>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 1 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190>Fun Race: Rebooblican vs Demoflat midtermshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3091776/#3093945Previous Thread: >>3141362
Windy!
ROBBED but cute so its fine
TENNO SHO RE-ENACTMENT15/18JOIN NOW725930937259309372593093
>>3142848Watching Almond Eye's career in real time was the most invested I've ever been in a horse. Love that mare.
Is she the Wilt Chamberlain of uma musume?
where is all the sad and peaked yanko art
https://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpgOops forgot the schedule
>>3142868>Complete bum with a fake record who got lucky farming part time mail delivery driversYes
>>3142869Can't spawn from thin air. It will come
>>3142870Pretty barren month for once. Notably only one CM and GM is pushed to December.
>>3142866Dude cygames needs a better system to organize the veterans holy shit i cant find my ace from the latest medium
Kyoto 3yo+ ALW (2 win)poppet holds the lead!>satono crown daughter>epiphaneia grandspawn>ZRR great-grandspawn
>>3142874I am feeling we get GM dropped mid cm for maximum fuck you.
>>3142869
>>3142874Well the Sprint CM is this month pretty muchI think the final month is always a bit barren too
>>3142874They outright removed a rerun of speed Taiki/speed Fuku and Halloween Rice/New Years Haru.
>>3142881Lets be real, was anyone pulling for that?
>>3142883I mean...ulala a cute.
>>3142881They're accelerating even further
320 PEOPLE WON 1.6 MILLION YEN (10K USD)
>>3142870Only 3 banners? EOS soon?
Imagine how fucking FAT her deciles will be
>>3142887huh, why didn't the image scale correcly
>>3142886Since clocks went back is daily reset now an hour earlier?
>>3142889will her career adapt her mid race shitting habits
>>3142892Should be at 10 PM yeah....
>>3142883There's a non-zero chance that someone wanted to finish up their MLB of Taiki/Fuku and they had deep pockets I guess.
>>3142856Why is /vg/ baking for us
Get your cringe ass TT rabbit out of this lobby. You don't have enough stam to live and have mile skills.
>LAST RACE OF OCTOBERKIYOSATO TOKUBETSU tokyo 1600 dirtpick your uma!
>>3142895I read that as MLB futa
>>3142898Not him but suzuka are cute so, cool in my book
>>3142899SUMMER MADNESS IN THE FALL
>>3142899Tamamo horses are still around?
>>3142897That's so sweet of xem
>>3142866last spot, please join!>>3142898no need to be picky, i'll let people run whoever they want
I DONT HAVE A SINGLE HORSE THAT CAN ACTIVAYE GROUNDWORK ON THE TENNO SHO AUTUMN IM DYING
>>3142905Why is she so sexy here
>>3142905Big carrot ears
>>3142897I love my vampire princess
If only I had a medium Zephyr...Her unique is nearly perfect as an accel for the Tenno Sho Autumn.
>>3142905I think this suzuka pic has some of the best slurpable hair>what the fuck is slurpable hairLook at pic related and tell me it doesn't look like it would taste like good ass noodles
>>3142898Who cares? It's not debuff cancer
>>3142912Nigga what
>>3142911>Her unique is nearly perfect as an accel for the Tenno Sho Autumngee i wonder what race she won
>>3142912I dont see it teiobro
>>3142906Now that you mention it, mine doesn't work either!
>>3142912What was he cooking?
>>3142912Imagine the sound of her wet noodle hair slapping her back as she walks. The smell of shoyu broth in her wake.
>>3142920I think you should stop locking my trainings fine motion san
>>3142921But it would be more fun
>>314286617/18Join already (You) faggot lurker
>>3142913hmmmm... now that you mention it...
>>3142924AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT MAKE ME
>>3142924>go to join>fullNIGGERS
>>3142928EVERY TIME.
>>314292817/18 though
so why did they change CdN's jockey anyways
>>3142928Not full retard
>>3142931
You wouldn't know what to do with a woman like this
>>3142912>slurpable
>>3142931Losing to Hanshin specialist in torrential rain was shamefur dispray.
>>3142932Some guy entered and withdrew twice nowt. noticer
>>3142934Id politely tell her to give me PA tokens
>>3142934VI TOKENS PLEASE
>>3142934My odds are decent. There aren't that many holes.
