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    Anonymous
    /sumo/ - Off-basho General     No.262614
    File: 若隆景.jpg (134 KB, 1087x1200)
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    /sumo/ - Off-basho General  No.262614
    Waka edition

    >Banzuke:
    http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
    https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

    >Fight Schedule & Results:
    https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
    >Some sumo links and how to watch live:
    https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

    previous thread >>261447
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262616
     No.262616
    File: 1755917794989354.png (572 KB, 968x1073)
    572 KB PNG
    *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262621
     No.262621
    So niggatame will probably be what, Ms2? Juryo is just one basho away
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262627
     No.262627
    Is it over for Onosato?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262628
     No.262628
    >>262627
    Not if he gets surgery.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262629
     No.262629
    File: dumb fuck.png (539 KB, 657x696)
    539 KB PNG
    >>262627
    yes
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262631
     No.262631
    >>262628
    >>262629
    So who's the new up-coming rising Japanese hope? Kusano?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262632
     No.262632
    >>262631
    Not a bad horse to bet on.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262633
     No.262633
    >>262632
    The new hope...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262636
     No.262636
    >>262631
    Omori
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262637
     No.262637
    File: HJQ0utXbwAA6n5W.jpg (94 KB, 900x557)
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    >>262631
    Oomori didn't even reach sekitori yet, but it's been big boom around him

    I personally also like Fujiryouga, Kazuma, Gyotoku, Ryusho, Kaki.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262638
     No.262638
    >>262637
    People only like Omori because he's handsome and jacked. At his current physique he'll make sekitori but expect him to bounce off Makuuchi. Asahifuji will beat him every time.

    I wanna see how far Fujiryoga can go. He didn't climb as fast as Onosato but he wasn't far off at least. FYI this was only his 8th professional basho, and if he hadn't stumbled in his Makuuchi debut there'd be much more buzz about him.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262644
     No.262644
    >>262638
    Asahifuji is basically a returning makuuchi rikishi going back up.. I fucking laugh every time I see the big callus below his right shoulder.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262649
     No.262649
    File: uracake.jpg (12 KB, 233x276)
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaU
    Uraslop
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262650
     No.262650
    why gain massive amounts of weight when you can be jacked and fast? i don't mean like takanoyama but 450lbs seems too much
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262651
     No.262651
    >>262650
    You can be jacked and heavy and fast at the same time.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262653
     No.262653
    >>262632
    >shrinking at a rate of 1cm per year
    it never even began
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262654
     No.262654
    >>262653
    How the fuck do they get it wrong every time and change it every year even for 30 year old rikishi?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262657
     No.262657
    File: atamifuji.jpg (316 KB, 1536x2048)
    316 KB JPG
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFW9CiOVV0o
    Sloppandesu!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262658
     No.262658
    >>262657
    >ate a big meal so i'm still really full
    >tired
    >hot as fuck so i'm lazy
    >should probably lift
    >don't want to
    i could never be rikishi
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262659
     No.262659
    how many stable masters are younger than you?

    me: six (it's over)
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262660
     No.262660
    >>262659
    0 until Onosato intai
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262662
     No.262662
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07VIlKmmaak
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262663
     No.262663
    >>262659
    who's the youngest one?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262664
     No.262664
    >>262663
    Takakeisho?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262665
     No.262665
    >>262664
    I'm still safe then
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262666
     No.262666
    >>262649
    peggable
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262667
     No.262667
    >>262658
    see, the trick is to work out and then eat the big meal, so that way your appetite is super strong.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262668
     No.262668
    >>262614
    >wakatakaKOGA
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262670
     No.262670
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262672
     No.262672
    >>262670
    He has lost weight
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262679
     No.262679
    ITS MIYAGINOVER
    https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260529/p2g/00m/0sp/010000c
    >The Miyagino stable ceased to exist Thursday after the Japan Sumo Association made the transfer of its wrestlers to another stable permanent in the wake of an abuse scandal.

