My waifus are from GodRom 14:14,22 Tit 1:15 Col 2:16-17 Jas 1:17
>>42985586No, you're just masturbating to cartoon pictures.Alone.Always.
TRVKE
>>42985586>>42991415>guy talking about jerking off to waifus>literal borborite heresycursed thread. delete this shit please.
>>42985586Why would you post your waifu on a forum and say they when you masturbate you have sex with your waifu? Are you a cuck trying to pimp out your waifu on 4chan, or are you gay trying to honeypot the astral loosh of 4channers?
>>42992904O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt? :^)
>>42985586Your waifu was drawn and envisioned by a middle-aged Japanese man, and that's whom you're having sex with technically speaking.
>>42993372TrueI imagine myself having sex with the author itself as I masturbate. This is artistic move.
This artstyle is cute. Too bad she is a child and has a vagina
>>42985594whew what a relief, i’m glad no one is watching me jerk off cuz that would make them a HUGE RAGING HOMO and a FAGGOT KEK
kino bread
I found you on Xitter today, doc Fisura
>>42985586okay?
>>42998238To make you seethe? :o Also, gratitude has previously been expressed for bumping ITT (>>42992920). Ask, and you shall be given.
bump
>>42985586sex with this thing
bvmp
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>>42985586>Every time I masturbate I'm spiritually having sex with my waifu>looks at picOh hey, this post perfectly sums it up: >>42986747lmao
Well you see, that's the thing. In Omegapoint cultures of the future, there are virtually no women that look like pic in >>42985586The only people that look like that are all MALE - the cherubs. So you can imagine from their perspective, right - putting a pair of tits on that is like taking a super machismo dude and putting tits ON HIM. The same level of absurdity applies.see pic related for assistance with visualizing xD
You can go even one further and say that - every dude that's into lolicon and fapping to that - that dude is essentially masturbating to a far, FAAAAR off distant iteration of themselves in the future (if they play their cards right) - with a "pussy".They are literally in every way possible just fucking themselves xD
Ugh. Now I feel sick after googling "muscular man with huge tits". Feel like I need to scrub my browser history and MYSELF xD
I mean, yeah, you could choose to see it as some effed up version of that male falling in love with a future version of themselves, and through this "process" they will learn to be okay with becoming that form themselves - HETEROSEXUALLY.... But I don't think that's what's happening here, guys, but.... well... I shouldn't say anymore xD
>>42985586why anime girls look's like alien?rly makes u think
>>42985586can you get her pregnant?can she give birth to your children?get real
>>43007241AYYGP
>>42985586are you sure it isn't spiders?
>>42985586Not true. Based on the residue in your auric field you've been having relations with illusion demons, specifically a form of Incubus who use Japanese media complexes as an energetic gateway directly out of the Japanese Underworld to parasitize off of otaku.Your vibration is far too low to interact with a feminine entity who holistically emerges from silver-ratio geometry and the crucible of collective unconscious strife projected through human melodrama even on a telepathic level, much less an astral interfacing level.Though you do seem to be popular with the deceased Japanese soldiers turned Incubi who are catfishing you.It's important to note Japan is at war with the entire world in the subtle realm, and has the most concentrated dark miasma of any Underworld currently related to Earth Prime.
>>43007822you couldve just called him gay
>>42985586The Devil also is from God.
>>43007639It's always spiders, anon.
>>42985586Every time? Some times is one thing, but EVERY time?
fake and gay
>>43007241
>>42993372that's her father actually
>>43007822>deceased Japanese soldiers turned Incubinons are demons..........wow..................................................
>>42985586sex foreverthis world is sex
how do you even feel hornywhat is it like?
>>43017878
>>42985586fun thread lol
>>43017915I meant sexually aroused wanting to have sex wanting to fuck wanting to cum wanting all that energywhat's it like?
>>43018354Oh, sorry. So, you mean like this?
>>42991415I'm not surprised "mr salami" is pro cum guzzling lol>>42993372What if you drew the waifu? Is fapping to your own OC masturbation^2?
>>43021526Epiphanius of Salamis denounced The Greater Question of Mary as heresy.
>>42985586This is Gnosticism.
>>43022666>666
>>42985586HEIL YAHWEH!
>>42985586based waifu enjoyer
>>42985586keep it up lad
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>>42985586Why does this board have the worst taste in waifus?
>>43045718Its not called "the butthole of the internet" for nothing, anon.
>>42985586cute
>>42985586this only works with semen retention
>>42985586Waifus aren't real. The relationship between you and this fictional thing is purely imaginary. In reality, you're still a pathetic, lonely waste of oxygen that will never love or be loved. You're obsessed with a thing that countless people have drawn porn for and countless more masturbate to.
