EU Tournament VOD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlAVku42cNsNA Tournament VOD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywuApb8FaD8Switch 2 content!https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/switch2/>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationEVERYONE except 2B, ends today. If you don't delete this section for the next baked goods, Niia plushies will haunt your dreams.>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>585895194
the hatred in my heart cannot be contained
the fyart in my anyus cyannot be cyontainyed
I came to the conclusion that Zooey is kinda boring to play
Damn, if I found this earlier, could have used this for the thread.
>>586120975and bea was not in vanilla, curious!
the hatred in my heart could make all run in terror
good mooooorning dead slop troons !
The longer i play fighting games the more i realize how annoying option selects are, and that they shouldnt really be a thing and should be patched out in some wayIs that wierd of me to think that way?I know it technically adds more depth into the game but i feel like it also removes it if its a simple yes/no option select with no nuance to it
>>586131759option selects don't add depth, they just remove options, hence the name. and turn them into knowledge checks
>rising>option selects
>>586131759OSes are often just a way of manipulating game mechanics to minimize interactions with your opponent. You don't need to get a feel for your opponent because 90% of what they can do is covered by some gay OS.
HopeGAWDs we WON
bro reads the community forums
>>586132061>>586132332Yes, but there are option selects that can still be dealth with, they cover the options but you can call them out if you have a hard read but if it fails you get fucked which in my opinion just feels terribleIf it covers both options with no nuance like i said then i think they should be patched out
>>586132668>they cover the options but you can call them out if you have a hard read but if it fails you get fucked which in my opinion just feels terribleYeah this is just the normal game, except simplified down into a smaller subset of options because of option selects.Then it just becomes if you know about the option select or not, if you don't, the game was rigged from the start
>>586131759translation>i am too lazy to learn anything technical so those that do should suffer because i am a shitter and i want beat them without trying
What OS are you guys thinking of?
>>586132818What is your opinion of them?
>>586133229safejumpif you safejump me, you didn't fucking earn it. try that shit in locals I fucking dare you.
>>586133332I don't care for them.For the most part they are unavoidable due to the base mechanics of fighting games, there are insanely basic options selects people do without thinking, like buffering specials that only connect on hit/block or safejumping, or fuzzy block/throw/etcbut I think games that insert them all over the place like french bread just create a layer of knowledge checks you have to learn before you can actually just play the game normally. They are also harder to sniff out through normal play too so it kind of encourages you to have to actually look at replays if you have suspicions of replay to confirm instead of just being able to grind out games like a normal person.
>>586133229the only real option select this game had was the dodge/throw OS in vanilla.
>>586133780There was a super input OS in vanilla
>buffering is an OS now
>>586134792well, technically it is
>>586134792It involved the guard button and dodging
>>586134792I do f.M > 236Lif it whiffs, 236L doesn't come outthe option was selected for me
>>586136487cheater cheater
>>586125589>*l.236s this post*You are not my grubba
i luv sheep
>can’t get GM>can’t get a girlfriendwhy do I exist?
the kleshas in my heart could destroy sheep's good nature and cheer
hello, any eugawds want to play?
>>586142842Yes, need to boot the game up and close some stuff. Give me a minute.
The happiness and tranquil calm in my heart and mind makes me want to live life to its fullest
>wake up >pain everywhereyup today will be a good day for granblue fantasy versus rising
This game will never make me happy
>>586143456then stop playing it
this game makes me happy outside of 6 characters
>>586144091those 6 characters?
>>586144590Meg, Zooey, Gran, Djeeta, Nier and Cag
>>5861445902b metera vikala ferry siegfried and cag
I'M STANDING AT THE THRESHHOLD OF YOUR DREAMSWITHOUT ME THERE'D BE NO SOUND FROM THOSE AMPSWITHOUT ME THERE'D BE NO LIGHTS ON THAT STAGEBUT YOU DON'T APPLAUD FOR MEEEE
(You) are obligated to like MY character.(You) play broken casino slop.
>>586147518>(You) play broken casino slop.well duh im playing gbvsr
>>586133587>insanely basic options selects people do without thinking, like buffering specials that only connect on hit/blockI actually didn't know this was a thing for the longest time, I thought everyone just had godlike hitconfirm reflexes and was reacting raw until I randomly had an epiphany one day. It's not like someone pulled me aside and said 'hey btw you know you can do this' when i decided to play the game, that would've saved me a lot of time...
>>586142974ggs brothose were some very exciting matches
why does reading posts from shit players frustrate me?
>>586150074Thanks for the games, GGs!Fun was had.
>>586150110Because their stink travels through the screen and into your nose.
>>586125589DRAGONDRAGONSUMMON DRAGONDRAGONDRAGON
>>586125589What's wrong grubba? Don't like not needing to play neutral? Not into the "flood the screen with hitboxes that don't have hurtboxes" life?
>>586150601DRAGON BALL Z
>>586150601Why did they make her L dragon the best one?
Speaking of L dragon being the best one, any more moves like Ladiva's L grab where the non-H version is the best one so you never need to spend a cooldown?
i noticed that recently im not getting morning wood anymore Versus Rising...
>>586152430lose some weight kizzington.
Say goodbye to Rising, retards. They fixed everything.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDIKB-ODN_U
>>586153051
>>586153051imagine getting excited for the flatulence finally finding its way out of the corpse
>>586153051>1.3k viewsdamn they are winning
>>586152140Zeta's Infinite Wonders.There is no reason to ever use the H-version outside of corner combos. It isn't even plus on block like many other H-fireballs.You either spam 236L or try to catch your opponent with 236M.236M even combos midscreen, why use 236H?
>>586153215not even i flopped this hard
i've lost 184 desudollars and 35 niercents so far today
>>586153051his theme's really cool though
>>586153051>They fixed everything.they added a mode with no assists?
>>586153667because it ain’t a fireball. it’s a laser.a delayable, midscreen comboable laser.
>>586155187FuiYYaaah
>promise myself not to get mad today>first match against a zoner>already shouting nigger at himwhy cant we be like nrs and add actual voice chat in the game fucking pussiesi hate japs so much its unreal
Lasers are objectively worse than fireballs in Grising
>>586153251>viewfaggotry on a video that's even an hour oldHow sad, but that's to be expected from a Shartington.
its over
>>586155561nigger you literally posted the weakest bait
>>586155853I didn't post a thing you stupid schizo.