    lmaooooo that the JSA transferred Miyagino wrestlers to Iseghama which is currently in the midst of it's own abuse scandal.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262681
     No.262681
    >>262679
    >we're not gonna get hakuoho vs atamifuji kino
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262683
     No.262683
    >>262679
    They couldn't wait another year or so for Enho to take it over
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262686
     No.262686
    >>262654
    Half-assing it to get through it quickly and rounding probably.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262687
     No.262687
    >>262636
    You can't be a rising star if your rank has yet to, you know... rise.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262690
     No.262690
    >>262687
    Shame he'll only be Ms28 or so next basho based on Goshima thus out of reach of sekitori even with a 7-0Y come July.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262694
     No.262694
    Danbros…we are so back
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262695
     No.262695
    >>262694
    >Ching chong ning nong
    woah...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262697
     No.262697
    If only there were built-in tools that let us translate exotic languages at will.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262703
     No.262703
    Take a shot for every time Hiro says "smokes".
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262710
     No.262710
    >>262650
    Takanoyama was never good
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262711
     No.262711
    File: Raiden_Tameimon.jpg (731 KB, 1920x2836)
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    >>262710
    Raiden mogs them all.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262713
     No.262713
    >>262710
    Let's see you go 3-1 against Tamawashi.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262714
     No.262714
    >>262713
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262716
     No.262716
    >>262714
    And?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262717
     No.262717
    >>262697
    those tend to work a lot better if our browser has access to the actual text instead of a picture of it
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262718
     No.262718
    >>262717
    O'rly?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262720
     No.262720
    >Hokutofuji's retirement
    Do you think Hakkaku has a shred of shame that he holds Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262721
     No.262721
    >>262713
    >pre-sanyaku pre-yusho Tamawashi
    doesn't count
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262723
     No.262723
    >>262720
    his Koga just had his first KK in his career
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262724
     No.262724
    >>262670
    bro looks like a jap Paul Bearer
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262727
     No.262727
    >>262723
    Hara is the grandson of a Yokozuna?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262729
     No.262729
    >>262723
    >Jk11w 1-6
    >Get promoted to Jk11e
    >With a 1-6
    pfffaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262730
     No.262730
    >>262729
    Does west/east have significance?
    I assumed it was a legacy thing they kept around for tradition but doesn't really mean much nowadays
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262731
     No.262731
    >>262730
    East is half a rank higher than west.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262732
     No.262732
    >>262718
    Ansei Nishikigi chads we are so back
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262734
     No.262734
    >>262724
    He looks pallid and sweaty like some sort of drug addict thats desperate for a fix
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262735
     No.262735
    >>262723
    Damn nigga that's not even the funniest part, dude went from Jk24w to Jk21w on 0-7. These people are losers who shouldn't be allowed to compete.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262736
     No.262736
    File: Ichiyamapoke faggot.jpg (88 KB, 638x443)
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    >>262735
    You don't belong here.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262739
     No.262739
    >>262720
    >Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?
    For one it's basically his job to to be a shithead.
    Two, I know you are talking about Kitanowaka but Hokutofuji was in Makuuchi for a decade
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262740
     No.262740
    >>262739
    Once BASED Kaio takes over ozumo will enter an era of "wow the Chairman isn't a faggot".
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262743
     No.262743
    I liked Kusano a lot more before he got the full hairstyle and changed his name. He does not feel like the same man anymore.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262746
     No.262746
    >>262735
    He represents the spirit of sumo better than many sekitori
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262749
     No.262749
    File: KusaNO.jpg (115 KB, 270x474)
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    >>262743
    He used to be kakoi, now he's one of the ugliest bastards in Makuuichi
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262751
     No.262751
    >>262743
    I agree.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262752
     No.262752
    >>262749
    How do you go from this to THAT
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262753
     No.262753
    >>262752
    he gained weight but didn't put on muscle mass
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262754
     No.262754
    >>262752
    Chanko
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262757
     No.262757
    >dont know half of upper division
    >my two favorite fujis retired yesterday
    its over for me...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262758
     No.262758
    >>262757
    >my two favorite fujis retired yesterday
    wut?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262759
     No.262759
    >>262758
    sorry, i meant my two favorite fujis already retired. one of them retired yesterday.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262763
     No.262763
    >>262749
    nice guy
    >>262752
    bad boy
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262765
     No.262765
    >known for being smaller and lighter than his fatso peers
    >hospitalised for heart failure
    who writes this shit
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262766
     No.262766
    >>262758
    Atamifuji and Takerufuji.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262769
     No.262769
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OdHjhhlKbw
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI3ej2qGhO0
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262771
     No.262771
    >>262769
    i need more chanko in my life
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262774
     No.262774
    >>262769
    is hoshoryu autistic?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262775
     No.262775
    >>262769
    Tatsusloppa challenge, click a random point in the video and see how long it takes for someone to say uma.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262776
     No.262776
    >>262769
    >Mixing raw egg yolk into raw ground beef and just eating it
    No wonder so many rikishi get stomach bugs.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262778
     No.262778
    File: image.png (1.56 MB, 1545x1037)
    1.56 MB PNG
    >>262769
    Horse flexing his 50k Rorex
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262779
     No.262779
    >>262776
    The heat from the beef cooks the egg
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262780
     No.262780
    >>262779
    they cut the garlic so thin that it actually melts in the chanko pot
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262786
     No.262786
    >>262778
    He's got a pretty impressive watch collection. He was wearing a Patek Aquanaut which is like 80k USD.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262787
     No.262787
    >>262786
    Watchfags are so up their own asses.
    This has caused me to dislike Hosh.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262788
     No.262788
    >>262780
    >the garlic melts
    lmao that dumb bitches are stupid enough to still believe this meme
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262790
     No.262790
    File: horseshitzuna.jpg (34 KB, 512x380)
    34 KB JPG
    >hay guise!!! I know I can't yusho, but look at this expensive watch I bought!!!
    >having a watch is as good as a yusho, right guise!?!?!
    cringe af cope
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262791
     No.262791
    >>262787
    >liking and disliking specific wrestlers
    female behavior, to be honest.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262792
     No.262792
    >>262791
    What a load of shit.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262796
     No.262796
    File: horseunc .jpg (218 KB, 1272x1136)
    218 KB JPG
    >>262778
    “A tiger wearing a bell will starve.”

    — Mongolian Proverb
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262798
     No.262798
    >>262788
    It dissolves.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262799
     No.262799
    Hoshoryu must be the unluckiest Yokozuna at this point in his career. Multiple playoffs with no yusho, multiple random injuries, and May was literally the most free yusho of all time oh wait day one injury. God damn.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262800
     No.262800
    File: beyaslop.jpg (81 KB, 604x583)
    81 KB JPG
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262801
     No.262801
    >>262799
    He made the spirits mad at him by delivering the kadoban to Dan in march.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262802
     No.262802
    >>262799
    It is a yokozuna's responsibility to build a body that doesnt get injured. Hosh spent too much time shopping and playing dress up.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262803
     No.262803
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262804
     No.262804
    >>262798
    no it doesn't you idiot, cellulose isn't soluble in water
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262805
     No.262805
    >>262804
    That's why you cut it really thin.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262806
     No.262806
    >>262805
    The only people who have the time for that bullshit are prisoners
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262807
     No.262807
    File: Beruseruku.jpg (72 KB, 720x648)
    72 KB JPG
    Serious lack of fighting sprit ITT.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262808
     No.262808
    >>262802
    Such a body doesn't exist and being an idealistic faggot helps no one, Hakkaku.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262809
     No.262809
    >>262808
    Time to add another week to the jungyo.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262811
     No.262811
    >>262809
    Is jungyo even the problem? It's not like they fight close to for real. They spend most of their time goofing off and warming up.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262812
     No.262812
    >>262811
    Thats the public perception.
    The JSA is going to actually look into all these injuries though, the YDC formally requested it.

