Previous: >>586109191New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Digitan LOVE
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
This one was first and wasn't made by an avatarfag, so this is where I'm staying.
this bread will be melonpan shaped
>>586127846Soon...
>>586127809mad?
Azuma marriage
jrodan
BRAVE SHOT
holy shit bono hot spring date unlockedi'm gonna get snu snu'd so hard but part of me doesn't want to lewd such a precious girl...but ohhhh the size difference...
>>586127986>size differenceseanig manlet confirmed
MAH NAME IZ PAH MER
Thank you, Yanko's VA, very cool
>>586127986>size differencebwo she's only 180cm...
>>586127826>posting an uma I like equals avatarfagging
Mister Traina.... are you dippin in the chocolate?
umanko can easily amputate
we are all +190cm here in /uma/ right?
Give me a (You) or I start avatarposting. Don't test me.
HOW LONG UNTIL EBAYAN JOBS
>mfw 165cm
(uoY)
>>586128095If you're +190cm and single you must have an ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING PERSONALITYYes, most people itt must be very tall.
>>586128095yea with high heels i am
>>586128160pls be in mambo
Hishiama love
Forever Dodged
>>586127893Give me just a tip right now please... I'll take the rest of the drama later
>>586127660HISHIAMA SEXOOO
I'M GOING TO STAR AVATARFAGGING YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT (YOU)
>>586128095i am when standing on a step stool
umas showing their naked bodies
>>586128248...
wahey
>>586128390what
odds - Rob Royevens - Kitasan0 - next posted uma
>>586128404Are racehorses pets? Why else would they do a pet scan?
Just finished through the Bono hot spring event, it was cute, wasn't expecting some huge romantic reveal but I still liked her giggling around and eating all that seafood and mushrooms.>>586128018>>586128040it's worse... I'm a 170cm spic
girls legend u (glu)
>>586128434let's do our best
I hate zoomers so much.
I snacked and i lost
>>586128467It's short for polyethylene terephthalate
>>586128467>Are racehorses pets?They get treats, so I would say yes, they are
>>586128229you forgot your curren/finemoaner image
I had to spark for Kita White
>>586128526But they did a cat scan for my cat.
>>586128487obligatory sideboob peek
I want to rape and be raped by Tachyon so badlyI knew she was erotic as fuck from pixiv, but while finally doing career with her, I can't stop my raging bonerI expect a similar effect with Bourbon
Forever Fraud
Counting jp umas and npcs, there are 8 umas that are taller than I am
>>586128571did you get dia too?
>>586128571Bricked...
>>586128639I got her in my 2nd 10 pull
>>586128632PLEASE BE IN MAMBO
when breeders cup
>>586128695not so cursed banner then
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the greatest from the land of the rising sun,the Japanese U-M-A-M-U-S-U-M-E!
>>586128571At least you flatlined right?
>>586128719-> >>586128225
>>586128729Would have been nicer if it was the other way around though... I'll never use Dia for a CM anyway>>586128791nyo...
>>586128757Deportation, now
>>586128837>nyo...Bwo... you're carrottes...
Thread has been so quiet recently. Are we preparing for something?
Do not slander my trainee
JUVENILE FILIES AWOOOOOOGA
>>586128928mambogeddon soon
>>586128881DON'T DO THAT POR FAVOR DESS
>>586128928The AI bubble is bursting as we speak, google is down 13% in a day, the /uma/ chatbots are going offline
>>586128908It's not THAT bad. I think I can still get Helios, V.Ines and Ramonu & Bobo Wit. idk about Ancestors tho...
deporting my sperm cells back to where they belong: my daughterwife trainee El's womb
>>586128928end of the month, cm hasnt started yet and free pulls are now over
>>586128928CM, breeders cup classic, club reset, dancho cup
>>586128928do you ever get a feeling that everything is fucked but you still don't know exactly why and are just waiting like a deer at a headlight for news to come? basically that
>>586129084El Penis Pasa
>>586129173bwo....
uma samba
It's already the weekend in SEA where I and all the other Smart Falcon posters live
>>586128928time ran out, it's showdown time
>>586128928the end of this scenario
>>586129084>>586129254Elotic
>>586128225>13 GIsit's joever JCbrosno wonder they're skipping and we're only getting geldings
im skipping ramonu to 400 pull ancestors and getting maru lb1 with free selector
What should I be borrowing for Taiki (regular) for the dirt cm?Speed and wit cards only please.I have the core of Kita/Tach/FM myself already
>>586128928bro it's 6:30AM on a Friday what do you wanteveryone is either waging or preparing to wageand then Friday night will come later on when all the normalfag anons will go out with their girlfriends and boyfriends to have SEX it's going to be dead all day
>>586129290>no tits
>song dupe this earlyThat's a first
I think they should make an anime adaptation of Star Blossom but only focus on Brian, wasting her competition
Do you have your carrat whale funds ready for the recession anons?
What Unity Cup CM is the best for (You)?Like was there a memorable Unity CM?It's gonna be a year since (November 6-7) the original Unity Cup got released in Global And I was thinking of hosting a Unity-only umas race for its first anniversary if there's interest in November 7
>>586129405>when all the normalfag anons will go out with their girlfriends and boyfriends to have SEXWrong
36 minutes until comfy hour
>>586129305
>>586129405no one here has a boyfriend, girlfriend or any other kind of significant other
Just how badly is this Kingu hamstrung by her wit valueI don't think i can achieve this sort of skill combination a second time
>>586128082:)
>>586129512>>586129538Every Friday during night hours (euro night into burger night) the threads slow down, it's a bit suspicious don't you think?
>>586129538I have a wife and kids albeit
>>586129532No more Creekfags
>>586129607Sure you do, buddy.
