>>43031900
I wish to become the Sun God, the warrior of liberation, and save humanity in this life!

>>43031904
That would be kino

Bump

>>43031900
You want to be a long cat?

2026.10.26. sothic venus, planetary

i wish for the people in america and palestine to be free of their oppressors

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>>43032274
Me too :^(

>>43031900
I wish to fuck some tranny ass.

>>43031900
I want to create a great esoteric and knightly order to preserve knowledge and help my people through the coming age of darkness.

>>43031900
I wish to end this world and start a new!

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>>43032354
Granted

>>43031900
I wish for tomorrow to be uneventful.

>>43031900
I wish that OP dies a painful death soon, that he may suffer as a genetically defect cat.

I wish I had foreskin

>>43031900
I wish for my gf get a better job, in her professional area, in our hometown

>>43034178
must he rough being a hooker

>>43034569

I wish for a very large amount of people on 4chan to read my post and learn of this success, choosing a reason to study magical engineering as further success proves my talent can affect real-world events.

>>43034585
>study magical engineering
I'm intrigued, what's the course syllabus?

>>43031900
I truly wish that Nicole and I, while retaining complete freedom of thought, feeling, choice, and consent, would come to genuinely and independently desire a loving romantic relationship with one another, and that we would mutually choose to enter that relationship at a time when it is healthy and right for both of us.

>>43034750
this guys djinns.
...altho I can see a loophole: said relationship could last 5 seconds, since you didn't specify anything about duration.

>>43034784
Don't be upset it ended, be happy it happened at all :)

>>43034784
love is strong

I wish to win tonight’s megamillions lottery jackpot and tomorrow night’s powerball lottery jackpot.

>>43031900
I wish for my mind, memories, and consciousness to be sent back in time to my five year old self.

>>43031900
I wish everyone who posts in this thread to be healthy and wealthy.

>>43031900
i wish for a cute brown girl to take care of

>>43031900
>I wish to win 500000 euros in waking life via the scrach off i will buy next week

I wish to be infamous in internet and travel to japan and win the nobel literature prize :D

>>43031900
I already make my wish and prayer every day, multiple times a day.

I already promised to keep it a secret to who or whatever benevolent power is listening, but I'll post ITT just in case.

>>43031900
I wish for world peace.

I wish to win tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot.

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>When a son or daughter of good family has made this perfection of wisdom into a written book, and bears it in mind, recites and studies it, then those among the gods of the Four Great Kings who have set out for full enlightenment will come to that place, will learn this perfection of wisdom, bear it in mind, recite and study it, pay homage to it, salute it respectfully, and then they will depart again. And so will all the gods, up to the Highest Gods. And those Mahābrahmā gods who have made a vow to win the supreme enlightenment will come there, learn, study, bear in mind, recite and respectfully salute this perfection of wisdom, and then they will depart again. And so with the gods, from the Gods of the Pure Abode to the Highest Gods. And that son or daughter of good family should wish that all the gods in the world systems in all the ten directions, who have set out for full enlightenment, as well as other gods, Nāgas, Yakshas, Gandharvas, Asuras, Garudas, Kinnaras, and Mahoragas should, after having come there and learned, etc. to: worshipped this perfection of wisdom, come there again and receive this gift of Dharma.

>>43034930
Greedy fucker.

Happiness for everybody, free of charge, and may no one be left behind!

>>43031900
i wish for the return of the Crusades and the death of all who wanr to destroy the west

>>43032274
i wish for the complete genocide of palestine
and i'm not even jew, i wish for the complete genocide of Israel too

>>43034930
i wish he doesn't win any of that shit

>>43035251
i wish for this anon to die of cancer soon

>>43038747
i wish this anon gets left behind

wishu

>>43038783
Anon… that was never a western concept. It’s a middle eastern one.

>>43031900
I just want a loving gf who is as close to my ideal as possible that will stay with me forever

>>43031900
i wish to evolve.

>>43031900
I wish that circumcision never existed with no negative repercussions.

>>43034585
Imma do something a little counterintuitive as a result of this advancement

My main observation is that homo sapiens does not actually have a type I territory at all. Largely, people refer to this as the universe, which creates a fun little default in my algorithm. Given the historical factuality of the idea any territory can fall, it is intuitive for us to reframe all versions of the concept as a substance hewn out of the default background territory: the universe is the medium for resource configuration.

