if not cat why acting like cat
Glaceon pussy!
>>59614609coz fox
>>59614609Glaceon, Sylveon, Umbreon and Espeon are catsLeafeon, Jolteon, Vaporeon and Flareon are dogs
>this shit againthey're neither cats, nor dogs, nor foxes, nor anything specific
>>59614923nah they are part foxes and bunny too
>>59614923All eeveelutions are cats.
>>59614969uhm?
>>59614983Thank Arceus they didn't put Entei in there... The legendary cats trio are safe...
this thread will be bumped for 2 months
>>59615103
>>59614939eevee is a squirrel everything else is cats except for jolteon
>>59616137pikacuck paws wrote this post
>>59614609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ple-dSf75Ro
>>59616165webm looks more doglike than catlike to me. >no airplane ears>no pounce >no butt wiggle
>>59616179That's an official animation btwJust shows Eevees can act however they please
>>59614923This
They're like carbuncles more than anything. A vague carnivoran mammal thing. Whatever you want to call them they're all kissable.
>>59616179only cats act retarded like this though
>>59616137>squirrelshouldn't it look more like emolga then?
very cat-like behavior indeed
>>59616165Ribbon dog
>>59616230his face is hilarious in a 2009 way
but cats can't read...?
Acting like a true cat indeed.
yep, it was a chapjeet spam thread after all
>>59621054xhe is STILL active?
bumping just to annoy you faggets
chapjeet is attracted to children
>>59614609Because fanart.Eevee and its evolutions are foxes, so they're liable to piss everywhere and destroy your furniture & carpets.
>>59615103Chapjeet has no life or job, yeah
>>59621054wow you were right, it's a mindless necropbump thread and not an actual eeveelution thread
>>59614609Foxes are dogs with a cat personality
>>59623155Based!
God I wish eeveelutions were real.
>>59614609Wtf is a cat? This is pokemon nigger, cats are fictional creatures
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/99M344OqM3g
chapjeet talking to himself
Have you ever seen a cat drive a tank? No? Then I guess they aren't cats.
>>59614609Because they're foxes and foxes act like cats most of the time.
>>59614609>>59614923Vaporeon, Espeon, Leafeon: CatsFlareon, Umbreon, Glaceon: FoxesJolteon: Dog, with a little foxynessSylveon: Cat, with a little foxynessThat's my take anyway. I can elaborate for anyone who cares
>>59625799he is doubling down once caught
bump to make /vp/ seethe
>>59626307Seen multiple dogs do it
>>59630654Another reason why the Jolteon Espeon pairing is funny
>>59621054we could see it from miles away. This is why I avoid eevee threads
>>59614609They're pokemon, duh. Their designs borrow features and behavior from both cats and foxes. Certain evolutions act more or less like one of their two, natural inspirations. They're not dog-like, more like domesticated foxes when their canine features are shown.
>>59631228>massive cock and sweaty balls not hanging out during CBAS (Cock & Balls & Anus Sunbathing, for you, uncultured swine - you probably don't even bleach your anus).
>>59624779sleepy ...
stfu chapjeet
>>59627861wat
>>59614923>Glaceon, Sylveon, Umbreon, Espeon, Leafeon, Jolteon, Vaporeon and Flareon are PokemonYes
is snorlax a cat or a bear?
>>59635658too fat to tell.
>>59635658bear with cat ears
>10 dayschapjeet samefag spam thread confirmed
>>59637513who is this chapjeet and why does he sound based?
>>59623184explains why he is so mentally ill
is this chapjeet in the thread with us right now, anon?
imagine being so intellectually dishonest you pretend chapjeet doesn't exists despite the almost 2 years of his necro-bumping of 90% of the board 24/7
>>59638246ok but how you know?
>>59638246but does he necro the threads i like?
>>59614609Foxes are dogs running on cat software.
>>59638246Funny how he spammed for over a year and achieved nothing other than the killing of every standalone eevee thread. Then he got raped and humiliated and exposed as a pedophile.>>59638743the moment he got IP wiped the first few times, it revealed every single thread he was necroburmping which was almost all threads on the catalog, threads would lose 100+ posts and images, we could see he was posting pedoshit, gayshit, the filenames he uses (see >>59638467 for one of the 3 types). So now if you wanna see if chapjeet is targeting a thread, just sort the catalog by date and check for oldest. He does this shit for 2+ months for every thread, this one too will be ruined and humiliated until it hits 2 months. Eevee, pedophile, and faggot threads are the most likely targets. Worst thing is, he is probably not botting, but legit some disabled can't-leave-the-house turbo autist, hence him being attracted to children and feeling threatened by furries like it's some kind of rivalry going on.
bump
>>59638806this
>>59614985Entei's 2d back sprite looks exactly like my brown newfoundlands head. The body and paw size is spot on as well. Aside from having a flat face and no tail imo that's the closest real world analogue.
Just like cats, pissing them off is NOT a good idea
>>59614983>pokeduels
Just let the thread die, man.
>>59643828stop bumping this god damn thread
>>59644181I didn't bump it. YOU did, you absolute muppet...
>>59644190then how was it at page 1 with your reply being the last one?
>>59644191No idea, because I saged it.
>>59614609Vaporeon is a fox fish cat thing dog
>>59626445I would say Umbreon is half fox half dog
>>59639568Based chapjeet exposer>>59643828best you can do is hide the thread and pretend it doesn't exist, because it's gonna be up for another 50+ days
>>59646521i saw that
>>59646530saw what? :3
b
>>59647196you n word
>>59647197you f word. you cutie patootie. you umbreon kisser. you, single?
