hahahaha cringe

the redditor mobile. learn to skate faggot. not a longboard either, a real skateboard. holy shit these are gay as fuck and everybody laughs at the bronies ripping these things.

>>264139
I skated for years. I just hate people and don't want to share the skatepark with them, so I got the electric one for just cruising around

>>264139
Longboards are best for cruising thoghever. Street decks are complete ass for anything you might use them for outside of a skate park

>>264060
Being the lamest motherfucker in the neighborhood

>>264060
I'm sure these are fun, but as a skater I've always thought people look dorky riding them. But hey, you should just not give a fuck and do what you want.

>>264060
kissing dudes

>>264282
I'm afraid somebody is going to ask to ride it and then just steal it from me so I'm going to have to awkwardly say no to people or just ignore them

>>264060
Some long shred sessions!
And by shred sessions, I mean rough, gay, anal sex.

>>264060
return it and get a bike. this shit is just autistic af. At least get one of those electronic bikes

>>264567
It literally just got here today. I thought about the electric bike because it goes 10 mph faster but it costs $1,000 more so I decided not to. Just got home and put it on the charger right now, will let you know how it rides in a few hours if anyone cares lol

>>264568
seems like a cool invention to me
why not?
and why care at all what the bell curve thinks