>>42985586Deuteronomy 23:1He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
>>43052273'And let no eunuch complain, “I am only a dry tree.”For this is what the Lord says: “To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths, who choose what pleases me and hold fast to my covenant— to them I will give within my temple and its walls a memorial and a name better than sons and daughters; I will give them an everlasting name that will endure forever.' (Isaiah 56:3-5)'Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given.For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.” Then people brought little children to Jesus for him to place his hands on them and pray for them. But the disciples rebuked them. Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” When he had placed his hands on them, he went on from there.' (Matthew 19:11-15)
>>43052273>>43052336I don't get it.
>>43053368"There is nothing from outside a man that, entering into him, can defile him" (Mark 7:15)
You know how good it feels to know your waifu is completely dependent on you?Yeah, that's why mine are all addicted to heroin.
>>42985594this was debunked althougheverbeit
>>42985586Has no-one thought to fact-check OP’s claims?>Romans 14:14, 22> I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%2014&version=KJV>Titus 1:15> Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.>Col 2:16-17> Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:>Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ.>James? 1-17>Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.Seems pretty vague to me. None of these make any direct reference to sexuality.
>>42985586>it's this fucking guyNIGGA go back to fucking xitter bro what the fuck are you doing in /x/ :broken_heart: :broken_heart:
>>42993996she is actually a crow though
>>42985586bih look like she finna drop mad queef
this is true I do the same with my husbando
>>43020456you're not funny
>>43020456you're funny
>>43020456you're unfunny
>>43020456you're not unfunny
>>42993372What if it's AI generated?
>>43065434Then you're having sex with the demons that literally inhabit and give accursed life to our AIs.
>>43007822could you diagnose me please? I've telepathically connected with a being resembling my waifu but our communication is limited, we mostly just project emotions at each other, one time I let her drain my energy and feed off of it.she looks like a spindly white bipedal robot with seven or eight glowing green eyes like a spider
>>43065487meds
>>43065763the whole DSM-5
how many waifus can one man have?
>>42985594fpbp
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Wow. Just wow.
Muslim hareem of 72 virgin anime waifus:>"And We will pair them to maidens with gorgeous, large eyes."— Surah Ad-Dukhan (44:54)>"And [for them are] fair women with large, beautiful eyes, like protected pearls."— Surah Al-Waqi'ah (56:22–23)>"And with them are those of modest gaze, with lovely eyes, as if they were hidden eggs."— Surah As-Saffat (37:48–49)>"Indeed, We have produced them in a new creation, and made them virgins, devoted [to their companions] and of equal age."— Surah Al-Waqi'ah (56:35–37)>"And full-breasted companions of equal age."— Surah An-Naba (78:33)(Equal age means eternally young)Big eyes, big breasts, shy and eternally loyal, vampire aging. Ever wonder why muslims love to isekai themselves?
>>42985594The truth. :(
>>43073472The truth. :)
>>42985586There are actually permavirgins who think cute girl waifuslop has ever been relevant and think this kind of stuff was ever “the face of anime” rather than something completely obscure compared to big budget, popular things like Pokémon or Dragon Ball or even mid-tier shit like Death Note.Just imagine, being a colossal loser permavirgin whose only interest in muh anime is cute girl waifuslop copium, consuming this poorly written crap day after day until they completely forget anything else even exists. Oh what pathetic loser does one have to be to sink that low.
>>42985586>today I had an unironic dream about having a gf>felt emptiness in my chest after I woke upNow I understand what waifufags must feel
>>43080341Grim.
>>42985586save her
bvmo
>>42985586you HAVE made a tulpa, right anon?
>>42985594True but don't be mean with schizosTreat them nicely
>>42985594fpwp
>>42985586toe hoe
>>42985586I Wish She Had A Penis
>>43057957OP is right. the verses are vague but still true.>there is nothing unclean of itselfmeans waifus are not unclean according to the NT.>Unto the pure all things are puremeans if you're pure, waifus are pure (to you if nothing else). very plainly, even if it is an obvious misapplication.>Let no man therefore judge youif you have a problem with OP being a faggot then you're the one who is a faggot according to NT>Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father as we established, everything is pure and good and whatever. this further adds context that it is also ordanied by yahweh. they are indeed extremely vauge but also all-encompassing so it still applies
>>43062001>>43062529>>43063995>>43065229
>>42985586waifushitters are one hell of an audience really, they're easy to please and will shill your thing for free, for ever
It took me too many years to learn that the religious rules people make up is not the same as what the Bible says. Nothing is unclean of itself
>>42985586Reminder Aya is the worse touhou! Anyone who waifus her is an immense fag!
