Previous: >>586345010New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus 11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
wow i hate japan so much but i still play the horse gmae
good morning, againoh my god I forgot to look if this came out since X requires me to log in on phone for verification...aaahhhhh she's so pretty. in loveoh another fun fact: festival inari isn't *entirely* useless if pump, encroaching shadow AND cheer hits frame 1. then it's better than no unique by like...1 feet, but we take those.
Mambo 502
>>586360230Matikanes!
>my trainee showed up with another man
I can judge a book by it's cover.
>>586360297many such cases
Mambo won
>>586360304Ew, what a flattie
Mambo lost
>>586360373You’re supposed to do that dumbass. That’s what a book cover is for
Drama?
Love flat.
>>586360402>>586360419Schrödinger's Mambo.
>>586360446Mambo wasn't punished but their danchou is quitting.
Which umamusume is gonna rape you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
Schrodingers mambo
>>586360446I HATE CURREN
It's mambover .....
>>586360436
>>586360373Cover says a lot about the book.Unless it's a Pelevin's book.
>>586360408EW A DISGUSTING FREAK OF NATURE OLD HAG SAGGY TITS DRIED UP EGGS!!!!!!!
>>586360495>Durandal
>>586360495No...
>>586360540Must be rough knowing that SIL will never mature into an uma this sexy
I'm gonna go play with myself right now
inb4 some php haxxor still submits fans, pushing mambo out
morning coffeewith extra milkjust caught up watching the akiten, very exciting race, shame Regaleira couldn't get past Ho Biscuits quicker
>>586360495AIEEEEEEEE
>>586360621It should be possible if timestamp is on client side.I believe cygames are retarded enough for this.
>>586360447based and flatpilled
>>586360373the whole "don't judge a book by it's cover" it's just jewish propaganda making you feel bad if you don't buy a product because you don't like it without trying it.Like the "money doesn't make you happy", all bullshit propaganda preventing you to be actually happy and turning you down to achieve what you really want.
>>586360686Dont bother trying to run
Did you fail NNN?
>>586360495>K.S. MiracleIt's ok
>>586360447>>586360736i prefer fat and big, but Suzuka makes me act unwise
>>586360781White people be like: "Did you jerk off today?"
>>586360781I did it to the latest TER again, a TL got posted on sadpanda.
in a way if you think about itwe are all in mambo
>>586360495Uhh bros... Am I safe?
>>586360748
>>586360736>>586360834Suzuka erotic.
Okay so did mambo survive or not
>>586360945barely survived
>>586360945probably yeah
>>586360945Wait 4 hours
>>586360945In 4 hours we'll know
>>586360686nice
>>586360945Doxxsite says no, insider said yes. No one knows
when in doubtselect highest rated uma
>>586360304Go back to sleep
>>586360858Ogurinonce...
>>586361042be nice
>>586361161It's about to burst.
if mambo survives, we should kill the doxxsite for giving us false hope of mambogeddon.
>borrowed speed bakushin instead of guts bakushin
>>586361273>guts bakushinlol
>>586361273>accidentally did the right thing
>>586360304You missed the race...
>>586360495Pog???
>>586361236What a sexy creature
>>586361329?? what race
>>586361236Spechud HATE
>>586361235SEX
>>586361418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoRwoksuergTenno Sho
>>586360495my pelvis...
>>586360408>refuses sex with you>wastes your carats because her support card is human rights>you end up not being able to scout your oshii hate this bitch like you don't believe. i hope they hold out on her banner during the entirety of GM and replace it with something else.
Did you use the extra hour to get more fans?
>>586360593sexy, yes. but her support card literally bricks your account if she agemasens you. probably the worst support card banner to ever be released in the history of uma
>>586360374Yap Falcon
WHERE'S MR.CB? WHERE'S THE NEW SCENARIO?
>>586361678it might literally be 1st of december
>>586361612Yes I got in an extra auto and then in the last 20 minutes did a rushed manual run to failure for 500k fans
Flash still got it
>>586361473OMFG BS RESULTSsomehow didn't get spoiled at least lole thanks for letting me knowgod damn it looks so pretty love that time of day with the luscious green turf...aaaaa
>>586361612I'm still doing parent loops while on tallying.
>>586361721Lovey-dovey sex with Wife Motion
>>586361612I did, but now I'm free to do ace runs until my meme team is done
Thoughts?
Does it make any sense to stay on A+ if I'm consistently pulling 300 per month?
>>586361970only you can answer that question depending on what you want with a club
>>586360495Who the fuck is Phalaenopsis and what does she even do?
