Previous Thread: >>586290140>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>10/28 After Maint – 11/11 10:59Hifumi (Racing – Limited)Azusa (Racing – Limited)Rana (Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/705>Events:Start Your Engines! Long live No. 183! – 10/28 After Maint – 11/11 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Nightmare Train (Urban) – 11/4 11:00 – 11/11 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 10/29 11:00 – 11/25 3:592x Bounty – 10/28 4:00 – 11/4 3:592x Account EXP – 10/31 4:00 – 11/2 3:592x Normal – 11/4 4:00 – 11/8 3:592x Account EXP – 11/7 4:00 – 11/9 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>10/27 After Maint – 11/3 1:59Hikari (Limited)Nozomi (Limited)Aoba (Welfare)Saori (Swimsuit – Limited)Hiyori (Swimsuit – Limited)Misaki (Swimsuit)>Recollection Recruitment:Wakamo, Hoshino (Swimsuit), MikaHanako (Swimsuit), Hina (Dress)>News:Livestream Day 1: https://www.youtube.com/live/LHjOwvjrrVE – 11/7 1:00Livestream Day 2: https://www.youtube.com/live/Xitk8QV_n_g – 11/8 1:00Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3567638>Events:Highlander Railroad Runaway Incident: And the Train Disappeared – 10/27 After Maint – 11/10 1:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 11/3 2:00 – 11/10 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 10/27 After Maint – 11/2 18:59Grand Assault: Hod (Indoor – Torment w/Heavy & Elastic Armor) – 11/3 2:00 – 11/9 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 10/14 2:00 – 11/9 18:592x Lesson – 10/26 19:00 – 11/2 18:592x Normal/Hard – 11/2 19:00 – 11/9 18:593x Bounty/Scrimmage – 11/9 19:00 – 11/16 18:592x Account EXP – 11/13 19:00 – 11/15 18:59
Total Rana molestation
>>586306881>hina halloween
If you really love Rin why didn't you roll on her banner?
>saw this thing on /jp/do people actually fuck and roleplay while wearing these creeppy """costumes"""?
>>586306919you win this timeforgot your spoiler
>>586306885just like my russian videos...
>>586306961CUTE
all the gay gookako posts are actually falseflags, i only like penises if they belong to a girl
>>586306881>unironically midori best>ao panties>momoi underwear>kanoe saiba
There's the gako we all know and hate
>>586307091speedy seia...
>>586307028Cкaжи этo
Red Winter WON
My Wide Bride trying to scare me on halloween
Hello, fellow Blue Archivist. Which student's stool will we be speculating about today? I do wonder how many bowel movements Miyo averages per day.
>>586307172>>>/vg/nikg
>>586307078No you're not me.I am me. You are me.
Mighty peculiar...
>>586306881>Evil girl sex
>>586307168AAAAAAAH!!!
>>586307172Students don't poop retard
Rana's cousin
>>586307261but Kaya did nothing wrong
FOXES OWE ME SEX
VGL27 poll. This is not the suggestion poll. This is the one after.Poll will be over on November 2 - 2:00 AM UTChttps://forms.gle/JeTgb6GwAQHwHhik6
marimba
>>586307313I really like Otogi's butt here.
>>586307256we are legion
>>586307309She lost, and nothing is more evil than failure.
>yellow goz indoor tormentWHO THE FUCK DO I USE FOR THIS??????????????????
Why are we so slow
>>586307338I voted!
Closer...
>>586307465Uuuuuuuuuuuh, Mika?
>>586307478>40 posts in 7 minutes>slow
>>586307453Evil Chise would say this
>>586306881>gookako retarded>slut buffs>ibuki pussy>rape aoba>deflower shigure>meru panties>ao already retard>momoi underwear>mika literally saiba>hitler move arius jew>love hanako>midori tank>non-rapist saori>guh hot student>post sensei>cute girl sex better
>>586307465You use yellow damage students for yellow defense raids
>>586307478I keep getting told my Izumi images are too large.
>>586307550And yet I made all of them.
>>586307550we should be faster
>>586307078yet those falseflags are for fun and not to create a mentally ill environment where hate or continuous spam prevails>>586307386
>>586307478Sorry, I was GUHing to Kai.It's non-stop nut november after all.
Seia posters are the guardians of this thread and we should all thank them
ohnonono
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/6vTtTuhq-0o
>>586306885dont post artwork from that creep
>>586307338did i miss the one to add players to the poll
>>586307764??
>>586307494supremely based
HAPPY HALLOWEN
>>586307728Fuck off, everyone knows you falseflag as the monkey so your own antics can be tolerated.
>>586307706>>586307710KEK
>>586307478This is an unc general, everyone in burgerland is taking out their kids for trick or treat
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/151533392https://files.catbox.moe/8phc2e.png
>>586307842Now this is what blue archive is all about
>>586307565Somehow I feel like "gookako retarded" or some very similar combination ends up in every single word cloud.
Is there any data on how many fusions the premium crafting stones give?
>>586307972yea
SAAR I SCRERNCAP IT AND PUT IT ON DISCO SAARI AM BEING MASDAGED BY SEXY LADY FOR MY EPIC PWNG ON DISCO SAAR
>>586307897Sigh...I'll slop her up clown shoes next time...
>>586304083>Does Rana wear full opaque tights like Mika and Hikari or can you see her panties when you look up her skirt?Please respond.
I believe in Ichika's ichikas
>>586307371otogi being the hottest fox caught me by surprise
>>586307842
>>586307868meds
>>586307028W-What videos?
>>586307261Molesting Kaya
>>586308009niceDOKO DA
I am bored
Say it
this thread glows more than chocomint
>>586307028make a detailed explanation please
>>586308190
>>586308445Sheaside my prayball till I bing
>"12...">"135...">"Remember those numbers."