>>43018354NTA/notopwhy do you want to know that? what a strange thing to ask, really. who is you?from my humble perspective and experience as an aquarius:its a nice change, a relief, from your everyday monotony. you feel literally a hot/heat energy in your body, your very core shakes with lust and to some extent greed. your heart pounds heavily in your chest. every woman you see, you get the urge to "lock on" and look at her, check out/watch her body and curves move and if she might be "the one". also they can feel your intensity, your lust and heat for them too. (they literally turn around when i mire them too long its strange, really)it gets even more intense for example, in a (packed) subway/train. there you can feel the girls body heat in proximity, i mean literally their body radiating with heat, her heart pounding just as yours is and, sometimes, if they acknowledge you/dont dislike you, you can feel their lust for you too. and the moment their scent hits your nose, if its a pleasant one, i get already a half mast erection, sometimes even rushes of adrenaline, light shaking in my hands/cold sweat. probably because they want my seed/attention and my directive as a man is to defend my seed, women are vampiric in nature after all, at least the ones who dont know themselves.tyfor reading my blog i guess
>>42985586Don't deceive yourself with Paul's letters 2 Pet. 3:15-16Paul is the one condemning lewdness constantly, saying they will not inherit the kingdom Rom 13:13, 2 Cor 12:21, Gal 5:19, Eph 4:19
>>42985586so true bestie!
>>42985586Trvth tsar bomba
I've been goonmaxxing for the past 5 years, masturbating at least 3-6 hours a day, usually edging and gooning nonstop. Anyone else? I think my neck and shoulders are so fucked up I'm gonna have to end my gooning career or at least a temporary hiatus. I can prostatemaxx and start putting things up my ass while I watch porn in order to save my arm strength, but then I start to bleed from my anus and shit gets everywhere. Either way, my knees are pretty fucked too. I dont think that we were meant to masturbate for hours on end without stopping.
>>42985586Great post to get frozen at the top.
>>42985586>touhou>waifulmaowho plays that shit besides /jp/ long ago (they no longer play it, they moved on to irl J-Idol groups, basically jpop)they grew the fuck up from that nonsense to other less childish but still retarded nonsense.Touhou was never good
waifumaxxing and religionmaxxing are the greatest copes of all time, the only downsides are how mentally exhausting they are to keep it up
>>43110118I just gooned for 3 days and before that I slept for 2 days and gooned for 4 days before that. 3-4 days is great if you wanna see and hear the beings, they are quite busy now.
>>42985586havent coomed in 12 days. look at goonkino every day tho.
>>43103128I like sakuya
>>43118077When i do that ot makes me leak white goo and have wet dreams
>>42985586You've been caught in the succubus trap as well. You've foolishly fallen for her lies and have feelings for her now. She will fuck you then move on to the next man. She's had tons of dicks up her cunt and she's dead inside. That's a succubus. She's not a sensitive and shy girl waiting to blossom. She's a super slut that will take advantage of everyone because she has no respect for men anymore (due to how much she's fucked them).I'd tell you not to get involved any more with her, but you'll do it anyway, and it'll be better for you if you made these mistakes and learn from them because clearly this is your first time with a succubus.Oh well. Just remember that time heals all wounds. See you in 5 years when you're normal again.
>>42985586The End Is Nigh!
>>42985594LOL!
>>42985586I hear this anime girl gives good head
i went schizo over my waifu and lost myself, how do i break up with her and find a new waifu
>>42985586I need her.
>>42985586Father, forgive Anon, for he does not know what he is doing
>>42985586Interestingly enough I recently read that in certain Eurasian shamanic traditions it's thought that spirits "torment" initiates into shamanism with "sexual demands" during the process. In some cultures the shamen are even eventually "married" to spirits.
>>42985586tulpas aren't gonna bring your waifu into the "real world" anon. they're still gonna be in your head.
>>42985586Who are you going to get it on with on Halloween?
>>42985586All gooning is morally wrong, let the Lord enter your house and stop raping yourself.
>>43143725ejaculation is strictly mandatory and it will happen one way or the other even if you cuck yourself. its obviously dumb to look at screens but yahweh was not concerned with screens so its a different topic.
>>42985586If you masterbate or watch porn you are the farthest thing from God. God doesn’t know you. You’re weird and need help.
>>42985586Watching porn, premarital sex and porn are disgusting and evil in the mind of Jesus. Jesus despises sick, perverted, nasty, sleazy people. He despises fornicators. So if you jack off or watch porn, that means you Hate Jesus and God.
>>42985586Hi Dr. Fissure, lolYour twitter is interesting, I am praying for you, but for God to help you change your bad habits, not to grant you sex with a fictional character.
im done.
>>42985586Sounds like a 12 year old begging his favourite vtuber for attention. Grim.
>>42985586bro.
skeleton: on
>>42985586you guys really need to meet real women instead of leading empty lives where you pretend like you're not lonely and sad while you discuss your love for your "waifu" all day longare you afraid of getting hurt? man up, getting hurt is part of life. are you afraid you're not attractive? a lack of confidence is a killer. ugly people get chicks too. are you "asexual"? cope. the feeling of your penis inside a tight, wet, warm, squishy pussy will feel amazing and you'll turn straightseriously, come on. you've been on 4chan since 2005. you're 40. it's time to meet someone so you're not full of regret on your deathbed
>>42985586all waifu'd up
