Post Mays, Harukas, Sapphires, and her Pokémon, too!(Please try to limit the AI slop)May OC:>https://pastebin.com/VcBgtdQpMay Identification Guide (in progress):>https://rentry.co/vp-mg-may-identification-guideOC Artwork Gallery:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-oc-fanartOC Fanfiction Library:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-oc-fanfiction/mg/ Anon's Hoenn Anime Episodes Recap (in progress):>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-anime-recap-hoennGame Resources/Assets Collection:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-game-assetsSapphire Birch page:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-sapphire-birch-pokespeImage Edit Gallery:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-oc-editsRentry Backups:>https://pastebin.com/2UmEhtcFPrevious: >>59656420
Feel free to participate in the May-types drawfag project too!
Misty may have nuked the May Discord, but she can't get May to unfuck Ash. Sad!
>>59674238What actually happened, because multiple people got banned entirely for just lurking.
she's so cool
>>59674238Ash is a faggot who will always be a virgin, enough delusional ass self insert fantasies, Pablo
>>59674226Her bra is so sexy.
>59674325>Misty is already here, seething, even after suicide bombing the May Discord lol
>>59674306>she's so cool
GENTLEMEN... LET US BEHAVE
>>59674637I'm 30.
>>59674670Anyone who was in the target demographic for generation 3 is between the ages of 27 and 34 right now. Isn't that crazy
built for hyper breast expansion
>>59674789How did you get this video of her from before her growth period?
>>59674436>May looks like this>Still loses to Drew
Does May pass gas at the same rate a girl like Hilda does or is she even worse
>>59674306Why is she throwing the ball with the wrong hand?
Another 3 second fan animation of Sapphire. Maybe one day there will be a 10 second one.
>>59674789Finally, canon areola size
>>59674249My guess is some schizo reported the entire thing as a CP distribution channel and everyone got banned for "involvement".
So which anon want to have an affair with masked, mysterious girl?
>affairI shan't involve May in cuckoldry fantasies
>>59675255You may pick other girl if you want.
>>59674789i remember watching this episode.
>>59674789Imagine the back pain.>>59675255Agreed.
>>59674407>stompin'......................... tirtougas
>>59674739I'm 36 and May was the first pokegirl I ever fapped to, and one of the first girls period.
>>59675446>back painDyel opinion.
>>59675507She urgently needs to put a bra on.
Exposed nape
>>59675507Liiiiick
boobs
For some reason this busty little weirdo just makes me mad. She's dressed like a fucking neverland pirate for no reason. Such a 2000s design. Gotta have bandannas or goggles or some other accessory that makes it look like you're working but it never has anything to do with anything.Her boobs are gratuitous. There is no reason for her to have them and it definitely feels like the artists were just being annoyingly horny until they were mandated to draw her on-model. May should be a fine character in theory but looking at her just makes me angry. We get it, you're the female option from a 2002 video game. You don't need to rub it in our faces.
>>59675753You're just a nasty woman mad that people are lusting over a tiddie anime girl and not your rapidly deteriorating body.
>>59675757Women don't post here. I think he's just playing the fool.
>>59675753>There is no reason for her to have themIt's okay to be a homosexual zoomer; the character is just not made for you.
>>59675753We know, Misty.
>>59675098>Sapphire>Wearing redI hope whoever drew this got FIRED.
It's water + genes. Even the lasses in Hoenn have large busts. Hoenn girls grow thicker from drinking the water. But a Kanto girl can't just go to Hoenn and become horny.
>>59675957Sexoooooo
We're back!
THEY HIT THE DISCORD, TURN ON THE NEWS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
what are some May skins you would love to see in an Emerald hack?
>>59676056you should check your email more often anon
>>59676056Misty's revenge
>>59676056The end of an era
>>59676273>Destroys your discord>Mutes your voice actress>Sends so many death threats it ruins Serena's plot line>Creates the most high effort romhack ever just to insult May >Commissions a feature length film where May is told to stay outside.As a Serena bro, you can always trust us,.Misty is evil.
>>59676281At least they can't erase the Advanceshipping movie.
>>59676335Seeing Pokemon from the new generation before their game debut was so soulful back in those days.
>>59675753>such a 2000s designWell duh... She was designed then. What do you expect? This thread is obviously not for you. You can move on elsewhere.
>>59675255Finally a sane poster. I love May. I don't understand the shipping cucks who all they do is post about how much they like her with Ash or Drew or Sapphire with Ruby. It's like they're gay for Ash, Drew or Ruby. I at least understand the last one because it's actually canon, but what is so wrong with these cucks that they think about anime boys instead of themselves with May/Haruka/Sapphire?
>>59676382My penis is just too small. I can't imagine May being happy with me.
>>59676374I liked it when Gen 3 rom hackers had to make guesses about stats and moves when putting mons like Munchlax, Lucario, and Manaphy into their hacks before DP came out, based entirely on their early anime/movie appearances.
