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Remember /v/ma, they hate us cuz they ain't us.
Today I will actually mutate a G dirt uma to an A dirt uma with good stats! I hope. God please.
>>3129540And remember to eat your /v/egetables!
>41k carats
>>3129532remember to do your lucky draw if you haven't yet!
>>3129541does /vg/ dick live rent free in your mind?I'm not posting lewds now so stop complaining
>>3129544>52kwhen Ramonu i'm bored
>>3129544>20k carats
>>3129544>46kOh N->planned on skipping ramonu anywayLife's goo->still short to guarantee umas i want during GMOH NOOOO!
>>3129544surely i'll be fine..., don't think there's any umas fronts want to pull on in GM anyways
Anything worth swiping for during 2nd anni aside from the selector?
Just finished backreading>THATmade me pretty fucking mad
>>312956820 dollar uma, 20 dollar card, 70 dollar uma + more carats, 70 dollar card + more carats
>>3129560nvm i'm already fucked, i just realized that the only umas i have on my pull plan with actual planned pulls are>VInes>Anime Kita>Cat Maya>NY Maru>Parade Falco/Ricky>Summer Seiunis only pulling on 1 uma banner a year good enough? i don't even know who to pull on, i don't really feel a connection to any of the non-released umas
Is End NY Urara good for next dirt CM or should I just train her as Late?
>spending money>on gacha>gets more p2w every passing year
>>3129572>70 dollar uma + more caratsOuch. How many carats though?
>>3129576Definitely End to make cheer Kingu inherit work + spurt
>>3129580it's 5000 more carats
>>3129583Alright cool, I'll work on it now. Thank you!
>>3129521I was literally trying to find a syndrome gif without the text to make this post earlier today.
>>3129573I rolled 18 uma banners so far (playing since Kitasan banner)Have no idea how you can roll 1 a year. Maybe if you enjoy suffering.
>>3129584Damn it cyjews.
>>3129589i do 1 daily paid pull a day so satiate the pulling urges, i should spook a 3* every month, i have no idea who to even pull on outside of the meta lists
Which one of my Flowers do you guys think is the strongest?
>>3129594This is insanity.
Good morning, brehs, what did I miss?
>>3129600i will take insanity as a compliment, spooks have forced me to consider umas/styles that i would never have considered running so it's actually kinda fun
I love Phallus
Pandora LOVE
>>3129603Just some obsessed retard. Other than that, it has been pretty chill bro.
>>3129544>4k carats
No more lewds?
gates for autumn tenno sho have been announced!
>>3129616Yeah I saw THAT, thread was pretty fun til then
>>3129529I guess it's more I should say I'm still bad at figuring how a card is worth pulling or just borrow fodder, that sort of thing.And yeah, that falls into my same issue. My oshi in either version slots pace or late. I guess her alt nudges more pace.I'd say her original kinda pushes late though, it's weird.>>3129544I have 50kI fear for the future not knowing how hosed I am.I do have story left to do, but I'm not sure how much I have banked there.
>>3129544123k but I still want to roll Kitasan Black and Daitaku Helios. Not looking good. Thankfully Ramonu is kinda free for me because I have 4 crystals so no matter what happens in 200 rolls I'll get her, and ancestors are apparently good enough any LB.
>>3129622>123kwhat was the last banner you pulled on? jesus so many people have 100k+
>Want to fuck Helios>Dont run fronts>Dont want to read the trannylated careerProbably just leave her for spookville.
>>3129619Frenchie in gate 7
>>3129624Copano Rickey - 200 rollsAgnes Tachyon - 400 rollsYukino Bijin - 200 rollsAston Machan - 194 rollsYamanin Zephyr - 200 rollsMy stash got kinda destroyed this scenario, I had 180k and some tickets (like a 100) entering it.
>>3129544>184k carats>171 trainee tickets>31 support card tickets
>>3129532...
>>3129633>>3129632what the fuck did you pull on before Grand Live?
>>3129573Henry Handsome is farming your information
>>3129635Here's full list (also 39 random rolls somewhere else).
>>3129632What the fuck, I only pulled on Creek/CB and I have 75k genuinely what the fuck
>>3129617
Is it time to use the fortune thingy already?
>>3129643Do it
>>3129643bro...
>>3129635MLB-kita in 200 rollsMLB-creek in 200 rollsMLB-fuku in 400 rolls + 20 dollarsMLB-tachyon + light hello in 400 rollsMLB-smaru in 40 rollsMLB-finemo in 400 rollsXmas oguri- 2 rollsV bourbon - 2 rollsHalloween creek - 200 rollsSmaru + sspee- 110 rollsCamping Taiki - 1 rollGot spooked by wedding groove + top gun, and xmas vodkaAll and all I've been pretty lucky. That being said there's a fuck ton of uma I want coming out in the next three months. Also I've been a finemotionlet since week one.
>>3129648I am sorry but lucky bastards make me so fucking mad
>>3129651just assume they're all lying and you'll feel a lot better
>>3129636>Henry HandsomeYou guys trust this big zesty?
>>3129648Very nice... now let's see your plats
>>3129648>MLB-finemo in 400 rollsI went full retard, I meant to say I MLBed NN in 400 rolls.
>>3129655Not them but I used to brag about my luck then I got my comeuppance this scenario. Now I'm borderline broke (with no bitches as well).
I am free.
>>3129659Is there a way to zoom out the list?
>>3129665Free of what?
>>3129665you DO it for free.
>>3129671My stable was perma full so i had to go through all my bookmarked umas to clean it up.>>3129672AKSHUALLY i did it for a million SP!
>>3129675>all my bookmarkedYou should bookmark everyone uma that you don't intend to glue tho
>>3129675SP might as well stand for SHIT points
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE260/260 MESSAGEFUCKOFFFUCK OFFWE SHOULD HAVE 10K SLOTS THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>3129680Pokemon fags pay for a "bank" system that's also a scam, but CyJews don't even give you an option260 slots is laughable
>>3129681They should at least give us a retirement home option where you put umas of sentimental value even if you can't run or breed them anymore
>>3129597Someone help this upstanding der/v/ citizen.
>missed the lewd dumpI wanted to post some too.
>>3129678That was the problem. Looping for months produced so many high quality umas that i had to increase my standards of what is allowed to stay and what has to go.
>>3129689Fuck off faggot
>>3129597>>3129688It's hard to say conclusively desu. They are all A finals material though. Have you tested them in rooms?
>>3129692I second this.
>>3129692 But why
>>3129698I third this.
>>3129701I fourth this.
cuteposting>lewdposting
>>3129704I dare you to post something cuter than this Sweepy.
>>3129704Cute dump?
>>3129704I agree with this
>>3129706Doto MOGS Sweepy's moe levels.
>>3129706Brat.
>>3129706
>>3129706Easily
You can't handle the cute!
Should I grab Sturm and Drang on Hishiama? I never know what this skill does but I wonder if it's useful on sprint or just shit. Any Hishiama enjoyers here? She is my only usable End on sprint, is she a bad idea?
This wasn't even a fan run.
>>3129724I've definitely lost to a Hishi running that, don't know how useful it is but I remember hearing it got buffed at one point
>>3129704Consider: cute lewdposting
>>3129706Ruby is pretty cute
>>3129733Consider this
Cuteseki
I found the Helios stripping her sock off that anon posting when asking who is pulling her infinitely more erotic than any of the try hard lewdslop that got dumped if I’m being honest.
>>3129760Care sharing?
>>3129760Tbf that was ill-intentioned shitposting
>>3129597Throw them into Moirai/Haku's sim, though I'm going to guess it's probably C
>>3129621>pullStaple that goes into your deck consistently/most of the time that borrowing would lock you from borrowing the actual niche cards>borrowCards that either have a short lifespan or are good only for very specific situationsAs to judging it, you can do your research on the JP side from recommended decks for CMs and such, or you can trust but verify the guide that I posted earlier, which I'm not going to say is perfect, but I've never seen anyone say is absolute shit. It doesn't extend all the way to modern JP since it was made... at least 6 month if not almost a year ago at this point and JP is ramping up the power creep, but that also means cards don't have a long lifespan so we won't know what's worth pulling for a while ourselves until we can have a retrospective on JP.
>>3129764>>3125475
I can't believe I cannot get Oguri to Sprint A
>>3129778You parents bro???
>>3129776Ah this one. Shame it's an AI slop
>>3129724Activates near the end of the accel zone since the track is so short, so you'll get some value out of it but it's probably a lower priority.
>>3129780I'm getting 9* sparks I'm one away, I'm such a nigger
>>3129765It was but it’s still drawn/genned like that because people like it. Give me shit like the sweat lord artist over that anyday.
>>3129790I'm not going to say you had plenty of time to prepare, but you had plenty of time to prepare.
>>3129795you just said you weren't gonna say that
>>3129544>25k carrats
>>3129795If I could control the sparks I get you'd have a point, but you can't and you don't
>>3129802I do, my aunt works at cygames.
>>3129696Sadly no. It seems like I never have the chance to join when test rooms are actually happening. But yeah, even though I'm struggling to decide, it does feel like any of them would at least be a good choice.>>3129768I've never really known how to use Haku and I've always been too afraid to askC does make sense though. I was initially sort of focused on B for having all the gold skills I wanted, but groundworks and all the extra skills are probably worth missing Speed Star and Head-On now that I think about it.
what if... cards were also limited to 5 borrows a day ?
Who is recruiting next month?
>>3129811Why would you want to make the game even worse?
Are you actually fucking kidding right now? Why is shit like this even allowed to happen after debut?
>>3129810If you've done public rooms you can just find your team on the archtype analysis, and then hit the add button. Add two other strong teams that you think represent the room comps you expect, sim it 500 times, note the average win rate, and then change your Nishino for one of the others and repeat. Moirai is better for this because you can just put all 4 into the same lobby to cosplay the pace blob and then put other umas around them that would give you a representative of what you expect rooms to be, and then sim it 1k times and see which of them is the best.
>>3129821It is deeply troubling that you're using a deck with such low fan gain%.
>>3129821
>>3129825Kitasan, Tachyon, Curren, CB, Sweep and LH. Why the fuck should this happen to me?
>>3129810I'll host a few for you if there's someone else willing to join at this hour. Normal mood, request if you want different.65439577
I am bored, gimme umaganda for an uma that isn't very popular at the moment
I think I might actually be burned out on GL. Not because of runs going poorly or anything, but just because I'm starting to think the scenario might simply be mind-numbingly boring.All the runs just feel like I'm playing glorified Go Fish, and end up blurring together. There isn't the depth of MANT, nor the brainless dopamine of Aoharu and hitting spirit bursts. Meanwhile, GL demands just enough thought that you have to pay attention, but never in a way that actually feels rewarding or stimulating. It's just not engaging.
>>3129829You didn’t win by enough of a distance!
>>3129842The scenario is fucking awful yeah, you have literally no control over anything. It's the biggest slot machine they've added, even MANT gave you more control
>>3129532Today is the day, right? To draw the fortune just before reset I mean?
>>3129852Yes!
>>3129834I have not seen a single person give a fuck about Rhein Kraft. I could also suggest K.S. but she's gotten some posters as of recently.
Wait a minute, i actuvayed the X3 rewards for careers, but is the carat cap from careers raised from 100 to 300?
