twisted boots editionprevious >>586015883
for somebody like me theyre just normal boots
thats so me
do u want to teach me tfa
look at this dude
if i made a post and refreshed the page to see someone baked a new bread before my post went through id legit hang myself from the neck til dead
i would probably just repost it in the new thread
>>586219658>>586219759this is excellent humor lads maybe this thread hasnt gone to straight crap afterall
>>586217132hallowed sepulchre crystal
i need something to do with my hands while listening to podcasts ive already 100 percent every powerwashing sim dlc
does anyone wanna practice getting good at rap and rapping in vc
you could solve a rubiks cube or juggle
thread gets comfy at night in the winter
blanket on lap candle burning yep its comfy time
not to brag too hard but i got todays loona heardle on the first guess
how many songs can one group or artist or whatever loona is have that doesnt seem brag worthy
millions maybe even trillions actually if you can believe it
oh wow
id put it conservatively at like 200 tracks depending on if you count sewerslvts hi high remix as a loona song
ok slayer was fun for the first 10 hours but now im over it
doing: blackjackinglistening: sound of me blackjackingwatching: my toon blackjack
i just tried the loona heardle and it blew my ears out thanks a fucking lot
wow im so sorry i think id rope if i couldnt listen to loona
oh
>>586217132real answer for normal people: salvage at barracuda trial and get the sailors amuletORactually train your construction up and get the ornate jewelry so you can house tp pool and then one click to the GE
i will get 5k scully kc
tfw im a normie so i cant get a crafting cape
yeah bro lemme just get uhhh 2 loading screens and a jewellery box interface that sure seems quickest to me
>>586225445try reading his post
https://youtu.be/hPC2Fp7IT7o
sent that bald freak flying
is that john dad
>>586225112i accidentally alched it im going to kill myself
grind this one boss for hundreds of hours to do this content: the game
>>586225894the bald guy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqpUKnwTEUg
wow what game is that i want to play it
is that better or worse than>grind 99% of the time to do the 1% you actually want to do: the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET3-t1jFmo0
>>586225894nah john looks like this https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/509275016/#509283148 still crazy to think that he posted that voluntarily bruh like whyd you do that
thinking about buying as many bonds as i can and reselling them at 14m in a few weeks not sure though
i just used them for a year of membership personally but i think i have 200mil more i could spend if i wanted to i just dont want to at this moment
>>586227012whats wrong with it
john dad looks like my habbo hotel friend
>>586227272norwood 3
>>586227012you know that smell that fat people have its kinda like sour almosti can smell it from here
>>586227426i dont think you can say that from that pic>>586227508thats just you, take a shower
yea you can + you comb your hair to the front since youre conscious about it lol
she could just be slavic they comb their hair like that
>>586227668i dont actually though, i push it to the side and my hair looks fucking majestic right now, its long enough that i can put it in a ponytail or topknot, every time i see it in the mirror im like dayum
me and d3ks's but shes fully naked (pussy out) and im playing the game and farming up some dark beasts and she calls me her dark skinned beast and i fiddle her pussy while killing dark beasts thoughts?
ok youre just straight up lying like we dont have eyes now ok i see this might be a sore spot for you me personally when i brushed my hair to the side i didnt have half my forehead covered by it but that might just be me
>>586227954i think in that pic i had just gotten my hair cut a few weeks before so i probably wasnt doing much of anything to it, also it was taken late in the day so of course it was looking pretty disheveled. the shadows and the blur are leaving a lot of gaps you are choosing to fill in in the most unforgiving ways possible because your bias, but whatever it doesnt really matter at the end of the day. zoom out and you can mostly see my facial structure. i am a beautiful man
d3ks's can you hear me are my messages getting through the net to you
>>586228969yeah wassuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VMFdpdDYYA
https://youtu.be/d-bbv-KnMng?t=5421
>>586229080thoughts on calling me your dark skinned beast and playing runescapes together naked?
>>586229185somebody help me tame this animal i have becomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys
any bush posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p9AiQ2MGK8for the knowers
thinking of creating my own AHK program
>>586229970for what
>>586230010pking. ykno with the press of a button i can change gear and so forth
>>586230094isnt this the worst kind of cheating because you're directly involving other players? basically asking to be banned
>>586230226it be. it be.. maybe i wont do it now that you're telling me i could get banned
not alching this one.
