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    Haxball is a top-down 2D soccer game that's played entirely in your web browser.

    Check the latest posts for the room link
    pass: shaw

    Room is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:
    23:30 Euro time (00:30 EET)

    Replays:
    https://replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393

    remember to have fun, relax and pass back to keep possession and not let your lone gk handle a 3v1 counter attack
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRY
    shaw
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    here we are then
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    joining when i get back home
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    forgot it was friday
    >>
    >>
    1 hour
    >>
    live?
    >>
    link
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRY
    shaw

    3 more
    >>
    4v4 now
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    >>2166703
    >>
    >>2166703
    1 space left
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    >>2166713
    GEG
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    >>2166713
    >0:36
    Me kneeling for Her
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    >>2167697
    bro is NOT him
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    I am still here making sure you're behaving, Mr. Mani...
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    let's prove him wrong bros
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRY
    shaw
    >>
    >>2177096
    we have to prove him wrong here
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5gKeh6XLNlo
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    >>2177141
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    *sends bavarian keyboards flying*
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    >>2177508
    all that while I am one of the most selfless, supporting and actually often gkuck playing mates in hax
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    >>2177559
    being gkuck is for the whole match, not whenever you feel like it and randomly go attack
    >>
    >>2177881
    >randomly
    Planned and constructed and with an eye on the team mate to fluidly change positions to keep an attack going
    >>
    >>2177881
    >being gkuck is for the whole match
    it's for life, no matter what rat says
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=RJjyLcWIkSg
    shaw
    huge update
    >>
    >>2179085
    join
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    5v5 now
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    miss him so much
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    >>2179085
    1 space left btw
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    >>2179085
    >>
    tensions running high...
    >>
    https://freeguessr.com/#/game/coagnbl
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    shaw
    >>
    >>2189125
    Room taken over by Schizo Tom
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    >>2189125
    join
    >>
    5v5 currently
    >>
    one space left
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    rat come back
    >>
    https://skribbl.io/?c9CZKJDT
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    tell souf that I love him
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    soon
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    shaw
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    can i get a tom in chat?
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    bump
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    hi
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    Come lil nigs
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    hax and guessr cancelled tonight. more info to be posted soon
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    whatever
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    shaw
    >>
    happening now
    >>
    >>2203856
    rare cont /hax/ academy footage
    >>
    >>2203856
    in the realistic hax world he loses it in the first 2 seconds and his team gets scored on
    >>
    https://freeguessr.com/#/game/oq0piiy
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    i want my ice cream
    >>
    rat I love you sorry if I offended you last weekend
    >>
    https://youtu.be/KXGv0yoV-8s

    cant outzoom the boom
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    *fart*
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    pw: shaw
    >>
    >>2214491
    >>
    >>2213690
    unc won? in the big 26?
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    1 space left
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    >>2214491
    the room
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    >>2214491
    rooms
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    the player
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    >>2214491
    >>
    nonce room
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    hello is anyone playing
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    >>2216584
    Hi hitman, maybe we get a room running today
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    it's definitely happening 2nite.... hax, guessr, everything
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    miss him
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    >>2216706
    >ynr olli, smiley and tonco
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    password: shaw

    JOIN US!
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    pw: shaw

    JONI
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    >>2216826
    >>2216825
    one more for 3v3
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    >>2216825
    >>2216826
    >>
    1 spot left
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    2-3 spots left
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    >>2213690
    ...
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    >>2217495
    weird how this is how i found out that djokovic lost
    >>
    YO VIVO
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    >friday
    too fond to ignore
    too tired to care
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    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    shaw

    join
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    >>2227436
    1 more for 3v3
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    i forgor :skull:
    >>
    ATTENTION

    HAX WILL START EARLIER

    22H CET TONIGHT

    HAX WILL START EARLIER

    22H CET TONIGHT

    ATTENTION
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    will be joining in 1 hour
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    pw: shaw

