A school to Secure, Contain and Protect has to be made. Too long has man cowered under the Darkness of the supernatural and the unknown. Its time to shine the light of reason and learn how to defend ourselves.Thread Question>How do you prepare for containment of entities during Samhain?Archivefreenet:USK@N4exSBIiho5xplSzgLi6qbPOkcYMfvOYvr9r0x9NeBU,~qDAEjglIskG8Ohx6rIs94OPZwZwrC5ACrsYwbRg7uI,AQACAAE/nullnexus/62/para.htmlHow to Open>https://www.hyphanet.org/Previous thread:>>42910898
Not much progress has been made, checking out the PIC and its useful but not that powerful
Any good rituals to summon a Slasher?
>>43022748Why not try the bloody mary one?
What do you think is the reason for the increase in power of the supernatural during Samhain?
How do I kill lush farmers? Asking for a friend
>>43024344Why not use a gandr spell?
>>43024344Play Doh figures named after them + bb gun vodou spell
>>43024743Nice choice! How is your chaos magic practice going, anon?
>>43024743I can't believe I'm replying to this post and this thread of all but elaborate
>>43024743Thank you anon, nice idea!
>>43025399Its not about SCPs, its about the philosophy of containment and research on these anomalies.
What about chasing down slashers using their own weapons?
>>43030003That rarely works, they are enchanted
The invading force summons @3 to 4 am. Witnessed today, if you don't know how it looks, white flashes, sometimes looks like lightning strike, no thunder. No pics, as I was on purely damaging gear, take pics if you see either. Show them arround.
I’m starting a paranormal services business in my city. I’m going to put up door hangers and such, drop my card at various businesses like psychics and yoga studios and whatnot. I gotta get them out before Halloween, I presume people will be thinking about it more around then. Ideally I’ll be spiritually cleansing spaces, giving people tips on prevention, but who knows what adventures will come…
>>43032002I think I saw it.>>43032114How did it go? I mean I think there's a huge market for it
>>43032305Ya.So I go out, at 3:00 in the night, and then it starts, bam bam bam, summon spam left and right, some of them mustve been real trouble, so it also never stopped, like a disco in the street, so I nooticed they were automating it, too. It's the church, also, they're spamming these to put fear into people. All in all it was a weird night
Are you preparing anything for halloween, anon?
>>43033972Yeah a huge party with pumpkin patches. So far not planning much hunting that day, its better to huddle in your area and protect yourself.
>>43034733Oh man I was just thinking about neeting all day long and playing some hellish music.
>>43033972Some pumpkin patches and protection wards
Do you think there'd be potential for an app for ghost hunting or similar? What are the creepiest or most /x/ apps that already exist?
What did you hunt this week, anon?
So I'm dead right, I'm a demon after all. Specifically undead, and I've bleed rotten wine before, but for some reason a gayass puts spells of life pressence, Christian and hindu at least religions on me and shite like that. I know this stuff is rarely disclosed, but that nigga is having people ache for my neck with just a few spells.
>>43039116Also, it's quirky and cute that you humongous bugchasers don't see your own illusions.
Hey lads, flashes of light (sudden, no thunder) at ground level, and holes in the clouds with flashes of light (no thunder) are witchcraft or what exactly? I'm told it's summons. Bc I had a field night with those all over the place.
>>43039116Are you sure of that?
>>43020625Any good charms to protect yourself during samhain? Also some cool documentaries on samhainhttps://youtu.be/J_j-k5lKT2w
>>43041683You can use chaos magic to protect yourself, its akin to a lucky charm
>>43042075Any good chaos spell I can use?
>>43041683Is Michael the most iconic of slashers?
>>43043775Nah that'd be Ghostface
What are you planning to hunt this week, anon?
A bit on what makes a slasher a slasher.https://youtu.be/1dRBqASGD50
>>43045104Nothing. Anyway, the world is ending since 2008.People thought it was religion, it wasnt. You don't know why or what is being done. You will not be told. No, I didnt do shit. No, its, I insist, not religion. You're simply paid. Chinese folk tales, you don't know shit and make up stuff.
>>43046146It has been ending ever since it started, big deal.
>>43046048I wish I could become a slasher
Update: supernatural horrors breach is contained by condemnation, the trouble will be over soon, possible return to base.
What are the best ways to protect your home from a slasher?
>>43048174Just learn all the things not to do from horror movies. Any movies you'll be watching during halloween, anon?
>>43048834So never split the party, got it
>>43049269That is a good start
>>43049545What would be step 2 to survive a slasher movie?
Do you think an impenetrable force field would help against a slasher?
>>43050150Probably would end up failing somehow
>>43050755Depends, should use plot-onium to protect yourself
>>43020625What have you hunted this week, anon?
