are they on? no sand, no clay. rice bales look like they're made of plastic. that isn't even sumo
    >>
    >>272374
    If you told me the white dude was intentionally parodying a gyoji I'd believe you. He's slipping all over the place, and the gunbai is completely unnecessary.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUfvUpMFjIk
    Enho getting some love
    >>
    >>272355
    >samefagging chrisfaggot tries to no u
    lmao
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    >>272293
    i look like this btw
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    Sex basho soon
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    >>272396
    >Sex basho soon
    I thought women weren't allowed on the dohjo
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    >>272374
    You know, for an amateur US sumo fight, that was actually pretty good.
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    >>272383
    Something something it's all of the love of the game.
    It's better than just giving up and dressing up in black and white as a normal referee, let the white boy larp a little
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    >>272383
    >cosplay gyoji on gym mat dohyo
    they have it backwards
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    Is one of the basho considered more prestigious to win over the others? Like in golf winning the masters is usually considered the biggest prize to win among the major tourneys.
    >>
    >>272420
    January. Start of a new calendar year always gets every wrestler going "this basho I will refocus my efforts for a fresh start", there's a bunch of new year ceremonies that wrestlers attend, including yokozuna ceremonies, some people are still on winter holidays, and it's also a major tourist season.
    It only matters financially for sponsor revenue though. Besides that, all the basho are equal.
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    Dan got a JY at Aki so he can be promoted to yokozuna if he wins in November
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    >>272423
    Not yusho equivalent doesn't count
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    anti-Danites chimpin out again lmaooo
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    >>272420
    No.
    >>
    A basho is a basho you can't say it's only a half.
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    >>272349
    >its a chris video
    I hate that pathetic faggot. Should be a bannable offense for posting that trash in these threads.
    >>
    I'm going to watch sumo on the 24th
    Tickets were expensive as hell
    >>
    I'm going to watch sumo every day
    VPN + ABEMA
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    >>272437
    Has anyone tried a live subtitle software for this? How good is it?
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    I don't understand. What context could you possibly need?
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    Why is one of the losers of the last basho the op?
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    >>272443
    danfags are retards thats why
    >>
    Trannytame is the main character of sumo. His zuna run starts in November.
    >>
    Why is Shunrai always talking about horses? Isn't that what uma means?
    >>
    4 months from now every single kachi clash will have Asahifuji as their low Maegashira pick.
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    >>272423
    >Dan got a JY at Aki so he can be promoted to yokozuna if he wins in November
    No. An 11-4 JY has never been considered yusho-equivalent for the purposes of promotion to yokozuna.
    Typically, the JSA/YDC will telegraph whether a JY counts with a statement like
    >So-and-so will be promoted with a strong yusho
    like they did with Kirishima last time following his 12-3 JY.
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    >>272458
    >more anti-Danite bullcrap
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    >>272459
    another delusional danfag
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlWoPI3GxNI
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    New Chris video is up. Tochinoshin is now saying that Dan should be promoted to yokozuna
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    >The tour went to Kahoku city
    >Kahoku
    Everything reminds me of him bros...
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    >>272476
    >>
    new video is up on dan's private instagram. he's wailing, rending his garments, blacking his face with ashes etc, in despair that he doesn't have enough hinkaku to ever promote to yokozuna.
    >>
    >>
    When's the last time we had a fat ugly bastard Yokozuna? Akebono?
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    >>272482
    >Akebono?
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5yGtnpZxY

    Spiffy just dropped his banzuke. It all looks fairly uncontroversial apart from splitting up the Tebakari brothers while stating multiple times that guys with the same record next to each other on the banzuke always stay together.
    >>
    >>272482
    hoshoryu? terunofuji? kakuryu? harumafuji? hakuho? asashoryu?
    >>
    >>272487
    I wouldn't say any of those were especially hideous. It's not like how we talk about Kazuma compared to a more normal looking fatso like Atamifuji or Hakunofuji.
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    >>272488
    He was being racist, Anon.
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    >>272489
    No he wasn't he just named the Mongolian Yokozunas.
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    When's the last time we had a bishonen Yokozuna? Takanohana?
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    >>272486
    buy an ad
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    When's the last time we had an oatmeal cookie Yokozu-