    Also the jungyo director says he will reduce the tours starting next year.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262814
     No.262814
    Damn, Shunta only turned 16 in January and he went 3-4 in low Sandanme. That's actually pretty impressive desu. Hakuho was 18 by the time he made Makushita.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262815
     No.262815
    >>262814
    his shikona sounds like a robot wars bot
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262816
     No.262816
    >>262815
    I wonder if he's aware that in English his names sounds like a person who pushes. Very fitting desu.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262817
     No.262817
    >>262816
    Shoutaimu and Urutora have the best english language shikona

    Thats Showtime and Ultra if you didnt get it.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262818
     No.262818
    >>262816
    It doesn't.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262819
     No.262819
    >>262818
    Sure it does
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shunter
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262820
     No.262820
    Even accounting for rhoticity it doesn't.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262821
     No.262821
    >>262820
    sure it does
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262822
     No.262822
    >>262816
    Not really, it means a plump good horse.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262823
     No.262823
    >>262822
    Hoshoryu...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262825
     No.262825
    >>262799
    >Multiple playoffs with no yusho
    That's a him problem, not a luck problem.

    >>262808
    >Such a body doesn't exist
    That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262827
     No.262827
    >>262808
    Hakuho spent 8 years at yokozuna before his first injury, so yes it is possible. His ego taking over later on doesn't change that he spent more time completely uninjured than all but 5 yokozuna have spent at yokozuna period. The biggest loss from his ego going out of control is now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262828
     No.262828
    >this guy thought JSA would give him Miyagino stable
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262829
     No.262829
    >>262828
    Yeah, he was supposed to ask for it and he didnt so they closed it down
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262830
     No.262830
    >>262827
    >now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level
    >now
    Bro didn't even teach his wrestlers that when he was there. Look at all his star pupils.

    >Hakuohonofuji
    Injured into juryo
    >Kawazoenofuji
    Injured into sandanme
    >Enho
    Injured into jonokuchi
    >Ishiura
    Injured into retirement

    The only healthy one he had was Hokustandho.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262831
     No.262831
    >>262830
    jsa: we dont want beyas to be full of foreign culture
    miyagino:
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262832
     No.262832
    >>262829
    how do you know he didnt ask for it ?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262834
     No.262834
    >>262832
    NSK stated they had received no formal applications or requests for the Miyagino stable for over a year when they made this choice
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262835
     No.262835
    >>262831
    I am guessing you are unaware of Hakuho's history, especially in this specific cultural context.

    Go watch the Pride of Yokozuna documentary.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262837
     No.262837
    >>262828
    well, retiring can he jsut get himself a share and create an entirely new one?

    Probably attrack a few of the old lads too.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262838
     No.262838
    >>262837
    I'd assume so, but I'm also assuming it could be a monetary problem as well.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262839
     No.262839
    >>262834
    Key word "formal". You cant apply for elderstock if you dont meet the requirements. Enho only became eligible when the banzuke for this basho was announced (april 27), he could not make any "formal" requests or applications regarding the stable before this.
    Knowing jap culture and the pettiness of JSA old farts the applicaction could have been 100 pages long.

    Also he clearly had no idea JSA would destroy the stable right after the tournament (this was intentional to avoid bad headlines before the basho). And to be fair this decision was probably made not to fuck over Enho, but to completely destroy any hopes of a Miyagino stable reborn and make it an elder name only.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262840
     No.262840
    >>262838
    I think enho is popular enough that he'd get plenty oif support to set up.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262841
     No.262841
    >>262839
    You can cope about le evil jap boomers all you want, but the reality is that Enho doesn't want to retire. He's gone on record saying he wants to make it back to makuuchi and has never mentioned wanting to be a stablemaster.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262842
     No.262842
    >>262804
    The ash content, which is most of the nutrition, is also not water soluble. And the cellulose isn't water, oil or fat soluble.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262843
     No.262843
    >>262842
    And yet, if you put it in hot water, it melts! Fascinating, isn't it?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262844
     No.262844
    >>262837
    >>262838
    >>262840
    60 bashos in makuuchi or 25 in sanyaku if you want to open a stable

    >>262841
    Thats what they all say. I dont remember an active rikishi saying "im going to be a stablemaster after I retire".

    Enho could literally land on his neck next basho and its over. Not discussing Miyagino topic publicly is smart due to how sensitive and controversial it is. The key point is that no date or timeframe for Miyagino stable termination was given.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262847
     No.262847
    >>262844
    well, he's fucked then
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262848
     No.262848
    >>262830
    lmao that dumb mong kwabamb got ejected from the jsa like a dumbass faggot. why are mongs so incredibly stupid?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262849
     No.262849
    >>262848
    Reatard.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262854
     No.262854
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262856
     No.262856
    >>262854
    WTF? Is that a real wolf?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262859
     No.262859
    >>262854
    Would Gorilla make yokozuna in sumo?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262860
     No.262860
    >>262859
    >Gorilla
    Harambefuji
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262870
     No.262870
    >>262854
    average baki fight pairing
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262871
     No.262871
    >>262835
    Hakuho's history has nothing to do with the stated fact that the JSA don't want stables turning into foreign culture ghettos.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262872
     No.262872
    >>262856
    It's AI, yakuta can't do that.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262873
     No.262873
    Onosato will recover, win 20 yusho, and be allowed to use his shikona to open a stable.
    >No Mongs allowed
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262876
     No.262876
    Chris is making shit up again.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262877
     No.262877
    >>262876
    >Onosato is back
    Yeah he's definitely making shit up.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262879
     No.262879
    >>262871
    I agree. Imagine if he was a Christcuck or a Muzzie and he had a bunch of religious shit hanging around. It would be a scandal.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262880
     No.262880
    >>262879
    You say that but the only Muslim rikishi feels the need to express his beliefs on a keshō-mawashi he wears fairly frequently.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262881
     No.262881
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaU

    I see your beyaslop and raise you Ura eating a sandwich.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262883
     No.262883
    >>262882
    Is it better or worse than Shishi's SLAVA UKRAINI blue belt?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262884
     No.262884
    >>262880
    I hope the others prank him and make him drink pork bone broth
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262885
     No.262885
    >>262653
    He traded it for a kilogram
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262892
     No.262892
    >>262632
    >The rikishi formerly known as Kusano
    >The rikishi formerly measured at 184cm
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262900
     No.262900
    WTK really is...the boss of this gym...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262901
     No.262901
    >>262900
    More like WakaBAKAKOGA
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262907
     No.262907
    File: this.jpg (225 KB, 1920x1080)
    225 KB JPG
    >>262882
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262909
     No.262909
    >>262882
    this variety of person has been mocked for decades
    yet unfortunately they still exist
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262917
     No.262917
    >>262880
    Isn't having a tiger on his apron haram? I thought they couldn't decorate with any images which is why they all have scribbles instead
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262919
     No.262919
    >>262917
    Learn your animals, then you can talk about religious law.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262920
     No.262920
    >>262919
    Oh shit, I mean Lion
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262925
     No.262925
    File: Hank no.gif (222 KB, 350x340)
    222 KB GIF
    >>262920
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262926
     No.262926
    >>262917
    >>262920
    It's a leopard.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262932
     No.262932
    File: images.jpg (8 KB, 169x298)
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    >>262917
    >I thought they couldn't decorate with any images
    Have you literally never watched sumo or something?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262933
     No.262933
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262934
     No.262934
    >>262932
    he's talking about islam, not ozumo, he literally said "haram"
    you nonce
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262935
     No.262935
    >>262934
    Kinbozan doesn't observe ramadan either. They're allowed to not practice their religion when they feel like it, it's basically a rule of Islam.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262937
     No.262937
    >>262933
    Ah so he'll be in charge of new-joiners together with Wakatakamoto. Good for hm.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262944
     No.262944
    >>262933
    Stylish
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262950
     No.262950
    Dan crashed and burned so fast.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262955
     No.262955
    >>262950
    he should not have turned the spirits against him by injuring the yokozuna
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262963
     No.262963
    >>262933
    Western clothing? Shameful.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262964
     No.262964
    >>262963
    Wheres the shogun when you need one
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262967
     No.262967
    >>262963
    He's earned it.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262968
     No.262968
    >>262828
    Why do people act like Enho was the chosen one with Ishiura has more history with Hakuho and actually has been an Oyakata for a couple of years now.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262969
     No.262969
    >>262968
    his twink appeal is too strong
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262970
     No.262970
    Enho did more with less.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262972
     No.262972
    WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262975
     No.262975
    >and Kirishima
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262976
     No.262976
    >>262975
    WMH was the one who ripped a hole in Kiri's forehead, anon.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262977
     No.262977
    >>262976
    Weird, because he won the majority of the matches he fought after that. You'd think an assassinated man would do worse.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262978
     No.262978
    >>262977
    That wasn't Lkhagvasuren Byambachu it was the spirit of Temüjin.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262980
     No.262980
    When's the last time a rikishi as low as M11e was in the last match of a basho?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262982
     No.262982
    File: smug horse.png (4 KB, 500x400)
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    Odds on Horseryu yushoing in Paris?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262983
     No.262983
    >>262982
    100%
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262987
     No.262987
    >>262980
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262988
     No.262988
    >>262987
    Two days after my 30th birthday :3c
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262989
     No.262989
    >>262980
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262990
     No.262990
    >>262989
    >They wouldn't even give him the east side on musubi no ichiban
    They were never going to give that fat sack the rope.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262992
     No.262992
    >>262989
    hambaga...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262995
     No.262995
    lmaoo wtf is this

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGTFROyqPh/
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262996
     No.262996
    >>262995
    All I see is a day in the life of Shunrai, anon.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.262997
     No.262997
    File: c-3po-main_d6850e28.jpg (77 KB, 537x536)
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    >>262995
    Looks fine to me.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263007
     No.263007
    >>262933
    Thought that was leiderhosen from the thumbnail.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263008
     No.263008
    >>262917
    depends on the legal school of thought. Salafis would probably think it's haram, but most everyone else would be ok with it. Then again, Muslims are a lot like Jews when it comes to legalism and arguing for the sake of arguing, so who knows for sure?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263009
     No.263009
    >>262879
    >is that a foreigner peacefully and unobtrusively practicing a religion that isn't shinto-buddhism (a religion which I don't practice myself or care that much due to how secularized my society is)?
    >REEEEEE! SONO JOI NOW! KILL ALL GAIJIN!
    do japs really?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263022
     No.263022
    >>263009
    >unobtrusively
    lol, it's a good thing you aren't in the JSA
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263032
     No.263032
    >>262978
    >bombchu
    >>262989
    He can't keep getting away with it
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263040
     No.263040
    File: 25667.png (354 KB, 450x682)
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    >>263009
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263042
     No.263042
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G1AwpKfaI4
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263051
     No.263051
    This Paris visit could be hilarious. When they went to London they could be tard wrangled to stay within the Kensington area which is still posh and pleasant enough, but as far as I'm aware Paris is just a sea of browns no matter where you go.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263052
     No.263052
    >>263051
    Yeah its gonna be bad
    2026 paris is basically just subsaharan africa
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263053
     No.263053
    I take it schools are out.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263054
     No.263054
    >>263051
    That's ridiculous, do you really think there are no nice parts of Paris left at all?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263055
     No.263055
    >>263054
    As an American who has never left my home state of Michigan, yes. Seems like the entire city- if not country- is an paved over urbanized and islamified hellhole. If that is not the case then French state media needs to step up the foreign propaganda game cuz if anything their version of the an office of tourism is really dropping the ball.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263056
     No.263056
    File: Niggas in Paris.png (3.15 MB, 1792x2431)
    3.15 MB PNG
    Can someone who actually knows photo editing do this but better
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263057
     No.263057
    File: fSbJUDh5G9jF.jpg (147 KB, 875x1272)
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    it first I was like
    >oh no france has been replaced by africa reeeeee!!!
    but then I saw what irl french people look like
    and now I know that nothing of value was lost