>>3142937Well it's still not full right now so if he wants to join he can nvm it just filled up
>>3142934>senior year>still wont go on a date with me
>>3142934I do not engage with haram alcohol poison drinkers, if she wants me she must abandon her wickedness and understand the light of Islam alhamdullilah
>>3142943Yeah but when are you getting added to the game air jihad
>>3142866STARTING!
>>3142934No, no I wouldn't.She's a bit much for me.I'd still beg for the Co tokens...
>>3142944What would Air Jihad's ult be like
KEK apparently danon decile took a shit during the middle of the race
>>3142947>When positioned well behind two runners, accelerate with martyrous strength
>>3142950Why are horses like this
>>3142934Holy guacamole
>>3142945OUR HOPEFUL FALL CHAMPIONS!
>>3142950What is the uma equivalent of this?
>my uma didn't spurtFUCK I have such a bad time estimating spurt rates now
>>3142957Umas wear diapers in races
>>3142957Exactly the same thing
>>3142950Today? Or are you talking about past races. Because he's done it like twice before today's race.
>>3142956AND THEY'RE OFF!
Wait two separate horses shat themselevs today?
>>3142961today, WAIT IT ISN'T HIS FIRST TIME?
>>3142957
>>3142962Whats the lore reason of spe only having one leg?
>tactical weight shedding mid-race
>>3142962>didn't spot strugglewtf?
>>3142966Oguri got hungry
>>3142958I can make your uma spurt
>>3142963umas gotta poo-poo, too
>>3142967>losing to a literal shitter
>>3142899AND SMART SPEAR TAKES IT>kizunaspawn>king halo grandspawn
Pandora LOVE
Uma shit makes good lube when doing anal
>>3142966It was supposed to be a replacement to Oguri's diabetic leg, but they got the wrong one.>>3142962I wonder if there's any umas that start with their opposite foot...
>>3142950Just shedding some weight
>>3142962Bros????
>>3142962>got scammed by wit checks>low rolled mid race but still somehow got first back after getting blocked
>>3142976
>>3142976Teiobro btw
>>3142950How would this translate to umamusume?
>>3142979Why would the jra do this?
>>3142979Oguri got hungry....
>>3142979Oh, don't be such a baby. Legs grow back!
>>3142979Looks magical to me breh
>>3142979It should be illegal for Sweepy to use magic like this during a race
>>3142979AND BOURBON TAKES IT!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sccFAyuqdVl8pauZgcdYOBmUthanks for coming!
>>3142979What is this, Predator 0.5?
>>3142979This is what neighas saw floating in the sky during the Roswell incident
You guys never physically exerted yourselves to the point of shitting?
overall, a very successful first month of keibaposting and hosting re-enactments, a lot of Fun was had! Here's to a great November!
>>3142990Darn, she almost pulled it off.Thanks for hosting!
>>3142990Complete beep bop domination goddamn
>>3142994No because I'm not a fucking animal
>>3142979PUT THEM BACK THIEF
>>3142995>spreadsheet autism in my spreadsheet autism game thread
GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>3142998Humans are animals, we are homo sapiens actually
>>3143002how many animals do you know that can post on 4chan?
>>3142990>failed wit check on 3 mid-race golds + corners
>>3143002You are a homo and barely a sapiens bitch ass neigha
>jockeys are not only at risk of fucking dying, they are also at risk of getting shat on or have shit fly up at them from horses ahead of themI think I'd main fronts irl.
>>3143000do we actually use spreadsheets though for umamusume? even the carat tracker is now a site
>>3143004Well you can post here and youre a monkey cant ya?
>>3142990That Bobo won the Plat, a stakes race and 2 or 3 re-enactments. My most decorated uma
>>3143004Well at the very least there are some spiders, some sharks, some dolphins, some crabs, some foxes, some shitbulls, some horses, and some cheetahs posting here.
>>3143004There's at least a couple chimps posting in here
>>3143011Thats a real good clanker, make sure to charge her batteries
>>3143013May I see them?
>>3143009At the start of GL I did to track tokens and desired songs but stopped after like a week because that's more suited for hording and spending before the concert, which is not the way to play the game.
>>3143004GET FUCKED
>>3142990>got scammed by over take mode then 3 skills wasted because of a block
>>3143007Front is asking to be trampled if he drops from a horse.