    JOIN
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    >>2229400
    come back
    >>
    >>2229400
    one more for 3v3
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    >>2229400
    2 spots left
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    2 spots left
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    some good games tonight
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    >>2229657
    thanks for joining us
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    >>2229678
    thanks for inviting me
    >>
    we're here
    https://skribbl.io/?F5CiBc0T
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    >>2229657
    yeh.. true..
    >>
    Is anyone going to play tonight?
    >>
    No one is joining the room tonight? What happened to /hax/ guys?
    >>
    >>2239066
    >What happened to /hax/ guys?
    Starts too late
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    >>2239066
    Starts too early
    >>
    >>2239066
    not enough people to get it started on friday anymore
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    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    shaw

    join
    >>
    >>2240712
    2 spaces left
    >>
    This one from the post-Haxball Gartic Phone room. It was fun playing this btw, we should do it again next weekend.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    Anyone from /sp/ still left

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so
    >>
    >>2164695
    Is this real?
    >>
    Demolición (2015)
    >>
    https://ww.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    Password: shaw

    JOIN US!
    >>
    we're all moving to Rabona when that comes out, right /hax/?
    >>
    I'm playing in that one room that I usually join in case no one is joining the /hax/ room yet. This room is usually active on the friday and saturday midnight, just like the /hax/ room, and the people here are nice too.

    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Q2DO622gnSw

    Should we invite them to join our /hax/ room or should we just go to this room?
    >>
    >>2251893
    What? This room has password now? I wrote 'shaw', but the password was wrong. What's the password of this room?
    >>
    >>2251893
    >>2251974
    ip grabber
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=env4WK_tpAM

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    shaw
    come back!
    >>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nbKggiRU8k

    team usa finna bouta do dis
    >>
    hax is cancelled this weekend out of respect for El Mencho
    RIP
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    >>2246402
    >>2254573
    >>2259198
    FUCK Finland. FUCK Denmark.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9TqIb4FI-w
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN
    >>
    tonight
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    pw: shaw

    lets goo
    >>
    >>2265719
    you guys are missing a hitman00 masterclass
    >>
    >>2265719
    >>
    late ;_:
    >>
    Someone post the webm of shw dribbling rigged
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2275946
    join lads
    >>
    >>2275946
    >>
    >>2276055
    don't invite your retarded friends next time
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    >>2276924
    I didn't invite anyone, Tom.
    >>
    The replays of the lastest /hax/ games
    https://replay.thehax.pl/b806f639-214c-4775-bbd3-5b3ee715cbf3
    https://replay.thehax.pl/1e317853-e33c-4dc7-89b3-dcb3263cdf1a
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    don't today
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    Password: shaw

    COME AND JOIN!
    >>
    early bedtime sorry haxfrens
    >>
    >>2277453
    unironic 5v4
    >>
    >>2277453
    >>
    kaka ngubu join
    >>
    https://skribbl.io/?C4COnkQI
    @shw
    >>
    The replay of the current /hax/ game we had.
    https://replay.thehax.pl/8d029754-9e3b-48f3-9f32-e293c7272854
    >>
    come out and play
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
    pw: shaw
    >>
    >>2287810
    >>
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    tonight
    >>
    get rat
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    >>2287810
    Things are happening
    >>
    >>2287810
    5v4 currently
    >>
    >>2287810
    >>
    aaaaaaaa
    >>
    get it started
    >>
    why no hax
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    i'll give you 10 minutes to join
    >>
    >>2289577
    >>
    >>2289577
    1 spot left
    >>
    >>2289577
    1 more for 4v4
    >>
    >>2289577
    5v5
    >>
    >>2289577
    2 spaces left
    (lag fixed btw)
    >>
    >>2289577
    >>
    https://garticphone.com/en/014067c730
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    >>
    everyone wants to play, no one wants to get it started
    this right here is the death of hax
    >>
    soon
    >>
    ynr hax
    >>
    >>2300933
    >>2300933
    >>2300933
    >>2300933
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    at this rate hax will start at 6 am
    >>
    If you want to see more replay from the previous hax plays, you can see all the replays I recorded it on THEHAX.