>>3129875I think so, yes
I really like this image a lot
>>3129834You know what uma I don't hear about much? Kiseki.
>>3129871What do you mean, anon, last thread we had at least three anons expressing their desire to spark her
>>3129879Which one?
>>3129871She's the only uma I'm going to roll in scenario she's in I think. It's uma drought there.
>>3129879>forgot imageNice.>>3129881Just Kiseki.
>>3129849It is a slot machine but it hits the hardest. Nothing like chaining energy lessons + multiple rainbows training one after another on a 50% TE senior year. It's very rare but it hits really hard, other scenarios can't compete in this department.
>>3129871Still can’t believe someone named their daughter Mein Kampf. She’s cute but you get a free one from story so I can wait.
>>3129881Probably not the one that was mentioned both ITT and had an anon buy an expensive figure of recently >>3124372
>>3129885>other scenarios can't compete in this department.Other shit scenarios, sure.
>>3129886>Still can’t believe someone named their daughter Mein KampfIt's was a divine ordainment, they didn't have much of a choice
>>3129882>Thin Miracle>Tap Dance>Transcend>KraftIts not too bad, but U.A.F...boy its not looking good for me during U.A.F
It's kind of a guarantee that all of the release umas get discussed because... well, we have access to them. Everyone loves them.The JP umas are the ones where you find the unpopular umas, since we don't have access to them and it's been a few years since their release overseas.
>>3129885>Nothing like chaining energy lessons + multiple rainbows training one after another on a 50% TE senior yearThis has literally never happened to me, I think I've gotten over 40% TE only ONCE since the scenario dropped
>>3129834I think this newma is cute, personally. Really nice outfit design too
>>3129898I like her hat
>>3129889Does Kiseki even have merch yet?
>>3129834pisa is a very cute beautiful pretty angel it's impossible not to love her
>>3129893Additionally, umas that are closer to release appear in other umas careers. Like, if i played Rickey, and saw how Wonder Acute was wonderfully cute there, i mightve pulled for her as well. Same with Palmer and Helios, i cam see CB career bringing attention to Ace, etc. Etc.Now the problems start when an uma is too far out and cygays dont have the rights, so they use mobma replacements, like Brusquement or picrel
>>3129834Now that I think about it the propaganda that I know and worked for me stopped with Mr. CB. Gentil didn't need a propaganda because her design and character is simply spectacular
>>3129901Yes, but it's stuff like towels and bookmarks. No official figurines yet.Not even sure if the towels or bookmarks are official, though Kyou says the towels are so...
>>3129896That's why when it happens it feels good. Too bad they were all on brick runs, but still felt nice. There was no equivalent on other scenarios.
Do you all have at least 1 piece of merch from your wife?
>>3129914Dude I don't even have 1 piece of merch from any game released after 2012.>>3129834You want unpopular? I'll give you unpopular. Behold! #156 in my own rankings, and an uma with only 194 mentions across ALL /v/ boards! What's her name?
>>3129914She's my daughter, but yes.
>>3129915Its the uhhhh...okay I KNOW she is from Grand Masters, third uma alongside mamalry deficient Speed Symboli and titty monster St.Lite, but I don't know her name, I just know that she is the idol one with medium breasts
>>3129915She is really cute. I know nothing about her but she beat out Still in Love and Sweep Tosho so there's that going for her.I need to look into her more, I kind of jive with her color scheme.>>3129919Here's the answer if you actually want it. Haiseiko195 now,
>>3129914I am waiting for HER
Will we have any more umas with an umaganda like "Come to Tomakomai" or "DUDE WIND LMAO"
>>3129834Sorry but I'm not a special little snowflake desperate for attention because I forced myself to like some literally who uma.
>>3129923Damn she looks good, happy for you breh
>>3129915That's Haiseko right? I know nothing about her other than the fact that she is THE uma idol.
>>3129915>What's her name?I don't know!!
>>3129925Come up with umaganda for the most forgettable uma
>>3129925Neo Universe
>>3129923I have enjoyed the influx of uma figgies lately but I am still waiting for a few specific ones.
>>3129914I have figuarts Rice, a keychain, and a plushie of irl Rice from Kyoto Racetrack
>>3129925Do we want to? I for one really dont want another "CONSIDER" or dude wind or whatever. These get boring fast
For me its Royce AND Royce, I don't know much about her, but I vibe with her and that's enoughShame she is a 2* because that means she probably sucks, but that's life
>>3129934Her hands should be smaller and daintier.
>>3129938She looks like she has educational sex with shotas
>>3129937I would prefer one to be honest. Makes me remember the uma easier rather their name.
>>3129930A Genuine, bonafide whoma!>>3129932It's not really the most forgettable, but Air Messiah is definitely not anywhere near the most memorable either. Kind of a comfy middleground, somewhere in the same ballpark as both Hishis.>>3129938>new two starWHAT!? THEY DO MORE THAN JUST TURBO!?
>>3129942>WHAT!? THEY DO MORE THAN JUST TURBO!?Every anni we get a new one, so we will have 4 more 2* umasTurbo is the last new 1* uma tho
>>3129938What do you mean, all the anni 2*s have been pretty good. Matikanetannhauser has a good unique, Twin Turbo is the designated Rabbit, Ikuno Dictus is the premier statwhale, Biko Pegasus is one of the few viable sprint late surgers, etc etc
>>3129938I like her black tights...
>>3129934Lots of people are buying figgies recently. Are we all finally employed?
>>3129942I don't think Mirako is that forgettable
>>3129942There's 3 Hishis though....
>>3129942How can dude one-on-one lmao and dude chanko lmao be anything short of unforgettable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we7_GkpyWGY
>>3129948Explain Tsuyoshi
>>3129948>Matikanetannhauser has a good uniqueHow come I haven't seen many Muns in CMs then?
>>3129945Oh I misremembered Turbo as a 2*.>>3129951 >>3129953I meant between Akebono and Amazon. Miracle's not out in release so that's why I didn't factor them. My bad.>>3129954I didn't say they were forgettable, just that their popularity fell somewhere around those two.
>>3129950I have MayaCat figgy on reserve.
Reminder that Tsuru was the last thing janny saw before permabanning us from /v/
>>3129958No! Your words are not good enough! Akebono is the most memorable uma! When I look out at the horizon on a clear day, I see her!
>>3129964Alright dude, I'll carry you around on my shoulders for a bit and maybe then you'll see why I don't see her.On a slightly less weird note, I was thinking about the Akebono fanfic and I just don't know where to go with it beyond the initial "wowie, you're tall." I could have them trip over Nishino Flower(I do that with my little cousins often because of how much of a blind spot I have,) but beyond that... I got nothing.
>>3129914NoppersI don't really buy much merch in general, and as far as I can tell my waifuma doesn't get shit to begin withIf she ever gets a plush or a figure or something substantial like that I'd be interested, but until then I will save my money
>>3129965aiieeeeee
>>3129903Sol Lapis my beloved
It was confirmed in the latest scenario that uma don't need men. Uma hate men. Uma are disgusted by men. This game is for yuri audience only.
You already posted this in the other board.
>>3129965>tfw you will never be captured by Mongolian Umazons and be forced into a life of forced fertilization via snusnuBrb, buying some helium and a breathing mask to end it all
That also only works for the goddesses, who have long since shed that power.>>3129965This just makes the Mongolian empire even more horrifying, frankly.
>had a dream about CM finals being bo3 and it was the worst shit ever>also had a dream about explaining RTS to Rice and feeling annoyed because I can't find a video about Kirovs for whatever reasonwhat the fuck
Umas reproducing without men in ancient times is obviously just a myth. Literal mythology. And you believed it.
Why is this ip devoid of heterosexuaI waifus? Don't they want men's money?
>>3129995>you believed in mythologyI did, and youre wrong, may UmaZeus strike you down!
This has to be coordinated.>>3129991Great, now I have Motorized playing in my head. Thanks.I do wonder if Rice Shower would like Frank Klepacki's work. (I don't think my wife Shakur would. I highly doubt it's her style.)
>>3129925we'll always have faggots coming up with unfunny ritualposts wdym
>>3130000Quads of truth. Their time will come, be patient if you want more.
>>3130000Praying for you to be wrong. At least my unpopular wife wont have any, hopefully
We need more fem tore x uma and uma x uma shippings
The flatline was the worst I genuinely don't want to play anymore, I'm not having fun
>Not even going to bother hiding posts. See yall later
>>3129991I went to bed early and had a lot of uma dreams. Unsettling.
>>3130012flatchuds lose again
>>3130010Why are umas so repulsed by male tores?
>>3130012I don't understand. You hated flatlining?
I fucking hate yuriniggers, well they're yuristeins now
>>3130021Male are unpure being unlike female tores.
>>3130012The best you mean? Now you can just play as normal person - collect umas and spend 2 mins a day to collect dailies.
>>3129706My wife and daughter
Rearrange your furniture
>>3130041>the last thing a shota sees before getting raped
>>3130041I'll rearrange your guts
>>3130049This is why no one likes dumb falco
>>3130041My bed and desk are literally bolted to the floor and cannot be moved, what do I even do faggot?
>>3130041I should. My cat died today so I need to put her stuff away.
>>3130058If that's true I'm sorry to hear it, my condolences.
>>3130026not that anon, but coming back after 5 days of relax just to be raped by rng is not the best experience
I have not gotten a single 3* from my free rolls. I'm gonna fucking flatline permanently at this rate.
>>3130069>the raped
>Finally scrabbled together a dogshit parent good enough for me to give up and settle on so now I have to actually play GL again
>>3129949I really like her outfit as a whole.
>>3130049it's crazy that falcon said this in rickey's career I didn't know it was that kind of game
Is oy neigh recruitng next month
>>3130091Ask again tomorrow
>>3130091We don't recruit peasants like (you)!
>>3130069>roll for Hokko>wow, look at all these new girls and I got Hokko pretty easily>free rolls>nothingInstructions clear: I’m going to Tomakomai
>>3130091There are other clubs
>>3130096Not A+ ones
Why doesn't she show up at summer camp in a swimsuit anyway?
>>3130098Have you tried being A HERO?
>>3130102This is the 2nd highest rated club here right? I'm not getting 1.1 BILLION fans
>>3130106Don't take it the wrong way, but our clubs are more casual here, so if you want to join a club based purely on their rank, you are better off asking in /uma/
>>3130101She's not actively trying to seduce you you know
>>3130106Unironically join /uma/'s lower A+ clubs.
>>3130112I think she should
>>3130110>>3130113Why would I join an /uma/ club instead of Oy neigh wtf
>>3130116Because they don't have slots
>>3130116Oy Neigh isn't guaranteed to have openings and its first come first serve, I believeSo yeah, just offering alternatives if you aren't into A or below clubs
>>3130091Danchou here. Ignore the shitposting niggers.One of our newest anons joined us temporarily and will be heading back to his original club next month, so yeah, we'll have an opening.
>>3130122My danchou would not use the n-word like that...
>>3130098These clubs are comfier and none of them have quotas. It's honestly kind of disrespectful to come here and start demanding a specific club for a rank
>>3130116Not to beat up a dead horse but I really think we need a 2nd A+ club. Meta's becoming worse from here on, and a lot of anons are getting desperate for gibs.