who cares about pkers lol they deserve to be scammed for everything they have
>>586230631gz
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xhoClq3BAeI
if an oomf gets a gf i cut him off like immediately
im just a notch on ur bedpost
>>586233069are you a girl (not tranny) or a guy
>>586233069me in the blue shirt
>>586233778based
>>586217132ornate pool to spirit tree with farming guild pre selected is super fast, no opening teleport menus, just house tele, press pool, press tree. And theres barely any reason ever to not have farming guild as your last visited location
wow that just came up on my shuffle
what did
bro has a foe im crine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0IkgdhwmAI
personally i think being a line in a song mogs being a notch on a bedpost
i guess im just a goofy little clown then... im just a porn under you're control
did i miss any funny posts today
you shoot me down but i dont fall i am titanium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JJao44ZfFk
>>586236079>>586227012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G35JoxQWKPw
>>586238275gz
i dont even knwo what that nigga got he has at least to of whatever he got
happy halloween osg
>>586233456thank you for the 26ktake care of yourself and your familyyou did well but i did betterthere's a difference between usgam ooooooong'g'g'gaaaaam oooooon
would it be funny if i did a jig
probably not
ok guess ll just fucking put my head in an oven then
>>586241754putting the monitor in front of a window like that is really bad for your eyes lol
>>586241754did youre boyfriend buy you the switch
>>586242512no yours did
i want to colonize
first purple clog
Are bonds worth getting through gp?
just pogged a clog
>>586245496only if you're some maxxie nigger where everything that drops is a dupe, otherwise you are just hampering your progress massively
>>586245327congration
>>586245327and like arent the ascention crowwbows better than bp? or does needing different bolts make it annoying?
bondie in bought max thinks he did something
bodied that freak
>>586246381how? kys faggot
lmao coming ofter me not the guy that sent you flying lol
>>586246487im not even hesica you dumbass
oh youre just doing tricks on it lol
_________________________| You need to summon a thrall! ||________________________|
wowow i got a fragment of burning fire and free +2 max hit isnt that really broken
i just did a trick on it and i still didnt get what i want
>>586247891tfti
>>586245496Yes if you make enough gp to not worry about it/play an iron
>>586245327large gz i wish i had friends who played this game
>>586248167you wouldnt message them anyway
>>586248273how do you figure
>>586245496no not really, i bought 500m gp worth of bonds to play my uim for free for a couple of years and now that im playing my main again i kind of regret it
whyd you redeem them
nigga im obese...
50 solos and my only purple is the book what a dogshit raid
i raid with my friends ive also done around 50 raids but ive had 1 ascension bow and my friend has had book
>>586248167Try the WDR discord. I've been meetings lotsa new people from inviting randoms to trios and then if someone's cool we do duos and become frens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUaRRl5shwU
>>586249602nigga stop eating then
why is the theme all gross
sigh moms boyfriend is staying over at our place tonight AGAIN
red bull > white monster
i'm not swapping my amulet for +1 max magic hitstupid niuseless ass item
this guy posted a penis
>>586245327>bondieno gz that could have been a helmies
>>586251462fuck off retard
gjg
>>586251614good morning
im dressed up like a skeleton
>>586254698in game or in real life?
irl
my skeleton is dressed up today
why is bro just watching HELP ME
>toa is now dead contentfuck I still didn't get a fang, what now?
when content can be solod theres no such thing as dead content so be glad its a fang youre missing and not an avernic because tob is dead content
my small clan is made up of high end cloggers and pvmers and they run all raids and do barb ass for high gambles and set up cwars and theres always a group to do something but you guys cant join because you have to be a vanguard employee like we all are
im in a clan by myself
>>586233832
so when are the osg tfa noob raids I haven't done it yet nor have I done tob but I know how to do that one. I can do cox and maybe toa but I've only done solo 290 if anyone wants to do those I am more comfortable but very rusty
im avoidant so i wont be attending
doing: spinning flaxlistening: DSP Hurricane of Salt, Rages at COD Modern Warfare 4 & Sends a Special Message to Infinity Ward
can we do the osg tfa in a few hours i ended up begin busier than i thought im sorry if you expected more from me im sorry
first thing first get some swag in your closetsecond thing is you gotta stop all that ‘talk’ shitthird thing is put some drugs in your bodylast thing is put your trust in nobody
the single door incident
I dont have the energy today omg
the string cheese incident
ugh what is wrong with boys
>>586262978half of these are nothing and the other half are like just autistic nerd shit
using numbers to talk to me is an ick too
when he waits for the authenticator code to refresh because he can't type it in time
were coming up on a bedrot winter girls i hope youre prepared
>>586263474why do you think i care what is an ick to you? you arent my problem
>>586264045im a guywtf is bedrot
Is there any sort of method to the madness of slayer training? I never really did it before, I was pretty much only ever a skiller but it's finally become worthless in its entirety. Can't even earn a bond playing 8 hours a day before it runs out.So, I've started with konar, I hear that mortimer is pretty good from the newer island area, but I need 70 for him and I'm at like 40.So do I just stick with konar till 70? should I do wildy slayer? Purely looking for exp, not points.