>>586155659its just begun
>>586156750yeah and i didnt reply to you so why are you replying troon?
>>586155659Is it still falling
>cant lameandgaymax because i dont have the "love me accept me" nier sticker
>>586154978This Niiaga finna turn pink any second
>>586157406>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST CALL ME OUT ON MY STUPIDITY! STOP IT!!!!!!Keep crying freak, you got fucking bodied.
>>586156970Her first edict?
>>586157406>>586155853>>586153251retard
>>586158260burning the siegfried cut out
I am not the only one who finds these shapes strangely erotic
>>586158742I love big floofy hair so much
>>586158742i also love their big floofy hair
>>586158142you are retarded
>>586159302What's that? Can't understand a word you're saying when you're face down in the dirt, FREAK!
>>586159658more like because tokon is so far down the ground that the sound doesnt reach lmao
What food did you eat today?
shut up faggot
>>586159810Sounds like you've seen it down there personally.
>>586160639coffee
>>586160639cow pussy
>>586160639chicken sandwich
>>586160785stop trying to dig out of your grave tokon kuncyclops wont help you
>>586162594what about you, what did you eat today?
>>586162790
>>586163031hi
>>586161254
eat THIS
>>586160639Steak, egg and onions. I need to maximize my T for gemmy harvesting.
>>586163973>Doesn't chop her head offSiegfried? More like Fagfried.
>>586163973my fuarking hero
reminder that i did poo poo in the toilet today :)no blood yay ^.^
>>586161914I don't even play Tokon, are you okay schizo?
>>586164270
We will absolutely play tokon's update, since it has some rising DNA in it (top tiers getting buffed). No one in their right mind is gonna be doing 66L and blueslop after the final rising update. We're all moving to tokon. All of us, even those that say they won't will eventually move but they'll do it quietly to preserve their dumb pride by not admitting publicly.
>>586164814why is her ass like that
>>586164732im not even the same person you were arguing with, want to check your eyesight lil pup?
>>586164814good kitty!
>>586164983I got your rising DNA right here *activates fundoshi mode*
>>586160639I made some curry. God I love this shit.
How do I improve in this genre? Not in Rising, I'm already GM here and it's not a fighting game. But I suck dick everywhere else.
*blocks your path*wyell wyell wyell, what do we have herelil fraud
>>586165646ummmmmft10?
>>586151428Zooey only works if you’re better at neutral than your opponent and good at whiff punishing and spacing, if you just try to play like a zoner you will find yourself promptly raped
>>586160639sometimes i question what something nice to eat really is.
>Zooey only works if you’re better at neutralAYOFINNA TELL ME*farts with 2M*FINNA TELL ME THAT*mashes 66H*FINNA TELL ME WE WUZ FUNDIEGOS OR SOME SHIEEEET
>>586165646too bad im already armored up with my 5u so hold this CASINOOOOOOOOO
>halfscreen M normals>armored 66H>air unblockable 236H and 236U>623Xyeah, you gotta work really hard in neutral with this character. yeah yeah.
>the character has good neutral tools, than means she doesn't play neutralAlrighty.
Why is everyone drawing Galleon today?
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED METERA GAWD
>>586165686p-private room?
Katalina only works if you’re better at neutral than your opponent and good at whiff punishing and spacing.
>>586167391Wubbly with the hot and incorrect takes
make the room versusia guysee what happenssee>clapswhat>clapsHAPPENS
>Halfscreen mediumsNot even top 5 in class and only 2M is good>236H is air unblockableYou’re so raped you’re actually hallucinating shit>Armored 66HIf you don’t space it perfectly you lose half your health to most of the cast>623You need a very tight spacing for light to be plus or 0, heavy is always minus, medium and heavy can be anti aired easily
>>586167391Sorry, I wrote "Djeeta" wrong
What should I practice if I want to be Vikala
>>586165318So why's my cum dripping out of your swollen ass lil buck?
>>586167117i manifest good galleon art with my mind powers sometimes
>>586167848Swapping out Marippe's birth control, then convincing her to fuck me to make Meg jealous while she's ovulating and babytrapping her so she has to live in the trailer park with me
>>586167391Sorry, I meant to say Wilnas
you can always count on kekhander to downplay his current main
>>586167532>If you don’t space it perfectly you lose half your health to most of the castSo like every other 66H?
>Taking groceries out of my car>had to use phone on top of gap for light source>forget to remove phone>now it's bent but still worksOof, I fucked up big time. How's Rising been today?
>>586168930NO
>>586168930Not him, but most 66Hs are pretty safe unless you stop right in your opponent's crotch.Zoi's 66H can be pretty reliably punished on block by most characters.
>>586168930BODIEDTHAT FREAKWITH FACTS ANDLOGIC
>>586167391sorry i meant godlotta godnia from the godniel knights
>>586167832because actually it was me barryi ran so fast and swapped myself for a black manYOU WERE FUCKING A BLACK MAN WITH AIDS ALL ALONG
>>586169379you are loved
>>586169507...by pure evil himself our lord satan
>>586169485shut up
>>586169596i love you
https://x.com/zawapush/status/2116158558010290585Fraudlotta Fenia is one of the scammiest characters
Hail Satan!
tell him to shut up again
godseraga the god of the godciety
>>586169810idk what any of that means but charlotta is broken and the shill color looks really good on bikky
IT WAS ME BARRYI INJECTED A BEHAVIORAL VIRUS INTO CAGLIOSTRO'S GAMEPLAY SO THAT EVERY CAGLIOSTRO PLAYER UNWILLINGLY DOWNPLAYS HER 24/7
>>586170014i dont know what this barry shit is and im too lame and weird to look it up
cag results?
>>586169810>Ladiva, Metera, Vaseraga, Versusia, Vikalaall deserve to have 6f jabs and to get styled on by godlotta the honest the fraudslayer
>*Murders Xerom for 10th time in a row in pools*FastivaGAWDS I kneel
>>586170380not anymore now that charlotta got buffed to bottom 6 rather than being bottom 2...right xerom?