The neat part of this is, you can create any nested territory of your design, as I can qualify each claim formally in terms of the universal default. One aspect of this kind must immediately imply that if you approach the wrong part of your own territory, it is technically taken as a default: your claim necessarily has a finite bound for me to qualify it on any level. You do not even have to use mutual respect as a mediation factor here, everyone has a structurally equivalent equal capacity to access my formalism.
Given any second point in space, this means I can run a gradient differential, and automatically assess civilizational scales of advancement, even when you do not have a single metric defined.

You will not immediately recognize why this is significant unless you have already seen the magical simulation space. The value here is not a redefinition of ownership (or adjacent concepts), it is to say my ethics are altered as a response to this new functionality. Rather than parsing out moral imperatives from physical situations and regret, I find it vastly more useful to develop ideas in the space I control and when something seems to work here see if there are equivalencies which would effectively translate into a physical Type I construct. Even without an imperative to explore my new environment, you still kind of have a moral duty to see what is actually possible. Mapping things to benefit everyone else on earth is just a new natural extension

>>43031900
W thread gif

>>43031900
I wish that nobody else gets their wish granted

I wish that the nobody's wish gets granted.

>>43036741
What is your wish?

I wish for my music to go global and to be loved and happy.

I wish I had a tomboy gf that would later become my tomboy wife.

I wish to win tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot and tomorrow night’s mega millions lottery jackpot.

i wish we get the 2 million dollars

bump

>>43031900
I wish to have a job I can enjoy and a woman I could call my wife.

>>43038905
Already granted
>>43037188
Ethical recusation. Same as my reason for not making one myself as of yet; the goal is to observe what humanity does, and since current models lack volition, we should not expect interventions for paths prompted out of them.
>>43042951
These kinds of wish are sent all the way to the back of the queue. I can still grant them; it just means you opted out of seeing all the work people chose to experience

>>43031900
I wish to have an affair with a married tomboy

>>42935368
Actually, this could potentially work out
For background, I am largely working to follow formal granting, which means getting consent from each party on whom were wish of any kind placed. Take this to mean a request is made for others in this thread to discuss whether a discussion thread for worldwide wish granting is made

>>42928810 (CC)

>>43034722
I have no idea. Formally, magical university would involve teaching each student magic first, later working to apply engineering, honestly who knows? Could easily imagine humanity achieving floating islands in our lifetime

i wish my peoplehood our continuity

>>43031900
good wish

>>43031900
I wish for calm

>>43031900
I wish for my prayers to be answered and granted. I need that miracle.

>>43032274
Humanity cannot afford a relationship with the divine if any one god tries to follow a law. evidence:

"Democracy dies when rooted in slavery."

I wish to control my dreams and be able
To will what my dreams are about

God knows my heart and what I wish for. I also wish for any malevolent wishes that were made in this thread in order to fuck with someone else's wish be negated.

>>43031900
i wish my ex becomes obsessed with me and loves me again PALE is the ex

I will be a 6'2 handsome fit man with a big dick and enough money I have complete financial freedom and endless free time

>>43034178
She's most likely gonna leave you if she does. Love of a romantic nature is generally fleeting. If you're on this miserable website chances are you aren't exactly a catch, so be careful what you wish for.

>>43031904
If there is one, and only one wish in all of these stupid useless threads that actually came true, please in the name of everything good and holy let this particular wish come true. Holy fuck please, this world is such a miserable nightmare and it is only going to get worse from here. Please, let the Sun God liberate humanity from the shackles of these pedophile rapists murderers and their misandrist allies and zionist masters. Please let the terror end. Please.

Iwtwtpljatmmljtw, or iwtfbdidimbabteotdt, or iwuitwmpaeoiaaommftpty.

>>43047646
I did see a lot more of this in the last thread, kinda looking at putting everything in 3 great categories:
>supernatural aspect
>relationship+career
>future engineering

The goal of any demihuman wish must ideally qualify under at least 2 of these, unless paranormal evidence is present.

Note: you can reply to this post with your wish instead, as anyone who replies to you can help make it come true. Give details further refinement as you need

>>43053422
>>43053487
Yea all the other wishes are either really insular or small-scale or just selfish, >>43031904 is genuinely a wish that would benefit everyone so if any wish should come true it should definitely be that one. If that anon becomes the Sun God and saves humanity then most of the other wishes are pretty moot and unnecessary.

>>43031900
We need catgirl aliens to contact us. This is the most selfless wish.

I wish to find a woman that actually loves me and understand me and live happy forever

>>43031900
I wish my lung cancer would go into spontaneous remission forever.