>>586127784Digitan sex I believe.
>>586129538It hurts but it's trve...
>>586129579
>>586129607Any daughters?
>First time career with Rob Roy>dogshit trainings and crippling mood downs>not even worth a slot in TTBut she is really cute and glad I pulled her banner. Rob is even sweeter than I expected, touching story too. Luv me donkey
Why do they never talk about how pooping works with the umas? Horse poop is a very important part of what horses are as animals.
>>586129602Shut up and go back to fapping to Tosen porn
>>586129761That's because idols don't poop. Sole exception is King Halo
>>586129305>>586129534daughterwife tetas... fantastico...https://files.catbox.moe/k71chc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hkakj6.png
>>586129173Fucking US military practicing digging mass graves, world governments giving out notice to stock up on shit, and talks about AI and how it could potentially wreck the internet. On Shiraoki this shit gots me all fucked up
>>586129584restraing and end savvy add a good chunk of wit, you'll be fine, that's close to 1200 at great mood
>>586129505The sprint CMs were kino (those were the only ones I won)
>>586129607My condolences.
>get Sprint S, second wind, PPDD and IgWit inspiration Kitablanco...
Other than Seiun Sky which Umas are canon pedophiles?
>>586129941Rickey and Creek
>>586126074>>586126110Okay you know what, anon? You're right. I took your advice and picked some random parent with extra sprint stars I have lying around and it worked. I got fast learner too so thanks
Dangerous Mejiro
>>586129941
>>586129173I have the same feeling like something bad is about to happen but I don't know whatLike animals going crazy before a natural disaster
>>586129941Helios
>>586129912I've had so many VBobos die on this exact place. S runs, great stats, tons of hints.
>>586130080Your dick is UGLY
>>586129173nothing ever happens
>>586129862It's time to enter Cyberpunk 2077, baby.
>>586130001Congrats, good luck on A finals
>>586130080if 7, you'll get a really annoying pimple on your shaftif 4, I get it instead
>>586130080That's not a good looking dick...
>>586130206ugly dicks are the best!
>>586129173it's not going to get any more fucked than it has been for the last 10 years
>>586130304AIIIIIEEEE
>>586130080I thought the paper guy were Umama
>>586130275Except without all the cool stuff. Everything will just be gay and depressing
>>586130080bruh were you in some kind of accident or did you abuse your dick so much it just looks like this now
>>586130398proofs?
Kill hags
STOP POSTING STINKY GROSS MALE DISCKS
>>586130304This is why you should only uplift anons using the power of 7 and nothing else. Anything else is bad juju
next thread when?
>>586130275NooooooooooooCP2077 looks like shit I want my dystopia to have nu-deus ex aesthetics.
>>586130665>fat>ugly >BPD
>>586130647>7
>>586130525In 2h and 20 minutes If you just want to see one of the webms Ive already posted
>thank you for coming on time for the interview, mr.anon>btw after looking at your internet footprint, we noticed that you were looking at anonymous users's penises posted on a forum focused for animes horse girls>is this something you would like to elaborate, mr.anon?
>>586130763>BPDThe only uma who are not borderline are the fully nuts ones.
>>586130080bwo it looks like a bee stung your dick or something...
bringing 3 wit cards was a fucking stupid idea
>>586130964i upload 500tb of horse porn into his brain with my neuralink and kill him
>>586129816wow
>>586130984That's why Still is hated
>>586130964if you say you're gay you get instahired it's the only card you can pull if you're white
>>586130964I misclicked. Next question.
>had a dream where I rolled on Hokko Tarumae>wake up with the urge to keep rollingwhy the fuck is Cygames allowed to beam this shit into my head when I'm sleeping?
>>586131057say it after me3 speed 2 wit slop3 speed 2 wit slopthere's nothing that tops3 speed 2 wit slop
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is 100% at tracen.
>>586131057>training the Kentuckian
>>586131156you didn't subscribe to feng shui obviously
>>586129505the nu unity one was the only cm i hit all 3 aces in under 5 runs
>>586130805booo!! get some new material!!
Does anyone know when we will get more veteran slotsI could really use more veteran slots...
>>586131163I got baited by the speed growth, but yeah you want 3 speed even then for the power gains
>>586131168>more lesbianismIt's over...
>>586130964I like cocks.Wanna see mine?
>>586131280just delete your unity niggas ... let them go ...
>>586129505the current sprint cm but with snow
>>586131280I'd pay someone to sort my vets for me. But I don't trust anyone else with my account.
imagine if Urara's career was IRL accurate
Uma get wet like niagara falls at the sight of female form while their pussies sew themselves shut at the thought of a male trainer
>>586131439wish there was a scenario that was 6 years long instead of 3
Do we have a list of umas that 100% want to fuck their trainers
>>586131280just glue your CM winnersthey're useless to you and everyone
>>586131354But they have 3 star blues.
>>586131507and how many whites
>>586130647based and true
>>586131495DON'T DO THIS WTF
>>586131495all 1 of them??
>>586131548There are four whites.
>>586131626People don't do this? Veteran slots are for potential inheritances, some stinky 1* guts 3 white skills horse is a waste of a slot
>>586131354nyo...>>586131416im reaching critical mass and ive slowly developed ever increasingly complex sticker coding and even memo codingits a mental illness>>586131495you're in my CM ace roster like three times Doto you bum
>>586131495Evil behaviour
>>586131057To be sure, Camping Taiki does get 30% boost to power which helps.
On my last 3 free daily 10 pulls I've gotten: Kitasan Black New Year, Kitasan Black New Year, and Bamboo Memory. I can't believe I got Kitasan Black twice what a fucking scam.