>>3130128How do you do that without killing other clubs and stablishing cancerous quotas? Come on, we are all waiting to hear your masterplan
>>3130126Is everyone here autistic or something? I'm not demanding an A+ club I'm asking if your A+ club will have slots open.
REAL Oy Neigh danchou here. We'll be kicking players with 9 or less plats next month.
>>3130128When the 2nd highest rank club needs 1.1bil fans to hit A+?lollmao even
>>3130129I'm sorry for the clubs that'll suffer, but at worst some will drop to B+, and most will stay in A. I don't think it will change much. Joining an A+ club is voluntary anyway; you're not forcing others to join an A+ club if they don't want to.Meta won't adapt for us, and those who want to step up will step up or either leave for a club outside of here.
Have you tried grinding fans more?
>seanig hours>muh club rank talk againi hate poors
>>3130137I love my wife Palmer so much
>>3130135Oy Neigh is barely holding on to A+ and every other club is closer to dropping to B+ than to A+. Clubs never recovered after MANT and never will
Short lunch break jigger to doge club drama.https://jiggie.fun/vjllDL
>>3130130>Is everyone here autistic or something?Yes>I'm asking if your A+ club will have slots open.if what >>3130122 says is true then yes, apologies
>>3130130well, like their danchou said, they'll have an open slot next month. alternatively if they get full quickly there's /v/ma who will probably push for A+ and /v/mapyoi who are often close to A+
>>3130136I'm doing my part by bringing in 14mil fans each day, but I don't know how there are neighas out there doing 25+mils fans daily. I'm tired boss.
>>3130128literally all the clubs have like 6 to 7 dudes who do all the work, just have them all split and join a new one and they'll be A+ with nary a change as far as effort is concerned
how did new scenario spawn a billion FAGGOTS, it's all over mant's uma x uma scenario events again
>>3130151If you're not botting you're not trying hard enough
how important is Helios for frontfags
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAI CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGDO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY??HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
it is taking so damn long to get a usable cheer halo parent for CM22I can't even get mile pinks, let alone usable whitesAnd THEN I have to make my other parent too
>>3130122Why did that /vg/ fag join a club here anyway?
Today is the last day of rolls right?
>>3130171Yes
>>3130165She's a really good mile (non-runaway) front, but she doesn't seem busted like camping taiki or anything. I'm sure she'll shine more once runaways become more viable, but most JP anons we've talked to said that she'll eventually become a pace chaser
>>3130165She's like Taiki but for front
>>3130165(((People))) say she's an absolute Mile demon, so you get one of the 4 distances covered with her. With Bobo/Fujin also being very good at Miles, fronts should have a relatively nice time in that distance.
>>3130165she's a mileslopper and mileslops are filler
>>3130177Bobo is dead in 2 months
Real semen demon more like
>>3130180Falco was dead on arrival
>>3130170He left because of drama with his /vg/ danchou. That's all I know about it and all I care to know
>>3130172Fuck. Time to Spark I guess
>>3130186You'll get Dia don't worry.
>Smalcon, Maruzensky, Fujin and Suzuka are called Runaway Sisters>Only one of them is a Runaway???
the event is almost overtime to read it all at once before I forget about it
>>3129681they also payed for a "home" system that nintendo decided to just up a delete.emulationchads keep winning. i can keep all my pokemon and may hard drive and inject them into future games with pkhex
every day I come here at this hour you're having the exact sane discussion, picrel truly is an eternal piece of OC
>>3130187I already have Dia
>>3130190I liked this event, I usually don't bother reading them but i read through all of this one because Kita and Dia are hot especially the loli versions
>>3130192cute machan
>>3130192If it's the exact same hour don't you think it is caused by the same people? (Not us)
>>3130194Well then why are you complaining?
they're doing this to me next month
>>3130192>forgot to include the picture in question
>>3130192I just know it's the mspaint pic of clubshittery
>>3130192
>>3130189You wanna know why they’re really called the Runaway Sisters? Because you’re gonna wanna run away once you see their faces!
>>3130209I would never runaway from Maruzensky
I'm I just realized I have to figure out the second half of my parent equation for CM22for paces it's el and nishino againfor backliners, it's cheer halo and... who? Oguri? Special Week? I'm running Inari One.
>>3130209I would never runaway from Silence Suzuka.
>>3130201Need Kitasan
>>3130168OK I WILL TELL YOU WHY I'M LAUGHINGHAHAHAHHAHAI'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I GOT 6-8 CARD EVENTS FROM RANDOM BULLSHIT OUTSIDE MY DECK BUT THEN NONE OF MY CHAINS FINISHED AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHANOT A SINGLE ONE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3130219
>>3130215Ryan/HCreek for accel, Brian for potential carryover, or Rudolf/Oguri for late-race velocity
>>3130209Claimin Fujin
did they implement some new kind of shadowban that makes it so you can't upload images? this is bad
>>3130227Bruh you just uploaded an image
>>3130227huh, no, seems like it was only that one image, how odd
>>3130221mr cb is scared of black people
>>3130220megane sexo
>>3129980>confirmed>literally nobody twatter post
>samefagging because nobody replied to you
>>3129999I figured Klepacki's stuff would be right up Shakur's alley, she seems like she's into all that electronic/techno/industrial stuff
>>3130221hah that is pretty funny
>>3130221Many such cases. Sad!!
>>3130224Oh right I totally forgot this is a Ryan track. Let's see here, between spurt, halo, and leap forward, that's already a .6. Gambling for a Ryan would put me at .8 and I don't know how much more accel I would realistically need. If I wanted to be really cheeky I could gamble on this being another pace heavy CM and run as a late surger Inari if I get a good LS spark before a good mile spark, that lets me run OYL and gives me a .8 with halo, OYL and leap forward. Think the extra .2 would really make my day? Or would I rather take a Brian for the carryover?
>>3130250Next CM seems like a coin flip in terms of room comp overall. The biggest metafags will run fronts, the copers without Rickey/Falco will run End, maybe a few stragglers will run pace because of their fancy new pace dirter.
>>3130250I'd prefer an extra velocity inherit with ends specifically
>>3130277pace will be the f2p cope for people who don't have dirtoid fronts
Another 1.2M fans to my danchou!
>>3130299
>look for a brian with a late surger spark>see an extremely cracked one with every possible spark I could ever ask for>snatch it immediately>plug it in>he replaced it with a mediocre kita blanco that does absolutely NOTHING for me>to add to the mockery, the brian he had is used as a parent for the kita
>>3130292I’m not completely sure about that. I mean, yeah there’s Taiki. Besides that, there’s the fatso but she can be a late or an end which would be better. El’s ass is not hitting 1st or 2nd to hit her unique as a pace.
>>3130250>>3130277>>3130310I have Rickey but I am too shit to build Fronts, what do I do?
>>3130315build her as a pace
>>3130315Build her as pace
>>3130315You need to have like 3 mlb front cards first, then a lineage of whites and greens
>>3130315You can build her as a Pace if you want to run herit's not going to be that much easier but at least you don't need prudent positioning combo or run that brick of a bourbon card
>>3130315Mutate her as late, and use Maverick as a green
Reject, fuck, marry?
>>3130328Reject Donna, fuck Creek, marry Maru
>>3130328kill OP, rape >>3130328, stone >>3129614to death
>First support event of the runI should just glue this already
>>3130315Me too so I'm probably going triple paceOne of them is bound to hit something
>>3130328Reject Creekfuck Marumarry Donna
>>3130328fuck zensky, marry creek, kill donna
>>3130336>-5 energy, +25 statsIt's a good deal gwo
>>3130328Go back to /vg/ coombrain
>>3130328I have to do an OC mocking these posts like with clubfags and ritualnigs
>>3130342I'll remember that when CB misses her last event
>>3130346 >>3130335 >>3129980marry kill fuck
What does Breakn' Out do?
Maruzelensky
>>3130362if daring strike is so good why does noone make daring strike 2 type shit
>>3130328>>>/vg/
My wit cards simply refuse to be on wit.
How much stamina for next CM?
Homos will really tell you >>3130218 is more attractive than >>3130201
>>3130375600-650
I just finished my 750th career! Playing since launch, is that too little?
>>3129626She's a great pacer too though bwo
>This is the dedicated JP artist that Hokko gets
>>3130378neigha does less than 2 borrows a day
>>3130385Finished, may he glued a lot.of themBeen told its a common occurance here, don't do I often, personally
>>3130378>since launchflatGOD...
>>3130385>>3130391Is it really that bad...? Maybe that's why I'm a platlet
>>3130336I knew I should've glued
>>3130390why would you glue a career before affinity rework was done
>>3130378Definitely on the lower side but yknow, marathon not a sprint and all that
>>3130400Jesus Christ, how can you guys play so much? This game fucking sucks
>>3130402stop playing?
>>3130378Huh, no idea I played that much >>3130402unironic autismI genuinely like the shitty rng gameplay for whatever reason
>>3130402honestly it's been a lot more fun after auto imo
>>3130402Independent training definitely helps inflate the number by quite a bitaside from that, probably something undiagnosed if I were to hazard a guess?
>>3130309this is even more vexing the more I think of itMY DUDEI NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THE TOKYO DIRT 1600M AND POINT TO ME WHERE THE 600M REMAINING LATE RACE CORNER ISWHY THE FUCK IS THIS YOUR BORROWWHY ARE YOU MAKING A KITA BLANCO PARENTHER UNIQUE SKILL LITERALLY DOES NOT PROC ON THIS COURSE SO WHY DID YOU REPLACE THE BORROW I NEEDED
>>3130380>This is the dedicated JP artist that Hokko deservesfixed
>>3130412If he's got his discord handle on his profile like a lot of the loopers do, you could try asking him to change the parent thereotherwise, rip, had that happen to me a few times and it really fucking blows
maybe 3 plats is the limit
>>3130400>>3130405I will never be a first rate, this is why I'm a platlet. I deserve it
>>3130417You could always just be luckier and knock out all parents and aces in once run haha...
>>3130202-ACK!
Is it me or is Agnes Digital really hard to get good stats on?
>>3130428yeah that growth spread is like having 0% on everything
IT'S TIME TO PULL THE FORTUNEWITNESS ME SHIRAOKI MAKE ME LUCKYHAPPY NEW YEAR BROS
OH NO NO NO NO
Can someone spoonfeed me a deck to use for looping greens for a Rickey parent
>>3130328kill yourself
>>3130328Fuck, I don't know. Probably Reject Donna, Fuck Maruzen and Marry Creek.
Dancho will spill blood
>Start new run>One single support card on a single training first turn>Glue runThat's a new record
>>3130328Fuck Donna, Marry Maru, Reject Creek,
>>3130457When that happens I just open up with a recreation and pray for a karaoke/train wityou may be tilted
>>3130453Fuck off
>>3130446Open wide
>>3130328reject Creek, fuck Maru, marry Donna
>>3130459Nah, all my runs have been bad today I know the game is in a fuck me mode so I wont give it the chance. I just glued my last borrow for the day when me entire pre-debut only had one single training have two supports on it.
>>3130462I assume the restraint sparks are coming entirely from the parents if you’re not running Sweepy?
>>3130430What is your ideal deck?I am running 2-2-1 and I don't think it is working
What's are the best styles going to be for the dirt cm? I'm assuming it's going to be front>end>pace>late outside of the chinese uma?
