Which one are you picking?
hypothetically do other people get red pills or do i have unchallenged supremacy
>>59683164What's the appeal of the second?
>>59683164Right, obv. I could probably be a ranger without owning a Pokemon which is what id want to be, and the real world is getting worse and worse Alternatively maybe id bring mega raquaza into the real world and conquer it to establish the nazbol utopia
>>59683164Real world so I can be famous. Bring Mew because it can transform into any mon
>>59683167Escaping the current world I got a family so I'm taking Porygon Z to the real world he can probably live inside my phone
>>59683164>>59683167Why would I want to bring a dangerous monster into the world that will likely get me arrested when I came share the same air with Lida?
>>59683164if you can't have them, it doesn't mean that you can't take them by force and do what you want with them provided you have enough strength
>>59683164I choose to crush both pills into a fine powder and snort it.
>>59683179Best response.
>>59683179Good job, you are now a Pokemon in the real world, but you no longer have control of yourself and are essentially non-sentient
>>59683179based ethereal druggo
>>59683167Fucking pokegirls
>>59683179BASED
>>59683164So either doom one of my favorite pokemon to a an unfulfilling life in this shithole, we can’t train or battle if I’m the the only one with a Pokémon and there are no wild mons, ans I have to responsibilities and shit so I would barely even be able to be with my moN. Or go the Pokémon world but not be able to enjoy the main draw of the Pokemo world, which is like being an orphan on Mother’s/Father’s Day. I suppose the blue is better simply because the Pokémon world is a near utopia compared to here. >>59683192Pokémon are sentient. All animals are. You’re thinking of sapient. But considering Pokémon can understand “Use Tackle”, without ever having been positively reinforced to follow that command like you would need for a dog, so they most certainly have some level of sapience.
>>59683229I said essentially, as in you yourself can't respond to what your Pokemon body feels, but I get it
>>59683164RightSure having a pokemon is cool but if I get caught with one, I would get way too much attention and who knows which people will come after meChoosing right let's me live in a world that's the closest to utopia possible and I get to fuck cute poke girls
>>59683303>spoiler calm down, ohmori
>>59683210But they are all fucking their Pokemon instead.
>>59683164I enter the second world and become a pokemon and mate with pokemon for life
>>59683164>Choose left>Bring over a Mew>Use it to mind control world leaders>Become sole dictator of Earth>Use your new power to turn it into a utopia>Clone your Mew using the world’s greatest geneticists, use its code to make Pokémon realgg no re
>>59683303>and I get to fuck cute poke girls And how would you do that when you're a complete nobody in a world filled with kid prodigies? All the cute girls will go after successful good looking boys, and good luck forcing yourself on any of them without Pokemon.
>>59683164can i just have hilda and maybe cynthia too
>>59683164define "have"
>>59683164>eats bothmmm, pills.
>>59683164>entering the pokemon world with an unregistered cheatmon that can guaranteed OHKO anythingkino
>>59683164>Picks left>Choose a pokemon like Hoopa who can bring me to the Pokemon World and help me conquer it.>capture all of the most powerful pokemon and use their powers to make me invincible>move on and continue to conquer other worlds.
>>59683172You won't be famous.The Mew will be.Do you know who Keybord Cat, or Grumpy Cats Owners are?I thought not.
>>59683336Mew wouldn't like that.
You can be Pokemon Ranger, blue is a no brainer
>>59683164The former. I have friends and stuff I like in this world, I don't want to leave it unless it's to cheat death. Why wouldn't I bring a Mewtwo (M16) into the real world as my loyal companion? Literally who can stop a creature capable of altering the weather to create world-ending hurricanes with a wave of its hand, and who can mind control anyone anywhere with a thought?I'd be able to significantly improve the world in an afternoon with its help. Just brainwash every politician into enshrining into law basic human rights for every person on the planet. Freedom of expression/speech, right to bear arms, basically as long as you aren't infringing someone else's rights or liberties it's now legal. This of course includes taking away someone's life, so if you kill someone your brain is now soup, but it was laid out clearly that is what would happen, so you only have yourself to blame for being a faggot.