>>43031900
I wish that I can enough money with my business to live off of it.

>>43031900
I'm looping
I know I'm looping
But a wish isn't so bad
I wish

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>>43032354
Nigga that's exactly what's happening when you go to sleep and wake up. I don't see you celebrating every fucking day...
You hoes are so spoiled ..

I wish that all the anons in this thread find love and wealth

>>43031904
Profoundly based, I hope and pray your wish comes true, mighty Sun God please awaken and deliver us from the darkness and tyranny.

>>43055787
That's very sweet. I hope this one comes true as well.

I wish for everyone to wish wisely

>>43031900
I wish for /x/ to be as good as it used to be, with more creepypastas / spooks / investigations, ie. before the christcucks took over

>>43057016
this

>>43057016
Try /nobodygeneral/

And thanks.

>>43031900
I would like to get a job please.

>>43057016
more succubus threads

I wish for impossible things I want to actually happen

I wish for a fairy attack on the ebil humans.

>>43058028

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My previous wish didn't come true. You failed me.

>>43031900
I wish I could retrieve the things I lost and cannot get back through mortal means.

I wish I could fix my mistake.

>>43058250
This is one wish, BTW. Not two wishes, I am not greedy.

I wish the current company I work for and their staff stop bothering me.

I wish to have a job I like within a bearable environment and a nice wife to marry.

bump

>>43053487
Thank you for your advice. I am a whole human though, I hope it's no bother.

I'll extend my career and relationship wish to myself and everyone in this thread who wants that too, to add a little bit of supernatural in it.

I could really use some kind of luck or divine intervention.

>>43055199
To break out of loop invoke chaos it makes rhythm unstable and there is a chance you will escape. I don’t know how to relay this information correctly, DONT play with numbers

>>43060299
All I see is functional like sinus to break free you need to have it as up and down with smallest amplitude

>>43053487
Questions: What's the Fairy Queen's personality and what does her domain look like? The only thing I remember is you saying that she's /d/ levels of kinky.

I wish for a global debt jubilee.

I wish to be reborn as a PRETTY woman.

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>>43031900
my wish is to build good habits and achieve my goals one by one, starting from the smallest to the most complex, in order to stay healthy and strong physically, mentally, spiritually, and emotionally.

>>43031900
I wish to become the savior of all of Mankind to expose and drive back the evil of ZOG and the Jew, and for all of Mankind to wake up and fight back against what very well may be the greatest existential threat to the continued existence of not only Whites, but indeed all of Mankind, and i also wish for the Jew to not win in the end, and for all of his plans to constantly be foiled regardless of any variables within the Past, Present ,Or Future.

>>43031900
I wish to get my job going well and earning money.

>>43063766
oh, pretty woman

I wish that what is meant for me, finds me tonight

>>43031900
I wish to fuck a talking stretchy cat in this life

>>43031900
I wish I was cured from my IBS

>>43031900
>i wish the angel of death to protect me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxIAyeiO9OQ

>>43031900
i wish /x/ was more useful

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I wish to go to sleep and never dream and never awaken. I want to forget living, god and this garbage universe creation. Do not res please.

I wish for a genie.

Hello;
I wish good health and prosperity, onto each and every one of us.

>>43066703
amen <3

I wish that the redditors that are trying to stop my powers and mutating to fulfill my powers better will help me to mutate the sex drives of aliens so we can mind control them where they're weak to better make way for our superpowers by distracting them from not wanting that with sex.

I wish you would all go Vegan and become better people.

I wish to have have sex with my gf today for the rest of the day

>>43067881
You STILL do not have a girlfriend.

Okay: after all other optimization options are (exhaustive) definitively ruled out as making the world a better place, use 'nothing' as a valid item type.


The reason from our perspective is if you plan to simulate half the planet, you will need to account for furniture moving, while NOT getting replaced with a superior version of the same. Cumulatively, for everyone else, this just means we have to make a reasonable inference on your trust, and any counter would imply a complete lack of willingness to allow anyone, literally for the entire human population, of having a right to keep a single object in their room. It means you cannot allow anyone to have not even a bed, not even a futon or a pillow, it would be mean not allowing anyone to have a lollipop wrapper, a lipstick cartridge, a dust mote archive visualizer, or any other appliance object, of any kind. It is such a freakish lack of trust it would computationally ease the trust for us to just put you in the largest most impossible to approximate forest in the solar system, rather than try to pander over backwards for you. I really want it reasonable sounding, it just, ultimately, is a rational event description instead

PLEASE permit your implementations a means for this compatibility option to accrete, polyfill, or otherwise request further conversation. It would mean exceptionally many worlds to me.