>>3130473Yep, similar to CM14 but with different umas
>>3130462Doesn't this deck have like, one green skill and it's the guaranteed* savvy from light hello?
>>3130473Front is like Falcon and Maru only no?
I love uma masume toohttps://x.com/wp3qhjwap/status/2115783593570242657
Would you a Golshi?
>>3130471NTA but you pretty much have to run a 3-2 deck for Digitan and max out on stam sparks for cm22. If you’re running her as an end Shakur is an option. Alternatively you can mix power and stam sparks and try to hit some stam trainings in summer
We did it /bee/ma
>>3130479Rickey. Taiki is also a choice if you're running triple fronts. There'll be insane people who are mutating a Dirt Suzuka as well.>>3130473I think Ends and Fronts are on the same strength but it should be way easier to make an end.
>>3130479Rickey and mutated Bobo would work
>>3130471Yeah 2 speed isn't enough
>>3130480Holy shit that statue is great
>>3130487>>3130488He mentioned outside of the chinese uma
>>3130482gladly
>>3130480Imagine the aura loss if yanko jobs, surely sovereignity won’t squash him right
>>3130490>>3130483Drop Ruby for Wit?Damn I need to remake my sparks then I guess.
Delusional incels that no woman would touch with a ten-foot pole think that uma somehow would like them over a cute femtore or their uma crush LMAOOOAll incels should leave the fandom for good
>>3130497Or cope with one WitOn the bright side we won't have to run 2 speed cards after this scenario
REMEMBER TO USE YOUR FORTUNE NOW
>>3130480Imagine having a 1:1 uma fig of your wife
>>3130471>>3130428Just don't fall for the Rubrick meme and you'll be fine. About 7+ stam sparks should be enough.
>couldn't be bothered to make a 3rd ace>just made a debuffer insteadhai hai~
>>3130473Honestly I’m banking on late being slightly better than pace but I could be crazy. I trust Late Nishino a bit more than Pace in a room filled with fronts at least.
>>3130508>forgot pic award
bourbongpt how do I open the strait of hormaz before the midterms
>>3130510Hope you choke on a gigantic cock
>>3130479Pasa is free.
>>3130520>Front E>Dirt B>no Mile potentials>no Front potentialseh can't be bothered
>>3130520>10* Front>1* Dirt>On top of Mile sparksEw
Feeling like baking a Maru for the dirt CM what inherits should i use for Fronts outside of Seiun for the next CM?
>>3130436Hello fortune seller. I am going to roll the gacha, and I want your strongest fortune.
>>3130532El
>>3130532I've always been fond of Fuji's inherit for fronts. 0.25 that activates from 1st is no joke. Since they fixed the condition to be more consistent I rank it very highly
>>3130510Same. The last sprintsloppa taught me that being a wholesome three ace gamer is a waste of time in the casino.
>>3130533What's the luck in this post?
Yup yup, looking good!
>>3130539Last sprintsloppa already has 564slop as a thing and it didn't do much.
>>3130510The only uma that consistenly rapes me is Cheer Halo. As long as I dodge her in the finals it's all a big gooomble
>>3130504Nyo.....
I'm scared of Ardan and cHalo, everything else I can handle
I'm gonna miss it..
1 MINUTEUSE YOUR FORTUNE
>/v/ma sings - Ms. VICTORIA>ResourcesStarter pack with song, instrumental, lyrics can be found therehttps://files.catbox.moe/69ibz8.zip>SubmissionSend your vocal tracks by mail to [email protected]or upload it somewhere like catbox and post it here if you are brave enoughAdvice and more detailed guidelines in the starter packI should write a confirmation that I received your submission soon after>BonusPlease tell me your oshi and /v/ club if you're in oneMaybe I'll do something with it on the video, or group you with your clubmates (maybe, no promise)>DeadlineNo deadline, let's take our time>Why not XYZ instead?Ms. VICTORIA was voted months ago by other anons. Umapyoi Densetsu was close. Maybe next time?We're doing Full version so anons can hear themselves more (it's important to me as a mixer), but you can sing and send Game ver. if you prefer. You won't be penalized or judged because of that.
>Fortune stolen
how did you guys keep the fortune thing? it happened as soon as I logged in when it first dropped
>>3130565You could just not pull it and sit on it
FUCK
100 rolls of nothing. Cygames might as well just give the clovers directly to make it fair. Fuck this shit.
Good thing I flatlined!
>doto is not allowed to appear on the crowdfunding.Ah man... I expected a truckload of new Doto pics. Every time I open twitter its so good that there is always a new Doto pic.
Burn Cygames to the fucking ground. These rates need to be changed
>>3130557I think we're getting another half TP + double reward when urara+rice banner drops
>>3130563My family is going on a trip and I was left to guard the fortI will deliver the most sovlful performance I can muster
>>3130580Yeah, I wasn't aware of the whole holding your fortune thing at the time sadly. Oh well I'll continue fan farming for danchou since I still don't have my Mile parent anyway.
ohnononono....flatlinesissies....
I seriously need to murder somebody
>2nd Rickey luckshitIt's a sign! From my furniture, to me.
I hate gachas so fucking much I can't stand gachas these games are literally designed by satanic jewish pedophiles. Why the fuck did I ever get psyoped into playing this fucking garbage, gachas are the worst thing ever created. Worse than EA, worse than literally anything else in the history of humanity, you are all subhumans for enjoying gachashits and so am I for ever thinking this trash was worth installing. Millions must die
>no Dia in 60 free rollsNOOOO I SHOULD HAVE FLATLINED
What am i in for?
>>3130595Many are saying this
TIME FOR THE FINAL STANDINGS>Did you flatline?>What did you pull?>Are you happy?I didn't flatlineSupport card pulls got me a Seeking The Pearl Speed and my Seiun Sky Wit to MLB, trainee pulls got me a Halloween Digitan and a NY Opera O dupePretty happy, Kita White would've been nice but I can selector for her if I'm desperate
>>3130600YesDia (sparked Kita)No...
>>3130600Kill yourself
>>3130600YeahKitasan White and Halloween DotoFuck yeah.
>>3130606Kill yourself
i should have flatlined...
>>3130600NOThrone, Marvelous guts SSR, Sweepy wit SSR, Curren wit SSR; Rudolf dupe #2348675283746
>>3130600>Did you flatline?hai hai~>What did you pull?NY Kita, NY Dia, Base Dia, Base Maru>Are you happy?yeah because I flatlined
>>3130600Yes1 Kita, 3 Dias, two new charactersYeah I guess I liked the break more than anything
>>3130600YesNothing. And I know that if I continue to roll another 100, I'll get nothing. No. I hate this fucking game. I will never roll good. I will always need 1k rolls to MLB a card. And I will never win CMs. Fuck.
Holy shit. I actually managed to not get anything this whole free 100 pulls. I feel so burned out by this game's gacha and I've literally sparked every goddamn time I tried aiming for an uma
CYGAMES COMING IN CLUTCH ON THE LAST DAY
I didn't get any umas but i could buy an extra pink ticket with all the clovers i got!
>>3130600YesDia (first tenner), M4chan, Rickey, Kita (spark)No because despite this result I'm gonna get friend taxed over at JP
>>3130598slop
>>3130600>Did you flatline?I would never.>What did you pull?NY Kita.>Are you happy?Hell yeah, my pull plans are looking good!
>>3130223I got Kitasan on my last set of free rolls. Thanks for blessing me.
>>3130600>Did you flatline?Absolutely>What did you pull?Kawakami, Dia NY and had to add 20 additional pulls to get Kita>Are you happy?Yes, I got a good rest not thinking about the game and played other things, watched some series, etc. But I'm sad they don't do this anymore
>>3130614Kill yourself>>3130616Kill yourself>>3130620Kill yourself you fucking subhuman
>>3130600NoNothing of worth. Zero 3*s or SSRsNot really. I wish I'd at least gotten a new 3* spook or something; it's been fucking ages since I got any off-banner umas I didn't already own. I'm seriously contemplating just rolling on one of the current uma banners
>>3130600No.Both Kitasan (Free) and Dia (Scam banner)Yes.
>>3130600NoNY KitaI would've preferred Dia since I already have OG Kita, but I'm not complaining
>>3130600I got three copies of NY Kitasan Black for whatever reason. I don't even like fronts.
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?Grass and Turbo SSRs...at LB0>Are you happy?I managed to pull Hokko with a single cheeky tenner, so I can only be so upset
What's the point of planning pulls if even umas take me to spark? You retarded mongoloids always say that "you will get one of them without a spark so you won't spend as much" you are all part of the problem and need to be impaled
Hello everyoneDer/v/ has scheduled 3 whole beheadings for the upcoming days. As a result, the club will have 3 open slots for anyone to join next month.
fuck my stupid chud life
>>3130642Any chances of aiming for A+?
>>3130600NoNoneI'm permanently quitting Never in my life I have felt so unappreciated from a gacha game.
>>31306423? That's way too much we'll go down to B+, especially if they are whl I think they are
I GOT SPOOKED BY MUH WINDS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>3130645lmao you're funny anon
>>3130600>>Did you flatline?No!>>What did you pull?Dia and Kita x2!>>Are you happy?YES
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?MLB'd Neicha, rainbow cleat Finemo from banner pulls. Kita white in first 10 pulls>Are you happy?Didn't have a spent a single carat for kita so I'm happy. But I was planning to spark the kita banner so I could grab Dia as well, but eh I'm good
>>3130640>surely I will beat the odds and get both of them if I spark one
>>3130652Get in a bathtub and put all electronics inside and kill yourself
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?Maru SSR from the card pulls, then got NY Kita and NY Dia together in the same free tenner>Are you happy?Yes!
>>3130600My luck was so good that if it didn't happen to me I would think I was lyingNo flatline20 carat rolls + 50 free rolls on Kita Dia, got 2 Kitas, 1 Dia, 1 Acute luckshit, and a Rickey dupe. 60 rolls on Tarumae, got Tarumae and a Shakur luckshit1 Scamcha roll got me Festa and PalmerAlso managed to farm Digitan through daily racesTotal: 8 new umas, 1 dupe. Cost: 1500 paid carats and 12000 free carats. Overall: Wasted all my yearly luck. I'm fucking dying of an accident soon. Wish me luck bros
>>3130646How long have you been playing?
Cygames is the worst fucking gacha company of all time and I wish the Chinese would nuke them and steal all their properties including this one
HOLY SHIT
I'm suddenly reminded me why I quit playing gacha games in the first place
>>3130661Since fucking global release
FLATLINER CHADS WON!
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?0LB Stam Spe>Are you happy?Not really, but it's whatever. Free pulls are just freebies
>>3130664YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSENTERI WAS SO MAD I DIDN'T PULL FOR HER
Is Halloween Digitan useful for anything? Just got her from today's tenner, might put her on my Team Trials squad
>>3130647that's what you said last time and nothing happened. We'll be fine.>>3130645we only ever pushed for A+ when clubposting was funny, but care not for the life-changing amount of 3 extra single pulls
>>3130600Didn't flatline.Had to pity for Kitasan.The three-stars I got spooked by were a literal humiliation ritual (cleric Grass, the Digital alt that's worse than the original, and fucking Yeppers).Maybe gacha games are categorically bad after all.
>>3130664>>3130670WRONG BITCH BUT A DOUBLE IS A DOUBLE
>>3130648Just ignore literally everything she says that mentions wind.She's very good both this CM and the next.