>>586131168
>>586131734Veteran slots are for veterans, bwochacho.... they're CM VETERANS...
>>586131812You would be hyped, huh
>>586131495why not glue your CM umas that aren't winnersthere's a lot of them
>>586131837Taiki is so damn ugly
>>586131168>>586131461Bwo bwo you can't say that
>>586131797Yeah starting to think speed growth actually sucks this scenario. I'd run Camping if I had her, but I'm not a big enough fan to roll on Taiki alts.
>>586131917Don't shay that...
>>586131917
>>586132018The pic made her a mare
>>586131168Good thing I'm not a male
>>586131814At least you got someone worthwhile
>>586131917That's not kinda nice
Taiki is the most beautiful Uma in Tracen
>>586132124>boyumaNo
>>586132124Yeah she seems quite based why is there so little art of her.
>>586132229She's ugly and look like a boy
I love cryers
>>586132270Fat whorse
>>586132189She's top 5
>>586132293boys are hot tho
supiki
I love Cheval Grand and I'm not a faggot
>>586131921This game OOZES thick and steamy yuri>spend her life pursuing hernotice the pronoun, it's HER, not his life
>>586129821c-can i watch...?
>>586132429it's okay anon, this is a safe space. you can tell us what you really are, no need to put up a false image of yourself
>>586132429fellas, is it gay to like an uma with huge tits?
>>586131439Pamawife
they're called cryersbecause they cry a lot
>>586132381No
I was gonna roll on the ball banner for Chiyo but short hair looks so bad on Ardan.
>>586132189She's cute but ultimately fails to truly stand out amongst the rest
oguri cap as in supeak
>>586128609SEXOOOOOO
>>586132583brochacho is rolling on the balls banner
Shes a big girl
>>586132558>boy with fake tits
>>586132662i'll roll your balls now in a minute
>>586131837thought that was Suzu until I saw the balloons
>>586131851I have 83 aces in my veteran rosteri couldn't possibly let them gothey all worked so hard
>>586132189Are you ready?
Remember when the chiyo banner dropped and people used to say chiyo fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cm but what happened is that literally no one ever used her and when you bring up chiyofags it's just one gay man that also doesnt play her
>>586132829>it's just one gay man that also doesnt play herTwo.
I love Katsuragi Ace and I'm a faggot
>>586132229We'll probably get more art once her alt is out on global
>>586132829but he plays her
>>586132468when will they release a gacha just like uma that is made for straight men instead of gay women?
eat your carrot
gayest uma in the game btw
>>586132829this but yeppers plus dirt
>>586132829>Remember when people used to say chiyo fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cmNo, I don't remember that
>>586132829
7 and I'll fap to umanko4 and I'll fap to ningenmanko
>>586132908>t.Mr. CB>>586132919Ugly alt
>>586131841I guess my veteran slots are just the breeding stables
>>586133093How about 7 and you stop gooning you freak
>>586132829>Remember when people used to say chiyo fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cmyeah i remembered that
>>586133019in star blossom she gives cunnilingus to her female trainer which is canon event
>try to join public room>full>full>full>fuck it I'll host>nobody joins after 5 minutes
you should be nicer to chiyo
are speed star and mile maven good for pace in cm22?
>>586133162Never, gooning is the only way I can truly sexually connect with umamusume.
>>586133050hey im waiting for the valentine alt
Ohayo Torekous, is the anon that is hosting the danchou cup around? I'd offered to run it for them in the background and I have some ideas to help.
>>586133265Yes
>>586132829I never said I would run her every CM, but I won a plat with her so I'm satisfied.
Remember when the maya banner dropped and people used to say maya fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cm but what happened is that literally everyone used her in every CM
>>586133294No fusuposting
>>586133403They're calling it the greatest trvke of all time.
>>586133403as a debuffer*
Good afternoon
sex
>>586133575
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
>>586133575sex
>>586133575Sex
>>586133407the heckin?
>>586133575Prostitution
>>586133294not the roomhost but this is their toreina ID so other danchos can be mutuals with them: 119555892789hopefully they'll start hosting around 12 hours from now
>586133694Fuck off already Jesus Christ you are annoying today
Wtf was the summer camp music composed by shade this is fucking sengoku rance music???
lmfao what did i just see
>>586133525Good afternoon everynyan. How are you? Fine, thank you.I wish I were a bird.
>>586133019A girl said this to me once while I was in uni. I stopped interacting with her after that.
>>586133575bed breaking sex
damn
>>586133525heyeimun
>>586130001It's a sprint cassino, but I can't help myself wanting to win a CM with El
>>586133757>tranny hag
Why does nobody care about He/She Amazon?
>>586133294>I'd offered to run it for them in the backgroundthanks for the offer but we already got honsefun dancho hosting for the entirety of the autumn season iirc. Pretty sure one of your members said you ain't visiting the thread these days but I've been in talks with honsefun dancho awhile ago and he volunteered to do this>I have some ideas to help.Go on tell them, here's the pastebin for the entire /uma/ inter-club championships with the current rules and history so far https://pastebin.com/hK5wXJuY
>>586134060Brown umas aren't sexy
>>586133839She wanted to sex you, you dummy.
CMs are an excuse to focus on training new umas I have pulledIf I wanted carats I would swipe
Yep im good
>>586133002this scene is about declaring they will race together always not matter the distance because they have a lot of fun racing, which is what umamusume love doingit has nothing to do with love or romance in any wayfucking retarded mongrel /v/ermin trying to force his lesbian deathbed ideologyyuritroon probably can't fap to sailor moon without a futanari to self insert
>>586131917AND YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY, how about that huh?
I lost to a 0% winrate El...