How big would her tits be?
here is a JRA trainer, do we all look like this?
>>3143009I used one to log the previous bunch of /v/ictory stakes races in the event I lost replays or haku links.I'll probably do it again for the next one.
>>3143023He looks like a mii
>>3143023I have never seen a more Japanese salary man in my life
>>3143023I look like this
>>3143007This is your life as a jockey. You also show up at training center at like 4am to ride horses.
>>3143023Imagine if Charles Manson became a trainer, that's me
>>3143013>cheetahsI have no idea what you're talking about but I can't help but imagine the cheetahmen posting on fucking 4chan because they're stuck in limbo after the dragon head failed to die.
>>3143032THE CHEETAHMEN?
>I put an alarm>The alarm doesn't go off and does nothing Genuinely how the fuck did this happen, I'm so fucking tired of missing every G1, I haven't seen one at all besides LArc
>>3143030Wonder what le meme would think about this place
>>3143023That's literally me
>>3143030All that horse shit went on him
>>3143036>HONHONHONHON SACREBLEU WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GOT SHIT TASTE I AM SO OVERWHELMED WITH DISGUST THAT I MUST IMMEDIATELY GO ON STRIKE! YES! A STRIKE!
Solo Tachy speed is one of the most masochist things a man can do
>>3143035You are not alone, I thought it was at 2:40
>>3143023This is literally me
>>3143041No nigga I put it at the right time, it did fucking nothing, I just woke myself up 1 hour later
>>3143041>>3143035GET DAYLIGHTS SAVINGS TIME PRANKEDTHIS IS WHY I PUT THE ACTUAL TIMES EARLIER
>>3142567wtfkinda shit but wtf
Snoozing time so ran the dirt room.
>>3143045She likes you
Hello I would like if AO3 went back up please
>>3143044Read >>3143043It genuinely just failed to wake me up
>>3143048Are you a girl, who cares about fanfiction
>>3143050I do neigha, shit is peak.
>>3143050>denying written smutThere's a whole new world out there if you can rotate an apple in your mind.
>>3143047S-should I cook up a Sprint Teio after borrow reset? I'll feel bad for my old aces though..
>>3143050Reading a really good fanfic isn't much different from reading an eroge except you use your imagination instead of looking at an image attached
>>3143050Im trynna read the zephyr fic dawg
>>3143057Theres no way it was that good you neighas are still talking about it
>>3143057What Zephyr fic
>>3143052How much wit to do this
fanfiction.netOld reliable
>stam 2 pace 3Will I be able to change the pink spark into something else in the future?
>about to doze off, check phone for the time>clocks roll back right thenhuh
>>3143060900
>>3143059Some anon shared a zephyr smut fic a while ago and some people really really liked it.
>>3143062Nope, you cant change preexisting parents.
>>3143064>899 witFUG :DDDDDDDDD
>>3143067Your great mood?
>>3143069Im from /v/, the last time I was in a great mood was when concord died
>>3143058I didn't think too much about smut before but I got curious and read it. It was pretty hot. Would masturbate to it again
What gives carryover in dirt?
>>3143072Link?
>>3143073Final corner skills have a decent chance to
they're holding a retirement ceremony for this guy right now>who the fuck is thisYoshitomi Shibataoldest jockey rn, even older than jockey>who has he jockeyedyamanin zephyr (yasuda kinen + autumn tenno sho)nakayama festa (takarazuka kinen)king halo (takamatsunomiya kinen)
>>3143065Sounds peak
I thought AO3 only had the worst quality and fetishes slop ever
>>3143065What does Reader/ mean
>>3143076He looks like a typical Baki NPC
>>3143076>halo, festa, and zephyr are into old menNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3143076His face reminds me of a /tv/ core character, tip of my tounge.
When does tallying start in an hour 50 or in 50 mins? Wanna know if I can finish another auto
>>3143076He looks like hes saying ACTUALLY
>>3143078Well where else are you gonna go, literotica like it's before the towers fell?
