>a week ago, amazon falsely reported Judge Judy's death to virally promote the finale of her amazon show>Patrick Stewart is alive, he just chose to retire and was paid a great sum by Disney so they could promote Doomsday as his last film and affect critical reception by attaching an "In Memory Of" to the end of the film >Norm Macdonald, Bob Saget and Gilbert Gottfried all saw the writing on the wall, all "died" within the same 6-month span and retired to a celebrity community either on an island or in an underground community.>Epstein Who else?
>>43147477I think Michelle Trachtenberg was probably a sacrifice though
May West may have faked her alive. Or rather her brother did, allegedly.
Joan Rivers and David Bowie faked their deaths. Jim Morrison (rumored to also be Rush Limbaugh), Trevor Moore might have (tweeted that he would fake his death)
>>43147477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyUUrrYsrQWho but someone planning to take their death would do this, especially when visibly in good health.
>>43147477Bill Hicks faked his death to become Alex Jones
>>43147931Jo(rd)an Rivers
andy kaufman
>>43148160Makes sense. I always thought "Alex Jones" sounded like such a fake name.
>>43147931I didn't realize until just now that Rivers isn't going to be in the new Spaceballs. Thank god. >>43148091pic related
>>43148160>Both names have the same amount of lettersWoah
>>43147599>bergsilly got. we don't sacrifice our own
>>43151868you're foolish
>>43151686look very similar and were connected in life through mutual friends and Sacred Cow Productions. Furthermore Alex Jones looks ten years older than what he claims and it's been like that since he was in his 20s, looking like he was pushing 40. And there are videos of Bill Hicks doing vocal impressions very similar to Alex Jones distinctive voice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtq5Xcuywgw
>>43147931IDK man, Bowie was looking pretty haggard in the "Lazarus" video. However, the very name of that song seems to suggest that maybe you're right.
>>43147477Stewart was old as fuck and still working. Of course he died. Old people die. It's the quintessential old person act.
>>43147477Literally every celebrity you've ever heard of, going back at least a century. They're hiding immortality and age-reversal tech from us normies. Thing is, I don't think they can give up the limelight so easily. What you want to look for are people in their twenties who came out of nowhere and look like celebrities who 'died' years or decades before.
>>43152263youre jewish
>>43153309>hiding immortality and age-reversal techsome celebs that are highly known for ingesting insane quantities of drugs that would OD anyone else several times over, as well as surviving injuries, - there's a "look" to them. some kind of weird hyper-mega middle-age. they look like some weird super-40yo and are immune to death.