>>586361970300 fans is good enough for mambo
>>586361970No. clubs are only used to earn carats, the players in them don't matter.You should join the top clubs, those indonesians earn the most carats
>>586361970If you like your club, yesif you don't mind leaving them behind you might as well join /uma/club and get the bonus S gibs
>>586361721Everyone was tallking about the Ebayan race that I completely forgot about this one, would have said something about it yesterdayWas rooting for CDN of course but he jobbedAnd my underdog fav Seiun Hades jobbed too
the more I see of ramonu, the more anxious I get of her inevitably cucking me out of getting her card to MLB...
>>586361970mambwo nyo...
>>586362069that's just statistically impossible honey
waheymorningu
>>586361970It's all about sentimental value at that point if you had to ask
>>586362114It's noon bwo
Imagine getting Helios in daily paid pulls? Best feeling in the world
>>586362102you haven't been through the hell I was in when I used up in 600 for each of the current core three SSRs
if you wanted carats, maybe try getting a job
caved in and got the daily carat pack last month. how much of a difference maker are the daily paid pulls? specifically, when it comes to support cards?
Is it a good idea to use Kitasan White as parent to Tama festival? Looks like a good idea? Or nah?
>>586362195yeah so what.....
>>586362318What are you planning to do?
>>586362318elaborate a bit why
any chance they increase the free pulls for ramonu wit?
>>5863616782nd of december
>>586362302>specifically, when it comes to support cards?Bad idea, also 500 carats it's only 10 days of daily pulls, it's better to roll Umas
>>586362318don't make cm23 parents until GM drops you will be wasting time
next bread will be butter
You're a fucking horse girl you stupid fuckWhat do you want me to do
>>586362395lol
>>586362395lmao
hateramonuhateramouhateramonuhateramonu
>>586362395svrely they'll merge it with ancestors just like they released throne at the strat of MANT!!!!
>>586362372>>586362374First of all, im kinda new, but idea is something like>Kitasan White is insane parent for fronts, just like Seyun Sky>It's a good idea to give Tama angling for lucky pace >So you can use Kita white too as parrent and positioning is good you need to be 3 or less, good for pace
>>586362395you had months to prepare gwo. if it's really bad just flip burgers for a while and then you'll have enough for Ramonu after they delay it again
>>586361909Some people are doing team trials but can't send an auto. What the fuck? It's like extra 30 seconds.
>>586362395No, 120 is already the maximum they do. But there is a chance that the Ancestors card is added to the banner.>>586362428Nonsense, making parents now is perfectly fine as long as you hit SS reliably.It's not like GM being out is going to instantly get you anything good for parent farming.
>>586362448...to give her something good to eat?
>>586362426fuck. so I got the carat pack for nothing?>>586362521that would be worse since it will dilute further the amount of ramonus you get
>>586362395
>>586362573>But there is a chance that the Ancestors card is added to the banner.no there isn't
>>586362448*unzip pants*eat this
>>586362428Yeah i wont ofc>>586362580>fuck. so I got the carat pack for nothing?You getting ten pull of out it and 500 paid carats (another ten pulls with daily rolls) pretty good value though
I still haven't used my starter selector. Missing 2 umas from it.
>>586362448>fucks suzuka’s plushie in front of her Your move creep
>>586362580>that would be worse since it will dilute further the amount of ramonus you gethow the fuck do people still not understand how banners work.ramonu is 0.75% and if ancestors is added, it's also 0.75%all it would do it get you less spooksdouble banners are always better than single banners
ALL THE FUCKING SPARKS IN THE WORLD AND THE ONLY THING THIS BITCH INHERITS IS RAINY FUCKING DAY FROM THE BORROWED GRANDPARENT
>>586362580thats not how probabilty works....
>>586362469>>586362483>>586362614
GIVE ME COCK BALL RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>586362553>im kinda newI assume you're building for CM23, yes you can do that. But wait until GM comes for easier SS and better skills. >Kitasan White is insane parent for fronts, just like Seyun SkyOnly for mediums specifically. Probably a couple exceptions but I haven't looked into it.
>>5863627032mama...
>>586362553kitasan white inherit can work for pace chasers so you can do that if you wantbut I wouldnt bother with angling
>>586362720should I bring dom doms for this?maybe speed eaters too
OISU NAISU NEICHA DEEEEESSSSSSSS
>>586362580You'll get about 1500 carat trinkled in throughout the a month. Also if you buy the carat pack for 3 months you can pull on a scam banner with the 1500 paid carat you saved, implying you don't do paid daily pulls
>>586360540
new gaslight just dropped
>>586362815dominator if using brickeytriple speed eater if you aren't
>>586362684doesn't that just mean you have a higher chance of getting OLB ramonu and OLB ancestors instead of a 1LB ramonu in 200?
