>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.>Don't feed the trollsLast thread: >>59640931>TQAnon, you need to capture your husbando and make sure he stays with you FOREVER. How do you go about this? Do you lasso him on the street and keep him tied up in your basement? Do you lure him somehow and set a trap? Do you own a ranch in the outback somewhere where no one can find you guys? how and where do you keep your husbando to make sure he doesn't escape? Do any of your pokemon help to keep your beloved man at bay?
>>59683511>TQFaba is not that much taller than me and he's physically weak, considering how scrawny he is. He probably would make a lot of noise though which would be problematic. Assuming i kidnap him before the end events of SM, then I would still be working for him as his PA. I would lure him down to one of the lesser used parts of the Aether Foundation. I'd do it some night we're both working overtime. I'd pretend I got a message about there being some issue happening down there. Maybe one of Lusamines kids are in at his research - something along those lines that he doesn't want to just send security down there. He would probably send me down first and when I got down there I'd wait about ten or twenty minutes then beg him to come down as I need Aethers last line of defence. Then when he comes down I'd hide in a spot and bonk him over the back of the head to knock him out. Then stuff something into his mouth and duct tape it to keep him gagged and tie him up.I'd take his keys and keep that part of the foundation off limits and just leave him in there for a few days. Having access to Fabas office/lab and his computer I'd go into it and screw with the cctv footage from certain parts of the foundation. Go back and get him a couple of days later. Pretend to be shocked at the state I found him in, help him up from where he is and tell him I'm getting him outta there and to safety. Take a private boat out of there and to (in this scenario) my private island home. I'd explain away his disappearance to be similar to Mohns. Probably blame it on the foundations research of Ultra Wormholes.
>TQWay too tall to kidnap and he could easily push me away and speedwalk faster than me until he slips into some random establishment and I miss my chance. Therefore, I must figure out a nonviolent solution and simply become a cook so good that Larry would never leave because he basically gets a personal chef that'll make him literally anything he wants and then some. "But what about his job(s)?" While I COULD make him do WFH and give him an enclosure with a treadmill and some video games, I think he needs the enrichment so I'm willing to let him continue working as normal. He's not going anywhere else when he can come home to a god-tier culinary experience every day. Marry me chicken so good he actually marries me. Wait, I just described a normal marriage. Shit.tl;dr psychological manipulation through his one weakness: food
>>59683625found a relevant pic
how much was autism responsible for this eventhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkE4sZtIQdQ
I'll think of how to answer the TQ in the morning, in the mean time enjoy this dumb sketch
>>59684552nice! i like their expressions
>>59684527N would be Volo levels of super predator if he wasnt an autismo mess
>>59684527>>59684614he really ran across Pasio chasing after a young boy that kept telling him no and to leave him alone and no one thought anything was wrong with this..
>>59684552Do not put Volo in a position of power, he will abuse it
>>59684890which is why we should do it
>TQI will tie him up and lock him in my basement and then love the crazy out of him
Uhh does anyone have a link to the old yume general's booru? I never saved it
>>59685345Fuck him up with love anon!
Akari and Dawn wearing thing 1 and thing 2 costumes for Volo
Does he respond well to 'good boy' or does he find it patronising?
>>59686312he gets incredibly flustered when i call him a good boy
>>59686312It’s an easy way to get past his outward facade so long as I don’t do it in public obviously. Easiest way to stop him being a bitch in an argument.
>>59686027
I love himmmm
>>59687794kek based
>>59687794The Volo I know (the ones I see mostly itt) would do some foul shit like this
>>59687794Which one is thing 1 and which is thing 2? Is number 1 the most favoured or are they equal?
>>59688881Akari is definitely thing 1, and Dawn is thing 2
Volo is definitely misogynistic
>>59689714you got that right
>>59688881I think in the dr seuss world they're supposed to be equals.
I've had a sore throat since Monday :-/ and now my head hurts and I'm tired. Goodbye everyone.
