Hawaiian champion edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>268394
MY EYES ARE UP HERE
A win is a win, you can't say it's only half
>>269087
Chris says hosh is gonna retire
Chris said that the cumulative mistakes in his predictions over the years have become too embarrassing to live down and he's committing seppuku in an upcoming YT Live
>>269109I still wouldn't watch.
>>269109Source?
>>269112Konishiki.
>>269107>>269109We don't give a FUCK about Chris here. We stan qt Japanese sujo hags.https://www.youtube.com/@kei-channel
>>269114Chris said she is uninformed
>>269090He has some big areola.
Chris said it's my turn with the dohyo now
>>269087cyberpunk energy
Hosh fags on suicide watch. Even his oyakata hates him. It’s officially over.
Does hosh have a kabu or does he need to go do some mma matches
Cybernetically powered rikishi
>>269122Doesn't seem to have citizenship yet, so he can't be an elder until that happens.
>>269122As a yokozuna he gets a 5 year grace period to use his own name as a temporary kabu until he gets a real one. Assuming he gets citizenship first like anon said.
If you get booted I doubt they will let you get kabu or use your own name for 5 years.
>>269087>"Now he just needs technique."Says the fattest wrestler ever who won by being fat.
>>269123Already been a thing.
The leaves become brown,The summer sun waves goodbye,Yokozunas fall.
Banzuke this week right?
>>269148Monday I think. There isn't really anything to talk about with it though, the Sanyaku and upper Maegashira are pretty much a done deal and the zero sekitori intais means Asahifuji didn't make Juryo. Lame.
>>269137Konishiki definitely had some technique. You dont see Dewanojo at the 2nd place of the banzuke and scoring yushos
>>269151Konishiki was motivated, Dewanojo is just a fat loser who doesn't want to get a job.
Musashimaru's stint as an Ozeki must've been crazy to watch, especially in the age of Akebono and the Hanada brothers. Guy went over five years without a single makekoshi, and went a year and a half without dropping below double digits. Japan is lucky the Hanada brothers were there to fend off the Hawaiians because god damn.
>>269152Konishiki's tsuppari was deadly. Shut up.
>>269153Sumostats infuriates me. Great ideas, but an absolutely shit color scheme for the interface. Hurts my eyes to look at this
>>269155They've fixed it now but for the longest time when searching for a rikishi it would only look up active guys unless you unclicked the button. Even then it does retarded shit like picrel. Why the fuck is Takanohana 3rd down the list when explicitly searching for Takanohana? May as well put that LE EPIC MAYMAY fish button back on the front page because that obnoxious Australian cunt G*ose thought it was SO RANDUM XD.
>>269134
>>269159There was a high quality professional photo of the throw with both wrestler's legs at their zenith, coolest single image i have seen on sumo
he got skinny
>>269166His physique is so bad. Just looks like a skinnyfat dude who went into Ozumo which is basically what he is.
>>269160?
>>269169So this is the power of the mysterious energy storing sack... naruhodo...
>Most peopleDamn that was a cool throw.>This faggotDamn look at those balls.
>>269175He's talking about the butsukari lump on his shoulder. The balls are in YOUR head, lol
>>269176Me on the right, apparently.
>>269176Asanoyama is as far from being a faggot as one can be
>>269179Shh, that's why I covered his face.
Does Asanoyama have a marriage in the works or does he really just fuck as many bitches as possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qqeF74nV4UHHH HAKUHOBROS OUR RESPONSE???
>>269182Satire.
>>269181He said he wants to marry soon and wants a family. That's about it.
>>269184He should find that ringside gooner who was videoing him so she could flick her bean to it later.
I want Onosato to wear red eye make up and shout YOOOOOOOOO when he stomps his feet in his dohyo-iri.
>>269169Not that oneIt was a moment before that one both horse and quattrotetas had their leg almost verticalIt was a professional photo from ring side, might have been doctored a bit for contrast and such cause it looked greatim sure some anon probably has it savedty
>>269187kinda hard because you'd need to search through all the different sources from different photographers who all get different shots
>>269188Yeah im just banking on some anon having it savedIts probably not as cool as im remembering it, they never are, but whatever
>>269189I have it I'm just not posting it.