does anyone want to listen to partyof2 with me
>>586264218Do annoying tasks for 200 hours until you can start barraging the good tasks then only do those
slayer is the worst skill in the game
>>586264818agility and runecrafting are worse
I dont support the current thing sorry
>>586264976agility was one of the best skills in the game before they added seppulcher
rc is like 115k/hr and 1 min afk at a time you just hate it cause reddit is retarded and hates it
Love runecraft hate agility
ok so my personal tierlist would go something like seppy >> solo lavas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slayer
zmi is 115k an hour big dawg
i dont enjoy sucking cock i dont do zmi
>>586265204no it wasnt, agility is predatorily designed garbage made solely to milk the playerbase for subs so they can run longer than f2p and use shortcuts that f2p cant use but are dangled in front of their faces. cringe ass bullshit, agility should be removed>>586265324>rc is like 115k/hrno it isnt. you're one of these faggots who is like lul mining is 100k an hour. no it's not. nobody is doing granite. fuck off
>>5862655733t4g is my favourite skilling method
>>586265573see>>586265517no need to just be outright incorrect so confidently you can just google 'zmi xp/hr osrs' and immediately see the cited rate. no need for name calling either, its embarrassing on your part and it isnt hurting anyones feelings you just look like a big baby typing like that
youre actually so right babe you just dont know why, mining isnt 100k its 130k an hour
when cox came out i was a boy but now tfa came out and im a girl and this ok
osrs oh yes oh yes dont stress dont stress
>>586265712DUDE JUST:1. teleport to a bank2. click the bank3. deposit4. take essence5. teleport again6. walk up a mountain path7. click the door8. click the altar9. sometimes teleport to your house because you took a ton of damage from npcs on the way10. do this for 80+ hourshow about fuck you
its bad because i have to do it for more than 2 hours unlike in fortnite
>>586266072>didnt even mention the filling, emptying or depositing from the essence pouch>didnt mention repairing the essence pouch
>>586266384you're not playing a game, you're just clicking boxes autistically. fortnite is unironically 1000x better than any form of skilling in osrs
so like are there any other skills in the game now other than mining where the best method is tick manip and there isnt an easy afk way out of it?
>>586266643amethyst and MLM are still way low intensity. But yes tick manip will be the best method probably till the reworks hit.Woodcutting I think you can theoretically get best rates with tick manip? But it's only marginally better nowadays with all the other boosts.
the rates on the wiki are also basically theoretical maximums. you are lucky to get 70% of them without practicing them for like 50 hours
>>586266776maybe hunter but it dosent have the same gatherer feeling to, i still cant belive they want to ruin mining i find it very sad
>>586266957I'm just worried they try to add in those stupid masterwork sets like in rs3, or add another fucking armor sink even though we have giant's foundry.
>>586266072this dude is crashing out because zmi is too hard for him lmfao
>>586267041giants foundry kind of took over smithing completely but i guess its the giants foundry skill now instead of the blast furnace skill so not much changed i guess
>>586264976runecrafting was bad before they added the retard proof afking wintertodt minigameslayer is the worst, i can't go kill hydra because i need to spend 16 hours grinding a tik tok jad task
>>586267041yeah i hope it wont become super rs3 content, i think that update will completely mark the end of skilling in osrs, its just a pvm game after that they might as well just remove all the skills except the combat ones at this point
To the avg Bondie, shit like ZMI is too complicated. Especially considering they could buy BiS stab and do Vorkath for 10 hours a day.
>>586267072yeah dude its too hard its not that its literally one of the most boring things you can possibly do in the entire game because it requires your attention even though you're doing nothing but running back and forth and interacting with your bank
>>586268012its almost like they added gotr for niggers like you who feel like they HAVE to do the content to get a red cape despite hating it
>rc sucksat least its 115k xp/hr>no it isnt "faggot"yes it is google it>oh yeah well i dont like itok well what do you want me to do about it? u want 120k xp/hr fully afk? keep doing blood runes for 20k xp i guess like whats ur problem
>>586268153how hard is it to just let me sit next to an altar with 1000k essence and just click it until my arms go numb
>>586268340how hard would it be for you to download a game you would actually enjoy instead
>>586268298rc is not 115k an hour wtf
>>586268412i do enjoy osrs, the arpg aspects of it. the combat feels like a rhythm game. zmi and gotr are nothing like this. slayer is better than most skills because it requires you to go interface with the actual fucking game, which is why you tards hate it so much
>>586265573>nobody is doing graniteuhhh personally I did a good amount of vm and it was quite relaxed and also good xp
try melvor idle 2 you fucking retard lmao>>586268492google it holy shit whats with the retards in the thread today
>>586268584bug abuse does not count
in fact, i wish they would add reaper to osrs and have jewelry upgrades behind it just so skiller fags cant have bis jewelry unless they spend a bunch of time actually doing bosses instead of skipping all boss grinds by point jewing their way to burst tasks for the entirety of the 99 grind
>>586267441It's been dead, I'd argue since DT2. There is just no reason to ever skill besides reqs, I don't think there's a single resource you can't get outright from bossing, from raw to par-processed to the complete thing.
im not arguing with you, you can literally just google osrs rc xp/hr and see for yourself at any point
>>586268584can I see your recording of you getting 115k xp/h?