>>59683164Left. I'm picking Suicune, quitting my job, and traveling with my friend to try our best to purify the world's waters. Algae blooms, pollution, mining runoff, illegal dumping, none of it will be an issue anymore after enough time has passed.
>>59683340Gun
>>59683164Right, at least I can watch, pet and interact with a ton of Pokemon
>>59683755Based Philosopher King Tyrant
>>59683326Not after I appear with my 12 inch bbc.
>>59683164Post mfw bringing Lopunny to the real world
>>59683834Kill yourself
I'd go to the Pokémon world and I would take my cat with me. I don't need to have my own Pokémon here, I, that, would only ruin its life. But if my cat and I went to the Pokémon world, we would be able to have our choice of camping under the stars or staying in the lobby of a Pokémon. Even if I cannot catch any of them, I would still explore the wilds and be friendly with them, share food, just appreciate them for how beautiful they are.Sounds way better than losing your cat and being banished to a shelter in the real world, huh bros. And you know what else? There are no really bad people. The worst are just dorks cosplaying as henchmen like 21 and 24 on Venture Bros. Most everyone is just sincere and direct. No bullshit, no ulterior motives unless you're the mc which I obviously would not be, not being able to catch a Pokémon.
Catfags need help. Why are they like this?
>>59683210Who said I was giving them a choice?
>>59683164Any pokemon I want? The choice is obvious.
>>59683173you could just get a chatbot for that right now dumbass
If the pokemon from left will obey me unconditionally then I just bring Arceus or the SuMo legendaries and get access to dimensional travel, magic and world-shaping powers. I could even just use them to go to the pokemon world but without restrictions, it's way too broken.
>>59683167the Pokemon world is basically portrayed as a utopia
>>59683164>pick Redpil>Bring Missingo. into the real world>Break reality>???>Profit
>>59683939hows are your nfts doing
>>59683813Peace Through Tyranny, you WILL have rights and you WILL like it.>>59683939Because mewtwo has birthing hips, faggot.
>>59683164Suppose I don't own a pokemon. It's simply free range, no pokeball. It just follows me but doesn't obey me specifically. It's just tsundere
>>59683164>pick blue pill>get a hair grooming license>get to molest Buneary and Eevee and Golbats every day
>>59683340Pokemon is a utopia genius, just being a decent person guarantees you find love
>>59683553>t. Rainbow Rocket Giovanni
>>59683932>The worst are just dorks cosplaying as henchmen like 21 and 24 on Venture Bros. Most everyone is just sincere and direct. No bullshit, no ulterior motives unless you're the mc which I obviously would not be, not being able to catch a Pokémon.Ehhh on one hand you have types running around actively trying to unmake reality and shit, but on the other as a real human from earth you could call that shit out easy.Basically you get to be Looker
>>59684071>wyn have a tsundere stalker Nidoqueen GF who doesnt listen to you but battles on your behalf anyway (she wins every fight)Why even live?
>>59684100>a yandere that physically cannot bear children with youPoor girl...
>>59684091I don't know anon, Lumiose in ZA is looking a lot like real life Paris and that's no utopia lol.
>>59684145Kek. Trve.
blue pill the pokemon world is way better off ecologically, socially, and technologically and i get to pet glaceons
>>59683948meant to reply to >>59683326
>>59683303>Choosing right let's me live in a world that's the closest to utopia possible and I get to fuck cute poke girls Bold of you to assume you would have any chance with them. You can't even engage in the most important aspect of their society. Who would fuck you
>>59684335>implying consent i could fist fight a pyroar
>>59683174she's a kid, nigga. They wouldn't accept you in the Pokémon world
>>59684353He could be the visionary who invents rape in their world
>>59684347Yeah have fun with that
>>59683164Ok. I take the first one and bring Arceus here, then he can do his thing. Then the question is, would he create new pokemon here? or would he turn humans into pokemon? hmmm....
>>59684375https://owo.vg/vp/thread/59612899/Go here.
>>59683167pokémon ranger
>>59683167Breeding
>>59683303You would be a pokeless manlet, no woman in Pokemon world would look at you.Maybe some muscular ugo from Paldea with she/them pronouns would show some pity and fuck you once.
>>59683336>Use your new power to turn it into a utopiaAnon, we had so many faggots failing this exact step...
