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    Us 4chan Passers should get more perks.
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    >>138722
    such as..?
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    >>138723
    1. Bigger file size limit.
    2. Shorter wait time until you can delete your post.
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    >>138725
    >1. Bigger file size limit.
    would be based desu
    >2. Shorter wait time until you can delete your post.
    usecase?
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    >>138727
    >usecase?
    In case you forgot to remove your personal info from a screenshot.
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    >>138728
    anon, archives scrap everything in about 5 seconds
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    >>138729
    Hadn't thought of that one.
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    >>138729
    Then what's the point of the delete button?
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    >>138732
    fix markup, typos and other problems with your posts
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    >>138734
    ok
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    >>138723
    Ability to use videos with sound across every board, definitely the bigger file size limit, I think that is really it. Maybe make vip cooler, too..
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    What if we could attach multiple images to one post?
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    >>138722
    I agree

    yilauta, a finnish imageboard, has FAR more perks than 4chan
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    >>138722
    my main wishes are
    >doubled filesize limits
    >longer post character limits
    >maybe text formatting like on /qst/

    >>138814
    >play god
    >pin threads
    >immunity
    all would be great 4pass benefits

    >platinum tag
    >unlock all discussion boards
    we already have these

    >read everything
    >reveal secrets
    archives make these redundant, everything else is not relevant to 4chan
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    >>138818
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    >>138725
    This
    >>
    >>138722
    FACTS. /vip/GODS should be able to have the ability to post mlp ponies on other boards without a care of GR15.
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    >>138845
    kill yourself
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    >>138845
    keep on living
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    >>138725
    >1. Bigger file size limit.
    No, goes against the spirit of the site and a you might accidentally out yourself when you don't want to by absentmindedly posting a 6MB image without checking filesize first.
    >2. Shorter wait time until you can delete your post.
    This one is good but also the wait time should be lower for everyone anyway.
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    >>138845
    this, but only when you since4pass
    >>138981
    >and a you might accidentally out yourself
    I already do so when reply too quickly"
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    >>138814
    >play god
    fuck no
    >pin threads
    will be awful on fast boards like /v/ and general boards like /vg/
    >golden handshake
    is your Finnish IB reddit?
    >read everything
    >reveal secrets
    archives are free
    >platinum tag
    since4pass
    >immunity
    yes please
    >unlock all boards
    /vip/
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    >>138826
    >more recent media
    >create media packs
    filepicking is a matter of one's client, not the site
    >see edited posts
    again, is that IB reddit?
    >follow more threads
    TW is free in 4chan-JS and -X
    >highlight your posts
    since4paas
    >double xp
    reddit???
    >get out of jail free
    again would really appreciate this
    >customize the layout
    4chan-x is free
    >More stats
    datamining active viewers per thread is NOT a good idea
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    >>138723
    >>138722
    we should be allowed to attach multiple images to one comment, like they could on doublech@n and even Sharty.
    And let us <orangetext too.
    These features would also give publicity for the pass which would get more people to buy it.
    >>138727
    >>138732
    >type up comment
    >end comment by saying "pic-related"
    >go search for a picture to attach
    >find picture
    >download it
    >post comment
    >mfw I forgot to attach the pic and I can't delete my post
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    >>139278
    >we should be allowed to attach multiple images to one comment
    this would break pretty much all third-party archives, clients and other projects
    also it's only useful with imagedumps, which are gay
    >And let us <orangetext too.
    yeah that would be funny I guess, but the thing with greentext is that it's not "true formatting" like, say, spoiler tag, but something CSS theme does with every line that starts with ">", so detecting Pass users might be a bit difficult
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    >>139283
    >this would break pretty much all third-party archives, clients and other projects
    Implying this is a bad thing, there's only one good client anyway and he fixes things in a few days
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    >>139469
    the last thing 4chan needs is for the archive scrappers to break
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    The mods in /pw/ are compromised
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    i should get a gf
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    >>138981
    >and a you might accidentally out yourself
    Then just add a checkmark in the quick reply box, it will work similarly to the spoiler button, but instead it lets you post larger files
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    passfags should be allowed to post webms and mp4s with SOUND anywhere
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    >>139655
    just /vip/ would be nice
    on top of bigger file limits here
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    >>139655
    yes. especially now that spam and AI have fucked all the boards.
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    >>138722
    File size limit increase and sound in video files across all boards. That's all I want and all that anyone should want.
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    >>139747
    >sound in video files across all boards
    I feel like this would be too obnoxious
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    >>138723