3t4g is comfy and a good skilling method if you are too casual to do it maybe cookie clicker is more youre speed
>>586268848stfu>>586266814>the rates on the wiki are also basically theoretical maximums. you are lucky to get 70% of them without practicing them for like 50 hours and giving yourself an repetitive stress injury in the process
>3 tickBraindead osu zoomers need their dopamine
yeah let me download a recording software and make you a video of doing a zmi run, something that has probably 200 videos of people doing it on youtube right now
i did over 1000 hours of 3t cut eat and i never got rsi
>zmiso you are talking about zmi with daeyalt without factoring in the time spent mining the daeyaltnot 115k/h
>>the rates on the wiki are also basically theoretical maximums. you are lucky to get 70% of them without practicing them for like 50 hours and giving yourself an repetitive stress injury in the processif this is true for you idk what to say you may as well kill yourself because your is likely sub 90 that shit is hilariously pathetic to be arguing hahahaha play melvor idle 2 dude this is embarrassing
>>586269069mining daeyalt is not runecrafting, its mining. using daeyalt is less overall time spent runecrafting than not using daeyalt
>>586268971>yeah let me download a recording softwareok so you basically admit you cant do it without macros
youre an idiot who is literally arguing that you are bad at the game
>>586269029you were not doing anything close to max efficiency for 1000 hours
yea guys birdhouses are 2,6m hunter xp per hourno I don't count the time spent running to the spot, that's agilityno I don't count crafting the birdhouse, that's craftingbirdhouses are 2,6m xp/hour what are you retarded
>>586269449holy fuck retard ill spell out your own argument for youyou said rc sucksi offered a solution that results in higher xp per hour and thus less total time runecrafting and it also has a large afk portionyou claim the wiki is wrong and that somehow doing mining counts as doing rc when the whole issue is shortening the time spent doing rc
>>586269432im sorry lied the truth is its not just 1000 ive done several thousand hours of tick manipulation skilling >.<
>>586219658How do I increase my power level?
I didn't even say rc sucks that was someone elseI just think it's retarded to claim rc is 115k/h without saying you have to spend time mining the essence
why would mining the essence count as rc training when you arent doing rc while mining the essence you are mining itthe effective xp per hour of using pure ess you already have vs mining the daeyalt then rc'ing both of them is roughly the exact same. doing daeyalt, however, you get like 3m mining xp along the way, and spend less time having to actually do runecrafting because the xp/hr is much higher. what are you not getting
>>586269672this started because i said agility and rc are worse than slayer, which you fucking niggers took as a complaint about rates, which it wasnt, it was a complaint about how menial and boring the task actually is to me, because i'm not a dumbass fucking worthless retard like you who prides himself on clicking menus in a video game you fucking loser ACTUALLY hang yourself PLEASE
get off my dick
>>586269948try melvor idle 2 insteadlmfao zmi altar is too hard hahahahaha my fingie wingies cant keep up with the wiki rate help meeee lmfaooo
>>586269939at the end of the day the only people running daeyult are bots or college students, most people get their pure essence from bosseseither way the only people doing lavas for 110k/h are people speed running for quest reqswhy would anyone do normal runecrafting when gotr exists
>>586270078kid how can you type garbage like this and then pretend you're not a little brainrot zoomer piece of shit
>>586270242because gotr is less xp/hr so you have to do rc for more time. your understanding of the playerbase is limited
>>586270359im just quoting you. you said zmi is too hard for you and that the wiki xp rates are physically impossible to get
>>586270360i guess i just have a btw btw mentality
>>586270504bad faith nigger
>>586270601gotr is for 1500 total andys>>586270625dogshit at the game
>>586270672i'm perfectly fine at the game, i just refuse to practice skilling methods. skilling should be 0 attention afk shit that i can basically bot to 99. its funny how you will sit here and cry while everyone else who understands this is satisfied by them continually ruining (read: fixing) skilling and not have the presence of mind to think about why that is the case
>i'm perfectly fine at the game, i just refuse to practice skilling methods. skilling should be 0 attention afk shit that i can basically bot to 99. its funny how you will sit here and cry while everyone else who understands this is satisfied by them continually ruining (read: fixing) skilling and not have the presence of mind to think about why that is the case
max cape ruined the game
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Pay-to-play_Runecraft_training#Using_daeyalt_essence-> daeyalt is 95% as effective as using the pure ess you have/buying itzmi is 77k xp/h at 99, or 0.95*77 => 73k with daeyalt, 1/3 of that being afk mininggotr is 70k xp/h at 99idk what percentage of gotr is "afk"
>73k with daeyalt, 1/3 of that being afk miningoh so the runecrafting part is only 2/3rds the time when using daeyalt, nice
you also forgot that every 1.5 minute zmi run includes 1 full minute of afk time
I just get the impression the rc white knight anon is being unbelievably dishonest here but I cant put my finger in it exactly
>>586271073its a sandbox game and instead of choosing their own goals based on what they enjoy in the game, people just aim for the first spoonfed goal they see even though they hate it, its quite an interesting thing to observe
im not even a rc white knight these guys are just reddit dads who dont know anything about the game and deny evidencethe whole thing started cause one of them was like rc sucks and i was like no it isnt try this method and now theyre both arguing like women about how its actually impossible and bad for the game
yea I'm not a skiller and I don't deny it, not even interested in gaining rc xp
>>586271493>the whole thing started cause one of them was like rc sucks>>586264818>>586264976this is what started it you dishonest fag nigger
yeah but you guys don't realize slayer still fucking suckseveryone afks combats anyway
>>586271732slayer is easily one of the best skills in the entire game, if not the actual best skill, because it makes you go actually play the game
>>586271715how does this disprove anything? this person clearly said rc is worse than slayer which was called the worst skill in the game. my whole argument is that rc is not that bad. unironically can you read? how would you feel if you hadnt had breakfast this morning?