>>586170102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUP4butezo8
How to get 12 yo gf to play rising with
>>586170102Reverse Flash, which has kinda the same powers as Flash, is so petty, obsessed and most importantly cartoonishly evil that he turns back time with his super speed and alters various events just to ruin Flash's lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxHY1uS-UhY
>>586170904first you conjure a ghost
>>586171359WOW!!! So scawwwy!!! XD Hahahaha! *slits her throat* *stabs her heart* Press f.L. Press it. Press it again, bitch?
>>586170904
>>586171670yamcha was so cool...
>>586171603god nier posters are so pathetic and unfunny its crazy
>>586171670Chichi was born to be abused by men
>>586171603You doing alright over there?
>>586171603thank you
>>586171603she crouched
>>586171781that's not a nier poster, I can just tell.
vikala impregnationferry rapecag dominationsakura molestation
wheres the nier
>>586172220inside of you
>>586172220hier
wont you love me?accept me?
The Nier inside me and everyone's voiceOnly I'm not there, just watching from afarI can't go home because I'm afraidSomething will change, me without meI'm the one to blameI've moved on, by my own will(I had nothing else I wanted to do)It wasn't hard, but I didn't hate it(I did not even like it)I've been patient, but it was bearableI've had a gray haze for a long time though (boom—boom)I never found out, what it was, IIt's my stress, that's for sure
All of this could be avoided if you just played the darn game.
I would if it was good
>>586173484i did i do
>>586173546Beaten in an argument that not mentally adjusted person.
>>586173013>The Nier inside me and everyone's voiceChange this>The town inside Nier and everyone's cockAnd becomes a Niercuck anthem
>>586174562>cringe cuck fantasies out of nowhere
who here even still plays the game?
worked up the courage to call and ask my boss why i haven't gotten a shift in 4 weeks and they said she's on vacation all week....
>>586174648>Out of nowhereNier was canonically the town bicycle, cuckshit is a vital part of her character
>>586175064>cringe cuck fantasies out of nowhere
>>586175128See >>586175059A niercuck calling for a woman, only to find out she's been on "vacation" for a week. It's ingrained into the character.
>>586174956I did, today.It was fun.
>>586175446character?rank range?mode of play?time spent playing today?
>>586175510I played with a lobbington in the /gbvsg/ lobby, what do you want me to do? Provide full body cam footage?
>>586174956me
>>586175964Yes keep me posted
>>586174956Hi.
>>586176051i look exactly like gran just so you guys know
red godlotta doesnt play
>>586123757fiyah
>>586131759some OSes are cool, like safejumps.then you have shit like 2xko with the infamous Ekko OSmore than liking them or not, I wonder how do you remove them without fucking up somewhere else, as some of them are very ingrained in the very mechanics of the game
Test.
I didnt get aroused so you failed the test
I did.
>>586179252test failed
>>586179252test passed with flying colors
I got aroused because monkey vagina, HO LYYou aced it.
THE SOUL IS NOT SO FORGED YET
>>586179835wtf i love standardized testing now!?
>>586179835ooc
>>586180516ook*
>>586180516they bodyswapped
>>586180516
>>586181326munke... your fingers...
sometimes my brain explodes (bad) while watching my mates play vidya...i promise im not a rude cunt...
>>586179835If god didn't want me to fuck children he wouldn't have made them so attractive.If science didn't want me to fuck children evolution wouldn't have made them so attractive.
>>586182960hidden tire nipples
>>586182090
why is there such a big correlation between pedophiles and fighting game players?
NIGHTS OF SOLITUDEGAZING DOWN AT THE PHONETHE NIER INSIIIDE MEEEEEYOUR LAUGH EMOJICALMS MY MENTAL ILLNESSI STALK YOUR INSTA AGAAAIINTHE BEAUTY OF YOUR TIMELINEIS SO CAPTIVATINGTO THIS FAKE WORLD I GIVE MY LIIIIFE, MY AAAAALLLLL!
the amount of mental gymnastics these people do
I can’t believe we’re EoS’ing and Zooey was never good
>we're [HEADCANON]
why does zooey attract so many n00bs...
>>586184620diaphone...
Dilatephone
>>586183847Actual, unironic answer: Attraction to minors is way more prevalent than most people are willing to admit.People in 'alternative' social circles like the fgc or anime/manga or whatever communities are just more ready to admit to it due to already being alienated from 'normal' communities anyway.
>>586185478dont listen to this absolute retardthe reason is that fighting games require a lot of time and neets and lonely faggots get into them, this spirals slowly into anime then hentai then just 2D and then once you go the rabbit hole enough you get to lolis and thats how it startsthis is also why there is so many trannies in the fgc
>>586184814
>>586184892she's an aura farming beast and super cute
>>586186310to add, when you are lonely any community that is welcome works, so the fgc begins to groom you into that kind of thing
>>586186310I have been into fighting games and anime and been 2d only for almost 20 years at this point (counting from becoming 2d only after high school, fighting games and anime came a few years earlier) without becoming a lolicon or trans or even gayI think you're just making excuses for yourselfIdunno how people go gay or whatever when anime tits are so great
Maybe little anime girls are just cute?
>>586186310Sounds like tranny cope, ngl
i love breasts
i love flat
>>586187253well yeah but likecute doesn't provoke lust in me on its ownit's seasoning that can enhance a good sexy dish but I'm not about to eat a bowl of saltnot faulting salt eaters, just saying playing fighting games or being 2d only isn't really a pipeline
>>586188007This monkey is aged up and already reached the age of consent. She just so happens to be very petite.Would you or would you not?
>>586188585still not my thingI like adult female sexual characteristicsthere are chibis of such characters I would fuck without further changes as an exception to my proportion preferences, so those aren't all-encompassing, but I still don't consider that image sexually appealing
>>586188007I literally didn't ask and wasn't talking to you. I don't know who you are and I don't care.
can we PLEASE talk about how our family wont know or care if we were dead for DAYS but the second we boot up RISING, ----they------ NEED something? -----THEY---- need to talk about SOMETHING?
>>586189515no one boots up rising
>>586189515stop taking posts out of my head right this instant
shut the fuck up, yeah yeah guy
>>586189945
>>586189515if I died right now the first people would be my neighbors and only because of the smell
I have booted risingI have joined the "japan platform lobby 1"you, too, can do this
>>586185478Depends on what you mean by attraction to minors.Attraction to prepubescent children? No, it is not. But mid to late teens? Absolutely
>>586187049and i think you might be retarded if you think EVERYONE has to go on this path you absolute autist
>>586190210NOPE GET TO THE GEMMIE MINE
>>586190209take a shower Hans
>>586190798I have already regained gold master and then lost it to a grand master, which I didn't think could happen actuallythis sucks!