    a free blowjob every year
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    They should bring back the poop blog :(
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    >>139842
    the WHAT?
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    >>139842
    just saying shit atp
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    >>138722
    10% in crypto back after 1 year
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    >>139848
    >>139859
    >they don't have the prerequisite information
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    >>139901
    >it's real
    literal shitposting holy shit that's very important
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    I want my posts on other boards to sparkle.
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    >>139938
    >sparkle
    like twilight?
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    >>139939
    Exactly like Twilight.
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    Legit, how am I supposed to show my huge vip dick
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    >>139958
    options -> since4pass
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    >>138735
    How did you do that
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    >>140378
    use ["sjis"] tag
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    >>140380
    testing
    testing
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    >>140380
    >>140437
    wtf. What other tricks do I not know about?
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    >>138818
    What could POSSIBLY go wrong if we allowed people to ban each other.
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    testing
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    >>138723
    No ads.
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    >>138723
    Ability to highlight non-pass pleb posts with dunce hats that only other passgods can see
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    we should be able to ban any user for 1 hour once a week
    passers have immunity of course
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    we don't need any more benefits unless we can get a japan gf
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    >>140760
    how about hiroyuki in a wig?
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    >>139591
    Bam!
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    >>140714
    Yes
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    >>138723
    >>138725
    bigger file size limit and being able to post webm's or mp4's with sound anywhere on the board would be neato
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    I got a warning on /pw/ for telling a guy who was spamming to stop
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    I want to be able to post via a tor hidden service. Even facebook has one, why not 4chan?
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    >>140861
    deserved
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    >>140907
    >Even facebook has one
    even reddit and xitter have them, therefore hidden services are normieshit
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    >>138722
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    >>140971
    >sloppa
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    >>140972
    You deserve no less
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    SPIKE DIES!
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    boomp
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    >>138722
    Agreed.
    Should definitely be able to color the text, have a higher character limit per post, and maybe either up to four images per post, or just a higher data limit per post.
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    >>141070
    bro... your canvas...
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    yeah.
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    >>138725
    >the website acknowledges that webp exists for you
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    >>141586
    >reveal hour passcode by posting garbage
    I don't know about this, Nonny
    >>
    >>141587
    english please
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    >>141588
    >reveal your typo [4chan Pass] by posting [shittiest image format possible, i.e. garbage]
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    >>141589
    meds. now
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    >>138723
    Replace all frogposts with cute Japanese women posts
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    >>138814
    >you need to interact with Finnish people
    nah
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    >>141586
    >why not screenshot the pic into a global moderator approved™ file format?
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    I agree, even if its something stupid or small. Id like more
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    Get access to exlusive merch
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    >>141672
    >implying hiro is able to do merch runs
    we can't even get a fucking mug
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    >>141672
    they should send out free brownies from /k/ meetups
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    >>138723
    Not getting banned for bullshit.

    I just got a 3-day ban from a blue board for "posting in an off-topic thread". Didn't show me any evidence that I did, didn't reference the thread at all. How the fuck am I supposed to know it's off-topic??

    Whatever. I have three passes so it's just a matter of opening another browser and switching VPN connections. But I shouldn't have to do it. I should NEVER be banned because I'm special and I'm smarter than everyone else.
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    >>141694
    >I have three passes
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    >>141697
    Yes, because I get banned for completely unearned 'infractions'. I'm outspoken and post my true thoughts and this causes dumbshits to report me. Then the janitors will side with the complainers and I get a ban. And then maybe I forget which browser and pass are banned and I try to post when my VPN is changed and suddenly I'm "ban evading", now it's three fucking MONTHS.
    No, I'm not dealing with that OR the random reward hassle of using a third party proxy site.
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    >>141694
    kek based retard
    > 3 passes really?
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    imagine being such a prolific shitposter you need 3 fucking passes because you get too many bans
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    >>141702
    Yes.