>>586362882That's nice anon but what's the gold skill
>>586362553If you read kita white ult conditions you'll notice it has a length requirement and it's mostly effective in medium tracks
>>586362873carat draining haguma-denying support card banner
rape potential I THINK>>586362064yuhhh same AND same........kwab getting retired after this year for sure...
>>586363008I mean there's no way anyone would be playing Pace Tama on Sprint/Dirt Mile
Another million fans for dancho.
Shiny Flashhttps://x.com/chiikawa_opan/status/2116823595389432086
>>586363121gwocho, fans during tallying go to the void :(
>>586363008>>586362740>Tama festival is medium umaThis is even better bwos>>586362778I need to have it bwo...
>>586360495No one will believe me
>>586360781I haven't failed yet (believe it or not).I'm itching for it tho, and I touched a little bit without finishing
>>586363176Other umamusume fear her so they might.
>>586363149frashu is a very pretty horse
Tomakomai
>>586360495But she's my childhood friend, she wouldn't do such a thing to me, right?
>>586362943You have a 3% chance for an SSR. A rate up SSR is 0.75% chance, so with only one card on the banner, spooks are 2.25% and with two cards, spooks are 1.5%.>>586362826It's probably better to just save paid carats from anniversary selectors or other packs to eventually use on step-up banners (starting from the 3rd anniversary), which are a pretty decent deal.
come dirt with me.338572583385725833857258
>>586363283He is!
>>586361970>consistentlynope, move up
>>586363285How was it
>>586363329Too early gwo...
>>586362553>lucky paceIMO unlikely to happen in CM23, but it should be fine anyway as she has strong mid-race to climb the ranks.You may also consider OG Spechan, who has basically the same affinity and a similar inherit but requires you to overtake someone in the late-race. Could be a good combo.
I explained to my trainer how disgusting and gross and fat uma hags are and he was very interested and kept asking me for more details.... so i told him their eggs are expiring so they're really desperate and they'll drain you... I never saw him again....
>>586363382>>586363285I can understand why Tarumae is so fucking fat now. Someone post her fat tits.
>>586363391please?
Is ao3 kil forever?
>>586363073Looks good I think but I dun know anything about backliner umas desu. I'll join some rooms if you wanna test her outSooner he retires sooner he becomes an uma at least. I really wanna roll for him, we'll still have to wait another 4 years or something after he comes out tho...Maybe I'll make a JP account would be cool messing around a bit there to check out all the new scenarios
>>586363475only for 2 weeks
>>586363525>Maybe I'll make a JP account would be cool messing around a bit there to check out all the new scenariosbeen kinda wanting to do this but rotting with 2 uma accounts is too much so I'll prolly just wait...
>>586360495
>>586363462Now I want one too
>>586363073I think of doing end Inari one too, but people says it's better to bring dom...
>>586363628dom is gay and homosexual so I will try anything to not resort to that...
Hokko Taraumae's written sizes don't seem to match her body's actual sizesHuh?
Any clubs that'll have some spot after reset?
>>586363771You will know in exactly 4 hours.
>>586363748Some Umas have cheater bullshit outfits see also: Fuji Kiseki
>>586363329Join pls 2/3
>>586363771mambo
>>586363771see>>586358629>uma&co, dacchis, umadash, autisuma and rebricked
>>586363591I won't be super active on it if I make it, probably won't even do any CMs. I'd just use it to uma roll. Sometimes Global is kinda dead too. My Dirt teams pretty much done so I don't have anything to do other than auto parents till GM comes out
skip skippy 67
I don't get it, why did Dober start talking about pairs?
>>586363771umatism
>>586363805noget a life
fucking hell almost forgot cm started today
>>586363832>>586363832/uma/ club has one too but you'd be replacing a very friendly chatty random that filled and made the quota so it's iffy
>>586363938d-don't take it wrong!!!!!
I want to roll for the Wei Demon because I like her seiyuu, but guhhh... my pull plan isn't letting me do it.
I am a sensitive young trainer without a club
>>586363921skip 7
>>586362882>brand new card is the same as a 2 year old onewhat was cygames thinking
>>586364167???you think card stats are ever gonna change?
Tama sexohttps://litter.catbox.moe/m1b0eemmo1jf3ww9.jpg
Why is Biwa so eager about ruining Brian's street cred?