>>586191191500 gemholders are the bones paving the path to grandmaster
>>586190914It's okay, I already rebounced from my short lapse of depression
i want to molest our meg anons
thats like...the worst group of our anons to molest
The vtuber viewers are making fun of how dead grub is lole
>3 different megsthis sucks too
https://www.youtube.com/live/kQHedsQfOHsthanks for the heads-up G
>>586193543>actual, unironic d-rank gameplay
>>586183847high iq
>if you whiff dp and you're close do superthey're just like me when i was getting into fighting games...
>>586194003is this a repost cuz I'm having the weirdest deja vu
>>586193543>616K subs>2700 viewers
>>586190210did anyone join you?
Meet your next DLC character
>>586193543>on standby for a match>on standby for a match>on standby for a match>on standby for a match>on standby for a match>on standby for a match
>>586194745Jamie but not shit
>>586193543you people watch this shit?
>>586194707no I am still just going from gold to silver and back again sometimes and weathering a storm of zoners that is filling me with questions
I feel like Cygames should have just made an original IP for a fighting game, like they did with Shadowverse.There's an art to designing characters meant for fighting games.
>>586195196>There's an art to designing characters meant for fighting games.such as?
>>586194939nope
>>586194987alright I'll hop on
>>586194939i only watch the calli horse streams
Why did these tards think it was a good idea to inflate ranks and leave lowranks a ghost town
>>586195403sorry I meant to write, theres' a fart to designing characters meant for fighting games.I don't really have any examples, I just think farts are cool, it's like your insides are whispering to your prostate and then you beep like a car horn
they are queuing for bruise now lmao
>>586195403For example, SF chars are easily recognizable due to leaning more towards culturally-stereotypical gettups, and said chars have consistent design/recognizability across all their games.A fighting game character has to stand out and be interesting on its own, not because it came from game XA lot of Granblue characters look very generic or uninteresting.
>>586195196Fg market is already being dominated by Capcom and knowing Cygames even if they are willing to make original fighting game it will take YEARS to release.
>>586195843tekken characters don't look interesting and distinct in the ways you describe, in fact a lot of them barely have unique moves, and yet everyone cooms over their designs
>>586195843agreed saar we need more Arjun very artful character design saar brahmin
>>586196328>Talk about SF>bring up Tekkenbro...
>>586194939My oshi make MV, come and listenhttps://youtu.be/1i60xZoQ_JY
>>586196584can't think of any other popular fighting game where people actually care about the designs. and a lot of SF6 designs are the opposite of good anyway. my point is that games like DBFZ, melty and granblue are cooler because they use characters from somewhere else
My oshi make the spaghetti
>>586196847Guilty Gear is another good example, but recently they've been nerfing the designs of various characters
there's a ton of grubs that would work for fighting games, it's just that instead of getting them we get ilsa and vikala
Rising would be more popular if they actually move like superhuman.
>>586197231vikala is great
>>586197231retard
>>586197591Oops, meant for >>586197548
>>586197963no, that is the correct anon i replied to
>>586198176Not me btw
>>586198256me btw
>>586197231either the most exquisite bait or genuine mongoloid
>>586198521I main Cag
>>586199049good for you
>>586197231Just wait for season 3/gbvs 3 and you'll get your Sarasa
>>586199685if there is any justice left in this godforsaken world
>>586197231>>586199804sex with retards
>>586199094>youNot me btw
i ate instant noodles for the first time in a decade and feel sick.how do people live off this shit?or playing gay characters like lowain, luci, cag, ladiva or wilnas?
>>586200081you btw
>>586199049my ally
>>586200236 did you remember to microwave it
>>586200236Don't get a shitty cheap brandthrow an egg and some scallions and chili paste in it fantasy blue rising
>>586199929Just because a girl has big boobs doesn't mean she's dumb.
>>586200356Me btw
>>586195196arcsys is already making another fg original IP
>>586199929canon family woman
rat death
>>586201612*styabs u*
>Rising didn't add ONE harvinshitKinda based
lobby is 6/100 come on in
>>586195649feels like every game does that these days. It juices short term engagement because even casuals will see constant progress and eventually float up to s++ or whatever the first non-zero sum rank is. At the cost of long term every rank below that becoming empty.
>>586202562things being hard to master or get to are not allowed
>>586185478“it is normal for healthy men to find pubescent & prepubescent females sexually arousing.”jewish conditioning through hollywood media making everyone think 18 is the standard when they openly admit to molesting mikvah boys of single digit age exposes their hypocrisy. people had hebe wives/gfs/lovers throughout human history.>>586186310you are goyimcattle.
did the vtumor even play a single game?when i tuned in they were sitting in training mode talking about the street fighter movie.
>>586203119Grub was dead as fuck, her and the coach fucked off to play deadlock instead after they did their time for the sponsorship lmao fuck this game
>>586203031hope its a bit
>>586203031truth super nova nuke
>>586180079(NOW we fight!)
>>586203778what do you get out of lying>>586203119yeah she played a bit she switched to the open lobby
>>586200236I've found the same thing recentlyI buy the expensive Nongshim noodles, I put in an egg, I prepare it perfectly where it's slightly al dente with next to no broth, and my tummy will growl and feel little bad laterIt only started happening now that they're too expensive and I only get them when they're on sale, I used to eat them constantly and never really noticed
>>586205629>YOU SWORE>YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NOT 2U ME>DESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
liar... djeeta... you swore i could top!!!
Djeeta... You bastard... Your futa milk was supposed to be only mine!
