I love lumi.

>>115862018
So does this mean Dizzy is the leader of WISH and not Lumi?

>>115862338
lumi enjoys it

>>115862535
Yeah, when a man does it, and not a woman.

>>115862602
yeah that's the bit that threw me off

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>>115862777 >>115862824

I hope lowercase paragraph rant schizo doesn't follow. But he will.

>>115862729
who invited this retard?

>>115862729
>>115862755
lmao its the skinwalking faggot

I would like to redeem my of course

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>>115866587
hot

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Lumi killed her first Gemsbok!
Lumi is a hunter now!

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>>115868833 >>115874191

2.5k Andy plan 2k27
>Increase stream time to 6h from 4h with a 30min intermission
>Move special interest Saturday to Thursday
>Themed weekends rather than Strategy Sunday so shit gets finished
>Prioritize RTS/Grand Strategy weekend - invite different collab partners
>Put more people in charge of movie night, or do a short Discord stream without model
>Friday should be the build-up for the weekend, could be cooking stream or react/note taking
>This solves the problem of combining entertainment with replay watching and research
>The idea is to approach each weekend with a goal in mind and do a retrospect next Friday
What else?

>>115868367
>Increase stream time to 6h from 4h with a 30min intermission
for monday and friday she already does 6h if you add the youtube + twitch time. Weekend time is fine at 4 hours since it gives herself and the viewers some time to recharge during the weekend
>Move special interest Saturday to Thursday
>Themed weekends rather than Strategy Sunday so shit gets finished
i'm a bit on the fence for these 2, on one side themed structured weekends could be fun but oin the other side doing the same thing 2 days in a row could become monotonous for some people
>Prioritize RTS/Grand Strategy weekend - invite different collab partners
this could work, it would be like the old Clio Miia collabs she used to do it TWW3 also she coudl do that SC2 collab campaign with Sinon they talked about ages ago but never did
>Put more people in charge of movie night, or do a short Discord stream without model
no, she should choose the movie herself not involve the groomers even more, or at least put a few movies on a poll. Discord streams would invite even more groomers
>Friday should be the build-up for the weekend, could be cooking stream or react/note taking
This is a good idea, I'm all in for cooking handcam streams but she'll never do it, she refuses to buy a light and do handcams ouside of summer because the lack of sunlight makes her hands look brown
The note taking friday could work with the special interest saturday, take notes on friday, compile them on saturday.

>What else?
Stop treating youtube as second class citizens and stop expressing how much you hate them every other stream because yout discord clicke doesnt like it, if you keep telling people you hate them they will leave at some point
Stop being retared and putting on the spot new people for not knowing you, of course they dont, they're new and they will, in time, if they stick around
Learn to accept compliments, the whole I HATE KANEKO LUMI theme of every stream is kinda annoying
Even if i dont like it, you cant deny that the react meta brings in numbers, you can have a 1h segment when you watch current things, AI, investment strategies, war, etc.

that's all i have for now, i'll thing about more during the day

>>115868833
Nobody reading that. Kys

>>115868833
Hey anon do you know this is an image board?

>>115870603
>>115870811
hey man, the other anon asked for feedback so i gave it

I love lumi

>>115870603
>>115870811
faggots

>>115870922
dont let those queers demoralize you, theye the problem

>>115871936
No, you are. Stop samefagging.

>>115872126
youre in the wrong thread

>>115868367
>intermission
I like built in eating breaks because she literally cannot function off her reserves and reverts to a pmsing toddler faster than I can type this. it happens slowly then all at once and she's always the last one to notice
I get that her end stream need to eat excuse is her trying to be polite. the problem is that years later, that excuse just makes her look like she's never prepared. it also makes it sound like she would have kept going, but for the excuse. just tell us you are done. no one wants to be jerked around.
>special interest day
my only concern here is that she thinks her parents might watch her over the weekends and she may be trying to put on a pretense. she sbould figure out if that ever actually happens because experimenting with thursday is wise.
>themed weekends
as long as this doesnt turn into mindless action slop weekend every weekend
>movie night
there is already someone very qualified that should be doing half of these
>discord
she will never flesh stream, if that's what you mean, and that's not a bad thing.
>friday hype day
not sure what that would look like but I like the concept
>weekend goal
very wise
>anything else
if she keeps outsourcing game ideas I'm not showing up to watch. that's a red line in the sand. 18 months of zero growth and shit games.
we stuck around because we thought it was the best her mental could handle. it was just some random discord fag who hates lumis content.
that hit like a betrayal. she didnt ask us to stick around during her hard times so I guess I cant bitch too much, but it hurt my feelings. I'm not so insecure as to pretend otherwise. wtf was she thinking.

