/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Clocks Changed EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWJ90ICwC1YF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (embed) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>115645962
ohh adjusts
What kind of bullshit nothingburger happening killed us this time?
>>115782253maybe the concert? no idea
going out for a bit!
>>115782476there was a concert?
>>115784342Not a holo one
>>115782253no one told anon to wake up
Put the money in the fucking bag
>>115787297>>115787297what is wrong with her
https://www.youtube.com/live/gGcyJgJhMNo
you will watch ark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnslU_8Mxcs
Goodnight anons
>>115796211ANON WAKE UPITS 5 AM
>>115798092I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP
>>115798475Im awake!
>>115798572Hi awake, I'm Dad
ohhh adjusts
>>115808642ANON WAKE UPORANGE WOMAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPLR_SFcifc
Good evening.There will be no market reports until next Monday at least, due to some personal matters that force me away from home temporarily. This means no Morning Review or Dividend Review until 11/2.I'll try to still collect the data as usual, and Dividend Review for 10/31 will be posted after I return.
its so fucking over bros
can nasfaqg put in a gacha system that tingles the brain like modern gachas
>>115814426NASFAQ 2.0 has one
>>115812864Hope all is well mr review man!
>>115814695what can I roll
>>115827513not jeb.
grok generate a female jeb
>>115832871ANON WAKE UPTHERES NOTHING LEFT
>>115840162I NEED TO LICK
>>115791378Nyo!
oh faq
Early goodnight anons
https://x.com/isakiriona/status/2115428417416187905time for some real nasfaq posting
ANON WAKE UPNASFA/CK/ is BACK
ANON DIDNT SLEEP
>>115855794https://x.com/ichijouririka/status/2114657286199411197
Wow, that was such restful sleepOH NO IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKIN 2 AM I HATE THIS
all me money
>11
>>115854735Heh
>>115874294whos that
>>115861126you missed it, probably since i forgot an image
Eat the eggs anon
>>115880146who made it
>>115881028https://x.com/ichijouririka/status/2113640776005743097
>>115881050yeah i'd try it
you vill eat the slop https://x.com/ourokronii/status/2116002162857988314
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/2116002164359545287
Cash cash
straight cash homie
You want to dance?
happy waolloween nasfaq!-koyolabo
Hi-https://holo.nasfaq.biz
>>115898784isreal?
>>115898784What's this, open beta?
>>115899317israel>>115899463sure something like that!
There's so much slop on this website
sure ok
>>115898784have to make a new account?
>week 161! HAPPY WAOLLOWEEN! KOYOLIVE APPROACHES! KOYORINIUM VISUAL NOVEL! holocure waopproaches! current value: $28,579,384,868,520.8 current price: $8,486,724.02 current volume: 3,219,692 last payout per share: $50,552.52 54 is koyo! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ! WAO!!! -koyolabo weekly investor report
>>115900390call it a fresh start
>>115900478WAOOOOOthats a ghost koyoyo though!
>>115898784feature request: the limit for 1 tick of trades is 180 so why is there no 180 button? if i hit 100 twice instead of making it into 180, it says it wont buy anything, why? it unnecessarily takes too many clicks, also is there no way to do it automatically/queue several ticks?
>>115900663>all 180 on one coini didn't predict such a strong level of oshimaxxing, but sure. autotrading will be added yes
>>115900820wao thanks!
>>115900820since we are doing features is there a way we could show all funds we have shares of in one screen in old nasfaq and buy from there so its a lot faster to buy funds and we dont have to go back and forward from assets tk a given fund a billion times?
ok but does this mean my Koyolabo coins are gone?
I'm gonna blow all of my money on gacha and then sell a shirt to become a billionaire.
>>115901470done
>>115901470
>>115900357WAOOO THIS IS AWESOME
AHHHH WHY WONT KOYO COME
finally a basic koyo
feedback: cards are wao! capsule gatcha is wao too!how do i use shards/what are they for?
>>115902196shards are for crafting cards :)
>>115901302i'm not sure what you mean exactly, there are no funds in new nasfaq currently
capsules still use actual assets or artcant we replace the cards with the tcg and promotional art the girls use?
is sports betting ded?
HELLO WHERE IS MY NEWS ARTICLE ON THIS?
>>115902920no, on old nasfaq, atm to buy funds i have to go to assets, then click on the icon for the fund, click on buy or sell, go back, and repeat uhm, once per fund, its a lot of loads and clicks, im asking if theres a way we could change that to all be doable from one screen! pleaseplaseplease!
>>115902733how do i do that!
https://x.com/todoroki_hajime/status/2116100301350429027BUY THE JIMMY SLOP
>>115905489oh figured it outEHHHH 8K!?!
the card game is peak stuff really like it! the cards too thanks devanons!
>>115898184
>>115899724happy birthday mel...
WHERS THE HALLOWEEN ART
>>115907460Meru…
divs soon
ANON WAKE UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTcF5Mjl8U
divs never
divs GET
ANON WAKE..up....
Kanade slides
HOW DO I READ THISHWO DO I READ ANYTHING
the no divs...
buying late
>>115907460meru...
Ohh adjusts
ITS SPOOKY
Sooo is nasfaq v1 eos now or what
>>115924221It'll continue as far as I can tell, and I can do IPO stuff if theres a demand.-tdev
It's Halloween!And that means more Koyolabo Anime Night!As a halloween special, we are watching Corpse Party!I'll see you all soon in 15-20 minutes!
how the fuck do I play nasfaq 2
wao's open
>>115933736ANON WAKE UP OR YOU'll GET TRI-OH MY GOD ANON ITS MELTING
>>115933736ANON WAKE UP WHY IS KANADE SO STRONG?!
>>115928710https://holo.nasfaq.biz/how-to-play
>>115924221I won't be taking it down or anything but my focus will be on v2
dump it
what if you link nasfaqg 1 funds to nasfaqg 2 for all the random game bullshit and betting and a special gold border for playing nasfaqg 1
Money money