    https://replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/8272
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    >>2303246
    >1.30am
    Holy neet
    >>
    >>2303463
    Is this from some Chrome extension for Haxball, mx?
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    completely forgot it was the weekend desu
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc

    pass shaw

    J O I N
    O
    I
    N
    >>
    >>2314362
    join to say hi to rat
    >>
    >>2314362
    join you fucking tards
    3v3 going on
    >>
    >>2314362
    >>
    5v5 at this very moment
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    >>2314362
    >>
    saturday night hax HERE

    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    pw: shaw
    >>
    >>2316443
    ????????????????????????
    >>
    O FABINHO
    O KRUDD
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    does anybody know?
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    Password: shaw

    COME AND JOIN!
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

    Password: shaw

    JOIN NOW!
    >>
    join
    >>
    1 more for 4v4
    >>
    nigged come back
    >>
    >>2329549
    JOIN JOIN JOIN
    >>
    too fuckin windy
    >>
    >>2329589
    >>
    >>
    win rate from august 2025 to march 2026

    rigged: 99-58 in 157 matches, 63.1%
    Cont: 124-77 in 201 matches, 61.7%
    aaaaaaaaaaaa: 141-99 in 240 matches, 58.8%
    rat: 124-118 in 242 matches, 51.2%
    benchnaldo: 105-103 in 208 matches, 50.5%
    tonco: 70-72 in 142 matches, 49.3%
    MX: 164-181 in 345 matches, 47.5%
    Krubb: 43-53 in 96 matches, 44.8%
    ngubu: 57-72 in 129 matches, 44.2%
    shw: 149-192 in 341 matches, 43.7%
    KAKA: 50-74 in 124 matches, 40.3%
    gimi: 53-108 in 161 matches, 32.9%
    >>
    >>2340870
    No one asked and there literally isn't any point to this
    >>
    >>2340977
    ok gimi
    >>
    >>2340870
    doesnt look right
    >>
    >>2341196
    you're welcome to do the calculations yourself
    >>
    maybe tomorrow
    >>
    ngl haxball in general seems dead outside of 2 or 3 popular servers
    >>
    >>2341299
    Braindead pleb. I have my friend who hosts the most populated rooms in hax and he is making money from it. How about you get out of your bubble and join me to see why I am rank 1 in the world and stop talking shit here like a fuckign peasant. I cringe HARD seeing you kids stuck.
    >>
    >>2341299
    Also, NIGGA, I have other friends who hosts in North Africa and center of YUROPE and USA WHO HAS 100s of players daily.

    *fart*
    I cringe.
    >>
    >>2341979
    the braindead plebs are on those servers
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc

    pw: shaw

    its time
    >>
    how do you even make money form a hax room
    >>
    >>2342841
    >>2342841
    >>2342841
    >>
    1 more for 4V4 !!
    >>
    JOIN JOIN JOIN
    >>
    >>2342841
    1 more for 4v4
    >>
    come back hobo
    >>
    IT'S OVER
    >>
    LIVE
    >>
    thanks for joining the last ever hax session boys, will miss you all
    >>
    >>2343377
    >thanks for joining the last ever hax session boys, will miss you all
    we have to continue
    do it for her simpsons meme( but her is rigged)
    >>
    tonight is the night that we play hax
    not gonna lie that's straight up facts
    grab yourself a beer or roll yourself a blunt
    in real life i've never seen a cunt
    >>
    >>2359866
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    shaw
    >>
    >>2360603
    join
    >>
    come back rigged
    >>
    >>2360764
    whe is next room match ryo
    >>
    if you see this post, don't bother waiting. it's not happening. move on
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    A homie of mine is working on haxball for mobile if you guys want to try it out or whatever.
    Personally? I don't care lmao, but I know some of you wanted to play on mobile in the past. Chances are only 3 people will read this Xd

