i like goodra
>>59631530the bigger the better
>>59631530What does the slime taste like?
>>59631530Call me autistic but the slime dripping from the chin really kills the design for me, kinda makes it look like it has a beard
>>59631616Thanks, I can't unsee it. Now I have to delete a third of my special folder
>>59631616I agree
>>59631530>Female ONLY!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!
>>59631598grape>>59631616i used to think that too until i got used to seeing it as just slimegoodra plushies make it look even worse
my headcanon is that goodra's outer body is made of hardened slime and all the fluids inside are also slimealso that it's all soft and stretchy, it's practically a living slime balloon
i chuckled
>>59631530I wanna have sex with her!
>>59631869
>>59631950bigcute
>>59631617I aim to please
the REAL hisuian goodra
Giant Goodra owes me soft hugs.
>>59632111who is this tranny that looks like Hisuian PDFlosion combined with Goodra?
I need a smug slug to hug
i want to be a goodra so bad
Goodra titfuck flash
Very annoying trying to get a Goomy in a love ball pre ZA.
>>59632670:^)
>>59632800Very impressive but I have one in a Love Ball in ZA so that's a false statement. I just want one pre ZA so I can trade the egg to a Goomy loving friend so they can be the OT.
>>59631530Best slug, best dragon.>>59631598Sour apple makes the most sense.
>>59632337don't be racist, it's just dark-skinned
>>59632900nickelodeon slime
Goodra is perfect for us bi fagsYou have both genders in a single package
>>59633130SHUT UP
>>59633130im a faggot who enjoys femeninity so i realy enjoy me a good fat faggot like thisi think alot of fat dragons are so popular among faggots like me because otherwise is hard to see fat men in media that aren't mean to be ridiculed, chubby friendly dragons like goodra or yoshi kinda go around that
>>59633213ok brown friendo
>>59633111silence, hisuinigger
>>59633592Don't hate hisuians, it's not their fault that they're less fat, more depressed and wear shells
>>59633653>hisuians>pokemonpick one. i was talking about hisui humans
goon
>>59631530hat: on
>>59632900This gives me an ideaRegional yellow slightly lemon-shaped goodra that tastes very sour because its slime is acidic (its shiny is green like a lime)
>>59634461(you): raped by me :3
I'd like to imagine the shell is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
>>59634531anon can you tf me into a goodra then rape me pretty please
>>59635470??????
>>59634089Real dragons have curves.
>>59632111Doesn't that one eat people?
>>59637710i'd love it if she ate me
get fatter
the plan is coming to fruition
>>59638453
Im surprised the mods have not deleted this thread.I was sure anything Goodra related was banned since THE INCIDENT.I guess its been over a decade now already though.
>>59638557>it's been over a decade since the incidentno fucking way
>>59638565September 2014 was 12 years ago anon.Sorry to tell you but we have wasted 12+ years of our lives on this damn board.
>>59638578I mean, i havent wasted it specifically here because i went on pokemon hiatus during the leadup to swsh and only returned like last yearKind of wish I had spent it here instead of whatever I've been doing in the mean time, i swear i have accomplished nothing despite living life and getting a job
>>59638557The only thing that happened from that is any instance of the Pokemon and "female" being prevented from posted. Multiple instances of the Pokemon's name within the same post is also filtered.
>>59638543i wish i was him and got even fatter
>>59638628Goodra blobs huh?not risking a three-day vacation even though I like my Pokemon to be very fat
goondra is cute
>>59638628I don't trust any anon here who'd turn into a Goodra
>>59639425cool beansnobody fucking asked, thoughever
>>59638654just hope you know i think you'tr incredibly based keep enjoying immobile fat creatures please
>>59638557Anon, this is a civil, safe for work thread about a particular pokemon from the pokemon franchise.
why does goodra inherently have such a big round belly?
>>59639672>immobile fat creaturesI also like them inflated.
>>59640446me toogoodras make perfect goo balloons
don't forget to kiss your pokemon goodnight
>>59640435They're anatomically designed around giving and receiving hugs, they're friend shaped.
>>59641599true
>>59640487If I get banned for three days then so be it.
>>59642885i'll save this
the dangers of sleeping next to goodra
>>59643909Worth it
>>59646101when is goodra NOT worth it?
let her out
>>59647561No she's going to eat everyone
this is what men look like in this generation....
>>59648771wouldnt this be the equivalent of bathing in your own piss though..
>>59648796no, bathing in your own sweat
Goodra is FAT!
>>59631598Spit loogies in a cup then drink it back up or go lick the underside of a slug/snail, the latter will be more accurate since Goodra is a Gastropod
>>59650854Escargot
>>59650554giwtwm
What does snail taste like?
