>>6211656happy monke is best monke
>>6211925It's disheartening have had a little experience and know how fake animal documentaries are.
>>6211662What a bunch of dicks
>>6211696Lol i posted this on /an/One of my favorites
>>6211659saved>>6211696>>6212027>>6211653
>>6211974Indeed. Monkeys aren't even real.
>million pityPoor sad crying monpai denied milk
>>6211657I thought only humans were supposed to be accurate throwers.
Million pity?
>>6211663Fake audio
>>6213176Asshole
>>6211653His eyes and eyebrows opening 400% is so remarkable.
>>6213508It's a century egg. The Chinese eat that.
>>6214946kek
Hey hey we're the MonkeysAnd people say we monkey around...
>>6216634Actually, we are apes.
>>6213176i do not blame the monkey
>>6215036Please let this be real. I don't want my long-lost brother to be AI.
>>6218142it's real, demarcus. its real.
>>6218142looks real
>>6218148>>6218154This hope sustains me. Obrigado.
Planet of the Apes
>>6211662>homeless man harassed by wild dogs
>>6214539What kind of monkey is this little guy?
>>6221430Common Marmoset.
>>6211667kekthey are just like us
>>6218142>Please let this be real.its a man in a monkey costume
>>6221430Gremlin. Don't feed them past midnight though.
>>6211663Coolest monkey in the jungle.
>>6214941There's nothing a Chinese person would refuse to eat so that's not saying much.
>>6221716lmAO (this is literally the only time in my life i've laughed at poop)
>>6221716God I bet that gorilla shit should shatter a grown man's ribs at close range
>>6221503Thank you, they look pretty cute.
>>6212677>same species
>>6214542>>6211911>>6221611>>6215036Apes, and to some degree monkeys, are a beautiful window into a simpler life that we will never get to have.The Neolithic Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>6221927If it runs on land and isn't a car, flies through the air and isn't a plane, swims underwater and isn't a submarine, the chinese will eat it.
>>6222493Does anyone know what type of monkey/ape that is and also the fruit. I assume it is a type of coconut but not one I have ever seen before.
>>6222493Did he just wiped hand with monke`s hair at 0:44?
>>6215036literally me
>>6218116Visiting day at the state penitentiary.
>>6213176Literal wild animals gagging at the shit Chinese people eat.
>>6222266I don't speak durka-durka. tf is going on here?
>>6214945I didn't know howler monkeys could be so chill and affectionate.
>>6214539Where's Filian tho?
>>6221716impressive
>>6222996The monkey is a tibetan macaque. It's some sort of coconut, there's a bunch of variants.
>>6211690Why is that one such a dick pulling on the kid's ear like that?
>>6222542I am honestly disgusted and heartbroken by that GIF. It is painfully obvious that the animal is distressed, scared, or unwell..... and instead of helping, someone just stood there with a camera and filmed it. That alone is shameful. But then to upload it to the internet for laughs? And all the not so smart´s who share and repost it without a second thought? You have no idea what was really going on in that room.....whether the dog was sick, anxious, or being punished. None of you care. You just see a "funny" clip and hit share.And here is the thing: there are so many hilarious animal GIFs out there where no animal suffers at all..... playful puppies, clumsy cats, silly zoomies.... those are genuinely funny and bring real joy. Nobody needs to see an animal in distress to have a laugh. That is just lazy, cruel "humor" at the expense of a helpless creature.Please, I am begging you: stop using this kind of animals for your entertainment. They are the ones who suffer the most from our ignorance and cruelty. They can't speak, they can't defend themselves—and they certainly didn't ask for any of this. Do better.
>>6221716Thats AI. The faces in the crowd look unnormal and as if they expect something to happen. What they couldnt know it will,happen.
>>6223685dad things
>>6223867>You have no idea what was really going on in that room.....whether the dog was sick, anxious, or being punished.calm down m8, the dog in that video was clearly clapping and - as everyone knows - "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands".so he was being a happy dog. a strange looking dog, but a dog nonetheless.
>>6223867>dog
>>6222510An egg does none of that.