>>3130666Surely this isn't your first rodeo with free pulls right? This shit happens in all gacha games
>>3130600No.Several Kitas.No, I just wanted Dia. I can and will spark her but I'll be mad about it.
>>3130600>>Did you flatline?No>>What did you pull?0 SSR 0 3* umas from free rolls, but 102 total on umas was enough for both Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond (+Taishin dupe)>>Are you happy?yes
>>3130646you are not entitled to getting new trainees
>>3130670>>3130676If you don't kill yourself right now I'll kill you myself
>>3130600NoNo card SSRs, but I got Yeppers, Paizuri Pasa, Spooky Doto and >>3130664 >>3130670 >>3130676 from my 50 uma pulls.Looking good, as long as kitasan comes home within a reasonable timeframe
>>3130678In all of my gacha games with free pulls I've at least always get SSRs or banner ones, and I rarely had to pity, but in this game I've sparked for around 7 to 8 times already, and this isn't the first free pulls from this game that I've gotten nothing.It's so fucking tiring playing this game.
Bit of a shame I won't be able to get these stars but eh, her time is past anyways
>>3130646>Never in my life I have felt so unappreciated from a gacha game.
>>3130668No I fucking didn't grab a gun put it in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>3130677good as in better than thos who don't have innate aptitudes? kek
TOTAL CRAB DEATH
So many people need to be killed it's not even funny
>>3130648She has a really sweet career.
>>3130646Umas hate this trainer
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?One SSR Sweepy copy and uuuhh, one Helios Power? 0 Trainees in 60 rolls>Are you happy?Eh, more statues to offer up to my Oshi when she comes, at least I have the Sweepy card for loopan
If your gacha system is so fucking dogshit that it makes people quit you've failed as a business
what do I do with 3 dias
>>3130704you've just described EVERY gacha
>>3130704anon yells at cloud as the gacha industry keeps making record breaking profits and ruining video games
>>3130692I mean mutation from Dirt D is very possible. I did it for Maya in the Medium dirt since she has Turf D instead. All you need really is your borrowWell you are not obligated to run her lel, all I'm saying is that she's a strong horse for the current CM and the next. Not an useless pick at all.
>2 days leftFuck that's way too long
>>3130677>just ignore her entire gimmickShould I just close my eyes for her entire career
>>3130704Oh no 1 person out of 10000000000 quitted
>>3130705sashimi
>>3130688Why is Biwa missing?
>>3130704A gacha where nothing's at stake and you don't feel the rush when gambling isn't worth it
>>3130713Use your eyes but look at something that isn't the textbox. You know what I mean.
>>3130600>Did you flatline?Nope.>What did you pull?Got a wit Sweep and a NYDia out of it.>Are you happy?Yeah. I'll get Kitasan through a selector later if I want her.
how do we prevent the carcinization issue? Queen Oguri keeps turning everyone into crabs and then eating them
>>3130704>Free rolls>Get nothing but also lose nothingAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I AM KILLING MYSELF
>>3130714You wish Uma had that many players, it's bleeding players constantly because they are an awful AWFUL company that does everything in its power to make players quit. It's the first gacha company with this model, you do not see this anywhere else, the game has thousands of issues that make players quit, the gacha rates are the absolute worst, they bring the exact same problems JP had here for no reason. Their entire business model is centered around annoying players until they quit, the player numbers are tanking and they don't care
>>3130721By ignoring the retards
>>3130685LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO6X SSRS IN 80 PULLSI'M OFF TO HAVE A CELEBRATORY WANK, SEE YOU LATER LADS
What the hell does this mean? Why do they need to couch it in this arcane demonic language?!
>>3130721Find an ecological niche to adapt to that isn't being an opportunistic scavenger in a marine environment
>>3130723every your statement is straight up wrong btw
Everyone who got Kita will have to spark and whale for Ramonu. I decree it so.
>>3130731You can't even type in English you fucking subhuman ESL
>>3130723>the gacha rates are the absolute worstlol
>>3130723I hate to bring this shitty fucking steam charts image here but your envy-fueled rant is literally just a fantasy that you conjured after getting nothing in 100 free rolls.
>>3130736>in Englishoh sorryevery your statement is gay up wrong btw
>>3130740Is there one that separated global vs JP?
>>3130723cygames invented gachas dude they know what they're doing, you sound like a 2020bab
>>3130726300m remainingyou're 2nd to 4th placeyour physical distance compared to 1st placedirt
>>3130106>rank 712>212 spots from 500 (A+)>288 spots from 1000 (B+)>1.1B fans to A+>327M fans to B+the fact that A is so top-heavy is crazy
>>3130723>It's the first gacha company with this modelkek
>>3130600SSR seiun stamina Wedding CurrenCurren is cute at least...
>>3130747Its Class 5-Class 6 all over again...
>the thread where flatliners got completely BTFO
>Feeling extremely tempted to roll on something>Look at upcoming umas>There's an absolutely demonic string of banners starting with the 2nd anniversary where there are like 7 umas I'm interested in (to varying degrees) releasing in a span of only about 2 monthsOkay okay never mind I'll keep saving. No Dia or Tarumae titties for me
>>3130740>JP statsI was referring to Global, Global is dying and bleeding players like crazy because we are not subhuman cattle like Japanese "people". You can see this in CM and everywhere else, only whales remain, even with the game dying they refuse to triple our carats and gibs to make up for the horrendous schedule they've forced us into, they need to die. They won't even learn their lesson after Global EoS
EOS for sure next week anons, this time it'll be real!
>>3130757As if the "people" that did 50 pulls got anything better
>>3130760We're actually going to hop on 2x schedule accel from the 2nd anni onwards according to datamines
>>3130758Come on, it can't be that bad, how many umas from the next scenario would you even want?
>>3130723least delusional crab
>>3130766Stop responding to the bot, retard
I'm gonna have to go back to spam gacha threads on /v/ with gore and derailments because I genuinely forgot how much I hated these inhuman pieces of shit
>>3130747Not a SEAnig club bitcher but the fact that it's known to Cygames that every single top club is nothing but botters and yet they don't do a single thing about it is frustrating. It's what's causing the club rank inflation.
>>3130580urara/rice banner isn't for a while, that's like november 4th (CM finals registration)? speaking of that banner, would i expect to see any quick-built helios?
don't come to the cm tomorrow
>Dia came in the last 10 pullsSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!
>>3130769Whut. But why?
I'm quitting, fuck gachas
>>3130783Global doesn't do as much revenue as jp so they want to squeeze us dry o algo
>>3130778So that means people who delayed their triple reward fortune thing won't get overlapped with the double reward then >>3130585
I'm starting, wuv gachas
feels so good to be a gacha luckchad
>>3130783so that we can have win variation sooner :)
>>3130642as keiba anon, i'm debating actually joining so that (almost) every fun race will be under der/v/
>>3130769Oh thank God, I had ENOUGH with waiting for them
>>3130723you have to be over 18 to post kid
>>3130770>Windy>CB (and Turbo)>Rubert>Kris S>The ballroom alts because I don't have either of their base versions and deeply regret skipping Chiyo>Ayy lmao>Hishi Miracle>GimletIt's that bad, I assure youI'm not planning to roll for ALL of them because I need to maintain some savings for cards, but it's gonna be pretty rough having to decide who to prioritize
>>3130787>o algoCan a zoomer explain to me what this means and why it's popping up everywhere?
Okay but what's the big deal with Kitasan White?Never got that
>anon crashing out because he didn't get what he wanted in his gibsBro, your ass doesn't play draft. You get a selector before the next CM she is good for anyway. Sometimes you don't hit at all and sometimes you hit a double or triple in your 10 pull.
>>3130792do it, it'll be funny
>>3130800it's etc but hip and groovy
>>3130769Oh is that why December is looking like a bloodbath?
>>3130800means "or something" in spanish
>>3130800it's /int/ babble
>>3130803Been playing since the start and I've never even gotten a double
Another career I'll never do. I don't like Umas that attract secondaries like she does.
>>3130803>draftschizo
>>3130769Source? That means they'll have to revamp daily carat gains again then.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hg7cN-gp804my 3rd wife is so beautiful with long hair
>>3130780Hmmm I could be wrong but this image seems be have been doctored
>>3130792Just keep in mind the pedophilia is optional but a desire to take over the world is mandatory.
>>3130798>It's that bad, I assure youI know, anon, I am copingWindy...Miracle...Gimlet...Wedding Amazon...Sunday...Gold Ship forma de sexo...Miracle again...
>>3130803>draftniggerKill yourself
>>3130813Are your oshis Yeppers and Pearl? o algo
>>3130800I don't like it because it sounds like it's aping the O MY [PLOT DEVICE] meme
>>3130813secondaries can't spend hours reading a career, she's the anti secondaries uma
>>3130820>Just keep in mind the pedophilia is optionalThis is a fake der/v/ member, please do not believe this anon
>>3130788yea, i think that was gaslight
>>3130803>sometimes you hit a double or triple in your 10 pullThis has literally never happened to me, I am missing over 60% of the cast but I keep getting garbage and dupes
>>3130770For me, it’s:>Kris S>Neo Uni>Mirako>Gimlet>Marvey>Ace>Summer Tachyon>maybe Halloween Kris
>lost last cm>0ssr total in free pullsi should just quit
>>3130812Skill issue.Also use your selector like I will have to and stop bitching.
>>3130832Tips on increasing my gacha luck skill?
>>3130832Get cancer and aids
>>3130834shit upside down just like Rickey
I don't even like Kitasan I need her because she is meta, meta units should be free in free pulls, give 200 free pulls
>>3130826remember this from the day of the flatlining
I FLATLINED FOR A DUPE
>>3130800There was that latinx amerimutt meme AI edit which said o algo which means or something. It became bigger when someone said basic human decency, so they mocked him by making AI saying you need basic human empathy o algo.
>>3130849>I don't even like Kitasan I need her because she is metaThe absolute worst reason to roll an uma. I rolled the xog and to this day I regret it and wished I had rolled Chiyo chan instead.
looking more and more like fags larpin like they flatlined to sound funny
>>3130858I don't care, I need meta umas. I will always pull for meta
>>3130598Very for (you) career with some deep feels moments
The pulls made me so fucking angry that I might faint, I'm working now and I feel lightheaded
>>3130866Lying is bad, anon
You fags need help if you get worked up over this much
>>3130792you'll be welcomed in
>>3130872I've played Fuji's career more than anyone in this thread
>>3130598an uma with strong potential but suddenly has confidence issues in late classic / early senior and then with your help grows out of it and wins ura finale
>flatlined (+5 tenners) for literally nothing award
>nothing for the first 40 uma freebies>fancy door on the last tennerNeat. Also does anyone else look down at the shoes when looking at the gates? I like how you can tell who it is before it opens by checking the details.
Didn't flatline Got 3 Kitas and TO Opera
>>3130882would be dumb to not throw another 5
>>3130862The meta play is save for cards and ise a selector You are just retarded
>>3130875These abysmal gacha rates absolutely warrant it
Flatliners unironically lost
>>3130803I am >>3130646 and that's not even me. At least someone's melting down for me.
>>3130858I rolled Nishino to have a pace parent and I sorta regret it because playing with her made me think she’s sexy as hell, not even joking.