>>586308565Uoooohhh Rana-chan!!!
>>586308564idgi
>>586308469>>586308504Fucking deserved lmao
>>586307465Your princess?
>>586308469>>586308504beautiful
>/bag/ no longer says it
>>586308565I don't want to see Blue Archive players ever get uppity about other gachas' design after this blunder.
Bing
>>586308469OHNONONO
>>586308801KWAB
pat your senseis
>I don't want to see Blue Archive players ever get uppity about other gachas' design after this blunder.
>>586307017Yes, it's a faggot hobby. Mostly fags looking for desperate virgins or other faggots to fuck.
>>586308874We don't post selfies here
>>586308874Where did you get this image of me?
>>586308928We do though? Many of us look just like Mari.
>>586308767I have no idea what you’re talking about?
Chihiro alt when?
Zoom
>>586308874KEK
>We
>>586308874>>586309069This is the same poster.
I’m an apist btw
what does neru mean by this
>>586308874>>586309082Haha. Monkey must be SEETHING at this. Keep it up, fellow Archivists!
>>586309219Neru is so sweet
>>586309105I wish we still had the kinds of mods who would call out samefag posting
>newfags don't know what an animegao kigurumi is
>surely calling him a monkey will make him go away this time!
>>586308565>vtumors invented school uniforms
>>586309219That she'll start gossiping about your sex life the moment you let her out of your sight.
Stop doxxing poor Mika and her oddly identical Highlander twin.
Happy Cunnyween /bag/
>>586309225>>586309378>90 seconds apartbro is seething
>>586309396Shigure Ui invented rape, be grateful
>>586309378At this point I'm pretty sure the ones calling everyone monkey are from a cord
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
Ibuki has been dethroned
>>586309219
>>586309396It's not even a similar uniform.
Students with style?
>>586309359Rei wouldn't say that
>We don't post selfies here
>>586309469For me it's the slight up curve of the skirt due to her slight loli butt... ToT I love kids too much
hikarifertile
>>586309396Miyo wouldn't say this
Where's my invite to the /bag/ urbit lodge
>>586309553>It's not even a similar uniform.So we're just lying now? Have we really fallen that much?
>complains about shitting up the thread, avatarfagging and posting the same images over and over>proceeds to do the exact sameWow, turns out monkey and anti-monkey posters are the same parasites.
>>586309786Yeah the anti-monkey posts always smelled like projection it's pretty obvious
>>586309817
>>586309817SLUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP
>>586309219https://files.catbox.moe/8dcyhh.png
>Mutsuki it’s the Rapture!>I’ve been a good Christian Mutsuki, I’m going to Heaven!!!
>>586309898oh no this one's gonna make em real mad lol
>>586309774Point to the similarities. Maybe (MAYBE) the ribbon. That's it.
>>586309817You can't post that
>>586309851>>586309854kek
>>586309817Holy sexShe got pregnant when I deflowered her btw
would be cool if the game was playable
>>586309817she's not that big but I will let it slide this once
>>586309949Who’s “em”, the Catholics?
>>586309817Guh
HifumilkMy favourite
>>586309898>My God! The Sensei from Schale is hung! But I knew that.
>>586309817I wish I could experience sucking on prime lactating boobies like this at least once in my adult life.
>>586309898We need more art like this
>>586309774Nah, that vtumor just copied it from tamako market.
Imagine drinking Hifumi's milk while sniffing her sweaty pits
>>586310081Focus, M!
>>586310172no one copied anything from no one, these are just normal school uniforms in japan, how retarded are tourists?
>>586309786same when they label any slightly divergent opinion as "trolling"
>>586310172Pagpags are actually kind of cute when they're not trolling you on /vg/
>>586310020account acquired
>>586310358or when they call posts they don't like "spam"like cosplay is pretty common on /vg/, you don't get to ban it from /bag/ just because you don't like it
>>586310391GUH
stop using that word
>>586309817YOU CANT FUCKING POST THAT
>>586310228My nose isn't THAT long.
>>586310391phew, thank god it's censored
Halloween is over.MERRY CHRISTMAS EBERYONE
>>586310327>>586310327They clearly ripped off the Asashio-class uniforms.
Insane how people are still replying to the monkey's vtuber shitposting as if he's not going to completely ignore any argument and keep spamming
>>586310391
>>586310505>let me show how much I don't care with this metapost, that'll show him!
>>586310172wtf i like brown girls now??
>>586310391sex
>>586310358Just your usual discord circlejerk shit. Best to ignore it.>>586310420Thankfully jannies here are sane.
>>586310391I lieak bobs and vagena
>wah wah why are you filtering my shitty cosplay spamHow subtle
Posting naked foom is allowed now
>>586310446Did you know saunas are no longer illegal in Red Winter? No more death penalty.
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE KOHARU SAVE ADVERTISER-SAMA
I see its those hours it all makes sense now
>>586310658YOU BLOODYDONOT
The horny poster has single-handedly skyrocketed this thread's quality.Remember him /bag/Be like him /bag/
Dancing skeleton is bad for my health
Going out trick or treating, have fun /bag/
>>586310658BENCHOD BEECH
>>586310857arent you almost 30
>>586310874you're cringe
jannies are sleeping, post more porns
So when are we getting microbikini alts?
>>586310676Rana would say this
>>586310949oh my god ToT
>>586310968MGGA summer trust the plan
>>586310874Ao would say this
>>586310916
Akane Love!Skeletoridinos Dancingdirinos
>trick or treaters are out>pretending not to be home>even if they know I'm home I don't come to the door
>>586311093sex
>>586311153UOOOOOOOOOHHHHG BIG NEED
>>586311136Scared?
>open game>see this
>>586311153GUH PHEW
Mods should allow that.
