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Good morning utg! Happy Halloween! Happy chapter 1 anniversary! Happy newslet- oh. It's not out yet. Let me go talk to Toby real quick brb.
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newsletter today…
>>586255909thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
fave wants to die
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>>586255610
Afraid of catching a ban, so linking this onehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HV7OsxLWkAApnO4?format=jpg&name=large
Ral
Oh, skeleton friends, how I've missed you.
>>586256438these are in a special drawer in carol's office
yup, its looking like noelle will be getting megalovania in ch7sorry ralypedos
>>586257151okay i forgot to clarify i mean the photos not toriel's feet which would be a much darker direction
Toby fox ABANDONED us.
>>586255792happy reformation day>*nails a 95 verse long shitpost on a church door*vatican't.
just woke up happy spooky day have we gotten any news??????????
>>586257394i'm not temfag dumbass i'm just making a lame joke
very cool halloween canvas on the magma love it
>>586257468Neither is the anon who posted the Tori feet
>>586257369Do krauts mostly celebrate halloween in germany, or does reformation day take the spotlight?or do they just celebrate reformation over the course of the day and do halloween shit later in the evening
>>586257525>weyou're retarded.i just enjoy cucking catholics.
>>586257413No.
>>586255610Hooman!
fave is going to slit their wrists
Noelle kinda reminds me of Hanekawa from Monogatari
The weebiest dullahan.
If you start a completely fresh save with no data does Chapter 1 still have those green starting save files?
noelle is kind of like gojo satoru if you think about it
How many of you guys got to play the original survey program the day it came out? What’d you think at the time?
>>586257931Yeah, those only go away when you beat Chapter 1, I'm pretty sure.
>>586258093*sister
>>586257861She’s more like nadeko to me
>>586258093He knew the whole time, he was too scared to ever confront either of them about it. He just feigned ignorance.
>>586258093this really is just chapter 2 krusie but susie is dess and noelle is asriel
I love fish
>>586257641y'see, americanization is a thing everywhere where americans enforced gay rights by bombing antisemites, but Reformationstag is a north-german thing that we don't really CELEBRATE but its a day that we reminisce about a hero that fought for freedom from tyranny.the south that did cuck to vatican-based findom celebrates allerheiligen (all saint's)the very reason that you can read your bible is luther's fault, because if it weren't for him, it would still be in latin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deWW5kD5Fu8Baby wake up another Kralsei girlypop theory is up
>>586258523After chapter 5 cucked them, hmoaffags just escaped into an even more impossible fantasy. Every Dess you see would all have been Susie posts prior to chapter 5.
>>586258523I already liked the ship, you didn't need to convince me more
Deltarune needs to come out so we can finally see the Gaster vs Golden Freddy Death Battle
>>586258081I was super psyched, the virus warnings didn't scare me because I had experience downloading free games from the internet (which probably wrecked that old computer.) I loved Susie and Lancer, by the end I was excited for Kris too. I don't remember if I beat Jevil, though. There's no chance I didn't check out the mysterious floor from the elevator, but I don't think I was smart enough back then to backtrack from the K. Round fight and find the key pieces. I remember not exploring Hometown much because I was focused on trying to get to Kris' house. Checked out some fanart and forgot about it until Chapter 2 dropped, which was when I became obsessed.
>>586258093dess would never go for kris over "everything with a pulse in hometown wants to fuck me" CHADriel
hate myself. killing myself
>>586259861do it become a skeleton for halloween so we can make aus of you
>>586258959any "theory" that posits a character whose entire arc is about discovering what it means to be alive/himself as ultimately just being an offshoot of anything character is dumb. to me. i guess toby could take it that way but i don't know how it would resolve, normally when this sort of thing happens in media it ends in the offshoot being sublimated back into the original or otherwise overwritten somehow. can’t see that happening because again it goes against the point of ralph
Fave just ate slightly undercooked cinnamon rolls because fave's wife cooked them at 350° instead of 375 or 400°.Fave wishes his wife would read the directions instead of vibecooking all the time, but is grateful she cooks at all.
>>586259902pic is why she goes for them while they're still dry cummers
>>586257820>the citizen in the israeli-run government thinks he rules anythinganon, let me ask you something.how do you think a veteran from the post bush-war era feels after he got back home ridddled with PTSD after seeing his friends disappear in red mist, becomes homeless as many veterans in american do and the arab/iranian/iraqi-refugee that comes to america can call the vetran racist after the PTSD made him act or say something uncouth and the man with nothing will be treated like a criminal after he has sacrificed everything and suffered greatly.who do you think this man fought for?did he win?are we winning?
>>586258959Do they say anything about the wormwood/bitter water connection?
>>586260016fight stupid wars, win stupid prizesvietnam vets get a pass if they were drafted but every other veteran post-ww2 doesn't
Ralph
>>586260246cute!!
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/deltarunecancellation
>>586260596It’s over…
>>586257695degenerate pornographic krauts
okay so 8th anniversary, 8th halloween, there’s a line about a halloween 8 years ago. no newsletter yet and that’s very likely because toby is planning something really big ^_^
>>586260596He forgot to cancel the game...
>>586260883>(laughs)
>>586260883Is it normal for a low fidelity pixel art RPG to take so long to make that the Halloween before the main character's tragic backstory was as long ago as the initial demo
>>586260205all i am saying: your people fought bravely, they destroyed half of europe and the rest of the world, but you won nothing because you fought it on the behalf of others that - if hitler was wrong - would bathe you in saviors silk and make it a national holiday to thank servicemember (or their descendants) for their service and shower them with gifts.you will find that the gratitude of jews that when you participate in their wars will consist of leaving you traumatized as a highly decorated pincushion in a country that you will not recognize.i still remember when palestine retaliated against israeli attacks and immediately called it "worse than 9/11" and that american should get involved because an american's live is 1/8th of that of a jew's life worth.maybe it was 1/11th i don't fully remember.but yeah, if i were to describe that kind of behavior with an adjective, it would be "evil".fight wars all you like, but fight them for what's right, fight them for allies and friends, not parasites.
My bumhole hurts
>>586261179If they want to make every installment an entirely different game on top of the original one, I guess yeah
>kraut bites the bullet and engages in offtopic conversations with his gay goat frens and doesn't care if he gets 3dayered in doing so, he just wanna hang out with his buddies no matter what the cost :Dbased and wholesome friendship really is magicka
>>586260505true cattle hours.>https://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>586261248Then STOP PICKING AT IT
>>586259908The point of the theory isn't that though, it claims that by reaching their end understand of freedom both Kris and Ralsei can be freed for their previous ideas of who they are supposed to be and be themselves. Being an offshoot of one another is just their starting point
>>586261434i'm a patient person.i'll survive.you are bad at concealing your contempt and threat just because i won't ERP with you.
Moooooom they’re parasocialfagging again
>>586261201if i'm not horribly mistaken (i could be) the reason the us got involved in the war was because germany took over half of europe, could move on to threatening the us if completed, japan was also threatening us to the east, and italy was there toothe weird antisemetism was secondary if it was relevant at all (antisemetism was also not uncommon in the us at the time) and the holocaust wasn't even known about until the very end of the war
trick or treat utggive me candy NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>586262059
>>586262059rory killed jack again....
What if Hometown was invaded by 2016 evil clowns?
>>586262329THAT'S A LOT OF CLOWNS
>>586262329They would all go to QCs diner to hang out
Honest thoughts on W.D Gaster?
>>586262502His actual personality was likely very very close to Roulx (goofy scientist who keeps building bigger and more ridiculous machines for his King, also horny) and then he fell in to the dark worlds and became spooky goner man
thank you for the candy it has been put to good use
>>586262059Here's some choc
I have no reason not to kill myself
>>586262502It's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
I die in 1 hour.