>>269189It must have been posted here on /xs/ because I can't find it in the basho threads from that time in the archive. Are you sure you're not confusing it with this?
>>269191No, it was 100% from the hoshoryu kotozakura matchIn my mind its this >>269188 moment (or perhaps a split second earlier) but taken from the right side of that image, closer to where they end up.Now im starting to worry i dreamt it Maybe it was from reddit? fuck meI appreciate you anon, dont worry
>>269197The only one I can't find from /sp/ is this one >>269169 so you're probably just misremembering, sorry.
Got high hopes for my boy Kotoeiho
>>269198*can find. derp
Why doesn't Kotozakura 2.0 have this much fighting spirit?
>Kashiwado kicking a shimpan in the kintamas.
>>269208stepped on his balls too lkmaoo
What the FUCK happened to Kazuma?At least Aki will be fun with Asasuiryu debuting. That will be the third pair of brothers in makunouchi.
ZAMN
>>269213Chris said kazuma wasn't ready technique wise
>what's the most disappointing thing Zak could have done last basho?>5-10 and get demoted to never return to ozeki?>no>8-7 so he can continue being a disappointing ozeki getting a salary for another year
anti-Zakers chimpin out up in this botch
best elevator ride or worst?
>>269222Not sure who the rikishi behind Roga's face is, but it kinda looks like Gonoyama, so I'll have to say worst.
pretty crazy how Wakatakakage shows up, wins Nastu basho, immediately contracts a deadly health condition, leaves, and refuses to elaborate
>>269222Worse than pic related
>>269222>>269225imagine the smell
>>269219Koto- "salaryman" -zakura
kiriSHITma's performance in Nagoya can't be considered a JY because he didn't finish in 2nd place. Dan won both of his playoff matches and won the tournament, Atamifuji won half of his playoff matches and came in 2nd place and kiriSHITma lost all of his playoff matches finishing last. Thats not a JY and not a yusho equivalent, not even almost one.
>>269150>asahifuji didn't make juryoWhy would he? No one has done it from 6-1 at that position in the postwar era.
Chris says horseryu is retiring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54V2TWkiGc
Zak is just a less amusing Shodai, there I said it
>>269213Kazuma has been winning through size too much, unlike Fujiryoga who knew he'd need to develop his belt fighting.
>>269232I recall hearing that he's going to be Ms1e. Therefore an intai above him would nudge him up to J14w. No Sekiwake had remained Sanyaku with a 6-9 ever until Takayasu did it.
Lowkey shameful that Dan has three yushos and hasn't hit 13 wins in a basho.
>anti-Danners chimpin out againwill science ever discover a cure of Dan derangement syndrome?
it wasn't funny the first time you posted it
and it's still not funny
>>269230
Onosato's gameface is honestly pretty scary. It's like he's fully braced himself for any amount of pain your techniques might inflict on him and is determined to simply blow through it.
>>269248This!Oh no wait, the exact opposite of this.
There's nothing funny about mental illness. If you or friends or family members are afflicted with Dan derangement syndrome please seek help from a qualified professional.
>>269236After the way nabatame man handled him he should be demoted back down to Jonidan.
yall sleeping on tanji
>>269254I can't take that face seriously.
Reminder of the time Asashoryu represented Japan at the darts world championship.
>>269254More like Tanji sleeping in on Tanji's scheduled matches.>>269253I think Asahi just hadn't faced true oshi sumo before since nobody at Isegahama does it and Nabatame is one of the best at it.
>>269258>redditbatame>good at anythingredditbatame has zero career KKs ranked above the double digit juryo range, he is crap and his gay fans are all retards
>>269259Setting arbitrary cutoff points for what qualifies as a good performance just shows you're arguing in bad faith.
Banzuke when?
>>269261Tomorrow.
Seeing Fujinokawa during Hakkaku's yapping for the first day will be so weird
>>269266Imagine him next to Atamifuji and Onosato.