    imagine onosato's face when he gets off the plane and is confronted with picrels standing before him
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263058
     No.263058
    >>263056
    Still can't believe they let Onosato join sumo at just 5'5.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263060
     No.263060
    I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263061
     No.263061
    Go back.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263062
     No.263062
    File: 1702922347956.png (500 KB, 786x782)
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    >I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263063
     No.263063
    Kirishima's wolf yakuta looks really shit but I don't think anyone has the heart to tell him.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263064
     No.263064
    >>262972
    >WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima
    ...and the world is better for it. And all WMH had to do was sacrifice what little he had left of his sumo abilities to lift his brother to greatness and atone for his sinful henka
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263065
     No.263065
    File: 2026-06-03_18-07.png (1.08 MB, 1280x715)
    1.08 MB PNG
    >>263064
    Do you think he calculated that if he does an utchari a foot away from the tawara that his opponent will hit the edge of the dohyo instead of the mats below?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263067
     No.263067
    Reminder that July brings the return of kesho mawashi KINO.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263069
     No.263069
    >>263067
    I predict a 4-3-8 score
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263070
     No.263070
    >>263069
    For me? It's 6-9 but remaining in Makuuchi in the lowest spot available.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263076
     No.263076
    File: media_HJxdH-Sb0AA_73e.jpg (47 KB, 375x525)
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    walk
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263081
     No.263081
    >>263057
    Macron was a genius for marrying the goblin princess and becoming the heir apparent to the goblin under-empire. The campaign financing from that will last him another century.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263082
     No.263082
    >>263067
    god that Kesho-mawashi goes hard
    surprised he doesn't get a lot of shit thrown at him for using such an important national symbol like that though, japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263083
     No.263083
    >>263067
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlZJmaIulA
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263085
     No.263085
    >>263082
    Crow sumo. It's a thing.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263087
     No.263087
    >>263082
    >japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.
    Sounds like you're making shit up.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263088
     No.263088
    Bring back Akua and his nativity yukata praise God
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263089
     No.263089
    File: 天空海 Akua.webm (2.78 MB, 1080x1080)
    2.78 MB
    2.78 MB WEBM
    >>263088
    Sounds gay. Let's not bring it back and say we did... just like Jesus! lol
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263105
     No.263105
    >>263067
    >black on black
    It looks cool, but you cannot see shit. Nice story though.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263107
     No.263107
    bacterial power > spiritual power
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263117
     No.263117
    >>263105
    It looks better in motion. And if it was supposed to bring good luck for his comeback I'd be surprised if he didn't wear it day one in Makuuchi.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263119
     No.263119
    image the chimpout on /xs/ when Dan not only regains ozeki in july but also yushoes again
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263120
     No.263120
    >>263119
    >AAAIIIIIEEEEE NOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE AN EXTREMELY TALENTED RIKISHI IN GOOD HEALTH WON A YUSHO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263121
     No.263121
    >>263119
    what is with you autistic faggots and perpetually spewing this retardation?
    you actually have to just be samefagging every time this comes up, because there's no way people are genuinely willing to bitch about a fucking slav
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263122
     No.263122
    File: 1780585064694.jpg (113 KB, 1206x635)
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    Ryuden will put a stop to this activity
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263123
     No.263123
    >>263122
    Asanoyama would've made it 8.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263124
     No.263124
    >>263119
    It's more of wanting you, and specifically you, to get into a motor vehicle collision than it is about actually having something against Dan
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263125
     No.263125
    >>263119
    >>263124
    he's finished, few years in maegashira and he can go back joining his fellow comrades in trenches.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263127
     No.263127
    >>263124
    Yeah
    Fucking exactly this
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263128
     No.263128
    >Dan haters chimping at the mere thought of Dan yushoeing July
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263130
     No.263130
    July tier list

    >High tier
    Watching the absolute carnage in Makushita
    >Mid tier
    Hoping Hosh, Sato, or Dan is healthy
    >Low tier
    I dunno man cheering for Koga or something
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263139
     No.263139
    Cheering for koga is the most soulful thing you can do.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263140
     No.263140
    File: kogaaah.jpg (499 KB, 2202x931)
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    >>263139
    Enjoying Koga's patheticness is where the soul is out. If you're gonna have 600 wrestlers competing to see who can be at the top someone is going to end up being at the bottom. Koga plays his part. You don't have to hate him to laugh at him. He is the Washington Wizards of sumo, he serves his purpose and does so with aplomb.
    The absolutely epic WakatakaKOGA meme depends on Koga's failure
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263144
     No.263144
    File: Koga brand.jpg (340 KB, 864x720)
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    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263146
     No.263146
    >>263065
    probably had that figured out during his like 8+ yrs fucking off in makushita
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263150
     No.263150
    >>263144
    Once he can perform his own sumo how fast do you think he'll make 'zuna?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263151
     No.263151
    File: Koga undefeated.png (711 KB, 720x564)
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    >>263150
    Within two years.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263158
     No.263158
    >>263156
    ....
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263163
     No.263163
    File: 1751429535761776.mp4 (3.6 MB, 1280x720)
    3.6 MB
    3.6 MB MP4
    the sorcerer casts another one into the pit
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263164
     No.263164
    >>
    Sage
     No.263165
     No.263165
    >>263164
    Made him land right on his kinboshi on the edge of the ring with that spell
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263167
     No.263167
    Mienoumi was 31 when he made Yokozuna. He was 21 when he made Makuuchi. Koga's family has a history of taking it slow.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263169
     No.263169
    >>263167
    bro, koga is not making it to sandanme before 21
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263170
     No.263170
    >>263164
    the changing rippling topography of wakatakaKOGA's hair as he goes down
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263172
     No.263172
    >>263170
    Wrong rikishi
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263173
     No.263173
    How many of us other than me have joined the Chris pateron gang?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263174
     No.263174
    >>262664
    >29
    Goddammit
    I keep forgetting that rikishi are fairly young
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263175
     No.263175
    >No futaslop for five days
    Please, I need my slop
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263180
     No.263180
    >>263175
    There are plenty of other beyas that put out good content, you don't have to consume the training->cooking->eating format. Kise recently put out a video of Ura eating sandwiches. You could check out my all-time favourite which is Oshima beya going to a waterpark, including Oshima-oyakata himself falling off his ring on a waterslide and looking stupid.