>>586205994revolting art
almost as revolting as mari's intro angry foid face
>>586205994arousing art
>>586206042i agree that any part of the comic beyond the nod nod image doesn't need to exist
>>586206171post the other lyria bubble where she goes wawawa
shut up
>>586207080i don't save rurias, my posts are high quality
>>586207450KotJiitaGAWD
i love ruria and ruriapostsi hate nierggers
ignore himhe is a fake nigger reddit kot
yawn
Game is sunsetting and no one ever found out I'm a girl
my grubbas
>>586207080
>>586208515>no one ever found outI never forgot that special night we shared.
we already know who the girls and """girls""" are lil pup
>>586208597Stop being weird and a liar>>586208774There's no other girls or "girls" only me
>>586208541which lobbyington will you name him after
its fascinating how quickly and how thoroughly I went from loving the kojeeta to not caring for it at all
its fascinating how i am literally sandalphon
It’s fascinating how you are my friend
YOU ARE MY FRIEND! OH OH SOMETHING JAPPA GIBBERISH!
Grankot is superior anyway
ggs lobby inhabitants
bgs bgs bgsssss
>>586208596>>586205994this makes satyr's meaty the big meaty
I really hate games that make me do the Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
>>586209849>>586209751>>586208940>>586208396>>586207942>same filename stylei see how it is
>>586209849>>586209982My mouth is open for business!
>>586210104all me
I'd satyrpost with you I'm here in spirit but I'm stuck in a torture chamber
>>586210610>>586209982>>586209849this character is pretty
>>586210104Anon… it’s Xitter’s default filename
FILENAME STYLESATYR MEATY NO JUTSU
>>586209781GGs.GGs guy passed out by the cab
nobody told me it was friday:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0h1-mlaU0o
>>586210885that's not what sweat looks like
>>586210906cute satyr
>>586211285shitposting aside this is how you realize a game is not for you anymore
>>586211425actually it just means you had a nice day
>>586211669Disgusting picture (top 3 character is in it)
>>586211727wtf how did you see my sperm in that image, I thought I hid it well inside of ferry
>>586211390Meat. Overload.
>>586211669why is charlotta in this image
>>586211669
>>586211814Ferry is mocking her
>>586211814why isn't ferry wearing clothes
>>586211669dayum
Meet yuor next DLC character
>>586211390I wanna go in there
>>586212274why would a ghost wear clothes
Aight, it’s hookup friday, I’ll see you lil’ grubs tomorrow
>4 soriz in top 8
>>586214508man i love satyr
I escaped the torture chamber but I'm late to the satyr train...
>>586209781>>586210989ggs soriz and yewl
>>586132467this genre is dead and gay sf6 is the biggest fg and unusually successful but still pulls pitiful numbers outside of jp hours, where it is a singularity also it has arjun lol
ggs cag and soriz and otherkin
i was testing cag's H teleport throw bait in the corner and whether you were blocking crouched or standing, she is plus to j H you out of teleportmeterless or U DP doesn't free you, spamming c.L or 2H i was like oh my goddddddddd people need to know about this
dragalia...won
>>586217142hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm learnthematchup bottom tier
Inquirers?
>>586217142it whiffs on crouchers chudster, you can cL her out of jH too because she's only +3 on standing so she needs to go for jL
I inquired, I am intrigued.
>>586217142she cant keep getting away with this
Cag teleport is basically a better flip
>>586218238truuuuue
Cag should teleport on my dick
cag should teleport into outer space
>>586219041I think this every day and every night
All I hear from this commentary is "wushajashaja shuj shajishijashiwu shashashashasha"Fucking meme ass tongue
>>586219041it whiffed
>>586217142>cag is fraudulent old news im afraid
>>586219347is there something on
>>586219678most honest and interactive character in the game.
I have literally never felt like I was actually interacting with Cagliostro beyond being forced to whiff normals in front of her to clear traps which is more like just being told to kill myself.
>>586219347what commentary
>>586219683>>586220109https://www.twitch.tv/fightclubcnSome chink shit.
>>586220195damn I've never watched chinkgrub beforewonder what their tier lists/playerbase looks like
>>586219879let em KNOW
>lowain versus cagliostrooh my fucking god
>>586220345Hello Swizzle, how many hours do you have in Rising?
>>586217142why do you lie?
>>586220345HEY, I ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU STUPID FUCKING TROON, ANSWER ME!
>>586220195>>586219347chinknese is truly disgusting
>>586220195>lance yumewtf
i heard one of them say nigga hehe
>>586220345HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????!!!!!!!!!???????SWIZZLE YOU FUCKING GASHED OUT TRANNY, ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
brown
uh oh melty
yikes
>bridget cutoutuh oh
>>586220345"Swizzle, reveal the number. How many hours have you spent mastering Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising?"
wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppp
your dick when you see a naked dog ya queer
>>586222015i heard nigga too
>>586220345"The council demands your GBVSR playtime, Swizzle."
>>586223037boomer
>>586197231Blame the polls, tho only characters added to Rising not from there are Grimmir, Versusia, Meg and Id. Also maybe the clancker but they asked about guests several times so who knows.
What’s happening tonight
>vtumorgrim
SEY
>>586220345To play, or not to play? That is not the question. The question, Swizzle, is HOW MANY HOURS?
>>5862253565. I cheated and run a bot to play for me.
>>5862258805k? Damn, my condolences.
>>586226096no, just 5.
pov: you are about to lose nearly 50% off a 2l starter
>>586223037https://youtu.be/NEeUggONQps?t=31https://youtu.be/ANd9vdXbSic?t=0I think there's another one but I can't recall
>>586226483that’s every character in rising besides Djeeta
I wanna be MEAN
>>586227369Mom said it’s my turn to be mean
>>586227535but you're ALWAYS mean
I don't know how to cope with the amount of time I've wasted
>>586200990>ASOKO JA
>>586230228Please don't make Kot and Kokk run, they are literally not built for it...
>>586200990
Brick where is the cuba video
Hanging out with season 3
>>586230843>>586200990>pictured: the aftermath
>>586231898vaseraga's THIS IS... THE AFTERMATH but it's just dropping a gigantic anila 22U on you
gamera hype and aura moments vol. 1 compilation when
>>586232970
>>586206161
>>586230228why is kot doing the sieg heil thing
>>586235239if you were smart, you would too
https://x.com/airinagatomo/status/2116402444574007347>There are girls going to match meetups to fuck Gamera while I'm stuck on sub 500 gems
Help me, I'm falling for older women (24).
>>586234982fucking hell man
It’s undeniable crapcom is under western influences
>Crossover Rising top 32 delayed due to trafficThis country is such ass.
good morning dsgamers
Finally live.https://www.twitch.tv/crossover_gg
>>586247410what country is this? the english by the commentary crew sounds disgusting
>>586247723Germany, near Cologne.