Oh look, it's the>pretends not to understand fictional character relationshipsanon again who probably thinks reading Romeo and Juliet makes one a cuck because they're not shipping themselves with Juliet.
>>59675959I love Hoenn's water-drinking females!
May must be an EXTREME outlier since she isn't Hoenn-born. Hopefully she stays there and keeps drinking the water.
>>59675753>t. Erica
>>59674226Imagine being her father and once she hits puberty having to buy her new bras every month for a couple of years.
>>59676674I would buy her bras without being her father
>>59676705Catbox is dead so you'll need to find third one on your own. Artist is yuki_usagi_(snowcanvas) on *boorus.
>>59676681I mean, I would too, just different kinds of bras than I would buy her if I was her father.
>>59674249Discord is full of moral fags and either got reported or they turned on a new a.i. Several other discords got hit too. You either got a limitation of if the a.i. didn't like your post also hit with a violation for posting.
YOU ABSOLUTE FRICKS. YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN OF US
>>59676882Because you lost lol
May buying bras...
>>59676899Trvke
>>59676882>>59676899Why it's always May or Misty and not May AND Misty? Who would say no to two big-breasted, horny girls? Are you an impotent or a faggot?
>>59676931>Misty>big-breastedMisty pls, enough humiliating yourself. 4Kids isn't here anymore to run defense for you.
>>59676973We saw the shape of her boobs in the beach episode. They are the same size as May's
>>59676931Tbf it is not within Misty's character to share
>>59677020Would buy. Source?
>>59676882>YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN OF USYes.
>>59677050https://x.com/zero_ka__37https://atsr-studios.acggoods.com/product/chibi-sapphire-charm-by-lan/556152
XY Satoshi is the only Satoshi I can actually imagine having unprotected sex with the girls...
>>59677351Only with May.
>>59677240Will buy.
>>59677351That's because he isn't Ash, he's Generic Shounen Protag #90210
>>59677380Yeah...
>>59677380And ORAS Haruka would've been his cute, delicate princess!
>>59677240So there's a Dex Holder, and there's a Card Holder.
>>59677387She would have made that slut Serena very jealous.
>>59677408Then who's the Key Holder?
>>59677415May's innate superiority tends to do that.
>>59676909She uses my credit card
>>59677420Diamond.
>>59677448>Platina makes Dia hold the key to his own cock cage knowing he's too much of an obedient sub to ever unlock himself Devious
>>59677461That reminds me that Sapphire needs a shock collar.
>>59677468AI is an abominable mistake. Return to naturally-drawn Maymays and sin no more.
>>59678097AI is a commendable success. Stay to generated-drawn Maymays and be righteous more.
>>59677468>>59678097way too small
How much hate/harassment would I get from pokeshippers if I wrote an anti pokeshipping fic that is pro advanceshipping?
>>59678177May said that to me when I showed her my boner for the first time.
>>59678278Drew...
>>59678252They made a whole romhack to do what you're doing. You're basically asking if you can take an isis agent in a fight.He is crazier than you
>>59678252If it was 2004, probably a fair bit. Today, it'd be considered a curiosity as a kind of throwback fanfic. Actual Pokéshippers would probably be more surprised than anything, kinda like how this thread reacted to that anti-May ROM hack.
>>59678252Likely none. I would read it though because it'd be super nostalgic.
I played Misty Orange demoGot kind of sad when it ended desu...
>>59678824Was it good? I'm guessing if you're into that ship it's amazing.
>>59674226what the hell is that
>>59678920stylized sweatthere's a lot more of it in the bra lift ver
>>59678824I would unironically enjoy such a game that has a story themed all around pokeshipping if it didnt specifically have sections loudly attacking May in the most mean spirited way the person could come up with.
>>59678920You never noticed her mutant bellyfinger before?Weird.
is the may a.i. guy even active on here anymore?
>>59679008the 3D AI guy is if that's the one you mean
>>59678920Someone willing to draw a May variant?
>>59678824Despite the anti May hatred I'll play it when the full version comes. The light year joke did get quite old though.
>>59678252I'm interested in what your angle/concept would be. Would it be based on the memes from several threads back, with May "rescuing" Ash from the 4Kids mind virus, or would it be something else that just so happens to have an anti-Misty bent?
>>59679100>>59678252Taking the 4kids mind virus and turning it into an actual plot device would be fun. Ironically that romhack is written almost like Ash has a terminal case of 4kids brain.
>>59679008Literally anyone can be a "may ai guy", you just type shit into a chatbot
>>59679100>>59679129If necessary, I found the /mg/ thread where the "4Kids Ash" discussion first beganhttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/59447900The subsequent thread is where the "MMMMMoshty~" mind virus meme really kicked into full gear.https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/59467168It started to slow down after that, so these two are probably where one could mine the original jokes, though they did carry on into the next thread and, to a lesser extent, the few after.