>>586311153very nice ToT
Mods not deleting porn on /bag/ is not gonna end well
>>586311042Mayumi’s swimsuit is gonna destroy my peroro, her hourglass body is far too underrated
>>586311136They know not to go to the door if your porch light isn't on.
>>586310874you're based
>>586311153
>>586311042I was told the same about this year's Highlander summer, and yet...
Need to impregnate Foom
>>586311289Koharu wouldn't say this
The fire rises.
let's be honest, blue boards were a mistake
>>586311317
Rana is 12
This is the mother of Sensei's future babies.
>>586311523Out of 10!
>>586311474Not really, porn addicts spamming while discussion is going on is fucking annoying
>>586311483
Rape Reisa
Non-stop Nut November
Why is bad when Nikkers do this? but acceltable when Blue Archive does it?
>Global about to get new gacha, followed by a fresh wave of review bombs and players quitting>JP suffering the Yostar separation also followed by a wave of players leaving and merch sales hitting an all time lowNext few months are going to be ROUGH for Blue Archive. Might be hard to revover, frens...
>>586311474cool it with the antisemitism
>>586311136We don't do halloween here but kids go out caroling during Christmas season.Every year I disconnect my doorbell for a week and ignore the little shits while my neighbours get woken up at 7am
>>586311630Yeah it's not looking good for us desu
I WANT RAUNCHY JIRAI KEI SEX WITH KAREN AAAAA
Nut in Nuts November
>>586311630>>586311709I'm concerned
>>586311320It isn't on and they still ring the doorbell.
Trash? All gone.
>>586311523It's Lana
>>586311745T ____ T
>>586311721many are saying this
Thank you Asuna for saving BA twice
>>586311763No it's not. As usual they only deleted the porn. The thread quality is still 2/10 and that's being generous.
>>586311721Karen is a good girl. A Sensei respecter. She is only for lovey-dovey sex with lots of hugging and kissing.
>>586311616>They copied fucking Pina and Sumire from all thingsKek
>>586311721she looks like a vtuber
>>586311745Ibuki is old and busted
>>586311630>>586311709Concern memes aside this really feels like the stars aligning for the game to finally experience a mass extinction event. And now it's only up to Nexon to recover from it which is extra worrying.
>we>us
>>586311721She's basically asking for it.
>>586311839Is there anything raunchier than hugging and kissing sex?
>>586310420>>586310608uoh, monkey melty
>>586311616>acceltable
If we lose the ASMR I will become a doomfag
Concern memes aside, [concernpost]
>my BA folder is 46GB>my first HDD was 10GBprogress they will say
>>586311963We're going to advertise with popular vtubers and make BA the next normalfag FOMO, I hope you like.
>>586311745I want to bust Ibuki
>>586312051Who is the monkey, me who follows the rules or you who gets mad because you can't force the jannies to ban things you don't like?
>>586312157Sounds awesome. I hope Sakutan plays it more.
>>586312180
>>586312192it's you
>if you aren't always 100% optimistic and positive about the game then you're clearly a TROLL>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BLUE ARCHIVE IS DOING FINE>NO, I REFUSE TO FACE REALITY >I AM SILLYYYYYYYUh huh. Okay.
What is this expression trying to convey?
Ibukimating press
>Yostar separationnani
>>586312345Seiaposters own you
>>586312348She hates adults like you the most.
>>586312348>even smaller than expected
>>586312157Ain't no way, the premise of the game alone is toxic to normies.
>>586312345consume and shut up
>>586311839>implying romantic raw babymaking sex isn't the raunchiest sex imagineable
>>586312345you sound raped
>>586311890>They copied fucking Pina and Sumire from all thingsTo be fair, something I still don't understand is what they did with their Pina copy.Not only they aged her like 20 years, Nikke's Pina is also mexican and randomly talks in spanish about italian food.Who would see Pina and think>oh yeah we can upgrade her if we turn her into a 30 y/o mexican woman
>>586312348Why haven't you raped me yet
>>586312348>only 3 inches?
>>586312348>Y'all've'd your last yeehaaw, git
WE’RE GONNA DOOM DOOM DOOM ITS OUR MOMENTYOU KNOW TOGETHER WE’RE DOOMINGGONNA BE GONNA BE DOOMING
>>586312192>literally rule-breaking spam as plainly stated from the site's rules>how dare you call me out, ackhually I follow rule
>>586312463It's a pure act. Mari told me so.
What's your first PC game? Mine was Diablo 2
>corncern memes aside why aren't you corncerned
>>586312272Sloppy sex>>586312348Disdain
>>586312345
>>586312545licking seia's lower sides all the way to her exposed armpit
>>586312348Just moments later. Dont underestimate adults.
>>586312345This actually, but there really is no point having a discussion in a general this raped. Everything they say in reply is a response to years of nonstop trolling, can you really blame them for not willing to engage and assuming you're "X schizo" from the start?
>>586312581Probably some educational game. Lazytown or Cluefinders. Something like that.
>>586312348Disdain for zako otona.
>>586312448Just add yuri and aged up variants of all the characters and call it a day.
>>586312546>>literally rule-breaking spam as plainly stated from the site's rulesIf that were true it would be deleted. Since it isn't, it seems your interpretation of the rules is not accurate.
>>586312487I'm assuming they were trying to copy Pina's gimmick of randomly speaking in english as well, because ripping off the design wasn't enough
You could say that Blue made its last ArchiveAren't you getting burnt out? It's been almost 6 years. The complaints echo louder than the praises
>>586312578>the cat in unquenchable heat told me so
>>586312581Civ 2 I think.
>>586312751>>586312776Not looking good, IchikaGODS...