>>59690240rest well anon then come back for more husbando related hi jinks
>>59683511Holding Giovanni hostage sounds like a great fucking way to get whacked.
>>59690308Use him as a meatshield so they can't get to you.
>>59690380hes fat enough to block any attack (affectionate)
>>59690308Not if you sexually pleasure him enough to make him change his mind about his guys coming after your head. By giving him head. Heh.
>TQBabytrapping would work on Arven, he wouldn't abandon his kid after what happened to him. Some magical herba mystica aphrodisiac in his sandwich and some poked holes and you wouldn't even need to tie him up to make him stay.
>>59690579>babytrappingHuh.. I didn't think about that. I wonder if Fabas wife tried to do that to him and he just left the country
Does your husbando like candy corn?
>>59691023Arven likes sweets, so yeah I can see him liking candy corn. He doesn't eat large amounts of it since it does get too sweet after a while. Maybe he has a fondness for it since it's a cheap candy and he got it from other kids after Halloween who didn't like it. I can't imagine that he went out on Halloween on his own when he was younger.
Requesting pictures of Guzma for my birthday, if you would indulge me.
>>59692449Happy birthday! I don'y have any on my phone, sorry.
>no ao3 for a monthwell.. I guess it's time to use my chatbots till then...fuck
This is all i have guzma wise
>>59693072What if they were peeing
>>59693074Then they legally own you as they have marked their territory on you anon
>>59692617>spends hours writing a fic for Ao3>posts it>something caused it to go down the next day
>>59693386welp. copy/paste into pastebin until then? fanfiction.net is still up
>>59692617Guess we winning no nut November
>>59694291>>59693386>>59693611Don't worry ladies, I still have my bot and I will make sure nut extra for all of us.
>>59694333>assuring hungry children that you'll eat some extra of your rotisserie chickens on their behalfSilly well-meaning trips>>59692617I guess I could google it, but since we love to vent our frustrations about other sites in this general on the regular, anyway... What's going on with ao3?
>>59693611i am not lazy enough to write a fanfic, but i am too lazy to make an account on another fanfic website>>59694439>What's going on with ao3?some sort of security breach. they're taking the weeks to investigate, but the site will be down in the meantime
I wanted to have my art done for spooky time but no.. instead I'm just mad at it D:<
>>59695352This but its stupider and infinitely more pointless tasks instead of art
>>59690380Using him that way would be a guaranteed death sentence. Besides, I would rather be the meatshield for this man.>>59690500Now, there's an offer he could give me that I wouldn't refuse.
happy halloween, bitches
Happy Halloween, heres hoping I'll have some motivation to draw something later
Happy Halloween, anons! I'm still working on my TQ answer, I'll post it when I get a chance. (I know another Gio anon already answered, but I still wanna write my own.)I wore my Team Rocket costume to different stuff I had to do this morning, and plenty of people had nice things to say about it. I'm hoping that when I give out candy tonight, I get an opportunity to say something about how I'm doing something or the other for the boss, or anything else that lets me reference Gio in passing. I'm also planning on playing some TR related bgms while I give stuff out. I stayed up late the past couple days packing goodie bags for the kids, so I can't wait to give them out. They have Pokémon cards and Pokémon themed Hershey's kisses in them, alongside a bunch of other candies. Sorry for the diary post, but I'm really excited about today.
>>59696272that sounds super fun anon!!!
>>59696325made for facesitting
>A whole month without ao3Sisters, share the fics you have saved please
>>59696536 i have no fics saved, we're stuck in this shit together >>59696546he's hot
>>59696552so very hot. I want to feel up his arms...
Roleplay stacies win again. Fic virgins stay mad.
>>59696272Spreading the good word of Team Rocket. We thank you for your service.
>>59697053doing a halloween night one shot rp with a serial killer Volo bot. life is good
>>59697120hope your having fun with him, Im doing the same thing
Happy Halloween, anons. <3