>>3130803I want to crash out too but I'm just tired at this point. 100 rolls and nothing.
I would like to do an actual cheeky tenner but ramonu is soon and I only have 41k.
>>3130888You are the fucking retard, you know jack shit
>>3130887My stash is a bit low, I just went under 30k, I really shouldn't even have pulled beyond gibs but this is how I like to torture myself.
>>3130894everyone gets eventually lolipilled
>>3130766Ackshually
>>3130894She has amazing legs I said it too when I rolled for her.Just get yourself a small bobcut wife I guess
>>3130900nishino is doing the reverse to me because she chokes finals every time I use her
>>3130818Weird, she looks like that in my game.
If I don't have Kita or 1LB Maru, should I use Welfare Shakur or SR Curren as my second speed card for Sweepy together with my Tachyon+Borrow Rubrick?I just got a run that exploded in finale because of 0 raibows, so Curren's 65 vs 50 priority is looking juicy. Sprint Corners to actually have some midrace isn't that bad too.
>>3130766
>just get a wife vro
>>3130870I had to exit the office and walk around for fresh air, I genuinely don't feel well should I go to the hospital?
>>3130911you're just looking at it the wrong way, this should make you want to rape her
I had to use 10 tickets but got Kita
>>3130900>>3130894the der/v/ propaganda...
>>3130894It's only normal to find Nishino Flower sexy
>>3130792Do it man, it would be so funny
>I have five trillion carrats and its not enough for RamonuYour gems? Literally just get lucky once during free pulls, spark second one and use your gems, idiotI have 25k carrats and I have little fear
>>3130922It's a paraphilia actually. Quite literally the opposite of normal.
>two Dias>169 pulls>no kita in sight>only have half a multi>helios is nextI should kill myself.
>>3130924>just get lucky once during free pulls>ImplyingAlso if you dump all your gems you can't use them for other cards that might need them
>>3130924SameI live to the limit and it always works out at the end
>>3130900We are born of the loli, made men by the loli, undone by the loli, our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old hags.
>>3130924no bro I need to save them up. For what? fuck if I know but I will NEVER ever ever ever use my gems
>>3130928>Also if you dump all your gems you can't use them for other cards that might need themLike what?
>>3130924how about if i'm also bourbon witting, should i save my selectors/crystals until after that banner and then decide what to selector/crystal then?
Does nobody else have over 80 pink tickets thus making the first Ramonu spark completely free?
>>3130925you've been masturbating to humanized horses for more than a year, rub off some of that hypocrisy
>Saw Dia's fat tits>Got horny>Sparked her on a whimLol, Lmao. Guess I'll have to swipe for ramonu
>>3130940dumped all of mine on creek/cb
>>3130938Perhaps your future wit card or obligatory speed card that is a must pull? Or perhaps one of your own cards that was left unLB'd for that extra power you couldn't get?Gems take a long ass time to farm
>>3130940Best I got.But TECKNICKALLEE pink tickets have the exact same value as carats, so it wouldn't be free
Blessed thread. Just fucking pull, Ramonu will come somehow.
>>3130941lol no i'm not a cumbrain like you. This is a video game btw there's no porn in it.
I’ll be getting like 30k free carats from the anniversary sales I don’t see the issue.
>>3130947Meh, I will gamble, my saved carrats will make up for it
>>3130943Based, Dia is such a hottie
Umamusume saved my libido
>>3130940I should have almost 80 by then
>>3130957>gambleNot an argument, I accept your concession
>>3130963This but unironically. I don't like when characters look like blow up dolls with barely any clothes. I want to undress them myself.
>>3130953>we have a 60-year old homosexual /here/looking good not?
Hokko pulled in dick rollers like moths to a flame. Who's the next uma that will have a successful propaganda campaign?
>>3130766I didn't flatline and I got Xog, 2 NYKitas, and banana Falco. I will never use any of them
>>3130972Neo Uni
>>3130972
>>3130975why is all art of CB just her being a whore
>>3130975This one. Easily.
>>3130977Many such cases.
>>3130974that's like saying christmas oguri had the most successful propaganda campaign of all time that would be stolen valor
>>3130975Yeah, I absolutely can't afford to roll for CB and I'm still tempted.
>>3130977Considering it's practically all from a single artist who is head over heels for CB it's hardly her being a whore.
>>3130972can't wait for all the NANO-posting in 2 weeks
>>3130975Feels like she isn't big enough to be the dedicated coomer target.
>>3130987ines?
>>3130988Doesn't matter if she's smoking hot and pretty aggressively for (you)
I want to pull cb but I don't want people to think I did it for the wrong reasons like you cringelords
>>3130972It'll be a while to go but Gentildonna would definitely revive the global server through cock unity
fine, i'll roll for cheese burger.
>>3130988Men yearn for her
>ugly hat>ugly voice>ugly face>makes /vm/a hard
>>3130988She's Fuji-sized, and still hot as hell, not everything is about tits
>>3130994You mean the right reasons?
YOU LOOK LIKE A CUT OF ROOMABLE MEAT, ARE YOU?638718936387189363871893
>>3130972My sweet Rubert doesn't need propaganda.
>>3131001But enough about Mambo
>>3131001your mom is just that good
>>3131001Forever Young has a nice face
>>3131008i want to be that chair so badly
>>3130972Im feeling Mirako
>>3131010I'll kill you
>>3131008She absolutely does since all most people see are her being mean to the annoying meme goblin
>>3131019that's the most obvious reason to love her tho?
>>3131008After putting up with her brick power card she sure does.
I have coomer fatigue.
Okay, anons, give it to me straight, how over is it if I went into A leagues, which uma from each row is best, and which uma needs the most work>Did you check the roomsYou guys scare me, so I don't go there>Why does Cheeru have Medium S and Pearl has Mile SBECAUSE FOR SOME REASON INSPIRATION THINKS MY OWN PARENTS SHITASS PINKS ARE EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEED WHILE IT IGNORES THE FANCY SCHMANCY BORROWED SPRINT PARENTS, OKAY!? Cheeru really needs those End sparks, man...
>>3131008She's not attractive
>>3131007OH YEAH this new machan is so sexy494804494948044949480449
>>3131013She's gorgeous just has too many accessories
>>3131008She's gonna need a lot of help since her trash card has ruined her for me
>>3130924I put 400 rolls into Tachyon and the only copy I got was from a spark.
>>3131028>PaceYou did not beat the game
Its too early for Transcendganda, I will start at around may
>>3131028BOLD!!! AND STUPID!!!141269201412692014126920>>3131024None of your machans are good, but the king and the Pearl on the left are good enough imo. What deck did you use? I invite you to join my room if you'd like to test them out.
RAMONU IS MINE
>>3131042Never too early cuz she's my oshi too, I need umapyoi with transcend
>>3130914Special Prio is a scam. The actual difference between 65 and 50 SP is barely a couple percentage points. I don't have Curren SR but Shakur is quite alright for a welfare, though granted most of its value is as a source of spurt for spurtless end closers.
>>3131047JANNY SWEEP!!!399125183991251839912518Join again i want that rematch!
How many support tickets you got?
I wish we got a spinoff less focused on racing and more on the actual drama and personal conflict of the girls
>>3131056Like....92? Im at work rn so I can't check. Do those count for the full spark?
>>313105630, I will simply luckshit MLB Ramonu in one
I will get 0LB Ramonu in a spark and that's alright.
>>31310536/9You should join my roomas for free almond eye sex
>>3130021they aren't except for dober
>>313105641, hopefully I get valentine nano
>>3131066>Almond FraudToss in her daughter and we have a deal
>>3131047>None of your machans are goodDang they were the ones I thought were the best ones I managed to make, what they missing?>What deck did you use?Curren SR, Light Hello, Tachy SR, Kita, borrowing Smaru card and Bour....wait, Machan already has Taking the Lead! I could've used literally any other wit card other than that piece of shit this entire time!>I invite you to join my room if you'd like to test them out.Nyo...
>>3131056only 16 support card tickets (dumped all of mine for creek/cb), 21 for uma that i'm about to use right now for kita/dia
>>3131066D R O P P E DROPPED
>>3131066I would never have sex with a mare
>>3131066I only fuck with umas that can run the arima kinen
>>3131066AI's big FAT ears make me act uncouth
>>3131063>Do those count for the full spark?Yeppers.
>>3131070>Toss in her daughterWho?
accounts that don't log in for a week should be automatically deleted to stop them from clogging my follower list
Real love is free. Whores are purchased.That's the last of the legend race cast. I guess now I start 4*ing.
>>3131053Yes yes well done my rivals.....HOWEVER153347071533470715334707>>3131071Your Machans are bad because none of them have accels beyond silent letter, machan on your right is the worst offender since you have wasted skills since pulse doesn't work for her, angling is a dead skill on this track and you don't even activate groundwork consistently. They're just not looking good but if you post your full deck i can help you out.
>>3130600>Did you flatline?yes>What did you pull?NY Dia x 2 + NY Fuku + (after the free pulls) sweepy dupe + NY KITA ON PULL 191 WTF>Are you happy?the 5 (actually 3.25) day break was nice, and being able to save 7500 carats is nice when i would've needed to pull more anyways, at least i have 4* kita/dia
>>3131090Pace machan is sinful
>>3131042I like her alt better I'll wait for that.
>>3131085neighas who make accounts solely to mlb support cards for borrowing are heroes in this thread
>>3131092i'm running pace suzuka so i can't judge
>>3131090The fuck happened with my Oguri not moving up?
>>3131052Curren has free sprint corners in her chain, and her hint pool is miniscule so it's easy to go for sprint straights too. I know that it's only a few percentage points but the placebo effect is strong kek>ONE whole extra speed rainbow during finaleGuess who was out of tokens for song number 18 before December and missed the Special hype SP
>>3131090You must defeat triumphant pulse to stand a chance!387545223875452238754522>>3131092Being holy won't win me plat
Does perfect prep ever get buffed?
>>3130500you first troon. go have a pretty view.
>>3131091oh god i'm gonna be barely scraping by for ramonu/bourbon
>>3131102>>3131052Forgot image aieeeeOne more speed click and she would have been good
>>3131103ACK fat fuck ate her own pulse815690268156902681569026
>>3130619i just pulled daily on the cards and didn't do the no login game and i still got kita lol
Isn't there one more day of pulls for the people who are doing 60/40?
I wanted to get Kitasan in the 100 pulls and then get Inari One on the selector but she didn't come, I don't know what to do now I am scared of bricking myself
>>3131116No, today was the last day
Who the FUCK is that on the left?
>>3131116Yeah of pulling the rope.
>>3131116>He fell for 60/40kek
Oh no, big amazonian Daisca. Don't force me to have baby making sex with you every day and form a family!
>>3131112Janny Groove....spare my hot pockets...906612849066128490661284
>>3130677>Just ignore literally everything she says that mentions wind.that career would be shorter than the safe for tv version of the sopranoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgBD94cs0T8
>>3131120Why did you mod in your OC into the game?