    https://haxballradar.com/haxballmobile
    >>
    an era of /hax/ ends
    >>
    >>2386507
    HAHAHAHHAHAHA
    >>
    >>2386507
    I ST and DM too, which I am top 3 in the world of.
    >>
    >>2386507
    Work went into this. It reminds me of the old days.
    Good job, whoever you are. Feeling cute now, might revive /hax/ idno.
    >>
    nice work, contagious
    >>
    >>2386507
    p good. reminds me of that polish guy who used to post stuff
    >>
    today
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    shaw
    >>
    >>2390031
    we're actually playing btw
    >>
    >>2390031
    Enjoy. I am too cooked to play.
    >>
    hax
    >>
    1 more for 5v5
    >>
    >>2390031
    JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN
    >>
    >>2390031
    >>
    join ngubu and rigged
    >>
    one spot left for a very lucky person
    >>
    >>2390031
    >>
    >>2386507
    Forgot to add me on this pic.
    >>
    London meetup of contagious, shw and aaaaaaaaaaaa this summer
    rigged hasn't replied yet
    >>
    >>2411531
    I would join so I could teach you all how to play hax, but my woman will be visiting all summer.
    >>
    >>2411531
    Just realized this was a joke when I saw "rigged hasn't replied yet"

    Xdd
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    shaw
    >>
    >>2413353
    join for 4v4
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    Password: shaw

    JOIN!!!
    >>
    >>2418075
    Bump
    >>
    >>2386507
    >BHL
    those who know
    >>
    >>2386507
    The Agni cries out in pain as he screams the truth to you
    >>
    >>2386507
    imagine not being here, forever forgotten
    >>
    the photographer never shows up in the photo
    >>
    >>2386507
    >>2440458
    half of this info is wrong
    >>
    >>2386507
    can someone explain anything under hobomessi's to me
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    shaw
    sunday hax?
    >>
    great games tonight guys I'll see you in 2 weeks
    >>
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    >>2386507
    >>
    >>2452074
    Why is he wearing napapijri
    Is hitman00 a chav/ gopnik?
    >>2448290
    Wouldve came if i knew about this
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    Password: shaw

    COME AND PLAY!!
    >>
    >>2452394
    >Why is he wearing napapijri
    Well, I did not made this. mx made all of this for the hax player.

    >Is hitman00 a chav/ gopnik?
    I'm neither of them IRL.
    >>
    hax tonite yeah?
    >>
    >>2472678
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    pw: shaw
    >>
    all the /sp/ janny's fault
    >>
    tomorrow
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    pw shaw
    J O I N
    O
    I
    N
    >>
    >>2500251
    1 more for 4v4
    >>
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    *enters hax*
    >>
    >>2500251
    2 precious spots left
    >>
    rat gimi
    >>
    >>2500251
    >>
    >>2500251
    jan
    >>
    >>2500251
    >>
    mysteriously the rec doesn't get uploaded
    >>
    >>2504120
    its a shame cause i had couple of blooters
    >>
    >>2504120
    >>2504453
    https://files.catbox.moe/l397oi.hbr2
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    >>
    >>2504120
    the cartel stole it o algo
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
    Password: shaw

    LET'S GOOOOO!!!
    >>
    HAX
    >>
    bax
    >>
    >>2524325
    come on in
    >>
    >>2524325
    1 more for 5v5
    >>
    @krubb kys
    >>
    gimi rigged
    >>
    >>2524325
    just 3 spaces left
    >>
    >>2524647
    room closed
    >>
    >>2524655
    room's closed due to aids
    >>
    >getting raided by sharty in big 26
    >>
    I am legally obliged to disclose, to the people that may use this webpage, that Mr. Rigged Smith died in Slough, England on the 25th of May 2026.
    >>
    I am not apologizing to ngubu even if I absolutely should
    >>
    >>2524984
    >>2524984
    Confirm it. Holding my breath until then.
    >>
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    >>
    >>2526797
    Where did you get this from?
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ez0-MLndCcA
    Password: shaw