    Man Oshima is cool, I'm glad he's head of the YDC now. I'm surprised they let a Mong hold a position like that after what Akebono got told regarding the promotion potential of gaijin in the JSA.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263185
     No.263185
    >>263180
    i need to see their gross fucking kitchens and how they eat with their nasty fat feet 2 inches away from their food or its not watchable
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263191
     No.263191
    >>263173
    buy an ad
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263194
     No.263194
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263200
     No.263200
    >>263194
    Who the fuck is this suave motherfucker?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263220
     No.263220
    File: 6d9c3a25b175.png (800 KB, 893x683)
    800 KB PNG
    >>263200
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263221
     No.263221
    >>263220
    No fucking way.
    There's no fucking way.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263222
     No.263222
    >>263194
    Do you think he still puts on a mawashi and spars with his deshi like Kisenosato does?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263223
     No.263223
    >>263222
    He doesn't need the mawashi, he just wraps the extra skin around him like a belt.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263224
     No.263224
    >>263223
    Kawashi...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263229
     No.263229
    >>263194
    Is this his add for McDonalds?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263236
     No.263236
    >no asageiko in today's futagoslop
    Terrible. Take keiko away and 80% of what remains is sakaue asking them what streaming services they're subbed to.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263238
     No.263238
    File: file.png (747 KB, 1008x722)
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    :)
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263239
     No.263239
    >>263238
    Ureshishi!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263241
     No.263241
    File: SAY THE LINE SHISHI.jpg (591 KB, 1920x3240)
    591 KB JPG
    >>263238
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263243
     No.263243
    >>263238
    looks like a cover of a gay porn
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263245
     No.263245
    File: gtfo faggot.png (2.6 MB, 1581x1198)
    2.6 MB PNG
    >>263243
    >t. self proclaimed gay porn expert
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263247
     No.263247
    File: Billy smoke.gif (837 KB, 112x112)
    837 KB GIF
    >>263245
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263248
     No.263248
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    >>263245
    Not sure what's the better reaction, this or Kakuryu giving them the People's Eyebrow.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263249
     No.263249
    uma!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263253
     No.263253
    >>263249
    We get it Shunrai, you can stop saying it now.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263267
     No.263267
    File: HKIUIDxXgAAj5of.jpg (64 KB, 731x960)
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    me and my wife
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263274
     No.263274
    Good riddance
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263275
     No.263275
    >>263274
    Why does it say Asashoryu instead of Hakuho?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263276
     No.263276
    >>263275
    Japanese people cant tell the mongs apart idk
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263277
     No.263277
    >>263276
    arrr rook same
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263283
     No.263283
    >>263267
    >hokutofuji gone
    >takarafuji gone
    >tsurugisho gone
    >i dont know half the roster of makuuchi
    bros...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263294
     No.263294
    >>263283
    this is so sad, Alexa, play Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263298
     No.263298
    I'm sad that Fujiryoga is no longer aerodynamic.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263300
     No.263300
    File: gotchandesu.jpg (98 KB, 1357x690)
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKiipZNCjLY
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263306
     No.263306
    >mfw at ozeki party while at sekiwake rank
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263307
     No.263307
    >>263306
    When Dan regains his rank in July he will have both the fastest and second fastest trips from maezumo to ozeki, thats how hard he blasted the previous record.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263308
     No.263308
    >>263307
    That's actually pretty funny.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263315
     No.263315
    >>263194
    >For relaxing times....make it Suntory time.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263317
     No.263317
    >>263306
    The banzucky isn't out yet so he's still technically an Ozeki.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263321
     No.263321
    Gonoyama chill...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263322
     No.263322
    >>263321
    Store brand Onosato.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263323
     No.263323
    >>263321
    why does pikachu have the gog double "slavic" rune
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263324
     No.263324
    >>263323
    Because there's an underground cult of hard-right Nazis who slide this sort of imagery into seemingly innocent things because they know that upon seeing it small children will want to kill Jews or something like that.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263327
     No.263327
    >>263315
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263331
     No.263331
    look who i met /sp/
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263332
     No.263332
    >>263331
    This entire image looks like AI.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263335
     No.263335
    >>263283
    Buddy I still miss Yoshikaze, Shohozan and Harumafuji.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263337
     No.263337
    >missing Shohozan
    ... how?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263340
     No.263340
    >>263331
    I didn’t know Ingrid was a real person
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263342
     No.263342
    >>263119
    >The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long – and you have burned so very, very brightly, Dan.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263343
     No.263343
    File: file.png (2.1 MB, 1406x848)
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    tfw no stalker fangirls
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263344
     No.263344
    >>263343
    Speak for yourself.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263346
     No.263346
    File: Dan GQ Hype.jpg (541 KB, 2000x2500)
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    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263350
     No.263350
    New DOSUKOI Sumo Sloppa