Dan
Yoshi's picture from Nagoya made him look like an old lesbian.
>>269268Crazy how the greatest moment of Aminishiki's career was seeing a defiant glint in the eyes of a Ukrainian refugee.
>>269269At least it wasn't taken in a public restroom.
>>269271Why can't the JSA afford half decent photo shoots for their talent's profile pictures? Almost every one of Onosato's catches him in the middle of his crazy eye too.
>>269272I dunno man this seems fine to me.
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>>269274>Fujinokawa to S1w from M1e on an 8-7 when Daieisho mathed to SekiwakeWhat the FUG D-:
>>269274HOLY SHITHOLY SHITChris, I need a breakdown of what this means.
What's his path to Ozeki?
>>26927712-3Y. They like it when an Ozeki run ends on a yusho.
Oho from K to M10 that's brutal but man he stunk it up for sure. Interesting to see the Koto bros are now both M1
>>269279Oho was such a shitter this basho, can't understand what anyone sees in him.
>>269279They likely wish they were M1e and M2e so they could stand together during their dohyo-iri.
Full Makunouchi
Juryo
Makushita 1/2too lazy to post the resthttps://sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>S1w Fujinokawa K1e Hakunofuji K1w Daieisho?!>J10w Tanji?!?!?!?
>>269281arent they still likely to stand together just not on the first day?
>>269286Isn't it just east standing together and west standing together?
>Mitakeumi is no longer the highest ranked Dewanoumi rikishino...
>>269287now im losing my mind whether they stood based on the torikumi for the day or their actual rank. I think its the first one so guys who fight each other dont use the same changing room
Seriously, explain to me how Tanji went from Ms1e to J10w with a fucking 4-3, I CAN WAIT ALL FUCKING DAY YOU SHITCUNTS THAT'S SO FUCKING RETARDED
>>269290I think they are just tired of the juryo bottom dwellers skrting demotion to makushita so they are setting them up. Sumodb is down and I cant be bothered to use anything else but I think all of them had terrible scores and there were some stinkers before this year like 5-10 score guys in double digit juryo getting saved.
>>269277his last two were 9 wins and 12 wins and they generally promote if there are 3 strong finishes that total 33+ winsso a 12-3 in september should do it. 11-4 probably wouldn't be enough
>>26929212-3 would equal 33 wins but there's a strong propensity for Ozeki runs to end on a yusho. KiriSHITma's latest one did, Dan's one did, Sato's one did. Zak's didn't but it was the best result of the three, a 13-2 playoff loss.
>>269277They'll probably give it to him with a 12-3 since he started his run at S1e.
ITSUPhttps://youtu.be/4QmfKcg17AQ
>>269282>The Rubber Man and Our Retard at the same rank
>>269275Called it.
>>269288I know, it's sad. But my boy Dewanoryu has been coming along nicely.
>>269274>Danzeki2nd fastest ozeki promotion from maezumo in all of sumo history The fastest? Also Dan
We now have 3 pairs of brothers in the top division.
>>269277He gets a couple of gimme wins against m6 losers because theres two other iseghamasissies in the top 16kwab if he still can't convert and ella mayo at zak if he can't double digits with two buddies at m1
Both of the White wrestlers got big promotions
>>269303That'd be m5, wouldn't it?
>>269295based Chris shitting all over futaGOYyamaredditors
Holy shit, Takayasu BIG promotion. He's on an uphill climb. I have a good feeling this time, I just know he's improving and will do well in September.
>>269309Didn't he just injure his groin?
>>269309>clueless
>>269310From banging your mom, yeah.
>>269313
*easily defeats your yokozuna*
>>269317>shishi_launching_manlet_out_of_dohyo_at_mach_3.webm
>>269318not a yokozuna, doesn't count
Yet....
>>269317double consecutive zabuton no mai is impressive as hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_HobaOH8tI&t=28s
They should just replace hosh with dan for yokozuna and pretend like nothing happened
will 4tits go sicko mode and get a 9-6
>>269323he's going to 14-1 and beat hosh in a playoff just to prove that he can then go back to his day job in november
new humiliation marketing just dropped
>>269330Why is Zak in the middle?