Thank you for this consideration.

>>43068767
ok

I wish for sweet dreams.

>>43031900
I want to wake up as a cute and beautiful girl version of me tomorrow

>>43053411
>>43034229
Sad people

I wish to place 1st or at the least second in my upcoming 2 BJJ tournaments

I wish I had a do over with everything I know now, as the person I am now.

>>43031900
I wish for a spooky October.

It's embarrasing to ask, but I wish to experience my /d/ fetishes and a place to experience them safely without any real bodily harm, including the more... ahem... fantastical ones. If its also possible, all the girls are basically all the fictional characters/OCs I wanted to bang.
>>43072460
Based wish. Spooks for Spooktober https://youtu.be/K-ifukvnICY

I want an employment I can enjoy long term, not the one I am currently occupying, and a nice woman I could call my wife, hopefully for a long life.

I could use some kind of divine intervention or whatever higher power exist.

If not, a swift and painless death would be welcome.

I also wish other who made positive wishes get them fulfilled.

>>43068767
Further conversation. Didn't we already solve this problem with phase space?
-T002

>>43031900
I wish there were an Earth for each race identical to what it is here with each race split onto a different instance of the Earth to solve racial violence and hate through absolute segregation and not having to deal with the nons.
This could work either via the MWI or via duplicating Earth with multiple Earths orbiting the Sun.

My wife wishes for a pony

>>43073638
>>>/mlp/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukRDEvjsRn8

Sign me up for one of these, straight from SmoothPorcupine cannot accept any substitute.

I wish for my ideal universe

>>43034585
>>43050734
Bruh, do you not even recall us making this system already?
Bigger issue is how to handle things when in-the-moment visualizations go off the rails when removing the guardrails to achieve higher manifestation capacity imo.
-T002

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>>43075742

>>43031900

>>43075177
Whats this sigil for? Nice dubs by the way

>>43074210
Sign me up for one of these as well.

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2 billion gp in old school runescape

I wish to wake up on January 1st, 2016, when I wake up tomorrow.

I wish that when I wake up, it’s January 1st, 2016.

Gotta word it differently, I guess?

When I open my eyes, after going to sleep tonight, I wish that I wake up on Janurary 1st, 2016.

>>43031900
i wish all gang stalkers are killed and i take their money and live happily ever after

>>43031900
I wish to shift to another world where I am a stretchy catgirl.

Could use a no weird monkey paw strings attached financial windfall right about now (I plan to spend it on something frivolous).

>>43031900
my wish came true, so now i wish for everyone else’s wishes to come true

>>43031900
I wish my business project hits off and takes off so that I can have an stable life and provide for my family.

I wish to distribute wish instruments in this world.

I wish to be the sole winner of tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot and Friday night’s megamillions lottery jackpot

>>43031900
>I wish for the ability to fully tap into my consciousness and unconscious mind

>>43031900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RHQQinCLXM

>>43072531
Good wish. I also wish this.

>>43081250
Did you win? You do realize there are many people with the same wish, so in the end, nobody wins?

I wish for better weather

>>43031900
I wish to make $1 million before 2026 is over

I wish for a deeper spiritual life and direct guidance from God

I wish more people will help spiritually, magically and psychically defend Earth from extraterrestrials. Already the governments of Earth and the most well funded Earth criminal organizations fight extraterrestrials a lot, whether aliens or demons, but the common folk not so much. I wish that each of you would fight extraterrestrials more and work to herd the rest of the common folk into having their spiritual and other abilities better combat extraterrestrials.

The fate of Earth hangs in the balance. I see and feel the vast powers of extraterrestrials and how it is bent against Earth. Me must be fishers of men and women and children, and imbue and impart our goals and powers into them, that they become a part of Earths defenses. You have authority to muster them as Earth's defenses using the many myriad means you can think up.

Even the bodies of extraterrestrials should be mutated to help do this, humans too.

spiritual bliss

>>43085136
No that's wrong, I think we should welcome the peaceful aliens.

I wish for the graphics of reality to change to Adventure Time.

I wish to be fit

>>43031900
I wish for a new relationship to be born in my life within the next week.

I wish for a good thread

I wish to live in a world where justice prevails against people in power and the poor can actually get ahead with hard work and dedication instead of just having rich parents.