POST YOUR WIP DRAWING OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
>>3131116There are no more pulls, are you sure you did it correctly? I don't think people here would lie about something like that, that's more of an /uma/ behavior
>>3131133I would if I wasn't at work neigha
>>3131133It's still way too early in development
>>3131135I mean its not for me, i didn't risk it. But I could've sworn some people said something about splitting it 40/60 instead of 50/50
>>3131133I'm not a drawfag and I'll never be, I am just a shitposter in MSPaint
>>3130677>Just ignore literally everything she saysThis also applies to IRL women
>>3131129>Double NosePreview of my finals916631029166310291663102
WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING HER
>>3131090>Your Machans are bad because none of them have accels beyond silent letterOh yeah, I usually go for Seiun so I had no idea what to replace her with since her ult doesn't work this CMBut either way, here is all I have...I uhh I oshiroll a bit too much, had to spark Machan too..Anyways here are my cards>>3131133Just 4U
>>3131146just use a debuffer
>>3131148Holy shit she's ruined without the fish lips
What's for dinner tonight?
>>3131148She didn't spook me
>>3131148I only train mares if they're pretty like nishino
>>3131152Fuck off pajeet
>>3131148But I am!
>>3131142the 40/60 was on the 24th if you didn't do the 10 free support card pulls at daily reset, it moves to banner reset
>>3131146My groove late started into immediate rushed to turn off her cheer halo ult... Hopefully that doesnt happen to me in finals lol
>>3131155Jeets don't know about Culver's
Look at this idiot
>>3131163Jeets make slop and post it online
>>3131163They do when culversfags won't shut the fuck up about their hickass fast food talking about it being holy food from the armpit of God.
I am half tempted to bite the bullet and roll the last 100 rolls to grab dia whiteI probably won't though, I like dia but I already have the og dia anyway and I rather keep the carats I already got for symboli kris Sworst part is that flatlining didn't help me whatsover, I already got kita and two different 3 star umas in the first 50 rolls so I basically flatlined for nothing
>>3131164I want this cute retard so bad.
>>3131171>Supreme sexo>Long specialist late>DOESN'T NEED SHIT ASS KRIS CARDDo it
>FAVORITE STAR>2 2*s What the fuck I thought favorite star was a guaranteed 3*?
>>3131133big event soon
>>3131149Rough cards but you can do >Kita>SR Speed Curren>Smaru borrow>Wit Ardan>Wit Barbin (for conc)>LH>Parent 1 is el>Parent 2 is base bourbon Its not good, like at all. Do you have no Tachyon no nothing? Its a pretty dismal deck. But it would be more functional
>>3131179nah that's eclipse that guarantees the 3*
>>3131179Favorite star means you'll get multipe golds with a SMALL chance of a 3*
>>3131179The worst fucking part is the gate turning gold but then not rainbow, I genuinely need to rape the face of whoever thought of that, the animation should only happen when you get a 3*
>>3131181>Do you have no Tachyon no nothing?I have LB0 SSR Turbo!But yeah, I am banking on Ramonu quite a bit
>>3131146I think my girls had a little neigha moment134153501341535013415350>>3131161Its ok, I late started too, and this one round they completely shit the bed. Think of it as burning your bad luck before the CM.
>>3131186Turbo is kinda useless at 0lb, you could also use Brian but she starts at 0 friendship
>>3130600>Did you flatlineyeppers>What did you pull2 Kitasan Blancos, NY Dia and og Taiki (got her already daily legend races)>Are you happyYeah, I just wanted more umas and that's what I got.
>>3131203Kill yourself
When i pull umas I look away and act nonchalant and disinterested so the desire sensor surprises me
>>3131209When I pull i hit this to manifest them
>>3131171She has a 50% discount for you though
>>3131197Nah Curren is fine, has good skills for sprint tooMy main issue is Barbin card...I don't like Barbin card...
>>3130600NoNY dia and seeking the pearlYuh, ill probably swipe for the kitasan spark
>>3131215Silly Dia you'd have better luck seducing me with your tabi socks
Should I buy the scamcha or keep pulling? I am missing a ton of umas anyways
which taiki and which curren? right now, i want to say it's the left one of each in rooms but i've used some combo of all 4is this good enough for A finals?which should i remake first, if any?
>>3130600>Did you flatline?yes>What did you pull?dupe of suzuka, air shakur, bride fine motion and kita white>Are you happy?I wanted more umas but hey 2 new ones and kita white is good enough, really loved fine motion's career too, even got an onsen ticket with her on my first try! But I'll stop pulling though, will save up for future umas.
>>3131225How the fuck are you getting Groundwork that many times? fuck you, and greens too? Kill yourself
Is 2 3*s bad luck if I did 150 pulls?
>>3131229On average 100 pulls = 3 3* so yeah, not extraordinarily bad luck but pretty bad regardless.
Should we image dump?
>>3131228>How the fuck are you getting Groundwork that many timesbakushin guts>and greens too?uhhhh it's just the light hello pace savvy
inb4 you reply to it
>>31311956/9Last cuz its taking a while to fill up. Join for sex with Falco
>>3130600>flatlineYup.>pullsWhite Diamond x4, Kitasan White, Air Shakur and Summer is Dober>are you happyHappily married to Dia now.Jokes aside, I am pretty happy. I finally got Air Shakur, an uma I wanted to pull on but was told not to. She's everything I expected too.
>the face of the franchise is a daughter of a yuri couple and has her own yuri lover>still incel men with zero media literacy think this game is for them
>>3131234>>3131238Huh?
Go to /v/ so you can have your twitter thread you turbo faggot
>>3131234Only if cuteposting
>>3131225Right curren, though MM and Countermeasure are bad, left taiki. You desperately need a better GW setup tho.
>>>/vg/586048958Usual suspects, just ignore.
>>3131257I think you should go back with him
>>3130986I don't think people could handle two CBs.
>>3131257He's been doing it for a year now how do you not know yet? He even posts it on /vmg/
>>3131249yea... all my greens right now are from praying from race drops, i didn't loop in any greens at allso I'm just praying from race rewardsdidn't realize countermeasure was accel, thought it was velocitywhich one should i remake first
>>3131195>Entire team late starts>Get bottom 3What the fuck manThanks for coming! Wuv You
Did your pulls go to hell?Are you bored?Wanting to let off some steam?Want to spite danchud by doing something other than farming fans?Go out and run neigha. I just ran a 3km in 14 minutes and it feels like all the worries in my life are gone.
>>3131257>Look at thread>JiggiesTHEY'RE STEALING OUR CULTURE, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
>>3131270My goat is washed... thanks for hosting
>>3131270My Kingu hit rushed like a second Daring Strike, would've worked well if it didn't cancel her ult... Some shit like this is going to happen to me in A finals I just know it.
>>3131268Curren since you want both of her golds
>>3131270>otherworldly front-runner>runs as a pace
>>3131270>pace suzukaoy neigh danchou advert your eyes!
>>3131270getting the bad luck out ahead of time for the CMthanks for hosting! i will not wuv you back
>>3131267>He even posts it on /vmg/as slow as they are he must be responsible for like 80% of the thread then
>>3131284Otherworldly pace runner doesn't sound good
>>3131262two cocks two balls...
>>3131270>Entire team late startsAin't that how you lost cancer 1 lmao
>>3131273cardio is for women
>>3131273Bro is an uma irl
How many of these deals do they usually add? I haven't entered the store since February
>>3131297Indeed, thats how I lost 3/5 CMs I jobbed in
>>3131273>Did your pulls go to hell?yes, but i still have enough>Are you bored?yes>Wanting to let off some steam?yes>Want to spite danchud by doing something other than farming fans?i am (soon to be former) danchud>Go out and run neigha.i can't i'm a fat fuck
>>3131301I can't even use the store it fails to link to my account whenever I try
>>3130975>successful propaganda>Gosling inducing>loved by many>her ritualfag didn't damage her reputation>rival card banner is with free pulls so you can still pull for herHow does she do it
>>3131301they do this every anni + half anni, it's like 4 1500s and 3 7500s iirc?
>>3131273>runThis is the most painful, unhealthy shit I could do, destroys my knees and leaves my lungs feeling like they are burning. Fuck running, walking is better, I will go to the gym like always
>>3131301>11 bucks for a tennerNo
>>3131283even the deboof gold skill?
>>3131301They'll probably add a discount carat pack on the anni together with the selectors. I don't have JP knowledge but they did that before.
>>3131309But that one is a webstore exclusive, I don't think it's the same thing you are talking about?
>>3131319You NEVER use paid carats for straight pulls, only for scam banners or daily pulls.
>>3131325This is gaslight dancer btw, he is making it so you don't get RUCKY
yooooowhat am I in for?
>>3130600>Did you flatline?Yes.>What did you pull?Censored.>Are you happy?I will reevaluate my pull plans to exclude as many split banners as possible unless I REALLY want both or REALLY want one of them, which really means just maybe skipping Ballroom Ardan. And I will never play a Sega game again.
>>3131285Nah, I get him. Front runners have never been good in sprints. I personally gave up after weeks of trying to make it work. Hopefully I'll beat the fraud allegations after I finish my dirt Suzuka.
Why are there 2 paid scamchas? What's the difference?
>>3130940I have 65, I think I'll get enough.I can just use crystals after that.
>>3131334Eh my Machan has been winning a few rooms, hard but not impossible
There's a yanko statue for the BCC
>>3131334I try to bring her to all the CMs because I love her. Have faith.
>>3131351Based.
Call it
>>3131334machan was supposed to fix sprintslop...
>>3131356
>>3131356MY FURAKING HERO
You guys wouldn't mind if I start to only do 1 autorun everyday just for my daily login right? This free pulls did a lot of mental damage than I thought it would.
>>3131357Inherited silent letter does too little, and it does it too late most of the time. I'm not even sure whether fronts will get a good acceleration skill specifically for sprints in the future
>>3131364what club
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?>supportsonly a few probably irrelevant SRs>umasAgnes Digital (technically not a dupe but I already had her unlocked)Seeking the Pearl (NEW)Satono Diamond base (dupe)Kitasan White on the final free tenner>Are you happy?Yeah. Together with getting lucky with ZRR this has been some solid luck recently. Might go for the gyaru banner at this rate.
>>3131356Wonder Acute
>>3131364I would mind actually
>>3131364Its fine, take it easy as long as you need to, there is no need to play the game if you don't feel like it
Should I change McQueen out of her summer dress? I'm worried she's going to catch a cold
>>3131356Cheer natie
>>3131344One of them for banners up to the first new years banner, the other one is for all the banners since
>>3131351I need to draw yanko but I have way too many WIPs that are abandoned.
>>3131351I'm getting kicked out Saturday when I get naked and hump it
>>3131351Why does Forever Young do it for the BCC?
What races do I run for the star pieces?
>>3130600>Did you flatline?No>What did you pull?Sweep and Spe SSRs, Kitasan Blanco>Are you happy?Yeah I didn't expect anything
>>3131356C O N S I D E R
>>3131351Humiliation ritual when he jobs.
>>3131351Will a BEEma anon steal it and take it home?
>>3131390She loves the Big Cash Causcasians
>>3131351She is so fucking hot its insane
>>3131403She's a heavy girl to try to steal
>>3131403I can never tell just how much titty yanko has
>>3131407We need bounceslop to figure it out
>>3131407She's pretty big
>>3131403Better start ordering a Sovereignty statue ahead of time!
>>3131385Yeah
>>3131360>>3131362>>3131378>>3131386>>3131397OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH
The winner of the BCC? Easy, that's Golden Tempo.
>>3129532Why do we have the same link as /uma/'s monthly schedule?