>>269330Why no Atamin? :<
>>269332majestic, but without dignity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58q3cfc8jU&list=RDT58q3cfc8jUAre you ready?
>>269334Is there a lyric in there about Teru's weight being the cause of his car's unusually bouncy suspension?
>>269324Hosh isn't competing until at least November and likely January.
Heh, my boy Onosato... he just needs some time..
>>269338He's got two more weeks to get himself together.
>>269338The disintegration of Onosato needs to be studied
>>269331Fan favorite
>>269338He needs to take one day at a time, do his own brand of sumo and let his body move the way he wants.
>>269342Should he think about the cup?
>>269331He's the main character of Ōzumō.
>>269330Final boss of the basho status.
>>269330Makes sense, sato is y1e in front row, kiri is o1e in back row, and then it just goes right to left by rank.
FOR ME IT'S THE DRUMShttps://youtu.be/YMrilPN_o_c
>Aonishiki hasn't done any sumo since his yusho
>>269337then he'll certainly lose the playoff
Nice, Tenshouyama M8 actually caught up to Asahifuji M1. I think we're gonna see another match here.
>>269350all he needs is 2 weeks of moderate training and he's leagues better than anyone else
>>269332Twelve more wins and he'll be there.
lol
>>269361Hakunofuji deserved that "beating"
>>269331Sex sells
>>269352Tenshoyama must be pissed that he debuted at the same time as Asahi.
Reminder that Oshoma has just been promoted on a 7-8. Last banzuke he was 20th overall, this banzuke he's 19th.
>>269367He will defeat him this time and they will both get a promotion and continue their rivalry.
>>269369They'll be rival Yokozunas just like Onosato and Takerufuji hahaha :/
>>269368Reminder that banzuke rank is determined by overall movement of those around them and not solely personal performance.Also the whims of senile japs.No point to whine about it.
>>269371Movement being partly determined by the movement of those around you doesn't explain why they'd break the rule of never promoting someone with a makekoshi, unless they simply don't take relative placement into account.
>>269372>rule of never promoting someone with a makekoshiSource?
>>269373How can you possibly reward someone who didn't fulfil the basic requirement of winning?
>>269372>unless they simply don't take relative placement into account.Duh. Sanyaku are special. Nobody cares about relative placement for anything other than the total makuuchi size and that's only for budget reasons. Maegashira are only ranked relative to each other.
>>269372Happened more in the 60s. Look at Iwakaze's jump here.
>>269377>Happened more in the 60sSo did Beatles concerts, I don't see your point.
>>269375>>269379It doesn't matter and I'm sorry you are bothered by it.
>>269379Are you retarded?
>>269381No. Are you?
>>269382The point it is not a hard and fast rule because it's happened several times, mostly in the 60s when the sanyaku was bigger. (Also 2011.05, lol)If that doesn't mean anything to you then you need to state your question better, because I don't see your point either.
>>269375banzuke luck is a helluva drug
>>269383You can safely pretend that something which happened as far back as the 60s just never happened. Precedents exist until they don't.>>269384I can SORT OF understand not wanting to catapult Daieisho from M4e to S1w on a 10-5, but a first time Sanyaku going to S1w from 8-7 at M1e just feels crazy to me, especially in light of Oshoma's rank demonstrating that they don't factor relative placement into anything.
>>269382>claims that promoting on MKs is breaking a rule>is shown that it is not a rule>continues to be confusedWhat you're doing is experiencing cognitive dissonance between believing you're right and reality showing you that you are wrong. To protect your psyche from ego damage, the inciting information is being allowed to slide off of your brain like water off a duck's back. I am now making you conscious of this phenomenon. Hope that helps
>>269387The fact the example had to go back 66 years shows just how pointless this discussion is. Stop talking, you are silly.
>>2693866 tournament system starts in '58. That's when the modern era begins. Lurk moar.