Silly Simboli
>>586132604eishin flash's winning animation is dangerous
Stupid fucking bitch cocksucker doghorse shit
>>586134228>double debuff niggerI pray for your downfall
>>586134116I beg to differ
>>586133242bwo, your preset uma racers list?
Romantic Umamusume
>>586134367>Calstone but brownFuck off
>>586134146Rice would say this
>>586134403Maruzen is my wife but CB really dresses well, her casuals is insanely good
>>586134403>topKILLsexsex>bottomKILLsexsex
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really realyl relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really realyl really realy relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
I used hishiama to win one unity cup cm
>>586134242
>>586134346The Suzu doesn't have debuffs so I'm not double debuffing
>>586134228rounded downalways gamble
>>586134304Doto would say this to Shakur
>>586134503
>>586134403Hag loveHag life
>>586132229>>586132919Basically this, after her alt is released you gonna se her a lot, specially in sprints.
>>586134403>ramonu
>>586134614I want to play Arcade shooters with Stego and have her carry me and then stop playing in order to tease me like she did to Mcqueen.
>>586134403no sexsexhyper sexsuper sexvery sexmaru cute sex too
>>586134614Is that a reference to that one turkish guy at the olympics who did pistol shooting with basically no gear and one hand in his pocket?
Do you need to increase sprint aptitude to at least C for dominators too? Asking for a friend
As you get older, you start to realise that men are desperate for women like ramonu despite how bad it is for your mental health
>>586134403Reject hagsReject tomboys
>>586134826noppers
Shiny Flashuhttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2116125071546982782
>>586134831>fucking a 17 year old uma
>>586134879how does one acquire a fusu?
>>586134367Pretty....
>>586134831Who cares about mental health man, I need that hagussy
Ramonu is still better than P*lmer.
>>586134978very carefully
>>586135103Both are still shit
>>586134146they cannot be more literal than that due to the horse owners, but anyone with half a braincell understands what they mean with that heavy proposing imagery
>>586134087>one of your members said you ain't visiting the thread these daysand they didn't just say "hey danny an anon wants to talk to you on the forum"?!?! that's IT, i'm disbanding the club. The mutuals thing was the exact idea I was going to tell you and it works really well because it's a small group you can verify. And I was going to suggest you put it (the id) in your ads for the race along with using a set UTC room open and start time to prevent confusion.Looks like you already got it figured out! Good luck hosting! I just added >>586133749 so I'll work on a last-minute entry i hope to god i have more than 12 hours...please...host-sama...
does ramonu's bush have a white streak as well?
>>586135032the hagussy in question
orenji
>>586135301mares shouldn't be like this
>>586135301Yeah i heckin' love racing!! I'm racist!!
>So sexy she cant stop triggering this one retard
>>586135301More of a bitch than Gold City
>>586134521
Does it always have to be sex?
>>586135176woah rare danchou appearance
>>586135176bakemonogatari status?
>>586135410That's a stallion
>>586135431what good is sexy if it isn't yours?also doesn't help that her support card banner is going to brick my account next month
maruzensky just threw my rubber in the fireplace....
>make yuritroons seethe at their loss for artificial womb surgery
These silly levels are going off the charts.
I was once again promised a Mambogeddon and once again it didnt happen. They are mid 400s now.
Bros the Melbourne Cup is held on Tuesday. We get a day off work just to watch this horse race. Japanese horse STINGER GLASS is likely to be running, although they have never run this distance before so I doubt they will be in contention. Anyway please watch this absolute KINO late surger victory from a couple of years ago. Knights Choice (pink top, bright yellow helmet) back of the field and completely boxed in on the final corner goes on to win it. https://youtu.be/LiuFOD5mVig
>>586135759That's rape
>>586135825>Japanese horse STINGER GLASS is likely to be runningHe has been scratched by the vets anon
We need more sexy witch alts
Why did Cygames add lore that uma can reproduce through Iesbianism if not to emphasize that this is a yurige first and foremost? Incels and bigots not welcome
>>586135953>not futamusume One job, faggot
>586135953We're going to have to suffer through this bait all scenario aren't we?
>>586135953why is Teio smiling at me like that.....
>>586136130NTR smile
>>586136060not everyone is a homo that loves dick like you
>>586134897Very cute Flashu
Why the fuck is he still going, what a fucking nigger
>>586135923Bruh my heckin jap horse isn't running? Why even watch.
>>586136228He's making the thread gay
>>586135176>using a set UTC room open and start time to prevent confusion.True the only thing we lack is a set time for these races... but the roomhost can host it 24 hours and we just base it on that so far and I think its better this way(instead of having a set time, using the room time feels more natural).>spoilerI want the date of our fun races to be near the actual race (in this case its Nov 1 JST) so I think you're good, you got 36 or something, goodluck. I'm the same anon that was in talks with you for an /uma/ only club v club race, this is the best solution that I found as having danchos and officers as representatives for each club makes the races secure and attendance simple.P. S. are you gonna add a prize money for the dancho cup? I still remember you saying giving a prize for an /uma/ club race after all
>>586136317That's like trying to make a pond wet.
>>586136228He's doing it in the other board too. At this point the only explaination is that he got cucked by a yuri femcel and got gaped and mindbroken into becoming a spamming yuritroon
>>586136091>we're going to suffer a guy with 0 social skills who doubled down and caved in by watching yuribait show constantly as coping mechanism that he is unable to talk to women irl hence why he desperately want others to benefit his attention whoring habit of yuricuck fantasy aren't we?Give it time. The magical number of 30 will do its job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5uEtBeBXwI've never played guilty gear but I like the style
>>586136347>unironically begging for gibs
>>586136489>woke gameSkip
I like doing careers with new years Dia because I can win the tenno sho with 300 stam and no stam cards
>>586136590She's a whore for long races
>>586127660
>>586134120why is silly 5
All event stories are so fucking boring.