    Oh, right.
    >>
    >>
    I feel like Hoshoryu is going to end his career as an oatmeal cookie to contend with Harumafuji.
    >>
    Oatmeal cookieing is a skin condition, whats your point.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T6BsSwCsUM
    Old school beya slop. Neat stuff.
    >>
    >>272501
    ancient beyaslop...sugoi...
    >>
    >>272498
    >t. oatmeal cookie
    >>
    >mong janny triggered by facts
    kek
    >>
    >>272506
    I may be a manlet but I do not have any skin conditions.
    >>
    if you're not part of the Danosphere that means your feminist and gay
    >>
    >>272495
    Is he the greatest lightweight in Sumo? I know Chiyo was a much better Yokozuna then him but i feel like the average rikishi was much larger in 08 then back in the 80's.
    >>
    All this Dan-posting is an attempt by Hoshoryu fans to make everyone hate Aonishiki.
    >>
    >>272514
    Its pretty obvious
    >>
    >>272511
    It is extremely jewish to hate another white man
    >>
    >Harumafuji used to be at Ajigawa
    Let me guess, "Ama" was written 安馬?
    >>
    You don't have to guess. You're on the internet.
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    >>272501
    Lmao just move forward
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    >>272513
    No, it's still Chiyonofuji. Yes, the Makuuchi average (using SumoDB's weights, lol) was about 15-20kg lighter in his days compared to when Harumafuji was roped, but I'd argue that's actually a point in Chiyonofuji's favor. When you're fighting Onokuni, Terao, Konishiski, and Kirishima in the same basho, you need to be even more well-rounded with your technique.
    Pic not related.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8IB8chivs

    This video could've been so cool if he'd done a 10 minute interview instead of his usual replaying of their basho for 99% of the video.
    >>
    >>
    >>272523
    I loved those old Eurosport drawings.
    >>
    >>272527
    That looks more like Takanonami than Takanohana
    >>
    >>272528
    Nami is smiling.
    >>
    >>272483
    Looks like Baki character
    >>
    >The Yokozuna should train more
    t. Hakkaku
    >The Yokozuna should keep their bodies uninjured
    t. Hakkaku

    God he sounds like my fucking ex, nothing makes him happy.
    >>
    >>272527
    >Shit I think I left the oven on
    >>
    >>272531
    Their entire job is to be the old man yelling at a cloud.
    >>
    >Hakkaku is finally forced to retire at 65
    >The JSA plans to drop a curtain to reveal the next Chairman
    >The moment arrives
    >The curtain drops
    >The next Chairman is KaiOH MY GOD IT'S TAKANOHANA WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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    >>272533
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    >>272534
    Can't argue against the steel chair, steel chair always wins.
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPTe4ob8_8
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    >>272534
    Takanohana is dating an ex high-school classmate or some shit nowadays, gives two shits about NSK.
    It's Kaio or maybe Tochitaikai for the next chairman.
    >>
    >>272549
    >Dating
    He's in his 50s dude.
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    >>272551
    So you're telling me there's hope?
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    >>272552
    Depends. Are you Takanohana or close enough?
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    >>272553
    Close enough.
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    >>272554
    Kaio
    >>
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    >>272556
    How do you even tachiai someone who can reach you from his starting position?
    >>
    Back up.
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    >>272556
    Damn that backstrength when recovering from the edge.
    >>272557
    Pull a Hakuho and have your starting position be half a zipcode away.
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    stables will do this type of nonsense instead of just buying some barbells and power cages
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    >>272561
    Because credentialed experts tell them to, and people are terrified of disagreeing with credentials. It's why the amount of money spent on coaching in professional sports has ballooned while the results haven't gotten any better. Taiho didn't do any of that gay shit and his grandson sure as hell shouldn't be doing it.
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    >>272525
    >>272562
    Buy an ad.
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    Not my fault that faggot doesn't follow the threads.
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    It's your fault for thinking we need YouTube notifications on 4chan.
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    >>272561
    If Isegahama is anything to go by, they do lift weights, they just do it at a local gym. (The Otakebeya boys? Who knows. Their results and physiques don't tell a sunny story). This makes sense, since the stable building isn't large enough to hold a weight room. Space is at a premium in the middle of the city.
    Compare that to the castle Kisenosato built out in Ibaraki, which does have an on-site weight room