>>59679008>>59679141The only May AI piece I like.
>>59679201brutal moggings
Boobs, I love boobs.
>>59679188Still one of the best pieces that came out of all this.
CTHULHU making a post to make it easier to find my post in one of these "archive dumps" because I'm an egomaniac CTHULHU
>>59679201>>59679213The final battle between tits and ass
>59679429This schizophrenia is what happens when you let AI both generate your image and write your post for you
>>59679445Why does Emerald May carry a gun?
>>59675507Feels so weird to me girls smell just as bad as guys but with girls i'd fucking plunge into that sweat like an hungry wolf, despite being perfectly able to tell it smells bad
>>59674739>>59674739Citv showed pokemon advanced in the morning and aired XY in the afternoon. I'm 24 and May was my anime girl
>>59674226So why did they give her such fat tits?
>>59677468She doesn't need the innertube when she has natural floaties.
>>59679008Post THAT ai image
>>59678466Do hatefics even exist anymore? Haven't seen any since the slew of "Ash and Misty murder Serena because she's ugly and annoying"-spergfests from the XY era.
>>59680133We literally just got one in the form of that firered romhack
>>59680133A vast majority of shippers are extremely mentally ill so of course they do.
>>59680144I meant aside from that. That one seems so weird because nobody really makes that kind of autism anymore.
>>59680133>>59680169At the risk of spawning in a certain annoying autist who plagues the Dawn general, one particular "anime rewrite" fic I found on AO3, which is still actively being published, featuring the crackship between that autist's girl and Ash has a bit of a hatefic feel to it, at least from what I skimmed of it. The chapter that corresponds to the Journeys episode where Serena returned is rewritten so that Ash and that girl kiss in front of Serena, Ash roots for her against Serena in a contest, and ultimately ends with Serena conceding Ash to her and wishing them the best as a couple, after which Serena basically never appears again for the rest of the fic. Definitely not at the cartoonish "Ash and Misty team up to murder May because she's a big-titty man-stealer" level, but it still seems to fit the very passive-aggressive bill.
>>59680169there will be more yet. you can't stop the japanese soldier from fighting the long lost war.
>>59680186>anime rewrite featuring me as Ash's girlfriendDamn, people still write that sort of stuff too?
>>59680186>The chapter that corresponds to the Journeys episode where...did this person write a 1000+ chapter fanfic rewriting every episode of the entire fucking anime to add themselves into the events? Jesus.
>>59680211I would give anything to be that bra for just a day.
>>59680223No, it's just a Journeys rewrite. And they didn't self-insert. They just deleted Goh, made Chloe Ash's co-protagonist, and then shipped them together. The fic is literally called "Pokemon Journeys Without Goh."
>>59680267Lucky Brendan
>>59680267that doesn't remotely look like may other than maybe as a cosplay
>>59680211Why does laundry make her horny?
>>59680257>They just deleted GohBased>made Chloe Ash's co-protagonistGay>and then shipped them together.Worse>Ash and that girl kiss in front of Serena, Ash roots for her against Serena in a contest, and ultimately ends with Serena conceding Ash to her and wishing them the best as a coupleIt's just sad at this point
>>59680317It's probably because summers in Hoenn are especially hot... or so I hear
>>59680211>>59680375>May in yoga pants SEXO
>>59680211>>59680375>May without spatsDISGUSTING
>>59680427They're just long-legged spats.
>>59680317>Implying that May's not horny 24/7.She waiting for her laundry to be finished and is bit bored, you presumably own a functional cock. Strip down and don't make it more complicated that it must be.
>>59679008Which one?
>>59680474>see-through spatsI'm intrigued
Hot take: Hatefic ships where the opposing girl is outright shamed by the narrative for not being suitable Ash work under ONE singular circumstance.Tell me if you disagreeThe main love interest of your fic is Giselle, the only girl who Ash Ketchum unambiguously admitted being attracted to ever
>>59680534Less hot take: Gisellefags are genuinely mentally ill.
Maybe I'm just ill-read, but I don't think I've ever read a pro-Advanceshipping "hatefic." In fact, I don't think I've ever read an Advanceshipping fic where Misty, Dawn, Serena, or whoever was even in the story to be a shipping foil, let alone being actively shamed or hated in order to elevate May. Are hatefics where May is the one elevated over the other girls just rare or have I not looked hard enough? I'm assuming it's because I'm more into the pure, boring mushy stuff.
>>59679059The Gary fangirl jokes basically all landed or me.It didn't even rely on tacky swearing for most of the comedy either. I hope Tracey Sketchit has an even more prominent role in the final too he was extremely meta for zero fucking reason
My only genuine ship for Ash is Latias. I'm not joking. He is one of the most autistic motherfuckers about Pokemon in the world, maybe only N surpasses him. I seriously cannot see him having a deep connection with a human the way he has with Pikachu or even Greninja.But ignoring my headcanon, Latias kissed him 14 years before Serena did. That boy straight up has Poke-rizz.