>>586364230Ramonu kinda did mog all the precious wit cards
>>586363329No one is joining
>>586364256was there a full archive of this artist's stuff somewhere?
>>586364230???you don't?
>>586363837yuh same mega casual open if anything, I wanna play Still...
>>586364278Because she's the big sister
Jongers?!
>>586364281>Ramonugenuinely, kill that overpowered piece of shit card. never should have been made.
>>586364281honestly wit teio and wit oguri are really good cards
>>586360495She can try
>>586360495lol.
>>586364230we are still in the period where cygames have not quite figured out how to milk us like the little piggies we arebut do not worry, it's starting soonprepare your tit milk for the constant power creep
>>586364514...
>wake up>danon decile wonSPEGOOOOOOOODS
>>586363329yay ok I'm happy, will improve digitan nextmore rooms soon hopefully
so washed xitter doesn't recommend him as a search anymore
>>5863630254 years of foresight. If you dont have enough carats for Ramonu and your oshis you have no one to blame but yourself
>>586364572>festive miracle proc on moxie and she moves forward>heart goes doki dokiyeah, doing that......... only need to survive inspos...
i want to fuck uma i want to fuck uma i want to fuck uma
>>586364626what are your inspo goals thenA/A/A?or like F/S/A
>>586364613I am on track to have 3 sparks saved up, but it feels like she's gonna act like a bitch and restrict me to 3LB even with all of that. Yes, I have a crystal but it will feel like absolute shit to not see her roll in at least once in all those pulls
>>586363938Don't worry about it
ushimusume
>>586364536evil horse
>>586364565spechud might soon disappear from the title screen but her legacy will rule over the keiba anyhow
>>586364613>>586364726also, it will heavily lock me out of specialist cards if Ramonu does end up cucking me. which she will, because she is a ruthless bitch who preys on an anon's suffering
>>586364572>My CM 19 mile winer taiki was like 7th hereDamn it's funny, i already doing my parrents
she's big
it does not feel rng heavy at all
sambauma uma sambasamba samba samba samba
sweet lovemaking with Dober
>>586364850sprint being rng is a shitter cope anywaywe've known that since cm9
>>586364850post you're taishin
>>586360495I'm in danger?
>>586364725Mile S, front A, dirt A of course.
laurel's screams during the gang beast CM...
Rickey is the next hitler
>>586364572IM FUCKING RETARDED I THOUGHT IT WAS STAM/GUTS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT so I've been optimizing for 600/600 (with great mood) guhhhhhhhhhat least it didn't affect inari>>586364835technically they are reusable, but there are plenty of good dirt skills you want to grab now from shop hints so would suck to miss out on those. especially Muddy
>>586364942what of it?
>>586364872Am I allowed to have Dober's birthday gift be a kiss on the cheek
>>586364879she's #ok
rorel fuck sex sex sex sex
>>586364926bruh......may umallah be with you
i woke up what a terrible day
honestly at this point i wish umamusume was actually a bit more randomforesight + simulations have killed lot of the magic
>>586365240not me
that 5%? me. because that cold-hearted stacy is a complete and utter bitch
>>586365038That's sexual harassment
steamed ogulin soup...
It's No Nut November
surely you guys saved SOME uncap crystal right?getting MLB with pulls alone is a very bad idea
I hate ramonu. I hate GM.
>>586365116need to remake a parent and it will be a front B+dirt A situation, so it's only 2 inspos that are neededsurely I'll get lucky, or just give up at some point thanks for the hosting btw
>>586365240I would never play a gacha without foresight. These companies want to bleed your dry for every cent you got and I'll take every advantage I can get. I dont use sims lol
Ogurin....?
>>586364381idk how much catch up mechanics JP has but comp stuff just feels too hard, no Seiun, no Epiphaneia. Feels impossible to build anything good.I hear people hype Stills career a lot really wanna roll for her in Global too. Lot's of other careers I'd wanna do in JP too, Calstone, Cheval Grand, Espoir, Chrono, Almond Eye etcI don't really wanna buhi for selectors in JP tho tho so yeah... I don't think I'll manage to play all of them till they come out in Global
how long does Tachyon speed remains relevant after GL?
>>586365448>tattoos
>>586365418not all of us were lucky enough to MLB kita, creek, and finemo, bwomaybe it's just me. the biggest lucklet posting in this thread
>>586365418I will have 4.So I'll roll 200 and spent however many I need to MLB it.