>>6225980lmao
>>6211659there is one with a funny audio
>>6211690i want to know how they make that sound
>>6212677kek's
>>6213176omg i've never see a monkey disgustion
>>6215034thats awesome
>>6215036that's a handsome gorilla
>>6215729animal abuse btw
>>6226000i love this monko
>>6223590heh i get it
>>6226069What lays and comes out of them often does, though.
>>6213239theres a crowd of people there it was gonna hit someone
>>6226642An omlette doesn't do that. My mom lays it on the frying pan and she doesn't t do that either.
>>6222266My arabic is not well practiced but I could get a general gist,The guards/cops/whoever is saying lets throw her outside.she then asks when is the house going to open, as in im guessing when she can go home? She then says the house is open with those other men and then gets kicked in the ass. Then the guy says something like dont argue, be well behaved and just go. Then the guy says, what im assuming is sarcastically, something along the lines of yes, beautiful, gods grace, beautiful go!Is this the chick a palastinian and israelies kicking her out or something?
>>6226756>My arabic is not well practiced but I could get a general gist,Found the GWOT vet
>>6211657HEADSHOT!
>>6212677That dark creature is painfully stupid>Oy gevalt, these two female are exactly the same, their differences are only skin deep and if you say other wise I will harass your boss until the fire you
>>6226954It’s a bit. The white girl does comedic fake interviews and the celebrities she talks to all act retarded or like delusional narcissists.
this is my favorite primate video.
>>6227078>NO NO IT WAS A BIT IT WAS A BIT SHE DID IT ON PURPOSEnever not funny this cop out
>>6221716"computah, generate ape poop explosion at a white lady"
>>6221965Like a shotgun blast.>>6227092Why did you use Sean Connery's voice for this comment?
>>6213239We were but not anymore
>>6227091we get it, you're mad that you were too dumb to notice an obvious comedy bit so you're doubling down as cope.
>>6227101you hear sean connery, i hear tony soprano.
>>6227078>celebrities she talks to all act retarded or like delusional narcissistsBut why? Don't the celebs realize it makes them look bad?I just thought that "magician" meant it because it's a>woman>a black woman
>>6215036>who got next in my harem today?>i hope the hairless one brings some ripe bananas>the hairless ones behind the invisible wall won't quit staring at me>they just laugh when i challenge them>alright time to take a shit and eat it
>>6218154>You're fucking filming?
>>6223003Nothing in this world is free for monke
>>6211702They want him to be striked
>>6226000what type of monke is that
>>6221597>you gotta try this man
>>6229236Macaque
>>6227086lmao
>>6229236the best
>>6229492>>6226000>>6222493Did it lose one arm?
>>6230703Yes, she did.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xing_Xing
>>6230725Poor thing but that kind of makes those webms more heartwarming.
>>6226466how so? he won't die or feel pain
>>6221598i-is t-that a... BABY CAPUCHIN?!!!??AHHH PEEL IT'S SKIN OFF, HAMMER NAILS THROUGH IT'S EYES, RIP IT'S EARS OFF WITH PLIERSYES I'M FROM SOUTH EAST ASIA HOW COULD YOU TELL?
>>6221430Darude, Sandstorm.
>>6232714you're not funny
Harambe lives..... in our hearts.
>>6218142its ai of a man in a monkey costume
>>6235138Objectively incorrect. I think you just don't understand the joke. It's a typical low IQ move to lash out at others in reaction to your own shortcomings. I'm sorry that society did this to you, anon. You also share responsibility for it though - you could have bettered yourself.
>>6227232>Obvious You don't know what this word means do you?
>>6213176I love it pushes it away, like get that shit the fuck outta here
>>6221598That was the day they chose Shithead's name
>>6222493I love when she takes her first sip with the straw her eyes open wide
>>6221965>>>6226756>>6226458Faggots detected.
