I HAVE RETURNED AS THE LEGENDS FORETELL THE DESTROYER OF POKÉMON LOVER OF ALL THINGS POKE THE POKEDREAD AND THE ANTIDEX CRYER OF POKE I BRING GOOD TIDINGS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON
I AM ALIVE AND WELL, I HAVE SAVED HUMANITY FROM A GREAT MANY PLAGUE WISH ME WELL ON MY JOURNEY TO DEFEAT THE ELITE FOUR
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, THE TASK I WAS GIVEN WAS INSURMOUNTABLE, I HAD TO SUFFER AND STRUGGLE FOR YEARS
>>59691511ew, what an ugly bug. charizard, burn it.
I HAVE EMERGED VICTORIOUS