>>59683164Blue because we already know from XY that men in Pokemon world can become real women if they wanted to
>>59683164obviously the blue one. how tf are you gonna stop me from catching stuff?
>>59684739Every pokeball you try to use malfunctions
>>59684742bollocks, brother, bollocks. you can't do that.
>>59683164Blue. The pokemon are the least interesting thing about the franchise and I don't care about having one.
>>59684353Who's to say I can't be reborn as a kid in the pokemon world?
>>59684357its worth the risk
>>59683956Can a chatbot blow up a car with a hyper beam shot?
>>59683164ok, so why i shouldn't i pick arceus, in effect gaining access to omnipotence? the image makes it look like you'd be confined to having to select something more mundane.why can't i have any pokemon? what's the logic behind that? do pokemon refuse to join? can i touch or befriend pokemon?you have to be more specific than that.
>>59684091Yeah seemed to work great for Brock. No one would give a fuck about the protagonists if they weren't Pokemon prodigies
>>59685532Arceus isn't actually omnipotent. It's an aspect of the thing with 1000 arms. It's a fragment. It's mortal. It can faint, it can be damaged.Arceus is to Jesus what the thing with 1000 arms is to the Christian god.
>>59683167An extremely carefree life. The Pokémon world must have some form of UBI because an economy centered almost entirely around Pokémon does not work without it.
>>59686997Yeah they make money with items and real estate
>picking right thinking you'll get to fuck pokegirlsAll the cute pokegirls we see are trainers, gym leaders or participate in contests, if you cannot catch or own pokemon you've just lost your primary form of interaction with them. Your best shot would be working at a pokemon daycare but that's akin to thinking you'll pick up girls by working as a store cashier. You'll be lacking one of the most crucial aspects of pokemon society where even schoolkidsa dn office workers have pokemon.>but muh utopiaWe see plenty of wagies in the games and anime, it's not like everyone is magically rich, then you also have the criminals, the rampaging wild pokemon and the fact that every couple of years some lunatics take over and try to use godlike monsters to fuck up the world and you cannot even defend yourself against them.
>>59687343>if you cannot catch or own pokemon you've just lost your primary form of interaction with them.This could be used to your advantage depending on how the rule works.
>>59687343The towns are full of little girl NPCs without pokemon, most of them wandering alone.
>>59683193>>59683179Nigga really used the Become Ethereal snort
>>59687343>you've just lost your primary form of interaction with themYou can still just walk up to themAlso who says I can't just use my friends pokemon to pretend it's my own pokemon?>Your best shot would be working at a pokemon daycare>akin to thinking you'll pick up girls by working as a store cashier More like a farmer, and farmers in real life are based and get laid
>>59687353>pedo thinks he's gonna live in the Pokemon universe.They have snails as hot as the sun and creatures that can read minds.
>>59687892The more reason to stay in town with all the unsupervised, underage NPCs.
>>59688285Based
>>59683167Catching all pokehebes
>>59684353>she's a kidPokemon team ZA are literally adults, anon.
>>59689856>Pokemon team ZAWhat?
>>59683561Yeah but you'd still get all the profit.
>>59683164RedBring Jirachi into the real world and have it make wishes
Picking pokeworld is foolish. Ontop of the inherent danger of these creatures just from a general big territorial animal perspective you also have them slinging lightningbolts and flames. This isn't even considering the ones that steal souls. And you'll be withoutthe only thing you could use for protection. We see plenty of different professions, from office workers to policemen, so it isn't some post scarcity utopia. You'd be barred from jobs which require pokemon too so it'd be exclusively bottom of the barrel wagie jobs for you. We also see blacks and several other real world races, meaning all of our issues are still present. Except this time the jews have pokemon.The objectively right answer is first option and choose either arceus or mewtwo. If legends are off the table, you choose metagross. Pick something weaker or more vulnerable and you'll just end up in a jail cell being interrogated by glowniggers while your pokemon is dissected. There is no comfy option here. You are forced to cross the rubicon, destroy your enemies, and lead the world towards prosperity as it's new emperor who rules by strength.
>>59683164I choose having a companion Victini and being victorious in anything I do.
