Lately, I've been trying to light a match with just my mind. It seems doable enough, and it's a much stronger proof of paranormal phenomena than gay psi-wheel and waving your hands at empty coke cans. I don't see why it shouldn't be possible. Anyone else ever manage to exhibit true telekinetic phenomena?
>>43148859>It seems doable enough I don't understand how people can be this dumb. It must take effort.
>>43148900You need all of 5 milijoules of energy to strike a match. If you can't do that much, you can't do anything.
>>43148859>It seems doable enough
You can probably do it with enough static electricity
>>43148934Do it with your penis and I'll be impressed
>>43148900>>43148945It takes a very small amount of energy to ignite a match, in terms of physics. If you can't generate that amount of energy you basically can't do anything. That's why it's a good experiment. It cuts through all the non-falsifiable crap. It's an objective measurement, while still being relatively easy. Moving an object with your mind takes an order of magnitude more energy and it's not surprising people can't do it, even if telekinesis is real.
>>43148859I believe you can do it. When I was little, 4 or 5, I had some plastic you buckets that I played with. I lined them up in a square pattern:X__XX__XI put a small plastic ball under 1 and tapped it with a small plastic shovel thinking of moving the ball,I did move it from one to another, after doing it 3-4 times I went to get my caretakers attention. He was in the room watching baseball and I wanted to show him my cool esp power, well I couldn't do it again but your post has encouraged me to train my hidden esp abilities, I'm rooting for us both my friend. >Godspeed
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>>43148963I did it! This is going to be a cool trick at the club. Thanks bro
>>43148859Does my Brain-Computer interface count? Haven't been able to do anything without it
>>43149055Leave the match outside under the sun. If the sun cannot ignite the match it is weak and basically can't do anything.
>>43148859I have delusions about having a variety of woohoo superpowers but I can only use them outside the range of my five senses. So I can never have proof that their real.plausible deniability
>>43148900>I don't understand how people can be this dumb.Is there a reason why it's dumb or are you just a power-normie asserting things outside your Overton window as dumb?
>>43149860Bring out a focusing tool (magnifying glass) and you can ignite whatever you want. What would be the human's focusing tool though
>>43150827Technically if you could physically stimulate it, we do actually have a real 3rd eye in the pineal gland. Other animals have it placed a bit closer to their frontal skins and it acts as a real sensor for other light wavelengths, and could be manipulated to refract or focus that light.Now, as to if humans could do this, we'd probably have to actually drill a physical hole in our skulls aimed directly at the spot so enough light could hit it for it to actually focus things.But ya never know, people are pretty inventive.Might start seeing techno-hippies roving around with lens tubes drilled into their skulls around where those Indians put the red dot. Now that'd be a sight wouldn't it, kek.
>>43149860You can easily harness the power of the sun to ignite a match. If you can't harness your personal power to ignite a match, then you have very little to none of it.
>>43149867Fuck you demon. You're nothing, you'll always be nothing, always jumping to conclusions where it's a 24/7 crab in a bucket mentality
>>43148859Unless you’re trying to use ESP to lift the match up and strike it against the box to light it, you are talking about pyrokinesis and not telekinesis.
>>43151692Im sorry you feel that way
>>43151692AIM THAT SHIT ELSE WEAR BITCH IM NOT THE ONE DRAGGING YOU DOWN
>>43150749This is the most NPC response possible.
>>43148859Here you go, anon. https://youtube.com/shorts/iQ5KS-j6V5Q
>>43152621Right in your asshole crab. Someone wants to do something you have no idea how to do. >STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE YOURSELFEAT THE FATTEST DICK FUCKER & CHOKE ON IT.>>43148859It can be done op, Russians have a lot of research in this occult art. I believe in you
>>43152829Im sorry you feel that way>It can be done op
>>43152829and when the government sees your psi abilities as a threat, then what?
I did. How can do it again.
>>43153121You should never try anything because of what someone else might do. You might ruffle some feathers and you'd hate that, don't try anything, stay under the radar. Rat on your friends if possible and discourage anyone from doing anything, don't forget to pay your taxes and die for Israel.>Remember, if you take a chance you might fall and fail, never try anything. Make sure your circumcised and get every male you know get circumcised, we wouldn't want anyone to not be in the eunuch caste system
>>43153396No just cover you ass, because some of the doors you walk threw lock behind you.
>>43153396try studying the chemical reaction that causes ignition and visualize it occurring in you mind eye then project that onto the match headand next time you bit someone's head off be sure and chew each bite at least 20 times :-p
>>43153588Checked and rechecked
>>43149801I can do psychokinesis-the ability to manipulate psycho's