>>586312673Everything has regressed to the poopdickschizo cycle and I hate it
>>586312581Aomori was neverEither Taz wanted or Donald duck quack attack, was too young to rember
>>586312345This actually, but there really is no point having a Seia in a general this Seia'd. Everything they Seia in reply is a response to years of nonstop Seia, can you really Siea them for not willing to engage and assuming you're "Seia schizo" from the Seia?
>>586312409>Yostar separation>naniAnons are doomposting because Yostar announced this Friday that they are no longer gonna stuck-up on Blue Archive merch for their stores.Instead they put everything related to Blue Archive on sale with discounts.ALSO because they started to move things in the Yostar Shop in Akihabara and move the Stella Sora merch to the center of the shop, taking the spots that previously were for BA merch.However this makes sense because by late December they wouldn't be allowed to sell BA merch, so they need to get rid of it quickly.
>>586312738Why are you pretending to be nu monkey in the first place?
>>586311721I say this
>>586312824Miyako's butt keeps me going.
>>586311745
>>586312903I accept your concession.
>>586312903>everyone that disagrees with me is [boogie man]
>>586312864Kek it's so funny and sad
>If you aren't always 100% Seia and Seia about the game then you're clearly a SEIA>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SEIA IS DOING FINE>NO, I REFUSE TO FACE SEIALITY>I AM SEIAAAAAAAA
Goodnight bag
>>586312345And don't you dare criticize the shounenslop tier writing of some of the main story volumes!
why bag hate Haruna but adore Haruka?
>>586312581Pinball 3D
>>586312581I can't remember much but with our first pc I remember playing virtua cop, red alert 2, and Skifree(this was on a floppy disk).
Seia hours?
>>586312409Nexon ended their contract with Yostar. Now they will be doing everything on their own including casting, merch distribution and event hosting.
>>586313214You weren't supposed to point that out
I live in the middle of nowhere, and I don't understand why white people worship the devil on Halloween
>>586312864Man why is modern 4chan like this now.
Aoba's a good person despite her mean little comments. She was willing to pay Iori back for saving them even if she had to do it out of her own pocket.
Did anyone save the Seia poem I wrote
>>586313215But I love Haruna.
The only real concern for players is that there are too many sexy fanart of Foom, Zoos, and Rana right now. Poor Senseis spend hours scrolling and saving images from Xeeter and the art does not stop coming.
I sense great concern somewhere
>>586313173I seia this
uh oh they're here
I wish Aoba killed me in my sleep
We all know that V1Ch3 is bad though
seiaposters ruining another thread
>>586312864Trvke
>>586312738That clearly show jannies are not doing the job and therefore deserved to be mocked and laughed>jannies let erp spam or offtopic spam to happen>they don't get deleted in the first place, so it's fine!This is how you argue, you disingenuous faggot
And all this seething just because of the monkey pics kek
>>586312891Merch is dirt cheap now and you're DOOMING? Flying over to get mugs and body pillows pronto
Why is the pajeet still seething and posting nonstop at this hour? Did the latest JP event being a massive success really piss him off that much?
>>586313284It's just a fun holiday where kids get to dress up in silly costumes and have fun. It's not that deep.
Seiaposters saving another thread
>>586313107I'm literally saying he isn'tI'm asking why is he pretending to be him
>>586313446Yeah it's funny how this general literally got broken by cosplay pics of all things
>>586313215Stacey Trauma. Girls like her made (Us) uncomfortable in school and the memories never faded.
To be fair part of the reason the game is stagnating is because of Yostar refusing to do anything with the Blue Archive brand.
>>586313434this but unironicallyif nothing here gets deleted it means that all matter of posting here abides by the rules
Jumby my beloved...
>>586313434>the jannies aren't applying the rules because I said so
>Yeah it's funny how this general literally got broken by cosplay pics of all things
>>586313542?What are they supposed to do with the brand? They aren't the ones directing it.
>virtua cop, civ 2, etcholy shit you guys are old as fuck>floppy disk is this some kind of porn slang?
>>586312864>>586313134>>586313304>>586313426I like more this version because it's more accurate to /bag/For some reason anons here often post incoherent screenshots or archive links as some kind of "gotcha moment" against completely unrelated discussions
>>586313542It would be up to Nexon to make spinoffs, Yostar just localizes and markets.
>>586313486Racist Foom is like the sexiest fucking thing ever, of course anybody who hates the game is super mad.
>>586313486is this zoos or miyako i forget
>>586313304All the issues can be fixed with IDs, but some don't want to discuss it
Nexon execs sat down at a board meeting and unanimously agreed to add design this to the game.
>>586313542>Yostar refusing to do anything with the Blue Archive brand.Hey, Nexon is also like that. They don't even do local events in my country while every other gacha does.
>>586313687I have still to receive an explanation for the ok sign.
>>586313762But nobody posts on redditchan and come here instead.
>>586313215>why bag hate
>>586313762But I don't want people to know how contradictory my tastes and takes are.
>>586312581Funtendo 64 simulator
Art quality declining is more concerning than EoS imo
>For some reason anons here often post incoherent screenshots or archive links as some kind of "gotcha moment" against completely unrelated discussions>Proceeds to do the same
>>586313864And we'll follow them to the ends of the Earth for doing it
>>586313982It is?
>>586313680>picI guess I don't frequent other threads very often, I'm glad to know that doesn't happen only here
>>586313762No, then I can't say who my student wife is because they'd associate her with my horrendous takes
>>586313762If IDs are so great, why don't you fuck off and never return?
>>586312581I was too baby to remember specifically but it was probably one of: Descent, Mega Man X for DOS, Terminal Velocity, Hi-Octane, Road RashChecking wikipedia they all came out around the same time so I have no idea
>>586312581Battle realms
>>586313982We're seeing art quality decline too. A lot of people have pointed out that Aris art has been lacking in quality for the past year or so as it's mostly slop. Really sad to see from someone who used to be a flagship character for the game.
