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We will never get a water type starter with this kind of mass appeal again

How does it make u feel
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I don't care.
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>>59690700 (OP)
Greninja flew too close to the sun and threatened CHARIZARD, so there will never be another water starter to emulate its aura ever again, every water starter from now on will designated flop or goonbait.
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>>59690700
greninja is built for big lucario knots :3
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I wasn't 7 when it was introduced, so wasn't the market thus didn't give a shit.
Welcome to the big boy world kid.
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>>59690700
there could have been if gamefreak didn't decide that every water starter after gen 6 must look like the gayest shit you've ever seen
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>>59690789
As opposed to the pre-existing utterly gay shit in the first 6 Gens?
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>>59690852
cope
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>>59690700
Grenigga fell off
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>>59690700
It had no mass appeal, it only had forced shilling followed by irrelevance once the shilling stopped. Primarina organically mogs Shitninja.
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>>59690931
> Primarina organically mogs Shitninja.
Keep coping no one likes troonseal
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second worst after inceleon
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>>59690931
>it was only shilling and noone cares now!
ninjafrog still does really well in popularity polls though
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greninja was so cool they overcorrected and made every water type a faggot after. i dont even need a surf user anymore I'll never have a water type on my team again
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>>59691303
>But muh polls...
Nobody who has a life is voting in those.
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>>59690853
You're the one failing to accept the water starter was always the "girly" pick dude. The fact it took to Gen 6 to make them shill it (and even then it ended up a twink faggot, that turned even gayer) should have told you that already. Small wonder they said "fuck it" and threw the mask off as the fags of the fanbase had become far too uppity.
It's no wonder they started making waifumon starters, what is wondrous is the fanbase ignoring the water starter was the woman's option, before they even made a waifumon water starter and built her in such a way that little boys would WANT to pick it because they deliberately made Delphox worse than Greninja, to counteract the mammalian bonus all mammal-based starters have over reptiles and dinosaurs. While also making the mammalian cat and seal starters outright clear better than the dinosaur in Gen 7. Gen 8 and 9's shillmon were mammals too, but 9's happened to be a waifumon cat paired against 2 dinosaurs and Gen 8's had no competition due to humanity's inherent dislike of ape-like creatures and the lizard being made by two women to be a husbandomon (the flip side of making blatant waifumon starters, the girls get pandered to in kind).
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>>59691306
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>>59691682
greninjas a frog not a bear, dumbass...
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>>59690700
There's been a million fan favorite water and fire types, can they spend more than 2 seconds on a design and make a cool grass starter?
>So what should we make the grass type this gen?
>Oh IDK fat and ugly
>We do that every year though?
>And the time has come again
>GENIUS
that's how I imagine they workshop grass starters yearly.
Even the snake is a fat snake by gay snake standards.
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Flopninja is not popular
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>>59691720
Is seething pointed ignorance a trend in the gay community as a whole or just in the fags I have the misfortune to deal with in /vp/ as they think chasing men is special enough to be treated differently here?
Japan doesn't push gay ideas at children (that's what the shonen+ manga are for, to offer some kind of plausible deniability). So why are you suddenly surproiised they course-corrected so bloody hard to ensure fags knew their place?
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>>59691758
i don't actually care that much it was a joke obviously
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>>59691673
>armored living tank with two huge ass canons
>Giant Gator
>whatever Swampert is that becomes Anchor Arms McGee
>Napeoleon with a bit of Poseidon
>A samurai otter covered in razor sharp shells
>ow the edge ninja
>girly pick
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>mass appeal
>ash Greninja

Pick one
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>>59691777
I'll give you Gen 1, it was the only one the devs professed were based off pets little boys kept in Japan in the last century. The rest as you can clearly tell by how they shilled the others to little boys, they didn't expect boys to want to pick the water starter (they made Gyarados, it's like fucking crack cocaine to their market). That gay furries latched onto them (and there's a clear marked spilt between female furries as each seeks a different ideal in their partner, gay men either want to be the princess or find a princess) only made their course-correction all the more blatant. Meanwhile men ignored the water starter, until they made a water starter pleasant to look at, while also having the highest Sp stats of all non-mega starters to-date (because the aforementioned Gyarados did what a water starter did, but better).
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>>59691649
Neither do Primarina fans.
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>>59690700
Zero mass
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>>59691743
>Venusaur: both fat and ugly
>Meganium: not ugly
>Sceptile: not fat, not ugly
>Torterra: leave him alone I like him
>Serperior: not fat
>Chesnaught: not fat
>Decidueye: not fat, not ugly
>Rillaboom: not fat
>Meowscarada: not fat, not ugly
retardation issue
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>>59690700
LAWL
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>>59691758
>Japan doesn't push gay ideas at children
sailor moon
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