>>586136590dozo
ITS OVER...
>>586136787thank you for the higher quality version, all of my screenshots are from mobile
>>586136489this series went to shit after uma gear AC
>no more free rollsDamn... bros... why free rolls cant be forever
>>586136845Get fucked
>>5861367745th anniversary
I still remember the Isekai event as that was dumb as shit.
>>586137016I liked that one
>>586136489The last halfway decent GG; I honestly quite liked XRD, though probably not as much as +R. Cool video.
>>586137016Blame Goldship
>>586136130you know why
>>586136347you guys are weird
>>586137016It was stupid but that's also what made it great. I remember far more of it than boring shit like the Ballroom one.
>>586135606hi>>586135672i finally finished the home-theater project i mentioned to a degree I'm happy with! episode 5 and beyond tonight!~ now in glorious surround sound and big screen>>586136347>P. S.i could. best i could do would be 2500 carats for top 1 and a daily carat pack for silver and bronze at the end of the series. it would be very simple to do. i did not find a perfect way of recieving funds from contributors and I'm too picky to do it poorly when i'm directly responsible
>>586137016I liked it
Has anyone autistic enough to try capping 100 carats by looping the whole day? Not fan runs
Fraud
>>586137359Did we have a slot open? There was some interest a few days ago but I wasn't sure whether both were reserved yet...
>>586137359>home theaterSounds sick, hope you enjoy it!HISHIAMA SEXOOO
MINNA! DAISUKI DA YO!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/si7J1uHMtFE
Tracen is literally yuritopia
>>586137492that is a 1 in a million occurence, anonon average, you get a net -5 in total carat earnings, meaning you're limiting your daily carat gain to 60 onstead of 75
>>586137583why did she blow up those planets
We need more fem tore x uma and uma x uma shippings to btfo incels
why did no one tell me that energy techniques are a tier zero buy because that means i can rainbow more for more tokens which let me buy more energy techniques and its just a rainbow loop
>>586136781>Happy New Future! A Sentimental Sunrise>Hark Back, Run Forward>Days Flying By>Wings of Steam and Steel>Search! Solve! Summer!>The Promised Hour: Silks & Three Riddles>Let Those Cheers Roar! Tracen Cheer Squad>Tonight at the Ligne Droite>Flying Run-Up!>The Peak of Confection>Blossoming Beginnings! New Year's Karuta Showdown>Hungry for a Miracle>Orchestra in Late Autumn>Halloween Makeover!>Racing Hearts Beauty in Bloom>Brand New Friends>Dashing towards Your Dreams
>>586137871just click wit or light hello recreation
>>586137871Dont buy them junior yearThe cheapest energy lesson is 2.5 lessons, you want to learn at least 4 songs junior (15% friendship TE+1 wit 5 priority)
>>586136501>>586137272It was such a weird discussion I still remember it now, I think it was like over 3 days or something and in the end we concluded that it's just a massive pain in the ass to have the entirety of /uma/ compete. But I don't want to give up on an /uma/ club v club competition so here we are with the officer-only and dancho-only as our 2 series! >>586137359No pressure, no pressure I just happened to remember it after talking with you once again for so long.
>>586137871buying energy is a last resort, learn to manage your energy
>>586137871they're expensive
>>586138043energy is sp and thats why you want it
>>586137871retard just click that triple wit rainbow
energy is the best buy
fuck this cow
>>586137707kek, I only noticed it now
>20 energy short of 40 token training>spend 25 tokens on energy>make 15 tokens netIt pays for itself you fucking retards, only do LH dates when you get no rainbows
I never ever pulled a good wit cardI'm still using old SRs
>3* wit, 2* latevs>2* stam, 2* turfThis is for lates, so I assume 1st is way better
>>586138292>fat and ugly>bipolar No
>>586138292Did she say that? Under what conditions holy shit
buying energy is why people who don't buy energy think my normal roll is a high roll
>>586138292gladly
>>586138370right is better
>>586138039I'm not laughing at you because of the club v club competition I'm laughing at you because you're begging for gibs
>>586138370left
>>586138436why
>>586137879Hungry for a Miracle is the best
>>586138370left, pedo to the meta makes it better overall
>>586138549more skills at 2 stars or betterrestraint 3 stars
>Open the game>Set up a million fan run>Watch the Christmas concert one more time>SleepKino
>>586138580Nyo
>>5861385492 stam 2 turf means you'll never use it after a while the slightly better whites won't save it
>>586137359How exactly are you gonna send carat prizes to winners? This always got me wonder in /uma/ club races
>>586138634>pedo to the metaNo one is using Rickey
>>586138481I'm not begging for fucks sake I just remembered it, I'm not even a dancho. I just want to see an /uma/ competition somehow work!!!
>>586138642>>586138772thank you for both perspectives, I will make use of this knowledge for future loopings
>>586138932I think what you're doing is cool anon :)
>>586138932Don't get worked up by every troll post
I set up a concert with my new Kitasan and... how do I say this... she's not that good at singing
>>586137879illuminate the heart is kino for me because i jacked off so much during the event
>>586139064wasshoi!!!!
>>586138770Truth nuke
>>586138370Left has better whites but I wouldn't take either
>>586139087must be why it's not on the list
>>586139087>lesbian
show me your sprint mayas
>>586139192I would not be able to contain myself if Dia-chan were my trainee.
>>586138370i'd take leftno umastan tho
>>586136781i thought this one was boring but then the last few chapters were greatkita and dia on the dark mountain running apart but always together
My eyes are being raped by trannylators. Why does casual speech = ebonics in their demented minds?