>>586313896they don't want you to pinch your students' nipples
>>586312581minesweeper
does no Yostar mean no more Kazusa VR? If so that's sad.
>>586313680lmao that's pretty accurate here.
>>586313982What decline? Everyone is cumming in their pants from the new alts.
Blue Archive?
>>586312864>>586313680turd worlders on the internet and their consequences
>no more live events:(
>>586313762It would solve them for a while but then everybody becomes too nice and fake because they don't want to be called shitposters and the thread just dies because it's fucking boring
>>586314021I bet you think you're very intelligent.
>>586314258retard
>>586314021>shuro falseflag picuh oh he's mad
>>586314258Retard
>>586312581Age of empires 2
>>586314021How is that a gotcha moment?
>>586314135
>>586314142I think they realized it was dangerous
>>586312581Rise of Nations
>>586314142Yes unless Nexon can make it themselves
>>586313982But when I pointed this out anons were going all "YOU MUST BE BLIND THEY LOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!1!1!"
>>586311474Sadly, that's true. 4chan should never have existed. It's so staggering how different the original is from the adaptation, both in terms of behavior and ideology.Cancer has won, and there is no cure anymore. Moot should have shut down this site instead of selling it.
>>586313762>shitflingers just start accusing you of IP switching and phoneposting Also this >>586314279
>>586314402I think /bag/ has mostly accepted this over the past couple days, they couldn't deny it forever
I have the solution for your problems /bag/:Clan Battles. Mandatory, can't be done with only one member, and the rewards are 1200 pyroxene just by hitting once.
>>586314402I can't believe Azusa got 3 alts alreadyWhy did no one complain about this?
>>586314021Totally-not-poopdickdschizo-bros our response? We were supposed to be the sane ones...
@arona make a minesweeper clone that replaces all of the bombs with aomori's face.
>>586309817>never been breastfedI wonder what breast milk tastes like...
>>586314402They do look different though. You should buy some glasses but I doubt you can afford it.
>>586314086To laugh ofc, how often does this happen >>586313680?
Irohaschizo and his consequences have been a disaster for this thread
>>586314538from what I've heard human milk tastes really bad
>>586314402for me it's Miyako forma de cunny
>>586313542>Yostar refuses to do anything with the Blue Archive brandBro your 3D live concert?Bro your DJ tours?Bro your BA stamp rallies in 4 different cities?Bro your JR shinkasen collab?Bro your Jleague collab?Bro your tobu zoo collab?I don't even Yostar defender and I'm glad that Nexon took over but come on
>>586312581The Cycleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ButN-jC9K6w
>hmm the thread is in such a chaotic state>how can i make this about iroha?
Why does this mob look so similar to Kanna? Is this another Wakamo/Izuna situation where we'll forever speculate why they're not sisters?
>>586314538>>never been breastfedthis lowered your IQ by 4 points
>>586312581Fortnite
>>586314668Kanna's little sister, Shanna
>>586314625mustachebros... not like this...
>>586314279The truth is people go to 4chan because of the anonymity and they want to shitpost, just a little bit. Adding in pseudo-accounts to stop schizos is like locking everything up in a pharmacy behind cabinets to stop shoplifting. Sure, you've taken a step against the problem, but at the expense of the enjoyment of everyone else.
Can't we ban gookakos for avatarposting?
Nobody ever even discusses Iroha it's just totally asinine statements about her winning or losing or flopping
Iroha flopped
>>586312581
uncles
>>586314668the difference is that we know from Izuna's beta gun design that she was supposed to be Wakamo's sister, initially. I have no idea why they scrapped that idea, it would've been cute
>>586314884Please don't use my wife to shitpost.
>>586314753BASED ROBLOX FOR ME
>>586314884The Kotobukis wouldn't say this.
On my face
roll roll roll
>>586315017Banned in the UK
>>586314668The phenotype does a lot of heavy lifting but the fact that she's not a dog really reduces her sexiness.
>>586314279We're just going to pretend like proxies and ban evasion don't exist? What kind of retards think this would solve anything related to how shit posters operate today?
>>586315017Taxed in France
I did this
>>586315073>the fact that she's not a dog really reduces her sexiness.
>>586315017Loicense and digital ID please.
>>586314538that's not milk in that glass, gookako
>>586315137Rana would be a terrible mother
>>586315003Roblox was my first "serious" PC game. I have no idea what the hell Roblox is now, but those early days were so much fun.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP HAVING FUN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DOOMPOST AND MOCK THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586315207Who could better understand a child than another child? She'd be great!
Live.
>>586315323bwo your pic?
>>586312581This, when it was new.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcticfox
>>586315360not him
Rana Status?
>>586314878I find the assorted faggy posts that he makes and the low quality baitposts to get him to reply far more annoying than the actual schizophrenic rants. The "Iroha flopped" -> "On my bed" and "gookako.jpg" into "Every day! irohahittinggookako.jpg".
>>586315284Uh oh, monkey irohaschizo doomposter having a melty.
Hina Jockeyna
>>586312581other than stuff like aomorisweeper or solitaire, Doom 2 (I was like 7)
coom in Nozoom.
>>586313519Your mikapic?
>>586315447>The "Iroha flopped" -> "On my bed" and "gookako.jpg" into "Every day! irohahittinggookako.jpg".We need to be honest about what this is. It's ERP.
>>586312581Some kind of first person rollercoaster simulator that I got in a cereal box.
Alice owes me hebe sex
>>586315501That's the evolution of Hina bobina
Fuck Nozomi
Coom in Foom
>>586315552We don't post Mika here
>>586315447I just use "Iroha flopped" as an excuse to post sexy Irohas
>>586315426Exploring her own body after all the perverted stuff sensei taught her
>>586315360imagerange banned at my current place. Close your eyes. That soft smile Those beautiful purple eyes Those mochi mochi chewy cheeksIt's her.