>>59689946first wish is to make pokemon real
>>59683164What does "can't have" entail? Can I interact with them? Can they interact with me? Can I still make friends with them and we can play cards? Can I get a hypno drunk and have him trick women into having sex with me?
>>59683164That's a tough choice-get pokewife but attract the wrong attention and become a target for glowniggersor-leave for a better world but become a homeless, poor, nobody who has no hope because pokemon are everything and do your job better than you for basically peanutsThat is unless i'm just allergic to pokeballs, because then i'd still be able to befriend a pokemon or two and have a chance.Also, what happens if i capture or steal a pokemon anyway? Do the interdimensional cops show up to arrest me?
>>59683164Left but it's zoroark so the glowies don't hunt me down
I take Arceus and have him send me to the pokemon world, easy
For those worried about glowies you can literally just get a cheap rural home so there is no risk on that front.
>>59691396Yeah because definitely only control the cities and nothing else
>>59691430It's not perfect, but you're relatively safe if you move in a home with land and pick a small mon you can keep inside the house.Then it's just a strange pet racoon.
>>59690061Well that was easy, it's already there
>>59689928He meant Team M-Z or whatever retarded name the group you join in Legends Z-A is called, but you're probably a retard that thinks all Pokémon protags and their rivals/friends are 10 because of the Ashnime
>>59687343>the fact that every couple of years some lunatics take over and try to use godlike monsters to fuck up the world and you cannot even defend yourself against them.Holy shit, i understand why trainers have it so good now!The gov't funds them to get them to fight anyone who tries to replace them, that's genius actually!
>>59691474Who is that character on the right?
>>59691479Theam MZ are definitely not adults, teens at least
>>59691508They look around the same as Emma who's in her early 20s
>>59691505I dunno, that was just laying in my folder
>>59683984>world ending horrors every year>thugs and thieves everywhere>criminal organizationsnot really
>>59692249>free Healthcare >living in the woods is easy >no politics
>>59692311>living in the woods is easywith pokemon that could kill you in your sleep?>free healthcarefor pokemon only
>>59683167fucking kids
>>59692344Not on officer Jenny's watch.
>>59683164Easy, >red pill>Choose Palkia>Travel to the Pokemon world to catch more dudes.>Travel Between Multiple other dimensions
>>59683167No trannies.No kikes.And cute pokemon trainer waifus.
>>59683164Left, I'd pick Lillipup and it'd basically be like having a super smart version of my childhood dog
>>59683164Oh ho /vp/Or you could pick...The mystery box!
>>59683956rotom could jump into an AT&T and spit money out for you tho
>>59683164>be me>be a smartass and choose Arceus to fix humanity and get a Gardevoir waifu>take the red pill>summon Arceus herself>beg her to purify the world, punish the rotten and guide the weak for world peace >literally looks at me in the eye and says "There is nothing worth saving">snaps her fingers and erases my entire family, the whole human race and the universe>float in the literal void of space>"To establish a world defined by the bond of humans and Pokémon, I need a human's essence to build it.">forces me to endure carnal reproduction with God itself>arceus births dialga, palkia and giratina>they literally look down at me with pity>arceus constructs the Pokémon world and makes me immortal>i literally remember a entire different culture who doesn't exist anymore>all of my favorites games, movies and internet inside jokes are gone>try to get a Gardevoir gf to cope>Arceus punishes me for attempting incest, divine betrayal and erases my testicles>She threatens to next time erase my body and split my mind across three river fairies>Should have chosen Ditto
I choose Darkrai.It is evil and unkillable enough that we can take over the world together.
>>59694570Pokemon are insanely powerful. We should be forced to pick from a selection of shitmons for the redpill option. The answer is too fucking obvious, i.e. pick a legendary and steamroll every obstacle. It doesn't make for an interesting story.
>>59683167Getting killed quickly by a random pidgey or rattata instead of having to suffer as a faggot for decades in the real world
>>59694621Just get a Pidgey and make society kneel through the sheer power of its Gust
>>59694485I like it. Maybe it's like made in heaven and there's a copy of your family with a slightly different name
>>59683164Do they get genitals in the real world?
>>59683164just because I cant own the pokemon doesnt mean I cant fuck them
>>59692582Been living under a rock have you?