>>115868833
>anything else
>youtube hate
this is borderline autistic behavior that needs to stop. youre right, its parroting actual autists to the point of eroding the line.
>react slop
I agree that it cant be slop if it isnt slop. that silly not warhammer thing was one of the most fun moments in recent memory. so was the hong kong thing. I didnt get the vibe I was alone in that youre right that a little common sense here can pay big returns
>hating lumi/ragebait
this has been overplayed. it is one thing to call her out for actually being retarded, as supported by direct evidence and connected to actual solutions. this is not the same as the toddler tier back and forth during zatsus.
if soneone says something stupid, ignore it. it will hurt her brain at first, but refusing to give attention is a vtubers best tool for grooming her chat out of stupid behaviors. if she did this earlier, it wouldnt be a problem. her chat would be full of people that actually know things making critiques instead of autism looping
>creepy new guy vs new guy
coming in and saying I love you or "youre the [insert random nonsense] is worthy of reproach.
yelling at someone for asking a logistics question because a handful of cattle chatters will praise you for it? autistic behavior.
that's not gatekeeping. it's grooming. crab bucket bring you down to my level grooming.
this behavior is connected to losing most of the cool discord gumis. I used to sometimes hop on discord to just enjoy the benign people playing games atmosphere while I worked. now it's all eunuch style politics and not something to be apart of. if I wanted that, I would be doing it with more important people. not some vtubers discord.
there's literally one person I would trust to be community manager. no other considerations apply deciding in appropriate nuiance.
just like there's exactly one finn I would trust to SUGGEST games.
these picks cant be political. politics unironically filters for the last people you want in these positions.
it's possible for self-interest, competence, and demand for change to all come from the same place. however I would be extremely disappointed if she ever allowed those three things to coexist in one role.
if I am bitching here, then someone else more competent ought to be there. that's how we divide functions properly. schizos can audit. autists can choose games. trusted NON CONTROVERSIAL members of community can have the keys to city hall. someone who wants zero attention during streams can mod.
this is just basic checks and balances. lumi's role is that of brazil's emperor. represent the nation and making sure the institutions entrusted to her care cooperate without overstepping.
most importantly of all - anyone who is doing a job needs to be sat down and talked to about impartiality. this is her career. she isnt bringing someone on for their leaisure preferences, she is doing it for their skill set. a skill set that must be applied with objectivity. even combined roles must be able to wear different hats. chatter, schizo, groomer, all of these might be one person but one is fun, one is objective, one is self serving. the roles must be executed with their appropriate motivations. anyone who cant handle that cant do the job

>>115874191
>>115874619
Rope krampus nobody is reading that.

>>115874693
shhhh. it will be over soon

>>115874758
Are you finally going to kill yourself? Dont get my hopes up for nothing.

Lemon is live
https://youtu.be/q9wY9ofKqvI
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Our second wife, Ember, is cooking some green goo
https://youtu.be/C0SXy__vYIE
https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane

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>>115881242 >>115882743

>>115877348
You can have Lumi's bland cooking where she only uses salt and pepper, or you can eat whatever Ember makes.

>>115875137
for you.

she really cant help herself can she

>>115878435
Ember raided her and Lumi immediately shat on her. What do you think?

Lumi is lucky shes so pretty.

>>115871902
Why do you anti Lumi?

>>115878586
I meant the generic chinkslop. I didnt even notice the raid lol

a

>>115877422
This is white woman cooking.

lumi playing game

>>115877422
white woman be like
>I eat this 4 times a week because I heard it makes the juices taste flowery

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>>115882943

>>115882614
This shit is so ass bro.

>>115882792
she really needs to spend 5 minutes preparing what she is going to do. just sit down and quietly decide what mood she wants each day and assign a game. she knows how to do it. she knows how to appeal to each group.
she doesnt seem to get that she's half way through turning her channel into generic npc slop. which means she's gonna have a lot of nu-gumis asking for the npc shit she spent the last 2 years letting her chat devolve into

she's a huge npc in her way too. if she planned it at the start of the week she could get into the mood herself before starting.

>>115882943
I'd be willing to bet the decline coincides with Saturday being turned into what it is

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>>115883368

You guys are too negative. I'm just happy when she streams

>>115883011
she hasnt moved the bar in two years, that's before saturdays, but always performs well on weekends.
it's certainly one of her most marmite stream ideas. I dont mind her having a fun day where she gets her bfe in, but the model certainly needs some cleaning.
this really comes down to her living in the moment instead of thinking ahead at least a week

>>115874191
>she will never flesh stream, if that's what you mean, and that's not a bad thing.
No I'm saying without model, without performing, just a screen

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>>115883031
I was too back when I thought she just had the sads, but we're not letting her get crab bucketed. it's the least we can do

>>115883363
ohhhhh just hanging out like she used to but without a grooming contest and awkwardness? fair

>>115883401
That's where the "Youtube games" belong

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>>115885096

east coast gumis getting home to snuggle up with tardwife. I hate to be such a fucking dead horse beater about this but there is an opportunity here. we just need to make sure she doesnt get all depressed and bed rot if she isnt streaming I tnink she can have fun by herself at night once tard brain kicks in but she gets sad during the day. or numb or whatever she wants us to call it so it isnt a self-determining label
>>115883481
there's an idea.