Worship May ass
>>59680573I've read a lot of Pokemon smut. Advance shipping fics are too busy writing about how May breasted boobily to attack the other ships. May also gets the least amount of attention after leaving compared to the other girls so she's a t a mild disadvantage for content. I don't think she attracts rabid shippers so much as horny fappers like myself
>>59680552If the writer wants to argue that Ash isn't attracted to any other girl, Giselle is the only example
>>59680512Discord guy the Massive may one that got nuked
>>59680573As far as the Pokemon anime goes, it's really only Mistyspergs that wrote hatefics.
>detailing the shape of her tits like thatthey knew. The anime never did stuff like this except for Beauty and the Beach where you see the shape of Misty's breasts too. May is the only main girl consistently shaded around the tits like this
>>59680573Misty fans and an extremely rare few Serena fans are the only ones who feel like Ash IN UNIVERSE belongs to their girl and only their girl. Giselle fans do it too for shitposting purposes because early installment weirdness works in their favor
Illiteracy won.
Sapphire after (((noticing)))
>>59680778I wish Sapphire could smell my ass before presenting hers.
>>59674226so very fertile...
I imagine an adult May would have the kind of body that makes men instantly double take before realizing they shouldn't stare
A masterpiece just dropped.
>>59680647perv animators
>>59681000What the hell is this even implying? I see no correlation between Hilda, the decapitated trainers and the arriving trainers. What is the pattern? What does it mean?
>>59681004Some people get really schizophrenic over Zebstrika. I don't get it either.
>>59680552anyone still talking about ash and shipping him is mentally ill, gisellefags are just a subset of that.
>>59681158What if I just find them aesthetically cute?
>>59681004Bell of Huesca
>>59680618his pixiv is still uphttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5635225
>>59681008There's no way some lucky boy won't make her a teen mom.
>>59681283Already happened.
is the fat may anon still around? haven't seen them in weeks, hope they're good
>>59681305I still can't believe they actually wrote a teen mom Advanceshipping movie lmao
>>59681305Based
fuuuck she's so ridiculously cute in japanese with subs. i love haruka!
>>596824764kids dub only for me
>>59682476>>59682502Kid's WB version of The Mastermind Of Mirage Pokemon was kind of shit but May sounded there like she's in her 30s and fucks young boys for sport.
>>59682476Good man>>59682476Dubs are cancer
>>59682545Literally nobody watched this in Japanese outside of Japan
>>59676973I've been watching Suede's pokemon Journey and it does seem there were episodes where the pokeshipping stuff wasn't on 4kids but they are so aggressive with it that it actually just breaks the dialogue sometimes. I can see why certain fans are obsessed with ships Actual conversation in the dub>I missed my beauty sleep thanks to you>You never needed beauty sleep MistyWhy 4kids? Just keep it in your pants for a minute.
>>59682476First time hearing May/Haruka's theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olxFojjICho&list=RDolxFojjICho&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzzoZJLB40A&list=RDAzzoZJLB40A&start_radio=1
A clever moment of foreshadowing in the early RS arc shows that Sapphire will later save Ruby from both atheism and communism. She's such a pure soul and savior of the damned.
>>59682921>The right is the morally correct optionDidn't know Kusaka was based.
>>59682921Sapphire being framed as some right-wing ultra-trad girl is hilarious considering she's literally an anarcho-primativist who wants nothing to do with SOCIETY and just wants humans not to fuck up her precious Hoenn. She's just also a firm theist and basically a shrine maiden who knows atheism is dumb.
>>59682662Proving his point
>>59682921>>59683017Sapphire is a bit of a walking contradiction. Mentally retarded, but always right; acts masculine, but deeply feminine and motherly inside; anarcho-primativist, but holds deeply "right-wing" social values; overtly religious and thinks atheism is gay, but lets her atheist bf engage in sexual degeneracy with her big butt; is a May, but has no boobs.
What are her gloves made of? Do they feel good?