>>586271073baste truth teller
>>586271872doing any activity in the game is playing the game, not just pvm
i love zmi
skillers are an even more oppressed race than pkers
because of you guys i'm going to abuse these rats with my splash
nigga im going to popeyes
>>586271876>my whole argument is that rc is not that bad.so then you proceed to make an argument about rates which wasnt even the point
get me a biscuit and a strawberry pop thank you
the only time i went to pop eyes i ate the chicken nuggets and threw up in the parking lot with my dad, that was 17 years ago and i was killing hill giants in that dumb cave for limpwurt roots
i also had a traumatic pop eyes experience. it was the first time i ever ran away from home
i dont get it
whos coming to my 50m magic party tonight its a big milestone it represents 1/4th of the total magic xp ill get on my account thats 25%
ok when is it
idk i havent thought that far out yet
ok will you make a cute invitation drawing for when it is
no sorry
who..who is coming to my 69 woodcutting party, hehehe it's like that position you know the one from Breaking Bucks or w/e
the thread isnt very dao today
osg halloween party
should i put on a bracelet of slaughter when i fist d3ks's?
if its in like 7+ hours from now i will come
and that's a thousand vorkath kc fellas
get any rare items
>>586277831d3ks's what
they should make wow forever live today
and here's the lootone thing I noticed:- The fang outclasses the dhl at low bgs specs. Hitting double 0s on bgs specs was not uncommon so I needed something more reliable. The dhl is absolute bis at high bgs specs though, that's how I got my pbI'm thinking I'm gonna do cg until I get a bowfa now I've finally proven to myself I can put my nose to the grindstone if I really want to
>>586278968damn, all those worthless bolts, crazy.gz though.
99 crafting is what taught me i can just do one thing over and over for weeks
StacksWopo is a Child Predatorplaying maplestory
>>586278968dragon bolts shouldnt be worth that much in all honesty
>>586279172>>586280149I'm guessing it's all the credit card warriors who want to pair them up with the dragon crossbow they got but who cares honestly, more gp for me
when someone says happy halloween are you supposed to say it back
>>586280462no im saying that we have been stuck with tier 60 ammo for years and it accounts for a majority of the dps upgrade for the every crossbow past rune
its just retards not understanding what is impossible to balance about ruby bolts (its not the base damage of the bolt lol) and just going by whats at the top of the wiki gear tables
if someone said happy halloween to me i would say haha trick or treat :)
who else cheesemaxxing here?
i try to keep my cheese intake to a reasonable level
people who spell maxing with two xs need to be killed
>halloween event sucks
>>586282705sauce me brotha
>>586282705holiday events havent been good for years ever since they got rid of shit like the land of snow
>>586282930here you go since you like men that present as girls so much
>>586283081oh my fault, OG. you can delete em
>>586283337nah you're good, this ones on me i subverted your senses by making the boy look like a girl
it happens to the best of us dawg
me and d3ks's thoughts?
>>586284248didnt ask
im gay
we are all gay on this fine day!
Tarzaned's MapleStory e-dating strategy
meet me at villa lucens....
my chud ahh so obsese lol idc tho d3ks's still shags the shit out of me
ho,ly grap 10,000 VS 10,000 Player Minecraft War
d3ks's bush
d3ks's pussy actually is quite unique it has a nice little bump exactly where you want it hehe dontt ask me how i know ;P
can any of you bwanas help me get the fight pit task for karamja hard
i heard UK banned dropping the mime mask and looping the sit emote on the same tile... praying for yall
yeah i cant finna rape a nigga now
I was expecting a new quest along with the new raid but they just dropped it and say ok go and that was that like no ceremony or anything I dont even have a completion yet only a guardian boss kc also bongs cant do this
>>586288374who is this cute anime girl?