>>5863654822 more scenarios, you will ONLY use it for paces on GM tho
>>586365482If you're a pace main then she lives until SiL
>>586365448That's a tranny
>>586365448>ugly tattoos>oguri crap cosplayUma larp
Nice Nature November
>>586365509that alone ruins itwhy do ppl get them I don't get it
mambros... we did it... again.. but at what cost..
Jerked off to uma samba again.
>>586365616>posting a man
>>586365629>502
>>586365240Same desu. There’s almost never a moment where someone wins off random bullshit with the sole exception of running Summer Goldship
>>586365482DOA on GM because 0 RB
reminder to my fellow umaericans, reset is now at 10am est again
>ancestors will be added to Ramonu bannerWHY ARE PEOPLE GASLIGHTING THIS SO HARD? IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO BE KEKKED
>>586365428I guess it's not THAT bad then...still lots of resetting tho but would be kewl. good luck and np>>586365472yeh prolly have to splooge a bit if you want to even be somewhat competitive just for open so best to save that for idk if someone hacks the global servers and deletes everything + backups lol
>completing no nut november gives you a unique trainer skill>november also coincides with an umamusume’s heat cycle What did the three goddesses mean by this
>>586365594GM may not be this month, but I'll still enjoy NNN thoroughly.
I've forgotten to jerk off before NNN started...
>>586365747>he doesn't know
>>586365782Nonstop Nakadashi November with Mejiro Dober
>>586365775Stop fapping to the whore
>>586365629If I got up early I could have done a few more runs
>>586363460>bro not again
>>586365768it's not a gaslightit's a plea of desperation
>went through the trouble of using B*jin to make an Ardan NSM ace>it's complete ass and Curren who has to rely on Competitive Spirit + Winter Runner + Focus Groundwork has the most winsIs GW Pace seriously the new meta at this point?
>>586365448Funny how this tatooed whore tried to hide it. They'll never be as pure as umas
autis/uma/ has ONE slot available this month for any dacchi wanting to join an A+ club with the main rule being play the game and hit 45m/month (which is basically 1.33 clanker runs per day!) if you wanna join send me your id and i'll add you as soon as the reset comes around and i kick our bwo who couldnt even make it close to quota this monthsee you there
seeing Ramonu, and the word "Ramonu" is already cauaing me to spiral. Fuck, the banner can't come soon enough so that I can come to terms with that bitch cucking me out of uncaps already
>>586365768GM is the most hated scenario in JP tier lists precisely because of the shit they pulled with ancestors bannerCygames is AWARE and WILL rectify it for their global audienceSource: i read it from the shit stains in tracen toilet bowl
>>586365902>Is GW Pace seriously the new meta at this point?Always has been. I talked about this like back in old-Unity. Pace is kind of similar to fronts.
>>586365902thats because NSM doesnt work
>>586365902always has been you just didn't want to listen
>>586365932It's around December, start buying carats, goy.
naked nice nature
>>586365902>use bad card>make bad umahuh
Isn't it possible to check Mambo's club rank if we just went to their club info ingame?
>>586365902>he doubted witGOD
mejiro fuck mejiro sex mejiro umanko
>>586365902gw pace is so retarded just front atp lolby just running one I'm cucking everyone trying to promote so they waste 5 gorillion spalso a good counter to pasa in general at least with machan
>snackers getting antsy alreadyuh huh
>>586366003Thanks witgod.
>>586366062cygames hides the final tallies til done tallying
>umama hours Sigh
I haven't trained any aces yet any tips? I don't have cheer halopace Oguri+Flower+Curren fine?
Remember, no snacks.
>>586366178How will we know if what rank they got after the tally
>>586366242Good enough
So how was your Halloween? Did you go outside or just grind Uma all day?
curren game!
Neth actually carried mambo
>>586366276>outsideLMAO
>>586366276I met up with irl friends and we played a apsooky tabletop one shot. It was a lot of fun.What about your Halloween, anon?
halloween isnt a real holidayjust a burger invention
i did trick or treat the trick was rape
>>586366384You mean the treat
>>586366265mambros will get a splash screen with reward like everyone else after tally finishes
>>586366276I’m stuck at work dealing with a weirdo patient who says they hate me but respect my work ethic and having to watch over a dude that’s about to die in a day or so
rape is not funny
>>586366276I went to sleep at 7 and woke up at midnight to texts and messages from friends not even an hour after I went to sleep if I wanted to go out just finished my CM runs, made it to A
>>586366331My Kitasan New Year parents refused to give me groundwork spark and I start thinking /uma/ lied to me
I want to remove an umamusume's ear socks.
End Uma Rape
>>586366276why are you asking this when all the halloween-observing people have gone to bed