>>59683082May gives great gloved handjobs
>>59683017It's your framing that's flawed.>ultra-tradYes she is ultra traditional by "weird Pokemon-ified Shinto nature worship" standards. But by "North American Protestant Christianity" tradition then she would just look crazy and the opposite of what most Christians consider traditional.>anarcho-primativistWhy randomly combine those words?>anarchySapphire is just retarded and loud, but she's NOT an anarchist because she doesn't cause chaos just to destroy society. 99% of the time she does the opposite, she's only ever disruptive in order to maintain, protect or restore society. In the Pokemon world "society" is includes both humans (towns/cities) and Pokemon (nature). Pokemon also act like Sapphire, especially in PokeSpe when Pokemon freak out it's treated as a bad omen (humans have been bad and God is punishing them watch out) more often just than a bad attitude (the individual Pokemon is a dick)The RS arc actually has anarchist characters, the main one is Courtney because she likes destroying society just to entertain herself. She's selfish and Sapphire's actual opposite. Ruby's portrayed as the fence sitter since he's also selfish, but knows he shouldn't be and is selfless with a few select people. So Ruby is actually more of an anarchist than Sapphire, especially with his later parallels in ORAS to literal terrorist Zinnia.Anarchy is also a feature of communism: "guys the only way to improve society is to completely destroy it first, then we can totally rebuild it better" (they can't)
>>59683134>primativistIn Sapphire's world, the wilderness is sacred (in Shintoism they decorate trees to appease the tree spirits and shit) So going full "primitive" like Tarzan there would actually be the equivalent of becoming a monk. Or priestess/shrine maiden in Sapphire's case.>who wants nothing to do with SOCIETYSapphire actually loves society. But she believes "society" is not just human settlements, but their coexistence with nature and Pokemon (every mainline game has at least 5 random NPCs yapping about this idea). So Sapphire just gets mad when the harmony is disrupted EITHER WAY, whether it's humans abusing Pokemon or Groudon/Kyogre's tsunamis/droughts destroying human cities. She doesn't celebrate when people start drowning, because it's still a disruption of human/nature harmony. She gets angry at Ruby for abandoning "Hoenn" which means everything in Hoenn, not just the jungles. Inversely, she's obsessed with the Pokedex Holders probably because their main job is basically restoring harmony between humans and Pokemon, but also because she does like other humans and wants to be part of a human friend group.>inb4 Sapphire can't be a priestess because she's stupid and naked and doesn't look like a priestessThe main idea of the RS arc was that appearances don't matter, a person's heart on the inside does. So the violent Tarzan girl turned out to be a priestess while the harmless contest fag turned out to be a nuclear bomb just one divorce away from killing everybody.
>>59683134>>59683148You still writing the Sapphy ass essay?
>>59682662AG was the first series that was readily available online as it was airing in Japan. Everyone that was an actual fan watched it in Japanese.
>>59683085She's a nice modest and pure girl who doesn't go parading her naked hands around in public like some slut. She might happen to beat off a few dicks along the way, but usually only outside the glove. In some cases, her virtuous nature is such that she conscientiously invites him to share the modesty of her glove rather than let him face the indignity of extended exposure.
>>59683235We're lucky to have such a righteous and decent young lady representing our general.
>>59683247The gloves and spats both stay on.
Do Ash, Drew, Steven, Wally, Brendan, and Ruby prefer gloved or ungloved?
>>59683255She hasn't had any complaints about gloved, but the question can't be answered since they haven't experienced the other option (which is profanity and shall not be repeated) to be able to compare.
>>59683275>>59683255The only one to experience ung***** was Max before she set off on her adventure and decided to cover her nubile, curvaceous hands while out in public to protect men from their lust. Interestingly, since she's so spoiled for choice now and has developed a more refined taste, he's never been able to experience gloved, making him a rare case (not to mention frustrated).
>>59683191From the looks of it they didn't
>>59683052>is a May, but has no boobs.she's a may that spends most of ther time on all fours, meaning her boobs would be less likely to be in direct view. It makes sense she would advertise her fertility by sending extra fat to her butt
>>59683401But doesn't Ruby sticking his penis inside her butt for sex make her strong fertility all for naught?
>>59683401harucology is a fascinating subject
May is very fertile and always up for sex, no matter who the boyfriend is.
>>59683482Cute and pure!
>>59683482>spats offNot canon
>>59684234The same artist (who is a cuck weirdo who can't draw for shit) did rectify that in his later works, like this.https://files.catbox.moe/n211as.pngThere's another one from the artist published around the same time, where Ash fucks her doggystyle through her spats, with both still fully clothed, but it's an NTR piece cucking Drew, so I won't post it because I don't like that shit.
bumo
>>59684910Bumping Haruka's booty
>>59683162Writer's block but yes.
>>59684963Is it true that Sapphire's newfound ass destroyed all that was in its path?
>>59684990I summarized it on her birthday last month. Her ass wasn't the root cause of destruction, it started as only a symptom but then it became a multiplying factor of its own. A bit like cancer, and most of the ORAS arc was cancer. If ORAS wasn't shit then Sapphire suddenly having a massive ass would actually just be a harmless meme that implies Ruby's a freaky ass guy and that they probably have weird sex. But since ORAS was shit, Sapphire's ass just made the story look even worse than it would've been if Yamamoto didn't spend hours airbrushing her cheeks in his cursed post DP art style.
>>59685204>If ORAS wasn't shit then Sapphire suddenly having a massive ass would actually just be a harmless meme that implies Ruby's a freaky ass guy and that they probably have weird sex. But since ORAS was shit, Sapphire's ass just made the story look even worse than it would've been if Yamamoto didn't spend hours airbrushing her cheeks in his cursed post DP art style.So the issue isn't really that Sapphire grew a huge ass and that Ruby's probably an ass guy and they engage in sodomy for sex, but that the shit writing of ORAS just amplifies the trashiness of Sapphire's newly huge ass and the implied buttsex?