>>269386>a first time Sanyaku going to S1w from 8-7 at M1e just feels crazy to meYeah... crazy.
>>269390Now go through each of those 'zuckies and show me a M4e with an established track record of Sanyaku performance going 10-5 and being denied S1w.
>>269391Why? M4 rarely goes to Sekiwake on 10 wins. Hell, they're more likely to stay rank-and-file than go to Sekiwake.
>>269392Kotoshoho jumped to S1w from M5w on 11-4. Look faggot, they overpromoted Fujinokawa at the expense of Daieisho. That's all there is to it and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>269391>with an established track record of Sanyaku performanceThis is an irrelevant qualifier. How much a maegashira or lower sanyaku is promoted and demoted is dependent entirely on their performance in the most recent basho. Longer term performance is only looked at for ozeki and yokozuna (unless you have an ego to stroke and are worried about lack of yokozuna on an upcoming foreign tour).
>>269394The only factor I'd be willing to consider is Fujinokawa's recent obliteration of Y*kozuna.
>>269393Take a long walk off a short pier, weirdo.
>>269396Not only do I not know what you're even attempting to show me but I just told you that you can't convince me otherwise. Absolutely baffling post honestly.
>>269397Then shut the fuck up and go away.
>>269398I'm far too schizophrenic for your words to have any impact on me.
Sanyaku was big enough in July and M4 wasnt in the top 16 when M1 was, simple as.
Jesas.
>>269318
>>269330>horseSHITryu>dignified
>>269330I can't not see the deer on the right spurting blood. I know it's supposed to be plants, but it looks like it just got shot.
>>269402He looks clinically insane.
>>269361
>>269405>looks
>>269406
It's like Teru was shit scared of showing any emotion at all over him smacking Ochiai to the point that the image is just comical.
>Gantulgyn Gan-ErdeneTry convincing me that Mongs aren't orcs, you can't.
>>269413Do it with the picture of him at Miyagino asleep in a chair with an afro and Hakuho in the foreground.
>>269375The other ones just had to not double-digit suck
We didn't get Aonishiki vs Shishi last basho, did we? These fuckers are holding back a primo yen bout
>>269416Not since last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF2o5BQEtLoSato taking his second student Yokozuna title.
>>269418I clicked this thinking it was going to be about Takakeisho.
Atamifuji, more like, Atamihugey
>>269418>not a webmFucking kill your self you useless lazy American mutt
>>269421How about I kill you instead, huh? You ever think about that?
>>269420Atubbyfuji
>>269423He is the quintessential Ozumo figure.
>>269424>Wow these will taste great in tonight's chanko
>>269425First chanko or second chanko?
>>269393they obviously promoted him to save money on kinboshi
anti-Danners still chimping out over Dan being the best sumo wrestler of all time?
1.8 billion people and not a single rikishi? Why is Japan so racist towards Indians
>>269431They want hinkaku, not hincaca
>>269431What would his shikona be? Puinru?
Speaking of shitting yourself.
>>269167>based HakutofujiHe looks great.
>>269445>Hakutofuji
>>269447Yea...retard moment on my part.
>>269259love this seethe but I can't imagine what caused it, there are like two trannytame posters in these threads and they don't make half the posts the danfaggot does
>>269454.
>>269454The evil spirits! They are leaving my body!
>>269454Reminder that we're in the "Taiho Era"
And Taiho competed in the "Hakuho" era.
>>269454What an extremely dignified dohyo-iri. Asashoryu is still my favourite though, just for the sheer swagger of it.
I don't really like the foot sliding that he did during the claps, but it's still pretty good.
>>269462
>>269462I would steer away from dohyo if I was an evil spirit during Asashoryus era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvGjg2ofTP8>WTK's wound from his surgery had to be left open for a week but his recovery is looking good>Tanji wants to train so hard that his white sash turns brown>Hoshoryu is healing rapidly from his surgery (see: steroids)>Onosato is back in form (see: 10-5)>Kisenosato 100% backs Atamin to make Ozeki
>>269466>Kisenosato 100% backs Atamin to make OzekiWhy would he curse him like that?!?