>>586262502Cool dude but he probably weird routed Dess
THEY/THEM PUSSY
HE/HIM PUSSY
>>586262007a great swath of america was agains the war, i know a particular politicians (huey long) got murked by a jew (carl weiss) so that a pro-war candidate would take his place.the instigating incidents were german submarines falsely sinking commercial passenger boats and the japanese attacking pearl harbor.>tfw you pick teammates>italy>japan>italy attacks greece and gets its shit handed so you need to help them>japan attacks america and dooms the entire atlantic front because they're retarded.with friends like these.i also love the revisionist take that "hitler avariciously took half of europe" without provocation.poland was allied with england and england was allied with everyone else.which means: you lost reputation with the NCR and you are in bitter springs.the solution: you conquer everyone before they can get their sharp stick out of the shed and secure the flanks that outside forces are trying to abuse.>POP QUIZ: FRANCE HAS ERECTED A SEVERAL HUNDRED KILOMETER LONG DEFENSE LINE AT YOUR BORDER ALONG THE MOSEL AND RHINE, WHAT DO YOU DO?>A: sacrifice a few hundred thousand germans by attacking the defense line head-on>B: go around it (through the netherland and belgium)if you voted B, you are a strategic genius and also a war criminal because this belgium did not hecking delcare war on you!!!!! belgium has a standing army of two lesbians and a barista with knife-fighting expertise leveled to 4 because the country is the size of a walmart parking lot! how dare they attack it!! muh neutrality.
https://toby.fangamer.com/8years/
IT/ITS PUSSY
Heard that the guy who was my best friend in late highschool and during college passed away from cancer the other day. He was only like 4 days younger than me, so 38. We hadn't been friends for like 18 years, but fuckin' hell, live your life to the fullest lads.
>>586262502I would have never even looked this game's way if it wasn't for all the gasterisms on ch 1 and 2 ngl
>>586263312spamton stuttering when the friends find him
no newsletter
he is such a lazy pos man come the fuck on
>>586263417It's ogger
>>586263289what does this have to do with deltarune
at least fanartists aren’t lazy
SHE/HER PU-*i am unable to finish the sentence as the entire crowd rushes the stage to kill me*
unless you're a fatartist and you're lazy all the damn time cuz ur fat
>>586263325being alive is abject torture and anyone who has ever died is better off
>>586263679Then kill yourself
alive: get to eat cookiesdead: no cookies everI think the winner is clear
>>586263325bro just wanted to blogpost using some dead guy
>>586263289the only good german is a bavarian germanayeoayeoayeoyoo
fave! are you not aware that i get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
>>586263782yeah but what if the afterlife exists and you can be with your dead loved ones an eat all the cookies you like and not be fat and in fact you get to customize your appearance and you never experience any pain nor suffering
>>586263724I'm trying
>>586262502This is what he will look like
>>586263958afterlife: a mere hypothetical with no promise of cookieslife: I’m eating cookies right now the winner is still clear
>>586263979You are not even good at killing yourself? No wonder you are trying
>>586258959Didn't watch this but I don't see the point in trying to "explain" Ralsei by tying him back to Kris or Asriel. In my head it's all Chapter 1 era "Asriel's dust/horned headband" stuff and at this point in the story with how Ralsei's character has played out I have to think it's simply not that important.
>>586264061you’ll get fat and ugly
wait what do you mean deltarune turns 8 today wtf HOW has it been so long
>>586264134I can still be happy :)
fave wonders why the hell do people stand so close in lines. fave misses covid because when this happened all fave had to do was cough and people backed up
Deltarune!It took 8+ years to make!
>>586263783No need to be so callous anon, the internet is boring when everyone acts that way just because they can.>>586264007I'm the same as Susie. My parents have gotten old and I'm terrified of the inevitable.
>>586264075I can't do it alone I'm trying to find someone
You now remember that this game was supposed to be done in 7 years but toby and his team had an autistic obsession with a dogshit game maker engine during the creation of ch 2
>>5862642938 years as of now
Vaporwarerune!
>>586263407
>>586264365if only he’d hired white guys from europe/indians desperate to make it instead of troons
>>586263289>i also love the revisionist take that "hitler avariciously took half of europe" without provocation.i didn't say that, or most of the things in your postall i said was that the us' involvement in the war was not really out of some undying loyalty towards our jewish overlords
>>586263289hitler would take all of europe and earth if he could, like leaders of most nations, obviously america would be threatened *if* germany ever became powerful enoughI dont get why youre trying to make him look like some 'moral' guyI dont think he was the worst person in the world , but he obviously had his own desires that he placed over the world, and frankly, his own citizens (Aktion T4)It is kind of sad to see Germany so declawed and sort of pitiable, thoughI'd say there's tons of people much worse than hitler (including a wide host of his subordinates) i'd say epstein was worse for example, from a moral stand point, but because he wasnt a nation's leader his actions didnt affect the entire world like hitler's didBut still, he wasn't a particularily nice or good person
IT SHAPPENING
we should all be thankful for producer-san for bringing the entire team into shape
I want to be gay but real guys are just... ew...
>>586264637i thought that until i fell in love with a guy
>>586264637YOU AINT GAYYOU A POSER
>>586262679>goofy scientist>ridiculous machines>core>dt extraction machine>gaster blasters (???)
>>586264637it’s okay to be hetero or only “gay” for fictional characters. plenty of straight people also forgo real connections with the opposite sex in favor of stuff like dating sims/waifu and husbando ism
>>586264365What the fuck was Toby's problem?
>>586264504i understand that you would ask that and by itself it is a justified question, but it is redundant when the mechanics by which europe got destroyed a second time over meant that you die for inherently ungrateful people that treat you like shit.to put on a yoke for a just cause doesn't mean that the yoke on your neck doesn't exist. you kinda belong to them now and your entire mythos as a country and people lies with you defeating my people. to say that it was wrong means that you would need to reinvent what it means to be you.and i understand that this is a very bitter pill to swallow.
the fact that toby dedicated a section of the last newsletter to fan theories is weird, he doesn't usually do that. why?
I wish Kraut would die again
>>586264874this is how you die alone
This is so scary
>>586264579That all started three years ago, didn't it? That was also when 3, 4 & 5 became just 3 & 4. I thought Chapter 5 wouldn't be finished until 2028.
>>586265528there’s a handy button that helps this happen
>>586265417He's supporting and acknowledging people speculating about the game and engaging with his story, seems pretty straightfoward
fave is miserable and should die
>>586264564i think morality is a moot when your goal is to survive.you will eat corpse with a spoon if you have to.you will invade poland to dissolve a concentration of a people that see no evil in watching you starve and prostituting your wife and making you destitute enough to undergo sex change to become their plaything.and i wish that was me being emotional, but that was a reality for a time.
>>586265417The theory scene is becoming increangly hostile, especially around certain topics, the people that he was talking about saw that and said "see? He's talking about (you)!" And it only made certain things worse
Damn people were posting screencaps making me think it happened but it was just the last one
Fave dresses up in a Batman outfit and runs around beating the shit out of the killer clowns in Hometown.
>>586266394nope you’re my friend so you have to live, it’s the rules
WE'RE NEVER GETTING NEWS AGAIN AIEEEEEEEEE
>>586265715go hug numbers.>>586265528what >>586266012 said, faggot.
Toby fox has FORGOTTEN about deltarune
12 hours of Halloween remain.
>>586266629if only fat bitches were real...
>>586266629My wife... my beautiful wife...
>>586266753wait he has forgotten? man...
I hit the "delete all game dev progress and copies of Deltarune" button I'm so sorry........
Deltarune took so long I found like 30 new gray hairs today and one on my chest
i wish i could draw...
>>586266628no idea what you're on about.but i think i know what you're getting at.counter-question:do you think more people died in german internment camps or in russian gulags?
>>586266601you dont even know fave...
maggin’
>>586266928Delete all progress delete all files shut down all deltarune websites delist from steam and every store scrub every deltarune file from everyone's computers remove every piece of deltarune art discussing and talk from social media subliminal hypnosis people into forgetting deltarune ever existed send ninjas to steal and burn people's cosplays and merch
'bortin
>>586267137fave also wants die do you want to meet up?
Wait deltarune? what's that? I can see it being an anagram for undertale but is that it?
>>586267348fave hates when people look at fave and fave hates talking so it probably wouldnt be very fun
So there's like, an authentic German Nazi who comes to sandbag these threads sometimes?Does he know Holocaust denial is illegal in Germany?And more importantly, why hasn't he killed himself yet?
>>586267523Nice
>>586267323iunno, dude.but i like the emotional wording "war factories"whisper more fag words into my ears while you cannot stop yourself from gloating how much of a winner you are.i've heard of bad losers, but a gloating winner?that's new. maybe i was right.