>>59685171>tfw no Advanced Generation school animeWhat do Brock and Max do while May rotates between blowing and banging Ash or Drew in the school restroom (depending on who she's flirting with that week)? Does Harley go to the school too and just annoy everyone? Does May get good grades or just offer to blow the teacher too?
>>59685687Brock probably doesn't attend the same school and I'm positive Max doesn't. Harley is probably a theater teacher.
>>59685757It could be an all-in-one school that handles grades 1 to 12.
>>59685803But then her boobies would be covered in shota fingerprints all day.
>>59685806They segregate the ages for the most part, but they all go to the same overall campus. May has enough to handle with juggling two on-and-off boyfriends, both of whom she constantly breaks up with and gets back together with, both of whom she fucks and sucks, and both of whom get jealous of the other (which leads to hilarity, like when she secretly takes both to the school dance and has to hide that fact from each of them), each too clueless to realize she's actually dating both of them. As for when the shotas find her, she just slaps and kicks them.
>>59685833Oh please. >"May! I'll give you my pudding from lunch if I can touch your boobs!">"I'll give you my pudding all week just to see them!"Shotas, especially ugly bastard shotas, know what makes girls like May tick.
>>59685899Is May really that much of a slut to flash her boobs for shotas while she has boyfriends her own age?
>>59685913Slut? No. Lover of all things sugary? Yes.
>>59684910Yellow Devil...
>>59685687She's a fucking retard who can barely read 5 words without complaining it's too hard and asking if it's almost time to eat, but the teachers keep her around because she's too dumb to understand how much of a slut she is and basically does anything if you know how to finesse her. Harley pretty much knows the extent of it but is somehow never able to pull off blackmailing her or harm her reputation.
>>59686252That's how it is with May. If you try to force her to do anything or embarrass her, she gets mad and sassy or upset, but if can you can keep her playful and slightly confused, or she feels like she's showing off, there's no limits to what she will do while saying the cutest shit you've ever heard in your life
>>59685687Brock and Max, if they even go to the same school, are completely oblivious to May's slutty behavior. The teachers, the janitors, and even many of the other students are fully aware of what's going on in the bathroom stalls whenever May and Drew/Ash are missing (often hearing it from behind the door), but they just turn a blind eye to it or gossip behind their backs. The male students know May has a thing for those two and just accept that they can't fuck her, but they take solace in the fact that her uniform can barely contain her tits and she never notices the male gaze from them, so they can feast on her that way (much to the annoyance and jealousy of the other, less-endowed female students). Whether any of the teachers get sexual favors from May, or whether they just keep passing her to keep her around, I can't say. I like the idea from >>59685757 that Harley is a teacher, not a student, and that his efforts to torture May never seem to work.
>>59685171>Lass May would like to battle!
>>59686662"Battle" is a weird way to spell "drain your balls dry".
>>59685226Yes.
>>59686893>when Sapphire gets caught having buttsex in the woods by the park ranger
>>59687384>park rangerSapphire only inhabits true areas of wilderness that are ruled by Pokemon and are too dangerous for pleb humans to handle, let alone enter. No human is interrupting her buttsex sessions in her natural environment since it's completely isolated. If her usual jungle was full of gay park rangers then she'd have never been able to roleplay as a retarded Tarzan for so long.Park rangers are for shitty reservation areas AKA land colonised by humans in every way that matters, which are always at risk of being deforested for Devon Corp's 50th waterpark and a McDonald's outlet. A natural area that isn't actually ruled by nature is just a glorified zoo.
Was Ruby always an ass man, or did he become an ass man because he's a Sapphire simp and she became an ass girl?
>>59687752Every man starts his life as an ass man. Some people lose it after they learn how to walk and the ass disappears from their sight.
>>59687805wouldn't it be easier to see once they stand up? Presumably the women involved are already standing...
>>59666331>>59666465I took a look into Feral F's game files and downloaded all May-related sprites (only six to be found).>https://filebin.net/6iwcftdydyzofyj2Someone should update the "Game Resources/Assets Collection" rentry with those, link expires after a week.Could someone link the Mistyfag Anti-May fangame? Might check if I'm able to extract any files as well.
Does Sapphire suck dick? It'd be rather silly if she lets Ruby stick it in her ass (even if she doesn't realize that's where it is) but not in her mouth... as dangerous as that prospect is.
>>59687933https://kwatar.itch.io/mistyorange
Pokemon May-I version
>>59687972Thanks. There's some really weird stuff to find.