>>3143076>the stand user could be anyone
>>31430831 more hour im pretty sure
Wuv Helios
>>3143085I probably missed out on top tier goons by thinking it was all schizo slop like that insane fag who spammed his Incredibles fanfics on /v/
Zephyr seems like a girl who knows her way around a cock
>>3143074https://archiveofourown.org/works/93035406Unfortunately it seems to be down for the next 2 or 4 weeks
>>3143087Time to flatline then. Don't want my fans going in the void
Confirmed, new ritualfag
You can spell multiple words with these letter combinations
>>3143088Please don't do this again
>>3143088Should do a Wahey like the /vg/ Helios Ritual poster
>>3143101Brian abs
>>3143104We don't need that here and it's almost time for that polish bastard to wake up
>>3143104How would he even do a similar one without copying
Hall monitor needs backup!
>>3143107>sampleAnon, where did you get this?
Holy JESUS the fan cap is growing so quickly.
The good news is that I got a podium very earlyThe bad news is that I realize that I'm becoming very illiterate AND blind because I was in fact not in open league after all so I spent hours wasting time over misreading the screen
>have umamusume open on computer, doing something>got distracted with 4chan>open umamusume on phone out of habit to check my TPWhy am I like this T_T
>>3138980the selection ended up being pretty lame with a buncha acrylics and stickers but I did find this
>>3142408I'm surprised no one's asked you WHY you decided to leave your current club. Do you mind elucidating us?
>>3142872>tertiary who only started to watch keiba last week try to sound knowledgeable about great horses 40 years ago
>>3143121Cute
>>3143122It's a B+ club with a 15 million quota that is free to join. I did a lot of fans this month to show I can contribute to a better club.
>>3143122It's some shitty B club, why do you think he wants to leave
>>3143114Gelbooru
>>3143004I don't know man, SEA hours now
Fat uma tits make me so happy brehs
>>3143131
>>3142408Come to Tar/uma/e!
>>3143132I don't know female anatomy, is that weight a lot?
>>3143132Tomakomai milk
>>3143133More like cum to Tarumae
>>3143129Okay well I just checked and the full size image is a bit too big.You know how to get the full res at least, right?>>3143126Huh, alright. Most of the /v/ma clubs are quite laid back, but I hope that you'll find a place that'll work out just fine for you.>>3143127I mean it kind of is of import since we didn't know why he wanted a new club. Potentially there was some internal friction, maybe he is a sash requester, perhaps he just doesn't want to be anywhere near /uma/ anymore, there's even the possibility he just wanted to be in a more laid back club despite his fan grinding. I don't fucking know, there's options.
Uma looks really good drawn in Priconne's art style.
I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts
>>3143140I mean a more active group chat might be fun but if I'm fan grinding I at least want to get some carats out of it
I understand Vivlos obsession. This shit is like crack.
>>3143144Very nice, I think you'll find what you want here, der/v/ has a slot too right now
>>3143144Why here instead of /uma/? They have higher ranked clubs if you mostly care about the carats
>>3143152I like you guys
>>3143144Understandable. As it stands, you've got a lot of choices. I'm always going to shill my own club, /v/agabond, but literally every single club would actually get uptiered by your existence in it. Even /herse/, a club that's fallen on harsh times at the moment, would get to A with less than a 1/4th of what you earn.
>>3143152but he has to ERP if he chose an /uma/ club
>>3143156That shit was hilarious
One step closer to /vg/fication
>>3143140>Okay well I just checked and the full size image is a bit too big.>You know how to get the full res at least, right?I did nothing wrong. You can stop talking to me like I need help.
Personally I'm closer to carcinization
>>3143162>I did nothing wrongAside from not renaming it to hide the fact it was a sample, no you have not :PSorry if it feels like it's patronizing, part of it was curiosity and part of it was "I want to be useful." Hope you have a good rest of your day or night.
Some of the in-game music reminds me an eery lot of Monster Hunter, particularly MHGU. I know they've had Ace Combat composers but did they have MH as well?
Maybe we should create an A+ club to contain our refugees
>>3143152suck my dick
>>3143166Not a single good post has ever been made with this Dotoshit picture
>>3143166another horrible post by doto
>>3143166Not the absolutely worst thing I've ever heard.Could call it the /v/eimar.
>>3143166What would we name it
>>3143166Yeah I'm sure there's 25 or more anons waiting to contribute enough to reach A+ on the regular
>>3143166But what if they accidentally shoot up to S? What would it mean for /v/mapyoi
>>3143174If you could please consult the graph
>>3143177It's not looking good..