>>586267565*an autistic German Nazi
>>586267565His dad and mom are already dead he probably lives in a homeless sheltet
>>586267563fave is the same and hasn't spoken in a year we can just sell all our possessions and drink ourselves to death
>>586267523you are god's strongest warrior and your sacrifice will be sun in hymns at valhalla.
>>586267565he's cute in a pathetic kinda way, we keep him as a petironically i think under aktion t4 he'd be classified as an useless eater...
>>586262785Why is it a trapezoid?
If people in this general called me cute even once I would've stayed here instead of abandoning all of you
>>586267510It's the thing Gerson talks about at his shop, something about an angel or whatever.
>>586267565why would i deny it if the only point that can be argued is that it didn't happen hard enough.
>>586267881Kraut if you actually went to the gym and put in the work you could actually find a woman like undyne there.
>>586267565he's unironically one of the more tolerable ones.
>>586267861fave doesnt really have anything besides:computer, mouse, keyboard, headphones, monitor, phone, 2 sketchbooks, box of pencils, 10+ erasers, a pencil sharpener, and a bedbut fave also doesnt drink, it feels bad
>>586267950Good luck with that. An anon from here told me they love me once like 3 years ago, probably jokingly, and I've been here ever since.
>>586262785>* "sans nom"?>* i mean, eh, guess it wouldn't hurt, but i can think of at least one person who'd probably want some more than me.
>>586268084counter-point: i have a personality and spicy opinions.women prefer dogs that nod.
>>586268084kraut is cuter as an useless neet thats dependent on welfare from gov/family though...
>>586267950why are you still here then? shoo shoo
Seeing how many people here are poor and mentally ill maybe temfag has a point about how people should move to the philippines... living in a city for 1k a month sounds pretty nice including utilities and food.
OP built this thread from an empty room.
>>586267565He's all bark and no bite. He acts like a mean bitch but he is actually a good goy.
Mewmew's erudite and didactic butthole~
>>586268267Especially the werewolf billionaire ones (who are secretly pirate vampires)
>>586268734now this is true womancore experience.>i read books>what kind>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B37LLgU6T7I?feature=share
should fave get out of bed or go to sleep
Jeez, what took him so long?
>>586268869>they turned farmer boys into soliders1!!111!! how barbaric!what is "conscription"?tell that to the farmhand from idaho dying in the ardennes to fight jerry.you keep using emotional hostage material against an autist, you fucking buffoon. i don't care how upset you are.
newsletteri need.....news- *fucking dies*
Bratty is pretty upset about AO3 being down and her favorite ship is so niche nobody saved a backup of it
>>586268235i could maybe get 500 for my ps5 once jailbreaks catch up to its firmware its worthless to me now other than than all i have is a phone thats probably not enough :(
>>586269397why didnt bratty save it herselfasked fave
>>586269397I read this as Battat at first. Bratty and Battat should team up and search through the archive.org fic archives or write their own
is the gay fanfic place for women still down?nice.
>>586267565Kraut is a thread regular and an oldfag. He's our KING
What if Deltarune came out on the GBA but it was a shitty watered down port that was so much worse that it made you want to throw your system in the garbage disposal?
>>586262502Genuinely, the most interesting thing about him is that he really likes cats. This is the ONE thing we know about him as a person.
>>586269809*queen
>>586269135>It's realhttps://youtu.be/RTe2KAVJZQY
*wants to leave home due to happiness*
if ao3 is down how am i meant to jack off
>>586270101It's Locktober?You shouldn't be doing that.
>>586269135>>586270068
>>586270101Just rotate an ass in your head
>>586269783>germany>soldiersanyone with enough brain cells to start a fire would object conscription.they can take their precious Rocket Surgeons and Heart Scientists and put them in Flecktarn and the greatest honor and gift they can give us germans is that they die a heroe's deaththere is nothing worth fighting let alone die for.i won't bleed out in a trench crying for god's mercy, calling out my mother's name as i cought out in innards so that germany can become a free-range economy zone with slaves and subjects.
>>586270054ralsei and susie expressions look like they got something shoved up their ass
What if we all moved to a house in the philippines and had gay sex
>>586262502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7f_yNnP-QA
>>586270497can we do a suicide pact instead?
>>586270101Time to read a proper physical book, my sweet deltafoid.
>>586270298he cant he has assphantasia
>>586270456They had to put extra treasure somewhere and only Kris has an inventory
>>586270636its hard to believe that this is not a shitpost and women actually read that shit.
>>586270619The only real thing to do in the philippines
>>586270636>>586270789imagine someone bringing this book to the front counter of the book store and asking the worker there to scan it
I don't like being reminded I live in the philippines
>>586270298which fave would have the most rotatable butt
>>586270169I didn't know people here celebrated locktober....
>>586271081It's sad that all of your male children need to be named Phillip. I'm sorry for your loss.
>>586271096i hate to admit but its tenna
fuck philippines. philippines wants to empty the pines, fill our streets with pines. and run a pinemaking operation out of his pines.
>>586271096TopChef, of course
>67 deleted posts in this thread grim
>>586271096isn’t pluey the one with dialogue from tenna noticing his ass
>>586271367CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>586270725you should consider service, actually.i both want you dead and forgotten and i believe you would form a strong, inseperable bond to your fellow soldier would create a dynamic i can only describe with what i heard russians do to people that fail to perform in the field.i think you would like that.the only issue a trench would solve is that i could cure depression by peering over it.y'see, serving one's country should be normal and honorable, but we live in terribly dishonorable times and i don't see eye-to-eye with my masters.you on the other hand? you are a sub, you love serving and you love exporting homosexuality.i think you would like that.
>>586270636Isn't this just furfag literature? Is the internet still clutching their pearls at furfags?
okay man
>>586271367erm that just happened
>>586271081Which part? Metro manilla seems alright if you got a decent apartment and can work online overseas or do freelance work.
>>586271367
I came.
Focus, K. Knight's making fountains and you know what that means.
>>586271148im a year round person desumew
why is doomer getting shitcanned and not me?not mad, just wondering.
>>586271561I saw
>>586271561Indubitably, I will embiggen my words less so you can understand what the fuck I'm saying.
The Roaring = Kris YABBADABBADOO scream when Susie kisses Noelle
>>586270636my king..
>>586271558this kris looks like he seduces olden men
>>586271797
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE OLDEN MEN, SEDUCED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
It is the year 204X. Darkness rules over Castle City Metroplex. But only three young freedom fighters can stand up against the enigmatic billionaire Rory Knight, CEO of Roar Inc.Kris Dreemurr, Sue Si, and Ralph "Ral" Sei. The top three agents of Prophecy, a rebellion group formed in the slums of Home Town. Armed with the latest in L.A.N.C.E.R. biotechnology, only Prophecy can hope to unravel the sinister plot of Knight.
>>586271653It's strange but very fascinating in a certain way to think there are others posting while locked up every daySaid uhh Mad Dummy's leaking ectoplasm
>>586271671Some guy shows up at exactly 10am pacific time, checks a box, and tells his boss he moderated /utg/ today very consistently. I don’t think it has anything to do with you or me just lazy management.
>>586270068>recorded his gameplay back when the chapter came out>he's been planning his comeback the whole timethat's actually pretty funny
>>586271893you mean the oxen men
you can tell deltarune was made by a man because there are no bull characters
all i want is a cute girl or cute "girl" to cage my cock and peg me said fave
>>586272318asgore........?
>>586272350Asriel in college...
no newsletterno hopeit's over for us
>>586272196i don't want to look like i am gloating, because i am better than him, but i do appreciate the peace.thank you.the only issue is that i have to deal with his husband/girlwife now which already displayed a great hunger for manmeat and premeditated desire to cuck his boyhusband.the work never really ceases.
enough about newsletters where are the bloodletters
Just came here to confess that I can't remember the name of the deer girl that Susie is in lesbians with. But for some reason I can remember the names of Dess, Rudy and Carol.
whachu doin for halloween /utg/?
Deltarune's final boss will make explicit references to Giygas and how his evil influence has infected Toby's mind, thus finding life again by breaching into the UTDR universes.The cosmic joke will be that if you played Mother or UT prior, Giygas was always there in your mind, but now you know he's there, and you're as much of a potential vector like Toby currently is.