>>59687972More images to find in Misty Orange>https://filebin.net/uc2zi8usqdqtebvr
>>59688221>>59688237>>59688260I would totally play it if you could tap into an Advanceshipping route and free Ash from the Misty curse. Also, what's with the creepypasta shit in the first collection?
>>59687944Of course she does, but you must always pay attention to her or she'll bite...
>>59688408Does she like sucking dick? Good at it? I'm assuming deepthroating and throatfucking are out of the question due to the high risk?
>>59688221>demonic fantasies about misty in what's supposed to be her own shipping fangameDo mistyfags ACTUALLY?
>>59688466That game's Ash really needs slutty May to have her way with him until he stops being a deranged lunatic and the nightmares go away. Based on the game's description, Ash is on the verge of becoming a mass shooter or some shit unless May intervenes with her tits and ass.
haruka's boobs, movie
>>59688497We know how May was able to calm Ash down and prevent him from beating the shit out of a shota...
Was there a reason May chose the pokemon that turns into a cock for it's second stage?
>>59688535Because she hated Mudkip for water gunning her in the face earlier, and she thought Treecko looked weird, so the cute chicken was the only option left.
Had some practice with perspective and anatomy and decided to make it May.Still have a ways to go,
>>59688802Boobs
>>59688802she came out very cute anon :D
>>59688826Rare Suzu that isn't Advanceshipping
>>59688802nice. love the expression too, she looks very in character
>>59688802bigger boobsnow
>>59688802bigger buttnow
>>59688802it feels like for this angle, her right titty should be much lower and almost completely obscured by the leftas it is it looks almost like the right side of her torso is twisted toward us but the left side is in perfect profile
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>>59688466>>59688481I might be thinking too deeply into a comedic fangame but I think the idea is Ash is an unreliable narrator here. His room is creepy and full of stalkery Misty pictures everwhere. He percieves May as some aggressive bimbo trying to rape him. This might just be his Misty-diseased brain filtering all information through his lust for her.
>>59688826I wonder if the yuri joke between them is just an eng dub thing
>>59689102I mean, the connection between them is implied by their Japanese names. "Haruka Kanata" is like a poetic idiom in Japanese language meaning something close to "far away".Also, Kelly's genuinely fucking cute.
The whole Mistyfags hating May thing kind of makes sense if you force your brain to see it like what happened between Ben Tennyson, Kai, and July. Where one was the established love interest for years and then just suddenly got replaced. Not that that is an accurate comparison, but that's probably how they're picturing it.
>>59689056From my limited reading of things, the whole game seems to be an AU where Ash never even went on a journey, and Misty is famous and has no clue who he is. So Ash is just a loser stalker who's lusting after a famous girl the same way a psycho teen might've lusted after a dude in a boy band and written fanfics and created elaborate mental scenarios about how she'd kidnap and marry him. So despite all the anti-May vibes, I don't think the game is actually anti-May or even pro-Pokéshipping; I think it's just a parody of Pokéshipping by making it one-sided from Ash's POV and disconnecting Ash and Misty's actual friendship. For May, they just took her boobs and used them to make "parody May" who's just a nypho. As such, I don't think there actually could be an "Advanceshipping route" to the game because it's not actually about shipping in a serious sense.
>>59689122>who's just a nypho*nympho
>>59689035>obscure one of the divine dyadYou risk exile preaching these wretched and backward ideologies
>>59689118Pretty much. It wasn't really that "May replaced Misty." It was that Misty got removed at all. Years of Pokéshipping fanfics and Geocities sites and 4Kids teasing it as canon, and then Misty gets shitcanned and replaced with a new girl with a giant rack who's fistpumping about squeezing her way into Ash's journey? It didn't really matter if the actual amount of Advanceshipping teases was minimal or that Drew got introduced later to divert the shipping in that direction, because Mistyfags just knew that Misty was gone and May was the new FeMC, therefore she was the enemy trying to steal Ash. I'm assuming stuff like this >>59689042 floating around the early 2000s web and in early AMVs just made them more hostile to May, again, regardless of what was actually happening in AG.
>>59689042
>>59689122Yeah it seems like a high effort mockery of hose kinds of fanfics. A real Pokeshipper would set it after OS
>>59689122>they just took her boobs and used them to make "parody May" who's just a nyphoTo be fair, those of us who love May also do this
I don't care about all the Misty vs May thing, I just want to jerk off.
>>59689174I jerk off to how May's very existence caused Mistyfags to rage, and that the worst thing they could do with her was make her a "slutty bimbo manstealer," something most Maygooners don't even view as a negative trope.
I always shipped Ash with Misty and myself with May. In fact I used to get angry at Ash being around May, not because she wasn't Misty but because he wasn't me.
>>59689194THE most based poster ITT
The true wisemen just skip Ash altogether and ship Misty with May.
>>59689145Shame that Suzu was too pure to do lewds.