    LET'S PLAY HAXBALL!!
    >>
    >>2528446
    I just realized that the link doesn't work, it will just appear as "master connection error". That's weird because that was the correct link of this room.
    Just go to
    https://www.haxball.com/play
    and search "nu /hax/ cytube /hax/ nu-host cytu" and there you find the room.
    >>
    >>2528490
    >>2528490
    >>2528490
    >>
    1 more for 4v4
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    >>2528446
    in here
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    >>2528446
    >>
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    is the eternal GOAT still playing
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ez0-MLndCcA
    shaw
    >>
    test>>2554272
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    >>2554272
    >>
    1 spot left
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    2 spots left
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    >>2554601
    >>2554300
    >>
    post midnight reinforcements needed
    could (you) be the one to save /hax/?
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    >>2556991
    Word on the block is that I was the best player in that room, so your stats means NOTHING.
    >>
    >>2554272
    join again
    >>
    >>2554272
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ez0-MLndCcA
    shaw
    >>
    >>2559643
    >>
    join before room-closing meltdown
    >>
    2 spaces left
    >>
    shw cumbacc
    >>
    messoy please
    >>
    is it only me or has shw really been way more fickle and erratic since verstappen isn't as dominating as he used to anymore?
    >>
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    ynr krubb
    >>
    @shw aaa rigged tonco hobomessoy rat bencho plel krubb honk ngubu haxman rubbershoes and everyone else
    we (discord troons) have a predictor game running, join (use spam mail for account creation)
    https://www.kicktipp.com/hax/
    >>
    fabs send me your mx-souf africa prediction and the answers for

    Which team will be World Champion?
    Which team will produce the highest goal scorer?
    Who will reach the semi-finals?
    >>
    >>2581139
    mx wins

    >England

    >Spain

    >Spain
    >Japan
    >Netherlands
    >England
    >>
    España vs Portugal will be the Final

    The Dark horse of the tournament will be Turkey
    >>
    Am I.... dying?
    >>
    >>2585199
    dying to play hax? it is time
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ez0-MLndCcA
    shaw
    >>
    >>2586489
    jain
    >>
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    >>
    of course parplegics score in their own net when i bet on the draw
    >>
    >>2587576
    retarded. I don't think anyone in that room could reach my level. Hobbomessi was the only one even capable of following my footsteps.
    Everyone joins and leaves, matches are constantly shifted. Players in and out.
    Next time you post retarded stats, hax will die, know why? Because I won't save you guys again.

    in short: kys.
    >>
    @degen_gamblers morocco/draw is @ 2.1 odds, id say it's a pretty safe pick
    >>
    discuss the brazilian match here
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=HHC8nScao7w
    shaw
    brand new host btw
    >>
    >>2590996
    no one cares about brasil, join!
    >>
    >>2590996
    ok
    >>
    >>2589826
    how did he know???
    >>
    >>2592189
    I simply don't fall for sudaca propaganda
    >>
    corr good prediction aaaa with that 7:0
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    greatest comeback of all time
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    >>2601245
    Are those windows or linux slop emojies? These here look much better
    >>
    >>2603829
    windows 10 firefox
    >>
    who /hax/ here
    >>
    >>2590996
    I tried to go to this link, but says that the room was closed.
    >>
    New link
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PFKnTxjyM6w

    Pasword: shaw
    JOIN!
    >>
    ded
    >>
    >>2619440
    tonight
    >>
    ynr hax
    >>
    ynr shw

    >>2619734
    alive
    >>
    >>2625441
    ded
    >>
    ...
    >>
    figged (fake rigged)
    >>
    who would have thought rigged was such an attention whore
    >>
    >>2625702
    >>2625845
    Fuck off you mentally ill retard. You need to fuck off. Don't even start with someone else. Move on ffs.

