Persecuted and killed by jealous cowards for getting bitches. A theme of this fake and gay world. All thinking they're going to paradise when they die. Paradise is a woman's ass. That's why they spent their lives on Earth being cowards making laws over what men do with their dick and balls.
Polygamy is illegal in all 50 states.Remember this when you go home from work to your ugly fat bitch wife. The gubbermint needs your labor and monies. How can it extract your labor and monies when you spend all of your time eating, drinking, living for free and fucking bitches?
They're all going to burn in hell forever, right?
>For me, not for theeThere are some creepy fuckers in this world. Maybe women would be more resourceful if they started bitching about prohibition and tranny laws imposed to restrict our freedoms. Instead of everything else.If you were robbed of your birthright by a large group of people who did it for fun then you must be entitled to at least one jihad.
>But we won and you lostSee you at the bottom of the lake of fire, piggies.
Mormon Esoteric Hitlerism is a beautiful vision of the future.
What's the EHLDS view on Kolob?
The thing is, what if you really did see a thousand years in a blink of an eye? What if you really did see the day of judgement, meet God and became immortal?>>43144740>KolobI saw a white cherub at the throne of God for a second. When they open up your 3rd eye, it happens so fast.Pic related. I saw something that looked like this too. Except it was glowing white, and it had four faces on its head.
>>43144740So basically Mormon CIA niggers in hyperspace?Damn.But yeah I did see Kolob briefly. How does it work? You mean to tell me the overlords gave us all implants in our brains they can use to show themselves to us?Reminiscing to when I was young and seeing ghosts and shit.
guys watch my mormon anime opening sloppahttps://youtube.com/shorts/fi90B0614EM?si=DgdySiHmezJzF8yB
>>43144809This but make the entire series just an anime porn marathon of him and everyone else fucking all of their wives in hyperspace.
Smack a bitch up with the Book of Mormon.Trying to explain to these hoes..
In Mormon Esoteric Hitlerist Heaven we chase those fat blue haired bull dyke bitches in the government around with steamrollers.
>>43144818sounds bretty heckin based anon!when sora gets back ill get started on it
>>43144884Where's Hitler in the intro?>when sora gets back ill get started on itDo one of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun too.
>>43144634Happy to contribute to the fall of mormonismI grew up Mormon, now Buddhist, AMA
>>43144987Do the ladies spread their ass?Or do they just fuck the rich, older members of the church?Traditional courting for marriage is just weird and feels like a humiliation ritual having to wait to get married just to stick your dick in a cunt.What the fuck are these guys thinking?
What do EHLDS think of Joseph Smith's Jupiter talisman?
>>43145043Sexy jiggly tits and ass.
>>43145000>chek'dI fill my womans cunt with fat hunks of rubber, pump them up big as it gets and love ruining her, just to know that other men will toss her out like the trash she is once they see what's been taken of her.Take em for 6 months, load em up with jizz, and dump em to know what they're worth to the world, thats what I say.You dont even want to know the rancid shit they'll do in the temple if you let em, older members of the church, these women will fuck anyone with their pants off behind closed doors. Playing pure but we know what they wantWaiting till marriage, what cuck would ever. I want it, I do it. I find a slut to ruin every week, they never recover from what i do to em.If they're ruined by god then thats their problem, they can fix it, these pussy monks would never stop me from ruining their women.
>>43145043They don't care about it at all. Its just misinformation around put out by people who are against mormonism, this is what they think, at least the ones who know about it at all, for the most part their pretty unplugged from all that. If you mention it to your local missionaries you might change their mind, I've seen it happen.
>>43145056>Waiting till marriage, what cuck would ever.It's monarch programming aimed at the young and naive. You'd be surprised. Me personally, I really do believe in God. The fundamental reality is beautiful and it is perfect and I don't really mind. I was raised Christian with monogamous values so I learned into polygamy the hard way. It's just some guys are twats and women are whores.>You dont even want to know the rancid shit they'll do in the temple if you let em.>Playing pure but we know what they wantObviously. The Christian roleplay is cute though. Two smoking hot bitches came to my house. They invited me to come to church but I said no. I'm on a mission from Adolf Hitler. Helldivers are coming.
>>43145074I don't get why. Joseph Smith's ties to folk magic makes him cooler
>>43145096I think Joseph Smith interacted with fairies.I'm not joking.
>>43145105Probably true. I wonder if they deceived him into making his church Abrahamic or if he had to deceive the members of the church
>>43145115I wouldn't say deceived.There's a problem in the world with guys going around enslaving people in the name of God. Who the fuck wants that filthy shit?
>>43145141Why else would it be Abrahamic if there was no deception?
>>43145150Ever heard of arabian slave harems.It's conquest. All of these groups of people are our enemies. They hate white men. Love our women. Comprende?All that bullshit about God means nothing to those faggots.
>>43145091All they do is think about their pussies, women are sluts, they want to man like me to destroy them. Theyre not better than me, nobody is.Tell them that there is no evidence of steel manufacturing in tribal america, then they'll give you what you want from em. Make em lose their religeon and take whats left of their mind with your cock, they'll never think of anything but you.
>>43145096They're just cool looking things, they look meaningful. Imagine you are him with these in your possession. You can pull a community together with these things, they're pretty and esoteric. Mormons today dont give a shit about some bronze engravings, you dont really know what they are either, you have a name for them, but what does the scholarship say on whats written on them, what do they say to themselves about them.They say that these are a scripture that' s been found, they have a name for it. The Pearl of Great Price, they say its more about Moses and his work. They have a special connection with Moses that most people don't know about.