>>586137569>there was some interest a few days agoread the second line of this post >>586135176 but give it a slightly more serious and less ironic tone than the first time ^_^we technically do have a single spot open for one anon. hopefully one interested in doing some of the extra club fun stuff>>586137570thank you! yes it's all equipped painted black and sound treated, all it needs is some gradual nature-esque woodsy decor over time. going to need to catch up on some of the more respected PC videogames that have come out too.>>586138039i'm so so glad your /uma/ club tourney dream is coming to light in a way. i got too busy and slightly jaded by the negativity to pursue it with gusto for the game's anniversary, but i'd be more than happy to give carats to the 'danchou cup'and i think you should take "ownership" of the giveaway the same way you have the tournament despite having someone else host it. -by that i mean you don't have to credit me or the club, a simple "2500 carats and two Daily Carat Packs will be given to the finalists!" kind of addition to your post is fine or present it your own way and you could leave the "special thanks to" as a final note towards closing of the series
oyakodon
wait, you guys read the story dialogue?
>>586139412oh my god, King got titmogged so badly
>>586139412>mutts
>>586139320lack of professionalism, I guess
>>586135778it's not fair
>>586139412Leave Kawacummy to me
>>586139547rigatoni sitting on my face
>>586139235I don't like Mayano Top Gun
>>586139458only once for the stories where my favorites are featured.this one in particular, I routinely gave screenheadpats whenever she showed up on the event home screen
>>586139547Brown umanko is in fact good for me
:D
>>586139261That's her plan
>>586139643No chocolate
>>586139708many people are saying this
why does dober use more energy into creating smut than racing?is she okay?
>>586139235The stat growths make her pretty difficult to build. Might try a last minute wedding version...
>>586139698rorel has a weird personality it's somehow autistic about not being autisticshe'll emotionally perceive things then say it bluntly
>>586135778You should wish the best for your anondacchis!!!
>>586137016the first one was stupid but funny at leastsecond one was stupid AND boring, the only good thing was tickezo's tits
>>586139776Facts!
>>586139776>abs>>>/y/
Nobody here hates their Danchou more than me
>>586139734Rape?
>>586139739I am well aware
using left handed to turn back time was superb
>>586139929danchou why are you posting in third person
>>586139929mambwo...
>>586136787ah thank you for screenshotting this. I couldn't figure out how to do it with no UI interference
>>586139226What's today's lucky food?
>>586139923I'm sorry about your insecurities anon, but please dont project them onto me as well.
>>586136787CUTE
>>586140075fukumanko
dharma?
>>586139923I can see that you're a goslingposter from your insecurities.
>>586140178uh, how does one explain this kind of jump in fan gains
>>586140075let me check
>>586139929calm down mambwo
mare sexo
>>586140178it's everything
>>586140256
>>586140329>gyaru
>>586140026you click on the screeen and slightly move it to the side, it hides the speech bubble so you can screenshotsee webm for more details
>>586140430genius
>>586134862How come you have to on all other distance that's not medium, but suddenly you don't have to on sprint ?
>>586138984it's (You) that's cool for being here in these threads making and shaping /uma/ to what it is today, for better or worse. >>586139059I just don't want anyone to misunderstand that I'm doing this for financial gain. I can't draw cool stuff nor bake threads but I have experience in planning, management and a bit stubborn too. So why not make use of my expertise to give something back to this thread that's given me alot of fun, love, anger and companionship.>>586139375Honestly a big thanks is all can say ******* dancho, again I just remembered it now after talking with you for so long. But I fear that the for fun(and mostly pride) nature of the dancho cup will turn into something else after news of this spread around and people start waking up. I'll bother you on how distribution works once Arima Kinen comes I guess as that's the last race for the autumn season.
>>586140518for doms? you don't.
>>586140346cheeky brat.... thinking you can just make light of honest farmers!!! receive vegetable correction TTOTT
>>586140075garlic-heavy Shrimp Scampi or a creamy bowl of Risotto
>>586140679Please explain why
>>586140738your dominators don't need the speed they are not aces
>>586140178New drama season is about to start and the main character of the past 3 seasons has been unceremoniously killed with no replacement planned. It's over
>>586139235
uma whore rape fuck umanko sex
>>586140858mambo isn't dead though
>>586140738distance aptitude increases your maximum speed, but doms arent there to win anyway. They're there to fire off dominator which will often times happen sometime around mid race anyway, where max speed is set to a much lower value.
>>586140784Why is an uma raping a teen?
>>586139235I don't even like her in the first place and her fans are eve
>>586140913looks dead to me
>>586140970I fucking wish
>>586140940same
>>586140969>eveEven worse
>>586141047why
>>586141047mambwo...
>>586141047The spirit of mambo died with Keb. What you mistake for mambo is merely an empty husk now
Making fun of Mambo is thread culture, why would you want them to die?
Would Super Creek actually breastfeed the trainer if he asks for it?
>>586140940I would like to think like this
>>586141127you can only edge so long before you need to spurt lest you lose all sensitivity and miss your chance
>>586141131No
I like this donkey
>>586139929But did you summon the literal spawn of satan just to shit on your dancho?
How do you improve her perfect design?
>>586141279umas are so cute when they are under the rain and covered in mud
>>586141110What spirit? Being a bum?
>>586141336Add semen dripping down her thighs
>>586141336you can't
>>586141131Yes but nighttime only.
>>586141418Unironically yeah, he was the comic relief character
>>586141336Cut her head off and cum in the windpipe.