>>269467Even if he doesn't make Ozeki this time, the fact that his 12-3 was last basho means his run will still be alive for November so long as he can put in another strong score.
Can you become Ozeki with a MK? Would they promote you with 14-1 14-1 7-8?
>>269469You need 10+ in your final basho of the run. A 7-8 in one of the other two is okay if the rest is strong enough.
>>269431How on earth could an indian rikishi gain weight? Chronic diarrhea—causing him to pass everything he eats within the hour—would prevent him from absorbing calories and putting on weight. It is scientifically impossible for us to have an indian rikishi; they would have to surgically insert an intestinal plug, and even then, there would be a risk of a rikishi rupturing it during a bout, unleashing a shower of diarrhea onto the audience.An Indian is incompatible with the concept of hinkaku.
>Sri Aminda (or Chaminda) de Perera joined Kasugano stable in March 1992 and is the only Sri Lankan to join professional sumo. At the age of 24, he was the oldest of the 148 new recruits who were all about nine years younger than him. He was given the shikona "Tochitaikai Jiro" (栃大海 次郎), however he never fought a professional bout as he retired before the start of the May 1992 tournament.Dodged a bullet there.
>>269330>zak on topThe omens are good kotobros its his time
>>269472I mean, at least the shikona of Tochitaikai has hit Maegashira.
>>269475The most recent is the only one to make it out of Jonidan in 4 attempts, lol.
>>269476Same mood.
>>269477Sort of...
>>269454>>269455My thought was Lurch from Addams Family
>>269478You know I'd never given thought to what the kanji in shikona meant. I think it was for the best.
>>269453DanCHADS are the final boss of /sumo/
>>269454Off the charts hinkaku, nothing beats a Ukrainian kanreki dohyo iri, looking forward to seeing Dan's performance in that respect
>>269462Im still pretty new to watching Sumo so im probably wrong, but it really feels like Hosh tries to Sumo like his uncle but he utterly lacks the upper body to do it. Look at the difference between Asashoryu in his upper body and Hosh. Its like half the mass.
>>269498Asashoryu's shoulders are like cannonballs, it's crazy.
>>269498horse is a lanklet, completely wrong frame for sumo. Dan and Asa both have just about the most perfect sumo bodies.
>>269498>Roiding for THIS
>>269500Wrong frame lmao shut up nigga if they had onosato or terus frame theyd be perfect its their outstanding technique from other grappling sports that makes them great sumo is archaic.
>>269501Not all steroids make you huge
wakatakatakatakatakatakatakage's scar from his fasciotomy (compartment syndrome surgery)
>>269505Damn that looks big.
>>269505I still don't have the guts to google what it is and that makes me want to even less.
>>269507it's when damage or swelling prevents blood from circulating through a muscle bundle and it starts to swell and diethe treatment is to cut the limb open like a ham and leave it open for a week until swelling subsidesmuscle death, permanent nerve damage, lifelong pain are all fairly common outcomes
>>269508Basically an injury that goes beyond career ending on the spot, and it's not the sort of thing you can just sit on and wait either.
Kotobros will be the new Wakabros
>Chris keeps calling heavy butsugari geiko "hazing"
>>269511nah, they're younger than wakabros, although kotoshoho peaked at sekiwake already. I hope kotoeiho can do more.
>>269512Hazing itself is not a bad thing. What else do you call it when the older boys initiate the new boy into the group with an activity that they all had to do too?It gives the new boy positive attention and bonds him to the group with a shared experience. Hazing is bad thing only when, like so many other things, some asshole takes it too far. Doing chest-lending to exhaustion is fine.
>>269505if he strains too hard in a future bout his thigh will burst open
>>269512nah, enough is enoughim just filtering the c word on 4chanx
>>269500I wish Dan were a little taller, though.