>>6237707best in bread
>>6221716my fucking sidesit looks like a fucking grapefruit sliced in half
>>6223003hes petting it
>>6239070There's another vid where he feeds her durian and then wipes the gunk on her arm to get it off of his hand
>>6239086theres no fcking way
>>6239086Wow I fucking hate this
>>6223685>>6211690>press square to antagonize
i live in pakistan and recently there has been lot of monkey jugglers or whatever those people are called, you know the ones who have monkey tamed and do tricks, if you give them some money,i see one at least once when going to work, but then again i also saw a camel cart yesterday which i would assume is an extremely rare sight in 1st world countries.
>>6241641which boards does he post on?
>>6241702/fit/
>>6212033Billion pity
>>6232567Deny it milk!
>>6242047HE NEEDS SOME MILK
>>6211659he's just like me fr
>>6241641
>>6216634There's a theory that monkeys actually came from humans, not the other way.
>>6243287Demonic
>>6244033I guess it's the same people who talk about the place where the Big Bang happened and how the sulfur bridges in our DNA spell out Yahweh. So, I bet wherever this came from is dark and smelly.
>>6212677I mean, yeah. The black woman is being a bitch for not listening to the other girl's correction. But the white one is also an idiot for insisting on trying to prove herself right.
>>6244785Our dna doesn't have sulfur bridges
>>6244033i don't know if we're thinking of the same theory, but the version i know about is that humans did not evolve bipedalism from knuckle walking, but rather knuckle walking apes and fully bipedal hominins evolved from partially bipedal apes.as for if we are monkeys, phylogenetically we would be if monkey is an actual cladistic category, as old world monkeys and apes are more closely related to new world "monkeys".
>>6211690
>>6244824I know. Nor does anyone not disingenuous propose that the other primates derived from humans.
>>6244850Miles Davis
monke
>>6211925Is it teamwork or is it hierarchy? The more skilled monkey is the leader and that's why it gets the nuts.
>>6239086literally me
>>6249715I bet you don't post the other night half.
>>6226466You cannot speak for him. Check your privilege.
>>6216646All ape is monkey, not all monkey is ape.
>>6226000Honestly, it's giving the facial expressions and eagerness of a retarded human. I'm impressed.
>>6249847Both of the posts you replied to are on-topic.Are you ok?
>>6215036>do i reveal my ability to fluently speak english?>or risk having to get a job and pay taxes?
>>6226475why no sound, this board supports sound
>>6249933cuz this webm didn't have sound
>>6213239>only humans were supposed to be accurate throwers.Overhand? Yes. Not underhand. All primates throw shit underhand.
>>6222493>>6226000>>6229492>>6230725girl needs to go on a diet>>6232534Macaques were better under Orangu-chad rule
>>6221598Have to give him credit. How could he know that it was shit if it was not out all the way?
>>6244793your insecurity is why women don't talk to you...inb4ynbaw...
>>6249715>you want in on this homie?
>>6249849amazing, a monkey video that isn't a repost for once.
>>6241702/lit/
>>6249853This really does show the absolute state of the monkey brain>I poke you but if you poke me back thats assault
don't let the monke thread die pls i have videos to post just not on my pc right now :(
>>6241641>no homo>t. /fit/
>>6250765>>6249853Eye contact does this to mf, try it on niggers and see
>>6244793Kill yourself, retard. The truth will crush you.
>>6224075>Thats AIOh, really? Thanks, genius.
>>6212677I had one of those conversations on /pol/ yesterday
>>6211696Lmao thats what I do to my wife and get the same response
>>6243440>read up on this>wife says his a good man and his changedhe punched and kicked you 80+ times, stabbed you 26+ times, bludgeoned you with furniture etc.are women really like this for chad?
>>6254805>Turn the light off, asshole
>>6255290>are women really like this for chad?They're like that for money. How do you think that guy affords all those steroids. Thats a pretty nice house.
>>6252359Majestic monkey and mighty steed receive fair offering from human. I like this. This is adorable.
>>6223685They're behaving like animals.
>>6255290chad does what chad wants
>>6255290For tens of thousands of years, human women have been beaten by their husbands. They're psychologically built to accept it, if they still believe that the husband nets them social status and material wealth.
>>6257619Must be the same one
>>6245915Bowie.
>>6257619Bootylicious Jackson and Raja.webm
>>6260902power move