>lowain player trying to play other charactersthats an ick
Damn, that was basically already the finale.
imagine getting height mogged by a cag player
Apparently saying "i just did a Vane" isnt acceptable at work when you just got out of the toilet, whoops
>>586247410>Metera vs LowainClassic EU
The hatred in my heart refuses to let it stop
GBVSR the game that makes everyone depressed should be illegal
I actually rooted for a 2B, what the fuck.
>>586252701HER FACEISNT LIKE THATIN THE GAMEKILL ALL "ARTISTS"KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBURN THEM TO ASHBREAK THEIR SPINESRIP THEIR ARMS FROM THEIR TORSO
I can't tell if both these players try to mimic a female.
>>586252851>NOOOOOOOO ART ISN'T 1:1 IDENTICAL TO THE SOURCE MATERIALYou're transer than a trans playing the trans dedicated character in a trans dedicated outfit. Go suck a dick.
>>586252851based>>586252959cringe
>>586252851cringe>>586252959based
>23:27>24:58seething samefag
>>586253145is this how were coping now reddit spacer?
>>586253212unlike what goyims tell you, there's nothing wrong in using reddit, while being a retarded samefag is subhuman behavior
>>586252959why even bother making art thenyou worthless human beingdie and perishbegonesuffer for eternitythe day of your suicide will comeand i will deny you the heavens
>>586253523What would you know about art? Your hobby is playing casino on a tranny troon troon "fighting" game.
>>586253624yes you are righti am amazed by your deduction skillsthis game is all that i doi have no other hobbiesand the fighting game is trulytroon troon tranny gamenot to be confused with a fighting gamegod you are so amazingDIE YOU BALD MANFEEL AND REGRETWE KNOW WHAT YOU DIDWE KNOW WHO YOU AREREADY TO BE JUDGED
>>586228867the answer is to stop but also deeply consider what time wasted is
>sieg corner carries half the screen and does 50% damage with only 1 cooldownbalanced character
>>586253981I mean you're having a melty over a drawing, yes you probably don't have anything to do in your life because you're a miserable piece of shit roleplaying as a woman, your envy is palpable.
Damn, I liked this Vira.
>>586254262yupa full on meltyquite miserableon point roleplaying as a womandecent amount of envy, just rightYOU WILL BE A COWARDGUN OVER NOOSELAST HAIR LOST MILLENNIA AGOPUSH AND THROWPUSH AND THROW
hello, any spooky eugawds want to play?
>>586255087are you strong enough?
There was a glimpse of Zeta.
>>586255628i can try to be
>>586255795I ASKEDARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH?!!
>>586255860nyes
>>586256094I CANT HEAR YOU
hes not going to play, if youre wondering
every dead fighter is getting a vibe coded rollback modevery dead fighter except vanilla grub...
Are these like lyric posts or what's going on here?
I noticed a small cut next to my finger nail todayWonder how i got it
>>586257139sex with trannies did that
>>586257159but i never had sex
>>586257559yeah because the one with trannies doesn't count
>>586257741so how did the cut happen?
>>586257960Your flesh is weak and the raped
>>586257960you had sex with trannies. but if you go tell someone "i'm not a virgin" or "i just had sex" you have to clarify it was with trannies because it doesn't count
You could be playing with that anon instead.
>>586258101but if it happened due to sex but sex with trannies doesnt count then why is the cut there?spooky
transphobes arent welcome
Yuel and Galleon players Chaotic evil status?
>>586258796Lawful evil would be >Playing a character for an effective and efficient kit?
>>586259385thats a top tier nyes
>boot up the game>fuck around in training mode>check some rankings >close the game
>>586260724Okay, but check this Zeta out.
>>586260724>check some rankingswhy
I think that when Siegfried whiffs Verdrangen SOMEHOW, he should have about 10 frames of additional crouching counterhit recovery.
>>586261526>whywhy not?
If I don't f5 this tab, then the spooky skeletons won't get me.
>>586262929its weird if you dont plan playing
>>586264696why
>>586263046Take it off auto-confirm, ya dingus
>>586265145its like you want to be a spectator rather than a player
>>586266685who would want to be a player for this slop gameplay?
>>586267289then why did you open it and mess around in training mode?
>>586267376are you comparing training mode cpu standing in place vs a real human opponent?
when did we pick up all these teenage wannabe epic internet trolls
>>586267845which part of my post mindbroke you when i wasnt even trying to?
Leave your bowl of candy out
that last trick or treaters i got were a bunch of drunken hags half a decade ago...
>>586269204And you had sex with them right?
>>586268963>this makes brick shit his pants
>>586268963>this makes bwick cum his pants
>>586268963what kind of sound is thatis it supposed to sound like she was choking on something and came up for air
>>586269695they were not the attractive kind of hags
there are no attractive kind of hags
boo
>>586272023look everybody it's the award-winning gayest motherfucker on planet earf
>>586272263thanks for proving me right with that picture
Last year was better.
>hag>posts a picture of an anime teenwhat did he mean by this
Saturday morning lobby?
>>586272734I'll join in a minute
>>586272443>Last year was better.Damn, just like every facet of human existence for the past two decades
>>586273084 (me)two decades is an exaggerationbut one decade is perfectly fine
>>586272263vagina feel like an old driver's glove
things just keep getting worse
hag for season 3
holy shit i beat a gm and they gave me like 100 gemmies i did not know this was a thing
>>586263738I pressed f5...
>>586273524Good job, anon!And yes, that's also a thing for lower ranks. You get a ton of points if you beat an S++ as an S, for instance.
>>586272734mmmmmmperhyaps....
>>586273785Ragger x Swizzle doujin?
>>586273785Yapo draws such a cute cag
>>586273785me on the left
>>586273847Why is she Bolivian?
>>586273785this guy has a decent artstyle until he starts giving her ugly faces at the ned
>>586238057gamera really got that turkey hairline surgery huh
its overits all over
>>586274408
>>586273524I wish ranked would give me more of them, I can take a game occasionally
>>586274832An attempt was made
godlotta godnia of the god knights
>>586274832Djeeta is competing with Meg as the ugliest Rising girl
metera already won that competition 100% unironically
>>586275148i say that
>>586275274Blind retard
>>586275594ugly hag face ugly moleugly pointy chin chinugly smileugly small eyesnothing feminine or cute about the facecan only be attractive to niglet gooners like sonic solmeteggers get the rope
I don't think Meg is pretty.But she's pretty hot.