>>59652733A snail enters a raceRealising it cant go very fast, the snail purchases a car to drive inHe has the car painted with a big "S" for "Speed"The starting pistol fires and the car zooms forward.The announcer yells, "Wow! Would you look at that 'S' car go!"escargot
>>59653050not very funny
>>59652733if you've ever had mussels, its very similar to that in texturetheres very little taste, the taste is mostly from the butter and garlic and herbs it's served in
ebil
>>59653510Huh, doesn't sound all that enticing really.
>>59655051i wish this was me fuck
too bad goodra, and so many other good designs, are locked to the shitty 3d area..
>>59655813
>>59655815this is what it feels like to be a goodra trainer
live
>>59655676you can't spell goodra without good
>>59631530I think the gender ratio is one of Gamefreak's biggest mistake. Should be 100% female.
>>59635831Me in the belly[I am being digested](It hurts and I'm slowly gooping]
>>59657616?? wheres the gigachad image
How many of you are aware of the reason Goodra can be f3m4l3 0n1y and why it's filtered?
>>59658170sir, this is an image spam thread>>59658132he didn't add it because he isn't a gigachad, duh
>>59658170I am aware. Also shut the fuck up newfag who can't evade the filter.
>your goodra keeps eating its own slime (it generates more slime than it eats food) and getting bigger over the course of multiple days until it eventually becomes a gigantic immobile slime balloon
Today is best dragon's 13th anniversary, how are you celebrating?
>>59658836I am gonna catch one in X
>>59658836Finishing gen 4 and move my ribbon mons into X
These two go so well together.
haha
isn't it crazy how goodra is still sexy even in cube form
>>59660490Pear-shaped dragons are the best
goon!
>>59660816It's a perfect design and that perfection shines through no matter how it's depicted.
Our favorite dragon is gonna be in WiWa, right?
>>59666186i don't care, i know it's gonna be bad like every other mainline 3d open world pokemon game
>>59666186>WiWakill yourself
goodra's lower half is buoyant
>>59667251It's also soft and squishy like memory foam, perfect for laying and snuggling with.
>>59667275be careful not to get absorbed through it though
>>59667251If I had a nickel where an interesting set of dragon type pokemon evolved into ugly barney and friends shitmons as their final forms i'd two which isn't a lot.
>>59666709PLA sisters...
>>59667217https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/text/%3EWiWa%20kill%20yourself/Obsessed
>>59668068>Pokemon Legends Arceusit's not a mainline game, it's a spinoff with a different combat system
>she will goop you
goodra!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIjdrDHtwWw
>>59668723i'm not watching your vore porn
>>59668528cool cope sista
>>59668723I am watching your vore porn>>59668733Seethe more, fag
>>59631530I hate you weird poke-fuckers. I genuinely like Goodra for non sexual reasons and I can't ever admit it because people assume I want to fuck it. I feel bad for people who genuinely like gardevoir without wanting to fuck it. Can't you just want to fuck Serena or some other human girl like a normal person?
>>59669459I can relate. Goodra and by extent, Goomy and Sliggoo are my absolute favorites and I love them a lot for several reasons but fucking one? Nah, I just fantasize about how cool it'd be to have a big goofy pet slug dragon that eagerly waits for you to come home from a long day of work so you can give it hugs and feed it berries.
>>59669459women and human are disgusting, why would you ever jerk off to a human, that's so lame
>>59669459there hasn't been a single image with sex posted in this entire thread, what the fuck are you talking about
>>59669459Serena porn will put you in jail in Great Britain.Goodra porn will not.I choose the best outcome.
>>59670722not to mention, goodra porn numbers are very low in e621 and rule 34 xxx. It is bait, anon.
>>59669459Not sexual but if you don't return some of their unconditional love you're a bad trainer
>>59670975Another sign of a bad trainer is one who wipes the slime off after being hugged, doing that is disrespectful and makes the Goodra sad.
I wish they were real
>>59631628>Female ONLYwhatever happened to that guy
bump
Is it safe to give booze to your Goodra
>>59631598have you ever eaten your own boogers?
>>59631719puncturing a hole in my goodra and watching it spill out into a puddle on the ground
>Catches Goomey>Eventually evolves it into Goodra>Start to notice slime all over my childhood photos>Confronts Goodra>Goodra is sentenced>My Gastrodon breaths a sigh of relief
>>59677854What would compel you to want to do that?
Having a pet Goodra to feed berries to on rainy nights would be peak comfy.
Goonra
Do you think Goodras hugs would be bone crushingly tight or soft and gentle? Do they know their strength?
>>59631598definitely snot
>>59688840one or the other depending on whether it wants to kill you
>>59691105fat ass
>>59691111Anon, that was very rude
>>59692874it is simply the truth. all proper goodras have a fat ass.
Bros is my Goodra okay? Is it supposed to look like this?
>>59694938i'm sorry to say this but it might be retarded