>lumi ends stream
>"because"
>*munbles* "I'm bored" *mumbles*
>"I'm hungry"

>>115883639
>we just need to make sure she doesnt get all depressed
NOT MY FUCKING JOB ITS HER JOB TO DANCE FOR ME
fucking retard

>>115885096
oh my God retard. we're brain storming how to make our viewing experience less shit. stream times arent going to be rationalized without a solution for the cause of their highly irrational timing.
are you high?

>>115885195
>we're brain storming how to make our viewing experience less shit
again not my FUCKING JOB if she wants to start sucking ass as a streamer there are 6 million other phase connect vtubers to watch. If you think the viewing experience is shit then leave fucker because you clearly don't like the show she is putting on. kill yourself fucking manager larp is so cringe and gay

>>115884564

She cravesintellectual stimulation.

Its time for the drinking stream.

Russian aristocrat tries vodka for the first time??? 3k ccv

>>115885228
okay, well, it's not my job to protect you from reading shit that sets off your meltdown. don't participate in thread chains that overstimulate you. it isnt my problem.
>>115885236
yet she does her damnest to make sure the stupidest planned or the stupidest impromptu decisions are made. you'd think she hated herself

>>115885272
you aren't human you're a fucking bot it's actually insane how deranged you are.

>>115885255
if only. she has some rigid thinking on drinking that I dont want to push too far on iykwim, but it would be fun to have unhinged lumi calling out all of the foibles she generally avoids

>>115885291
if I'm a bot, then why are you in my thread reading my posts then, dumb ass?
this is why it's important not to be nice to retards. turns out validating them isnt a kindness. they just start to think their retarded takes are viable.
go on little guy. fuck off. you can do it

>>115885236
addendum, I still maintain my previous position that her humors are out of wack and that she should set aside 30 minutes minimum for gooning. she spends that much time doom scrolling. it's a better use of time. if she gets a bullet like literally every other woman alive, she could even do both at once.
then hopefully horny post about it because we have needs too

>>115885334
your manager larp with achieve nothing, time and time again you've proved you're a retarded newfag. I enjoy knowing you will commit suicide in the future.

>>115885466
lol

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>>115887745

lumi selfcest

>>115887370
That’s just Lumi X Starbro.

>>115887745
I could do with another two younger siblings

>>115862018
I always wondered why Dizzy made her tits bigger than Lumi. Is it a dominant thing? Does Dizzy think she’s an alpha woman or something?

>>115887955
probably. she should be punished

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this and the other thing together

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>>115892049 >>115892381

I wonder how Lumi is getting her Yaoi fiction now that AO3 is down.

>>115891166
>Lumi reading Yaoi fanfic
That'd be a sight

>>115892049
I mean, isn’t she curious about male romantic relationships? I could have sworn she brought it up.

Lumi should learn about the friend route
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-854-R5qs

>>115891166
Lumi is only reading straight smut

>>115892284
whore!

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>>115894073 >>115894113

why did she do it

>>115893283
needs correction

>>115893283
She's helping out Starbro with his dowry supplying 200 Gumi foreskins

>>115894113
guys dont have a dowry

>>115894171
Saul and David

>>115894201
>saul and david
yeah that one was weird. although it would explain her weird stream hours. americans dont have foreskins

>>115894224
>yeah that one was weird.
It used to be a marker of the conquered and enslaved which they themselves decided to 'own' in true bronze age fashion. You can't have a god king bearing the mark of a slave and not impose the same standard on the populace (although they only require you to do it to family members and slaves, not subjects)

>>115894286
yeah, genital mutilation is still weird. I get it in context but the context is a very weird obsession

was lumi impacted by ao3 going down for a month? I would like an official statement. I'm tired of having to spam gooning is good for you posts

>>115894319
That's why we invented baptism for an easier sell

Group therapy jerk off sessions or brutal mass suicide is the only way to fix these threads.

>>115894584
she prefer physical books for her smut

>>115895231
>obsessed

>>115895327
>a veritable library of smut hidden within the plush king
I believe it. she probably lies about her smut habits after the dance macabre leaking happened. she was good at pretending to not be furious about that one. furious in her way at least.

