no coomers, tiktok fags etc. old school ceekay thread. jack posting etc welcome
light trolling and fun is allowed, coomers and brainrot is not
>>6256099>>6256099>>6256099No way you made a separate /ck/ thread because there were women posted in the other one hahahaha WAAAAAAAHHLevels of faggotry I didn't know were possible kek
hiding thread
why did you come here then prakesh?
>>6256224hey what do you think you are doing mister!?
>>6256181nta>No way you made a separate /ck/ thread because there were women posted in the other one hahahaha WAAAAAAAHH>Levels of faggotry I didn't know were possible kekdisgusting piece of shit.behold, one member of the hordes of coomer jeets that have ruined this board.shame the thread is old reposts but if it kills the faggot coomer threads then that's fine by me.
>>6256117Lost
>>6256332sorry thats all i have, and im a silly old man i like the classics. new wbums and mp4 are welcome
>>6256101Might as well have all those condiments in one jug and save a shitload of time
>>6256104The spastic editing was a poor choice
>>6256737One of the reasons why tiktok was force-sold to one of them kek
>>6256756Is there any good reason to boil minced beef like that?
>>6256759in industrial scale cooking, yes. but never ever in your own kitchen lol
>>6256771>touching a mug that's been on some wagie's shoethe toe area's covered in spills and probably piss her xher's dick toogross
>>6256861koreans truly are the niggers of asia
>>6256883I agree, but tell me if you've ever been this maliciously joyful about eating a meal.
>>6256892i dont eat dog meat
>>6256737more of these pls if u have em
>>6256861kek i havent watched that in ages
>>6256924im just rummaging through an old folder ill post more if i find them
I'll dump some more later. Death to coomers.
>>6256924There are a couple in this thread >>6244044
>>6256860Brother, get some rest
>>6257087i fucking hate this edit
>>6257160Sorry I just now realized that that is the inferior version of that specific edit. Have some cereal as an apology.
>>6256738Just pour it all in a bucket, and hand them a spoon.
>>6257355>try to do this nip omelet shit>never works right/make a mess>looks like shitI know it's a skill issue.
>>6257076Father and son breakfast. Wholesome.
>>6257434It's shit even if you do it right.
>>6257353Would be more impressive if he didn't spill half of it.
>>6256099>jack postingso you're just gonna ruin cooking threads like that?
>>6257345die
>>6257513equivalent of pouring the salt over your lower arm
>>6257345MMMM yum
>>6256117Holy shit never realised dude at the beginning does a super sneaky shy breakmove. He knows he's stuck in there and the focus of the video is his daddy but by god he will slightly try to impress you.
>>6257560kys coomer
>>6256230She's a keeper
>>6256181Fuck you zoomer faggot. I fully support OP. The other thread is nothing but skanks and faggots eating in their cars making slurping sounds. You probably are that fucking autist OP that has brought the average /ck/ thread to a new low. You putrid piece of shit. Go scroll through shittok you cock gargling gas station toilet water color skinned retarded adhd pube flosser.
>>6256931Anyone have the webm showing how high price tea kettles cause less splash when poured?
>>6257160I hate all the soundless vids.
>>6256181When a thread is labelled cooking, I wanna see cooking. Why the hell would I go there for dumb whores that are basically just doing softcore porn? Go to /gif/ if trash is your thing.
>>6256222Now I need to replay Quake IV.
>>6257160some /ck/ anon requested it, so that is the reason it's without sound. i send all my shitpost project files to shift+delete hell after they are posted, so there are no regrets.if you really can't see the humor of the narcissism in forcing unpaid actors to nod and agree and even react in shock with your ineptitude in cooking eggs, of which your own mentor afterward condemns as incompetence, you don't qualify enough to get the joke.
There is a different, funnier version of that edit. Sound, or lack thereof, is not the problem.
This >>6258604 is meant for >>6258584
The webm that killed /ck/. The board was seriously never the same again.
have you thought about killing yourself today coomer?
I know South Africa has a variation of this but I don't know what the differences are.>>6258625Who are you talking to?
>>6256181crawl back to your other "cooking" thread or better yet kill yourself, jeet.Why come to this board for softcore porn when gif is literally right there
>>6258633Concidentally South Africa also has a variation of this. They call it a Koeksister.
South Africa does NOT have a variation of this dish.>>6256181Unironically kys.
>>6258637i wouldnt exactly call wet E.Coli sugar bread the same as Koeksisters
>>6257943anon, you're cooming to jack.
I cannot describe how much I hate the other /ck/ threads thank you for making this
>>6258738jacking off
>>6258633ur thinking of bunny chow mate.they fill the bread with curry I think its something jeet immigrants came up with.(imagine ur country is to bad u immigrate to fucking south africa lmao)
>>6258738there is still so much for you to learn
>>6258787>perfect!
>>6258786WELCOME TO THE THREAD ANON
>>6258787Irredeemably based.
>>6258637>PicrelJesus Christ.>>6258790Ah bunny chow yes that's it. Also kek.
>>6256192The amount of waterborne diseases from that...
>>6257081Sick
>>6258866I'm getting stomach cancer just by looking at that oil.
>>6259049Good grief, ruin the original clip by cutting it in half, adding an overlay, and screen capping it. I hate phone tards...