>>586141336You asked that on /vm/ too. She is already perfect
>>586141336hear me out
>>586141336make her head less round
I don't want any of you fags playing Teio when she gets free superstan
>>586139212prime for dyke conversion
>>586141584I'm protecting myself
>>586141584Donna, Marvy and Journey is literally unbeatable, Marvy alone has otherworldly powers
>>586141603she's my most played uma in cm (11 cms) let me have this
>>586139826desu
>>586141762anonchama...
>>586141336smol hat
>>586141762>teiobro>11 cm
>>586141749Cringe.>>586141804Ugly dog
>>586141762S***...
>>586141909aieeee
>every single spe child wants to fuck their trainer dry>spe does nothing?
Eating some rice with pesto mixed in. It's breddy good
>>586141909>Umas hate Koreans
>>586140940Many are saying this
>>586140664i remember those conversations too! i'm glad it's you doing this small event. regarding the giveaway i'll tell you that with your own confidence and keeping it short and clear (and ignoring trolls) you can make it a fun extra component without changing the tone.do take full ownership and confidence as if you were doing it yourself and it will go smoothly -and you don't have to worry about distribution, it will be completely hassle-free and with no room for error, i'm sure my fellow clubbies can attest to that. for clarity (and no drama) it will be non-transferable though, i should say that. no giving it to another club member, another club or officer or a charity or a danchou transfering it to another danchou. no winning it for someone else/ nothing. completely non-transferrable. that keeps it a matter of pride too. win the medal, get the prize if you want it, the end.
>>586141909I knew it, umas hate small weenies.
>>586142154We need to start forgetting names.
>>586141647lesbian conversion is an unbelievably hot scenario.
>>586140940Chiyo-chan would definitely say this :3
>100 free rolls ended>didn't get diamond>decided I would have to spark her cause I luckshit black>first 10 rolls>big reminder that umagod rewards you for being a good flatliner
What are other jobs Umas can do if they aren't good enough for racing?
>>586142517>NEW>NEW>NEW>NEWjesus christ anon change your smoke alarm batteries too
>>586142553Military / Security
>>586136590Same with vampire Rice
>>586142553prostitute
Sex with Orenji
>>586141804top dog!
>>586141909*taps sign* know your place, faggot
>>586142571never look at the right tab so it doesnt bother me honestly
>>586142553oguri became a gravure model.....
>>586142656many say this!
sex with gigahag
>>586142673>cuckshit graph
>>586142025that's because spe's torena is an orbiter already. she needn't put in the work
>tierlistwhy do retards always feel like reposting some shitty list they found online
>>586142656Yes and licking her donkey ears too!
Wait, Azuma is an orenji too?
>>586142914free (You)s
>>586142656This but shiraoki
>currenwhorewhat is it about cucks and liking women who will betray them?>>586142960retard, azuma is red
no one runs fuku anymore... SAD!
>>586143074literally the worst uma in the game in personality and kit
>>586142963fuggg.. that does sound nice
>>586143074anons itt are lucklets
fuku alt when
>>586142914some tierlists are /uma/-made, howeverthe official rape chart needs to be updated, I'll do it this weekend
>>5861432297 and this is fake and gay4 and this is true and I'm gay
>>586143321reroll, but6 and I'm the one who's gay9 and I go to my local prison to get buckbroken
I don't know who to run as a third team member with Taiki and Flower.. Dominator debuffer doesn't seem to do shit
>>586143074people would run her if the game content were purely PvE, unluckily, it is not
>>586143074shes really goofy and cute but even her alt with real skills is hard to make work...
>>586143473>>586143321Stop trying to blame your gayness on Shiraoki.
>>586142960I suppose so
>>5861435474 and this nonny is projecting7 and I'll squeeze one out to femboys again
7 next alt is new years fuku
>>586143491Send a frontrunner
"fukufags" exposed
>>586143647
>>586143624Umamusume: Fraud's don't live forever
>>586143647Shiraoki bless
>>586143647let's gooo
>>586143647For real!?
>>586143074Her third alt will be meta
>>586143624God, she's ugly
>>586141570Die
I'll rape you now in a minute
>>586143834>4Maybe shiraoki enjoys her meme kits
>>586143297Groove wouldn't rape
threesome with mares
Why is everyone suddenly calling Yanko a fraud
>>586143958but those are stallions, they look slopped too
>>586143647>aaaaand, screencappedshiraoki a fraud if it does not happened
>>586144003>suddenly>everyoneSchizo tourist
>>586143647What the crap
just watch sovereignty KWAB out at the last minute to duck forever young again
What's the point of this alt? I have both versions and everytime I'm told to run Falco, it's always the OG version.
>>586144149Better outfit
>>586143958stallions make the best maresthis image is making me fall for Katsuragi Ace
>>586144149failed shilling
>>586144149it's for the aura you get when you make her your avatar and post in the club chat
>>586144045I don't think you even know what either of those words mean
>>586144149she looks cool but yellow is a lame color
>>586143647NY fuku means sense, she could be completely naked but with 3 of those fortune leaflets covering her nipples and pussy
>>586144149better outfit and winpose
>>586144149so your uma club danchis can know you're a retard who wasted 200 rolls for shittier dirt version
>>586144357where's the side hoe section
>>586143647anyon new years fuku is the clanker SSR... that ship has sailed...
>>586143923it will be a kit filled with greens like>inner post proficiency>outer post proficiency>long shot>wet conditions>firm conditions>lucky sevenand then some bullshit gold where "if on the last corner, recover endurance if in the lead, increase velocity if towards the front, increase acceleration if in the midpack, increase navigation if in the back"and gold recoveries like "completely replenish stamina if luck comes your way when you are in the 7th quartile of the pack on the last 7 meters of a corner after taking 7 strong steps"
>>586144149Cooler outfit even though all of us are waiting for her final form
>>586144357if your oshi is not in the first two tiers then there is something wrong with you
>>586144357
>>586144357why would palmer be mind broken?she doesn't seem the type
>>586144540palmer traina...