>>43145209Well it really is the fault of peoples for not rediscovering their God or gods. Obviously when you awaken in reality, you think of it like a game. Well, why do I exist? People assume creative, divine, primordial forces of chaos, creation and destruction embedded in our ancient mythos. Monotheism simplifies this with a singular Godhead. Ancient priests were onto some seriously crazy shit. They were scientists.
>>43145245what did you think of my anime opening bro
>>43145245>You can pull a community together with these things, they're pretty and esoteric.Mormon Esoteric Hitlerist village has a Jupiterian priest.
>>43145245I like the Pearl of Great Price more than the BoM and D&C. Lays the groundwork for the Cult of Dionysus of Latter-day Ubermenschen
How exactly does the Esoteric Hitlerism fit in with this ideology?
>>43145294I'm just throwing shit at a wall.
>>43145248No matter what you believe, you have to anchor on what its anchored on. People forget what it is when you unify it all into one thing, we dont go deeper into the most ancient tradition, and figure out how to do that. Theyre cheats.
>>43145302Like old YouTube.Now its gay ass fuck!
>>43145280What is this jupiterian priest, the only thing i know about jupiter is that it stops asteroids from coming into the inner solar system, how can I be a priest of this? I don't like asteroids as much as the next guy.
Based
>>43145308get a jupiter talisman and read the pearl of great price and nietzsche's anti christ
>>43145319>>43145280Fuck you for validating this guy cant you see hes a poser, you think he is big and happy, you think hes a priest, hes a wad of shit here to ruin what we've built. dont give him advice on how to be who he is, hes gonna stay here if he does that.
>>43145283Nono, mormonism is a conspiracy by the us federal government deep in memetics to seedbed the possible security of a state. Ubermench, the culture is the killer. not muh dick.
>>43145329What makes him a poser?>>43145348I just don't think that's true
>>43145329Ah yes. He's tugging our weens.Gotta weed out the traitors.Children of the corn style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOAYdWl4KKM>>43145348I don't see them fucking me. I have to go to church and pay the tithe.
>>43145307Their brains are screaming spahgetti, old youtube was hell on wheels man! Rap battle in this shit, they should rerun video responses, now that was real.
>>43145367I feel like the world was invaded by a creepy alien rapist or some shit.Everything on YouTube is mind rape. I swear.Scrolling through cringe.
>>43144634>MORMON ESOTERIC HITLERISM GENERALTo be fair makes perfect sense. It's basically just a mormon version of Christian Identity, right?Suprised the jannies don't have a problem with this lmao
>>43145374We get every dude who ever lived and circle jerk around every woman who ever lived. This is the secret handshake for new members.
>>43145385How many wives am I allowed to have if I convert?
>>43145399Infinity wives.
>>43145364I've been had. They know it and so do I. Chew em up like celery and pop em like tomatoes, women are trash and the the last cuck whos name I erase with her pussy. doesn't know it, they arent even looking. Buddha can act wise all he want, and sure he can show you the memetic layer substrating reality, abandon god, and connect your pineal gland but he forgot about one thing, the the god between a womans legs I can bury my substrate in.
>>43145415No you don't get it.Mormon Esoteric Hitlerism makes that kind of thing irrelevant.The correct strategy is to mind your karma, do unto others as you would have them do to you and lastly, if your hole is broken, get another one.Well not when you have serial predators stalking you everywhere you go and every woman you talk to.
>>43145436>lastly>implyingYou think you're the teacher here, like I'm getting a lesson from you. You dont tell me how to smash pussy, i tell you how to ruin pussy, its what I do. I'll take cash or credit. You think I don't know you, Ive been on this website for over 15 years, I can smell a slut through the yekerblak. You think you have something to provide me?!?! You dont know you, like I do. I'll do men too ruin that hole and write my name all over it.
>>43145515Relax, Fleece!
>>43144809Very nice. I like it.
>>43144634White people are trash, mormonism is Hitlerianhttps://youtu.be/Pl8B55MqOQo?si=e-QqC0MnJccOjFOHThey think this ruins their religion, why do they do it like that. American exceptionalism, huh America is trash, two world wars and a wall of global tyranny for a millennia. No wonder it would spawn such spewtum.
>>43145609But we like the Mormons
>>43145609>mormonism is HitlerianIf you were immortal, would you really have the same wife for an eternity?No you wouldn't. So there you go.
>>43144809Dam that brings me back, I love your anime opening. Its a wonderful feast for the eyes, and the mind. Just lovely. Thank you for this.
>tfw can't attend LDS Halloween because I'm sick:(
>>43145691I'm going to go trick or treating as a Mormon
>>43144740Kolob is the star of the solar system Elohim lives on, where he is eternally embodied with his celestial wives. Heavenly Father has 8888 wives while Jesus has 888 wives.
>>43145705Prime opportunity to rizz up the sisterbaddies and I'm just gonna be coughing in bed all night.
>>43145738What does that have to do with Esoteric Hitlerism or Yakub?
>>43145774>he doesn't knowNGMI
>>43145774I'm Yakub and I met God.
>>43145788>88Dubs confirm
>>43145738>>43145788>88They are real. God is real. People are playing stupid games with their souls. That's what I'm saying.
>>43145781Can you enlighten me?>>43145788Which god? What was he like?
>>43145941>Which god? What was he like?They are a totally perfect being.
>>43146135Which god though? Totally perfect would imply the Monad, but that wouldn't really be possible
>>43146243Do you believe in love?
>>43146262Yeah. You met Eros?
>>43145629but your wife is immortal and young too