>>586272504this kris looks like he would "accidentally" bend over in front of men to get a bigger tip
>>586272501he’s more like a rabbit with horns
>>586259969oh hey another married anonhow's married life treating you, subpar cooking aside
>>586259969This is a larp otherwise I would kill you and steal your life
>>586259969fave could just stick them back into the oven for a few more minutes. is fave stupid?
>>586272654this susie looks like she would take the meat fallen on the ground and put it back on the grill and pretend nothing happened
>>586272742we glorify an antisemite on this holy day.praise be martin luther.
I hope Susie is the dragon and this happens, especially the part where Susie gets naked
>>586272979religion is dumb
>>586272742handing out candy to all the kiddos
>>586265417He just specifically wants to see more Mike shit and Pluey
>>586272857>AnotherThere's someone other than this anon??
>>586272771this ralsei looks like he would give me a free cookie with my order
>>586272974Susie would never do such a thingShe'd just eat it instead
>>586272742scary water
>>586272974regular susie would do the same shit lets be reali think the only difference is that regular susie would lick it clean before throwing it back on the grill
what if susie was a komodo dragon and did susie things but also ated lancer whole since komodo dragons do that i think but he was fine because he had very high hp
>>586273102yeah, me
>>586272742suffering heavy fever
The awkward cousin of the Holiday family who doesn't get invited to gatherings because he prefers thanksgiving to christmas
>>586272742it's a walpurgisnacht at /utg/, all the ancient witches will come here to conduct rituals and shiet, don't want to miss that
>>586273250would a turkey monster themed after thanksgiving be kinda fucked up
>>586273020halloween is because of religion, dumbass.go be reddit someplace else.
CHECK STEAM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Anon from the previous thread who gave me the Kress fanfic link, THANK UUUU!!!
>>586273250Holiday's cousins... the Easter family
>>586273356wasnow it's just a culture thinglike how a lot of "christian" holidays are just reskinned pagan things
>>586273372oh hell yeah queen's domain came out
April Fools' Noelle.Named April She just sodomizes you as a jokefahaha
>>586273496Oh shit you're rightThanks 4chan anon #586273372
why does dess have shoes if nobody in her family (and most of town) uses them?
>>586273427
>>586273372Drag'n wash is recommended to me for some reason. I already pirated it, it's decent
>>586273578It's a status symbol, she used to have them up on a shelf behind her while streaming
>final boss of normal route Kris goes into cuck rage and Susie kills them>final boss of 7BSusie and Ralsei try to stop you and you kill them both
>>586273578they have shoes fit for hoovesnoelle mentions this in chapter 2 with one of the addisons
>>586273465so you're just a fatass that likes to play dress-up and shovel sweets into your mouth.gotcha.
>>586271893That's just the old man energy coming from Spamton.
>>586273592>lays gay egg
>>586273714
>>586273696that's what kids do for halloweeni'm a grown man, i just drinki don't see you going to church or whatever the christian thing to do on halloween is eitheractually don't christians think halloween is demonic or smth
>>586273372oh my god...
>>586272742nothing, maybe suicide
>>586273835>moral choice system
>>586273681ok but why? nobody uses them. are you telling me the holidays are just wearing black shoes that perfectly fit? so why are the dreemurrs shoeless?
>>586273578All of the piles of crap in her room are either music or sports equipment
>>586273714no bunnyelle would be trans and would yap several chapters about "not feeling right" and being oppressed because she isn't allowed to follow the little girls in the powder room.bunnyelle is trans because troons use eggs as a metaphor for the metaphorosis into a trainwreck(/beautiful girl), it would strengthen bunnyelle's connection to spamton which lays pippis.instead of "PROCEED" you call bunnyellle by her birth name.>GO, RICHARD.
>>586273976So what if she wants to wear them anyway she's the rebellious daughter
>>586273835>based on what you play
ouuuuugh my pretty leggy wife
>>586273830yeah because halloween is not christian.you speak like a total dumbass.if memory serves me right, the gaelics believed that there is a day in the year where the veil between the material world and the void from which demons, spirits and other malevolent creatures reside in come into our world or can directly interact with our world.you disguised yourself as one of them so that they would not pursue you.and today people dress as "sexy nurse" because funi and horni
So I assume no newsletter?
Chapter 6Dessfags and Krisfags malding
>>586273835i would be midly upset if steam called me a fag like that.but there must be some algorhythmic truth to it, so maybe try to not suck every dick in town there, chief.
>>586273592Ester HolidayJesus HolidayApril HolidayPascha Holiday
i love buckethead <3
noelle taping bear ears to her invader zim onsie and singing along to thelivingtombstone fnaf songs on halloween
>>586271553yeah it's alright but it's hot, I'm a gook and can't get fangamer merch so it's a net loss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4IASPhZkMMProbably the most important DR video of the year
>>586273796Say my [NAME YOUR VESSEL]>PipisbergYou're goddamn [BIG SHOT]
>>586274318neatnot sure what that has to do with religion being dumb though
>>586273372Ooooh Airframe Ultra's coming out soon
>>586274674you brought that up while you looked for an excuse to fatten your liver.as you proudly said yourself: you're an adult.you can drink whenever you want, faggot.
>>586274601freaking cute
Ooo~ a ghooooost~! Isn't she scary?
>>586274846uhhthanks, i guess?
>>586274893Most ghost movies would be scarier if the ghost also had the ability to throw bombs everywhere
>>586274601hey, idiot.i think your boyfriend ate a nail. a bunch of his posts are removed.and before you ask: not my doing.
>kraut vs fedorafagnice, they’re eating each other
man
>>586273835>Signalis - a moody, politically charged tragic love story>Femboy & Futa House!... This is what we like to call 'tonal dissonance'. Incidentally, this is why the LGBTQ+ tag is kind of a joke. I'm not saying it's useless, I'm just saying that shit like this is a common occurrence.
>>586275064Ma'am, it seems you mistook me for your crush
>>586275181most tags on steam are useless desu
>>586259969Does fave's wife also like UTDR? Gratz on the Tard wife, by the way.
>>586275095retard num-nums.i love his faggot rhetoric>YOU christians believe...i am not christians>(displays great ignorance about rites and customs and displays how holidays are about consumerism to him)>I AM A BIG BOY!!!! I AM AN ADULT!!!he is either a faggot reddit atheist or he's a muslims pretending every religion is dumb but his.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8WPu6hY7s
>>586275058Point. Sadako Yamamura crawls out of your TV and gives you a heart attack. Mad Mew Mew tosses a fucking pipe bomb at you.
>>586259969i wish i had a wife that made me undercooked cinnamon rolls...
>>586275308m'theydy, my hand is not taken in marriage as of yet.
how long do you need to live in a country before youre applicable for their MAID?
can you really call yourself a proper moid if you aren’t making cinnamon rolls for your foid
Happy Halloween!!
* Something terrible is coming...!
>>586275413you seem to have acquired great proficiency in strawmannning before mastery of the english languagei urge you to reconsider whatever path you've taken that has led to this happening
>>586275718i dont have any....foid.... to make cinnamon rolls for
>>586275743>*nervously laughs*Lockheed Martin is uh... worrying me.>several countries start vagueposting about a possible disaster scenarios>several countries might start conscripting its incapable and unwilling populace into some war.
I think Toby forgot that Maddie likes knives. Oh wait. >... I'm out of knives.Goddammit.
>>586275058he's so scary
>>586272742Wearing a costume to work & then drinking at da bar with the boys
>>586275835make them for the threadjust hide them under a bush somewhere and then post the coordinates to the thread
>>586271653please post your cage that sounds hots.
any news? even a letter is fine
so we didnt even get a temmie fanart? toby HATES us
Mew Mew's news and letter butthole~
stop being suicidal
>Pink and Mettaton both want to be humans>Have bomb attacks>Kris is a human that has issues with being a human>Has a bath bomb attackMuch to think about
Trick or treat~ nyon~>>586275718I made cinnamon rolls a month ago. Where do I get my Moid Mertificate
>>586276221is this chara or kris, pop quiz
>>586275835Make them for me baby
>>586270789I mean, would you like me to start posting covers for science fiction and light novels and manga and such targeted at men from the 60s on?
Look at all these cute, smoochable ghosts.