    Fuck you Cont. I know now you enable these lunatics.
    >>
    >>2626639
    >I know now you enable these lunatics.
    >RyomenKrubb !7Rig8sQ4mw
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    >>2630259
    >>
    thrilling championship
    >>
    >>2631800
    could I still enter if I prove I've got proper tips done earlier?
    >>
    >>2634147
    How can you prove that?
    >>
    >>2634233
    by showing you my tips from another kicktipp
    >>
    >>2635776
    yes go on king
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    >>2638423
    Goalscorer: France
    Champion: Spain
    Semifinal: Spain, France, Brazil, England
    >>
    >>2640281
    the lazy admin cba to type that
    >>
    >>2640698
    he a busta ass nigga
    >>
    Any hax , like
    >>
    >>2649818
    no
    and fuck you, sperg
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PFKnTxjyM6w

    Password: shaw
    Join now!
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    >>2650112
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=uM1cH7H95vM
    shaw
    england celebration bunker
    >>
    >>2653542
    >https://www.haxball.com/play?c=uM1cH7H95vM
    bump
    >>
    @the usual suspects
    buy and install mecca chamaleon
    >>
    friday postponed due to messoy vs cuck
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=uM1cH7H95vM

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2649818
    >>
    hax
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3mo78_0bySw

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2707594
    Opps, wrong link.

    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XDIEsKmUkb8
    >>
    I am honest with you, I actually think about krubb in my daily life from time to time
    >>
    tonco win
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=zWJPL16LR-k

    come here
    pw: kara
    >>
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    >>2731674
    Doesn't work.

    hi where are the rooms
    >>
    bump let's play some hax

    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=zWJPL16LR-k

    pass: shaw
    >>
    buump let's play some hax

    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=zWJPL16LR-k

    pass: shaw
    >>
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    Now that the dust has settled how do we rate this
    >>
    >>2738650
    el enano kwabbed
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LCTYsQbWhWo

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2759560
    join
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LCTYsQbWhWo

    Password: shaw

    JOIN NOW!
    >>
    PARA DENTRO HOSTIA

    GET IN LADS
    >>
    >>2763187
    now then
    >>
    >>2763187
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LCTYsQbWhWo
    pass shaw
    >>
    clear bans?
    >>
    >>2783944
    >>2783944
    join now
    >>
    >>2783721
    >>
    >>2783721
    1 space left
    >>
    >>2783721
    Was good hax night
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LCTYsQbWhWo

    Pass:shaw
    JOIN
    >>
    >>2787231
    >>
    Everyone seems to like gimi, love even at times. The always cheerful, easy going, jovial gimi. But there is a darker, evil side of him which many of you will only realize much later...
    >>
    Weekend stats are in:

    Friday, 31 July 2026

    Goals

    AL-GIG — 16 goals
    PSOE 2 — 16 goals
    benchnaldo — 11 goals
    Cont — 10 goals
    Hitman00 — 9 goals
    Krubb — 9 goals
    rat — 8 goals
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 4 goals
    żydzi — 1 goal
    dxli — 0 goals
    ngubu — 0 goals

    Assists

    rat — 8 assists
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 7 assists
    benchnaldo — 7 assists
    Cont — 7 assists
    PSOE 2 — 6 assists
    AL-GIG — 5 assists
    Krubb — 3 assists
    ngubu — 3 assists
    dxli — 2 assists
    Hitman00 — 2 assists
    żydzi — 0 assists

    Own goals

    dxli — 3 own goals
    Cont — 2 own goals
    Krubb — 2 own goals
    rat — 2 own goals
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 1 own goal
    AL-GIG — 1 own goal
    Hitman00 — 1 own goal
    benchnaldo — 0 own goals
    ngubu — 0 own goals
    PSOE 2 — 0 own goals
    żydzi — 0 own goals

    Win rate

    Cont — 12–5 — 71%
    rat — 13–7 — 65%
    benchnaldo — 12–7 — 63%
    ngubu — 3–2 — 60%
    Krubb — 10–7 — 59%
    AL-GIG — 10–11 — 48%
    PSOE 2 — 10–12 — 45%
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 6–9 — 40%
    Hitman00 — 7–12 — 37%
    dxli — 6–15 — 29%