    (They also don't make too big of a deal about their "non-traditional" training. They'd prefer to mention their thousand shiko per leg than the hours spent in the weight room or with the physios)
    >>
    If Nishonoseki has a weight room then it must be gathering dust since Onosato was born that big and Shirokuma isn't particularly large looking.
    >>
    Why did Kisenosato do it, bros?
    >>
    >>272575
    He grew up near there.
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    >>272575
    Castle Nishonoseki was a good choice.
    >>
    controversial stuff in the new Chris video
    >>
    No there isn't.
    >>
    another amazing piece of sumo journalism.
    we are so lucky to have him.
    >>
    you thought that the eternal battle between hakuho and hakkaku was over?
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    hoshoryu is a racist who only interacts with other mongolians on tours and such
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    what's happening to his skin, is it some form of AIDS? i think i am going to be sick...
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    Would this have been considered a clown basho with all the injury withdrawals in the sanyaku, or does Asashoryu's 14-1 as an Ozeki cancel it out.
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    >>272586
    Not a clown basho, but certainly disappointing.
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    >>272575
    >Follow me, anon. I will show you the value of tranquility. Tokyo is no place for the soul of a warrior to develop.
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    >>272586
    these racist ass jsa mother fuckers with not a single european on the banzuke!!!!!
    >>
    >>272591
    They were there, just not in the sekitori ranks.
    Kokkai, Roho, Hakurozan, Amuru. And Kotooshu in maezumo.
    >>
    >>272593
    Oh, and Takanoyama.
    >>
    >>272593
    >>272594
    shut yo racis' ass up nigga these bald ahhhhh crankity ahhhh jsa mu'fuggas ain't got no gotdamn white ass you-roe-pee-ahns on they got dang banzuke!!!!!
    >>
    >>272595
    >shut yo racis' ass up nigga
    You were also on the banzuke, Sentoryu.
    >>
    >>272596
    Is that Nabatame?
    >>
    >>272594
    The most undeservedly glazed man in sumo history.
    >>
    >>272620
    image posting that right under a kwabatame post, at least the stick was able to make the top division. redditame never will and beyasloppers are all fags
    >>
    In light of his latest comments on the yokozunas, is Hakkaku retarded? Is he citing History, who is coming off of surgery, sterling done from yokozuna reponsiibilities?
    >>
    >>272622
    >at least the stick was able to make the top division
    Yeah, after half the roster was axed for match-fixing. He'd have never left makushita otherwise.
    >>
    we did it reddit!
    >>
    >>272628
    captain of the good ship lollipop
    >>
    >>272628
    >Gets his revenge on the JSA for expelling him by making it even harder for Japanese to dominate the sport by flooding it with foreigners
    >>
    >>272560
    >Pull a Hakuho and have your starting position be half a zipcode away.
    Im surprised people haven't tried that against Onosato. If you cant handle his charge then why not try something different?
    >>
    >>272619
    They have a similar fighting style as well as similar faces.
    >>
    >>272624
    >6-1 at Ms10 before the purge.
    You're retarded.
    >>
    >>272622
    You are going to cry when he makes makuuchi in a few basho kek, no idea why he makes you seethe this much
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    >>272638
    Not their style of sumo, as simple as that
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    >>272647
    Your style is shit if its blocked
    >>
    Nabatame? Are you referring to Miyabiyama?
    >>
    Having Terunofuji as my phone's homescreen has inspired me to do better in my daily life. I can't bear the thought of disappointing him.
    >>
    If horseSHITryu is healthy enough to do practice bouts with his fellow yokozuna then he is healthy enough to compete in november, he should be forced into retirement if he no-shows again
    >>
    >>272622
    Your 5-10 prediction for September was way off buddy, stop embarrassing yourself.
    >>
    >>272655
    Retard.
    >>
    >>
    >>272658
    what's so bad about wakatakaK*ga?
    >>
    >>272660
    No worthwhile poster has ever typed it.
    >>
    >>272661
    I posted it :(
    >>
    >>272658
    >FutaG*Yama
    Literally one of the funnies things ever invented
    >>
    >>272658
    So fragile.
    >>
    >>272658
    antidanners seething
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    >>272665
    stfu no one asked you
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    >>272662
    Your point?
    >>
    >>272665
    You can only say that because I didn't post my regex filter that would've annihilated you from existence for a reason you can't comprehend.
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    >>272668
    danantis seeting
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    >>272671
    wakatakakoga
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    youre missing /\b\w*shit\w*\b/i
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