>>586275146>そ、その… く、臭くない?
>>586275825>ugly moleThank you for confirming that you are a blind retard.>pointy chinEveryone has that, you can scroll up and see Djeeta's dagger chin
>>586275825you are right and every straight anon supports you
>everyThere is only one, me, and I most certainly do not support that fag.
lobby 4/100
>>586275994Say what yo will but that mole is overused
>>586275928But what if she does stink?
Homo (singular) delusions.
There's skellingtons reading this thread right now
>>586277030That's what makes it so hot
nah. sit down lil gay pup.
>>586276969>overusedwhere?
>>586277302But you guys taught me otherwise
>>586277783That anon is talking about vagina infections which are disgusting.Female sweat with a hint of ass and pee however is amazing when you're horny
Please be normal.
>>586276315thank you
>>586278585And how does one do that?
Do the Bwick
GGs lobby GAWDS, have a spoopy halloween
>>586275146BRAAAAAAPPPPP
>>586277783this anon is still hereshow yourself that said, at least her pits and feet seem ok from what he said
Surprised I didn't kill myself yet. 32 years to spite the world.
>>586275854Opposite for me
I'm happy todayAren't you guys happy this place is still standing strong?Well, except for the other two guys that wish it wasn't.
askers? carers?
>>586281907>Aren't you guys happy this place is still standing strong?I barely play anymore but I wouldn't know what I'd do without you guys...
truly a discord lite
I’m parasocial for my gbvsg bros in the same way I’m parasocial for vtubers
perfect mood for some nier posting
>>586282973Don't forget to delete right after
>>586282559>I wouldn't know what I'd do without you guys...Oh but I knowhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Iscariot#Deathhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Iscariot#Judas's_eternal_destination
>>586282559so breedable
>you're 12>you're going trick or treating >you open the door
>>586283882bitch got a bed right in front of the fucking door?
dogshit image fit for a brownoid from SA
>>586284030Annihilated that psycho
>>586280476
>>586282063Yeah, YEAH shut up dumb Zoi
>>586283358I haven't played Tokon either for a long while now...
>>586284572no one has
>>586282651I would never use discord because I would be unable to gaypost
nigga betrayed us for Tokon only for him to come back with his tail between his legs after it died in 3 weeks KEKAROO
I also played tokon but no one calls me a betrayer
>>586284718well, he did a bit more than just play tocoom
put vikala ears on illidanthat's eu rat
>>586284969nah Illidan is cool and a good guy nothing like eurat even if they share the same title
>>586284718You're my hero, redlotta!
There was no betrayal because we were never friends, your hate towards rat homo is mostly unjustified
>>586284598lol what a fag
>>586285510I love boys
eurat was like "nah senpai im here through thick and thin, i will never sell my soul"then two days later "lmaooo why did i waste so much time playing this trash im off to tokon also im a pedophile"then tokon flopped and he was like "h-hi i was j-just joking, you will take me back right?"
>>586286184he didnt say that
I doompost and talk shit and namedrop and even I am not that much of a faggot to care about Mat and make such a bitchy cucky shitpost
That’s why I only stick to REAL GRUBBAS like green Nier
You fags done yet?
>>586286043scary sheep
>>586284969>illidan is a half night elf/ half demon who betrayed his demon half by becoming a demon hunter>eurat is a half half fighting/ half party game player who betrayed gbvsg by becoming a fighting game player
>>586286184reminder that ratanon was leaked to be in a trans discord (and i dont mean the granblue one) via his steam profile which he set to private after the incident
zesty festy nigga supreme general
>>586286806eurat is a PSNcuckhe doesn't have a steampage
>>586287125the shitposter is liar who would’ve thought
>>586286806>literal retard outing himselfbet you complain about the "clique" too
>>586286806>>586287125kwab
>when a vtumor poster - one of the lowest tiered posters in the gbvsg gets to laugh at youdamn, nigga getting owned
>>586287439>>586287372>>586287125>they dont know rat is using granblue discord which is connected to his steamNO NO NO NO NO LMAO
>>586287713>t-t-th-the only thing vague about you is your sexual orientation
>>586287687vtuber general lil cuck
>>586286806
>>586273586Cute!
>>586287838unironically blind
>>586287905thanks for the (you) but i dont care much for replies of the lower tier posters
Why are you guys still talking about me?
ggs lobbygods
>>586287918No! I like being mentally ill
>>586288071why aren't you in the tokon general?
>>586288071The pillar of /gbvsg/.
>>586288071because i know who you are
>>586287713then post it. but you won’t because you’re lying and it never happened. if it happened I would’ve been there and remembered it
>>586288545or more like he would've posted it immediately to "own" him (no one would give a shit)
>>586288108not now, we are being gay and weird
>>586288412You missed me
>>586288203Because Vikala is cuter than Peni...
>>586288653
>>586288749
>>586288749it’s because they made Peni too fat in tokon
>>586288071unfortunately you played with a shitposter despite the warnings long ago
>>586289764that shitposter? you
>>586288641but that's lame
>>586290328This is literally just Fern from Frieren.
>>586289513
>>586290395stupid post
>>586290791there is no counterplay
>>586290791now that they nerfed this she has nothing
>>586290939did they really nerf it...
>>586290395Super ultra kino post because those were my thoughts as well
>>586290791
cag's feels the same to me but everyone else who got their 66L nerfed is definitely noticeable and everyone else who got theirs buffed should be ashamed
>>586291134>>>>>>niggers and kikes edited the tiny fucking detail of there blood coming out in like a 20 year old animationholy fucking shit i fucking hate all this nu-safe space bullshit in literally. every. fucking. faucet. of. life. you just fucking know somebody got offended by it and spent time and energy on something this fucking stupid
>>586291480Memory GAWD
>>586291138It was already a small 66L and it got nerfed even further and has no upside now. If you play her it's really noticeable and really really easy to whiff punish it
>>586291602at least try
>settings -> uninstall -> post steam chart counteasy whiff punish for cag
cag is overrated learn the matchup
>>586290791she still has that 66L push backi think anila has that gay push back
>>586292773they decreased the distance not the pushback so that's normal
>felt like playing grub today>check threadyeah, imma play something else
>>586292773literally everyone has that
>>586292954come get your prostate inspection
i need to fuck sheep
>>586293746don't we all
At the rate this place is going, we'll be lucky to get another Christmas photo.
