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What's up /xs/bros. I hope you've all been having a rad spring so far. I'm here to catch everyone up with how our divegrass team has been coming along. This past Autumn Cup was my first cup as manager. It was a very fun and retarded first run, but it was also a trainwreck in terms of results, as we lost the 3 games we had.

Next weekend our team plays in the Spring Cup qualifiers. I swore to do much better this Spring Cup, so I've been working a lot on the tactics side. We've had a lot of help for our aesthetics from people outside of the team. We made a lot of changes, and a lot more changes are on the way. I know exactly what our stadium and ball will look like, but I was not able to make the time to make them. Those will be my priorities for the next cup.

The schedule for the Spring Cup qualifiers next weekend is the following

April 10 - vs /co/

April 11 - vs /vst/

April 12 - vs /lit/

Please come support our team. I will do my best to get us out of these qualifiers and get into the proper Cup.

I'd also like to remind everyone that we have a >dicksword for our team, and you're welcome to join. The invite link is on the contact info page on the rigged wiki.

And now for the big reveal. I present to you, your new /xs/ roster for this 4cc Spring Cup 2026


Zorb and Soaping General (GK)
Aggressive Inline
Dan
But I'm Worried About Brain Damage
>horseSHITryu
/k/ But For Felons
Earth Rocker (Silver)
Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest (Silver)
He Burned My Patch (Silver)
The Ultimate Martial Art (Gold)
Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare (Gold)

Enho
Bikeposting
The GOAT
Boxing/Muay Thai + BJJ
The Last Emperor
Maid To Skate
God I Wish I Was Surfing Right Now
Kimbo Slice
Skiing and Riding have fallen
Trust Me The Parachute Will Open
Too Broke For This Shit (GK)
Suspension Autism