>>586288439its shallisa nigga
>>586288439ouma koukichi
feel like doing some scurrius today just to see my ratbane weapons hit some casual 40s
>>586288572>>586288725man thats not a girl wtf
duke pisses me off more than the other dt2 bosses
nigga im 350 pounds
i guess my invitation to the osg creamaween dih or treat party got lost in the mail. all good. ill be tricker treating in draynor if anyone wants to link up
i should make a pking account so i can take my anger out at pvmers
>>586293609basado
the runescape to chud pipeline is real
Glassblowers looking at me in envy with their dry chapped lips as I ride past on my golem wife I crafted myself
im still bummed that my loml osrs didn't like my tweet
https://x.com/OldSchoolRS/status/2116560834667131043lol!
yall fw me or?
had the coconut cream slush from sonic during happy hour along with 2 $0.50 corn dogs with ketchup on them my life is a movie
How the hell does LMS casual on F2P work? Been standing here with this other guy (2/4) players for like 15 minutes. Other accounts keep running in, then immediately disappearing. At one point the Wizard announced the next game was starting in X seconds, then the teleport animation played and 4 teleportation animations played on empty spaces and nothing happened to me and the other guy. At one point, two of the random accounts that were running in/out ran in at the same time, so the lobby was at 4/4, then they disappeared leaving just me and the other guy again.The hell is going on? Assuming these are bots, but how are they just bypassing the lobby and going in/our every minute or so.
a beavis and butthead movie maybe LOL
guess yall don fw me?
Only person i fw is my oomfs, and you're not one of them.
are you sure can you post your oomflist and ill tell you if im on it or not
>>586297498im pretty sure they are just world hopping to restore stats or something and doing it on f2p to avoid getting reported
>>586296310ehh acting was alright but the punchline just wasnt that funny
>>586298435yea the punchline should have been thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DIx-LMeIyU
>>586298291Smart anon is smart, that makes sense.Sad state of affairs, I just wanted to mess around for a bit without buying a bond.Not even gonna bother checking F2P CW, there's no way it hasn't been dead for 5 years.
im not okay you wear me out
wtf is a bondie
im not ok either im in a state of pure panic
take a chill pill
i took 2 already
ive got 500 abbys worth of slayer task to do this is going to take year fml
oh boy a new j1mmy video
sry is there a setting somewhere that lets me see all my ge history
>buy a fang>immediately regret it because I'm not hitting for like 40'sI need something to kill to stop feeling retarded
>>586303476No, it's pretty bad. Mostly just unedited footage of his team raids. Quite low effort and not very entertaining.
ok my 50m magic party should be in 6-70 minutes from now ive got 2 juicer barrage tasks in the chamber
yama shooting ropes up in here
>>586303476>raid contentLet me guess: a bunch of faggots cackling like retards on discord?
somethings wrong with me and i cannot face it...
would anybody like a free abbysal whip im in a giving mood what with it almost being winter and all now
im f2p so i cant accept it sorry
Nah, im good, thanks though bwo.
i want one
*whips you*:3
ok can you come to w516 abbys
would anybody like a free rape im in a raping mood what with it being rape season and all now
wait actually nvm sorry im done my task so now im at nechs
im an iron so i couldnt accept your whip even if i wanted it
me personally id deiron if someone i cared about deeply offered to give me something close to their heart but thats just me as a hopelesss romantic with love in his heart
she prepot my heart and then ghosted me
260k Salvages left to clean!
>clan died>friend chat died>f2p clan died>general diedIs this just a dead game now where did everyone go
It's Halloween, everyone is out getting candy and pussy, they'll be back tomorrow
>>586315736Ya but it was dead a week ago too
>>586315817Looks like they were getting candy and pussy then too, they'll be back
and pussy too!
everyone is in discord servers try finding one of those
>>586315474What in the fuck
im into pit sluts personally
what's that
>>586316863I still have 309k left to clean on my other account! Cringe!
wat u guys doin in the game tonite
i havent logged in yet
>>586317496Doing some afk construction while salvaging
i dont play this anymore
Can I have your account?
Yes you do.
can we still be oomfs if you quit or no
am i racist
You are the hero Detroit needs right now
>>586317692w cc
>>586321631Cc vet btw
yall see the nigga stuck in a tennis racket
q cc
only 2 more levels for that damn pool...