    Shitatenage: Underarm Throw
    https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/5001516/
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263352
     No.263352
    >>263337
    I also miss Shohozan.
    Dude was a scrapper, as the kids say, he had that dawg in him.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263353
     No.263353
    >>263352
    Sir?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263354
     No.263354
    File: 1661930255426097.png (341 KB, 699x500)
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    >>263353
    Nothing wrong with some nipples in a sumo thread
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263355
     No.263355
    >>263352
    Post-weightloss Aoiyama looks like THAT?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263356
     No.263356
    >>263353
    Smallest tits posted in the thread desu.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263357
     No.263357
    File: 545454.webm (1.94 MB, 800x600)
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    >>263343
    tobizaru when he gets home after meeting "fans"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263363
     No.263363
    >>263352
    komi found a new friend
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263367
     No.263367
    >>263357
    >Asanoyama earning his suspension, 2020, colorized
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263386
     No.263386
    Neat.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263387
     No.263387
    >>263386
    yeah good times, when there were no brownoids in paris.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263389
     No.263389
    >>263387
    Retard.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263390
     No.263390
    Most of the wrestlers will suffer from Paris syndrome when they get back and it will affect their sumo
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263391
     No.263391
    >They will experience culture shock when they are back in their native Japan.
    Yeah, 'cause that makes sense.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263392
     No.263392
    Do you think they'll put an ankle bracelet on all the rikishi and confine them only to the good part of Paris to not taint their image of France?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263394
     No.263394
    >>263392
    Is there a good part of Paris? London has the Kensington area, what's the Paris equivalent?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263395
     No.263395
    >>263389
    He's right, retard.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263396
     No.263396
    >>263386
    >"Remove the barrier and this would make for an excellent dohyo"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263398
     No.263398
    >>263395
    Miller was writing about fucking Negresses in Montmartre in the 1930's. You're a retarded child.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263399
     No.263399
    >>263396
    How will they raise it another inch for every safety complaint though
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263400
     No.263400
    >>263399
    Hot air balloon, as is their way.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263401
     No.263401
    Which beya has the best chanko? It must come down to these three
    >Nishonoseki
    huge buff from Onosato yushos that must have run out by now, but they must still get ton of good meat and produce from their supporters club
    >Tatsunami
    Goat chief Kokoryunami + same supporter buff
    >Isegahama
    Most Sekitori= lots of good food from their supporters, but given their numbers I think they probably only eat chanko nabe to help with the logistics
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263402
     No.263402
    >>263401
    If Nishonoseki rikishi are being buffed by yusho quality chanko I'd hate to see how fucking awful they'd be without it. And Onosato's last yusho was September so they're still running on their year's supply of shit. Kisenosato is dreading that shit running out and having to pay food bills again. The amount of money Onosato has saved him must be insane.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263403
     No.263403
    >>263398
    And today you can't tell the difference between Africa and Paris. You're a retarded child.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263406
     No.263406
    >>263403
    That has nothing to do with what was alleged, faggot.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263408
     No.263408
    >>263406
    You know, he does look a bit like Oho.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263411
     No.263411
    >>263406
    look at Taiho's face expression,..I don't think he liked what he saw either
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263412
     No.263412
    >>263403
    Are there more blacks in Paris now? Yeah
    Were there A LOT of blacks in France even in 1962? Yeah
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263416
     No.263416
    >>263352
    women's sumo would be a lot more popular if they were all topless.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263418
     No.263418
    >>263416
    Facts
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263419
     No.263419
    Women's sports are a joke because they segregate themselves away from better competition.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263420
     No.263420
    >>263416
    Back when onnazumo was a thing it was literally a topless activity performed by prostitutes, the Japanese equivalent of mud wrestling. It was outlawed for the sake of public morals.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263421
     No.263421
    >>263411
    >This country's chanko isn't very good
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263422
     No.263422
    >>263416
    Not really. Female sumo larpers look disgusting.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263423
     No.263423
    >>263412
    So what’s your point Paris was 95 percent French vs 30 percent French it doesn’t change the fact it’s a shithole that gives japs ptsd when they go expecting to see white people and instead see browns.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263425
     No.263425
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    lmao
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263427
     No.263427
    >>263425
    listening to a mong talk about history be like:
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263434
     No.263434
    >>263423
    Retard
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263435
     No.263435
    >>263422
    I can tell from this that you've never actually seen it. There are plenty of eastern bloc cuties.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263437
     No.263437
    >>263435
    That's surprising. You're still retarded for watching women's sports though.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263438
     No.263438
    >>263437
    I'm sure you're retarded for liking what you like too.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263439
     No.263439
    >>263438
    I don't watch women's sports, so no.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263440
     No.263440
    Have there been any updates on injuries in the joi?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263441
     No.263441
    >>263440
    Yes. Everyone is injured.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263442
     No.263442
    >>263439
    You sound like a homosexual.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263443
     No.263443
    >>263442
    You might have a point if watching them was the only way to see attractive women.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263444
     No.263444
    >>263440
    Onosato thinks he's good to go for July
    Hoshoryu's injury was just a bad muscle pull so he'll be fine
    Dan is fine
    Zak will lose rank either way
    Papa will show up and trudge on as usual

    Still can't believe the YDC said they're willing to consider Kirishitma's result a yusho equivalent.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263445
     No.263445
    God I can't wait for Onosato to be fighting fit again. Been too long since we saw the complete dominance he's capable of.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263446
     No.263446
    >>263445
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpDTGn1S_o

    Just hold W lmao???
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263447
     No.263447
    >>263446
    breaks my heart, we never got an Onosato zensho yusho before he retired
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263448
     No.263448
    >>263446
    That hasn't worked in its usual form since november. Can only hope he's finally resolved for good whatever problem he's had since then.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263449
     No.263449
    >>263447
    Hoshoryu's only claim to fame as a Yokozuna before the 46 time winner Asahifuji began his reign is he got to wipe his taint on Onosato's rope.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263450
     No.263450
    >>263449
    imagine having to wear a rope someone wiped their taint on
    how humiliating
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263451
     No.263451
    >>263448
    He needs to study more Wajima
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263452
     No.263452
    >>263434
    Yes, you are, indeed, a retard.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263453
     No.263453
    >>263451
    Kisenosato always looks like he's holding a shit in.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263454
     No.263454
    File: Nishonoseki.webm (3.49 MB, 720x720)
    3.49 MB
    3.49 MB WEBM
    >>263453
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263456
     No.263456
    >>263454
    Somewhere between "I need a shit" and Pink Guy lies Kisenosato.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263457
     No.263457
    >>263446
    >Day 8 Hosh v Takkers
    >The gyoji just fucking loses it
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263459
     No.263459
    >>263452
    You should get out more.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263474
     No.263474
    >>263422
    yeah, but they're fascinatingly ugly, the kind you want to see jiggle and wobble and slam into each other to see if they get any uglier. These ham beasts going topless would be a great spectacle, and also the only reason to watch since they all suck at this sport.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263476
     No.263476
    The July tourney will be my 2nd basho and ive had fun watching so far. Been poking around older Sumo before i started watching and im curious which modern Yokozuna were the good guys and bad guys? Also somebody needs to find a better pic for Musashimaru on Wiki.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263477
     No.263477
    >>263449
    Why are Neville posters obsessed with taints?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263478
     No.263478
    >>263476
    Asashoryu was the most entertaining one. Watch the video of all of his fights vs Hakuho.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263479
     No.263479
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    >>263476
    Personally I don't think any sumo wrestler is a really bad guy. Except Hokuseiho. Fuck that guy.