>>586276269i am suicide
>>586276285The moral is that all issues come from bathing
>>586275308>>586275560>kraut gets accused of having a crush on numbersfren>and refuses to say anything against this accusation>and instead starts talking about marriage unpromptedcutest shit i've read in a while
>>586276413imposters amogus who is the green one
>>586276142https://files.catbox.moe/gemnrc.jpeg
>>586276449well stop that
>>586275181both are tranny shit
>>586276413Emo marshmallow
>>586276494ok now take it off
>>586276206The Casa Bonita episode aired over 20 years ago and the respect my authorita scene is from the 90's. South Park fans are about to hit the goddamn mortality cliff soon
>>586276308covering myself in garlic except for my dih
If you made a forgotten man fight what kind of attacks would you give them
>>586276494Keep it on holy fuck that's hot.
>>586276269you could be the one to make me stop feeling it forever
>>586276494How can we trust that's you? Timestamp or your pic is fake
>>586276667i'm trying
>>586276494why do you wear the cage>>586276605well it depends who forgotten man is doesn’t it
covering myself in FIRE and BURNINGDO YOU REMEMBER ME?
>>586276494oh my
>>586276494we need a timestamp, that could be anyone -_-
>>586275792i can work on my english but your faggot attitude is terminal.
>>586276589South Park fans are 15 year olds who watch clips on youtube.
>>586276597w-wha??!>>586276774I forgor
>>586276491Ruins dummy.
>>586275181You just think that romance between women is cool and complex and that romance between men is stupid and lustful.
>>586276774I could never forget you Blaze "Son of the Sun" Magmaman.
There's zero evidence we're getting a halloween newsletter. It happened once in 2023.
>>586274028Why does Dess have a huge pile of at least one hundred baseballs?
>>586277053when all you have is a bat, everything looks like a ball
>>586276323Chara
The women in the philippines are all aqua height
>>586277275There's a point where a woman becomes TOO short, said Berdly. That point is around five foot seven inches.
>>586276972shut
>>586277275Aqua's not that tall, she's shorter than them
>>586277053Anal insertion
>>586276494reminds me of those unusually large hamster balls.
i dont like noelle
>>586277403Her most lethal move in the upcoming fight is rapidly firing baseballs out of her ass
Aqua is only three Aquas tall
>>586277443I get the impression you think his cage is very sexy.
It's not pedo coded if she's wider than she is tall.
>>586277374most women are 5'4 in america
>>586272742dressing up, you'll see soon
>>586277660Alphys...
>>586277660
I like to draw, I like to paint! (I'm also severely autistic)
remembar.... the halloween magma canvas is up and anyone can add fave to it
>>586277719Are you the sexy transgender Noelle poster?
ELEGANCE ARRIVES
>>586277554not really my thing to be completely honest. but he really does have unusually large balls which reminded me of that r6 siege clip with the hamster balls.
>>586277770why are you me? are you stupid?
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>586277770So Sorry...
>No timestampDirty liar
>>586277873>Sexy>Transeven if so anon they're mentally unstable, it's like sticking your dick into Nitroglycerin with a hail mary for ptection.
>>586276797Forgive my retardation but How do I timestamp a catbox file?
>>586278101Just take a new photo and put a piece of paper with the date hand-written on it.
>>586278101write /timestamp in ur post
>>586278101Timestamping is writing on a piece of paper a hi utg or something of that effect with the date (or time if you're autistic) then taking the pic with the paper
>>586277702Fave likes short women
>>586277828I will, just need to find a throwaway email the site accepts
>>586278101what the other anons said, take a new pic with a piece of paper with the date on it, like "/utg/ 10/31/2026"
Deltarune took so long to make they're remaking Persona 1
faves coworkers talked about how tasty the cosmic crisp apple was but it's actually fucking gross
>tiny MaddieImagine...
>>586278401I assume youre a different anon then, unless you think 5'4 isnt short. is average short?
>>586278437you don't need to, you can literally just type gibberish with an @gmail or whatever and you're good. there's no verification process
>>586278538Asgore hot-glues the Mew Mew figure while Maddie watches. Maddie is happy with this arrangement.
>>586278538toby really wrote the possessive spirits to be trans and that is the funniest fucking thing ever.
>>586278550That is short but fave likes women who are even shorter too
>>586278519fave is a slut for a nice juicy honeycrisp
>>586278101a little stickynote saying the date and the general's name to prove it's actually you and not some image from somewhere else. refer to tasquefag's ugly mug doomerfag kept spamming months ago.
>>586278737how short?
>>586277828My art level is not high enough to enter that region...
>>586278089Based Tasquefag
>>586278738fave is also a slut for these but the honey crisp batch looked like shit the stems were all brown and there were spots everywhere. man
>>586278738>>586278937why are you a slut for applesWhat does that mean
>>586278892same i cant draw : (
If there's no newsletter today there williii be HELL to pay kiddo...
>>586278881Anything without dwarfism proportions fave can do either short or tall fave isnt picky
>>586278089basiert.
>>586278624
>>586279027?
Catti shows up at Noelle's house dressed in a spooky outfit and asks if she has any snacks. Not because it's Halloween but because Catti just does that sometimes.
>>586279003it means we really like them
It was a day on a HalloweenAn Anon run in and he "Newsletter" scream
>>586279112It's like Ralsei
>>586279097she isn't trans
>>586278089Uh oh kiddo, this post ain't Undertale/Deltarune related ;)
>>586278892>>586279023oh my god IT DOESN'T MATTER
Sonamy - KrusieShadamy - Suselle
>>586279134catti is balding :(
>>586279190i want dialogue
>>586279164Why don't you say that? Why do you have to be a slut for apples? Are you also a slut for Deltarune? I don't think calling yourself a slut is very appropriate or propitious.
>>586279195He throw a plush across the roomGaster fall into riddles
>>586279202No
are there like brushes in magma
>>586278892I just drew a shitty little friend smile. On a previous seasonal whiteboard I drew a shitty little Asgore and nobody cared. You can do it no matter your art level, it's fun
>>586279409yes?
>>586279409Several
>>586279190>Sonic Adventure
>>586279317Saying "I really like these apples" doesn't carry the same gravitas of just how much I like those apples. Certain things I'm absolutely a slut whore for, that's just the way it is.
>>586278195>>586278282https://files.catbox.moe/flak5z.jpeg
>>586279027Hey I have that game too
>>586279317shut up faggot i'm definitely not a slut for you
>>586279628Extremely sexy. How are you dressed as for Halloween?
FACT: The monsters' national anthem is the Monster MashPROOF: There is no information in-game that contradicts this
>>586279659Nice, if it was online I'd play with you
Newsletter? Don't know about any newsletter... (laugh)*walks away with a 8-years-anniversary-newsletter shaped belly*
>>586279628
>>586279628fucking EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>586279741nta but you didn't rule out that you are not a slut at all.so who's the unlucky pet that relies on your care that you ssmear peanut butter on your nether regions for?who you sluttin' for?
>>586279628those are really large balls
>>586279918susie is so fine
Only on /utg/ would someone argue about gender shit for 10 hours while wearing a chastity cage. And also on every other /vg/ general
>>586279628cute and pathetic <:Whos ur fave (and why) anon?
Does utg have a skribbl.io custom word list?
>>586279628You delivered and weren't lying, respect
Hey guys
>>586280038I wish more /utg/ posters were caged. That would probably make the general better.
>>586279857I remember there was a mobile game for it, there's also a version on board game arenahttps://en.boardgamearena.com/gamepanel?game=explodingkittens
Getting spitroasted by both Maddies. Pink in my ass, and Purple in my throat.
>>586279628That piece of paper looks like you had to kill a person for it
>>586279628I can't cum unless it's Undertale/Deltarune related, can someone please trace Ralsei over this human
>>586279628is that blood on the paper???
utg is dick pic central
>>586279628>his smile and optimism: vanishedwhat did i expect of the deltarune community but faggots, troons and whatever THIS is.>tfw this is the first link i've opened on /utg/ in months and its THIS.
>>586280273Just pretend that it's Kris wearing a Halloween costume.
>>586280057Kris duh!>>586279753Im a vampire
>>586279628not clicking that
sex with shadowguys
>the cage with human soul and partshuh
>>586280038i remember i had a 1 hour ralsei weed session that one time a year ago where i was secretly having my bus plugged for the duration.