>>586315556What's erotic about that
>>586314980They probably didn't want to oversaturate the cast with siblings since you already had Momoi and Midori at launch and then later they added Kokona and the shupos. A shame really since they're two of my favorites and I'd have loved for them to canonically be sisters.
>>586315426plapped
man, i kinda mis the pre-gacha change bag. it only goes downhill after that day
>>586315426Patted
>>586315695>Just give us your email so you can post images goy
>>586315695>monkey openly admits to IP hopping>tries to evade the filter by describing his shitty 3dpd pics insteadLMAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>586315674Iroha has the sexiest outfits
I’m just gonna be honest and say what we’ve all been thinking. Iroha is just the absolute best. Literally the perfect woman.
>>586315867stop doomingeverything is still fine
>Ninjas win 2nd place in Gehenna Cup>Michirucchi channel subscriber count didn't increase>Foom and Zoos job>suddenly have lots of fans in their momosWhy is Mitcher so oppressed by life?
>>586315063>it's realholy shit
>>586315867The response to Rana makes me feel like /bag/ hasn't changed at all.
https://x.com/Aylwin667/status/2116561554523218076Funny quote tweet that replies to attachedbut also holy fuck I love my devs
>>586315895based retard
>>586315926in Bizarro world
Iroha by far the best girl, sorry but it's the truth
>>586315725Is Wakamo too capable of superhuman feats when she locks in?
>>586315965Blue Archive or facesitting?
>make a post using a reaction image of some my favorite students (aoba, iroha, toki, etc)>some fag goes all schizo and posts an archive link>LOOK EVERYONE >LOOK AT WHAT THIS AOBA / IROHA / TOKI / ETC SCHIZO POSTED LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO>I GOT YOU SCHIZO I had to start using an script to change MD5s just to avoid the archive schizos Doesn't help that tons of normalfags now latched on Aoba to blog about this jobs and work anxiety
>>586315867Remember when our biggest controversy was some normalfag streamer getting sponsored to promote the game?
>>586315725>and then later they added Kokona and the shuposdon't forget Kei. but same, I like Izuna and Wakamo a lot, and I think them being sisters would make them even better (as a sister expert who picked twins as studentwives)
Iroha won btw
>>586315426
>>586316042Yes.
>>586316024In every world. But especially this one!
>>586315674Just post her normally, man...It's not like you need an excuse to post sexy Iroha pictures.
>>586316063None of that happened btw
>>586316063It's called avatarfagging. Really should be grounds for a warning at least, but eh.
>>586315867zoom out retard
>>586316029Ye
>>586316063It's so funny when some idiot posts an archive link of an image I used. Like yeah, I saved this funny image/reaction image. Stop swinging at ghosts.
>>586315885why is she so fuckable>>586315895retard
>>586315867>>586315426>>586315749Delicious tummy. Very cute.
>>586316024>>586316137this shit is what i mean
>>586316212GookAko99.png
>>586316339I just say what’s true. Don’t get offended. Iroha is just the best.
>>586315885Rana respects Sensei's cock. Rana is a good girl.
>>586316063>Wtf this post that quoted me with wrong info raped me so bad I had to change MD5s to please himWhy did you post this fanfic
>>586316063seiabros... our response?
>>586316063Are you the schizo who keeps changing his MD5s?
>>586316221Look at her go!
I’m just gonna be honest and say what we’ve all been thinking. Yukari is just the absolute best. Laterally the perfect woman.
>>586316212Is this the original screencap I feel like it's missing reactions and more posts from the guy
>>586316212Uncle Anon was in the right here. Literally nothing wrong or sexual about belly busting your niece.
>monkey has to write fanfiction just to seethe at thread detectivesSeiakeks really broke him
I think they should change the name Blue Archive to Iroha Archive
>>586316339Gookakos are bag culture
>>586316063>md5schizo
>>586316169Fair enough!
>>586316634>slop
TestPeroro: ꒰ঌಲළ൭໒꒱(ᓀ‸ᓂ) Azusa( ᗜ ˰ ᗜ ) Hina(눈‸눈 ) Fuuka( ●ↀДↀ●) KoharuΣ(°ロ° ) Aru(●▽●) Kirino( 17 1 ) Mashiro( > ▽<)൬༉ Mika∵ UiSensei (◠ڼ◠)(◕‸◕) Miyako⪩ ⪨θ ω θ
>>586316339what's wrong about it? seems like a personal issue on your end
>>586316587I want a momo where Yukari’s family traps us in her room for a night.
>>586316681Sorry you've reached your daily quota of posting flopping girls. Try tomorrow again.
>>586316619
>>586314668Blue eyes, sharp teeth, hair over right eye, similar hair color, intense stare, boobs, but no dog ears. They're half-sisters in my eyes
>>586316212Spoiled because e-celeb talk, skip this post or [-], but I had to say it. It's been a while, so I can comfortably say I genuinely got creeped out by [redacted]. Like, real pedo vibes (and not the memey 'haha I like 2d kids' but the 'I would rape a kid given the chance to get away with it') The Ick, as some women might say.the same feeling I get with the Ibuki poster, but that's not a conversation some are ready to have
pinning the blame to some rando who post a student image is wierd. nobody know of it's legit or just bait. >Miyako is literally the perfect womansee? anyone can do that
>>586316974Ibuki posting is /bag/ culture
>>586316974Thought they were the same person desu
>>586317001
>>586317012the antimiyakoschizo will NOT like this
Miyako is literally the perfect woman
>>586312581I truly can't remember, and since the PC belonged to my brothers, they didn't always let me use it so my first PC game was probably Minesweeper on Windows 95. We had a lot of old games that came on the three old types of floppy disks, but I can't remember them.The only ones I remember playing with my brothers were Doom, Blood, Heretic, and Hexen. When I got my own PC, the first game I got (and that I still play from time to time) was Dungeon Keeper. Before all that, I used to play Famicom games like Kung-Fu Master and Duck Hunt
>6pmTime to turn off all the lights in my house so childs don't ring my doorbell.
probably the best design ever
>>586317012No one will think that's bait because that statement is just plain fact. Miyako is perfect in every way. It's why Sensei loves Miyako the most.