>>59687752Ruby was always an ass man, even if he didn't know it himself. The thread lore that he just so happened to shove his dick into Sapphire's ass the first time they had sex, even though her spats obscured his aim, was just his subconscious managing his aim for him. Also the fact that he went for doggy for their first time alone signifies what he wanted to feast his eyes on. ORAS Sapphire's body simply grew, also subconsciously, to suit her man's preference.
>>59689213>misty was offended when Ash implied that queers are gross
>>59689213May loves penises between her tits too much to be gay, and thus requires said penises. Whether they belong to Ash or Drew or Wally or bikers or gym leaders or Team Magma grunts or whoever is of secondary concern.
The alternate Ash-style Red looks familiar...
>>59689316KEK nice
>>59688284No idea (didn't play the game). But there surely are a LOT of sprites depicting gore and characters turning into horror characters. What's quite telling, one sprite sheet including blood splatters is called "MistDream Tileset", so I assume those (or most) a part of a dream sequence.
>>59689316The fact that the misty game literally opens with oak saying that Ash just randomly says "miiiishshty" made me feel as if the developer visited this general at some point, but that's extremely unlikely as the guy clearly doesn't know anything about May aside from her having big boobs
>>59689329There are edited copies of one sprite sheet, with a sharpened and inverted filter applied to them. It does appear like a psychotic episode.
>>59689329>>59689336Since the game seems to star a psycho stalker Ash who is mentally disconnected from reality, presumably the nightmare sequence is part of the psychosis, where even the Misty in his dreams rejects him and so he goes on a murder spree (I think I saw Brock and Gary getting killed in those sheets).>>59689330Very unlikely, since the development log shows this game has been in production far longer than the "Miiiishty" meme, which is only a few months old in this thread.
>>59689311>Certified and unapologetic lesbian.>Still keeps a merry group of boy toys because taste of cock is just too damn good.Is not that just makes May even bigger slut? Absolutely zero feelings towards guy she fucks besides "this is my pet cum dispenser", she's into it just for the sport.
>>59689330>>59689341this is a case of a a joke respawning in unrelated circumstances. The idea of Ash being obsessed with Misty and May throwing herself at him isn't even unique to this general. Just go on fanfiction.net and sort before 2004
>>59689343Can May really milk a boy's cock with her mouth and hands and tits and pussy and ass, and have no feelings for them at all? It's more likely that May is straight, but pretends to be bi (like every other "bi" girl ever lmao).
>>59689346Of course. I'm just pointing out to >>59689330 that the dev wouldn't have had to step anywhere near /vp/, let alone /mg/, to come up with the same basic joke. It's just that the /mg/ version of the joke, the 4kids Misty brain virus, was spawned from the larger 4kids meme, whereas the dev seems to just be taking the piss at crazy shippers and Pokémon in general.
>>59689343>Certified and unapologetic lesbianGo away Zoey. Dawn is in the other thread.
>>59689349Can she really love anyone if her mind is occupied 24/7 with thinking about dicks? Mind you, going full lesbian with Misty in public attracts more men and probably lead at least few times to obscene orgies.
>>59689357>spawned from the larger 4kids memeExactly
>>59689329gore sprites include>a dead Brock lying in a pool of blood, with a knife sticking out of his body; another sprite shows his corpse "flying", probably through space (there are several images referencing the light year joke)>a custom dish with what I think is a Clefable on a plate (Clefable seems to have a major role as a character, as multiple sprite sheets exist)>a huge pile of bloody corpses and body parts (filename "fleshmass")>"ASH" written in blood (filename "flesh ash")>Tracy Sketchit being burned alive (filename "tracey_explode")>Misty with a bloody hole in her face>a Pikachu inflating and exploding, with a puddle of blood and bones left behind>a faceless Beauty NPC>a magenta bloob Beauty abomination (filename "clare_monster")>Erika turning into an eldritch horror, with her face and head turning into a stretched hole with teeth>one single darkened Nurse Joy sprite holding a bloody knifeit's fucked up
>>59689372Pokeshippers don't fuck around
>>59689341>Brock and Gary getting killedcould only find Brock, and a LOT of buff Gary stuff
>>59689372Honestly looking at these sprites it seems to be a nightmare sequence of some sort
>>59689372new schizokino just dropped
>>59689372Maybros, when we get an advance shipping fangame I hope it's also crazy
>>59689035Yeah it's tricky, but I think it's the opposite, I think the right breast should actually be further up, cause the legs are pretty separated from this view point
>>59689360>Two (or more?) girls warming up their bodies before sucking and fucking bunch of guys purely for entertainment and taste of cum.Why it sounds both so horribly wrong and hot at the same time?
>>59689731>>59689731>>59689731NEW
>>59689360you're disgusting. may's not a fag she only likes cock. plus, misty's not exactly going to be the one to turn such a moral and decent girl as may if anyone could (not possible). the only possible slight temptation would be flannery but may's not a homo.
>>59689042The thumbnail always looks like she's holding up her boob to block the view.