>>269494That newer spelling is ateji (kanji used for phonetic reasons, not meaning) designed to hide the original spelling of the term. Originally it was called "醜名" with the literal meaning of "disgraceful name." The original professional sumo wrestlers were ronin with no other job opportunities after the civil wars had all ended, so they organized public sumo spectacles to earn a living. The shikona were used to hide their real identities, since ronin were supposed to be forbidden from lower caste employment including public sumo. It wasn't until sumo became more formalized that the spelling changed."四股" is the spelling for shiko by the way, the foot-stomping exercise.
>>269497>kanrekiEh?
>>269523According to Nip-ipedia the archaic meaning of 醜 was intended. It meant "strong and frightening."Shiko (the exercise) was also originally called 醜足 Shikoashi (strong leg).
>>269525>According to AI hallucinationsdon't care
I mean... it's said that since at least 2010, but sure. Whatever floats your hate boner, faggot.
>>269498What happens when you skip lateral raises day
>>26952487 combined yusho.
>>269527
>OH NO! HE'S A FAT, WHITE NERD!>That means everything on the rest of the 99.996% of the site is BOGUS!KYS
>>269523Neat>>269525Makes sense. Sort of the like the English word "terrible." It used to literally mean something that caused terror, but now just means something that's shitty.
rip
>>269537>>267231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3rIhSV-LU
>>269539New chankoban for Musashigawa
>>269540He finally realised that in order to be a successful oyakata you just need to find a foreigner with talent.
>>269539i don't trust the retarded stablemaster to not fuck this up somehow
>>269539Sumo stables need college style weight rooms
https://youtu.be/BNZr4Oeuyrw?si=-BCylrW8vJgNspTl&t=89Reminder of the comedy that was Musashimaru's first maezumo match.
>>269534>woman on social media being a vain petty cuntTells on herself more than on the guy desu, dunno why you bothered to save it. Weakens your point
>>269546I thought it was funny. She's probably taking credit for a comment her boyfriend made.
>>269544>Hidenokuni reconsidering his life choices.
>>269553He fucking quarterbacked that cunt.
>>269543You don't even need that honestly, a single half rack with a bunch of plates will get you far.
>>269558and also actually eating like an american or a mongolian
>>269560Taking into account how the US number is skewed up by barbecue country, I wonder if Southerners aren't the most meat-consuming people on the planetI'd bet if you ignored that group the US' meat consumption starts to look a lot more like Canada's, and if you did the inverse you'd probably look at a number even higher than Tonga's
>>269561Hmm...
>>269560envious of those goat and lamb numbers desu
>>269562>highest group eats 235lb or 106kg a yearSum ting fuk tup about these graphs
>>269564A lot of southern cooking is protein heavy. Chicken fried steak, bacon on everything, surf-and-turf jambalaya, ground beef in chili which already has beans, etc. I can see someone eating an average of 2/3 lbs. of meat a day.
>>269566No, no, I mean that the highest-purported number on the second graph is still somehow lower than merely the US average on the first graph. One of these is incorrect
>>269567No listed are the Native Americans. They consume one bison per day per person.
>>269567Different graphs with different sources, probably in different years too.
>>269564Surprisingly hard to find it broken down by state. There's also this map. Hard to say without running the actual numbers.
>>269567I can't find a source for the second one that isn't Facebook, so I'll assume it's some boomer's schizo slop post and ignore it.
>>269568そうですね
>>269569That's literally possible, but depending on which one is from the earlier year the sheer scale of how much more meat would have to be eaten to bring the average up, or how much meat everyone has given up to bring the numbers so far down, would be pretty massive. At least the second one reeks of AI drivel so I'm inclined to go with what >>269571 said>>269570Huh. I wonder how much this map changes in terms of relative color if you exclude women
>>269573If we excluded your mother's meat intake, [your city] would turn completely white on the map.
>>269575>>269575>>269575NEW
>>269530lateral raises suck fucking cocki hate them so muchi hate shoulder exercises so god damn much, there is literally not a single enjoyable or good shoulder exercise in existenceshoulders fucking blow nigger dick to train
>>269578“Here is a rule to remember in future, when anything tempts you to feel bitter: think not "This is misfortune," but rather "To bear this worthily is good fortune.”