>>59647203>umbreon kisserespeon locking on
>>59639568Kek I remember that Now he’s relegated to necro bumping in regular EnglishSad
>>59648175A Jolteon would be pretty handy to have around the house!
If cats could do laundry I'd consider getting one... maybe.
>>59652081smug ass ice fox cat thing
>>59652081what were espeon and umbreon doing there?
>>59650246handy for overvolting your electronics and frying them
>>59639568>we could see he was posting pedoshit, gayshit, the filenames he uses (see >>59638467 # for one of the 3 types).that's just the default file name when you download an image off a booru, take your meds
>>59652081Posted it again award
>>59653229I guess it would be hard to explain to Jolteon the exact voltage...
>>59614676why are you talking about a dog's genitals.
>>59653229aw so it isn't true that I can stick my phone up its butt to quickcharge?
>>59655832you can shove a resistor up its butt to lower the voltage
>18 days old threadChapjeet is a faggot
>>59655838wonder how much resistance is needed there for safe Jolteon power transmission for a device... time for science
>>59655934basedjeet is a chad
>>59657778on the internet, nobody knows you're a firedog
bazinga
>>59614764^
Would you say Glacion is a homo Pokemon...? I've always been a bit self conscious that my favourite mons are Vulpix, Glacion and Lilligant. I swear I'm not a homo, or even a furry, but I find these three so aesthetically pleasing and always aim for them in playthroughs.
>>59656592>basedjeetContradictory
I don't have a cat because I don't want my pizza being swiped the moment I turn my back.
>>59661850that's a fox.
>comes back after 8 days>still upchapjeet wants to rape children
>>59662615damn, who is this chapjeet and how can i hang out with him?
Also I don't have a cat because I don't want my burger swiped the moment I turn my back.
>>59661850>>59664086What kind of asshole cats are you raising? Mine doesn't steal human food at all, though she likes whipped cream and butter, and will come running if we use the canned whipped cream.>B-BUT ADULT CATS CAN'T EAT DAIRYIt's an occasional thing, and it's just a little bit.
stfu chapjeet, subhuman pedophile
>>59666161when she wants to cuddle after you nut in her :3
Chien-Pao, Weavile, Glaceon on my wrist but I'm still the coldest cat. Purrrrr~
>>59614609They're foxes which are dogs running cat software.
>>59669373like this
>>59620887>>59657778I don't mind them sitting on or looking at my computer, but I draw the line at them trying to EAT IT
Technically, according to their designer(s?) they're supposed to be generic pet-like quadrupedal mammals. Not dogs, not cats, not foxes, or rather not just those things but a mix of them. If they were ever supposed to be anything specifically, TPC and Game Freak are doing a terrible job at consistency. (For example, Eevees sniffing each other's butts in greeting like dogs as seen in the anime and Leafeon grooming itself like a cat in Scarlet & Violet)Personally, I like to consider them cats because most people consider them either dogs or foxes and I'm a contrarian (and a cat person). That and they just look like cats to me, especially with their short muzzles, sheathed claws, and dainty, sleek body shapes. I always thought eevee was some sort of elf-cat. Vaporeon could be a fish cat (you know, catfish), Jolteon could be a manx cat or bobcat, Flareon could be a Norwegian forest cat or some other kind of fluffy cat. Espeon is obviously a sphinx cat/nekomata, Umbreon is a black cat (hence its Japanese name "bracky" [black+lucky] because in Japan, black cats are considered lucky). I call Glaceon a "popcicat" and Leafeon "salad cat" (Leafeon also kinda looks like a Siamese cat). Sylveon is a ribbon cabbit.(Again, these are just what I personally see them as. You all are free to think of them as whatever you like, because technically we're all either wrong or we're all right depending on how you interpret the whole "generic quadrupedal mammals" thing.)Also, for those of you who say "foxes are cat software on dog hardware" have never seen how foxes actually behave. From the videos I've seen of fox behavior, they're basically just small dogs. Then again, maybe I just haven't seen enough videos of foxes.
>>59669373VIVA LA AGENCIA!!!!
>>59639568>So now if you wanna see if chapjeet is targeting a thread, just sort the catalog by date and check for oldest. He does this shit for 2+ months for every thread, this one too will be ruined and humiliated until it hits 2 months.We can just sagebomb the threads.(but the mods would prevent that instead of just adding a two-week bump limit)
>>59638246Top 10 shocking moments of confession.
>>59671541kitty
>>59674069green
They're probably disasters in the kitchen too, just like cats.
>>59658701*hotdog
>>59679250
>>59682778stop bumping this fucking thread
>>59616194cutest
>>59683341mad
Do you think Umbreon purrs?
>>59684468yes
>>59614936They're foxes. Cope.
>>59655396Fox's*>>59614676Like fucking an ice cubeNo thanks
>>59630654fixed it
>>59684528>>59684522>>59684524I agree that they are most similar to foxes, but clearly they take dog and cat inspiration as well. Espeon for example has a cat tail, even though it has fox ears
>>59684522that's a fennekin
>>59684679ok
Jolteon screams dog more than cat or fox, imo
>>59688772they are all weird ass fox cat dog things
>>59688772And it makes sure it's not 100% dog by having a cat mouth and ears and a tail that scream "rabbit".
if not onahole then why acting like onahole
>>59639568>pedophileSomeone needs to go back to Green Reddit because drawings aren't CSEM
>chapjeet the brain damaged raped pedophile is still mad he got exposed for want to rape children