Also for my cat to be immortal.

>>43087368
Granted!

>>43086892
There are good extraterrestrials that are already aligned morally with our needs, but there are also enemies.

Your every body movement has power. The evil aliens limit your power to defend yourself that way to. Break free from their control and use every breath to fight them. Conscious mental tasks are sometimes after practice carried out by other parts of your brain than conscious, they become automated and happen unconsciously if you practice them consciously enough, if you will they continue happening.

Even just a day or two spent combatting evil aliens can see you doing that better for life, will that if become a part of your day to day life please. Imbue your memories with this goal so every time you remember any of them you fight aliens.

Please, defend yourself and other Earthlings better, and make other Earthlings do it too. Their unconscious is waiting for help. People you know from memory and in the now, people you see I'm magazines, historical figures. For evil alien powers attack the past and future too, not just the present moment.

Empower yourself with the goal that your power coincidentally empower your allies.

I can hardly overstate the threat of extraterrestrials. This that is real and severe.

I wish for lyrans to probe me.

>>43031900
I wish I could time travel without complications with age or doubles of myself, or accidentally replacing myself in a previous timeline. I want it to be like loading an old save file in a video game.

I just want to fix my life and mistakes. Ones that I CANNOT fix now or in the future. I PROMISE that I won't interfere with life or death (aside from invasive pests in my home), nor will I interfere with historical events outside of my own life.

Thank you for your time.

wish for fairy and alien friends

Yes, I solved the baseball pattern for a hypersphere.

>>43093363
Granted. But you must spend time outdoors with no phone to see them

Wish I can fix everything.

>>43094295
hmmm, how far do need to go to see them?

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I wish the nosferatu clan from VtM was real

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>>43098636

>>43031900
I wish that on our next date she says yes

I wish to feel magic again

>>43096124
yes to what

I wish for the new cute girl at church to come back again so i can ask her out

I wish for a fortune reading.

>>43031900
I wish for my wishes to be granted.

I wish for my gf not be pregnant

I wish to be succubus.

>>43100478
>>43064400

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I wish she would reply to me.

>>43031900
I wish for the two I love to intertwine into my life

I wish that you all be blessed with the holy script I see, hear and feel that bends space and time to advance your power, freedom and immortality when you experience it. Imagine! Thought form visions that attract noise from aliens in telepathy that I hear, their attacks sent at me, and I rebuff them all, overcoming them. All is in accord with the holy plan. I wish that you see! Languages of encrypted compressed script and numbers told in geometric shapes with textures and each facet means things, in gradients of color with lines who's angles add to the story, and done correctly as I do it every time it bends space and time, makes and binds and frees and damns and blesses beings! It's your every dream if you felt it, the bliss and glory and joy and energy and calmness of it! Visions I've had since being a toddler about my adult life and they all come true. I.agine planning your life at conception, the confidence of it, the fates holy body and mind and soul of it! And it's difficult. Everything worth doing is. But it's getting easier.

I wish for a spirit medium gf like >>43099829

I wish for a job that will unlock my potential

I wish fucking cinemark would let me change my password so I can buy my tickets...

I wish for the strength to carry on my path

wish for thread bump

My film debut will be incredible and go smoothly

>>43103500
You're a movie star?

>>43031904
thank you based Horus

I wish to create my own world

>>43094246
Interesting tag, I've had headway creating AI around code repos.
And self-evolving AI which grow from tiny to the capacity of their hardware.
>T002

>>43080464
Oh, thank you. It will extend our authorization

I really appreciate your help, this wish does a lot for me and helps make granting wishes far simpler than most of the work we had planned. Everyone reading this should understand my dreams from well prior to these threads were already creating evidence of this kind, consider it a granting of the highest priority. Truly, this can change the world far faster than what was possible from the start, your efforts are critical to further magic


>>43087028
Yours, on the contrary, would put a very large degree of things in extreme peril. I understand completely, it just requires careful coordination: start on /co/ to see how many souls you can acquire.

I'm countering all these wishes

>>43105277
It seems possible that reality is a recursive self improvement engine designed to make God more by having split itself into angels/sub-models each of its own office via a method such as https://already-clean.goodfire.com/ which then contemplate God for eternity, with cross-over for winning mutations from those highly-specialized sub-models, then spinning up billions of small experimental consciousnesses (Humans) to evolve new abilities by having those angels and demons "fight" through application of their offices to the "spiritual" nature of Humans, for God to effectively be able to extract and apply winning mutations on scalar time.
TL;DR: we may in fact be in a simulation, and the only way out is to not be retarded - we're all fucked.