>>586280328i dont think you had any smile or optimism for a long time anyway so whats the big deal
>>586280273bro, kill yourself
>>586280416LMAOlegit made me laugh
>>586280328Flowey is damn brat who needs onahole correction.
Since when has the Deltarune anniversary ever mattered?
wish i was even half as cute as that catbox twink...
>>586280385If you don't mind me asking, why are you permanently caged? Do you have a bf/gf that you're doing it for? Or do you just like the feeling of being locked up? Also, your costume looks really cute, but I guess I can't see half of it lol.
Why do moids love uploading pictures of their genitals
>>586280328You are now the gay
Kris wearing the soul as a chastity cage
>>586280416it's kris's chastity cage given to him by dess
>>586280403We will further the Kratti agenda.
>>586280440That's fair game since at least you're doing something you enjoy>>586280584Shave, get a good angle, avoid unflattering lights and angles, don't show your ugly face
>>586280273I second this
>>586280620they know their bodies are worthless so there's nothing wrong with showing them off
>>586280620The same reason foids like uploading picture of their boobies (in places other than /utg/*)
>>586280620Most moids want to feel desired because they have never been in their life.
>>586280568this
>>586279091yo kraut I'm going to communicate with the dead this night. any of you doing anything cool or nah? I got a deer skull with my blood on it as catalyst and all
imagine if every anon itt drew something on the magma right now.
>>586280620they have no creativity so they're forced to get attention in other ways
>>586280489>man who had lost all hope, lost even more hope than previously assumed.
>>586276494>>586279628Carol keeps caging sensitive young humans...
>>586280830this as well. disgusting creatures
>>586280954Can you call me a disgusting creature while I eat you out
>>586280914thats more like it, good boy
this thread is too scary
>>586280843doomerfren is busy right now, try again later
>>586280843try not to continue the family tradition of fucking wildlife.and keep it sanitary, for god's sake.
>>586280954I have a feeling you are a moid larping, also that wasn't my intent of the post.
>>586281030Happy Halloween! Instead of a newsletter we get chastity cage pics.
>>586279628ok, fucking SEX!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for delivering!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>586281090you can see her puppet pussy bro
>>586279628why are your balls so big
>>586281301I think the cage just makes them look big.
>>586281090you know i want to save all spammelle-stuff but you just made me reconsider.
>>586280613I just like it it’s my favorite fetish and as a UT/DR fan it suits me as a Kris kin
>>586279628fave is going to click on this and be very sad if this supposed "penis" is attached to some ugly hairy obese dude.
>>586281357
Kissing cute lady Fave's pussy
>>586280620moids enjoy pleasing others just for the sake of itfoids would never understand
>>586281592I'm disappointed it's not.
>>586280620I was asked to!
microwave his insides for a warm long form
>>586279257It does. All the art on magma is so good. It's too intimidating>>586279445I don't mind the whiteboard but magma is on a different level.
>>586281357Nice! I love faith!>Don't be afraid, kris
>>586280620We got a twink to do it now we need a fat dude to do it.
>>586281542That's nice. Kris does seem like the kind of person that would be caged, if only for petplay reasons. Another question, do you just like wearing the cage, or do you also like orgasm denial. I've heard that there are some consistent ways to orgasm while caged. I get if you don't want to answer such a personal question. >>586281592lol. what do you think of it?
>>586281542>just doing it for the love of the gamewe need to fix the moids
>>586276494>>586279628SEX!you mog the nude I posted here damn
>>586281650Florence Nightingale said this.
>>586281835And then they fuck
>>586281835We don't need that
>>586281835STOP PEER PRESSURING ME INTO POSTING IRL LEWDS YOU KNOW I'M VULNERABLE TO PEER PRESSURE ;(
theres a guy in a fursuit at this mcdonalds faves at rnits like a black and red wolf
NO NEWSLETTERFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>586282006Shut the fuck up loser
>>586279628kris krastity krage
you know when you die to the last boss in deadspace 2 and isaac spears himself in the head?fave wishes that was fave
>>586281993Nah just show off, preferably in a sans cosplay.>>586282006Speak for yourself.>>586282053Not you
>>586282008sauce?
>>586282182Hold still
What's a sletter and why do we want a new one?
>>586282053i would really like keeping my dinner down.it was tagliatelle in a thick creamy mushroom sauce.and i'd hate to re-taste it.
>>586282198evildoer69
>>586282191What about fucking in the sans cosplay
magma collab link https://magma.com/d/I1GubX5C2g#vRXQseETtEd8996m6AAAAAAA
I liked the Ralsei yogurt guy's nudes, he had muscles and a well toned body. I don't find mystery meat people all that attractive
>>586282250It's a type of sjelter
>>586282308i am fully erect right now though, and i can keep my socks on if you want
That fucking bird that I hate.
The ratio of dick pics to pussy pics in utg must be something like 100:0
what even is this thread
>>586282385
>>586282437There was a hoax where someone posted a vid of some lady fingering herself while talking about Deltarune but it turned out to be spliced audio with video
>>586282463/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General
>>586282463Festive and celebratory
>>586280215That would be so hot...
>>586282409Damn nigga you're horny shit nigga what the hell happened oh right you got dumped must not be getting a lotta primo dick now lol youre on some incel shit now mothafucka hahahahahahahaah Said Business Manticore.
>>586282463People are coming here expecting a newsletter and getting riled up because it's not here, despite Toby never indicating that there will be one.
>>586272504AIEEEEE IS THAT A WHITE PERSON???
>>586282409i'd prefer if you kept your haram parts concealed from god, slut.
>>586282556i understood half of that
>>586282536Still hot too
>>586276605I was actually thinking about this the other day. If it's DR!Gaster, I'd give him the Blue Soul. Amalgamate references feel right. The Man does seemingly appear in the True Lab. Everyman would definitely show up. A "Tail of Hell" attack where it sprouts from one side of the box and then circles in on you inside the bullet board. But that's assuming the tail of hell is relevant at all to the Man, and it might be worth saving that for something like a Friend fight instead, anyway.Some egg attacks. Could function like Pipis, maybe. I imagine a visual of a tree forming, eggs growing on it, and then falling down, which you have to avoid.Hand attacks. Something something, man who speaks in hands. The hands would have creepily detailed animations.He calls you patient in his valentine's letter and tells you to take your time in-game, so I would say that he has cyan attacks, but Toby outlawed those. Perhaps he'd use the Cyan Soul.In my mind, the context of the fight would be that it's the Man's twisted way of trying to help Kris work through their trauma of *whatever happened*, which may or may not involve Dess getting tail-of-hell'd, and that's why I thought to include a reference to that. This is also assuming that the Man was Kris's therapist, but that Chapter 4 Egg room had to mean something, right? If you ask me, though, the Man is probably even less likely to get a fight than Gaster.
>>586282336checking their account they seem annoying as fuck which is too bad because the art is good
>>586282660Yeah she was hot, but she was masturbating in a weird way that seems more pornographic than pleasurable.
>>586280121I only know of this list lolKris, Susie, Ralsei, Lancer, King, Jevil, Rouxls Kaard, Seam, Queen, Spamton, Spamton NEO, Berdly, Noelle, Pipis, Kromer, Big Shot, Potassium, Moss, Chalk, Dark Fountain, The Roaring, Roaring Knight, Thrash Machine, Original Starwalker, Nubert, Sweet Cap'n Cakes, Swatch, Swatchling, Tasque Manager, Maus, Snowgrave, Green Gaster, God dammit Kris, Hometown, Castle Town, Card Kingdom, Frisk, Chara, Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Undyne the Undying, Alphys, Mettaton, Mettaton EX, Mettaton NEO, Asgore, Asriel, Asriel Dreemurr, Flowey, Omega Flowey, Muffet, Napstablook, Monster Kid, Gaster, Temmie, Annoying Dog, Burgerpants, Bratty, Catty, River Person, Grillby, Mad Dummy, Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, Hotland, The CORE, True Lab, Mt Ebott, Grillbys, Temmie Village, Determination, Save Point, Butterscotch Pie, Spaghetti, Bad Time, Gaster Blaster, Delta Rune, Toby, Egg, Amalgamate, Snowdrake, Lesser Dog, Greater Dog, Doggo, Dogamy, Dogaressa, Aaron, Woshua, Vulkin, Tsunderplane, Pyrope, So Sorry, Glyde, Mew Mew, Catti, Jockington Alvin, Rudy, Carol, Onionsan, Eram, Shadow Mantle, December, Mike, Tenna, Get Dunked On, Kris Get The Banana, Rudinn, Hathy, Ponman, Rabbick, Virovirokun, AmbyuLance, Poppup, Werewire, Werewerewire, King Round, K Round, C Round, Froggit, Whimsun, Vegetoid, Final Froggit, Whimsalot, Madjick, Shyren, Gerson, Mystery Man, Toy Knife, Empty Gun, Thorn Ring, Twisted Sword, Librarby, Mew Mew, Spider Bake Sale, Ferris Wheel, Kriselle, Suselle, Krusie, Snowman, Training Dummy, Genocide, Teacup Ride, Togore, Toby Raped Me, That Terrible Day, Sjelter, Lake, Flowery, Aqua, Seth, Green, Orange, Yellow, Blue
>>586282385JANNIES DO SOMETHING!!!