beset on all sides by idiots
let a man goon in peace
i think there might be a skeleton living inside me
im still in my skeleton costume
may i see
im gay i have brain damage
type shit
last time i posted myself in a costume i got banned for off topic so i cant
im home of sexual
im the joker i dont need a costume
last time i posted a picture of a thumb i got a 3 day ban for nsfw even though there was nothing nsfw there
i messaged someone who posted their rsn here the other day i hope they say hi back
i got nonced
wouldnt they have said hi back the other day if they were going to
they werent online when i added them the other day but they are now so i said hi. still no response
back to back 1st try guesses wow im good at this
i look like polo g
whats your rsn
yikes poona is for like latinx brown clowns we dont listen to that in the dadcord
rsn polo g
they logged out without replying :(
oh thats so sad maybe you were pranked because sometimes people reply with other peoples rsns so you bug an innocent party i bet thats what happened but not in this case my rsn is midzy feel free to pm me and say hello
1 youre not me 2 id only answer an ingame pm from loml which you most certainly are not
she didnt like your xeet its not looking good for you
ok so do i message midzy or not
maybe she doesnt use x often so she hasnt had the chance to yet give it a week or 12
gonna mine some barronite while i play dbd with the loml (light of my life) and probably afk log a few times
yes feel free to pm me rsn midzy
rsn midzy is a notorious pm leaker dont do it if you value your privacy
You can find me at the party, I'm chillin' on the couchSmokin' gas and I pass, and my homie in the backGot the house party jumpin', I'm feelin' like the manIf I took your lil' ho, you could never get her back
back and forth you guys tell me do it then dont do it well what the heck which one is it i added them but im unsure if its really them posting here now
my rsn is midzy pm me or dont i dont care anymore
i know thats what it is i said i added you (or is it really you)
ive the tfa pet
me im debloating my tv and customising the homepage so im very busy
ok i messaged them. hope i havent been tricked again
just tricked someone >:3
i lied i didnt really message them. consider yourself thoroughly sniffed out, prankster
fuuuark
stop ignoring me
anyone got late night ball on the telly
anyone notice eala came back and no one gave a hoot
no
if i may be flippant for just a moment im only interested in late night balls
in fact i dont give two hoots
heres the skinny she never left
i wonder if they do halloween in kosovo
petting my cat
how did you know im from kosovo
my cats busy right now i think but hell join me for bed later in all likelihood
wow can i join
mine cat is next to me if you even care
i dont have a cat but i wish i did
personally i would like a dog of some sort
dogs are for paedophiles no offence but if you want a dog i think youre gay
gn
im one half gay
did you see the tiktok of the guy and hes like which likkle bumbaclot dog i am lol
no i dont have tiktok
here i searched it up hes like bumbaclot dog bloodclart lol https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jKHxebxXcjM
no the only tiktok i know is the yves song
me too
for me its kesha
Happy Halloween, OSG. Hope it was fun and safe and nothing bad happened like Candlejack coming out of no where to kill everyo
ok grok put a picture of the guy mining the diamonds but this time make him actually get the diamonds this is how i feel about the thread its like mining diamonds follow for more motivational tips
wow reddit humor love to see it bro haha
for me its mining diamonds in minecraft and making pawsome armor and weapons
yeah i like to be corny sometimes but also its just fun to be a bit silly
I can't afford a single piece of torva but I think that armor looks like shit
it looks better once you get the cosmetic kit for it
ok relateable moment i was watching a tiktok compilation on youtube and i accidentally scrolled on the video lol
just asked an oomf a very important question lets see what the response is
I'm gonna go place some bones on the chaos altar, please don't kill me guys
they just did the luney tunes sound effect at me
proof?
which sound effect
they made me sound like a goofy
do you like tom hanks
im a chet girl myself
im scared to go to japan as a black woman
i finished my tv if anyone was interested or wanted to know
what telly show did you watch im personally interested
no i removed all the spyware and ads off my tv and put on a custom home page so its faster and looks cool can i show you https://files.catbox.moe/39oweh.mov
how did you do that
oh thats pretty cool i like the worm guy on your screen
thank you i had claude use the cleanyourtv repo and then create the page based on my ideas and now the tv is a lot faster and doesnt show me ads
is that worm bf
its a slorg from neopets
i dont have that game but it looks nice regardless
doesnt work on my tv
thats scary what if the nsail eats ur tv cables
its okay i want him to be happy
i just growled possessively
can i ask for help
ofc babe what do you need
can you give me some career advice im 46 next year and im thinking about starting to work
idk ive never had a job
i experienced a disruption in time
i fw you
does this game have a large jewish community
no we have a gay tranny dwarf midget instead
a lot of people consider me the jason statham of osrs
my wife
>>586339228its true for basically everyone here
ive a job
>>586342184proud of you. is it a real college job or are you basically on the level of a service worker? not judging, i hate my job
ive an addiction to nicotine
>>586342274addiction isnt real, you just stop doing things that you dont want to do
i work in IT and a lot of jobs in IT arent really college jobs theyre somewhere in between
theyre kinda like trades but instead of apprenticeships a guy called professor messer tells you how to pass exams
i work in accounts but my coworkers organised the work drinks for the weekend im away on holiday
>>586342358fairynuff my job would also be considered IT and its not a college job either, certs are nice but not required if youre resume shows you arent a retardt i think (im not some cisco router certificate guy like seemingly everyone else in IT)
i dont like exams so i dont do them ill work at my same place until i die or change industries
just thought of something to post give me a sec
okay im waiting for linux to install so im looking forward to some mental stimulation from ypur post
whats the deal with halloween anyway was some guy like hallo to the weens
i dont think i can pity lol that sorry
ok sorry ill think of a better post
thanks and i appreciate that you gave it a go
they invented halloween at my house but another house made it popular and the house below me gets kinda uppity about people celebrating it at their house as their like tend to do
why is there a house below you do you live in a cloud (joke post)
they invented houses above houses all the way back in varlamore times
i dont care or not care about halloween i think some people will take any excuse to get mad
I just want to do Death to Dorgeshun
thats a cute name very herbal
i worry about people sometimes i wish the best for everyone
>>586344345did you get the set from the chest
>>586344523huh?and also, we good
the set has a much higher drop rate while youre on the quest
imma kms myself.....