>>586309403Neru would NEVER do this. But Asuna would trick her into saying it anyways.
>>586317001Momoi is so smart
>>586317012>>586317126Miyacord
>>586317012Really? Let me tryWakamo is literally the perfect woman
>>586316212belly busting inside the 11 and 12 sais!
Miyako is actually the kindest student if you think about it.
>[x] is the best most [y] girl in the world>nuh uh!>yes huh!>no u>no u>every day>every thread>for years Bots are capable of more engaging discussions. The future is fucking grim.
Momoi is literally the perfect woman
Sensei canonically said that Miyako is the most responsible person he knows.
Midori is literally the perfect woman
>>586317340Nothing ever happens.
>>586316063This but everytime I post Mika around burger hours. some retards decide to spam metapost about "le bait" or "le fight" for half of thread.
I think I've hotglued my sMiyako figure like 10 times. At least 10 times.
>>586317457That’s nasty as hell
Renge is canonically the only student that has seen a penis.
>>586317213
>>586317340To err is toby human. You woulstn't understand.
>>586316589I think there were others but I can't find them
>>586317457It's a good figure, to be fair
>>586317518Everyone already saw Sensei's thingy at the end of Volume F.
>>586317279truth
>>586317518But she is she literally or laterally the perfect woman?
>>586317638I would’ve ran up and hugged Momoka even after realizing I’m naked
>>586317684>laterallythat's Yukari
>>586317638Slander! I hid it in Rana's mouth!
>>586317340Give us an engaging topic to discuss.
>>586317537>You woulstn't understand.
>>586317518
>>586317751Here >>586307172
>>586317751How about Natsume Iroha? She’s been appearing a lot lately.
>>586317518>penisIt could have been a vagina though
>>586317537>toby human
Only main story heroines are allowed access to Sensei’s penis
Only human heroines are allowed access to Sensei’s penis
Why are we acting like we know what kind of genitals Sensei has?
Miyu also seen your dick
>>586317883What garb is that? Bulgarian? Albanian?
>>586317893I can't discuss her, as I don't have her.
>>586317846Who masturbated that night?
>>586317924Miyako WON bigly
Your fly is open.
https://x.com/tutinako_bell2/status/2116473983252197776
Iroha love
>>586317883I'd change rites to Orthodox/Byzantine for Nozomi...
>>586318056yes
>>586318105I would be embarrassed to post this
I can't see or think very weell anymore. Chise picture
>>586318035turkish i believe
>>586318032Hasn't she only touched it?
>>586318085The other day I went to a card tournament and when I came back I noticed my fly was open
>>586318085I can't fly
>>586318105DamnCongrats floof man, you're almost there
>>586316179Listen woman, this is not something "I made up", normalfags latching into Aoba to blogpost is a real thingA very annoying thingSee examples like>>586131223>>586112420 >>586122874 >>585231180 >>585231270 >>586248259>>585647498>>585437527>>585704585Not to mention when they also start posting lyrics about work-related songsIs like if all the fags that used Fubuki to blogpost and complain about working, overnight moved to use Aoba since they were being filtered or ignored, IDK
>>586317984>Only human heroines are allowed access to Sensei’s penis>Vol 1Wolf so no>Vol 2Robot, so no>Vol 3Angel, so no>Vol 4 Human, so yes>Vol 5Human, so yes>Vol 6Fallen Angel, so no>Vol EXRobot, so noSo canonically, only Miyako and Yukari are allowed access to Sensei’s penis
>>586318085I know
>>586318302retard
>>586318085It was a lure. Caught you!
>>586318175Huh, thought they were Muslims.
>>586318302Holy mental illness, what are you doing
>>586318302your life must be so sadalso retard
>>586318302Retard
>>586318105congrats
Does anyone have that comic where Sensei gives Hikari candy but smacks Nozomi's hand when she tries to get some?
>>586318085Why are you looking at my crotch, slut?
Pat pat pat the
>>586318302You sound like an incredibly annoying person.
remember, no nuts
>>586318302Genius
>>586318353I wish I could have my own Otogi
>>586318085Why were you looking there?
>>586318302having a job makes me a normalfag?
>>586311136imagine the smell of her feet
>>586318085This hasn't happened to me since highschool
child pussy
>>586318302Quick, /bag/, give him a name
>>586318302Genuinely leave. You're weird as hell.
Don't forget to pat you students, bag
>>586318302keep your posts shorter I ain’t reading all that
>>586318330>So canonically, only MiyakoCorrectAll Sensei needs is Miyako
>>586318302see this is the kind of thing >>586313680 was talking about. congratulations you just proved yourself to be a schizoconsider going outside, no one here's hurting you bub
>>586318105Kino
>>586318302You didn't have to go through all the trouble for a thread that doesn't care and will only laugh at you for having passion and drive.
>>586318085I can assure you it's not. I always double check before leaving the house.
>>586318085She didn't fly so good.
>miyucky
For the record I just fucking know nips are going to explode when the publisher merger changes and find out Seia's voice lines got replaced by Global's version without prior warning.
>>586318330Hoshino is the heroine of V1Hifumi is the heroine of V3They are humans
>>586318543Antiaobajobpostingformerfubukiblogposthatingschizo
>>586318623Passion and drive for WHAT
>>586318302>wagieschizo
>>586318434>URRGHGHGH PFRURURURURTFTFFFFF AAGGGHHHHHHHWhat did she mean by that
>>586318302Not my fault I wasn't born lucky enough to be a NEET without care. Not everyone can be jobless you know.