>>6256110this reminds me a lot of robotika
>>6257072>let's make a calzone but completely shit
>>6258655I love when greentext are included in videosIt is like an esoteric joke
>>6259050I hope this faggot is in a federal prison for what he did in an airplane bathroom
>>6257355The real trick to cooking an omurice style omellete is to not use a pan that causes testicular cancer. >t. butter in stainless
>>6259411Are you the omuraisu apu anon from /ck/?
>>6259378doubtful that it was realthere are places where "influencers" can rent out a set that looks like they're on a plane or plane bathroom, even this thing with a "hotel room" looks fakesplice in shots of when he's actually on a flight and he can ragebait fags like (you) for easy content and doesn't even have to whore himself out like a woman online
>>6257355Looks like vomit
>>6257085i've had ostrich eggs, they are cool but don't taste that different. i found greater rhea eggs to be flashier if you want to impress people, since the yolk is creamy white, they are a bit smaller.
>>6259493If it is fake then I guess it is fine. If that is the case, I am more disappointed in myself for not knowing it was fake.
>>6259411t. is an abbreviation for 'I am this thing.'>t. cookanon
>>6256099>worried I’m going to have a stroke in my 40s because I have some days where I can only get 2-3 hours of sleep>jack can have 4 strokes and still live like a king it isn’t fair
>>6260212>like a kingtrue, but at what cost?
>>6260369ah shit its a fucking tiktok.sorry guys, ill leave it up tho because funny
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.
>>6260212>everyone makes fun of you>family hates you>left arm can't feel temperature>can't feel or move right arm and leg>face drooping>can't swallow properly so it sounds like you're gargling on cum every time you talk>have to be shuttled around in a wheelchair everywhereyeah, like a king.
running low on food webbums
>>6259063it does look like as if he's cooking this in tar...
>>6257355>Yes please make my eggs look like a prolapsed asshole.
>>6256181Dogpile this dumb negro for shitting up this board
>>6256924And for more try>>>/pol/
>>6260376Wearing a high vis and doing something absolutely batshit in public just to see who will accept it as is or object is a common intrusive thought of mine
>>6260181He's right you knowt. redundant pedant anon
>>6259075>>6259055So, what's MEANT to happen here?
>>6261564https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lG1WcfYEac&t=Not familiar with this source.
>>6259055Chicken à la Holocaust
>>6256192I had a co-worker from Hyderabad that was often sick because he always ate streetfood, no fucking wonder
>>6256924Sisig is fucking amazing, but that is underseasoned
>>6258866jesus christ
>>6261564you're meant to experience a tiny pulse of dopamine then continue scrolling
>>6261537It's still pink
>>6259056Why didn’t the water put out the fire?
>>6261940most likely a grease fire. oil doesn't mix with water. the oil sits on top of the water.the heat with the water creates steam and boiling which creates an eruption of flaming oil droplets.
>>6258228The baths do that too. I wish we could replicate the technology.
>>6258604>you too can shave eleven seconds off of your sushi prep with these two gigantic machines!
>>6257346Who is this shorty? Damn she looks cute as hell, literally, the perfect woman to be wiyth (in a non-sexual way) :P
>>6261967I know you're new to the world, but machines are not built to be faster or better than a human. They do things while the human does something else. I bet you bitch about your dishwasher, too.
>>6256110I was hoping it was a film, great animation. Was in suspense the whole time. Reminded me of Armitage 3 or those 90s ovas.
>>6256117Solid film. Hope to see more in the future. Talent is what you got.
>>6256157Jeez. Was not expecting this.
>>6256222Man made horrors beyond my comprehension.The sci fi book trilogy, dark intelligence, has a hyperintelligent, giant, crab like aliens that have started a genocidal war against humanity and these videos make it clear it isnt far-fetched for creatures to exist with such ferocious lust for violence.
>>6256224Hannibal was an expert filming of food porn.
>>6256341Was ramsay always by the side?! No way.
>>6256737That was pretty gross. Remember to vote.
>>6256755It was all the protest against the genocide in gaza.
>>6256771Oh no! She succeeded at the hardest part! Its not fair!
>>6256931Is tea really that big of a deal? Maybe I olden times when treats were few and for between but that is a whole song and dance for tea. A tea ceremony, if you will. Just like those coffee addicts that but ostentatious machine that take a half hour to brew one cup of coffee.
>>6257076That kid cooks better than me.
>>6257079Chocolate and vanilla swirl. misty stone is perfect for this.
>>6257083Rip, mr. lahey.
>>6260181Who are you to say what anon is and isn't?If anon is butter in stainless then that's how it is.
>>6257346Wowzers! In the slideshow! Perfect cosplay.
>>6257353Woktacular!What are the ingredients yo try at home?
>>6258620Star factor. Could've had the hollywood crawling for you.
>>6258787They should have done cross promotion with Karl urban.
>>6258870The fucking cat food.
>>6259055I think they used too much firewood. What language is that?
>>6262272What suspense.
>>6261537yeah lol would be funny.pretty sure what happened here was his workmates were fucking with him but maybe hes just a good actor
>>6262147>machines are not built to be faster or better than a humanThey are, that is the point of them - over a long period of time, they perform faster and better than a human would. You lack the basic concept of the thing you're talking about, which why it isn't surprising that your example is ass. No one stands in front of a dishwashing machine feeding dishes individually in to it, which is an actual example of how a dishwasher compares to the machine in the video.
>>6262147I challenge you to hold this position when comparing a hand saw to any kind of power saw.