    >>141703
    I'm not a prolific shitposter. I have 25 bans total and I honestly don't think I deserved a single one.
    The main problem was getting hit with the "ban evasion" bans that last so fucking long. And they never, ever reverse their decision no matter how eloquent a case I present. They just ignore me or I get a message that because of a "lengthy ban history", it MUST be my fault.
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    >>141704 #
    >They just ignore me or I get a message that because of a "lengthy ban history", it MUST be my fault.
    I have had MULTIPLE GR1s and GR4s on my passcode and have yet to get an appeal denied for " lengthy ban history"

    Evasion by posting like a poorfag has yet to give me "ban evasion"

    Just what the FUCK were you posting to get mods' attention like that?
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    >>141706
    But have they ever overturned on appeal and let you back early?
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    >>141708
    GR1s were permabans, Anon
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    >>141709
    So what was your reasoning? "It wasn't me." ?
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    >>141710
    One GR1 I distinctly remember is me quoting a pedonigger without actually using
    >quotation
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    My bans are nothing that would personally offend a mod. Unless that mod is a christian or a MAGAfag or an anime weeb. I tend to ridicule those people when they force their shit on a hobby board.
    And then ironically I get "off-topic" bans for it. That's what most of my bans are. I have screenshots of every one and the comment I was banned for. It's always just me bitching about something. They're bans purely by technicality and if there was some court I could argue my case in I'd win. It doesn't surprise me though (I should have been a lawyer). I get under peoples' skin IRL too. People who dislike me really strongly dislike me. But my friends are really loyal.
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    >>141712
    >I have screenshots of every one and the comment I was banned for
    post 'em
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    >>141713
    No.
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    >>141704
    >I have 25 bans total
    >no I am definitely not a prolific shitposter
    kek*3000
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    >>141712
    >People who dislike me really strongly dislike me
    have you ever considered not being retarded both online and offline? I get the feeling your life would improve very quickly
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    We should, but sadly it's nothing we can petition for.
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    Check out my latest ban. It's one of the most bullshit ones yet. The image and topic are CLEARLY food, and look at the reason they fucking banned me.

    Oh well, I've got two other passes. I'm going to see if they ban me again!
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    Can janitors see all the posts from a certain IP?

    If so, I genuinely think this is personal. Like they will look for any reason to ban me no matter how scant or backwards the reasoning.
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    >>141768
    are you getting bullied on the internets anon?
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    >>141774
    No, I think they feel that I'm doing the bullying. You know how these types are. They wouldn't have become janitors in the first place if they had self esteem. They love an underdog. So when I drop one of my devastating paragraphs making fun of whatever they hold dear, they need to get it removed immediately so they and their community don't look so stupid.

    I'm great at making people look stupid. And it's rather easy here.
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    >>141781
    >So when I drop one of my devastating paragraphs
    kekaroo

    >I'm great at making people look stupid. And it's rather easy here.
    Don't go to a disability home and act tough, seems a bit on the nose
    This place has so many retards in abundance everywhere, it doesn't make you any smarter
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    passholders should get less rights in my opinion (opinion)
    it would be funny and you all know it
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    >>141792
    *fewer

    Dumbshit.
    >>
    >>141793
    I said less not fewer
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    >>141794
    "Less rights" doesn't make sense though. Rights is plural. You can say "less money". But not "less dollars".

    Don't look stupid. Do English correctly.
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    >>141795
    stop baiting me anon
    less money is less dollars
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ANONS ARE TALKING ABOUT

    Ever since I signed up for a pass, these big titted women came out of nowhere and told me they were from 4chan HQ and they love giving me handjobs and blowjobs all the time

    There's more than enough 4hcan perks!
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    >>141820
    >4chan HQ
    RapeApe's rented basement?
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    The servers are located in a moldy basement next to sex slave cages
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    There should be a better way for non paying posters to know they are interacting with VIP members. The poor's should know we are royalty
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    >>141850
    >poor's
    You are stupid.
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    >>141768
    certain ones can. this was exposed during the dox event last year
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    unironically turn off word filters for passholders just to fuck with retard captcha pigs
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    >>142019
    also make no mention of it anywhere, just do it and let them lose their minds wondering why
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    >>142019
    so᠏y
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    Do you guys get kicked out of your pass a couple times a day and have to sign back in? What is that?
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    >>142022
    check this box
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    >>142021
    >implying this board matters in anyway whatsoever
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    >>142028
    >>>/trash/86155139
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