>>586318302Frequently I'll be on /bag/ at 4am and I'll hear the wagie three houses down start his car to go to his shit job and can't help but feel smug.
the neet fears the waggie
>>586316687꒰𑁬(⸝⸝ↀᯅↀ⸝⸝)໒꒱ Koharu꒰ঌ(>ヮ<)໒꒱ Mika
>>586316094Does Kei even think of herself as Arisu's sister?
>>586318647>They are humansHoshino is Horus, god of the sky and kingshipHifumi is the legendary criminal mastermind known as faust
>>586318302>calls someone a woman>proceeds with woman behavior
>>586318543Aobabuschizo!
>>586318085Then you better go catch it.
>>586318686For trawling the thread for a list of posts to win a stupid argument lol
>>586318647Hifumi is a wingless angel, like Natsu
>>586318302Mfw I just witnessed the birth of wageschizo
>>586318302put me in the screencap
>>586318302>Listen woman,>proceeds to have an emotional outburst for no reason
>>586318330Yukari is Kaguyahime, a moonfolk
>>586318302meds
>>586318623>Looking for posts to get mad at is "passion and drive"
>>586318623>passion and drive
>>586318759if she didn't she wouldn't have taken her last name after Deca
>>586318623>passion and driveI laughed
>
Y'all are making fun of him but he went the extra mile to protect his studentwife from shitposters and secondaries and call them out. Most of you could only wish to be as passionate as him.
hikarisupermommy
I have like the best dancing skeleton right now. I'm pretty sure I rolled the SSR skeleton.
LMAO
>>586318980I thought it was Aris that called her Tendou Kei
Currently the strongest characters in BA
>alarm goes off in 29 hours
>>586318896She’s an alien???Don’t let Tsubasa know about that!
>>586318876
>>586319093LMAO I just realized they got shot by the other tanksPoor girls...
>>586319078Need plana daughter
>>586318302
Some of you /bag/gots craft some clever shitposts. Consider buying X Premium and shitposting for profit!
>Y'all
>>586319093
>>586318302I take comfort in knowing I'll never be as gay as this poster right here.
>>586319093Just wait until Michiru unlocks her sharingan. You will stop making fun of ninjas.
>>586319062>studentwifePost your bond 100>protectingYeah I'm sure bringing the "issue" to light won't make people post it more to make him madder
>>586319185Izuna can probably deflect incoming tank shells.
>>586319234and of course the fucking gookako shows up
>>586317340Well anonGive me your riveting topic startersAny interesting lenses you can view the game with? Do you think BA has a compelling take on existentialism, such as how the choices Aris made define her more as a person than the purpose she was created for? Or do you think the game had an interesting take on nihilism, in the way Saori and Azusa struggled against the idea that even though nothing matters (banitas, bananitatum), there's still meaning in the struggle against the irrationality of their world No? Just sexy sexy children that do cute things like racing with tanks or hijacking a train? Big boob that jiggle or sweaty armpits or flat washboards?That's right. You like that and love talking about it. Look at you, bet you spent longer looking at Eri's tits today than you will engage with of the replies to your posts.
Aww, come on Joe, you can always change your name.Thanks a lot, son, just the same.
>>586319093Brings a tear down my eye
>>586319091doesn't mean Kei didn't choose it. when Malkuth and the gakis call her "Key" she corrects them, because she didn't choose that name
>>586319240Making Youko cum so hard she speaks proper King's English again
y'all a buncha tourists
>>586319209elon why are you here
>>586319292Uuuuh...yah.
>>586318330also Iroha
>>586319386Post bond 100.
>>586319093Spoiler that shit, jpig
>>586318302You do realize this will only invite more normalfags to avatarfag as Aoba, right?
>>586318302Just know that I agree with you and also get annoyed with wagie postingIt is what it is
>>586319209Did the faggot that used to steal /bag/ posts and make money off them get banned
Mika cute
>>586319292Why is Ibuki depicted in porn as having a huge bean?Such a little girl doesn't need something THAT big
>>586319240>>586319386This reminds me of that one loli doujin where they speak brainrot slang. Very funny but hard to cum to
y'all diddy bluds ong
I'm the most passionate wifelover here. I got bond 100s. I drew fanarts. I bought her merch. I headpat her chocopuni when I wake up and before I go to sleep.
Post only passionate and drive studentsI'll start:
>>586319484No. Or maybe he did and just made another account. Or borrowed one from his lackeys.
>>586318302wtf there's an Aoba schizo now?
>>586318302>>586318623>>586319062>>586319481SAMEFAG SAMEFAG SAMEFAG KEKAROOOO
>>586319335Yeah but still feels like Aris decided it on a whim because she decided she wanted a sister. But what about Kei? Is Tendou Kei truly what she chose or yet another role imposed onto her by someone else.
>>586319615
>>586319630Yeah dude, there is only a single anon that despises blogposting.
In this household, we post Charlie Papa
>>586319615This but completely unironically.
>>586319771still abide by the rules since they never get deleted
>>586319813I would kill 3 /bag/ posters in unarmed combat to make this real and I'm NOT kidding,
Not your blog
>>586319924>>586319924>>586319924
>>586319890which posters are you going after
>>586319292BA uses philosophical and religious concepts to make the story seem more interesting but beneath the surface there's really nothing more than "friendship is power". which is fine, it's just a gacha, but there's no substance there no matter how much pseuds will pretend there is. the whole point of a waifu gacha like this is the girls, the story is just there to give the artists a context to put them into, otherwise it'd be too random
>>586319776my studentwives call me Papa