    Goals per game

    AL-GIG — 0.76 — 16 goals — 21 games
    PSOE 2 — 0.73 — 16 goals — 22 games
    Cont — 0.59 — 10 goals — 17 games
    benchnaldo — 0.58 — 11 goals — 19 games
    Krubb — 0.53 — 9 goals — 17 games
    Hitman00 — 0.47 — 9 goals — 19 games
    rat — 0.40 — 8 goals — 20 games
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 0.27 — 4 goals — 15 games
    dxli — 0.00 — 0 goals — 21 games
    ngubu — 0.00 — 0 goals — 5 games

    Goals + assists per game

    AL-GIG — 1.00 — 21 G+A — 21 games
    Cont — 1.00 — 17 G+A — 17 games
    PSOE 2 — 1.00 — 22 G+A — 22 games
    benchnaldo — 0.95 — 18 G+A — 19 games
    rat — 0.80 — 16 G+A — 20 games
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 0.73 — 11 G+A — 15 games
    Krubb — 0.71 — 12 G+A — 17 games
    ngubu — 0.60 — 3 G+A — 5 games
    Hitman00 — 0.58 — 11 G+A — 19 games
    dxli — 0.10 — 2 G+A — 21 games
    >>
    Saturday, 1 August 2026

    Goals

    AL-GIGA — 10 goals
    benchnaldo — 10 goals
    rat — 10 goals
    inzaghi — 9 goals
    Hitman00 — 8 goals
    shw — 8 goals
    rigged — 5 goals
    beserk — 4 goals
    Cont — 4 goals
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 2 goals
    INZAGHI (simone) — 2 goals
    ngubu — 2 goals
    Discipler — 1 goal
    zagrosrapistr — 1 goal

    Assists

    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 10 assists
    Cont — 6 assists
    AL-GIGA — 5 assists
    benchnaldo — 4 assists
    shw — 4 assists
    Ghosty — 3 assists
    Hitman00 — 3 assists
    rat — 3 assists
    beserk — 1 assist
    inzaghi — 1 assist
    >>
    >>2792410
    Win rate

    INZAGHI (simone) — 8–4 — 67%
    benchnaldo — 9–6 — 60%
    zagrosrapistr — 3–2 — 60%
    shw — 10–7 — 59%
    rigged — 8–6 — 57%
    beserk — 5–4 — 56%
    AL-GIGA — 11–9 — 55%
    Cont — 10–9 — 53%
    aaaaaaaaaaaa — 9–9 — 50%
    rat — 8–9 — 47%
    Hitman00 — 8–10 — 44%
    Discipler — 4–5 — 44%
    ngubu — 3–4 — 43%
    Ghosty — 7–11 — 39%
    inzaghi — 4–10 — 29%
    >>
    >>2792413
    Which one is the real indognesian?
    >>
    >>2792492
    good rate = gimi
    lowest rate = inzatard
    >>
    >>2792398
    Lol. your stats are absolutely cooked. I definitely had way more assists than this, and literally every game I played we won. Whatever, not important, just do better.
    >>
    hax
    >>
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    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LCTYsQbWhWo

    Password : shaw
    >>
    >>2807164
    4 spots left
    >>
    hax
    >>
    JOIN

    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LCTYsQbWhWo

    pw: shaw
    >>
    tfw no birfday hacxx
    >>
    >>2811473
    happy birthday dud
    >>
    ..
    >>
    hax
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PIu4TreTBtM

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2856397
    was killed by _____
    >>
    >>2857608
    cont
    >>
    >>2857554
    COUPLE SPOTS LEFT
    >>
    join
    join
    JOIN
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PIu4TreTBtM
    pass: shaw
    >>
    pump
    >>
    2027 edition in 100 posts
    >>
    ynr agni and krubb shitting up the thread till bump limit
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=PIu4TreTBtM
    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
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    >>2887244
    join
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    >>2887244
    1 spot left
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    lolcow
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    >>2887244
    >>
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    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=cHO69CBvL0Q

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2916540
    >>
    ngubu
    >>
    krubb
    >>
    up
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=cHO69CBvL0Q