>>586292954>>586294279
>my twitter feed is nothing but satyr and raziel god bless grubween
>>586294279At least 12 of our failed normie posters will be around for the christmas photo this year.Feel free to screenshot this.
>>586295530this man has caused untold strife
>>586294962truly one of the best days for art
>>586295210>1210 take it or leave it
>>586295210I won't be there, I'll be having sex with my GF (which is her Christmas present)
my feed is everything but sheep art today
>>586296605sheep doesn't have a scary bone in her body, I'm afraid
>>586282763/gbvsg/ saved my life
>get home>music blasting in the foyer>no listening for the sounds of meowing over the music behind the door because there's no one for it to wake up and tell i'm home
>>586296668but you just said you're afraid...
>>586296795yes, of many things, but not sheepat most she could get a "wow I'm scared stiff" she could never truly frighten meunless I'm in the corner and she's pressing buttons but that doesn't count
>>586296668she is VERY scary for brits specifically
>>586296706vira after i lose the ft10 against her
>>586296706Yeah yeah, try to DP your way out of that BITCH
why is bondage so popular i dont like it at all
>>586297032very cute azusa
>>586297551making women feel helpless is good.
>>586297986seems pretty beta to need ropes to do that
>>586296706this but unironically
>>586298140you are the kind of person who wonders if splitting the hotdog makes it appear less gay to eat
>>586298436insanely weird gay projection out of nowhere
>>586298436bodied that freak
>>586298140anon does it with just his presence
>>586298436.......what?
Hear ye, hear ye!I will be handing out a free "bodied that freak" supporting post for the next person who wants it.To redeem it reply to this post with the post you want me to supportOne time only!First come, first served!
nobody wants approval from a nierposter
>>586299259I want to downplay charlottasomeone will probably complaini will post something dumb and you'll reply to me with "bodied that freak"ok?
>>586298436B-B-B-B-B-BODIED
>>586299259>>586299259
>>586299539Yes!
>>586299539I'll help too
charlotta has stubby buttonsit doesn't matter how many webms of belial 2m you'll post or comparing her f.M to gran's, she still does
>no nier boislave to support your poststhis is the worst halloween
>webms of belial 2mwait a second, I was the one who made that webm...
*f.Ls that retarded post*
i have a stubby penis
>>586299571
>>586299847*low profiles it*damn if only i was playing a top 5 like eustace
having a long-ranged penis doesn't matter if everyone just sits fullscreen from you and your only move is to backdash
>>586299987why peniswhy did you add peniswhyexplain
>>586299801will a cagboislave suffice as a substitute?
>>586299854there is a stubby vagina out there just for you king
... I don't feel like making a "bodied that freak" supporting postI changed my mind.
>>586300248TRAITOR
>>586300248I will file a complaint form
>you should stop eating shit! eat healthy!>ok>start eating rice crackers>went through the entire pack>still hungryAnd the thing is, I'm not even fat.
>>586300248wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>586300551thats why you eat the rice crackers with powdered cheese kizzington
>>586300551rice crackers are just potato chips for retards who drink diet soda
>>586300715That doesn't sound healthy.
>>586300785diet soda is gawdlike for losing weight
>>586300785Exaggeration? I mean, it's just rice.
>>586300891no it isn'twater coffee or tea are
>>586301024aniwa diet coke nyow...
>>586300976>simple carbs with no nutrition that don't fill you up at all>you're basically only eating it to experience the crunchliterally just potato chips with no flavor for more money
>>586300891>>586301183i literally lost 22lbs just by switching from normal coke to diet coke
if you're going to drink something as disgusting as diet soda you might as well just not drink soda, I don't understand
https://www.youtube.com/live/aOHjykM4YM0
>>586301512sugar soda tastes worse though
>>586301609we drink crystal light up in this bich
>>586301301Oh you mean that.I mean I like the "flavor" but I agree they're absolutely not filling me up at all.
>>586301609this won't be deleted for off topic btw
yeah okay but swapping from coke to diet or to pepsi is like sucking a penisand to add to that, just drink carbonated water with some lemon, thats gawdlike
Carbonated water is disgusting, you can taste the carbon, it tastes dirty"sparkling" water my ass
feeling zesty(newman's own) might bake
youre supposed to buy it not walk into a bathtub and fart inside it...
>>586302470made me kek
>>586302040based i hate sparkling water too
>>586302542that anila is not kekking
>>586302931>>586302931you can keep shit posting i wont stop you
>>586302862
>>586300551What are you trying to replace with the rice crackers?If you want a late afternoon snack, just eat a light sandwich. It'll fill you up and is highly customizable, although obviously it won't be as low kcal as rice crackers (whatever those are, I don't think they sell it here).Eating healthy has two main reasons: to live a better life so you don't clog your arteries or die young from microplastics in your ballsor losing weight.As for losing weight, just eating a small portion of some low kcal shit and staying hungry won't work.
>>586303017for me its the humble
>>586303364Here's my suggestion Get some lettuceGrab a few tomato slicesA few thin slices of purple onionWell, I use this shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requeij%C3%A3oBut I guess you can try Cream cheese or something elseAn egg, made however you preferThe lettuce will give it a nice crunchiness depending on how fresh it is, but even if it's not it'll fill you up. Tomato will also fill you up while also giving a nice moisture alongside the cream cheese so you don't feel like you're biting into a solid dry turd. Onion is just there for flavor. The egg will finally triple down on the feeling of satiety.There, you have a perfect late afternoon snack that will fill you up, give you energy, is healthy and shouldn't be too caloric.This is just a basic template to give you an idea. Other stuff you can add, remove, replace and mix and match Mayo, green bell pepper, ham instead of the egg or alongside it, chicken, tuna paste, other types of cheese, a honey based dressing on the lettuce and so on...if you want to be a nigger you can also make a homemade bread burrata prosciutto with a garlic confit or pesto sandwich too.
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>>586309757no>>586308878baka
>>586298436kekIt's funny because it's true.