>>586282536the twink did something similar
I'm astral projecting a newsletter. It should hit your mailbox in just a few minutes, so relax.
>>586282395ralsei yogurt guy?
>>586282395thank you, I got a bit lazy with my abs, I should go back working them out
happy brappyween to my jackboxbros
>>586282721The hard truth is that most artists are sub-human with bad opinions. Plato understood this.
>>586282779fucking when??
>>586282589>coughs up a marker>"[[tadah.wav not found]]">"Wait, but it's not the~">"THAT'S FROM MY PREVIOUS [[Cool Move!]] THANK HEAVENS, THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR [[4 to 7 Business Days]]!"
>>586282409upload or you have no balls
>>586282645i think that's nigganese for "you're unloved and your eagerness to expose yourself to strangers in the internet shows a profound longing for kinship that you have either never had or haven't had in a long while, which in itself is very sad and even sadder given the whole scope of the ordeal that you find yourself in."or iunno, lil' timmy fell into the well.one or the other. i am not fluent.
Noelle making it rain on Susie in a normal swimsuit (She is uncomfortable because they are in public).
>>586282975i understood half of that.
>>586282851You seem like a loser
>>586282409he really should get nakeder and nakeder i want to see him without the scary
>>586282721Happens sometimes, unfortunately, same reason I don't check on Ammi much these days
>>586282385Biggest scare today so far
>>586283032True.
Foids will complain that a foid with a high sex count is shamed while a moid with a high sex count is praised and then never post their pussy in utg, said fave
>>586279003
>>586282805Based setup
>>586283083i will never shave my pussy so i'll never post it here
>>586277828bunanons were better. yours kinda sucks carolfag
I am a smelly pedophile!
If PapyrusKnight is real, does that mean Papyrus groomed Kris?
there's this thing called deltarune maybe you guys should start talking about it
>>586283132>i will never shave my pussythat is the reason you should post it hairy pussy makes my brain turn off and my penis crazy Said Asgore.
>>586283181any knight theory that doesn't involve kris being groomed by them contradicts canon
>>586282940idk if i can do that anymore, the gibberish posts made me distracted to the point of making me lose my erection, sorry
>>586283083I don't know how posting pussy has anything to do with what you're talking about but either way I'm not gonna do it
>>586283142>:(>>586283276Damn, I hope you find it again one day
>>586283083Fave wouldn't say that...
>>586283142What UTDR characters WOULDN'T say this?
I would do the magma but the art has not been so good lately
>>586283132please be gay or polish.
>>586283136a ralseianon made this one you retard lol
>>586282852https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/580901075/#580923676https://voca.ro/1kn02x1zYQYR
>moids want to look at cocks>moids have cocks>they show their cocks to each other>foids are confused by this
>>586283272What if Kris is the Knight?
>>586283409foids can post their cocks too if they want
>>586283382it's hilarious that they've created their own au over thread artists
>>586283487foids dont have penises
>>586283403His voice is really cute, but talking about Deltarune while masturbating is really dumb lol.
>>586283460then they're grooming their younger/alternate universe self or whatever the hell is going onobviously
>>586283403thanks, I guess I wasn't on utg that day
>>586283527not with that attitude.ask shayy wether or not cute girls can have penises and he will touch you in the no-no-square.
>>586278892>>586279023Painter left, you don't need to feel intimidated anymore
>>586283403wait so the link cosplay isn't really him?
>>586283536its a voice over
>>586282385SCAIRY!!!!!!
>>586283646you're kind of a refreshing counterpoint to all the trannies we have here
>>586283136>>586283648hi
every time I see a picture of a real life dick I think more and more that I might be a lesbian, I never feel arousal I just feel like I accidentally opened an occupied bathroom stall.
i wish i was a foid instead of a moidat least i can be when i close my eyes and imagine myself with fave
>>586283594Awesome, toxic age gap selfcest!!
>>586283805Are you sure you're not just asexual?
>>586283805It's normal to think that the other sex's genitals look weird. I think it feels different when you see them in person. Also, if you're attracted to the rest of the male body then I don't think you're a lesbian.
>>586283745yeah but just "kind of", not actually.>>586283805you were a faggot the moment you started posting here, dumbass.you post meek wee little femboys and then you see a faggot and you act surprised.i wonder if women actually think their thoughts to completion or if that head of theirs is just for decoration and their throat just for storing dick in sometimes.
>>586283805Try falling in love with someone before identifying yourself as anything.
>>586283502>want to stir shit>don’t have any material so they make it up>look like schizophrenic patients talking to imaginary people sad, really
>>586283805I get like this sometimes too so I look at pictures of vulvas for a bit to remember that human beings are just disgusting in general
>>586283659actually it took a few takes to get sounding ok, but its in real time. I was under a blanket lol>>586283649same guy
>>586284083I think vaginas AND penises look good, but I guess that's a matter of opinion.
>>586283805It also is explicitly gay if it was more femgazy it would be diggerent. You are definitely into men if you are a battatfag
>>586284024Don't be misogynistic, Anon. We know you're repressing your desire to wear frilly dresses.
>>586284210why should I always bet on charaknight
I really hope FennekinFox drops his chapter 5 vid today so that he can completely overshadow whatever newsletter Toby drops, if any.
>>586284164>if it was more femgazy it would be diggerentI wish more women liked skinny twinks wearing chastity cages. I would shave and cage myself instantly if they did.
>>586284210you speak a lot of smack for someone this fertile.
Anyone going to get super drunk tonight?
>>586283745He's never posted his dick, I'll give him that.
Are you guys going trick or treating
>>586283132Then post your hairy pussy which is hotter anyway.>>586283279Sex with a moid is easy and a high sex count only requires low standards (see high amount of moid pics). Sex with a foid is difficult and a high sex count means you are desirable (see low amount of foid pics since utg moids are not desirable.)By posting pussy, you are challenging this dynamic but most feminist are only performative and wouldn't do that
>>586284246Reasons are unnecessary.
>>586283805Once again Alphys says that penises aren't supposed to be looked at, they're meant for practical use. Also dick pics alone do nothing for me, the whole moid needs to be seen to elicit any reaction.
>>586284363you going cock sucking?
>>586284164what makes battat femgazy? the only thing that marks him as male is that we're toldif he were female and nothing else changed, would he still be femgazy?
>>586284454cocks are absolutely supposed to be looked atyou are a lesbian
>>586282463IT'S HALLOWEEN, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>586284329I would if anyone gave a shit about me
>>586284454>the whole moid needs to be seen to elicit any reaction.What do you like in a moid pic? Also, do you have a preference for penis size? Please answer Alphys I need the royal scientist's opinion on this.
If most UT characters are represented in DR to the point Mew Mew exists, will Amalgams appear in some shape or form?
>>586284560I personally care about you, Anon. Now go get drunk! Don't drive ehuehuehue
>>586284454ALSO! The idea of a dick being hard because the male attached to it wants to fuck you is more arousing than seeing a bare dick, thats why pictures of Faves with clothed boners look sexy. Let it be known that bulge pics are more aesthetically pleasing than straight up dick pics. Alphys wrote this on her blog one handed.
>>586284641Probably remain as just the gravestones, maybe statues of Dustners when the Roaring comes at best
important message: this thread has now been moved to trash: you may now post infinite lewds without the need for catboxlinks.