>>3143177NOT LOOKING GOOD!
>>3143166Thread crabs wouldn't allow that
>>3143172/v/madacchi, of course.
>>3143172AlmondLove
>still no /v/madacchi club
A neigha threads ago said he'll rather take thousand redditors than a /vg/ refugee...We'll have to take this one in or else we'll need to find a thousand redditors.
>still no wu/v/U
>>3143172/vm/ambo
Why is her head so round?
We'll reclaim party /v/an like the ancient texts mentioned
>>3143147This thing what was sitting on every single discount counter here for months because even at a discount price it was ridiculously expensive. Nobody wanted it so I kind of avoided it too.
>>3143197I need to make babies with Kawakami Princess immediately
>>3143198Anon...your pelvis...
>still no B/v/tt Picker
>>3143197The maneuvers Kingu was able to pull off were so impressive
>>3143196It's become one of the staple things money laundering shops have along with vapes.
but what if... im /vg/ and want to join /v/mapyoi ?
>>3143197I have a need for a king halo top 10 gang beasts moments of all time
>>3143203nobody wants to join /v/magoy
Vaping is for fags Dubai chocolate is for connoisseurs of fine eats
>>3143203Despite the shitposting, nothing is stopping you save for available slots
>senior year, late oct, creek starts the first event of her chain>senior year, early nov, maruzensky starts the first event of her chainI didn't realize how bad things really were until now
>>3143203Thinking of doing the same but to Oy Neigh if they have spot.
Real ones would gp to /hug/ or /herse/ to really flex their fanruns
>>3143209Pretty sure the hokkoBWO from last thread got the spot. Der/v/ will have three or four slots though
Personally I would stay loyal
>>3143211That's a bummer. I'll wait till they get a spot. I do auto runs a whole lot and would be ideal if I can transfer those to Oy Neigh instead.
>>3143215survival of the biggest (and sluttiest)
I wuv my clu/v/
>>3143215Yeah I think I'd stay loyal too. Her ears are cuter and more pettable.God, I wish I could hunt with her.
>>3143219But did they wuv you?
I ate 2 whole lbs of sour gummies and now I wanna vomit...
>>3143210It's like Ronnie Coleman working out at Planet Fitness
>>3143226Jesus Christ anon
>>3143216/v/agabond has 2 open slots and all they ask for is just being active, which is 1 run a month
>>3143210Contrary to popular belief, grinding your ass off only to see that no one has lifted a finger is not fun unless you're a good samaritan
>>3143226Did you at least brush your teeth
In the Moirai simulator if i draw up 100 simulations at once, is there no panel i can look at that shows aggregate results like winrates and placements or rates of skill triggering etc.?
>>3143226What club made this post ?
>>3143231I'll do it in the morning>>3143234I don't wanna dox myself but I'll just say the name of my club has /v/ in it
>>3143235>>3143234Sounds like /v/ma desu
Uhhh, ok
>>3143235not looking good...
>>3143226Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?
>>3143242That was me at the Hawaiian BBQ restaurant earlier
>>3143242Has this happened before?
>>3143229Technically speaking, they have 4, unless danchou objects. They have 2 slots occupied by members who quite literally haven't done anything in literal months now. NO idea why they're kept around.
>>3143247Club mascots
>>3143232>>3143232>aggregate results like winrates Press Tab. Read the readme>rates of skill triggering etc.?I want to add that but I'm traveling right now
>>3143247Probably waiting because SOMETHING might happen
>>3143245'fraid so >>3111781I've also done what that guy did and ate a fuck ton of sour gummys and got ill. Also ate two pizzas recently and got ill
>>3143250thanks
>>3143226>>3143242>>3143244>>3143253/v/ma fatties
>finished a fan auto while it was tallying Oops
>Wherever I go, I must shill
Feels like society is gonna EOS before Uma.
>>3143226OGURI YOU FAT UMA WHY ARE YOU SO FAT
>>3143259Which uma would win in a shill battle?
>>3143262Sam Kikeman would rather destroy the world before letting me have 32gbs of RAM
>>3143262Nothing ever happens
So.. uh.. when will the purge begin?
>>3142910I feel a sudden urge to replay Vampire Hunter N.
>>3143267The Purge happens March 21st as per the movies