    Password: shaw

    JOIN NOW!
    >>
    bump, room's almost full, join
    >>
    Meccha Chameleon after hax this weekend
    >>
    hax
    >>
    haxen
    wake up conta
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=cHO69CBvL0Q

    Password: shaw

    JOIN NOW!
    >>
    >>2960596
    >>
    <3
    >>
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    It's gonna be soon my birthday, sunday 20th september is my birthday. I’m hoping that all my /hax/ friends are going to celebrate me when the sunday start in the midnight.
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=cHO69CBvL0Q

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2963666
    spots left
    >>
    >>2963666
    >>
    twas a good hax night with no Autismus
    >>
    Thank you all for coming here on my birthday. Sorry that I left and came back to the room again, my ping was too high and my PC just constantly lagged when playing Haxball and got disconnected many times (I don't know why it happened). But it went great on saturday/sunday midnight, I'm having a great time on my birthday.
    >>
    >>2964123
    xD
    aye happy birthday dawg
    >>
    >>2964123
    Based hitman
    >>
    bitta hax
    >>
    >>2986194
    seconding that
    >>
    Any moment now (cont do something)
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    >>2986501
    >>
    >>2986501
    1 spot left
    >>
    will be good to see cont's apology to hitman tonight. he told me he's been working on it all day.
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
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    >>2990266
    join
    >>
    rigged
    >>
    >>2990266
    i would play but i dont like playing on servers with passwords so i think i will skip tonight :/
    >>
    shw
    >>
    I always try to play again, but still, always, there's boils tier niggers running rampant
    >>
    he's not well...
    >>
    >>
    >>2992357
    Good times. Was piss drunk and laughing too hard at Inzaghi's failure to defend.
    >>
    was it autism? (yes it was)
    >>
    >>2992357
    the WOATOTYOAT 2026
    >>
    >tfw sick
    blaming rat
    >>
    >>2992357
    goat ass save by cont, it has to be said
    >>
    >>2994801
    >t. cunt

    Inzaghi had the goal free by the end and could score when the ball went his way, but for some reason he decided to go downwards before shooting. It is beyond me. Love the guy though.
    >>
    >>2998997
    das crazy but hax tonight lol
    >>
    >>3015076
    tomorrow for me maybe
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    LET'S GOOO!
    >>
    hax
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN US!
    >>
    20 minutes...
    >>
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    >>3018861
    ...sisters?
    >>
    someone please tell contagious we don’t need to read another one of his shitty poems about his feelings in the discord
    >>
    hax
    >>
    >>3042689
    .
    >>
    >>3043196
    >>3042689
    Tentative.
    >>
    >>3043311
    Pending and awaiting approval*
    Approved*
    Hax when
    >>
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    Come join if no 4chin hax
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    LET'S GOOOO!
    >>
    >>3043766
    2 spots left
    >>
    >>3043766
    cum
    >>
    >>3043766
    join for 5v5
    >>
    ngubu rigged come on in
    >>
    >>3043766
    >>
    where TF rat...
    @krubb rope KEK
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
    >>
    well well
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN NOW!
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN US!
    >>
    @akrubb retard
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    LET'S GOOOOOO!
    >>
    >keeps lagging at worst possible moment
    why do we allow him to do this
    >>
    >>3105404
    3 spots left
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    >>3105404
    I use shaw as password but it keeps telling me "wrong password"
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    LET'S GOOOOOO!
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    >thread is nearly a year old
    >>
    >>3132304
    didn't haxball threads used to be on /sp/ back in the day?

    forgive me I only found this thread via web search and don't normal use /vm/

    p.s fuck the new captcha
    >>
    >>3135664
    Yerh, we fought with the /sp/ admins back in 2014 for a long time and they eventually gave up, then years later we moved to /vm/ to make things simpler for everyone.
    >>
    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Vylks0NZYjg

    Password: shaw

    JOIN!
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    https://www.haxball.com/play?c=1EjcZiVpevQ

    Password: shaw

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