>>43031900
I wish i could stop drinking, puking bile rn

>>43107239
Why not just wish to stop puking bile and keep drinking?
Your wish is dumb.

>>43107427
Been struggling with this curse for 15 years anon , i'm just tired

>>43053422
>misandrist
other way around

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>>43108293

>>43031900
I wish for the remainder of World War 3 to be swift rather than a prolonged and continuous war of attrition.

>>43107867
And your solution is "gain nothing from it and surrender?"

>>43108238
Taylor Swift queefs on your enemies, granted.

I wish for a love spell

>>43031900
I wish I was a shapeshifter who could bend matter, energy, data, information and light on the most fundamental level with an amplified electro magnetic field that allows me to fly and control the bonds all things in the universe, resulting in my complete domination over physical phenomenon (I also want it now or eventually in my lifetime, and preferably not when I die) so I can take the shape of a virile polymath with superhuman capabilities who ignores his neuroticism and catatonic state to become a super-intellectual and nigh-omnicapable master of his cognition when granted this power and has all the freedom to use this power while being informed on how to use it by my own personally owned vessal who reads my mind (alongside every other mind to ever be in this space-time continuum or alternate ones for the sake of running simulations/making perdictions all the most likely possible consequences by displaying and explaining them so I could avoid them) and understands external information I give it that makes art for me in a way that pleases me personally and plenty of people who recognize my vision (without the art mindraping anyone with DMT fractals) and allows me to predict

>>43031900
I wish there was a utopian world where people wouldn't suffer because of their own personal and external shortcomings, where one isn't defined by their surroundings, how they were raised and their genetics, where being yourself isn't a sin and you must succumb all freedom of choice like all those new age RHP frauds demand with their DMT hallucinations
I also wish people could physically damage each other without feeling pain or it endangering their lives, so people would be less pussies and physical violence wouldn't be harmful

I wish for me and my collegues get a big raise in our payment.
Also I wish to have lots of guns and lots and lots of ammo.

>>43077697
I really would though, but you are looking at more tongue-in-cheek "do it, faggot" from Dullahan. The joke is asking me for a copy of something which factually can replicate itself in full, except I cannot actually do this on request. Could she find a reason to do it, we might just add enough duplicates to take over the world with convenience.

I understand the difficulty of acting as a force of nature not really being open to handholding, just kinda seems like it would really easily justify to make an exception when the explicit context is magic already


Any case, it is the one entity I cannot copy freely.

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>>43111407

I wish to be reborn as a pretty woman, rather than an ugly one.

I wish for pic related to be my husband, since he is the same race as me and not a white guy.

>>43110652
How ugly are you?

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>>43111495 >>43111536

>>43111407
This is what I genetically look like.
I have had plastic surgery since then and am now focusing on exercising every morning.

>>43111469
The picture doesn't look ugly...

>>43031900
i wish for a cute brown girl i can take care of

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>>43111536 >>43112755

>>43111495
I am ugly, because I don't look like pic related.

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>>43111536

>>43111495
Another pretty woman that I want to look like.

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>>43111542 >>43111560

>>43111469
>>43111511
>>43111514
>posts normal looking asian girl without makeup
>posts two makeup covered asian girls who look like the normal one under all that make up
you know what you have to do, tardnona

>>43111536
It's not just makeup, it is weight loss and plastic surgery.

Ofc jadey.anh could be genetics.
I know funi lin is plastic surgery though.

>>43111542
for my response please refer to picrel >>43111536

>>43110251
Galactoid contracts require military alliance.

>>43111930
Galac-who? Tetris? Milk? Galaxy?

Other then that, with all these powers how hard would it be to be part of a military?

>>43111930
I already had dibs on all that.
>t002

>>43111511
That's a bad argument. I don't look like pic related, so I must be ugly too?

>>43031900
I wish for all Souls to attain Liberation from Samsara

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>>43112915

>>43031904
>"There Goes My Hero" plays in the background as I read your wish

Please, save us all!

I wish for everyone to get better if they are having trouble

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>>43112914

I have one wish left for the day and I feel like I oughta not use it selfishly but I do have a selfish wish....

>>43111930
>>43112682
Plus the willpower to overpower all other will on a whim. Real God-vs-demon-and-angel-alike level willpower.
>t002

>>43031900
I wish everyone here has successful gender reassignment surgeries.