>>3131418SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>3131413>>3131413>>3131413>>3131413
I am making my third ace right now and I really want to run Machan. Should I run her as a Front or a Pace?
>>3131418EXPLODE
>>3131418Congrats!
>>3131418>>3131427>>3131429AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE IS MORE
>>3131428Unless you can make a 10/10 one. Stick to pace
>>3131418SEXSEX GOBLINFUARK I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>3131418Very nice, I'm jealous bossu
>>3131431Look at that absolutely fat fuck
>>3131428Front
>>3131428She's meant to be a front, but it's extremely hard to make her a good one
>>3131431>2 sex alts in one scamchaAlright now you need to EXPLODE bitch nigga
>>3131431DESU WA
>>3131351>>3131403
>>3131431>flattie and tit goblinWas it a good use of a tenner of irl money?
>Still 2 more days until the CM beginsIM ANNOYED BEGIN ALREADY
>>3131450Im jealous, though both are longslop merchants both are cool. Explode faggit
>>3131450If you like me have a stable job, sure.
Uma musume becoming a permanent institution in the horse racing industry is so funny
>>3131453Can NY Inari be used in CM22 or does she get mogged by the OG one...? Because I don't have it
>>3131457Wonder what goes through boomers mind when he sees this
>>3131457Where’s Cesario?
>>3131464Won the American Oaks, not a Breeders Cup race
>>3131450You were promised 1 rainbow but you got two so what do you think
>>3131430>>3131434>>3131435Ok this might sound weird as fuck and you might not believe it but I was literally on my knees praying before clicking the pull button, praying that I would either get Kitasan or Inari One, I swear I am not making this up
>>3131459Useable but Encroaching Shadow merchant.
>>3131473But why?
>>3131473I do this before every pull and it has worked for me.
>>3131460Mild curiosity and confusion i imagine
>>3131476Because I really want Kitasan Black and Inari One
>>3131473I borderline became an Inarifag while training Arima. Her story is good, her personality is super chill, and her assets are hypnotizing. Around goblins, beware.
>>3131474So worse than OG? CM22 brick?
>>3131460Actual keiba boomers probably used to it by now. They know they have to suck it up even if they don't like weeb shit because cygames sponsorship is the only thing what makes honse racing relevant at all
I'm addicted to stallion milk
>>3131487Their uniques are pretty similar but the base one will be stronger next track since there's no long corner for the alt to pass people on (and the base is generally stronger)Both have one usable gold skill but the base one still gets Straightaway Spurt so it has half the effectiveness of the altBase gets Winter Runner instead of Fall RunnerSo if you're fine running Brickbert for Lightning Surge as your accel, base is maybe better overall since Spurt/Shadow is delayed
>>3131460I'm not saying boomers would have killed the entire horse racing industry, but sure as hell they neglected it, like they do with everything. Their entire life philosophy is "fuck you I got mine" instead of planting the tree which will never give shade for them, but for their children.If anything they wish the would come up with something similar to uma to print money with it, and there was that guy too with the presentation how japan is lightyears ahead of them and mentioned uma too.
>>3131499>Spurt/Shadow is delayedIt is? Fuck, I don't have OG man...
>>3131454>a stable job
>loaded up my deadlock with uma mods before trying the game>Windy included>game's too moba-coded to be enjoyable>30 minutes of either farming or random clashes here and there>felt as if the game has no real purposeI was sold by the mods but it was a bad game
>>3131487For this one yeah. For a reference, she's at full power when OG Kitasan is strong(accel starts right before the final curve). Since she will pass people and get a super strong ult in the final straight. Now I am not saying she's bricked since she has a guaranteed 0.4 accel at a good timing. That's always strong. And she has great growths and the dirt pool is limited. But you'll have to bring the rest of the kit.
Windy!
>>3131501It is a bit delayed, but it also activates right on the uphill where everyone will be forced to slow down. But base gets half of the accel anyway so the value of having Encroaching isn't TOO high. I'm running the alt anyway though just like I'm using her for this CM
what blue sparks for cm23?
>>3131504I wonder which uma would belong to which class in TF2...I think Windy would be either Pyro or Demoman.
>>3131507>>3131509Ok I just don't have many dirt options and I didn't get her on her original banner so I was wondering if Festival was still worth using or a waste of time since the thread was talking about her right now. Plus I really like her as well, but I will not run a brick that makes me lose
>>3131511Either Demoman or Scout
>>3131515Twin Turbo or Helios is Scout.
>>3131460the exact same thing when boats and historical figures were turned into girls
>>3131518I think Windy's still too sane to be Pyroman
>>3131512Try her out. Many people run shit way worse than a guaranteed gold accel. Plus ends are in a good place right now. You could go Digi, F. Inari, Oguri triple end menace
>>3131519I know boat museums were very happy about Azur Lane. A former navy admiral that helps run the Battleship Iowa participated in an Azur Lane advertisement. Many people were watching documentaries though during COVID.
>>3131511Curren is definitely a spy.
>>3131511>ScoutTwin Turbo or Calstone Light O>SoldierTaiki>PyroMarvelous Sunday>DemomanVodka>HeavyHaru Urara>EngineerAir Shakur>MedicAgnes Tachyon>SniperSymboli Kris S>SpyRice ShowerThis is objectively true and you cannot refute this list
>>3131524Biting her opponents aside, if we go by sanity then the only uma that'd fit Pyro is Still in Love. I believe Windy to be a Pyro candidate because of her more destructive tendencies, and the biting.Aston Machan for Cloak and Dagger Spy specifically.
No…no no NYOOO
>>3131536Now that I think about it, Dia is kinda round ain't she?
>90 pulls of absolute nothing>decide to do the last 10 on mobile for the lulz>2 rainbow gates>buono and kitaI can't complain because I finally got something, but I actually wanted Dia
>>3131533Spy is Dream Journey
>>3131539she's round everywhere
I didn't know it was possible to get this unlucky with a trainee banner I feel like the guy in spongebob who got his ass ate
>multiple jumps, acrobatic>big ego, taunts their enemies with how great they are>close connection with another member of the team (in the tf2 comics at least)Scout is Teio
With the way my pull luck has been going, I fear the Ramonu/Bourbon/Pasa gauntlet will actually destroy me. Shiraoki-sama... If you're really there... I sneed a signal from the heavens...
>>3131536>anons are burning their precious ramonu stash for a dirty quickie with satono diamond
>spend a cheeky tenner to do the guaranteed 3* cheeky tenner>got sweepyNeat
>>3131545Multiple anons suffered this free pulls. I'd rather they didn't give any and I wouldn't feel this bad and my whole week ruined.
>>3131540Well, you're already half way, might as well. Do it for her
>>3122279WAIT A GOD DAMN SECONDI REMEMBERED THIS POSTYOU FUCKING NIGGER, I DIDN'T GET KITASAN EITHER JUST LIKE HOW I DIDN'T GET DOTO, SHOW YOURSELF I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR LEGS OFF AND FORCE YOU TO RUN A RACE
>>3131545I knew I needed every chance I could get which is why I flatlined. Still ended up having to spark for what I wanted but I saved myself a lot of carats.
>>3131548My free pulls my gibs. I am owed more than sloppy seconds. Not even dia’s sex story and umapyoi can save this
>>3131550I need kitasan so without the free pulls my loss would have been even bigger
NICE
>>3131552I can't afford to lose 15k carats
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Do I try to unbrick myself with Tachyon's banner? 51k carats btw
>>3131550Given the non-existent value of clovers and statues, pulling and not getting shit is strictly a humiliation ritual. In that sense I would've been much better off without these piece of shit gibs.
>>3131533>SpyRice Shower wouldn't be a good spy. Her crying would give her away. I propose Mejiro Dober.>ScoutMejiro Palmer.>MedicMejiro McQueen would be able to fill the same role.>HeavyMejiro Ryan.>SniperKris S is good but Mejiro Ardan has a reason to sit still for that long.>PyroMejiro Ramonu only cares about one thing, and it's not the battlefield. She'd want to burn it away to make another turf.>EngineerMejiro Bright. No better fit than her. She is fascinated with machinery(mostly trains) and wouldn't work in a role where she has to actively aim anyways.
>>3131564How many copies do you need?
>>3131560The cost? Wedding/bikini alt
>>31315673
>>3131568Nobody wants to see Grass' gross body in a bikini
>>3131569do NOT redeem saar
Wendy's > Windys
>>3131569Stop for today, its clearly not your lucky day
Hell yeah, I got a new record
she any good for CM22? pace or late or end?
>>3131553FUKUTAAAAAARD DON'T HIDE COME ON COME OUT, I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU A PAIR OF LUCKY DIGITS
>>3131576She's okay. If you have OG Digi she's S tier instead.
Just in time for Halloween, I suppose.
>>3131579wei
>>3131580i do not own the OG one unfort
https://x.com/lbstranian/status/2115798015302922722
I see the helios PR started unannounced
>>3131553Your evil energy ruined the blessing
Report
>>3131598Fuck off back to /vg/ spamming nigger
>>3131602he's banned there
>>3131600
>>3131600RUBYDO SOMETHINGYOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD
>>3131605Should be banned on all boards
>>3131605we don't hate the jannies enough
RUBYKILL HERI ONLY HAVE THE POKE GIF I CANNOT SLAY THE MEME BEAST
One less Helios image
after another thermal paste change my 12 year old laptop is now 50% trash-engineered, hope it survives until i can find a job...
>>3131611Granted.
>>3131611I gotchu
This must be one of Cao Cao's plots!
Name one good thing /vg/ contributed to the site, because it's not even a containment board anymore
>>3131623there's a reason why "generals" were banned on sight before
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066
>>3131623My ex-/vg/ clubmates
How come the Kancolle general isn't called an admiral?
>>3131629>gfl general isn't called shikikan
>>3131626I would ban them all if it meant not seeing retards like these ever again
>>3131626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxVh7T41GAI
>>3131553I plead the fifthhttps://litter.catbox.moe/iceuz23ikso2wi3i.webp
>>3131623everyone's doing homosexual ERPing nowadays get with the times old man
OLE OLE SAMBA
Is this the part where anons pretend and play along with the shitposts that it’s only acceptable to post rooms and stats
>>3131645Stego’s tiny body and sexy smoothie voice
>>3131648noone says that
>>3131646It's certainly not acceptable to spam
>>3131649Many are saying exactly that and more
>>3131623It gives me a nice place to go when this thread turns to shit
>>3131649I definitely say that.
>>3131650stop gatekeeping people who don't play the game, fascist chud
>>3131653This thread turns to shit because of them
>>3131656Talking about your wait and their careers and stories is objectively the most important gameplay discussion
>>3131660What does that have to do with anything? Did you reply to the wrong thread?
>>3131495Uma helps but isn't keiba more popular in Japan than horseracing is nearly any other country
I'm here to talk about my faps and sexy umas
>>3131666>>3131666>>3131666
manko manko manko umanko
>>3130600>Did you flatline?yeppers>What did you pull?NY Kita + jiangshi digitan in 20, christmas fatty in 80 i think, NY dia in 90>Are you happy?yes, definitely worth it for dia and also kita to a lesser extent for parenting purposes, though it does suck somewhat i've had less time to prepare for sprints
I have now seen the same amount of Air Messiah porn as I have regular fan art
