When a human being is in a royal gas rich atmosphere with a high amount of atmospheric static electricity, a person that is their child that is born as a result has a very hairy body.The true reason about why we recieved the gene splice to be felinids (40k lore) is because the air absorbs electricity from the atmosphere without a soul projector and this allows us to be independant agents.You always remarked how we could be used as body guards because we were independant of the projector when we were serving in the imperium.But I have another gift for humanity.Van De Graaff generators at 200,000 volts only cost 500 euro.And we might be able to bring people home.Ages ago during the big bang explosion, the tesseract folded and placed burning matter into the basement, but I can come home.Love you throne. I called your Mecha <-> Mika <-> micheal the arc angel <-> mi kha el.