>>141289
No Refunds (TM)

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As a card carrying member of this Somalian mudhut building forum I implore our benevolent nipponese overlord to look into the seriousness of this issue.
There was under 15 (fifteen) obsession threads on /tv/ and I desperately needed to post another one as my thread would have been better than the other 15 (fifteen) threads
My emails to [email protected] are repeatedly going unanswered
I would be willing to pay for a 2% rise in the janitorial staff wages over the next 10 to fifteen (15) years.

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I am willing to make it 3% more for jannies (over 15 years), can we talk about fixing this issue

Why is no one answering my emails is it [email protected] or [email protected]? Maybe I got it wrong

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I've calculated the total cost of reparations to be paid to me in installments over 15 (fifteen) months in whatever is the most popular memecoin shilled on /biz/ this week.
Total value is $0.00685 for two hours of downtime for a passholder, as I said Hiro can pay it in installments.

The emails still aren't getting through, I've cc'd [email protected] too but maybe because it's the weekend no one is responding to my incredibly serious requests.

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I HAVE DECIDED TO LOWER MY DEMANDS OF HIROYUKI MOOTASHI. I NOW ONLY REQUIRE $0.005 PAID IN 15 (FIFTEEN) INDIVIDUAL INSTALLMENTS AT YOUR PLEASURE
I HAVE TRIED EMAILING AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS RESPONDING TO [email protected] I DON'T KNOW WHY

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>>141518

Are people just giving me the incorrect email addresses, [email protected] isn't real is it? Why would /ck/ anons tell me this?

What's the actual support email address, no i will not use IRC, my mum says thats only for Chris Hansen.

>>141517
>What's the actual support email address
[email protected]

>>141518
that looks suspicious to me

>>141522
do you want me to post his bloody gmail or what?

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>>141524
why would I want to talk to the spirit of Harambe, that's scary as fuck
some of us fear the spirit world unlike you ghostern westerners who think nothing of straight up murdering a rare silverback gorilla in cold blood like it's another Saturday

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In fifteen (15) days I shall be submitting an appeal to have my post stickied as the most important post on this entire website, all boards
All boards, no compromise, you know I speak the truth,whateverbeit I forget what this thread was actually about but that's not important anymore clearly

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I HAVE REVISED MY DEMANDS, NOT ALL BOARDS BUT ALL BOARDS EXCEPT /tg/ AND /s4s/, MAYBE EVEN /int/
THE DEMANDS STILL STAND THOUGHBEIT, MAKE NO MISTAKE OF MY WHEREWITHAL HERE, IT IS MODERATELY SOMEWHAT SERIOUS IF NOT OVERLY MODERATELY SERIOUS IN HINDSIGHT

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My demands are super serious I just forget what they are at this point. Will definitely remember soon.

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I have remembered, but they are really serious, super even, so perhaps best to formulate my thought here on how super serious they are?
I can think of at least 15 (fifteen) issue of which I take problem with the running of this prestigious website. Three (3) of which I'm willing to share if the time is right and people ask nicely with polite intentions.

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Am willing to negotiate on the price for reparations, at least $0.0004 minimum for making this right.

Be a good person, you can pay i installments, promise to not lust over Japanese women anymore if you do the right thing here and refund my money

Hiromishma nuclear bomb, I promise to not drop another two if you do the right things and make /jp/ a red board

I have decided to change my request to $0.000350, this is a reasonable amount and I won't go any lower for getting repaid here

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I'm am reopening my singular class action lawsuit against Hiroshima Nagasaki, think of all the amazing effortposts lost to the wind due to downtime

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>>141984

High vulnerability CVE's are no excuse for not letting anons post highly desirable, informative effortposts such as mine on super prestigious boards such as /pw/, /vt/ and /vp/
There should be a backup site written in another language, probably ruby, call it 4tran
I will give Preston fifteen days (15) to draft a legal response on how I shall be refunded the additional fraction of a cent
Preferably in the worst memecoin known to man

>>141983
>probably ruby
Imageboard-on-Rails sounds interesting desu

>>141984
/n/ would highly approve of a rail based imageboard