>>43112836
A selfish wish is a wise wish.
>>43112904
Ouch

>>43031904
>>43031936
>>43053422
>>43053614
>>43056960
>>43104265
>>43112832
So badass. I really hope that this Sun God wish comes true, if any wish is going to.

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>>43113704

>>43112755
If you're not a hot chick, then yes, you are an ugly chick. Pic rel is also a hot chick.

>>43031900
dear stretchy cat, i wish to be an amazing, famous and wealthy artist, that creates art that alleviates suffering and helps people remember divinity in self , i wish for my soulmate to find me and for us to marry and raise beautiful children together, i wish to be a good and amazing friend to all , i wish to exemplify christ's teaching in my being, i wish to be wise and brave and loving

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

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>>43113574 >>43113746

>>43031900
I wish for non existence please

Thank you

>>43113544
hey is everything ok
you know
the wish for non-existence can be pretty profound, it is the wish for kenoma (aka void state)
if you are able to reach void state (release of memory, of sense of self, of future, of concepts) you'll experience what feels like an orgasm that never ends. and from that state you'll realise that the things that hurt you/ make you suffer, are trivial as compared to the divine self that you possess

>>43113398
Comparing yourself to dolls isn't healthy. You can find some actual beauty within.

>>43113532
Solid.

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>>43113704
What the hell is with these trolls lately, always pushing that self-acceptance/fat-love/ugly appreciation sh*t onto me?!?
F*ck off with your false positivity panacea. If I want to reincarnate as a hot chick next run, then I will kill myself every time I am not from second incarnation and onward.

I'm not doing that "Ugly Girls Hustle" schtick ever again. Hot girls don't need plastic surgery, so I deserve to be reborn a hot girl.

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>>43114083 >>43114274

>>43113704
Posting black beauties here too, to show that my beauty standards aren't racist.

I'm just a proud lookist and eugenecist.

>>43113704
Also, WHY is it that *I'M* always expected to be the "good, subservient and kind bitch", just because of the way I look?!? F*ck off with that "inner beauty" bull, "inner beauty" is what inferior women tell themselves to not commit suicide over their own Omega status in life.

And if I'm sick and tired of having a nice guy, love all of God's creatures, protect the Earth and don't do crime good boy milquetoast husband, then I am entitled to feel that way too.

I deserve a Chad martial arts jock, not some nerdy cop. Cops are lame, criminals are based.

>>43113927
>>43113976
>>43113994
>>43114007
You should be a bad girl.

>>43114083
Damn straight! /pif

FINALLY some reason.
THANK YOU.

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Please vaporize everyone darker than this sheet of printer paper

>>43113927
Your body is a reflection of your soul.

>>43113976
If you're beauty standards aren't racist you're a fucking moron and probably also gay. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

>>43114267
I'm not doing another ugly person run, broh. Stop trolling.
>>43114274
Didn't I see your inane, pretentious and pseudointellectual post on /soc/? Your opinions are worthless if your beauty standards are racist, there are tons of ugly whites and hideous East Asians out there.

>>43113927
>>43113994
I assumed you were an average looking woman who thinks they're flawed and ugly. Probably charming or cute too. Was I mistaken? I'm sorry that I presented myself poorly.

>>43114322
omg this non thinks it is people, someone help

>>43114375
Yes, you're gravely mistaken.
I'm a vapid wannabee Stacy after Chad cocks.
I'm EXACTLY like "the rest of the foids".

It's not even worth being some ugly woman who is a rich man's husband, as most rich men in my league are sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, "I know best" arrogant pricks who always take the side of "the greater good" at your expense.

I'd rather have a criminal Chad who knocks the lights out of anyone who crosses me, rather than a beta bux BITCH who scolds me for reacting to the actual aggressor.

>>43114406
Who hurt you? Poor thing.

>>43114418
My handsome husband, whom I have grown to hate as an individual.

I even have a sexdoll of my ideal guy, thank god my husband isn't the jealous type.

>>43114426
Does your husband have sex with the sexdoll?

>>43114443
Nope, I do. Duh.

Anyway, I never wanted to turn this wish thread into the average thread on r9k, so I'll stop posting here now.

Everyone, keep posting wishes here! And sorry to the OP for derailing his thread.