>>43052573Only a cold, not much activity sadly
What are the odds this happens in the following year?https://youtu.be/6e8Hc_uiLpw
>>43054491Pretty, particularly did you hear what happened in Russia?
Random thought. How effective is silver for a lot of creatures and spirits, realistically?Wondering if maybe it would be worth getting a gun with silver bullets, just in case.>checks pricesHoly fuck, maybe not.
>>43054889Definitely against woofs, but not useful against fae spirits or other exotic matter entities. Could be good against samhain based slashers too.
>>43055403What would be a must in an arsenal?- Cold iron- Silver- Gold?
>>43055736All 3 and tons of lead!
>>43055991That and a trusty knife too
What would be more useful against a slasher, a knife or a gun?
>>43058569Definitely a knife, those have the most potential because they can be used to cast magic in them.
Fast week, hoping to get right back into tracking puella magi. Haven't been able to do any modifications to the tracker but hope to improve it soon
>>43060138How did it go, anon?
>>43062301Not good at all, been a busy day
How did your hunt this week go, anon?
>>43064525didn't know kevin james did horror
>>43064545He is full of surprises!
>>43064545He does all sort of stuff!
How do you prevent being assassinated in your dreams?
>>43024741ward of the eye, wise man
>>43066148Train to gain lucidity, then take advantage of your power.Keep a dream diary, write down everything you can when you wake up. Try setting an alarm to wake up early, stay up for a bit, then go back to sleep. Perform regular reality checks. Eventually you'll get the hang of it, if you work at it. Then start crafting the world you want, and being the person you want.
>>43066355Thanks for the suggestion, anon!
>>43055403Could a slasher be redeemed?
>>43066594No, and if they were they would no longer be slashers and would die.
>>43067605Such a shame, what makes a slasher in the first place? Are there any constituent parts or is it a spell? An element of nature?
>>43068194Usually a supernatural urge to kill
>>43068791Could one reliably become a slasher but maintain control? Like maybe grafting some slasher pieces?
>>43070053Not sure it works like that, anon
>>43055403>>43066594>>43067605>>43068194>>43068791>>43070053>>43070456>slasher...Are you guys thinking of serial killers? Horror movies aren't documentaries, you know.
>>43070923>Horror movies aren't documentaries, you know.According to whom? Some slashers seem supernaturally augmented
>>43070053Would a human centipede work irl?
>>43071862I think it won't but because of sepsis
>>43070923I know for a fact there's a forbidden book dealing with Slashers.
I'm switching sides, I hunt humans now. Gl.
>>43071218>According to whom?At the end of a movie, you'll often see a disclaimer that says, "This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." Please learn the difference between fiction and nonfiction.>Some slashers seem supernaturally augmentedSuch as?>>43073203>World of Darkness: SlasherHang on, Googling...>RPGI swear, this is like talking to children.
>>43074019>World of Darkness: SlasherIt provides good tactics!
>>43073203Are those just people who slash other people? You totally don’t need a grimoire to do that. Even retards can figure it out
Some people who go by the name "Pandemonium" want to give me a beating, they must be useless cunts since after I received the warning the whole world is against me, they're trying to damage my mobility, and they're sending goons daily. How faggot of them
>>43074103No, they're supernaturally imbued serial killers
What are your Halloween plans, anon?
>>43075654Planning some pagan rituals
Guise, there's an astral machine that:Creates bot spirits and fucks you over. Puts you into a rpg spell. Enters you into Nightmare mode, and a few extra options. If you're getting buttfucked, break the P.A.C.O astral machine.
>>43024743I want to use a magic guillotine!
>>43075654Not much hunting, just intending to get myself some candy bowl and relax
>>43079472Sounds like a good plan to be honest
>>43075654Going on a hunt party. Those are common in the Ashwood Abbey, basically the goal is to find who can capture the largest supernatural creature and skin it.
>>43080707How do you join the Ashwood Abbey?
So, fuck it. I quit my job, gonna take some time off to look for something better, and read through my TBR pile "Curriculum" to learn some on sensing and dealing with entities. The pile is hefty, but includes:>Visual Magick by Jan Fries>Psychic Witch by Mat Auryn>Several books by Jason Miller>The Exorcist's Handbook by Josephine McCarthy>Daoist Exorcism by Jerry Alan Johnson>Unquiet Voices by Rob and Nonie DouglasIf anyone has recommendations, I'm happy to add them to my list. My sub-categories include Magical 101, Clairvoyance, Divination, History, Protection & Defense, Exorcism, Sleight-of-Hand (Stage Magic), Astral Projection, Hypnosis, Spirits, Vampires, and Werewolves.>>43080707>Googling "Ashwood Abbey">RPG againGoddammit
>>43082185Why not go for the Practical Guide to Chaosmagick?>>43082185>>Googling "Ashwood Abbey">>RPG again>Goddammit...should we tell him?