Why does Lumi have a list of games that are verifiable great stream games and does not play them?

>>115895850
*insert context hat image*

>>115897759
her smut book preferences got shared and she didnt want to ice the friendship so she iced the topic.

>>115895327
Has she ever mentioned any titles? I wonder if it's the soft, loving smut or the billionaire vampire rapist type.

>>115898369
both

>>115898369
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/210405413-a-dance-macabre

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>>115903281

>>115898460
I guess the signs were everywhere.

>>115898369
>soft, loving smut
She seems actively repulsed by the idea, which is sad

How did it happen and when?

>>115900194
awkward relationships with sex typically manifest as turbo gooner behavior or awkwardly intense puritanism. it's really just an excuse to talk about it, but sometimes it ends with very awkward outcomes.

>Dizzy has to make gfe content for us because Lumi won't
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jei1sOmA4XE

>>115901386
uuuuuuuuuu

>>115901386
cute, why doesnt Lumi do this for us?

>>115901600
Dizzy knows why and how to shill and would never work a day in her life if she looked like Lumi

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>>115901386

>>115901660
she cant be that hot. it almost makes the affection impure.
I would much rather maintain the
>yeah, I get it, she has an ego issue.
>love her anyways
approach. so I will assume you are hysterical and make her my wife as if she was just another girl. don't make it weird. seriously.
also, thank you.

>>115898460
>>115898557
I refuse to believe this

>>115903281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itqEO5nycDo

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>>115903742 >>115903819 >>115904253

>>115903281
>>115903414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qo25wFoj48

>>115903281
>>115903414
>>115903561
you realize that this is flamingly homosexual behavior, right?

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>>115903561

>>115903414
>>115903561
She likes enemies to lovers pipeline but hates friends to lovers?

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>>115905050 >>115905553

we were talking about this yesterday

Lemon live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>115904912 (me)
she was asking chat if they would be ok with a merged chat when dual streaming

>>115904912
>all these retards ignore the fact that they are the entire fucking youtube viewer base

>>115905553
i say the same thing whenever this topic is brought up again but she only reads the discord crowd

>>115905671
just keep @ing her like ocbm is, I've literally seen him do it multiple times this stream alone.

Jesus, Lumi just needs to assert herself as leader and just do it. Merge both chats as one instead of being such a pussy about it.

>>115906381
She will never do it.

Lumi wants to FEEL

>>115909005
I FEEL like this sort of behavior should be discouraged. Where's the aspiring sweat from 4 years ago?

I think lumi thinks some of the gumis are all knowing, and wouldnt allow themselves to be blinded by mutual respect to such an extent that they didn't notice lumi abdicating her responsibilities.

whelp that was a fun run.

>caved to the crab bucket
alas a five minute ban might as well be a lifetime ban. there's nothing ickier.
I'm free.

>>115910937
What'd you do?

>>115901386
Is Dizzy trying to pressure Lumi into being GFE

>>115913758
didnt bother asking. I'm not interested in pretending to be a peer to a bunch of losers speech is my only autism line. letting some degenerate regulate it is unironically offends notions of common decency and isn't something I can ever drop.
I'll admit to wondering if it was her or the eunuchs, but I'd rather preserve a pleasant mental image of ambiguity.

>>115901600
She doesn't like us as much as the dizzler loves her own

>>115916066
Stop seething.

>>115917234
>projection
how disappointing.

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she just randomly makes faces like this

>>115917234
>wants honesty
>recieves honesty
>gets back by poking the one spot an entire life has been dedicated to protecting
>describes the disappointment as seething
she really is like all the other girls.

>>115917687
Lumi is here so we can worship her.

>>115915166
No
Yes

i miss the stream is she going to do a handcam pumpkin carving while flaunting her tits

>>115918459
Never

What is the sexiest part of Lumi's body?

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>>115922195 >>115922438

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>115922044
no im going to play xiv instead

>>115922195
ok gayboi

>>115922205
with lia :)

>>115922044
no.

>>115922579
feminine wiles don't work on what isn't there

lumi is playing with her dolls again

Lumi's chat is full of normies, they didnt know her tard wife meme and the vaguepost king meme

>>115922984
I have watched her for 5 years and never seen her tard wife meme outside of her stream

>>115923024
how? her edit somehow became the official meme that everyone uses it
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2422586-trad-girl-tradwife

>>115922984
she's pandering to us? kinda stupid

here we go again with complaing about youtube chat

Okay yay

>got some brewskis
>night to myself
>game i wanted to watch for so long
The stars have aligned.

>>115923155
you're just being aggressive and it only appears as if she's been half assing her entire life over the last 3 years. duh.