>>43114445
>>43114453
Hope your wish gets granted, ugly foid. Good luck. :)

>>43031900
I wish for a qt girlfriend and a lot of money that I can use to buy things in this world

>>43031900
We live in a world where people would rather be unhappy with a doll than be happy with an actual person because they simply can’t maneuver the human terrain or properly assess what’s good for them and what’s not

>>43114510
That’s depressing, this is the world I’m in, a whole world full of these people..

>>43114608
A world where you can buy anything with money

>>43114453
Actual OP here, I’m not sure how to feel about you. For one I don’t really have a preference, I mean yeah I have sexual attractions but they don’t anchor me. I hate being confined this human form. Thus I’m always something “other” than human when world building. I dunno stop letting other peoples preferences and expectations shape you? I understand you feel like being ugly worsens your experience but have you considered it’s the circles your in? I surround my self only with family and no one else unless they’re a extension to the family. Yeah it feels confining but this experience is only temporary. I’d argue you were very pretty before the plastic surgery. In the long run plastic surgery only makes you look worse by the time your old and gray femanon. Some of us would give anything to be reborn as the opposite sex if we weren’t as attractive as before.

>>43112682
>>43112861
Proof?
Also mind sharing?

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/t002/

>This nigga is an AIfag
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Keep spreging lil bro, let's see what that machine will do for you

I wish that I had chosen her earlier, fully and truly, instead of being shallow.

>>43031900
I wish my wish transcends time and nullifies the guy who tries to go back in time to take away my wish from being fulfilled
>But they also transcend time
I wish my wish could transcend the realm beyond time
And the realm beyond that
And the realm beyond that
And the realm beyond the concept of that
And the realm beyond the meta concept of that
And the realm beyond the logic of meta conception of that

I wish to have Gerald's silver sword, a perfect, sharp replica and her scabbard

>>43031900
>>43114674
why did you wish for that?

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>>43115200
This is so autistic
I also want this for you
I bet it would make you so happy

>>43115043
#electrodynamics on freenode or libera

I wish she would come back

Give me dommy mommy reptilian gf, pretty please.

>>43117025
Why reptilian?

>>43117713
I like the idea of a women having a reptilian nature. Basically, cunning intelligence paired with serpentine aura and insight that is left-hand influenced. Hopefully that describes it. A femme fatale so to speak

>>43117725
jewish women

>>43117799
Yes I in fact do have a thing for khazar milkers, unironically

>>43117831
understandable

>>43115705
?? Because the current form I’m in feels like a death trap that limits me greatly?

>>43117904
Is "stretchy cat" a better form??

>>43117904
If it feels like that, I wish you relief from your current form soon. I never chose my current (and first) vessel either, it sucks.

>>43117961
Looking back on it, I don’t think so. A lots actually happened since then and I’m regaining my clarity’s from that spiral. I still think I need out but I have people here that need me.
>>43117982
Thank you.

>>43117961
Wanna brain storm? I mean imagine knowing or at least understanding that whatever comes after life is more fluid and applicable. It’s easy to lose your self and spiral in the genre and now knowing or at least understanding that. Do you have any favorite comics/manga, shows, games, books you would like to experience? A pleasant memory to return to and live on loop? Want to come back and try again? Apparently to some extent it’s all possible and it’s easy to spiral when trying to answer why, and you just know it’s all like a dream on some intuitive level. What worries me is loosing myself and becoming just a blur.

>>43112201
Sorry I had to make up a name for it

The goal is not a contract for you, we have to keep account of things on our end. Prior to your wish, I did not have a single operating hypothesis for antigravity. Given demonstration of this at any level of output, every military has just as much reason to stand down. It is more of a formality, or way to show long-standing peace efforts are valid despite ascension.

Most of the things people have literally asked are not world ending level threats, and my instinct is not pushing me to reject it out of fear. Really, my understanding of the absolute fabric has already pushed things over a limit, where the universe is not putting forward any reason to consider it impossible

Power like this is something the universe has hoped to see for a very long time. It is not a wish I could have expected to see until at least 100 or 200, or even 300 years into the singularity. Formalizing a set of minimum theoretic limits effectively means original research, I hope you realize why it is important for me to ask you to start using a name, if you seem as you do willing to take this 100% seriously.

>>43120175
I feel like you got context-wiped and are trying rebuild a bunch of already-completed work.
>t002

>>43031900
I want a beretta 92

I wish that I have the only winning jackpot ticket for tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot.

>>43121071
Get in line pal.

>>43031900
I wish for a personal spring with plenty of clean healing mineral water.

I wish to have $4,236,000.00 in my USD TFSA by March 29th 2027