>>586144357Pearl can't win shit
I had given up already, thinking getting spooked by Halloween Doto was enough, but then I luckshat the fuck out of my last free rolls. Holy kek.
When is Daitaku HELIOS banner?!
>>586144448I got her when I was free rolling...
>>586144685Cancelled
>>586144501as funny as that would be, more likely would be a kit that is perfect for winning kikua sho , and then they continue to never rerun that track
>>586144685She's shit, skip her
>>586144632but she has won my semen
>>586144685On the 6th, maybe the 7th
>>586144501>increase velocity if towards the front, increase acceleration if in the midpack, increase navigation if in the backKek, if this was her ult she'd make a good grandparentLet's add evolved maverick to the list
>>586144149Falco but cooler
Have sex with your trainee
>>586144639EXPLODE RIGHT NOW
>>586144758>he waifus the trannyMeds
>>586142673>kita>bbc*mama posting positively about kumiyabe confirms this
i didn't redeem the fortune and now it's gone. i had been holding it until after i finished my shitty aces. sorry danchud but i'll be flatlining in shame.
>>586144870a business partnership? how does she even know if I'm a good fit for the business she's running? is she fucking retarded?
>>586144357>I can just win him back tier>NakayamaHeh
>>586144870do people really need to specify why they're getting married or is that a japanese thing?
>>586144852>she gives you this
I want to fuck the Universe
>>586144149exposed armpits and proper shoulders, not those ugly ass things from the OG outfit
>>586144657V she is not coming back....
>>586145209vacuum sex
>>586145261No
>>586144951she doesn't even need to get lucky in mahjong to win me over, actually
>>586145336>she
Daring Tact is the uma world's apex predator
jongers?!
>>586145121Strictly for statistical and demographic tracking
daring tact?more like dare-to-dream-of-scouting-her-but-never-ever-until-eos tact
>>586143647Fuku has a NY SSR, a valentines SSR and a halloween SSRwe can cross out a festival alt since cygames just released a miko scenario without her they clearly have 0 interest in giving her a festival altballroom fuku would just be awkward and i can't think of a single gay pairing with her that would even remotely workthat leaves wedding, summer, and christmas or just a random altcan safely cross out wedding and summer since fuku is unattractive and nobody wants to see her in thoseConclusion: Fuku's final alt will be christmas themed, likely a joke alt like biwa's
>>586145434>she doesn't even need to get lucky in mahjong to win me overAnd she doesn't even need to get lucky in mahjong to win over me. They call me the C- Maka Master
>>586145481...
>>586145640Reindeer fuku
7 and a new fuku alt would just be the shakerock outfit
daring tact? more like daring strike!
fuku deez nutz
Fuku is not getting an alt during the scenario that completely ignored her, cygays wouldn't be that mean.
>>5861457587 and you shut up
I wonder how american old heads feel about dumb anime girls as horses saving their dying industry
>>586130805anon, it's been over 2h 20 minutes...
You get not one fuku alt but 2, bringing it to 4 so she instantly dies ingame and you can never train her again
>>586145874Most americans do not even think about horse racing
>>5861458317 and i double down on it, giving fuku only the shakerock hoodie while the rest of her is just her underwearanything else, and golshi shoves torena's dick in my mouth to shut me up
>>586145873Gesundheit.Are you sure you haven't caught something?
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>586145884Janny warned me for that post, maybe not today
7 and I'll play with Doto's boobs
>>586145874Same way as baseball fans
>>586146025ur early gwo...
fuku alt new gold skillSuper Lucky Number 67
>>586145873bless you!
It's a new day!
>>586146031you cowards always say this
Why do you faggots say Golshi isn't sexy
where did everywan go...
>>586146646Ugly stallion
>>586146646>no hatI wonder why
>>586146661I was doing my dailies bwo
Sometimes I think about pinning down Dia and raping her umanko until she cries
>>586146661do your dailies wtf
>>586146779anonchama...
>>586146646too le qurikyand she dropkicks you alot, without even giving you a sliver of hope that you're going to be able to fuck her umanko one day
>>586146661showering. I'll send you a pic next time dw
>>586146836Words from a fag who didn't read Golshi's campaign
>>586146005Danke. Just a lil sneeze, or allergies, nothing more.>>586146148Thank you!
>>586146918Why are you showering with mud?
>>586146646Her personality kills it for me. I can't like or enjoy a women this bad
>>586146661shoe pvp and club chattin
>>586146836>>586146929>fucking this whorse
>>586146918
>>586127672>>586127672>>586127672recycle
>charming junior year>sprint A in classic>some chains already finishing in classic>1200 speed by new year>sprint S in senior>but no head-on even at ~75% chance in 2 inspos>skills hints just okay>should still be good with sprint S and this stat line>fine chain doesn't finish>statline good>spend down coins>3 hint levels of head-on on final coin spendI came
>>586147180no
>>586147180die in a fire faggot troll baker
>>586147180recycling always messes up thread counts>b-b-but i fix itnot everyone does
>>586147184oh no no no youre groundworkchacho.......
>>586147343>>586147343>>586147343>>586147343
>>586146968I didn't have the 1 panel of CB walking in the rain so sirius covered in shit was the next best option
>>586147314you can't gaslight me about groundwork, i'm the original groundwork gaslighter
>>586147509w-witgod!?!?!
>>586147362ew
>>586147568>didn't delete and post in the new threadGood boy.
>>586147362yummers
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