no dont do that mate
don't tell her what to do
sorry anon...
gonna play cs with d3 all night
i dont play boyslop sorry
>>586344878its ok. we burn bad luck now to get spooned later
i have a butterfly knife rust coat
she doesnt watch twitch she thinks watching streams and tubes is for dweebs
nigga youre a gypsy dishwasher shut your bitch ahh up
sent that freak FLYING
>WoW coming out soon>Need to think of something I can AFK on my UIM while playing itShit, I've used up all of my AFK grinds unless I just want to go for useless clogs.It's a shame smithing dart tips isn't a viable thing on UIM.
nice shit account broski
>>586346095slayer is afk
despa told me maxxing is for gay niggers her words not mine
>>586346284despa seems fuckin based if trueanyone have her discord name?
i thought it would be a different month at her house
i crashed despa once at barb fishing i think she was on a date she was standing on the same tile as multiple other chars (maybe a polycule or something)
we could probably fill the thread with differences between that photo and d3k
>>586346216Eh, I'm thinking about it, but I'm thinking it might fall in that annoying "inconsistent AFK" zone.
>>586346795so you're just posting death webms in here now? fuck off
>>586346835full proselyte with 97 prayer will make it easy 10 minute afk >>586346795that nigga did the muslim prayer in the end
i was looking for something funny to post but that was all i could find sorry
ok i found a pic of despa
how is a guy dying in an elevator funny
im bricked now
nigga idk like how tf u die in an elevator its just kind of silly
this is why you shouldnt take SSRIs
i dont take ssris i used to take quetiapine but i stopped eating it
i drink ashwagandha tea it doesnt do anything and it tastes like pea water
i took that once it made me go bald
oh dear
>>586293757>>586346569
theres a fog waning in my area
>>586347264very masculine ffeatures
>>586346939Wait, maybe I should try and finish off my venator bow, I already have 2 shards. It'll make AFK slayer so much better.I just ran the numbers through gearscape, and wind surge slaps shit there now. I was always putting it off until I got an ayak, but I don't think that'll be necessary anymore.
bro has 2 shards
wait thats nut bladder i didnt know youre a wowshitter omg..
isnt that the nigga with the shitty ahh uim?
please dont send him images like that
>>586349043I've talked about playing WoW before; I played classic up through WoTLK.I don't know much serious I'm going to play forever, but I'll at least try it at the start.
Am I retarded? I am training slayer and have an aberrant spectre task. I wore my slayer helmet but my levels all got nuked I didn't even realize until my range level was 13 and I couldn't hit for shit
>>586349338yeah because you didnt skip it
i just got zestified
>>586349428That's fair but given that I'm retarded why did my shit get fucked so hard? The slayer helmet is supposed to have a nose peg built in
nice cheese backpack bro
turns out colo wasn't so hard after all..
>>586349338>>586349880shouldn't have happened
>>586347264That has to edited, lad looks like a sloth
did yall see the 30 year old that looks 17 posted pics of when he was 17 and he looks 30
>Bonding up alt to drop stuff to>9.3mWow.
>>586351329
>>586351580https://www.tiktok.com/@luanreisoli/video/7701871067324861716
>>586350345>being a maxniggerkysmy name is mod ash and i aint never maxed a character even one time
>>586351364you can sell members items on the ge as f2p now
>>586351696why are all his comments filled with people bieng like>you didnt age at all!!tiktok users are retarded
>>586351724half the skills are afk and can be done when studying if you're in school or at work if you can manage to keep your phone out or in your pocket>also just afking skills before bed each nightim also 2x+ slayer xp because its a chill skill :^)
>>586351725Yes, but I'm offloading stuff from my UIM.
>>586351856ok based slayer enjoyer at least
half my xp is in 3 skills
>>586351952why do you have two female toons
>>586352062he can be a girl character if he wants
1/10th of my xp is in 1 skill>>586351952oooo okay. rip UIM>>586352062are you gay and stare at your male character all day long?
>>586352437>>586352479i have a mainman and an ironwoman
>>586352714are they dating?
>>586352789ironwomen stand alone
>>586352884so strong and independent. a real inspiration to those in gielenor!
Been a while since I've been here.I can't remember how fucked it was or not to go through the shield phase with only smite.
look out theres a big spider behind you
oogugh why did i eat two mcdoouble instead of one my tummy sooo stuffed ughh
>>586353694i made u a drider ur welcome
what does drid stand for in drider
>>586353694Well, I wasn't expecting to get this CA on my first trip back.Smite-only definitely works, but having corruption would be a bit more comfy.>>586354420Can you make it look more like Quelaag