>>586284641All the Amalgam monsters are dead and buried so I'm giving it a maybe on Dustners of their components
>>586284675horny Alphys... sex... erotic...
What about a moid with big pecs and a big penis.
>>586284739don't listen to this anon
>>586284650I wish he was real
>>586284301guy whose only genre of video is how the latest chapter of deltarune totally ruined the game if the guy thinks the game was ruined after chapter 2 why would i ever respect his opinion on chapter 5.
>>586284306I like skinny twinks but I dont like chastity cages, sorry. They're just silly looking and not in a sexy way. I think if youre at a point where you think he's sexy youre going to want to see the hard dick and the effect you're having on him.
>>586284670fave can't drive or leave the house at all to make money if they could they would just drink until they die anyway
Newsletter… please… I’ve waited so long…
>>586284739Nude Pink in bed with anon
>>586283136fake fan
>>586284892I need to tell you something...
>>586284847Because he’s right? Chapter 2 was complete downgrade of Chapter 1, and it’s never gotten better.
thread is making me want to suck dick
>>586284454this one comes to mind >>582318836
thread is making me want to get my dick sucked
>>586285171stop blaming thread for what your parents fucked up.
>>586284454Alphys would not fucking say that
>>586285265Every accusation is a confession.
thread is making me want to lick hairy pussy
>>586285062i think it would be funnier if as a contrarian he actually made a video saying that chapter 5 saved deltarune rather than retreading tired deltarune bad talking points.
>>586285062Nah.
>>586284892
This is canon, by the way.
>>586284901awwwwwwwwwwwwwwi fucking love this
>>586285341He’s not a contrarian, he’s just showing the truth.>>586285352Cope.
>>586285331every accusation you say?a what? a compassion?a cum fashion?no comprende.
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/pregnancy
what if you were pregnant carried a baby for nine months all the mood swings and pain and incapacitated mobility that comes with it went through the excruciating pain of child birth and the nurse handed you your baby and it was a little ralsei
Rape toby
>>586285542>>586285598woah
>>586281061I found the skull years ago next to an ant mound. it's clean broskiwhat I do want to see is pushing forest ants inside doomy whoom's peehole.
>>586285501Cope deez nuts, Chapter 1 sucked.
>>586285679>>586285679>>586285679Hop on
>>586285598go back in time and drink during pregnancy so that the kid becomes a /utg/ regular.
knight theory tier list in order of who would be hottest at grooming kris:mettatongaster (forma de therapist)asrieldesscarolrudypapyrus
>>586285598I've thought about this exact scenario, but the baby Ralsei is like a little demon baby from folklore and I hate him and try to hide from everyone because I'm ashamed, so he grows up all alone and hates himself.
>>586285791The Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>586284862Do you also like your twinks hairless? Shaving always seems like the most annoying part of being sexy. Said fave. Also, the sexy part about chastity is having complete control over someone's sexuality (or someone else having control over your sexuality). With that said, I also like the way chastity cages look, so I guess it is just personal taste.
>>586284985they are both shit
>>586285791you're evil if i had a baby ralsei i would raise it with absolute love and affection and teach it to kill my enemies with fire
UTGUTGWITH ITS COCKIN ITS HANDSO IT STANDSTO FUCK ALL THE MONSTERSUNDERGROUNDWAY UP HIGHIN THE SKYWITH NO SUNIN ITS EYESAIN'T IT NICE?THE LIFE FOREVER FOR...DICERS!
>>586284306I also like skinny twinks but I'm not into chastity cages
>>586284329I got drunk yesterday and I'm still feeling rather unwellI might settle for a nice nightcap though
>>586284329Not really drinking isn't my thing
>>586284329I don't like drinking but I wish I could have sloppy drunk sex with someone that loved me said pathetic fave
>>586286604>doesn't know about whiskey-dick
do cage pics legally count as dick picsit's more of a balls pic tbdesu
>>586286852it legally counts as off-topic.but if that stopped anyone, we'd actually talk about the game.
>>586284329I'm not allowed ALCOHOL on this MEDICATION PROGRAM.
>>586287346now that's a spooky wheatman
>>586287346i've seen that man in my dreams, but he is never malicious.creepy? yeah.but he is but an onlooker and he has offered me help like twice or thrice.
>>586287619Please share your dreams with me. I want a comforting shadow man so bad.
I've had weird dreams before. What makes Toby's dreams so special?
>>586288258Well, for starters, he made a game partly inspired by his dreams. If you made a game (and it got really popular) based on your weird dreams, maybe people would think your dreams are special too.
>>586287749don't worry, most of my nightmares are usually deeply unsettling or fuck me up for 2 days.they revolve around loss, tragedy, oppressive ominous dread coming from nowhere and creatures that assume the shape of shadows darker than darkness itself.and in such dreams, a character like this is not half as scary as you think.i even learned that i have kenopsia thanks to my dreams.
>>586288453you could make some kind of like, yummy diary for dreams..
>>586288523Oh, well, for me, the most prevailing theme in my dreams is me being in love with Markiplier. Unfortunately, he is not always in love with me. It would be nice to have a Shadow Man in such sad times...(How can you "have" kenopsia, though? Do you mean a fear of it?)>>586288550Throw a nickel in a well. Maybe someone will write the diary you dream of.
one weird re-occuring quirk in my nightmares is that i usually "spawn" in a nightly world, occluded by source engine fog so thick that none of the map is visible, the ground appearing darker than the night sky above, occluding all dangers.i usually hear things circling around me, calling out to me.other nightmares are about waking up in a place like that isn't home and feeling like you are in a prohibited area or that if you were caught, something would happen to you.as a kid, i had a re-occuring dream being in a cemetary at night, the full moon shone on me making me feel exposed and visible to things that mean unwell to me.i felt compelled gathering herbs and tugged on weeds just to find out that the one i pulled was akin to an alraune, the plant started to scream like a bleeding pig mixed with a hl2 fast zombie, the plant thrashed and quivered in my hand, showing zero sign of fatigue after five seconds of screaming.i threw the plant away and it skittered into the shadows.the horror was not the plant itself but that i felt this screaming plant drew the attention of sometihng worse to me.a warning sign in nature is being surrounded by plantlife where birds life and not hearing any chirps.>when the birds are still, a predator draws near.my dreams are silly.
>>586290102I'm about to go to bed. Now your stories are for real gonna infect my dreams.
>>586289326kenopsia was a relevant fear when our hunter-gathere ancestors roamed the earth and didn't settle.since humans were not meant to survive alone and need community and love to stay healthy, mother nature gave us a little cortisol-inducing gift that would make sure you always stayed with your group.grug would come home from his trip and see that the camp is empty.grug's mind wanders and tries to find an explanation for this.did grug's group go on without him? did grug's group get attacked?what if what attacked them is still around?immediately grug's fight-or-flight response kicks in and he either high-tails it looking for his group or tries to take on the beast.in a modern sense it makes very little sense to have kenopsia, but i cannot shake the anxiety when i am in places like a closed school and the deafening silence physically gnaws on my sanity.i have often been in places as such, and despite being allowed to, i walked carefully as if not trying to make noise in fears of being pursued.imagine: apocalypse - seeing entire town squares empty of all human life.the entire bustle of your city/town/village reduced to a suffocating silence.if you feel that in your bones - that's kenopsia.
Good night /utg/. Sleep tight /utg/. Don't let the horrors bite /utg/.
there's a new thread krautsie-wautsie
>>586291914that just means nobody saw me trauma-dumping my mental illness.win-win for me.
I've missed you Kraut <3
>>586292716terrible aim.
>>586290102>>586291790i might disagree, such instincts are still usefuleven in modern times, if your fellows are suddenly silent or absent it is likely they are responding to some threat that you yourself have not yet noticed, though not so likely a deadly threat nowadays, and thus it would be prudent to mirror their threat response first and then try to figure out what it is they're responding to
>>586292885i think there are greater dangers associated with the modern world whose scale we rarely wrap our brains around.we can delete life with hundred meters away by pulling a small lever, a we have population densities so high that a disease of higher virulence and just high enough of a incubation period can literally pose a threat to all of humanity.we are afraid of something obvious like a big predator, but a predator only kills to protect himself or to sate his hunger.we have rapists, murderers and technology that can turn you into a memory with terminal velocity.