    Among the yokozuna, only Futahaguro is a true screw-up. The others that could reasonably described as having a "bad" reputation are Asashoryu and depending on where you stand- Takanohana and Hakuho.

    Asashoryu and Hakuho because they could arguably be said to have lacked hinkaku, for being mongolian and for using techniques said to be "beneath" a yokozuna. Personally I think nothing is more honorable than victory and more wrestlers ought to fight how they fought.

    Takanohana is controversial because he tried to revolutionize the sumo association by running for chairman, which although they vote on it, is typically settled via prior negotiation between factions. Before Takanohana, sumo stables could be independent of a faction, but because of his 'unauthorized' participation in the election for chairman, all stables have since been required to be part of a larger faction, to ensure that the oyakata don't get funny ideas again. This whole thing could be said to be good or bad depending on your perspective. It was a victory for the traditional way the association runs things.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263480
     No.263480
    >>263479
    >for being mongolian and for using techniques said to be "beneath" a yokozuna
    gr8 b8 m8
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263482
     No.263482
    >>263477
    That's not the only thing he repeats at every chance.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263484
     No.263484
    >>263444
    >losing a basho where none of the joi were present is a yusho equivalent
    they just can't wait to get rid of hosh
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263488
     No.263488
    >>263444
    >can't believe the YDC said they're willing to consider Kirishitma's result a yusho equivalent.
    No way.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263489
     No.263489
    >>263488
    I don't think it was the YDC. Some elder made a fleeting comment that if he gets a dominant yusho in Nagoya he will be put into consideration.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263492
     No.263492
    >>263477
    Lad just can't help but force every "joke" he thinks of.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263493
     No.263493
    >>263476
    They were all good guys, and they were all bad guys.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263494
     No.263494
    >>263492
    >force
    >3 months since last usage
    This is the definition of rent free.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263496
     No.263496
    >>263489
    >yeah if he gives us the first zensho in fuckin uh four years we'll consider it sure
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263498
     No.263498
    >>263480
    Yes. His elbow at the tachiai and his last four or five years in general were a disgrace to the sport, not just his rank. Thankfully he's off doing his own tranny clown tournaments now and not part of the association.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263499
     No.263499
    >>263476
    Harumafuji is goated for winning through sheer refusal to lose. 9 yusho and 3 were zensho including back to back for his Yokozuna promotion.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263503
     No.263503
    >>263498
    Retard
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263504
     No.263504
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263509
     No.263509
    File: hon hon.png (2.32 MB, 1108x1477)
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    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263511
     No.263511
    >>263509
    il est...takanosho...
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263512
     No.263512
    File: 2026-06-10_22-12.png (752 KB, 691x880)
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    Can't believe Asakoryu had to drop out of the event from food poisoning.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263531
     No.263531
    File: Abi Paris.png (459 KB, 720x529)
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    >Bonjer
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263532
     No.263532
    >>263398
    As an exception. An exception so notable it drove them to write about it. Not the rule, as is the case today.
    The fact you don't 'see' this subtle difference makes me question your sincerity. It's like you're OK with presenting as genuinely retarded.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263534
     No.263534
    >>263532
    Anon said there were no browns in Paris in the 60's. He was wrong and retarded. You are also retarded for not understanding the discussion.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263535
     No.263535
    >>263534
    Well anyway, fat japanese blokes barging into each other.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263536
     No.263536
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263537
     No.263537
    >>263536
    >Nabatame c. 2040
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263539
     No.263539
    >>263537
    Sentoryu's physique was fucking great. He really was Nabatame (forma de makuuchi).
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263540
     No.263540
    >Nabatame
    >Mita
    >Kiryuko
    >Asahifuji
    >Wakanofuji
    >Tenshoyama
    >Omori

    Three sekitori returning from injury and four top prospects all in Makushita at the same time. I cannot wait, though the smart money's on Asahifuji.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263542
     No.263542
    >>263540
    >reddit beya
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263543
     No.263543
    File: ......jpg (65 KB, 600x600)
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    >>263534
    >still seething about brownoids
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263544
     No.263544
    I think you'll find I was seething at a historical inaccuracy.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263545
     No.263545
    >>263544
    you weren't in Paris in the 1960s and you have no idea what it was like there, you're seething over your unreasonably high opinion of yourself
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263547
     No.263547
    >>263545
    I know that there were brown people there, because I'm not a /pol/-brained tard. I'm not sorry that some of my knowledge is gained secondhand.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263548
     No.263548
    >>263545
    Anon, there was literally a black guy in the video. >>263406 How exactly are you trying to argue against it? lol
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263550
     No.263550
    >>263547
    >I'm not a /pol/-brained tard
    you clearly are very obsessed with /pol/, you're the only one in this thread screeching about /pol/, everyone else is here to discuss /sumo/
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263551
     No.263551
    File: Cleese and so on.gif (988 KB, 500x383)
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    >Post picture of sumo wrestler.
    >Reply is retarded racist comment.
    >Point out that they're wrong and dumb.
    >"Hurr durr, you're not on-topic!"
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263552
     No.263552
    >>263479
    I think Kotozakura is a disrespectful dickhead and should be added to the list of bad guys.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263553
     No.263553
    File: Kotozakura warmup.png (1.73 MB, 1920x1080)
    1.73 MB PNG
    >>263552
    Why?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263554
     No.263554
    >>263552
    wtf he's such a cutie patooie
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263555
     No.263555
    >>263552
    I don't think he's disrespectful but he sure is dumb as fuck for what he did after that november basho lmao
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263557
     No.263557
    NEW THREAD

    >>263556

    >>263556

    >>263556

    >>263556

    >>263556
    >>263556

    >>263556

    >>263556
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263558
     No.263558
    >>263540
    >Asahifuji
    Who will stop him?
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263567
     No.263567
    >>263548
    The problem is the quantity of browns today as opposed to in 60s for example.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263570
     No.263570
    >>263567
    As long as we're agreed that there were, in fact, brown people in Paris.
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.263663
     No.263663
    >>263550
    Agree.
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