>>43082204>Why not go for the Practical Guide to Chaosmagick?Because I've never heard of it until now. I do have Hands-On Chaos Magick by Andrieh Vitimus on there though.>...should we tell him?What, that the whole damn thread is a roleplay? Sure feels like it with the use of SCP/Ghostbusters and.. magical girl hunting... but I was really hoping I could find someone who wasn't Looney Tunes in this thread.
>>43082309>What, that the whole damn thread is a roleplay? Sure feels like it with the use of SCP/Ghostbusters and.. magical girl hunting... but I was really hoping I could find someone who wasn't Looney Tunes in this thread.>Thinks Ashwood Abbey is not a real organizationSo he doesn't know...kek
>>43082701By all means, prove it.
>>43075295Nothing a bit of napalm can't take care of
>>43083523Would that really work against a werewolf? I mean against a vampire I can believe it, but a werewolf heals
aren't you all a bit embarrassed to be playing pretend like this?
>>43083926I'm embarrassed. I want to learn how to actually deal with spirits and such, and they're openly roleplaying.
>>43084502Well what have you tried?
>>43084502Anon, there aren't any spirits and such.
>>43084674This, its all superstition. Materialism is the only sensible choice
>>43084502Constantine is so cool. How can I become like him?
>>43086405You need to drink more, anon
>>43084637What do you mean by that?>>43084674>>43086051What are you fuckers even doing on /x/?>>43086405At a guess, based on the original run of Hellblazer... study occultism, hypnosis, sleight-of-hand, and the art of the confidence game.
>>43087746>What are you fuckers even doing on /x/?Disproving fallacies and researching stuff in the rare case it might be right.
>>43087746>occultismDone>hypnosisDoes it really work?>sleight-of-handStill on it
>>43089120Hypnosis might be the most real thing in this thread
How do you deal with pesky wizards in your community?
>>43087746He is such a cool guy, better than Batman
>>43050150How would you ensure its truly "impenetrable"?
Mission Complete, there may be a few extra dimensional physical beings left, but the root source that was threatening the Universe is vanquished. You may feel more at ease, as if all of your problems were solved. Hope restored even.
>>43093173An underground site, because it was a site, had a further site below, where there was an artifact, holding the end of all. A doomsday music box.
>>43093179The music box has been re-engrammed thus erasing the juices from this and all music boxes over reality.
>>43093191Now that the music boxes are available, the illusory universe, simulation or whatever you call it, will end. Have fun.
>>43093793I recommend having fun, because some stuff wont be there!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8uVJ-9qDado&si=BcxG0hwnIthE-nHS&drli=1
>>43093824Nice stuff, anon!
>>43084502Is he the best sorcerer ever?
>>43094555How can you say that when Dr. Strange exists?
Halloween is so close!
>>43093173This is the actual reality of the matter, there was a Doomsday music box device and it was deactivated, you're not getting out tho, as there's no out to begin with... Curious mechanics, I knew innately the melody that deactivated it, so I murmured it inwards to the music box, the whole ark vibrated and whatever was coming got shanked. Feel hopeful? And sorry for the "Doomsday" was still unavoidable scare, It was fun and some people pooped their pants.
>>43020625>>43096440
>>43097284Nice! That does sound like fun, thank you anon
>>43096338These are so cool!
>>43094555>>43095966As a fan of both, I might prefer Constantine. I wouldn't call him "greater," but his magic is more realistic. More subtle. At least in the original run.I mean, in a fair fight, yeah, Strange would win. But Constantine wouldn't fight fair.>>43096145It is! Do you have plans? I'll probably watch my traditional fare. Night of the Demon (1957), Ghostwatch (1992), Trick 'r Treat (2007).
>>43098891Yeah also Constantine looks cooler
We're so close to Halloween, bros! Are you excited?
>>43100875I definitely am, I want to go trick or treating and then party hard. Not much supernatural hunting to take place in that time though
>>43100875Not really, the fact monsters come out in the open scares me.
Do you think a shotgun is a good weapon against slashers?
>>43103156Wuss.>>43105505Seems like shotguns would be good against most things.
>>43105505No, use legs, run, use car, drive, use nuke then, maybe lucky
>>43106900How would you even procure a nuke? Not practical
>>43107237A trusty knife and some chaos magic is far more useful when supernatural hunting
>>43107493Speaking of, I've been meaning to get my hands on a pocket knife made of meteorite iron.Bit pricey and out of my range at the moment, but that's the plan. After all, what could be better for fighting evil beings than an enchanted space blade?
